The Master of Disguise might be the worst movie...

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  • čas přidán 8. 09. 2022
  • We sat down and watched Dana Carvey's The Master of Disguise for the first time ever, it was a mistake. This movie not only features turtles, but also offensive stereotypes and jokes that probably should not have made it into a "PG" comedy. Who is Pistachio? Will Devlin Bowman steal the constitution? And are YOU turtley enough for the turtle club? Probably not, L behaviour.
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    The Master of Disguise - 2002
    Pistachio Disguisey (Dana Carvey), a genial waiter at his father Frabbrizio's (James Brolin) Italian restaurant, possesses an uncanny knack for mimicry. What he doesn't know is that his talent is genetic, and that he is the descendent of a long line of "Masters of Disguise," all of whom have inherited the secret family gift known as Energico. Initially, Pistachio is a klutz, but little by little, he learns to harness his inherited power, and sallies forth to utilize Energico to its fullest. With Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Brent Spiner, and Adam Sandler (Producer).
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  • @Chasta1n42
    @Chasta1n42 Před rokem +3095

    Turtle 🐢

    • @British_manndem
      @British_manndem Před rokem +42

      Agreed

    • @GooberVR252
      @GooberVR252 Před rokem +16

      I agree

    • @fart_cracker
      @fart_cracker Před rokem +26

      Turtle How to prove their butt boy but the turtle is not real but the does the turtle is there but it’s not there it’s not real it’s not it’s not cheeseburgers and ketchup are better than him a mole a mole a mole 00 turtle

    • @hyper_extra4849
      @hyper_extra4849 Před rokem +16

      🐢

    • @CamoRoll
      @CamoRoll Před rokem +9

      Words of wisdom my friend

  • @paulofduty2005
    @paulofduty2005 Před rokem +2192

    They also forgot to mention the fact that they filmed the turtle club scene on 9/11 and Dana Carvey and the cast had to take a moment of silence in his turtle costume.

    • @richieosborn2639
      @richieosborn2639 Před rokem +128

      That’s sad.

    • @macaroniman6997
      @macaroniman6997 Před rokem +187

      literally them talking about this was the only reason i clicked on this im disappointed

    • @TheKiddo2468
      @TheKiddo2468 Před rokem +137

      My diseased OneyPlays brain was scrambling to type that out but someone beat me to it

    • @paulofduty2005
      @paulofduty2005 Před rokem +42

      @@TheKiddo2468 “with friends”

    • @JojosCrazyChannel
      @JojosCrazyChannel Před rokem +48

      The transaction between pre- & post-9/11

  • @ThePopcornFairy
    @ThePopcornFairy Před rokem +3211

    I will never get over this movie. This came out when I was seven. I was dragged by my friends to go see it, and I laughed *only once* throughout the whole thing. Let me reiterate: *I was SEVEN.*

    • @memeview2566
      @memeview2566 Před rokem +196

      Your must have been a bad seven year old. This movie is the funniest thing ever. In the worst way possible

    • @Gooferthe3rd
      @Gooferthe3rd Před rokem +24

      Poor friends

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 Před rokem +37

      At what? AT WHAT?!

    • @ThePopcornFairy
      @ThePopcornFairy Před rokem +105

      @@dr.k8610 What was the one thing I laughed at? Full disclosure, it was one of the fart jokes. The one they show at 19:42 specifically. I guess the timing and double subversion got me.

    • @dr.k8610
      @dr.k8610 Před rokem +29

      @@ThePopcornFairy no shame in it, probably one of the better bits in the movie. Comparatively it’s comedic gold

  • @Laxhoop
    @Laxhoop Před rokem +168

    Fun fact, this movie stretches its end credits so much, because it literally wouldn’t reach the minimum length to be considered a film, without them being so long.

  • @DanTheMan3735
    @DanTheMan3735 Před rokem +239

    13:54 That quick shot of Bren sitting there after learning that Adam Sandler produced this movie killed me

    • @RawReviews.
      @RawReviews. Před rokem +15

      Same, you can see the horror

    • @gooeyking
      @gooeyking Před 11 měsíci +5

      He was an executive producer that only wrote 2 bits, he wasnt the producer😂😂😂😂

    • @jb40691
      @jb40691 Před měsícem

      *Before learning that.

  • @CMBGAMER2018TV
    @CMBGAMER2018TV Před rokem +473

    It's Disguisein' Time

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r Před rokem +15

      It’s turtlin time

    • @dotmp3883
      @dotmp3883 Před rokem +15

      I love when he goes “I’m the master of disguise” and then disguises himself wait…

    • @AfrosCanBeCool
      @AfrosCanBeCool Před rokem +4

      YOU JUST GOT THE CHEEESE TOUCH

    • @creativename_
      @creativename_ Před rokem +1

      Facts brother

    • @NordicDan
      @NordicDan Před rokem +1

      Which came shortly after MORBIN TIME

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad Před rokem +784

    I love how people who watch this movie behave as if it's not still going during AND after the credits. It literally refuses to end

    • @imploreyoutoreconsider5092
      @imploreyoutoreconsider5092 Před rokem +35

      but where would we be if we didn't know the secret of the slapping dummy man?

    • @rockstarbma
      @rockstarbma Před rokem +17

      @@imploreyoutoreconsider5092 Lost. Remember in Phineas and Ferb when Candice went back in time to make sure her brothers got busted then when she came back to her world it was all dark, dreary, and controlled by Doof? That's where we would be if we didn't know.

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle Před 4 měsíci

      because we try to ignore the absolute pain and agony that is this movie and immediately dip the moment the credits roll

  • @bungieman2810
    @bungieman2810 Před rokem +17

    2:53 "What is that?"
    The Fiat 600 Multipla was a four-door MPV based on the Fiat 600's drivetrain and Fiat 1100 front suspensions, that sat up to six people in a footprint just 50 cm (19.7 in) longer than the original Mini Cooper and on the same 2 m (78.7 in) wheelbase as the 600 saloon. This had been achieved by moving the driver's compartment forward over the front axle, effectively eliminating the boot but giving the body a very minivan-like "one-box", flat-front look. The car debuted at the Brussels Motor Show in January 1956, and was discontinued in the spring of 1967 to be replaced by the Fiat 850 Familiare. The Multipla name was reintroduced in late 1998 for the Fiat Multipla compact minivan.

  • @TreyC68
    @TreyC68 Před rokem +34

    6:40
    Dad has mastered the art of the bitch slap

    • @BrotatoeGod
      @BrotatoeGod Před 10 měsíci +4

      He didn't reach full power
      He has no belt

  • @brandonspain12345
    @brandonspain12345 Před rokem +1703

    Fun fact: Jim Carrey was considered to play Pistachio. But he turned it down. Even he knew he wasn't even good enough to save this nightmare of a movie by Adam Sandler.
    This is one of those movies where I would love to see a remake of, and actually make it GOOD, SMART and FUNNY.

    • @Herobacon
      @Herobacon Před rokem +25

      What do you mean? That was hilarious, I hurt my neck laughing so hard

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 Před rokem +56

      @@Herobacon "Master of Disguise is funny. And I think trolling is still cool in 2022." 🤓

    • @Herobacon
      @Herobacon Před rokem +15

      @@brandonspain12345 yeah you are a nerd, you probably don’t like Morbius either smh

    • @brandonspain12345
      @brandonspain12345 Před rokem +31

      @@Herobacon Okay, Adam Sandler. Whatever you say. 🤓. Also, Morbius is a masterpiece compared to this movie.

    • @Herobacon
      @Herobacon Před rokem +13

      @@brandonspain12345 Don’t make me slap you, I’m Italian.

  • @tessfabled4115
    @tessfabled4115 Před rokem +29

    10:11 although to be fair in Tropic Thunder RDJ is literally meant to be a white man who had surgery to look black, and it's meant to be completely ridiculous and offensive.

    • @robonator2945
      @robonator2945 Před 2 měsíci

      Anyone complaining about it doesn't care. The point is literally "wait... that's illegal" and that's it. The literal act of looking like a vaguely different race *_is_* the offensive part, not the intent, behaviour, or context. (Ironically enough even the minstrel shows that define the super offensive pop-cultural idea of blackface were also a bit more nuanced then people think. When it comes to literally anything vaguely political wikipedia is obviously going to have a slant, and frankly it's a quite large and messy issue eitherway, but "segregationists thought such shows were 'disrespectful' of social norms as they portrayed runaway slaves with sympathy and would undermine slavery" should show a bit of the nuance here. Even *_they_* weren't just 'haha, let's be racist'. In fact, there were literally all-black performer groups. I.e. : no makeup, that was literally just their skin. Like I said, even *_they_* were a bit more nuanced then the cultural zeitgeist tends to think.)
      It's really fucking stupid IMO, if the actor can play the role let them, we turn people into monsters, aliens, robots, mutants, etc. with CGI and makeup but turning them into a slightly aesthetically different human is off the table and unreasonable? If I remember right Misa Ackerman is the only canonically Japanese character in Attack On Titan, yet the live action AoT films were all, shocker, primarily japanese. It's one of those issues no-one actually cares about, because it isn't the actual issue. The issue is when people do it to intentionally be mocking of another race, i.e. : racist, but that got twisted into just "you can't ever try to look like another race" and you get really stupid double standards as opposed to just, having standards.

    • @M50A1
      @M50A1 Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​​@@robonator2945I think you need some air, dude. I can hear you sputtering from here. Also there's no way in hell you just spent all that time typing just to say "waaaa please allow racist characters!!"

  • @JP2GiannaT
    @JP2GiannaT Před rokem +15

    I loved this movie as a child, and I apologize for nothing.
    "This is what you're doing. This is what I want you to do "

  • @mint.6068
    @mint.6068 Před rokem +668

    "You can't judge a movie by its first 3 minutes and 30 seconds"
    You have obviously never watched the beautifully crafted masterpiece, Fred 3

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 Před rokem +24

      the best movie ever, fred 3 (camp fred)

    • @mint.6068
      @mint.6068 Před rokem +20

      the best movie ever, fred 3 (camp fred)

    • @troyschulz2318
      @troyschulz2318 Před rokem +11

      Fun Fact: Fred Figglehorn is only two degrees removed from Lars Von Trier.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Před rokem +4

      why does this movie make me feel like its just above the room but somehow worse from just wat you described.

    • @granthill4252
      @granthill4252 Před rokem +3

      Man didn’t even say Fred or Fred 2 WENT STRAIGHT TO the 3rd

  • @dominicporter5100
    @dominicporter5100 Před rokem +109

    The 'Tic-Tac' car at 3:00 is a Fiat 600 Multipla, very common vehicle in Italy. As the editor showed, it's rear engined. They were multipurpose vans used for everything from family cars, to taxis and delivery vans, and there was a pickup truck version. Its successor looked a lot more normal, but I personally prefer this version because of its weirdness.

  • @HISTORYmjGirl
    @HISTORYmjGirl Před rokem +13

    15:00 in my 13 year old nephew had to stop watching this video with me because "this movie is to stupid to be a real movie".

  • @applesaucer2442
    @applesaucer2442 Před 11 měsíci +11

    I can't stop laughing. I paused at 17:37 and thought that was Michael Myers for a second 😂😭

  • @missionman0072
    @missionman0072 Před rokem +161

    I think the only reason they didn't use another actor for Dana Carvey, was to show how bad he was at disguising. They still didn't need to do brown face. Even then, none of Dana Carveys characters were actually a disguise compared to his dad and grandpa. It's just him in a bad wig/outfit and impressions. His dad and grandpa literally became their disguises.

    • @webguy943
      @webguy943 Před rokem +3

      Thats the joke…

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 Před rokem +9

      This movie was literally made to show off carvey's talent for impressions. And not in a good way.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Před rokem +3

      ⁠​⁠@@Madmaxgaming130Yeah, this movie was just an excuse for Dana Carvey to do impressions.

    • @SakuraAvalon
      @SakuraAvalon Před 10 měsíci +2

      @@roberttreacy8271 Apparently the point of this movie was so he could have a movie in which his kids could watch it, since his other movies weren't PG.

    • @roberttreacy8271
      @roberttreacy8271 Před 10 měsíci +4

      @@SakuraAvalon Carvey’s heart may have been in the right place, but you know what they say about good intentions.

  • @ib679
    @ib679 Před rokem +708

    Their collective silence during the turtle scene got me way too hard lmao
    p.s. love the tattoos Bren!

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem +20

      When silence makes you laugh more than the movie does lmao

    • @chadthunder8188
      @chadthunder8188 Před rokem +31

      It was a silence for 911

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem

      @@chadthunder8188 lmao

    • @Zenturio331
      @Zenturio331 Před rokem +20

      @@Anonymous-73 no literally. That scene Was actually Filmed right after the Planes Hit. That Was actual genuine "a great tragedy has happened and here we are doing this" silence

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Před rokem +1

      @@Zenturio331 bruh

  • @AnymMusic
    @AnymMusic Před rokem +11

    15:35 oh god now I imagine Helen the hall-monitor saying that fcking line

  • @BeansOnButter
    @BeansOnButter Před rokem +18

    10:45
    I love the way Josiah says this

  • @menzel17
    @menzel17 Před rokem +510

    Just A Reminder That This Movie Was Nominated For The "Kids Choice Award For FAVORITE FART In A Movie"
    Bruh

    • @octo-generaljones8691
      @octo-generaljones8691 Před rokem +1

      Given that this was an award show by a network that wholeheartedly turned a blind eye to the actions of a child molester who worked for them for years and only now did they start shunning him, I’d say that sounds about right.

    • @Caryll_byrgenwerth-scholar
      @Caryll_byrgenwerth-scholar Před rokem +39

      I mean It does have the best fart jokes in any movie I've ever seen

    • @zed9785
      @zed9785 Před rokem +8

      what

    • @theahughes703
      @theahughes703 Před rokem +50

      we're living in a south park episode

    • @chadschmaltz9790
      @chadschmaltz9790 Před rokem +10

      Then I guess the movie can claim it was nominated for an award. I hope it still lost.

  • @godai6203
    @godai6203 Před rokem +150

    For those who are gonna say that the turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11, it wasn’t. The director said that after the World Trade Center attacks, they took two weeks off from filming. When they returned on the 25th, the director spoke upon the attacks before they filmed the turtle club scene.

    • @godai6203
      @godai6203 Před rokem +16

      For those who don’t believe me, watch Leo Vader’s video on the topic

    • @vrtrunky552
      @vrtrunky552 Před 8 měsíci +5

      @@godai6203Congrats for alerting the world about misinformation

  • @ninten90z70
    @ninten90z70 Před rokem +7

    I only ever attempted to watch the entirety of Master of Disguise once and that was during a summer in which a local downtown theater allowed children free admittance to movies for a week. I left the theater about halfway through the movie and made the walk home. And the only reason I made it halfway through it was because the theater's five dollar deal on soda, candy, and popcorn carried me through that much!

  • @RawReviews.
    @RawReviews. Před rokem +15

    7:03 you can hear the pain in that laugh

  • @Modding_Jackster
    @Modding_Jackster Před rokem +165

    The fact that Josiah actually KNOWS Fred and Brandon Rogers, I bet in the next video he’s gonna mention Razzle and the comments will burst.

    • @davisvoelzke8011
      @davisvoelzke8011 Před rokem +2

      Who?

    • @TrashRat45
      @TrashRat45 Před rokem +14

      @@davisvoelzke8011 Razzle is movie review channel similar to MWS other than the fact that Razzle gets drunk while watching

    • @zeldagameryt4018
      @zeldagameryt4018 Před rokem +10

      @@davisvoelzke8011 You can actually see one of Razzle’s videos in Jude’s background in one of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid videos

    • @svick42
      @svick42 Před rokem +7

      Yeahhhhh, they’ve actually done some cool mentions towards Razzle and of course Razzle returned the favor in their vids. I couldn’t point you to the correct vids tho.

    • @awesomesause.
      @awesomesause. Před rokem

      @@TrashRat45 similar but different cause they're always drunk

  • @dr.toasty2343
    @dr.toasty2343 Před rokem +95

    this movie feels like one of those dollar general movies your mom buys for you that you only watch as you go to bed because it puts you to sleep.

  • @openyourdoor9327
    @openyourdoor9327 Před rokem +14

    Voltamort’s origin story 13:38

  • @SpectralSuperSonic
    @SpectralSuperSonic Před 9 měsíci +5

    I'm sorry but that "I never had a dad" bit fucking came out of nowhere while I was eating and I almost choked. We haven't even gotten that far into the movie and I almost died. Amazing content as always.

  • @MicahCallari
    @MicahCallari Před rokem +355

    this movie's like if they allowed a four year old to write an entire script by themself

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 Před rokem +23

      And then said four-year-old proceeded to eat it

    • @hiiisbus0631
      @hiiisbus0631 Před rokem +24

      And that four year old was Adam Sandler

    • @AdaTheWatcher
      @AdaTheWatcher Před rokem +6

      @@hiiisbus0631 this joke is funnier then the movie

    • @lachousalle31
      @lachousalle31 Před 4 měsíci

      @@AdaTheWatcher So the joke was funny and then the movie proceeded to be funny after the joke?
      Grammar.

  • @Bubbles-od2zm
    @Bubbles-od2zm Před rokem +316

    I’ve seen this movie maybe 2 or 3 times in my life. I remember my mom showing it to me when I was younger and liking it. To this day, my mom and I joke about the “am I turtle-ly enough for the turtle club?” and “I’m gonna be a master of disguise! I’m gonna be a master of disguise!” lines. I had no idea how this movie was so poorly received, but I guess it kinda makes sense.

    • @connmann9610
      @connmann9610 Před rokem +25

      makes me sad because i loved this movie as a kid
      :((

    • @herrikudo
      @herrikudo Před rokem +14

      Its really not that bad....

    • @rockstarbma
      @rockstarbma Před rokem +4

      @@connmann9610 Same :(

    • @Solice-lx8mk
      @Solice-lx8mk Před rokem +5

      I remember seeing this as a kid and thinking it was the funniest thing ever. Now, however, it's so bad. It's so very bad.

    • @jonathanrussell8998
      @jonathanrussell8998 Před rokem +2

      Those two clips were why I wanted to see this as a kid. I never did though, seemingly for the best

  • @uriahkohtz6158
    @uriahkohtz6158 Před rokem +10

    18:20
    I’m a-
    My favorite time and edit 😂

  • @Muppet_or_man
    @Muppet_or_man Před rokem +12

    14:30 did you know the liberty bell is a replica silently housed in its original walls

    • @RawReviews.
      @RawReviews. Před rokem +1

      I think most ppl know that

    • @dalynagarcia3861
      @dalynagarcia3861 Před 2 měsíci

      @@RawReviews. It’s a reference to a Mitski song (at least I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to be)

  • @AbandonedRaven
    @AbandonedRaven Před rokem +90

    I remember as a kid I used to love this movie…looking back I don’t know why I did. Maybe I just liked the actress, Jennifer Esposito, in the movie or something. I don’t even remember laughing at the movie, I just watched it so many times getting the VCR tape from the library.

  • @loganmarcum4495
    @loganmarcum4495 Před rokem +55

    The absolutely sniper shot of "I never had a dad" by Bren is what legends are made of

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Před rokem +8

    7:42 😄Funny ICarly's set was referenced. But not the mother from Wizards Of Waverly Place as the chick who dumped Pistachio.

  • @tessfabled4115
    @tessfabled4115 Před rokem +15

    4:32 I mean Shrek is technically in that category haha

  • @skimryboi7599
    @skimryboi7599 Před rokem +31

    You guys NEED to watch "Little Monsters" from 1989. I wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat remembering this movie, not out of fear, but out of sheer fucking confusion at the fact that it exists. Also, the main monster is played by Howie Mandel. His name is Maurice. Have fun with this one

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 Před rokem

      It’s not like it’s beyond human comprehension

    • @skimryboi7599
      @skimryboi7599 Před rokem +1

      @@simonpetrikov3992 To me it is cause like what was their target audience its such a weird movie

  • @Dekuzo1234
    @Dekuzo1234 Před rokem +127

    The fact that the thumbnail showed a 12% tomatometer score, yet the actual movie has only 1% just baffles me

  • @shanemowery7255
    @shanemowery7255 Před rokem +2

    I live in Pennsylvania and I swear I just heard about a guy stealing the Liberty Bell

  • @fireprophetproductions4967

    Foodfight: I AM THE WORST MOVIE EVER COVERED BY MICROWAVE SOCIETY
    Master of Disguise: hold my mask

  • @padillac16
    @padillac16 Před rokem +67

    I don't know what's worse, that the bad guy is Lieutenant Commander Data, that he farts every time he laughs, or that his fart joke at 19:43 actually made me laugh

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga Před rokem +148

    I wonder if I’m microwavey enough for the microwave society.

  • @Vengeful1oh1
    @Vengeful1oh1 Před rokem +19

    Me: frozen Bren isn't real, he can't hurt me.
    Frozen Bren: 2:24

  • @WiFiDown37811
    @WiFiDown37811 Před rokem +2

    "the future mother of my babies"
    I forgot that line was in this movie and I wish I could forget it again

  • @octo-generaljones8691
    @octo-generaljones8691 Před rokem +465

    Can’t wait to see you’re reactions to the women with big butts (cuz apparently that was supposed to be a funny joke but it failed spectacularly) and the fact that part of this movie was filmed during September 11, 2001. Was there anything in this movie that makes it worth remembering?

  • @topaz7462
    @topaz7462 Před rokem +310

    The best part of this movie is when he said "it's disguisin' time!" And turns into a pie, I cried tears of joy

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage Před rokem +22

      I stood up and applauded when the movie movied, everything else sucked though 🦠

    • @topaz7462
      @topaz7462 Před rokem

      @@theussmirage yeah

    • @mrlaz9011
      @mrlaz9011 Před rokem +20

      Now he can breath scarlet rot all over his enemies.

    • @absoultethings4213
      @absoultethings4213 Před rokem +4

      ze funny number achieved

    • @davidl570
      @davidl570 Před rokem +2

      Topaz In this movie, he has a bunch of different disguises--and personalities (of course).........................you might say he's like a 21st Century Schizoid Man.

  • @fantasticbirdblue
    @fantasticbirdblue Před rokem +6

    turtle stuff starts here --> 13:17 🐢

  • @restoredtuna8264
    @restoredtuna8264 Před rokem +9

    16:40 THAT IS DATA FROM STAR TREK

  • @Brentastrophe
    @Brentastrophe Před rokem +43

    I really like the "rare item; constitution" screen because it looks like the pyramid level of Serious Sam

  • @user-en7dx1qp3k
    @user-en7dx1qp3k Před rokem +29

    I wonder if the only reason they're Italian is so they could have his last name be "Disguisey"

  • @GingerGamerDoofus
    @GingerGamerDoofus Před rokem +9

    4:26 wrong, Wayne's World is good and features Dana Carvey a,d Mike Meyer's as the the leads

  • @Imstillhangintherethankgod

    This makes The Amazing Bulk look like the pinnacle of acting

  • @InsertStephenHere
    @InsertStephenHere Před rokem +108

    The Turtle club scene was filmed on 9/11. I can never get the image of Dana Carvey in that turtle costume mourning the loss of the twin towers out of my head.

    • @menzel17
      @menzel17 Před rokem +15

      He really said 😔🐢

    • @pigeon1573
      @pigeon1573 Před rokem +15

      Dude went✈🏢🏢😭🐢

    • @Ratio-
      @Ratio- Před rokem +3

      My mans you put a crying laughing emoji for 9/11 bruh

    • @Ratio-
      @Ratio- Před rokem +3

      That offends me as a New Yorker that you put crying laughing for 9/11

    • @ItsWazzza
      @ItsWazzza Před rokem +7

      @@Ratio- That’s regular crying emoji, not crying laughing emoji

  • @alexs7670
    @alexs7670 Před rokem +5

    Firstly, I love this movie and quote it all the time ("are you mocking my husband").
    Secondly, I have an idea for a sequel.
    It 2020, and pistachio is still a master of disguise but a bit has fallen out of the spotlight. To rebuild his popularity he takes on a high profile case. In his attempt to thwart the bad guy he goes full trudeau and everyone stops caring about the heist in progress and starts blasting pistachio on twitter. Pistachio decides that he will have to adapt to modern sensibilities. He can now only disguise himself as inanimate objects/animals and male Caucasians ( I know this sounds sarcastic but it is completely without irony). The rest of the movie is just sequences where it seems like pustachio can only disguise in black face but somehow avoids it.

  • @Uta_Chandra.H
    @Uta_Chandra.H Před rokem +3

    This movie was nostalgic when I was kid but as an adult I had no idea it was that terrible

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 Před rokem +44

    The... the intro sequence of the movie is Bo Derek running away from some guards, in a role that she was famous for because she was only wearing a flimsy bikini and Dudley Moore was watching her jiggle from his window. A movie from 1979! And this was 2002? The only people who would've gotten that joke were well outside the age range for the rest of the movie!
    Side story: I had a manager at a movie store who would randomly just blurt out 'Turtle! Tu-rtle! Am I not turtle enough for the turtle club?' at me, and I would just have to stand there and stare at him, because I've never seen this movie.

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi Před rokem +76

    My favorite part of this move was when Pistachio Disguisie from Master of Disguise from the smash hit movie Master of Disguise dressed up as Adolf Hitler and said "you guys make me Führious!", and proceeded to gun down all the bad guys with an MG34

  • @peterharrell7305
    @peterharrell7305 Před rokem +4

    It almost feels like carvey was trying to tell us something with this movie rather than make us laugh. Like a hostage blinking Morse code at us that he's being held hostage.

  • @Cobblestonener
    @Cobblestonener Před rokem +10

    6:35 I was done before it came out

  • @bryandeleon311
    @bryandeleon311 Před rokem +12

    16:55 What makes this scene even weirder is that the live action Scooby-Doo movie came out not even 2 full months before this movie did.

  • @jordansuggs4573
    @jordansuggs4573 Před rokem +134

    I dont care what people think about this movie, this was one of my favorite movies when I was young and it has a special place in my heart.

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 Před rokem +12

      We all have our opinions. Sometimes they're wrong but we all have our opinions

    • @nataliaadl_
      @nataliaadl_ Před rokem +5

      I also love this movie. I dont understand how people find it bad

    • @kimberlyheredia538
      @kimberlyheredia538 Před rokem +3

      I completely understand why people don't like it but I am with you.... I love this movie LOL

    • @user369dsf
      @user369dsf Před rokem +6

      I love bad movies because they're so shitty they're funny, I laughed at multiple scenes because they're just so fucking weird that you have to laugh at how absurd the shit is.

    • @LunaMane
      @LunaMane Před rokem +1

      Same here, I still adore this film even now.

  • @DaesoTheOne
    @DaesoTheOne Před 11 měsíci +3

    0:55 that’s not the illumanti; it’s the Eye of Providence. It’s a French-American symbol used primarily by the US government. We think it’s a suggestion by Pierre Eugene du Simitre in the Great Seal convention in 1776 and was adopted in 1782. It’s now pretty much only used by the US other than small cities in former Soviet countries as well as Poland, the UK, and the Brazilian secession revolt in 1824.

  • @michaelhuff7712
    @michaelhuff7712 Před 11 měsíci +1

    If that car is 20% of a mini cooper, it's officially a nano cooper.

  • @urboibrando3190
    @urboibrando3190 Před rokem +18

    “I never had a dog”. “Exactly!”
    “I never had a father” Bren-👁👄👁

  • @moisttowlette123
    @moisttowlette123 Před rokem +119

    The second that they asked who Dana Carvey was, was the point this video made me feel disgustingly old and have a mild existential crisis.
    Thanks guys!

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 Před rokem +18

      Right? And how they made ZERO mention of Wayne's World.

    • @logantotman1574
      @logantotman1574 Před rokem +14

      Yeah, plus I didn't like how much they hated on SNL. Like 90% of comedic actors who write and are in movies have worked on SNL. Conan O'Brien, John Mulaney, Bill Hader, Mike Myers, Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Bill Murrey, Dan Ackroyd, Chevy Chase, the list is ridiculous. All of which have amazing tv shows and movies. Sometimes they just make.....this

    • @AJDaniels5298
      @AJDaniels5298 Před rokem

      @the hevy How so and what generation?

    • @logantotman1574
      @logantotman1574 Před rokem

      @the hevy My generation? Since you're being one of those people, I'm gonna guess that your in your 30s, 40s, or older. Now ask yourself this, I'm quite young so I have a lot of free time to watch videos and whatever. How sad your life must be that you spend some of your time judging someone's point of view for NO REASON. I wasn't whining, I said "I didn't like", I'm sad that he shat on SNL. I'm not gonna say that he's just old and he's wrong because of something stupid. I guess that's just my generation

    • @moisttowlette123
      @moisttowlette123 Před rokem

      @the hevy Someday, you too will have that moment. I cannot say what will be the catalyst, but you will have it, and it will be a strange change in perspective.

  • @DontWorryImNotImportant
    @DontWorryImNotImportant Před rokem +9

    0:42 why don’t Bren’s lips match what he says 😅

  • @michaelwoodby5261
    @michaelwoodby5261 Před měsícem +2

    Saying that SNL characters never produced any good movies is madness. Hell, even Dana Carvey was in Wayne's World. The real greats were Blues Brothers and MacGruber.

  • @Dudethatdoesstuff
    @Dudethatdoesstuff Před rokem +53

    "best movie ever!"
    ~the guy who uses sarcasm for everything he says

    • @rockstarbma
      @rockstarbma Před rokem +2

      Nah... It's real love over here 😤

  • @NineHundredDollarydoos
    @NineHundredDollarydoos Před rokem +57

    I remember seeing this in the video rental place as a kid and thinking it looked neat, so I asked my dad if we could rent it. He was vehemently against it, and preferred me to get one of the Pokemon movies that I'd seen a thousand times and he was totally sick of seeing. I'll forever be grateful.

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 Před rokem +9

    11:27 Yes, watch Fred. Drop Dead Fred.😁(that's also a movie)

  • @Julia_Alexander
    @Julia_Alexander Před rokem +7

    Good evening, Microwave society. I once again bring to your attention the Horton Hears a Who movie. It is a cinematic masterpiece of chaos and your commentary would take it's masterpiece status to the next level. I thank you for your time.
    - A Toaster Oven

  • @TheWikkdOne
    @TheWikkdOne Před rokem +25

    Them not knowing Peach had that ability in Super Mario 2 hurts lol

    • @Sand-Walker13
      @Sand-Walker13 Před rokem +1

      It does

    • @ButtersStoch626
      @ButtersStoch626 Před rokem +3

      Restating the obvious but, that game is a reskin of doki doki panic, so saying that peach has that ability is a stretch.

    • @2fortcow
      @2fortcow Před rokem

      @@ButtersStoch626 no way really?!?!?

  • @ForgieDusker
    @ForgieDusker Před rokem +30

    it honestly threw me for a loop when they said they were 1 or 2 years old when this movie came out. i'm not used to seeing people making videos online being my age lmao

  • @666_cthulhu
    @666_cthulhu Před 10 měsíci +5

    4:08 i’m deeply offended that they didn’t mention wayne’s world 😔 him and mike myers were * . ~ _e x c e l l e n t_ ~ . * in those movies and the whole concept was directly based on a reoccurring SNL bit

  • @pizzafriend8078
    @pizzafriend8078 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I was watching this once and before it started I got an ad for a real estate company and the people talking were in the “Jouse” and in front of the “jable”

  • @emlynekrmr
    @emlynekrmr Před rokem +39

    Honestly the funniest part of this video for me was my husband shouting “NO WAY” from the other room upon hearing y’all’s ages 😂

  • @bigyaum
    @bigyaum Před rokem +15

    There is a restaurant in the next town over called the turtle club and whenever my parents go there to eat I just think of this movie

  • @jessedke
    @jessedke Před rokem

    I love how shiny the thumbnail is. It shows how gold this video is.

  • @Lefty90
    @Lefty90 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

  • @zachhall8397
    @zachhall8397 Před rokem +35

    Even The Master of Disguise wasn't as weird as me watching this video thinking Microwave Society was 5 years older than me, only to find out they are a few years younger.

    • @oldgrandpa1758
      @oldgrandpa1758 Před rokem

      How old are they

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Před rokem

      Right!? I was 5 when this movie came out so hearing them say that they were only 2 and 1 blew my mind and now I just feel old

    • @officialBLAHAJ
      @officialBLAHAJ Před rokem +1

      ​@@oldgrandpa1758 as of this video, probably around 20 years old

  • @FriendlyKobold
    @FriendlyKobold Před rokem +165

    This movie was a childhood classic and I quote it to this day. I’ll always love it no matter how terrible it is.

  • @box0choco593
    @box0choco593 Před rokem +2

    Im a teen now and used to LOVE this movie when I was like 6.

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring Před rokem +4

    11:04 I spat out my drink

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ Před rokem +12

    Turtle scene: exists
    Bren: *visible concern*

  • @Geek69420
    @Geek69420 Před rokem +13

    Fun Fact: there was a conspiracy theory that the turtle club scene was filmed on the day of 9/11 it ended up not being true but it was believed for years

  • @MashedPotatoes427
    @MashedPotatoes427 Před rokem

    one of my fav vids from u guys! Keep up the bad movie reviews! Have a day!

  • @disabledinfernotower2170

    I love when Josiah yelled
    "THEY'RE GOING TO STEAL THE CONSTITUTION!!!"

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 Před rokem +25

    You guys should watch Garfield: A Tail of Two Kittens next to honor Queen Elizabeth.

    • @menzel17
      @menzel17 Před rokem +10

      Thats probably the second worst way to honour the queen.
      First obviously being "The Queens Corgi"

    • @octo-generaljones8691
      @octo-generaljones8691 Před rokem +5

      Well they already watched flushed away and minions. What other British kids films are there?
      Ps I’m not disagreeing with anyone. I am legitimately asking if there are any other movies that are like the ones we suggested.

    • @Mike_Dubo
      @Mike_Dubo Před rokem +2

      @@octo-generaljones8691 Wallace and Gromit? Maybe the Doctor Who movies or specials?

    • @awesomesause.
      @awesomesause. Před rokem +2

      @@Mike_Dubo Wallace and gromit is banging

  • @snoozlewoozle
    @snoozlewoozle Před rokem +19

    2:55 I did some googling, the car is a Fiat 600 Multipla, a rear engine car that was only made (minus the name that was reintroduced) from 1956 to 1967, so if this movie was made in 2002, my guess is that's one of the director's show cars that he was able to show off in the movie, which is kind of cool!

  • @2-Way_Intersection
    @2-Way_Intersection Před rokem +3

    fun fact i went a very significant part of my life thinking this movie was something a kid in my class just made up

  • @Substantial-Burrito
    @Substantial-Burrito Před rokem

    Ngl I normally watch your guys videos before bed, every time I’ve tried to watch this one I’ve fallen asleep-
    I’ve tried to watch this like 3 times

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561
    @anthonytonythegeek5561 Před rokem +33

    5:22 made me laugh so damn hard XD

  • @ubercrispy
    @ubercrispy Před rokem +16

    This movie feels like if you tried to remember the plot to Mission Impossible 1

    • @lucianhartt3123
      @lucianhartt3123 Před rokem +2

      I just tried to remember the plot to Mission Impossible 1... you're not wrong XD

  • @briannasellie1617
    @briannasellie1617 Před rokem

    I love learning you guys are my age, I always feel like creators are much older than me but it’s so cool to hear you guys are so close to me

  • @-Aco-
    @-Aco- Před rokem +12

    3:30 is tinder

  • @mictheartist7991
    @mictheartist7991 Před rokem +77

    My family loved watching and quoting this film, it’s one of those so bad it’s good movies to us cause the plot is so ridiculous

    • @pigeon1573
      @pigeon1573 Před rokem +10

      Every five seconds my dad says TuRtlE

    • @ForTheOmnissiah
      @ForTheOmnissiah Před rokem +8

      Same. Movie is a guilty pleasure of mine. It's so bad it's good. The shit they tried to pass as jokes are unbelievable.

    • @topaz7462
      @topaz7462 Před rokem +2

      I had this movie when I was a kid, and my siblings and I watched it over and over repeatedly

  • @koreyweaver1113
    @koreyweaver1113 Před rokem +14

    Love how Brendan predicted a joke

  • @Cormandex1955
    @Cormandex1955 Před 8 měsíci +3

    At 18:51. That girl has played to much LEGO police undercover.

  • @ThePixelated_kris
    @ThePixelated_kris Před rokem +7

    7:58 That’s the national flag of Hungary not Italy.

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 Před rokem +4

      It's vertically aligned.

    • @HenryPlays923
      @HenryPlays923 Před měsícem

      @@hongxiuquan69
      Green
      White
      Red
      In that order side ways is hungary

  • @BenjaminNaman
    @BenjaminNaman Před rokem +20

    Hating that bren can do faces is my new favorite MWS gag.