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  • @simonhughes2902
    @simonhughes2902 Před 4 měsíci +20931

    "a group of teen laughing at you for walking into the theater" is one of the best bad reviews ive ever heard

    • @lpc9929
      @lpc9929 Před 4 měsíci +320

      Which movie are these?I have Infertile from eating scented candles

    • @lpc9929
      @lpc9929 Před 4 měsíci +260

      @@OfficerVuuduu2024 who are this? Why have you commented 3 of Facebooks? This has exerted too many notification

    • @OshyTheGamer
      @OshyTheGamer Před 4 měsíci +172

      @@lpc9929I wished that the bot problem was exposed

    • @UTTPsbkcx
      @UTTPsbkcx Před 4 měsíci +5

      I don't mean to offend literally 8 billion people but my content is superior to this channel :)

    • @Leonardflemmings
      @Leonardflemmings Před 4 měsíci +162

      ​@@OfficerVuuduu2024 the guy replying to you who can barely type english has 46 times your sub count and eats candles. 😂

  • @the_biggest_chungus1077
    @the_biggest_chungus1077 Před 4 měsíci +8123

    "If we're going to see poop, we want it to STINK." is a hardcore fucking quote

  • @teggunnad
    @teggunnad Před 4 měsíci +1107

    I love how fast Charlie folds when he says, "Just spoil it, bro"

    • @thcbdude
      @thcbdude Před měsícem +2

      Didn't know Charlie did a review. Just saw it and closed it on my app half way through. The writing is just bad.

  • @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq
    @AdrianHernandez-rn1sq Před 4 měsíci +744

    This kinda feels like a movie that 2 11 year olds would watch on a streaming service on a sleepover and they’re either too scared or too bored to watch anything else

    • @astra8203
      @astra8203 Před měsícem +14

      And they either laugh it off and it becomes a core memory, or they are genuinely scared and quote this film 15 years later before watching it again and realise that... it was ass.

    • @noximilien8497
      @noximilien8497 Před měsícem

      the core memory part is so real@@astra8203

  • @gloomydoomy8492
    @gloomydoomy8492 Před 4 měsíci +7524

    Night Swim is literally the plot of an American Dad halloween special, but instead of a pool, it’s a haunted hot tub.

    • @afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285
      @afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285 Před 4 měsíci +273

      the one with cee loo green? absolute classic.

    • @cyberwolf331
      @cyberwolf331 Před 4 měsíci +50

      Haha Michael Pena as Marguerite was funny af too

    • @Brandon2940
      @Brandon2940 Před 4 měsíci +53

      That's literally the first thing I thought of when I seen this trailer

    • @Coldplaykb
      @Coldplaykb Před 4 měsíci +53

      Glad someone said this, it was the first thing I thought of. Episode is a banger.

    • @MichaelWutsch
      @MichaelWutsch Před 4 měsíci +60

      Much more memorable too. I can still picture Stan in his sexy lion costume

  • @DextRAR
    @DextRAR Před 4 měsíci +3698

    This film has the iconic "main character does a computer search for info on the monster, goes and visits an expert on the monster and has the expert do a massive exposition dump to explain the plot of the movie to us" trope

    • @Blanche_255
      @Blanche_255 Před 4 měsíci +61

      omg i didnt even realize

    • @fuzeminttea9211
      @fuzeminttea9211 Před 4 měsíci +9

      lmaoooo, hâhhahahaha. That is so true.

    • @kannon1610
      @kannon1610 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Like Sinister

    • @Onesinglepickle
      @Onesinglepickle Před 4 měsíci +8

      Insidious does it better tho

    • @bread8465
      @bread8465 Před 4 měsíci +19

      God I hate horror movies that do that. So dumb and lazy

  • @praeks
    @praeks Před 3 měsíci +135

    “i’m not gonna spoil the ending”
    “spoil the ending bro”
    “okay”

  • @chrisalan5610
    @chrisalan5610 Před 4 měsíci +298

    Can’t wait to pitch my idea for ‘Get Off My Lawn’, a movie about an angry old man who dies on his lawn and haunts any rambunctious kids who get too close to his grass

    • @2yearoldeastercandy935
      @2yearoldeastercandy935 Před 3 měsíci +57

      thats kinda Monster house i think lol (it could just be nostalgia but i think its actually a decent kids scary movie)

    • @D03-H03
      @D03-H03 Před 3 měsíci +13

      @@2yearoldeastercandy935 no yea that movie MESSED me up
      Especially the basement scene with the cage lmfao

    • @hope3906
      @hope3906 Před 3 měsíci +15

      boy do i have something to tell you

    • @The-JAILOR
      @The-JAILOR Před 2 měsíci +8

      Monster House

    • @Rain_1374
      @Rain_1374 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Literally just monster house

  • @Skylordmario
    @Skylordmario Před 4 měsíci +3421

    I was one of the background actors in this movie, during the pool party scene (I was one of the dudes swimming in the pool with a squirt gun). We filmed a lot of chicken fighting with "Steroid Shrek" and there was supposed to be a whole montage of him and the kid on his shoulders beating everyone in the pool to lead up to the main dad and the baseball kid going in the pool. None of that made it into the final cut, which was probably for the best (there are already enough pointless scenes in the movie as is). In that same scene, when the dad pulled the kid under, the monsters were in the pool with us and they had everyone in the pool get out like we were afraid of what was happening (but we weren't actually "seeing" the monsters, just that the dad and kid was drowning). The shots of the monsters standing on the edge of the pool and being in the pool didn't even make it to the cut, but I guess they decided that having the scary magic pool water enter the dad was more important.
    The assistant director and the lead PA's made a huge announcement that if any of us background people were caught with a phone on set when the monsters were on for filming we'd immediately be kicked off and not brought back for the rest of filming because they wanted the monsters to be a big surprise in the movie, but then in the trailers they showed them off very blatantly. Made me chuckle a little bit.
    I heard from a few of the PA's that the assistant director was super aggro all the time and that they never wanted to work with him again. The director himself seemed like a pretty cool dude, but obviously as a background actor I never really interacted with any of the more "important" people on set.
    It was my first gig on a major film set and I had a pretty good time, the fact that the first movie I'm in was a real stinker makes me very happy. Very fun to be a part of.

    • @django9898
      @django9898 Před 4 měsíci +248

      Good work dude!

    • @silverseen8300
      @silverseen8300 Před 4 měsíci +214

      That’s sick!

    • @Dinobotfrontier96
      @Dinobotfrontier96 Před 4 měsíci +241

      Congrats on getting into a movie dude

    • @neonvictory5595
      @neonvictory5595 Před 4 měsíci +13

      I ent reading all dat

    • @ejumper_10
      @ejumper_10 Před 4 měsíci +486

      @@neonvictory5595 This comment just told everyone on the internet that you are 7 years old

  • @remy120
    @remy120 Před 4 měsíci +4076

    this feels like a film that a 9 year old would come up with when they have to write a story for school

  • @crimsomnia1415
    @crimsomnia1415 Před 4 měsíci +153

    I tried to think about the haunted light bulb premise and how would you turn it into a decent horror movie.
    The only ideas I could come up with were some psychological horrors where some smart kid would find the bulb and start observing the way it flicks on and off, eventually realizing it's actually binary code that needs deciphering. The first part of the movie would be about establishing the family dynamic and the tension between the parents, mainly from the kid's perspective.
    The light bulb's advices come to play when the kid tries to figure out ways to prevent the breakup from happening, and the very little things the bulb tasks the child to do and say actually seem to mend the situation in the house for better at first, giving a glint of hope that maybe they'll have a future as a family after all. Now as the stressfull atmosphere in the house is relieved, it's gradually replaced by the requests of the bulb getting more and more uncomfortable to carry out - but the previous actions the kid was guided to do build more pressure to carry out the ones that follow, until finally it all comes down with either the kid chickening out from carrying out something, or actually stepping across the line.
    This final decision having disastrous and far worse consequences to everyone involved than what the breakup would've brought.
    The kid is left with nothing but regrets, parents injured or worse, and the light-bulb either burnt out or stowed away.
    Meant as a reflective story of how adults can get so fixated on the small details of life that they forget what actually makes it meaningful, how sometimes kids can have a more mature and practical way of thinking than their parents, and how damaging it can be to grow up in a dissonant family where both parents love you, but don't love each other. The demonic light bulb also serves as an allegory to the machinations of a child's mind. Where adults tend to push negative things away, kinds tend to fully absorb them, and that way all those anxieties gets pushed from parents to kids when not handled properly (which is also why the tension shifts from family-matters to the relationship between the kid and the bulb). Adults don't have the time to always be bickering about every-day disagreements, but kids have all the time in the world to mull over what's said and done in the house and that can get dark pretty fast.

    • @toastom
      @toastom Před 4 měsíci +25

      Wow. You should totally turn this into a short story. And "the kid and the bulb" kinda works as a short story title

    • @crimsomnia1415
      @crimsomnia1415 Před 4 měsíci +14

      @@toastom Hmm, I might just do that. I could even make a few pencil drawings for illustrations.

    • @pisssoakedbombas
      @pisssoakedbombas Před 3 měsíci +11

      Dang this is really well written and intriguing. Even if it only stays as this comment, thank you for writing it, very cool

    • @HadalStreetlights
      @HadalStreetlights Před měsícem +1

      Similarly, I disagree with Charlie about this movie's concept. I think the very basic core idea of a haunted pool isn't such a bad idea. There's some good ideas even almost making it into a good form in this movie too. I like the POV shots when the POV is freestyling across the pool, periodically looking to the side for air. Those shots are actually really good, but they are wasted on the monsters in this film, which undercut the tension and fail to actually close the distance within the narrative.
      I think about Aquaslash, which is in a similarly goofy space, but manages to make its concept work, anyway. It may only have a single grand scary moment, but holy damn is that moment pretty catastrophic for the viewer! Something similar could very well have worked here, emphasizing the vulnerability of a person swimming in a pool at night. Emphasizing the voyeurism of watching someone swim at night through a camera (which we are as an audience) has tons of suspense potential.
      I'm kinda fond of arguably bad horror film. It's interesting to see people try and fail to do new things. This doesn't feel like that, though. This feels like someone cynically applying a "horror formula" to a very basic plot concept, running it through an AI for a script, and then passing it off to production, and I'm not saying it IS that or anything, just that it feels like that. It doesn't feel loved. It doesn't feel like it has something to say. It feels like it was made for a paycheck.

    • @__wish.bone__3655
      @__wish.bone__3655 Před 25 dny

      I would watch the fuck outta this

  • @Call-me-Mango
    @Call-me-Mango Před 4 měsíci +32

    I’ve always been scared of night swims in my house’s old pool because there’s no major source of light other than the light of the moon and underwater you don’t see or hear anything but your movements and things 20 cm from you so it always made me think that if I stayed too long something would drag me and drown me
    This movie made me overcome that fear

  • @wildwyatxbox
    @wildwyatxbox Před 4 měsíci +1301

    Imagine if the pool was haunted by some surfer bro who just constantly reminds them about sunscreen and catching waves.

    • @zoeadkins9095
      @zoeadkins9095 Před 4 měsíci +102

      Haunted by Larry the Lobster but it's an actual, giant lobster with sapience.

    • @Plinian
      @Plinian Před 4 měsíci +13

      A pool haunted by Spicoli

    • @kaof-1958
      @kaof-1958 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@zoeadkins9095Syfy already made those films multiple times over

    • @Zaido4211
      @Zaido4211 Před 4 měsíci +19

      Actually would be hilarious

    • @abysses
      @abysses Před 4 měsíci +13

      would be a better movie tbh 💀

  • @alphons1456o
    @alphons1456o Před 4 měsíci +2557

    I had a dream where I was being haunted by a bobblehead. It could have been a good premise as a psychological horror, more than what I'm hearing about Night Swim

    • @niceshirt8559
      @niceshirt8559 Před 4 měsíci +181

      did he bobble menacingly

    • @i_am_the_divorce_01
      @i_am_the_divorce_01 Před 4 měsíci +92

      I had a dream the Dairy Queen mouth chased and ate me

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y Před 4 měsíci +59

      I had a dream where I was sleeping

    • @nunyabusiness3652
      @nunyabusiness3652 Před 4 měsíci +80

      ​@@niceshirt8559 "He's just bobbing there... Menacingly!"

    • @nunyabusiness3652
      @nunyabusiness3652 Před 4 měsíci +18

      I had a dream where my sister and I came home from school and I was cooking ramen noodles when I saw my sister running to the closet and I asked, "What you're doing?" And she hush me and told me someone is outside our front door. And when I look at our front door, there was a girl with her back turn just eeriely standing there.

  • @adithyasj5840
    @adithyasj5840 Před 4 měsíci +30

    A single haunted bulb could be more interesting than this. The ghost communicates with you using morse code. It has access to a lot of information that humans don't have which pushes the plot forward.

  • @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @tauraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Před 4 měsíci +112

    Im really hoping Charles is aware that the lighbulb horror movie he made up is actually a legit movie called "Lights Out" where a possessed ghost lady haunts lights 😂😂😂😂 what a coincidence.

    • @Iwasbornin1278beforetheinternt
      @Iwasbornin1278beforetheinternt Před 4 měsíci +26

      RIGHT??? i was so confused for sec if he was being sarcastic or actually didn't know that was a real movie

    • @Aya-Amira
      @Aya-Amira Před 4 měsíci +8

      I love that movie!

    •  Před 4 měsíci +15

      At least that one was good

    • @mentallyinsane
      @mentallyinsane Před 4 měsíci +9

      lights out was peak tho

    • @applesap6240
      @applesap6240 Před 3 měsíci +2

      lights out was ass ngl

  • @VividVirid
    @VividVirid Před 4 měsíci +7754

    A better concept would be a monster that can move through any kind of water. Imagine the creativity you could have with that

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 Před 4 měsíci +848

    There was a short in like "are you afraid of the dark" that was about an invisible monster in a pool. As a child it was a terrifying concept but that was also a short. It left me with a lifelong fear of swimming by myself in a pool because this invisible monster might be there and drown me for no reason.
    This movie would probably not even trigger that fear.

    • @NOREMAC007
      @NOREMAC007 Před 4 měsíci +43

      Absolutely! That episode scarred me and made me never hop in a pool by myself again until I was an adult.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@NOREMAC007 I'm almost 40 and I still don't want to get in a pool by myself 😭 I have and I do. But I don't *want* to

    • @artagle_14
      @artagle_14 Před 4 měsíci

      @@bec7080ESPECIALLY at night. I once had a nightmare where it was nighttime in my aunt’s house having a family party and I saw my cousins at the pool. I got to change and did a cannonball in the pool when suddenly after I floated up to surface I see my cousins were inside the house and I was alone in the pool in the dark. I tried getting out but I couldn’t until i got exhausted and started to drown with no one noticing.

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 Před 4 měsíci +11

      that episode fucked me up as a kid..

    • @harveycryst222
      @harveycryst222 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Because the monster looked convincing.

  • @MyDogFulton
    @MyDogFulton Před 4 měsíci +23

    A high school in my town opened up in the 1950. It had an indoor swimming pool and within the first year 3 kids drown in the pool. The school actually had the mascot of the ghosts.
    I’m not sure if the drowning it true but the school still has a ghost mascot with a mysterious origin story which is super cool. Would have made a better premise for a movie.

    • @user-cw3wm9lx7w
      @user-cw3wm9lx7w Před 4 měsíci +2

      where is this?

    • @bryanf6638
      @bryanf6638 Před 2 měsíci +1

      Agreed that sounds like a much better movie, that story actually has depth.

  • @evdomos
    @evdomos Před 4 měsíci +23

    A pool previously being a spring is incredible. They would have to build inside that spring and outwards so efficiently.

  • @WhisperingAila
    @WhisperingAila Před 4 měsíci +1417

    I remember a music video about four friends breaking into a public pool and mutating into visceral monsters and dying.
    That was infinitely more scary than what this movie’s premise sounds like.

    • @ellie2218
      @ellie2218 Před 4 měsíci +243

      Dye-Fantasy is the song if you ever want to re-live that.

    • @christophkogler6220
      @christophkogler6220 Před 4 měsíci +107

      That was a fucking FREAKY video

    • @CooliMeanBool
      @CooliMeanBool Před 4 měsíci +93

      that shit scarred me as a child thank you for reminding me of it

    • @dangerxbadger2300
      @dangerxbadger2300 Před 4 měsíci +17

      That sounds amazing and I am 1000% watching it.

    • @arcojin-carlosh.9435
      @arcojin-carlosh.9435 Před 4 měsíci +32

      i occasionally remember that one exists and it fucks me up for the night

  • @MikeDizee
    @MikeDizee Před 4 měsíci +6131

    You know how horror movies of old have made us scared to go into dark woods? Well this movie does the absolute complete opposite. It made me *WANT* to go on a night swim
    6k likes? Light work🥵

    • @Zenigundam
      @Zenigundam Před 4 měsíci +232

      That's because movies like Friday the 13th, Halloween II, A Nightmare on Elm Street, etc. were shot in believable settings with relatively low budgets whereas modern horror films have over the top special effects that are supposed to produce jump scares at every turn but actually make what you're watching seem preternatural.

    • @biddybumps
      @biddybumps Před 4 měsíci +57

      @@OfficerVuuduu2024HAAHA WHAT

    • @Devourgorgon
      @Devourgorgon Před 4 měsíci +128

      God damn these bots

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Like. For. Real.

    • @joecraft9098
      @joecraft9098 Před 4 měsíci +51

      Yeah, horror movies have kinda... turned garbage, in recent years. The best horror movie in recent times is Five Nights At Freddy's.

  • @KincaidCalder-vn6bo
    @KincaidCalder-vn6bo Před 2 měsíci +6

    Now we need the sequel: Midnight snack. In London, a refrigerator is installed directly above a Druid sacrificial altar, and a family must deal with the demonic presence it brings.

  • @HillCyrus
    @HillCyrus Před 4 měsíci +12

    🤣Did he just unintentionally describe the movie "Lights Out" when he made up that demon that haunts light bulbs story ????????

  • @Honorary_Larry
    @Honorary_Larry Před 4 měsíci +861

    I think this could been a super interesting movie if, instead of ghosts or haunting or whatever, they used a Rusalka from Russian folklore.

    • @user-cw3wm9lx7w
      @user-cw3wm9lx7w Před 4 měsíci +19

      what was a rusalka again?

    • @Honorary_Larry
      @Honorary_Larry Před 4 měsíci +207

      @@user-cw3wm9lx7w It's a spirit, usually a woman, who tries to lure men into deep water so they can pull them under and drown them. Kinda similar to a siren

    • @spacehound4528
      @spacehound4528 Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@Honorary_LarryI’d watch it

    • @DrBusiness9
      @DrBusiness9 Před 4 měsíci +12

      At least then there would be some inspiration in the project lol

    • @comfysofa1472
      @comfysofa1472 Před 4 měsíci +67

      Fr! There is so much cool folklore from around the world but horror movies keep going back to the generic ghost/demon lore. It’s boring.

  • @thefrogswallet8401
    @thefrogswallet8401 Před 4 měsíci +459

    Saw a trailer for this in the cinema with my family and as soon as we saw “from the director of the nun” we just burst out laughing the shit was so ridiculous

    • @darianstarfrog
      @darianstarfrog Před 4 měsíci +35

      That's gives it away..those movies suuuuck! 😂

    • @FirEBeast
      @FirEBeast Před 4 měsíci +18

      Same with M3GAN

    • @2D_Emerald
      @2D_Emerald Před 4 měsíci +19

      ​@@FirEBeast that film at least tried to be funny though

    • @kaof-1958
      @kaof-1958 Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@2D_EmeraldYeah and that's why it sucked

    • @2D_Emerald
      @2D_Emerald Před 4 měsíci +26

      @@kaof-1958 it seemed more fun than night swim at the very least lol

  • @taylordawson423
    @taylordawson423 Před 4 měsíci +15

    The "is he ok" line at the end caught me and my friends so off guard cause the family was panicking while he was over there speaking in a calm voice

  • @DerekCFPegritz
    @DerekCFPegritz Před 4 měsíci +15

    There is a _really_ cool short story by Robert McCammon called...I think it's just called "The Pool" about a pool that's kinda/sorta "haunted." In reality, the pool is home to a transparent alien jellyfish that periodically feeds on people. However, in most cases, it doesn't kill the people--it just takes some blood and it's good to go. But then it kills a fella's little son and he goes on the hunt for it. It's awesome...if you can track it down.

    • @SlimThief
      @SlimThief Před měsícem

      It's actually the deep end

  • @illibrium4590
    @illibrium4590 Před 4 měsíci +476

    The scariest/saddest story about a pool is where a lady got stuck in a public pool and drown - the only person that knew was a little kid who told a lifeguard (who blew him off and said they were on break) and because they never cleaned their pool and no one knew the woman had gone to the pool that day ... the woman's body stayed in the pool for several seasons and no one knew.

  • @usmaanilyas8639
    @usmaanilyas8639 Před 4 měsíci +519

    Those teenagers laughing at Aaron for watching Night Swim is hilarious

    • @SkibidiLeakz
      @SkibidiLeakz Před 4 měsíci

      Nah it's bad

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Před 4 měsíci +37

      @@SkibidiLeakzYou unironically watch Skibidi Toilet, I’m not exactly sure you can talk

    • @SkibidiLeakz
      @SkibidiLeakz Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@garfieldfan925 I just did so you guessed wrong.

    • @BuhUhNuhUh
      @BuhUhNuhUh Před 4 měsíci +21

      @@SkibidiLeakzthat doesn’t make any sense???

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 Před 4 měsíci +26

      @@SkibidiLeakz You are not helping your case at all with a sentence that makes no sense

  • @zaragachizanparo4948
    @zaragachizanparo4948 Před 4 měsíci +7

    That's the problem with most modern horror movies. They put little to no effort into making the movie with the cheapest possible budget. And because they're made as cheaply as they are, it's almost impossible for them to lose money because they didn't spend any money. We need filmmakers who actually give a crap about horror movies to make them instead of...Whatever Blumhouse is.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz Před 4 měsíci +67

    I dunno how the writers/producers couldn't make the idea of a pool scary but there have been countless examples of the concept working. There's an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode that involved a haunted pool (with a terrifying as fuck ghost to boot) and I dunno how many entries on the SCP website have used pools as a story device.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 Před 4 měsíci +7

      Right? My first thought was that there's probably an SCP that has a dangerous or weird pool that can't be summed up as "pool's haunted lol"

    • @ImTanasinn
      @ImTanasinn Před 3 měsíci +2

      Literally a pool is a really good place to make a lot of terrifying stories, with or without monsters, and they decided to make it on the easier way thinking "we just want money lmao"

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 Před 3 měsíci +4

      One of the biggest things to escape SCP was about a messed up body of water. I mean, I'm pretty sure that you do not recognise the bodies in the water...

    • @sev1120
      @sev1120 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@blackosprey2219242 is a pool that turns anything that goes into it into sterile water. That would be s good concept for a horror movie
      There's also SCP 354, a lake in canada made of blood that monsters periodically emerge from

  • @Time2Coffee_
    @Time2Coffee_ Před 4 měsíci +233

    Honestly I unironically like the idea that really weird and bad ideas can be turned into horror movies. It sounds like this movie was to serious for it’s own good though.

  • @steroids_on_steroids2208
    @steroids_on_steroids2208 Před 4 měsíci +294

    Night Swim felt like a parody of horror movies and not like a movie itself

    • @Spiralredd
      @Spiralredd Před měsícem

      If it was marketed as a horror parody and was just a fun little spoof on supernatural horror movies then I could accept that but no they wanted you to take this piece of shit seriously

    • @D4rkKn1ght311
      @D4rkKn1ght311 Před měsícem

      American Dad did it better

    • @Army_Dog
      @Army_Dog Před 29 dny

      It's an insanely padded version of a 3 minute shortfilm of the same name, the short is pretty good btw

  • @insomniaczay
    @insomniaczay Před 4 měsíci +16

    Wouldn’t be super surprised if this was a test run for AI plot prompting

  • @tylerrhodenofficial6301
    @tylerrhodenofficial6301 Před 4 měsíci +7

    As a pool cleaner I'm legally required to see this

  • @marsdacreator
    @marsdacreator Před 4 měsíci +213

    God, I saw the trailer for this a few months back. Me and my gf both HOWLED at how bad it looked. Seems like the perfect fun to watch "bad movie".

    • @Ezkanohra
      @Ezkanohra Před 4 měsíci

      Sorry to see your comment being spammed by this egotistical schizophrenic.

  • @Ash2k04
    @Ash2k04 Před 4 měsíci +74

    I work as a server at a movie theater, and someone had a panic attack bc they have a fear of being dragged underwater. Never thought I would hear anyone get scared over scary pool 🤷‍♂️

    • @abbylarkspur
      @abbylarkspur Před 4 měsíci +11

      Why would you go to this movie if that was your phobia?

    • @klmnts
      @klmnts Před 4 měsíci +6

      @@abbylarkspur I guess the horror component is that you need to have the phobia first.

    • @Ash2k04
      @Ash2k04 Před 4 měsíci

      no, its bc she works there too. She had no choice@@abbylarkspur

    • @nabtab9516
      @nabtab9516 Před 4 měsíci +7

      @@abbylarkspurexposure therapy most likely, or their friends or family wanted to see it and they didn't want to be left out

  • @BiggerBricks
    @BiggerBricks Před 4 měsíci +6

    Imagine if instead of being haunted by a random spirit, the ghost tells them of the spring's powers and the family members have to sacrifice people around town, giving up their morals and their sanity in exchange for their father's health?

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I wish Cr1tikal wasn't so hesitant to say spoilers, a lot of people really wanna hear all his opinions on a movie
    And for a genuinely bad movie or game is the best case for him to get into spoilers

  • @Saiaxs
    @Saiaxs Před 4 měsíci +49

    My first red flag that it was gonna be bad was the PG-13 rating. IMO PG-13 horror almost never works

  • @soranora4597
    @soranora4597 Před 4 měsíci +334

    I've seen dumber horror movies. I've seen horror movies with a killer couch, drone, donuts, and now a pool. This one I can at least say was alright. One scene I did like was where the mom goes to ask for help on how to beat the pool. Where we would usually get the person with experience with what our characters are dealing with tries to help, but instead, the lady just says, "Let the pool do its job and take your kid away." I liked that twist, but yeah, it would've been better if that twist was in a better horror movie.

    • @ewet8
      @ewet8 Před 4 měsíci +73

      You forgot rubber, the film about a murderous car tire.

    • @TheBlakus420
      @TheBlakus420 Před 4 měsíci +28

      ​​@@ewet8Holy shit. I forgot about that one. Isn't there also one that's about one of those fish can live wiggle around on land that's about the size of an 8½ shoe?

    • @b1bbscraz3y
      @b1bbscraz3y Před 4 měsíci +19

      a better concept for this would be that some nights when you're in the pool preferably alone you start to see visions of dead people in the pool with you but you don't know they're dead, they just look like normal people. you start out kind of scared first seeing them but then they act friendly, any time you tell someone else they can never see it. the dead person/people in the pool start to be more friendly with you and like coax you into a trance like thing where you always want to be in the pool - the more time you spend in the pool you lose more of yourself and become one of them. then when it finally gets you and you're fully one of them, you take your friends/family swimming and kill them but the whole time you were seeing them as demons or something but you actually killed them. then you off yourself and you appear to the next person. no solution, no positive ending, the cycle never ends

    • @hristohristov2882
      @hristohristov2882 Před 4 měsíci

      @@b1bbscraz3y now thats a concept. sound like a Junji Ito story

    • @bugahtul7184
      @bugahtul7184 Před 4 měsíci +13

      Those horror movies are comedies though, this one presents itself as just a horror movie

  • @Snailkun
    @Snailkun Před 3 měsíci +4

    I think a haunted lightbulb could genuinely have more opportunities to be actually scarier than a haunted pool

  • @arbington
    @arbington Před 3 měsíci +2

    “Mooooom, can we watch Lady in the Water?”
    “What? Why? That movie was awful. Besides, we have a horror mystery about a pool at home.”
    The horror mystery about a pool at home:

  • @aihsur
    @aihsur Před 4 měsíci +103

    it’s funny charlie said the bit about a haunted lightbulb being more boring when that was an actual story point in parasite and it was fucking amazing😭

    • @portalbuilder7021
      @portalbuilder7021 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Parasite the movie? Or the anime?

    • @aihsur
      @aihsur Před 4 měsíci

      @@portalbuilder7021 the movie

    • @lonelyboi7547
      @lonelyboi7547 Před 4 měsíci

      @@portalbuilder7021seems like the movie to me

    • @SkibidiLeakz
      @SkibidiLeakz Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@portalbuilder7021 you are a worm

    • @blimpulon
      @blimpulon Před 4 měsíci

      ​​@@portalbuilder7021 The movie. It's not actually haunted but I can't elaborate without spoiling anything. Anyone who hasn't already seen it should go watch it. It's actually a great movie

  • @hopinondeeznuts350
    @hopinondeeznuts350 Před 4 měsíci +46

    Having cleaned many pools, I can say with authority that chlorine would have taken care of the demons.

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane Před 3 měsíci +2

      How about evil spirits seem to be more chlorine tolerant than demons

    • @hopinondeeznuts350
      @hopinondeeznuts350 Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@Lordeightbane algaecide

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Před 3 měsíci +3

      Also all that pool salt in the pool would kill the demons instantly.

    • @Lordeightbane
      @Lordeightbane Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@mish375 thank you info

    • @stinkymart3173
      @stinkymart3173 Před měsícem

      Couldn't they've just had a priest consecrate the pool filter? 😅

  • @AVGgrendelmain
    @AVGgrendelmain Před 3 měsíci +2

    “If we’re going to see poop, we want it to STINK” most inspirational quote I’ve heard in a long time

  • @firestarex3544
    @firestarex3544 Před 4 měsíci +3

    When I saw the trailer on TV my first response to the plot was "Why don't they just drain the pool?"

  • @tw1zzl3rs92
    @tw1zzl3rs92 Před 4 měsíci +252

    I don't trust the Rotten Tomatoes, I trust Charlie

  • @nuclearcrowd503
    @nuclearcrowd503 Před 4 měsíci +129

    I saw the trailer for nightswim when I went to a screening of five nights at Freddy's and the first thing that came to my mind and out of my mouth was " they stole this s*** from courage, the cowardly dog" the entire theater laughed. And when I saw nightswim a couple days ago I thought holy hell they really did take this from courage The cowardly dog and made it worse

    • @jordsterroa
      @jordsterroa Před 4 měsíci +14

      "S***" lol why did you censor yourself like that cringe guy in the text messages the charlie made a vid about a few days ago.

    • @user_hellothere
      @user_hellothere Před 4 měsíci +36

      ​@@jordsterroasometimes voice text does it automatically on certain phones

    • @buraaqwasti7729
      @buraaqwasti7729 Před 4 měsíci

      @@jordsterroa can’t say for CZcams but Instagram will mute my account for weeks even if I write the word “fat” or “stupid” so

    • @penqin9601
      @penqin9601 Před 4 měsíci +23

      and everyone clapped

    • @Greencumulon
      @Greencumulon Před 4 měsíci +4

      ​@@jordsterroasometimes youtube won't let you type it without 58 pls edit this messages, and if you don't there's a good chance you'll get banned from commenting

  • @zaclovesschool2273
    @zaclovesschool2273 Před 4 měsíci +16

    Honestly I started trembling and frothing incessantly when you described the stair light horror idea, I had to change my underwear twice within the time you suggested it

  • @fippywip
    @fippywip Před 3 měsíci +2

    shocked he didnt mention when the dad was possessed he chases the daughter, pops up and (i think) supposed to be scary, says "YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY POLO" 😭😂

  • @bigbazza1206
    @bigbazza1206 Před 4 měsíci +104

    When i saw the trailer i honestly thought it could be AI written. "Night Swim" definitely sounds like an AI generated horror title

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před 4 měsíci +7

      If a horror movie has the words “night” or “slaughter” in the title it is 100% absolute shit.

    • @-arcademaster101-
      @-arcademaster101- Před 4 měsíci +9

      @@siliswest498 making the next horror hit, Night Slaughter

    • @wiquid
      @wiquid Před 4 měsíci +5

      @@-arcademaster101-Slaughter Night

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 Před 4 měsíci

      @@-arcademaster101- scary

    • @microwave8931
      @microwave8931 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@siliswest498Fright Night? Night of the Livint Dead?

  • @miranimal
    @miranimal Před 4 měsíci +50

    It would be cool if the genre changed from horror to fantasy. The "ghost" could be a spirit or guardian of the pool that used to be a magical spring. And if the father was likeable, if the pool started to heal him but the family is seeing the spirit and feeling conflicted about staying or not because they dont know the true intentions of the spirit, yet the dad is getting better. That would at least be a little better of a story

  • @-C-H-A-R-L-I-E-
    @-C-H-A-R-L-I-E- Před 4 měsíci +6

    He just described the "Lights Out" movie when he made up that lightbulb movie lmao

  • @artival22
    @artival22 Před 4 měsíci +6

    It sounds like it could have been mildly more interesting if the son nearly died immediately after the father wished to cure his back pain but is saved, and then the rest of the movie would be about how he knows that the pool still longs for his sacrifice and him considering if he should do it

  • @rockmanbeta8055
    @rockmanbeta8055 Před 4 měsíci +79

    Honestly, the idea of a haunted pool sounds like a neat idea for an SCP. A few interesting ideas could come outta that depending on one's level of creativity.
    For example.
    Subjects who go in the pool are judged by whatever entity possesses it and if you're guilty you could die in a multitude of ways, and if you're innocent you're just left alone to swim in the pool... and perhaps given some divine gift without knowing [ie. cured of illness (terminal or otherwise), gain back some youth, etc etc].
    I dunno something like that, you could do anything with that simple idea. Like cmon man.

    • @BiffBacon1000
      @BiffBacon1000 Před 4 měsíci +4

      That already exists as an scp

    • @LunarJaguar
      @LunarJaguar Před 4 měsíci +7

      SCP-1128

    • @l_miester456
      @l_miester456 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Do you recognize the bodies in the water?

    • @rockmanbeta8055
      @rockmanbeta8055 Před 4 měsíci +5

      ​@@LunarJaguarJust read up on it. That's actually really cool, and just proves my point further. That's the kinda creepy horror stakes this movie coulda had given a simple premise.

    • @blackosprey2219
      @blackosprey2219 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I haven't personally read any that focused on an anomalous pool, but I've read several that use pools to unnerving effect. This Thing a Quiet Madness Made had a number of unnerving events in a high school, including voices coming from under the pool and hallucinations of a twitchy humanoid at its bottom.

  • @Narutocoolcat
    @Narutocoolcat Před 4 měsíci +84

    “Are you afraid of the dark” episode about the pool was scarier than this movie

    • @TheNewms90
      @TheNewms90 Před 4 měsíci +9

      Episode scared tf out of me as a kid. Still remember the red guy when someone mentions that, must have made an impression lol. Creepy mfer

    • @artagle_14
      @artagle_14 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It would’ve been better to have the pool be in that location instead of the backyard of a house.

    • @Karl_Drogo55
      @Karl_Drogo55 Před 4 měsíci +4

      that episode fucked me up as a kid ..

    • @KerryFairbanks
      @KerryFairbanks Před 4 měsíci

      I made sure to never be the only one in the pool especially at night

  • @canibaloxide
    @canibaloxide Před 4 měsíci +8

    The concept reminds me of a story about Bowie when he was living in LA and was really into coke and the occult. His wife at the time said she returned to find him trying a exorcism on the indoor pool because he had seen an image of the devil on the pool floor or something to that effect.

    • @user-cw3wm9lx7w
      @user-cw3wm9lx7w Před 4 měsíci

      weird

    • @na-ky8ou
      @na-ky8ou Před 4 měsíci

      It's funny how supernatural beliefs are often linked to drug use and/or some sort of dementia or mental illness.

  • @Dan-yw2ku
    @Dan-yw2ku Před 3 měsíci +2

    Maybe the real night swim was the friends we made along the way. - dad

  • @doffle6106
    @doffle6106 Před 4 měsíci +99

    I really hope Charlie does audiobook narration someday, he's got a good voice for it

    • @DrewTheChild
      @DrewTheChild Před 4 měsíci

      shit would be the most boring monotone ass reading ever lmao

    • @Benoni-100
      @Benoni-100 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Thanks now I can't unhear it

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. Před 4 měsíci +23

    Tbh 'a haunted pool' with a monster could've been an ok thing if they went more for the Swamp Creature or The Ring approach, where the monster crawls out of the pool and just haunts the family trying to kill them. Make it kinda like a parody a'la Scary Movie, or a Scooby Doo type of thing and make it self indulgent. Like the movie KNOWS whart kind of movie it is and it's a fun ride.

  • @Hepheat75
    @Hepheat75 Před 2 měsíci +1

    "Never was saw again."
    Charlie's grammar is impeccable.

  • @steelcitysteve8794
    @steelcitysteve8794 Před 4 měsíci +7

    From the studio that brought you night swim, now brings you ping pong poltergeist.
    (Deep voice) its all fun and games until someone gets hurt. This action packed horror thriller will have you bouncing back and forth in fear. It might be your turn to serve but it's far to late to find out whose your new master!

  • @Milkrayt
    @Milkrayt Před 4 měsíci +50

    It’s like someone gave a horror shorts channel the task of making a movie

  • @jonrios1389
    @jonrios1389 Před 4 měsíci +292

    Only Charlie’s reviews can be trusted.

  • @toddchavez8274
    @toddchavez8274 Před 4 měsíci +2

    “ the pool is haunted by a fat guy“ immediate box ghost vibes

  • @helenab2520
    @helenab2520 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Honestly, a haunted pool could work if the pool was actually a portal to an underwater lovecraftian hell. The ocean is pretty terrifying, and if the pool could take advantage of that it could be interesting.

  • @MLUE444
    @MLUE444 Před 4 měsíci +6

    "Isn't it interesting how we evolved from water yet there is something deep inside of us that makes us afraid to go back.
    Maybe that's ehy we are so obsessed with taming water."

  • @ZekeorSomething
    @ZekeorSomething Před 4 měsíci +22

    This is why Short films shouldn't be turned into movies. There's bot much you can do with there concepts so it'll be pretty hard to make a full feature length film

  • @jonahdriver2619
    @jonahdriver2619 Před 2 měsíci +1

    It’s honestly scarier trying to find parking at the theater, than the actual movie.

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ Před 4 měsíci +12

    I love how previous survivors/victims know seemingly all this crucial info.

  • @mr.serious4329
    @mr.serious4329 Před 4 měsíci +148

    Honestly i can see the haunted pool thing work as like, a one or two day short film, have a family move in, everyones excited and host a party, and some guy goes schizophrenic and kills everyone. In reality the pool might of possessed him or he just had a psychotic break down. Could be a fun murder porn/comedy type b-film.

  • @JustAFewTurtles
    @JustAFewTurtles Před 4 měsíci +18

    I remember seeing a trailer for this while waiting for the FNAF movie to start, and I couldn’t help but just laugh loudly at watching it in the theater while everyone else was silent.

    • @Cycloon16
      @Cycloon16 Před 4 měsíci

      I remember seeing it while waiting for that movie to

  • @ryla8195
    @ryla8195 Před 3 měsíci +3

    When the trailer for the film came on in the theatre during the previews, I thought it was another real estate ad.
    That should tell you all you need to know.

  • @Minal_Aurapine
    @Minal_Aurapine Před 3 měsíci +2

    Remember in the og poltergeist when the bodies in the pool was like 30 seconds of the whole movie as a show of how cursed the house was?

  • @TheOdMan
    @TheOdMan Před 4 měsíci +47

    Maybe it will be more fun bad when watching at home with a few friends having some beers, I'm still holding out hope.

  • @smolboi7092
    @smolboi7092 Před 4 měsíci +9

    It's the kinda movie where you watch the trailer and you feel like you've pretty much watched the whole movie

  • @RaeHadzega
    @RaeHadzega Před 6 hodinami

    A single haunted light bulb sounds like an amazing side character for an Addam's Family ripoff sitcom. Instead of a pet hand, a pet bulb in the hallway that flickers Morse code.

  • @zeo4481
    @zeo4481 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Lets swim... AT NIGHT!
    DUN ! DUN ! DUUUUUUUUN!

  • @Lycxnn
    @Lycxnn Před 4 měsíci +3

    0:45 spooky toilet. Grandma falls into the toilet and haunts it forever

  • @ultimateeick2910
    @ultimateeick2910 Před 4 měsíci +7

    There’s actually a really awesome short film on CZcams called “Deep End” that has the exact same premise but executes it way more effectively, since it’s only about 5 minutes long.

  • @vmp_drvn
    @vmp_drvn Před 4 měsíci +3

    not surprised its horrible, its Blumhouse 💀💀

  • @PyroRoadScout
    @PyroRoadScout Před 3 měsíci +1

    Why do I feel like the screenwriter for this randomly came up with the pool cleaners line one day and was like "damn that's so good, now I just need a narrative that it would make sense in...Oh I know: haunted pool!"

  • @bigboy3640
    @bigboy3640 Před 4 měsíci +33

    after hearing Charlie explain the plot of the movie, I’m convinced that the producers were of their ASS on acid when they came up with it.

  • @sharpester7277
    @sharpester7277 Před 4 měsíci +49

    Considering that this is from friggin Blumhouse Productions and Atomic Monster's first collab project. And that Blumhouse Productions are the masterminds behind modern horror classics like Black Phone and Paranormal activity, I expected a lot better.

    • @upssuckmyballs
      @upssuckmyballs Před 4 měsíci

      Didn't Blumhouse productions make the FNaF movie with Scott Cawthon too? I forgot honestly-

    • @sakurahirawa
      @sakurahirawa Před 4 měsíci

      Can’t always have top-tier products.

    • @studio-stirko5596
      @studio-stirko5596 Před 4 měsíci +8

      Blumhouse’s whole business model is to invest in as many low budget horror movies as possible, regardless of quality. Kinda results in a 50/50 of great and terrible projects, seriously they have produced both the best AND worst modern horror films

    • @upssuckmyballs
      @upssuckmyballs Před 4 měsíci

      @@OfficerVuuduu2024 you have 50 subscribers and joined 4 months ago...?

  • @CosmicCharles466
    @CosmicCharles466 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I was really hoping this was an "Are you Afraid of the Dark" homage of "Deaman's Float". That eposode scares me shitless as a child and I always think of it before I swim in a pool.

  • @salamilidontfit
    @salamilidontfit Před 4 měsíci +1

    Me and my girlfriend went opening night in imax and it took 20 minutes of previews for only 5 other people to sit down

    • @ViaCristero
      @ViaCristero Před 4 měsíci

      It was just me and my friends there tonight lol

  • @Tomahawks360
    @Tomahawks360 Před 4 měsíci +5

    There's actually an scp that's based not in a lightbulb, but a star shaped night light.
    From my bad memory, I think it was something like this: when turned on, it messed up with peoples dreams, extorting them to turn the light off. When turned off, some awful spectral shit would happen. It was mandatory that the light was on all the time.

  • @PathyOverYonder
    @PathyOverYonder Před 4 měsíci +23

    The ghost/demon girl concept has been more overused than Charlie's white T- Shirt

  • @pandastrix4082
    @pandastrix4082 Před 4 měsíci +1

    I’m waiting for the sequel “Night Shits” about a haunted toilet and the spooky turds that take place past three am

  • @glasshorse6893
    @glasshorse6893 Před 2 měsíci

    honestly there is a way to do the whole "single haunted object that gets everyone killed" trope well. make it like a fountain of youth that needs a sacrifice, like the more life you take from the sacrifice the more life granted to you. make the dad WAY older, more like a grandpa who semi frequently talks about his glory days as a world class baseball player. he and the family move into the house with the pool, and he winds up in it when a rabid raccoon or something flings itself into the pool, drowning itself and giving some of its life to him. he can feel the difference, his strength and mobility slightly returning. he tries it with a few other small animals, confirming his suspicion that it makes him younger with more things killed in it. he gets more into it, more and more animals with evidence of drowning pop up, till he starts doing people. its wrong, he knows that, but he can go back, he can be more than a man with stories to tell.

  • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
    @NormalCardBoardBoxes Před 4 měsíci +11

    I didn’t know about this movie as this is the first time I’ve heard of this…but…seriously? A haunted pool…with magic water…

  • @CobnutVTS
    @CobnutVTS Před 4 měsíci +3

    ive actually been waiting for this hahaha, gotta love when the title is "This is unbelievably bad"

  • @juschan7340
    @juschan7340 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Here in the Philippines we have a movie about a haunted refrigerator

  • @dragonm8ster
    @dragonm8ster Před měsícem

    The way he describes this pool makes it sound like an SCP entity you'd find from the site's early days.

  • @LoveSausage1212
    @LoveSausage1212 Před 4 měsíci +6

    they could have made the movie about a demon that only comes when you're near water but instead, they made it about a murderous wishing well.

  • @wolvepotter5858
    @wolvepotter5858 Před 4 měsíci +17

    I can’t imagine that there’s a horror movie that cares so little that it even gives up with jumpscares right away

  • @MultiDarkZen
    @MultiDarkZen Před 4 měsíci +2

    One time i had a sleep paralysis nightmare when i woke up everything was in complete rubble around me except for me and the chair i was sitting it, and i was trying to wake up as i felt a demonic presence i couldnt see head towards as i felt its pressure and the fear of imminent death, and thats a better premise then what they wrote for night swim

    • @mish375
      @mish375 Před 3 měsíci

      I mean, that could work as a fantasy horror about dreamwalking or ending up in a dream universe where demons can cross over/possess you using your worst fears. Yes still ridiculous, but infinitely more interesting.

  • @buffystar3
    @buffystar3 Před 4 měsíci

    My grandparents owned a hot spring resort & it was very scary when I saw a cockroach in the shower of the nearby cabin we were staying in