Things Every Yakuza Player Has Done
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- čas přidán 23. 04. 2023
- We've all done this! Every single thing in this video! We've done it all! All of us Yakuza/Like a Dragon gamers! Who hasn't done this? I know! Someone who has never been a true gamer! Yes! We are all guilty of these crimes! I hate Haruto why would RGG Studio force me to look after a baby screw you.
One last thing every Yakuza player's done is join the channel! There's so many people here. There's me, me.... uhh... ummm...
/ @snowiestangeman
Song:
Yakuza 4 - Fish On! - ver. 2 - Hry
There's nothing wrong with the thumbnail
Yeah! It's just Ichiban looking at Haruto! Nothing wrong there!
@@MariusBoss11458 ichiban? That's taichi Suzuki dude
What's wrong? It's amazing.
Sure pointing a gun at the baby. Sure why the hell not. This is "not" normal.
I don't know man
>Be kiryu
>Watch friend die
>do karaoke
>slam teenagers with a nearby electrical box
>eat a full corse meal
>KIRYU-CHAN!
>Just wants to be a good dad to adopted daughter
>mfw forced to gamble life savings to make kid happy
I can confirm that as a Yakuza player I have done all of these things and found this video very representative of the vast majority of our community
Can confirm, most of us have killed someone in real life and spent 10 years in the joint.
"Exchanged CP"...
_Bob doesn't seem as innocent anymore_
Real Yakuza fans spend 10 years in the joint
Real rubber worshipers spend 25 years in the joint
25 if you so the thing that's in the thumbnail
I appreciate that you used Kaito for the destruction bit; it just suits him lol
You forgot:
-moving the camera into the perfect position to stare at Yagami/ Kaito buttcheeks during long phone calls
-becoming so familiar with the restaurant's menu items that you actually have a preferred spot to eat at (sushi gin chads rise up)
-going into first person mode for maximum immersion and just walking (once did this while intoxicated and spent 50 minutes inside a poppo just marveling at how realistic it looked)
-forcibly pushing your party members/ whoever is tagging along with you for a picture in the most random places, because that's what friends do
u forgot throwing a man off the ruff in that one tanimura side mission
As an average Like a Dragon fan I'm proud to say I've done all these things. I'm currently serving ten years in prison and hope my brother won't call me a pussy when I get to see him again.
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy
Bring that shit, Joe!
10
Years
@@BALL_EATER1964 in
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Regarding DE destruction, most of us have probably positioned enemies in way that they fly through glass. Preferably by getting tiger dropped.
Looks satisfying as shit when that happens
@@morbingo96 Mostly when its the last enemy alive and he has low health, so when you tiger drop him he gets launches towards the glass in slow mo when the battle ends lol
@@Knightlychan and then they stay frozen in the air because youre playing y6 and it’s hilarious
True, I Tiger Dropped Higashi through the arcade machines in Charles once
DE destruction always reminds me of that one encounter in 3 where you just headbutt someone and throw them through the window. I loved that encounter.
amen, plus that it would stay broken after the fight and give unique dialogue with the dudes inside, kept yakuza 3 random encounters a bit fresher, however rare it was
Me thinking I discovered Yagami slide cancel: I am one in a krillion
Krilltastic
Bro my favorite selfie I've taken in the Yakuza series has to be in Yakuza 6 where I took a selfie of Kiryu in the black ski mask. Shit had me rolling and I made it my background on my xbox.
0:40 The first think i have done when i got control of Kiryu in Y3 kkkkkkkkkk
I think every Yakuza player has taken a selfie near a body, be it floating in the river or a bunch of beat up thugs
Love the thumbnail
yakuza NOOOO don't abbreviate Completion Points!!!
Yakuza noooo why didn't you just use progression points
People bowling is a mechanic that is *vital* to travelling around a Yakuza map
Yep, I can relate to all of that. Also the Kiryu spin during some bounding throws, similar to the Shinada spin.
I never did the Dragon Engine destruction. I felt too bad for the workers who would have to clean up the shards of glass and replace the windows.
They do somehow get the windows fixed by the time I finish my one burger, though...
I’m glad I’m not the only one who prefers to call them “Completion points” and not cp’s
Dragon Engine destruction is my to do list every day I play one of these games. so satisfying
since i played K2, i always ran over bikes when i passed them. all my friends thought i was insane
I only stopped doing that, because the novelty of having them explode quickly wore off after I realized how much longer it took me to get to where I was going vs if I just ran on the road
Western Yakuza fans when they're in Japan but they don't see any subtitles.
0:11 *destroys his f**#cking** window*
“How may I server you?”
Guilty as charged on most of these.
Never knew the shinada spin, I'd always bash them with the pipe and never spun the camera during the fight intros.
As for the rest, yeah. Especially bullying the public, loved knocking them down in the old games and the dragon engine destruction is so spontaneous it's fun
im every yakuza player and i did everything that was shown in this video
Anyone misses the standard spin? Like. Realistic shit is cool but I really miss the spin. We never got a Over The Shoulder Resident Evil game where we can spin and I'm real sad about that.
I'm suprised you said nothing about Kiryu's dragon spirit thing in 5 where you spam circle and triangle to make him spaz out
I've done all these, especially the Shinada Spin *tm on a child, and yes I do enjoy Like a Dragon.
Id also add OP wallbounding with tanimura's parry or akiyama's kicks
I'm not gonna sugarcoat it.
□+□+□+△+X+△
spinning while holding the walk button
I can say I definitely did the last thing every time
Hold on you can SPIN THE CAMERA in those intros? My life has been a lie!
You forgot stomping an attacker's junk after you laid him out.
You can't be a "Like Dragon A Yakuza" if you haven't done any of these.
you got me at the end and also the kiryu tap dance
god i love the way you edit your videos
*crashes through the storefront window*
can i get uhhhhh number niiiiiiiiineee
RGG really tried to dampen our destructive fun by making Blame Shifter an expensive early game ability in Lost Judgment…
Im definitely getting yakuza this is amazing
We really need to stop abbreviating points in games that start with C and P
0:41 That guy gets startled by the spin.
I really love to trade my CP with the clown for socks
the shinada spin™ is also applicable for tiger puppetry
Oooh yeah. Another upload.
I wouldn't say you had lunch so much as you Hyd Lunch.
...I'll see myself out.
Had every chance to do "10 Years in the Joint"
Ten yearssss
0:51 Woah, That player Collided with NPCs, I thought they don't collide with NPCs in the game, but turns out they Did collide with NPCs and not only that, but it pushed them to the side. Reminds me of when a Balloon pops after a person thought it won't pop in Microwave
I relate to the ending
"Killed a man in game" that's like every game Ryu ga gotoku has released 😂
Yup.
0:44 Spinning the camera to make it look more cinematic
*hovers menacingly near the bike rack*
The spin is the only thing i have done so far in this list
“Hit a Counter”
😅 yeah…
Don't be so modest I know how skilful you are
I see what you did with «Had Lunch» part.
i genuinely dont even know what the genre for this game would be, from most things ive seen it plays like a story mode fighting game, but then i see stuff that looks HEAVILY simmilar to GTA, and i cant decide what one is the real genre
C'mon man why you gonna expose me like this?
I replaced the kid with a Funky cirno Fumo (i love it)
Literally done all of these. Bruh stop hacking my computer.
Also doing random side activities like eating or going to karaoke with additional party members like Date or Haruka when the story explicitly says you must hurry to some location.
Fellow Yakuza fan can confirm have definitely done all of these at least once
Karaoke with the like a dragonz!?
You missed the Saejima Spin, but overall very accurate lol
now do the opposite. THINGS YAKUZA FANS NEVER DONE.
@Keeryu_Jam As a Yakuza fan who was in a relationship a couple of times, I can confirm that I was off my schizophrenia medication.
@Keeryu_Jam If by asylum, you mean "Wacky Place of Torment," then yes. Anyways, gotta go to talk to my significant other about my medication smh.
I'm actually surprised that there's something that I didn't do in these games.
I can't belive you've been recording all my gameplays. What's next, my switchin-on-Easy Amon fights... I mean what?
The guy I killed (in real life) can definitely confirm I've done all these
i feel like "kanai counter kick annihilation" should be on this list
(or tiger drop if you did the climax battle)
Maybe having a favorite minigame and play it as soon as it's available. For me it's Mahjong and Cee-lo (chinchironin if I wrote it right)
Koi koi is also really fun
That moment I've never done most of the things in this video 😶
I got the nuke before I could afford it so I just sat there being unable to use it for like half the game
as a yakuza player I can confirm I have done all of these in real life
Bro forgor about that glitch when Kiryu-chan has a seizure and keeps screaming and screaming in Yakuza 5
When I started playing yakuza 3 i did the spin and I could tell the game was going to be bad. I did the same test in 4 but the game turned out to be fun so I stopped worrying
How do you take a selfish in yakuza? I feel so stupid but I never found this feature
you ain’t a yakuza fan if you’ve never exchanged cp with the random fellow down the street
Hey, I've done all of this!
0:18
If you try to take a selfie or take a picture with your rear camera, the person/people in front of you will do a pose and sometime they won't even face the camera thus making it hard for you to properly take pictures of their face.
A solution to this is to use a drone camera. Activate your drone, get close in front of the person/people you want to take pictures from, and zoom to the max. They won't do a pose if you take their picture with drone camera.
I don't see heroin on this list
is hitting extra damage on guard in yakuza lad considered a counter
Instant classic
Never took a selfie in DE.. maybe i will on 6
And never did the shinada spin lmao, still on kiryu's part
Dunno about the câmera when i cant move, maybe
Didnt slide cancel
You forgot one thing every yakuza player did
Every yakuza player played atleast one yakuza game
Edit: wait i forgot another thing you forgot
Every yakuza player ate specifically at kanrai if not then they aren't worthy of the title yakuza player
None of the dragon engine stuff were done because my laptop would turn into a shrapnel bomb if i tried installing one
I have done all but 4 of them
trading cp is a great feature
Actually never went to jail irl, got away with it
I remember playing Kiwami 2 and I attempted to do a tiger drop but kicked the guy in his side instead and this mf DABS at high velocity in slow motion and its the greatest thing I've ever recorded.
We never killed anyone (other than Ryoma)
shinada spin is new to me
ps: misspelled tm at 0:40
I know it sounds like a complete and utter lie but I promise you it was intentionally done that way lol
Using ChatGPT to talk to Hostess
I must confess, I did not do the Shinada Spin. I did do everything else, though.
true
I too have committed infanticide
Shinada
Run in circles so the boss can't reach you while you're on low health, constantly hearing "HO HO" "Ahhhh..." "Mmm" at the most anticlymatic moments
1:36 +++
0:43 WTF OTHER PEOPLE DO THAT I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST ME