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Gallon of milk: $5.00, Price of Dodge Nitro: $21,999, The Walk of Shame after claiming your car was stolen when in fact it was still in the parking lot waiting on you: Priceless!!!!! LMBO!!!! That was toooooo funny Rox!!
I am hollering!!! Hahaha! All them damn voice impressions of everybody in the market. lol! "Somebody stole her truck" "SOMEBODY STOLE THAT LADY TRUCK!" "Somebody stole your truck?" Haha
I'm mad that I left that part out but I always tell everyone who turns their noses up to Wayfield that the employees are ALWAYS very nice to me. They speak and are helpful and I promise you I'm in that damn store at least 2 times a week. More on the weeks I don't go grocery shopping lol.
I kept thinking, I know Rox is going to go outside and look before going off... Omg I laughed so hard this morning and I'm so not a morning person! This was funny.
Don't feel bad at all Rox, my son moved my car from the spot where I parked the night before and I woke my neighbors up hollering about my car being stolen, only to see 30 minutes later he had parked it on another side of the complex.
chocolatechild72 A long time ago a bunch of the guys in my office started playing tricks on each other with the company cars by moving them in the parking lot and stressing the person who keeps track of the vehicles (i.e. ME) out, lol.
Rocs, I had a friend that went in one door of target and came out through the other door and thought his car was stolen. Target called the police and everything. He sweated his ass off walking through the parking lot looking for the vehicle and then called my phone taking about the car was stolen. I said how in the hell is the car stolen and I'm sitting in it. His crazy ass forgot about me even telling him I was going to the car smh :/
***** They were probably giving you the side eye (the ones that were there when all that was going on). Lol. And they were probably saying here comes that lady that cried wolf the last time she was here. Lol.
ROX crying laughing. That has happened to me at work. I usually park in the front but this one time I parked in the back. When I came out the door I didn't see my car in the usual spot I instantly got hot and then I was like wait a minute fool you parked in the back of the building Lol
I have to stop watching your videos while I'm at work bc I'm either laughing out loud and/or crying from laughing so hard. You are a mess. You definitely made my morning with that story. LOL
LOL! I laughed so hard. One night I thought someone stole my car in the Walmart parking lot. I was walking all throughout the parking lot trying to find my tiny car. I was calm at first thinking aaaw man I forgot where I parked. Then the panic started to rise after several minutes went by! Just when I was close to tears I saw my baby hidden and tucked away next to a massive truck that parked besides me. SMH A few more minutes I probably would have been inside Walmart causing a scene too lol.
Somebody stole her truck? What? Someone stole that lady's truck!.Someone stole her truck? What? Somebody stole her truck!! They stole that lady's truck? Someone stole her truck!!.....
That was my favorite part. I like the way she edited it. Somebody stole my truck. Somebody stole your truck? Somebody stole her truck. Somebody stole her truck lololol
My cheeks hurt from laughing so damn hard. I'm crying real tears, cause it took too long for someone to think to go look in the parking lot for the vehicle, or to use the "beeper". 😂😂😂😂😂 I wouldn't have shopped there for the longest. Too shame!
Oh my that's too funny, I could see this as a funny movie scene in my head. I bet you heard the Donkey of the Day sound in your head when you found out your truck was on the other side of the Suburban.
ooooooo roxanne! lord have mercy!!! that was too funny!! lol..lol...when you started this story, I already know where you was going with it...lol...glad your vehicle wasn't stolen...I would have been so embarrassed...lol... something like that similar happen to my mom, a few years ago...her car was having problems, and she had a doctor's appointment, so I told her take my car, ok, so she took my car, parked it and forgot she was driving my car, when she got out of the doctor's office, she thought someone stole her car! took her a few minutes when she said she remembered she was driving my car, even went right past it and didn't realize it was mine...I was cracking up when she told me, I'm just glad she didn't panic and overreact not knowing..lol...whew, your story was too funny..
I was in a foul mood today...clicked on this vid and howled with laughter. I seriously appreciate the time you take to do what you do...it really does make a difference on people's lives.
I love when you do story time, I can picture every little bit of the story! Lol I know that feeling when you think you've lost something I hate that feeling! It's scary! Lol I burst out laughing when you realised that your truck was still there! Thank you Jesus it wasn't stolen!
I come back to this video whenever I need a good laugh and pick me up, this and the craziest week on 8th Ave are a couple of my favorite videos from Auntie Rox ❤❤
For those of us at work, I need you to start prefacing these videos with the following: please don't have anything to drink! "Does the license plate say It's Rox? " Best line ever!
Ok the title alone killed me because how do you stress out the whole store 😭 But I've done that before but luckily I didn't panic and make everyone else panic when I realized it was my own damn fault! 😂
Lmfao this is HILARIOUS!!! Whenever I can't find my car, which is most of the time, I hit either the lock button (to make the chirp noise) or I hit panic. Lol! This just made my morning!
Rox something like this has definitely happened to me, my then boyfriend now husband came to visit me one summer while school was out. I had parked in the parking garage at the hotel where he was staying. We were about to go out and then i realized my car was gone from the spot where i parked it. When I tell you I was screaming and my boyfriend was cussing out the parking garage attendant, It was about to be some smoke in the city! Lol but then we walked around (in a hurry of course) only to find my car was in the same spot but a different level. A mess! LOL I can relate for sure.
Lmao!! That was so funny, u almost made me miss living in Atl and all the shenanigans that go on at the grocery stores. I have stories for days about my experiences at Kroger!! I never shopped at wayfield cuz like u said their prices are way to high. I'm back home in Cali now but I lived out there from 2006 til 2014!!
Now Rox!!! I was crying laughing starting at 3:44 lord have mercy this was hilarious. Thank you so much. It's just what I needed to get through the day.
OMG, you could teach a class on how to tell a story, lol. You thought one of your cousins stole your truck. I swear this could be a scene in a movie, a comedy of course.
I run in that store sometimes for "emergencies" also Rox and this story will remind me NEVER to park next to a large truck that is running!!! LOLOLOL girl I can just picture you screaming "Somebody stole my truck"!!
Oh my God!😂😂😂 I think we have all had that moment of pure panic lmao. I'm thinking that green car moved parking spaces because they were waiting for somebody to come out the store and your truck was blocking there view.....that's the only think I can think of. This made my morning lol.
Lol too funny ...... coincidentally that happened to a co worker of mine yesterday. She came in the front of our store right when we was getting off saying her phone is missing. We had been.setting up our new AT&T store so we asked her if she looked in her locker whet her belongings was and she was like yes. We started looking in boxes, looking in the inventory, looking just everywhere even at all the camera footage cuz we have construction guys fixing stuff around the store so a lot of folks moving all over the place....she swore she left it by a certain phone on display....we ended up doing a find my phone locater through a app on another co worker phone and guess where the phone was....in her purse...in the locker....lol....it happens to us all. Lol. Enjoyed storytime!!!
Girl I'd watched this video when you posted a few years ago. Today I was at work board and said it's a Rocky story time kind of day. I started laughing and crying so hard that my supervisor looked in my office to see if I was okay. Girl this is a good story. This is how I saw acting the other day when I couldn't find my car keys. I just cut the fool and lookie here my keys where I'd left them.
That. Was. Awesome! .. You have the best stories! I hope I run into you somewhere in atl, just so I can tell you how much story time makes my day!!! Xo
Rox I am at work cracking up all my coworkers are saying , "you must be watching Rox show" girl you showed your ass out when you said "you cant have shit" I was no more good... I know how you felt cause I paid my car off and I will ride it til the wheels fall off a car payment depresses the hell out of me. I dont want see a payment for quite awhile when I was younger I didnt mind it but now Im old I cant do it, a girl likes to eat and travel and do grown things lol...Great story!!
Rox yells "someone stole my truck"
Beyonce voice *world stops*
Someone asks "does the license plate say its rox "
Beyonce voice *carry on*
LMAOOOOO
From YAtv
...yessss!😂 *carry on*
😂😂
Best comment EVER!
***** Wow! 20 likes ?! Damn! Maybe I'm funny after all lol
LMFAO OFF, READING IT WITH THE BEAT IN MY HEAD MAKES IT EVEN FUNNIER.
Rox, the fact that you got those people riled up, lol. This is one of the funniest stories ever. 🤣 🤣
Gallon of milk: $5.00, Price of Dodge Nitro: $21,999, The Walk of Shame after claiming your car was stolen when in fact it was still in the parking lot waiting on you: Priceless!!!!! LMBO!!!! That was toooooo funny Rox!!
LMBO Rox you know when you left, they were like "dumb ass" under their breath. "Somebody stole that lady truck" hilarious
ChiTownChocStar Lmfao!!!
ChiTownChocStar You know they were!
Haaaa to funny!
LOOOOLLL
You aint lying lol
I am hollering!!! Hahaha! All them damn voice impressions of everybody in the market. lol! "Somebody stole her truck" "SOMEBODY STOLE THAT LADY TRUCK!" "Somebody stole your truck?" Haha
I laughed so hard at this story...you are hilarious. The Wayfield is always in the hood, but they care about they're own.
I'm mad that I left that part out but I always tell everyone who turns their noses up to Wayfield that the employees are ALWAYS very nice to me. They speak and are helpful and I promise you I'm in that damn store at least 2 times a week. More on the weeks I don't go grocery shopping lol.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I love your story time videos so much. I was shouting at the screen, go and look outside.
4 yrs later I'm choking laughing at the story and comments. 😍🙃🙃😂😂😂
I kept thinking, I know Rox is going to go outside and look before going off... Omg I laughed so hard this morning and I'm so not a morning person! This was funny.
I got too geeked when I saw Story Time!
Same here!!
Definitely! I was too happy to wake up to a Rox video.
Don't feel bad at all Rox, my son moved my car from the spot where I parked the night before and I woke my neighbors up hollering about my car being stolen, only to see 30 minutes later he had parked it on another side of the complex.
chocolatechild72 A long time ago a bunch of the guys in my office started playing tricks on each other with the company cars by moving them in the parking lot and stressing the person who keeps track of the vehicles (i.e. ME) out, lol.
this needs to have a warning...dont watch this in public. i was cracking up!!!!
Rocs, I had a friend that went in one door of target and came out through the other door and thought his car was stolen. Target called the police and everything. He sweated his ass off walking through the parking lot looking for the vehicle and then called my phone taking about the car was stolen. I said how in the hell is the car stolen and I'm sitting in it. His crazy ass forgot about me even telling him I was going to the car smh :/
Ohhhmy goood 😂😂😂😂
LMAOOOO
Lmao I'm cracking up too funny
Omg I'm hollin'!! Lmao too funny 😭😂😂😂😂
karen gaines HAHAH This is hilarious!
Lol Rox I bet you won't be going back there!!! I would have been too embarrassed.
Shamiya Jones Lol, I think I was back there two days later buying some soda. Walked in proud like "hey y'all!" :)
***** They probably were like, "Uh oh, here she go. Somebody go out there and watch her truck 'til she get her soda. We don't want no mess today." Lol
***** They were probably giving you the side eye (the ones that were there when all that was going on). Lol. And they were probably saying here comes that lady that cried wolf the last time she was here. Lol.
a brownlady yep lol
I bet all them ppl sat and stared u down as u walked to the car and drove off lol
You need a damn talk show! !You are freaking hilarious. Ive watched this before but really needed a good laugh today!
Somehow this popped up on my feed again and I had to watch. Laughed all over again. ‘SOMEBODY STOLE MY TRUCK!’ 😂😂😂
You know they talked about you after you left LOL
ROX crying laughing. That has happened to me at work. I usually park in the front but this one time I parked in the back. When I came out the door I didn't see my car in the usual spot I instantly got hot and then I was like wait a minute fool you parked in the back of the building Lol
Okay Rox, this damn story just made my morning. LMAO @.the "Somebody stole her truck" echoes in the store.
"Somebody stole that lady car!" Lol I replayed that part at least 3x
It happens to the best of us. We've all been through a situation similar to this.
I have to stop watching your videos while I'm at work bc I'm either laughing out loud and/or crying from laughing so hard. You are a mess. You definitely made my morning with that story. LOL
This is too funny! I am dying LMAO!!! You are a great storyteller. I can picture everything happening and all the people trying to help. Too funny!!
LOL! I laughed so hard. One night I thought someone stole my car in the Walmart parking lot. I was walking all throughout the parking lot trying to find my tiny car. I was calm at first thinking aaaw man I forgot where I parked. Then the panic started to rise after several minutes went by! Just when I was close to tears I saw my baby hidden and tucked away next to a massive truck that parked besides me. SMH A few more minutes I probably would have been inside Walmart causing a scene too lol.
Yep. Same thing happened to me.
Somebody stole her truck? What? Someone stole that lady's truck!.Someone stole her truck? What? Somebody stole her truck!! They stole that lady's truck? Someone stole her truck!!.....
lmao
That was my favorite part. I like the way she edited it. Somebody stole my truck. Somebody stole your truck? Somebody stole her truck. Somebody stole her truck lololol
LOL! Girl, you got me laughing in this office! I mean legitimately laughing out loud. I needed this one.
This story time is iconic 😂 I had to rewatch it today
i was hysteric.... omg... '' that one with its rox at the back'' lol hahah
So funny😂😂😂 I'm at the library with this big smirk on my face.... Wanting to laugh so hard!!! This story made my day! Thanks
Lawd, I have lmao at this story. I wish I could like it a 1001 times....
"Maam do yo truck say itsrox on the back?"....."ya..." I diedddd lmfao
My cheeks hurt from laughing so damn hard. I'm crying real tears, cause it took too long for someone to think to go look in the parking lot for the vehicle, or to use the "beeper". 😂😂😂😂😂 I wouldn't have shopped there for the longest. Too shame!
I still come back to this story years later for a good laugh.
This one besides the Friday story time is my FAVE!!! The level of MOLD-ATION!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was too funny. I literally hollered at this story. Funny just like all the rest.
when I tell u this is my favorite storytime video I've watched this lik 20x 😂😂😂😂
That's the best story! Glad it worked out.
I'm at my desk hollering!
got to love the dvd man. i tell them every time i get my movies for free.
The way I keep coming back to this video every other year loll
I just got a good laugh from this!!! I would have gone through every single one of those emotions right down that inner monologue about our "cousins"😂
smh
lollllll Rox you are so cute and funny! I'm on the floor lmao we've all had those "oh nevermind" moments
Now that was just THE most funniest shit EVER! omg!..... "aight ima just gon grab my milk and go" kmsl.....IM SO GLAD TO STORY ENDED LIKE IT DID! LOL
You have the type of laugh that makes me laugh even harder lol. I love it, you are hilarious!!
Oh my that's too funny, I could see this as a funny movie scene in my head. I bet you heard the Donkey of the Day sound in your head when you found out your truck was on the other side of the Suburban.
I CAN LISTEN TO ROX 24/7 AHAH
I LOVE HER
Yay!!! Rox, I love your story time segments!!!
Let’s not forget the fourth and final “When I thought I was going to die” episode. Please Rox! :-)
bobby24love I'm not gonna tell that story....it's probably a bit too violent.
Awww! It's your choice... but I love your channel and story time is fab!
I watched your lunchtime segments too. Love it!
Yes, she's the best storyteller!!
I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard!! I personally wouldn't have ever stepped foot in that Wayfield ever again.
Right! I would've been TOO embarrassed to show my face
Three years later and still hilarious! 💙
not sure how I started watching these storytimes but this one was hilarious
ooooooo roxanne! lord have mercy!!! that was too funny!! lol..lol...when you started this story, I already know where you was going with it...lol...glad your vehicle wasn't stolen...I would have been so embarrassed...lol...
something like that similar happen to my mom, a few years ago...her car was having problems, and she had a doctor's appointment, so I told her take my car, ok, so she took my car, parked it and forgot she was driving my car, when she got out of the doctor's office, she thought someone stole her car! took her a few minutes when she said she remembered she was driving my car, even went right past it and didn't realize it was mine...I was cracking up when she told me, I'm just glad she didn't panic and overreact not knowing..lol...whew, your story was too funny..
I LOL, at my job so loud my supervisor that I was crying!!! Girl....cracking up is an understatement!!!
I'm rewatching all your story time videos. You are such a great story teller, Rox.
I think I laughed til I couldn't laugh no more! Lawd help my side hurts.
I was in a foul mood today...clicked on this vid and howled with laughter. I seriously appreciate the time you take to do what you do...it really does make a difference on people's lives.
Thanks for the BIG ASS LAUGH Rox, really needed it!!!!! 😆😂😄
I love when you do story time, I can picture every little bit of the story! Lol I know that feeling when you think you've lost something I hate that feeling! It's scary! Lol I burst out laughing when you realised that your truck was still there! Thank you Jesus it wasn't stolen!
I don't know how I missed these damn story times this shit is funny as all hell
Totally in tears watching this one. I gotta call my husband so he can see this video. Too funny
I come back to this video whenever I need a good laugh and pick me up, this and the craziest week on 8th Ave are a couple of my favorite videos from Auntie Rox ❤❤
For those of us at work, I need you to start prefacing these videos with the following: please don't have anything to drink! "Does the license plate say It's Rox? " Best line ever!
I am cracking up! I am an advocate for story time because you tell them so well! LMAO
Ok the title alone killed me because how do you stress out the whole store 😭 But I've done that before but luckily I didn't panic and make everyone else panic when I realized it was my own damn fault! 😂
I just saw this and FELL OUT!!!! I watch you videos all the time and I just love u.... You made my day!!!!
Rox you is a fool girl, I hollered throughout this vid. Love your story times, thanks for sharing.
That was too funny!!! I know it was a long ass walk from the store to your truck....the embarrassment of it all! This story was a good laugh. lol
LOL! I know that type of panic!! I got the same feeling when I forgot where I parked at work and was 100% sure I knew where I parked! It's crazy!
When I tell you this has me cracking up at work! Lawddd I’m about to go on a story time binge 😂😂
"They stole yo truck?"...."Somebody stole that lady truck"....I needed that laugh today...one of dem f@#ked up days at work boy!!!
Lmfao this is HILARIOUS!!! Whenever I can't find my car, which is most of the time, I hit either the lock button (to make the chirp noise) or I hit panic. Lol! This just made my morning!
OMG!!! This just made my morning...laughing so hard....my work neighbors think I'm crazy!!! 😂😂😂
Rox something like this has definitely happened to me, my then boyfriend now husband came to visit me one summer while school was out. I had parked in the parking garage at the hotel where he was staying. We were about to go out and then i realized my car was gone from the spot where i parked it. When I tell you I was screaming and my boyfriend was cussing out the parking garage attendant, It was about to be some smoke in the city! Lol but then we walked around (in a hurry of course) only to find my car was in the same spot but a different level. A mess! LOL I can relate for sure.
I literally just died listening to this 🤣🤣
You know they was watching you walk out to your with a side eye 💀💀💀
Okay Roxanne, you are going to make my manager come around this corner to see why I have fallen out the chair laughing....too funny!
Rewatching and the storytime series still makes me cackle lol
I just laughed sooo hard! All at my desk cracking up!! You have the best stories Rox!! Please keep them coming.
The quick edit of the Cashiers' Reenactment though? LOL
"Somebody stole her truck?" " I just ran you up"" Yeah, she wasn't in there that long..."
i'm glad the story had a happy ending
I love love love Story Time. I have already share this with more that I few of my friends and I'm about to watch this again!!!!
Lmao!! That was so funny, u almost made me miss living in Atl and all the shenanigans that go on at the grocery stores. I have stories for days about my experiences at Kroger!! I never shopped at wayfield cuz like u said their prices are way to high. I'm back home in Cali now but I lived out there from 2006 til 2014!!
Now Rox!!! I was crying laughing starting at 3:44 lord have mercy this was hilarious. Thank you so much. It's just what I needed to get through the day.
I Love your story time and this one right here was too too funny. I'm at work in the breakroom in tears laughing so hard. Thanks for that this morning
OMG, you could teach a class on how to tell a story, lol. You thought one of your cousins stole your truck. I swear this could be a scene in a movie, a comedy of course.
LOL LOL LOL :) :) It's like I was there! I looovvveee "Storytime" ;)
7:07 I was like. Yeah😐
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You had me crying laughing. Your story was hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing!!!!!!!!!
When in need of a good laugh today, I searched for this video because to this day it is hilarious. Thanks
Yes!! Storytime is the best segment
I run in that store sometimes for "emergencies" also Rox and this story will remind me NEVER to park next to a large truck that is running!!! LOLOLOL girl I can just picture you screaming "Somebody stole my truck"!!
I knew what you were going to say a little before you said it but your reaction when you realized your car was still there had me dying!!!!
Oh my God!😂😂😂 I think we have all had that moment of pure panic lmao. I'm thinking that green car moved parking spaces because they were waiting for somebody to come out the store and your truck was blocking there view.....that's the only think I can think of. This made my morning lol.
Lol too funny ...... coincidentally that happened to a co worker of mine yesterday. She came in the front of our store right when we was getting off saying her phone is missing. We had been.setting up our new AT&T store so we asked her if she looked in her locker whet her belongings was and she was like yes. We started looking in boxes, looking in the inventory, looking just everywhere even at all the camera footage cuz we have construction guys fixing stuff around the store so a lot of folks moving all over the place....she swore she left it by a certain phone on display....we ended up doing a find my phone locater through a app on another co worker phone and guess where the phone was....in her purse...in the locker....lol....it happens to us all. Lol. Enjoyed storytime!!!
Rox, that was too funny and I am crying from laughing so hard!!!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️😀
I know this video is old...but seriously Rox...every single time I need an emotional pick me up...I watch this video. By far my favorite on YT.
YEESSSSS STORYTIME...OMG I MISS THESE.....THANK YOU
Rox, you are an excellent story teller. Seriously!
At my desk in tears LMAO...just know, you are not alone Rox!
Girl I'd watched this video when you posted a few years ago. Today I was at work board and said it's a Rocky story time kind of day. I started laughing and crying so hard that my supervisor looked in my office to see if I was okay. Girl this is a good story. This is how I saw acting the other day when I couldn't find my car keys. I just cut the fool and lookie here my keys where I'd left them.
That. Was. Awesome! .. You have the best stories! I hope I run into you somewhere in atl, just so I can tell you how much story time makes my day!!! Xo
Rox I am at work cracking up all my coworkers are saying , "you must be watching Rox show" girl you showed your ass out when you said "you cant have shit" I was no more good... I know how you felt cause I paid my car off and I will ride it til the wheels fall off a car payment depresses the hell out of me. I dont want see a payment for quite awhile when I was younger I didnt mind it but now Im old I cant do it, a girl likes to eat and travel and do grown things lol...Great story!!
Love your look with the tee and blazer!!!