We Are Number One but it's the Heavy from Team Fortress 2

I spent five hours of my life making this.
fine ill finish it jesus
jk its dead lol

[@JackDuripper]

Now look at this sandvich, that I just found
when I say pootis, be ready to heal medic
POOTIS
om nom nom
give it to medic not me!
ugh, entire team is babies

[@professionalmemeenthusiast2117]

Jack Duripper
If you vant to be a heavy weapons number vun, you have to catch a SPY! on the run.

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Now watch and learn, here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this Second Banana peel!
Ohoho, that slaps me on the - HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!

[@scoottehbesht]

im not dead. it's almost finished

[@DerpyExpress]

cant wait xd

[@rayray-qk9dm]

holy shit this had had a lot of efort put into it and i love it thank you for making it :)

[@janellemolina6815]

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[@janellemolina6815]

Great )

[@ZaligeBite]

When

[@DeltaMetroid1]

Have you really played heavy?
Well technically nah.
Have you ever held a point like really secured the defence.
Nah...nah.
Have you ever used a sandvich?
No.
Alright, look like Im gonna have to teach you how to play Heavy!

[@Sheriffthegreat]

How did I know the first word was gonna be pootis? 😂😂

[@6447912]

You, good sir, have been to the GREAT part of CZcams :D

[@Sheriffthegreat]

Why thank you ^_^

[@meraybg8371]

You have culture. That's how you knew about his first word

[@obamagaming8656]

Great mixing! You should finish it lol XD

[@ms.raposa2855]

Hi :3

[@obamagaming8656]

Mr. Raposa Hi :D

[@Vania1669]

*WE ARE NUMBER SANDVICH*

[@brusa2971]

This is fucking gold
continue it

[@D.Dragon]

Brusa it would take too long for him, read the description (probably).

[@Heavy514]

Yes heavy is happy

[@tophatproduction2363]

*S A N D W I T C H*

[@tythecat1526]

awman I can do the heavy voice and I thought of doing this today. dam memester beat me 2 it!

[@wimbobimbo940]

thank you somuch for this

[@r3ddr01d7]

Hazard, a man of quality

[@spidermanfan31]

Good stuff

[@sweetjohnson6347]

you deserve lots more subs, my pal

[@poorknightofthehollowhills8489]

Splendid.

[@tpd1864blake]

I honestly thought this would be another AI meme. Back before AI everyone had to cleverly mix sentences together like this, what a masterpiece and an excellent presentation of meme history

[@GillesYT]

I was expecting "POOTIS" 100 miles away xD
WE ARR NUMBER ONE, HAH !

[@ReisenChanInspectorBonk]

are you a real gibus

[@soupcake3092]

Have you ever been taunt killed while sniping?
Like a real f2p?

[@luigiplays9247]

Good work ;D

[@rushy4062]

Damn good sentence mixing.

[@Jampolo_OG]

I love it!

[@hihowareyou3547]

I don't want TF2 to die

[@Homer_Noobson]

It will never die.

[@zionab52]

good luck spending your life finishing this

[@friendsplayz9504]

I laughed at the start 😂😂 putis 😂😂
And the end would be much better if that other guy steps on a sandwich👍👍👍👍

[@maxshibanov818]

I'd love the MEEEEEEEEEEEDIIIIC in the end)

[@speedy-pootis6715]

my life is now complete

[@gnttfxhx986]

Speedy-pootis hey

[@yoloautism7572]

0:21 He said dickery

[@antisimptrooper4635]

*realizes it's 45 seconds*
You cold bastard

[@RetiredOyster8]

I love it xD

[@ProphetPaysus]

Worth it

[@user-rz2iz7ui2u]

Very nice!

[@michaelopnv634]

Just follow my MOVES

[@trevorphilips1287]

4 pootis heavies trying to catch tryhard muselk.

[@claranvdven6749]

wow just wow best wan ever made

[@meatflaps9378]

My life is now complete

[@KlaussMarcellus]

0:37 - dat engineer is a spy

[@RaymondJoe100]

Heres a little lesson in HICKEY

[@RedFlameFox]

That's very cool

[@irismarin8613]

imo you should've replaced "we are number one" with "put dispenser here"

[@quinson93]

Hey, that's not heavy! 0:35

[@claranvdven6749]

was that soldier? it sounded like soldier

[@soupcake3092]

it was teh sentry mehn

[@jontegrity]

Sounds like engineer

[@claranvdven6749]

Jonty Koop no it dosent it sound more amerikan than mexican pls exusme for my englich

[@jontegrity]

but... Engineer isnt Mexican. He's from Texas. He's american. It's engineer

[@dapperbones6238]

Well.... Heavy be praised, or some joke bout pootis

[@HH-uj5ln]

We are number pootis!

[@shy7660]

POOTIS
Best present in my birthday

[@shaytham7473]

the best

[@regen8063]

Now look at this NYET

[@GeoffreyDruyts]

"Now look at this het"

[@discduderules]

Robbie heavy and stingy soldier

[@thedesertfox3932]

wow no disliles, well played man

[@thedesertfox3932]

***** damn that sucks

[@dannydinnerboy982]

How did I know the first thing he would say.

[@EkiTheIdiot]

Oh my gawd

[@felixio3178]

100th sub.

[@mechaapple7552]

*WE ARE NUMBER POOTIS*

[@awa1323]

Pepito en la miniatura :v

[@WednesdayMan]

Full version plz

[@segasaturn9933]

No earrape branch but I can forgive you because it was sung by heavy

[@mug-o-tea9517]

Yes

[@johngr1747]

The Soviet Giant from TF2 Sings really well!

[@travistoastlord6593]

I can’t find the spy version of this now for some odd reason

[@SethMann002]

buy the dad duds

[@francislumas3669]

Pootis we Are the numer one haha

[@Usinghealer099]

Yes.

[@dashy_da_fox]

POOTIES!!

[@suckerfor_music1806]

The "hey" should have been replaced with "yatata" instead of "pootis"

[@lasaventurasdeRokko]

pepito que haces hay!?

[@ethanlivemere1162]

Now look at this sandvich that I just found
When I say go, be ready to throw
Now, Doctor!
(Scout steals sandvich)
Throw it at me, not him!
Oh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn
Here's the deal
He'll slip and slide on this POOTIS
Hohoho, that slaps me on the... HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?

[@commandercornflakes3786]

WHO DISLIKED THIS

[@spacecore5322]

me...

[@commandercornflakes3786]

WAT

[@yellowvillager8498]

space core shame on you

[@spacecore5322]

now i created 11 new accounts and disliked this ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@commandercornflakes3786]

Boi

[@killerpalkia]

Lol i feel like playing tf2 ad gogain XD fine this weekend gonna play for a while then overwatch

[@eddroasting3730]

i like dis its da POOTis of my life

[@jaws300toplek3]

😂😂😂

[@ReLux28]

Can You Make The full version?

[@scoottehbesht]

I'm working on it. College is hard stuff.

[@thebesto7787]

scoottehbesht Still college? I'm in vacation since 20th of December.

[@scoottehbesht]

My break ended 2 weeks ago.

[@KilerMansters]

5 hours on this .-. Sourcepan do with spy in 3,5hours and full

[@CircuitFoxx]

69 subs xD

[@kerbaltubehd5737]

POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS

[@F599]

pootis

[@BowlGOfficial]

dafuq xD

[@jpnagaming7716]

POOTIS

[@krzysikhologa6431]

putis bro

[@khalilabushahin418]

AND YOU ARE DEAD

[@ZesTofthelemon]

pootis

[@DEWGGaming]

POOTIS

[@ugandanknucklesdiedsostopu3937]

*_pootis_*