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  • čas přidán 27. 02. 2019
  • introducing the interim tenth class! Bark your way to victory today!
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    SFM Guard Dog Model by Maxxy
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    Music by Magnus
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    Original Concept and model by Pyanodon (smylodon@gmail.com)
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  • @ryebur7625
    @ryebur7625 Před 4 lety +3194

    " Alert Good Boy is in the base"
    "There's a good boy in the base?"
    "You must pet the dog"
    " We must pet the dog"

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 Před 4 lety +85

      Sounds like indogtrination

    • @DiceWhite04
      @DiceWhite04 Před 4 lety +92

      Sounds nice.. what if it’s a dog from the blue team?
      “Alert bad boy is in the base”
      “A bad boy is in the base?”
      “You must punish the dog”
      “We must punish the dog!”

    • @ryebur7625
      @ryebur7625 Před 4 lety +39

      @@DiceWhite04 no it's still the same.

    • @tavishf.degroot8181
      @tavishf.degroot8181 Před 4 lety +41

      Heavy : INCOMING!!! **pat pat**

    • @tavishf.degroot8181
      @tavishf.degroot8181 Před 4 lety +16

      Micquel Juhann Sef Malikay it’s still good boi but he just pee'd on the carpet
      Lightly tell him “don’t do that”

  • @justr3play901
    @justr3play901 Před 4 lety +2212

    He’s the only character that can take heavy’s sandvich with him being ok with it

  • @wacky-shorts5201
    @wacky-shorts5201 Před 2 lety +1108

    This should definitely be a class!
    Pros about it:
    - Speed being close to Scout's
    - Gatling guns on the back
    - Delivers supplies to Engineer and other players
    - Can hold down enemy classes such as spy.
    - Can alert team-mates
    - Guards areas such as sentry nests and control points
    - Is dog
    Cons about it:
    - Colorblindness
    - Low health
    - Is weak with biting
    - Cats annoys the player (maybe idk)
    - Heavys will be disappointed in you stealing their sandwich
    But to be honest, it'd be very annoying to go into a server with a bunch of Guard Dog bots.
    *bark spams intensifies*

    • @Kadengamer1000
      @Kadengamer1000 Před 2 lety +122

      If it dies it shouldn’t explode in a bloody mess, it’s guns (or whatever is equipped) should fall off, the dog gets sad, and digs into the ground and disappears (because just despawing would look weird and unfinished) it should be different depending on situations but like if it’s moving it should like trip or something and slide (or fall if in mid air) then proceeded with [above]. Idk some neat idea I thought of lol

    • @dibs6462
      @dibs6462 Před 2 lety +60

      @@Kadengamer1000 or its armor explodes and the dog rockets the hell out of there

    • @Kadengamer1000
      @Kadengamer1000 Před 2 lety +29

      @@dibs6462 yes, he flys into the sunset

    • @amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865
      @amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Kadengamer1000 what about demoman's eyelander? demo needs heads

    • @Kadengamer1000
      @Kadengamer1000 Před 2 lety +19

      @@amagostartdatbigfirekickba9865 instead of a head, chew toy

  • @kashiogos
    @kashiogos Před 2 lety +207

    Literally one of my two most desired concept classes for TF2, along with Civilian, lol. Make Spy be unable to disguise as a Guard Dog, but make him still be able to disguise as a Civilian by pressing 0 (Notice how currently there are 9 classes, so to solve that little issue if both were added, Civilian's Spy key would be 0 and Guard Dog's would be non-existant, because you know, it's pretty hard to disguise yourself as a dog, lol.) The Guard dog sounds incredibly useful, honestly.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 Před 2 lety +18

      Well spy is a furry so I think he wouldn't mind disguising as a dog

    • @047cjoshuaanthony6
      @047cjoshuaanthony6 Před 2 lety +1

      @@ieuanhunt552 but how?

    • @yuyu_2608
      @yuyu_2608 Před 2 lety +1

      The only spy that can disguise as a dog is allied spy from red alert 2 😂

    • @Buglin_Burger7878
      @Buglin_Burger7878 Před rokem +3

      It isn't like spy puts on a simple paper face mask and convinces people he is as wide as a heavy.
      I'm pretty sure placing the dog's face on the mask would work fine. Though most people wouldn't fall for the disguise the same reason Scout is easy to pick out. He is simply too slow.

    • @viket8316
      @viket8316 Před rokem

      Would broke spy since hitbox

  • @reesespuffs7992
    @reesespuffs7992 Před 5 lety +680

    It’s amazing how well the guard dog fits in with the rest of the team on the poster!

  • @boe_ritto2928
    @boe_ritto2928 Před 3 lety +2700

    “He protec”
    “He attac”
    “But most importantly...
    he steals heavys snac”

  • @LittlestofBiscuits
    @LittlestofBiscuits Před 2 lety +75

    Having the Guard Dog as an alternate to the Sentry for the Engineer would be amazing.
    Or being playable, that works better honestly.

    • @metalsonic7988
      @metalsonic7988 Před 5 dny

      Idea: As a spectator, you could summon an AI controlled version of the dog.

    • @Dumbling_
      @Dumbling_ Před 3 dny

      @@metalsonic7988Ok… he actually has three weapons, main is a sentries secondary is a rocket jump (the booster) and close combat is “B I T E”

    • @metalsonic7988
      @metalsonic7988 Před dnem +1

      @@Dumbling_ no, melee Is guaranteed crit bite

    • @Dumbling_
      @Dumbling_ Před 23 hodinami

      @@metalsonic7988 a little bite🥰👹🥰

    • @metalsonic7988
      @metalsonic7988 Před 22 hodinami +1

      @@Dumbling_ also btw i think he could be upgraded by engineer

  • @npolk2080
    @npolk2080 Před 3 lety +70

    I like to imagine that spy would start crawling around on all fours like a moron when disguised as the dog

  • @steveishere8808
    @steveishere8808 Před 5 lety +1016

    -A guard dog? Nice, but what can it do?
    -This guard dog has SENTRY GUNS attached to it!!!!
    -I’ll take your entire STOCK!!!!

  • @Timelord888
    @Timelord888 Před 5 lety +416

    Guard Dog
    Primary: Sentry Guns
    Secondary: Boosters
    Meele: Bite

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 Před 4 lety +10

      Smaug the Dragon tuant: goodest boi

    • @Xeptar
      @Xeptar Před 4 lety +2

      Smaug the Dragon - Bet one of his sentry gun alternatives will have either a lower dmg or slower fire, but gains increase dmg on intel carriers. Boosters would have a choice forward boost or a similarly rocket jump boost. Possibly a third selection of “boost” pushing enemies and projectiles just like pyro. Melee would probably be metal jaws or muffle sets that add unique benefits (like slowing enemies but less dmg so help to have teammates catch an enemy like a sitting duck)

    • @firesword4396
      @firesword4396 Před 4 lety +5

      Class type: support
      Objective: to harass the enemy until team can get to the objective, to help fellow engineers.
      Downside: less heath, can only have limited amount in each team, one in competitive, two in casual

    • @liambellew1299
      @liambellew1299 Před 4 lety

      Smaug the Dragon I know this is an old comment, but in case you’re still wondering, here’s what his weapons were going to officially be:
      The Hanger (primary): these are the guns on his back. I think they were going to be like the sniper’s SMG, but a little more powerful.
      The Helper (secondary): this allowed him to haul ammo and health packs.
      The Hater (melee): these were the rocket boosters on his back. Worked like a normal melee weapon but you could right click for a speed boost

    • @alfiansetya1238
      @alfiansetya1238 Před 4 lety +2

      We Need To Upgrade Guard Dog's Exo Suit!

  • @The.Orange.Wizard
    @The.Orange.Wizard Před 2 lety +64

    From the thumbnail I thought it would be an alternative to the sentry where the engineer would make a robotic mobile sentry.
    But honestly I do like the idea of an entirely new class altogether.

  • @KalavinkaK
    @KalavinkaK Před 2 lety +18

    I love the idea of this class having a pack delivery mechanic. It'd mean playing the part of an eager dog bringing engineers and other players supplies, and it'd incentivise Heavies to dump their sandviches on them at round start, as if giving them a treat.

  • @Just_Dr0vvs
    @Just_Dr0vvs Před 5 lety +845

    - Jetpack cat? (Overwatch)
    - No! We have Guard dog, maggot! (TF2)

    • @fldsfmfr8277
      @fldsfmfr8277 Před 5 lety +7

      who also has a jetpack tho

    • @ShiroNyankotv
      @ShiroNyankotv Před 5 lety +33

      @@fldsfmfr8277 but tf2 is better so

    • @mexicanjojo6369
      @mexicanjojo6369 Před 5 lety +4

      @@ShiroNyankotv what the fuck have you brought upon this cursed land

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 Před 5 lety +4

      Shiro Tagashi what have you done

    • @bradturmel3025
      @bradturmel3025 Před 5 lety +5

      Well guess what we got hover board goat (plants vs zombies 2)

  • @Zero-to-0
    @Zero-to-0 Před 4 lety +1454

    Aight I got the translations:
    “I love my team!”
    “And I love guarding buildings!”
    “I am also an errand runner.”
    “I know a spy when I see one..”
    “NOBODY. TOUCHES. MY. CART.”
    “I’ll always know when there’s a big threat.”
    “Then I’ll go in for the kill.”
    (Just for the interview)

  • @theawkwardpotato1973
    @theawkwardpotato1973 Před 3 lety +32

    The ultimate class. No one will be able to kill him. He’s too good.

  • @foiledagain1914
    @foiledagain1914 Před 3 lety +29

    I mean, the dog's a good concept for a combat based class, he can store ammo/health for later, fire a gun, maybe upgradeable by engie, and can trap spies in place

  • @klacas8405
    @klacas8405 Před 4 lety +2032

    But the problem here is that if he dies my heart turns into dust, hes so adorable man!

    • @100mana9
      @100mana9 Před 4 lety +15

      Yes!

    • @mprocks6522
      @mprocks6522 Před 4 lety +79

      Then again, engie and medic could install an "Auto Uber" into him.

    • @htaylor76638
      @htaylor76638 Před 4 lety +25

      He can't get sapped

    • @zeniththecat3121
      @zeniththecat3121 Před 4 lety +47

      you add a dog and peta and animal lovers will start crying when you brutally blow the dog into bits

    • @100mana9
      @100mana9 Před 4 lety +9

      @@zeniththecat3121 Ye your right

  • @thebemisman1605
    @thebemisman1605 Před 3 lety +2141

    I love how the heavy can't even complain the dog took his sandvich. Like, don't physically or mentally hurt that doggo.

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Před 3 lety +11

      My thoughts exactly xD

    • @calamaribowl8683
      @calamaribowl8683 Před 3 lety +4

      Or any

    • @charryleneante8117
      @charryleneante8117 Před 3 lety +13

      What da dog doin?

    • @cmanhanks1
      @cmanhanks1 Před 3 lety +18

      @@charryleneante8117 he stole the heavies sandvich and got away with it. FYI the heavy is normaly very protective of his sandviches......

    • @Gam1ngM3nace
      @Gam1ngM3nace Před 2 lety +5

      i mean he's a good boy

  • @sentientcalcium
    @sentientcalcium Před 3 lety +23

    As a doggo I absolutely love this. Does anyone else wish this was the tenth class?

  • @hackerspirit9876
    @hackerspirit9876 Před 2 lety +3

    Love how you make him talk between the scenes like the other Meet the video but he just say ‘’Woof!’’ instead of actually talking

  • @agzzradface3113
    @agzzradface3113 Před 4 lety +401

    I love how none of them even think of hurting him

    • @tits5065
      @tits5065 Před 3 lety +68

      Professionals do have standards

    • @shubaponcr341
      @shubaponcr341 Před 3 lety +15

      they cant or else they will be certified monsters
      red team is smort

    • @unknown_raven975
      @unknown_raven975 Před 3 lety +4

      They know that peta is watching them anywhere and anytime

    • @professorcerritos6935
      @professorcerritos6935 Před 3 lety +6

      @@unknown_raven975 I believe you mean John Wick

    • @datboibruh5030
      @datboibruh5030 Před 3 lety

      Sniper: professionals have standards
      Blu team not shooting dog is a good sign

  • @cosmicmemer1611
    @cosmicmemer1611 Před 4 lety +286

    -Fast as scout
    -125 HP
    -No secondary weapon slots
    -Higher melee damage
    -Can take medical and ammo packs and deliver them somewhere else
    -Primary weapon: Dual Guardians: 2 guns mounted on the side of the Guard Dog, around the same strength as snipers SMG
    -Primary weapon: Laika’s Landers: Allows guard dog to do weak flamethrower damage with left click, and boost in whatever direction they are facing with right click.

    • @cosmicmemer1611
      @cosmicmemer1611 Před 4 lety +27

      Chickens in CS:GO

    • @sandwichbread6717
      @sandwichbread6717 Před 4 lety +8

      Cosmic Memer well, would you want to kill a good boy, or a tasty snack

    • @cosmicmemer1611
      @cosmicmemer1611 Před 4 lety +8

      Depends if said good boy is trying to kick my ass or not :)

    • @champion99999
      @champion99999 Před 4 lety +12

      I imagined him to be an unlockable weapon for the engineer class.

    • @ComputerGoblin02
      @ComputerGoblin02 Před 4 lety +2

      @ they can just make an animation of running back in ressuply or teleporting there.

  • @St34mpunk
    @St34mpunk Před 3 lety +13

    Mann's Best Friend.
    Interesting concept, actually.
    Might be neat to see, but would need heavy balancing.
    Perhaps it could be the first instance of two classes' features actively working together. Mann's Best Friend could bring supplies to any engineers, and engineers could upgrade the equipment of Mann's Best Friend. Would be neat to see something like this!

    • @hudsonruff9208
      @hudsonruff9208 Před 3 měsíci

      Mann's best friend would be a great name for a weapon or a cosmetic

  • @BOT_CORP
    @BOT_CORP Před 3 měsíci +2

    I love how they took the time to consider interviewing a dog

  • @TrollFaceTheMan
    @TrollFaceTheMan Před 5 lety +361

    The dialogue in this was top notch!

    • @lordofchaos1845
      @lordofchaos1845 Před 5 lety +15

      I agree.
      The voice actor for the dog was tremendous!

    • @ur4niumc4t55
      @ur4niumc4t55 Před 5 lety +3

      one phrase means a thousand words
      bork

    • @magentalizard1250
      @magentalizard1250 Před 5 lety +2

      BORK! (SPY!)
      BORK YIP BRORKER! (NEED A DESPENSER!)
      HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW~! (BATTLECRY)
      I think it'll work.

    • @touieg1211
      @touieg1211 Před 5 lety

      I really really really like this dialogue

  • @MediExcalibur2012
    @MediExcalibur2012 Před 5 lety +3376

    I want to protect it with my life

  • @captainkawaii666
    @captainkawaii666 Před 10 měsíci +5

    Okay now I really want to see the Meet the Team group photo image but with all the major fanmade tenth classes (Mercenary, Civilian, Guard Dog, etc.) in it (and maybe Saxton Hale too)

  • @joshuawiener5003
    @joshuawiener5003 Před 2 lety +6

    I can definitely see this being an actual class, a bit more on the support side of the spectrum with some light close range assault. Might have the least hitpoints out of every light class but has absurd speed and high DPS and a small hitbox to compensate. Not to mention the support role you could play by carrying health and ammo packs around. This seems like a lower power more support oriented scout and God I wish this was real.

  • @1qzz
    @1qzz Před 5 lety +2322

    Alternate Title:
    *MEET THE GOOD BOY*

  • @tnerbtnerb5136
    @tnerbtnerb5136 Před 5 lety +1095

    **Throws money at the screen so hard it breaks the sound barrier**
    MAKE.THIS.A.THING.

  • @Artcat932
    @Artcat932 Před 2 lety +41

    Fun fact: The Guard Dog was actually planned to be added to the game as another class, but Valve decided against it.

    • @DragonEggs-f33-z
      @DragonEggs-f33-z Před rokem +15

      Actually that's false, It was a april fools page. Plus it would be too op.

    • @Tmaster-pb5nt
      @Tmaster-pb5nt Před rokem +7

      @@DragonEggs-f33-z how so I would imagine it would be incorporated pretty well as a support class.

    • @lightningfletch5598
      @lightningfletch5598 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@Tmaster-pb5ntYeah. But I don’t know how many players would be able to handle the emotional trauma of shooting a dog.

    • @Tmaster-pb5nt
      @Tmaster-pb5nt Před 11 měsíci +5

      @lightningfletch5598 yeah thats true plus call of duty had this problem and it was a court case if I recall correctly. Maybe the dog can be some sort of mutant like thing. Like the dogs in resident evil 4.

  • @user-vh9gi3pd8r
    @user-vh9gi3pd8r Před 8 měsíci +2

    imagine how many friendlies would be using this class

  • @MickyVideo
    @MickyVideo Před 5 lety +1720

    My dearest congratulations for being factually accurate to the April Fool's joke that was released almost 10 years ago.

    • @crackermix7793
      @crackermix7793 Před 5 lety +85

      Dog: I has right to shoots u.
      Hooman: I hasnts rights too shot u.
      Dog: *Smiles*

    • @pinker4922
      @pinker4922 Před 5 lety +18

      @@crackermix7793 Thats how mafia works.

    • @crackermix7793
      @crackermix7793 Před 5 lety +16

      @@pinker4922 That's how dogs work.

    • @Rev0lutionary
      @Rev0lutionary Před 5 lety +30

      Remember: Jarate was an april fool's joke as well 10 years ago.

    • @bossmaster7677
      @bossmaster7677 Před 5 lety +4

      What was the april fools joke again, i haven't been playing team fortress for over 10 years so i don't know, not being mad, but you should at least include everyone with a reply on your own comment, so everyone knows what you mean🙂

  • @surrealseal4584
    @surrealseal4584 Před 4 lety +212

    I like when the dog steals Heavy’s sandwich, Heavy dosen’t look too mad, like “I can’t be mad at that”

    • @docbrown9521
      @docbrown9521 Před 4 lety +12

      Heavy is tough around enemies and his team
      But is soft with dogs

    • @cheese287
      @cheese287 Před 4 lety +2

      @@docbrown9521 #GOODBOI

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 Před 4 lety +1

      but the dog pissed on sasha, #whotouchedmygun

    • @lordnobody2210
      @lordnobody2210 Před 4 lety

      @a random person that lives in Chernobyl 1:41

    • @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562
      @eddiethomas2etmaelstrom562 Před 4 lety +1

      I think heavy knows that if he harms the dog for taking a sandvich or touching the machine gun he would be a bad person for hurting a dog

  • @MazdaMiataMX-
    @MazdaMiataMX- Před 2 lety +5

    This is the tenth class that we need

  • @lrkeribergaard6110
    @lrkeribergaard6110 Před 7 měsíci +2

    well done! it's even the same style as the meet the team videos

  • @zombiehead5847
    @zombiehead5847 Před 5 lety +844

    Imagine these running around, wearing gibuses in achievement servers

  • @RoseSupreme
    @RoseSupreme Před 4 lety +805

    Dude, how could you forget one of his most important abilities?
    Being Jarate Dispensers for Snipers?

  • @paradoxiangd8525
    @paradoxiangd8525 Před 2 lety +5

    This could be a good class, maybe primary could be the gatlings, secondary the propelling thingy's, and the third could be the teeth or such. Also, you could see enemy players (and spies) faintly through walls? Maybe you could alert other players with the secondary if you're stunning a spy?

  • @Dr_Doctor_Lee
    @Dr_Doctor_Lee Před 2 lety +1

    this is how i like it...
    finaly the animal section gets the option to assert dominance over man. very splendid :3

  • @orlando780
    @orlando780 Před 5 lety +823

    If this was an actual character it would be stupid overpowered cause nobody would ever want to try attacking it.

    • @KittycatKye
      @KittycatKye Před 5 lety +31

      To be honest, It is a video game so not many people will care. Also have you ever played The hunter call of the wild? because that game is all about killing animals.

    • @ForWeAreMany
      @ForWeAreMany Před 5 lety +65

      friendlies would flock all over the guard dog and so would the furries

    • @truji2582
      @truji2582 Před 5 lety +65

      and then peta would realease a shitty parody of tf2

    • @tecbias
      @tecbias Před 5 lety +15

      @@KittycatKye r/woosh

    • @rosalindlusk5406
      @rosalindlusk5406 Před 5 lety +3

      @@truji2582 They'd force them to add a cannibal character to "Accompany" the dog

  • @azraell4317
    @azraell4317 Před 3 lety +619

    Imagine just playing casual and suddenly you see Spy on all fours barking at people disguised as a dog

  • @Foxy57537
    @Foxy57537 Před 2 lety +2

    Oh my god yes. 2019 should have had this in the game by now.

  • @fedorabread
    @fedorabread Před 2 lety +2

    "A sentry buster has entered the area."
    People playing dog: *R U N*

  • @rega2391
    @rega2391 Před 4 lety +492

    The dog doesn’t die, instead when it’s health goes to 0 it conveniently has it’s teleporter (which is also part of the sentry backpack) take it back to spawn resorting its health too

    • @alechandro89
      @alechandro89 Před 4 lety +30

      Good idea mate

    • @nicodeangelo5842
      @nicodeangelo5842 Před 4 lety +9

      YES

    • @sgtakrillis9490
      @sgtakrillis9490 Před 3 lety +17

      to op. Only if hey add a long cool down that can't be reloaded by any source of ammo

    • @rega2391
      @rega2391 Před 3 lety +52

      No mate, it’s a way for the dog to die without dying

    • @henrystickmin3460
      @henrystickmin3460 Před 3 lety +7

      I have an better idea, The Animal activists take the dog, and send him in the base

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts Před 5 lety +7973

    ᵇᵒʳᵏ⋅

  • @4dimensionalcat
    @4dimensionalcat Před 2 lety +1

    I love how it’s framed as an actual Meet the Team video, original theme and all, but the dog can only bark.

  • @Da_Shark
    @Da_Shark Před 3 lety +2

    This could honestly make a decent class as a support/glass cannon role maybe with locked turning radius as your on four legs to account for being a hyper scout automatic weapons possibly have the guns be more for stunning or pushing enemies around and have high melee damage

  • @nastygumbo8426
    @nastygumbo8426 Před 4 lety +249

    He better have a partner taunt where he sits down wagging his tail until someone taunts in front of him and pets him

  • @peika8324
    @peika8324 Před 5 lety +1453

    The legendary 10th class in tf2
    Also
    All spy main: *heavy breathing*

    • @ervanitaanwar5402
      @ervanitaanwar5402 Před 5 lety +8

      I will kill myself crabs gonna die (fucking dogs are disgusting to me >:[ )

    • @robin-bx9hv
      @robin-bx9hv Před 5 lety +35

      @@ervanitaanwar5402 What is wrong with you? You absolute piece of dog shit.

    • @ZXN0W07F
      @ZXN0W07F Před 5 lety +17

      It’d be funny as hell if Mr.Paladin commented about heavy breathing here

    • @maxvanboven9456
      @maxvanboven9456 Před 5 lety +2

      Valve, make this buddy a thing. Please.

    • @tiagosales3373
      @tiagosales3373 Před 5 lety +6

      @@robin-bx9hv respect him people can even think that a dog is disgusting or a cockroach be cute

  • @lavito_gerason
    @lavito_gerason Před 10 měsíci +1

    the barks is just perfect XD

  • @Vintenuthewizard
    @Vintenuthewizard Před 3 lety +8

    we need this as an actual class

  • @artsyrpent673
    @artsyrpent673 Před 4 lety +774

    "So, I'm the only dog of the pack."
    "Even then, I'm entrusted with a big job: protect anything important so the rest of my pack can keep fighting."
    "But let's keep this straight. My senses are sharper than theirs, and I'm just as strong as any other member."
    "Because of that, my bite is worse than my bark. If I catch you, it's game over pal."
    "I can usually slink around unnoticed, which is bad news when I got you in my sights."
    "Heh, even that rocket maniac was no match for me! With these babies, I'm a missile ready to be launched!"
    "In summary, there's not a single place they can hide to stop me from reaching them. They can't stop me..."
    _"...and neither can you."_

    • @memetime4647
      @memetime4647 Před 4 lety +10

      Is this the subtitle?

    • @artsyrpent673
      @artsyrpent673 Před 4 lety +36

      @@memetime4647 What I depict it as.
      Edit: Every beginning and end of the quote is the barking in-between the clips

    • @memetime4647
      @memetime4647 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh ok then

    • @Thetrueblueberry.5605
      @Thetrueblueberry.5605 Před 4 lety +5

      This would be perfect for him

    • @SFATbuddy
      @SFATbuddy Před 4 lety +5

      how did you know what dog is saying are you dog

  • @nekiguess8304
    @nekiguess8304 Před 3 lety +582

    “Dog too op please nerf”
    *but you can never nerf the dog*

  • @tedgonzalez985
    @tedgonzalez985 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I wish people would use the Guard Dog model in their SFM animations more.

  • @joseluissevillacastro7674
    @joseluissevillacastro7674 Před 9 měsíci +1

    Wth this looks so real ngl tbh ima like this vid looks great plus great outro i respect you hopefully you can make more cool videos like this one

  • @gabrielheinz6845
    @gabrielheinz6845 Před 3 lety +1012

    Guard Dog: *barks*
    Human Language Translation: "I'm a pretty big deal"

  • @tubbyqueen
    @tubbyqueen Před 4 lety +205

    “Woof”
    Translation:
    “And that my friends, is how you paint your teeth red.”

  • @brasil7642
    @brasil7642 Před 2 lety +1

    Hability's: steal heavy snack, can "see" spy, everyone does not wants to hurt you, you have *N O M E R C Y*

  • @daletaylor4242
    @daletaylor4242 Před 2 lety +1

    My god such a good boi, he needs treats, so he steals heavy's snacks

  • @retronyaical
    @retronyaical Před 5 lety +723

    Some people don’t hesitate to shoot a dog.
    (Peta)

    • @briskuet
      @briskuet Před 5 lety +3

      oof

    • @heyj64
      @heyj64 Před 5 lety +41

      Some dogs don't hesitate to shoot a person
      (Mann Co)

    • @retronyaical
      @retronyaical Před 5 lety +6

      heyj64 thats some mother russia logic

    • @biotoxic6301
      @biotoxic6301 Před 5 lety +1

      Call of Duty with Dogs: Hold my beer

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC Před 5 lety +3

      Hikohiro Araki: That's funny. *I've killed more dogs then the exact number of pieces of bread in your lifetime.*

  • @somedonkus5215
    @somedonkus5215 Před 5 lety +213

    If this were the mythical 10th class, I'd die a happy man

    • @nickolascrousillat4265
      @nickolascrousillat4265 Před 5 lety +5

      Not unless peta has something to say about sending a dog to die by a gun heheheheheehe.

    • @suitguy969
      @suitguy969 Před 5 lety

      The 10th Class is canonically dead.

    • @casualspartan4532
      @casualspartan4532 Před 5 lety +2

      @@nickolascrousillat4265 peta has lost whatever little respect people had for them when they pulled that stunt with insulting Steve Irwin.

  • @arkking552
    @arkking552 Před rokem +1

    New class. But instead of a health bar, it has a shield generator that when it runs out, the pup runs away back to the spawn location where the shield recharges and you “respawn”

  • @KevinTheFluffyWolfy
    @KevinTheFluffyWolfy Před 6 měsíci

    I love how none of the Mercs even try to hurt it cause they actually have basic knowledge that you should never hurt an animal, and I respect that, Soldier was the only one who really tried to hurt it.

  • @user-nz2vk9rq6y
    @user-nz2vk9rq6y Před 5 lety +248

    That voice actor is amazing.
    You can feel how he puts all his hearth and soul Into his performance.
    Class A job.
    Who is that guy anyway?

  • @randomguy9305
    @randomguy9305 Před 3 lety +345

    "You know the others on both teams don't appreciate what I can bring to the game. They think I'm just a harmless dog, with sentries attached which do all the work. But that's what I want them to think. You think that 'spy' is a master of deception just you wait until you see the enemy team reactions when seeing me with sentries down. But as soon as the sentries come back up there won't be a face for their reactions to be on. Of course there's the one with that mask... Either he just can't see or he's too smart for my deception. And the other dog knows the same tricks. Which wouldn't be a problem if the team would just upgrade my collar, I'm talking cloaking, a dead ringer, dispenser, teleporter- hell, just one of these could make my job a lot easier. But as always, I bring the brains to a team that doesn't even speak my language."

  • @daletaylor4242
    @daletaylor4242 Před 2 lety +1

    Because he is so neglected sometimes, that he steals heavy's snacks

  • @DEFC0NZER0
    @DEFC0NZER0 Před 2 lety +2

    People say most players wouldn't bring themselves to kill the dog. After gunning down several hordes of dogs trying to kill me in various other games, this problem doesn't apply to me.

  • @ctf_2fort152
    @ctf_2fort152 Před 3 lety +236

    "Dog is a good job mate!"

    • @LargeCoke_Mediumfry
      @LargeCoke_Mediumfry Před 3 lety +7

      Bork

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 Před 3 lety +17

      Challenging work, Being good.
      Guarantee you will get pets, because at the end of the day, as long as a dog and a person left on the planet, someone is going to give someone pets.

    • @elementmanexe8389
      @elementmanexe8389 Před 3 lety +15

      Dad, no, it's not a fursona, it's a dog. Wha- the difference being ones a pet the other a mental sickness

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 Před 3 lety +4

      @@elementmanexe8389 My parents do NOT care for it.

    • @mistylover7398
      @mistylover7398 Před 3 lety +3

      @@nodeloliver6201 I think his mate saw me * 🔫 going off * ya ya ya

  • @comcom3133
    @comcom3133 Před 3 lety +803

    this would be too op because nobody on the other team would bring themselves to kill a dog

    • @nonsensicalhumanoid
      @nonsensicalhumanoid Před 3 lety +121

      I would imagine RIGHT before the dog dies, instead of ragdolling, they simply disappear with a teleporter effect as if they've teleported back to spawn

    • @misschauffarde5112
      @misschauffarde5112 Před 2 lety +15

      That's where you are wrong

    • @thegreatsean4631
      @thegreatsean4631 Před 2 lety +57

      That actually kind of makes me wonder if that would be a problem, would choosing the guard dog give you an advantage over other classes simply because of the psychological impulse to not shoot the doggo

    • @PLASBEZ
      @PLASBEZ Před 2 lety +36

      It's basically a Scout but with a sentry on his back and the ability to grab pickup-items.
      It honestly should be a special Gamemode instead of a playable character

    • @thegreatsean4631
      @thegreatsean4631 Před 2 lety +4

      @@PLASBEZ I disagree with you, sure it would be fast like a Scout but it wouldn't have the same damage output, it would be a support class and it would not be able to hold its own in a fight very well, I would say the Spy would need a buff so as to not let the guard dog bully him too much but I don't think that it needs to be a new game mode the guard dog would work very seamlessly as a 10th class

  • @jbognar222
    @jbognar222 Před 3 lety +2

    damn we really need one of these in the next update!

  • @CyberSkuII
    @CyberSkuII Před 10 měsíci +1

    Traits for the dog:
    (Gonna be a lot)
    Low health (think spy or scout level. Maybe even lower since he’ll have a much smaller hurtbox. Maybe 100)
    Above average speed (as another said slightly slower then scout and only gets one jump so Scout still has the monopoly there)
    Spy Scent (How this would work is like being near a family member in Texas Chainsaw. When I’m a small radius around a spy the edges of your screen with change into your team color)
    Base Weapons:
    Machine gun: These side turrets fire like an smg but has ammo similar to a minigun. Best in mid to short range and is best for closing the distance as your charging an enemy
    Bitedown: The dog does a small lunge forward while biting. I’d it hits an ammo or health kit it will pick it up and will change colors to the corresponding team. When doing this the dog can’t use it but anyone on the dogs team can use it simply by being within a small radius of the dog. If the dog dies while holding a crate it will remain for a short while before reverting back to its original place and in that time anyone can use it. If the lunge bites a player it will trap them as the dog bites onto their leg. 2 things happen during this. 1: the dog growls loudly, a way to alert nearby players that he’s trapped them. Spies will u cloak or transform and nobody can move in this process. 2: a bar will appear at the bottom and is influenced by mashing movement keys. If the trapped player wins they are freed, if the dog wins, they can temporarily drag the player leaving them vulnerable. The captured player can shoot at others and look around but this may lead to distracting you from the bar.
    Melee: it’s simple melee but I imagine the dog will have a higher base damage for it since your goal is to get in close as fast as possible
    Feel free to comment what you think other weapons should be. Like I can see the bitedown being exchanged with like the rocket pounce. I’m exchange for horizontal distance and speed it would make the dog unable to carry any items on his back and if further balancing requires maybe make winning a bitedown more difficult for you

  • @Mr_Accurate
    @Mr_Accurate Před 4 lety +138

    This is actually amazing. He fits in perfectly. I'd be stoked to see him as a new class.

    • @mr_girr3488
      @mr_girr3488 Před 4 lety +5

      He was teased some seven years ago, but the idea was scrapped

    • @squishy_boi2524
      @squishy_boi2524 Před 4 lety +5

      @@mr_girr3488 i mean...
      Dog gib...?
      And some dog owners might get triggered on seeing a dog getting obliterated
      Even if they just poof him to dissapear

    • @usafriptide1719
      @usafriptide1719 Před 4 lety +5

      @@squishy_boi2524 Not only that but now here me out here ... *whispers* Furrys. *cringe* Do you want more OwOs in chat cause this is how you get more OwOs in chat!

    • @thatlittleghostthing
      @thatlittleghostthing Před 4 lety +1

      You know everyone is playing him

    • @treezee6983
      @treezee6983 Před 4 lety +1

      Or maybe a weapon for the engineer that just calls him in

  • @Dannybythebanana
    @Dannybythebanana Před 2 lety

    "This class was never added since nobody wants to shoot a dog"
    Me with an irrational fear of dogs: *Loads shotgun with malicious intent*

  • @Ghostsquid337
    @Ghostsquid337 Před 10 měsíci +1

    If this was in the game you’re practically immortal because LOOKITHIMHESSOFLOOFINCUUUUUTEWHOWOULDHURTHIM

  • @Mar_Marine
    @Mar_Marine Před 5 lety +381

    Guard Dog Class description;
    Fast support class.
    Bring much needed supplies to your team! Instead of picking up drops for yourself, you carry them for others to pick up.
    Use your jetpack to jump wider distances at once!
    Enemy audio cues, such as walking and voice lines, are twice as loud.
    Your secondary fire will mark enemies for death!

    • @awildshinylatias7597
      @awildshinylatias7597 Před 5 lety +32

      When picking up supplies, move 15% slower and deal 25% less damage. Or be unable to fire but gain 10% extra speed

    • @creeperminer125
      @creeperminer125 Před 5 lety +3

      Wouldn't it just cover them in dog Jarate?
      (I know it does the same thing, it just would make more sense imo)

    • @theguardian8432
      @theguardian8432 Před 5 lety +1

      Oh. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

    • @Double_D__
      @Double_D__ Před 5 lety +7

      Oi, don't forget the best mechanic: Guard Dogs can instantly refill a Friendly Sniper's Jarate. Before you ask, you know how.

    • @cooldude6651
      @cooldude6651 Před 5 lety +4

      I think it'd be a fun idea, but I don't think it will be added for these reasons.
      1: doggo cute. Why would you want to shoot doggo?
      2: doggo cannot russian kick dance (easily.)
      3: having an entire class that basically just helps engineers that camp and turtle seems unbalanced.

  • @WayneSmith4267
    @WayneSmith4267 Před 5 lety +644

    I need the Guard Dog as a Playable Character

    • @DarthHavoc1
      @DarthHavoc1 Před 5 lety +44

      Jack-A-lopeysppl One issue there if he did become one you’d have entire teams moving to always protect him instead of the points or intel lol.

    • @Pigeon579
      @Pigeon579 Před 5 lety +5

      Jack here’s the thing. It’s a dog! If you killed the dog you’d be ground upon within the tf2 community

    • @grimmo3936
      @grimmo3936 Před 5 lety +2

      a number two numbers I thin’ he would just put his front left and right paw forward then his front right paw and left paw forward

    • @andrewolson3224
      @andrewolson3224 Před 5 lety +1

      We need the Guard Dog as a Playable Character

    • @benjaminetzel4283
      @benjaminetzel4283 Před 5 lety +3

      A new class would B R E A K the game if not balanced properly.

  • @Binno-akaSome1
    @Binno-akaSome1 Před měsícem

    we need a construction PDA with this fella NOW (also first PDA choice)

  • @merlinfazbeartheinquisitor5747

    Guard Dog is quite the sentry supporter.

  • @got_ric3
    @got_ric3 Před 4 lety +555

    I want his “death” to just be him running back to spawn as his form of respawning

    • @lordfoogthe2st720
      @lordfoogthe2st720 Před 4 lety +46

      If you respawn while he’s respawning, you could see the doggo hangin out by the resupply closet.

    • @redsunsoverparadise
      @redsunsoverparadise Před 4 lety +20

      Im Sad 'Causr in a map if Halloween Is a Tombstone than Says
      R.I.P
      The Tenth Class
      F For The Dog And Rick May

    • @tambassadorifsomewhat192
      @tambassadorifsomewhat192 Před 4 lety +13

      How about the doggo teleports back to spawn with injuries when "killed"

    • @redsunsoverparadise
      @redsunsoverparadise Před 4 lety +6

      @@tambassadorifsomewhat192 Nah,That It Will be sad

    • @amogusinsuster9560
      @amogusinsuster9560 Před 4 lety +2

      How about him getting euthanized

  • @FelixFox1978
    @FelixFox1978 Před měsícem

    Guard Dog At The End Of The Video: Sorry Heavy But This Sandvich Is Needed Elsewhere!!

  • @goldwafflepretzelfilms8150

    Valve should put that in the game and make it:
    - Fireproof
    - Bulletproof
    - Knifeproof
    - SPYproof
    - Damageproof
    Because that dog is very adorable and I DO NOT WANT IT TO DIE.

  • @NoelistAvenger
    @NoelistAvenger Před 3 lety +1090

    Miss Pauling : "They are the Teufort Nine!"
    Guard Dog : "Woof!"
    Miss Pauling : "...And a half!"

    • @damankymuse650
      @damankymuse650 Před 3 lety +38

      And a half??? Make that 10

    • @GoheezyEz
      @GoheezyEz Před 3 lety +59

      More like the Teufort K-Nine!

    • @treyzdakinesole
      @treyzdakinesole Před 2 lety +7

      @@GoheezyEz Bro that got me

    • @metallord6960
      @metallord6960 Před 2 lety +33

      Miss Pauling contract voice lines
      Alright boy, I've got a job for you.
      Guard Dog, they're after the intelligence
      They've got the intelligence boy. Fetch.
      You complete this, and I've got doggy treats with your name on them.
      Aw, who's a good boy? Also, I have a job for you.

    • @ashercd6487
      @ashercd6487 Před rokem +19

      @@metallord6960 rare voice line:
      hey, buddy! me and scout are put here getting dog treats at a store for you. anyways, I got a contract for you! (scout: why does dog food have different flavors, you're not gonna ever taste them) anyways, bye!
      -miss Pauling
      (and scout)

  • @TTMR
    @TTMR Před 5 lety +540

    looks like the enemy team had it ruff

    • @Anomidae
      @Anomidae  Před 5 lety +23

      time for your eternal nap

    • @gumbuk9769
      @gumbuk9769 Před 5 lety +3

      *WHAT* *THE* *FRICK* *DID* *YOU* *JUST* *BRING* *UPON* *THIS* *CURSED* *LAND*

    • @adeveth
      @adeveth Před 5 lety +2

      👉 🚪 Door's right there. Now go.

    • @averageinternetuser2546
      @averageinternetuser2546 Před 5 lety +1

      .__________.

    • @davidnunya1943
      @davidnunya1943 Před 5 lety +3

      I wouldn't worry about Anomidae, everyone knows he's all BARK and no bite.
      I'm so sorry.

  • @glameow12345
    @glameow12345 Před rokem

    our new dog model is taken from high-resolution scans of an actual SEAL team service dog, every detail is replicated right down to the scars on the nose and the tattoo on the ear.

  • @piratekit3941
    @piratekit3941 Před 11 měsíci +1

    I can't imagine how powerful a mini-sentry would be if it could bite you at melee range, run faster than the scout, and sound an alert to the whole team (instead of just the engie). Doggo would literally carry the team.

  • @Woodland_Adventures
    @Woodland_Adventures Před 4 lety +207

    We now need the class "dog" in game. It needs to be a thing now.
    Here's the dogs skills
    >75% Health of Scout
    >Can run where others are forced to crouch
    >Crouch: allows dog to sneak by players completely silent
    >20% Faster than Scout
    >Primary: two mini mobile sentries, or one flamethrower.
    >Secondaries:
    Rocket boost: minor speed or jump boost
    Backpack: can be given to other players as a 50% health/ammo pack
    >Melee:
    Bite: slows enemy down by 5% for 2-6 seconds or indefinatly, if player doesn't let go of attack button, gives enemy "bleeding" for 5 seconds, takes 20% of enemies health.
    >when carrying Intel, Dog can NOT use melee (dog carries intel in mouth)
    >Dog cannot be stock ubercharged
    >Dog can NOT be randomly crit
    >Dog can NOT randomly crit
    >Medic can NOT keep up with Dog
    >Other players can use the Whistle taunt to cause a pop up on the Dog's H.u.D.

    • @Alan_Malgesto
      @Alan_Malgesto Před 3 lety +25

      I love your ideas

    • @summersylvers8188
      @summersylvers8188 Před 3 lety +4

      Me too

    • @studionotfound7414
      @studionotfound7414 Před 3 lety +15

      You forgot:
      NO RANDOM CRITICAL HITS!

    • @Woodland_Adventures
      @Woodland_Adventures Před 3 lety +8

      @@studionotfound7414 oh yeah. Lemme fix that

    • @holdentudix7505
      @holdentudix7505 Před 3 lety +20

      What if the all enemies were marked for death and all friendliest were outlined constantly because of the dogs smell but if it got hit with mad milk it would be stunned/disoriented for 15 seconds

  • @poligaun786
    @poligaun786 Před 3 lety +913

    Great, you totally missed the opportunity to make the icon a bone.

    • @happygamer_18
      @happygamer_18 Před 3 lety +91

      Too similar to engineer’s.
      Wait engineer probably made the sentries on his back.
      Never mind that’s genius.

    • @lewdyandere
      @lewdyandere Před 3 lety +5

      ugh

    • @irarelyupload6930
      @irarelyupload6930 Před 3 lety +4

      Yeah who cares mate

    • @poligaun786
      @poligaun786 Před 3 lety +2

      Actual people. Try having some in your family. You really think you're smart, don't you?

    • @felixthefolf9325
      @felixthefolf9325 Před 3 lety +3

      @@poligaun786 ?

  • @sambaroglio1234
    @sambaroglio1234 Před rokem

    That was cool how you actually 3D animated a dog in there.

  • @SerialDesignationG3071
    @SerialDesignationG3071 Před 4 měsíci

    I now want to see a "Meet Mimi" video, and to maybe see the Guard Dog and Mimi interacting in another video.

  • @Veanixonn_
    @Veanixonn_ Před 3 lety +222

    I would actually like to have this in matches. Imagine Heavy having a taunt where he gives his sandvich to the dog.

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 Před 2 lety +3

      Health is returning to Dog

    • @ashercd6487
      @ashercd6487 Před rokem +14

      cons: dalokohs bar kills dog
      pro: Buffalo steak sandvich restores more hp

    • @a_singular_nugget
      @a_singular_nugget Před rokem +2

      @@ashercd6487 yes

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 Před rokem +6

      There’s an official comic where he feeds sandviches to some guard dogs to tame them so he can see the administrator.

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk Před 5 lety +4937

    He shoot
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He steals heavies snacc
    Edit: Look Ma I’m Popular

  • @Wythyrl
    @Wythyrl Před rokem +1

    i personally think that instead of a class it would be a engi secondary or primary replacement that would be a dog kennel when deployed (like a sentry or dispenser) it could spawn the dog which would be able to sniff out disguised or invisible spy's and hold them in place so the engi could kill said spy.

  • @caellumrevolta2839
    @caellumrevolta2839 Před 2 lety

    Dog surrounded by sentries with a sentry pack on it back. Love it.

  • @mrmcmoustache9615
    @mrmcmoustache9615 Před 4 lety +152

    That dog stole heavy’s sandvich heavy was not angry
    He smiled

  • @Prismate
    @Prismate Před 3 lety +336

    Dog: börk
    Every single cat pyro furry in existence: *screams in mumbles*

  • @Neguise
    @Neguise Před rokem +1

    He has such a way with words.

  • @DhakalBrothers
    @DhakalBrothers Před rokem +1

    Hear me out, belly rub teammate interaction

  • @ducks7015
    @ducks7015 Před 5 lety +119

    It took me a while to understand the random Barking in between scenes was an interview.

  • @SuperNormalMan
    @SuperNormalMan Před 5 lety +171

    Just imagine a server full of those dogs just borking and borfing away.
    It'd be beautiful.

    • @Kyle00047
      @Kyle00047 Před 5 lety +8

      SuperNormalMan And then they do a conga line....

    • @rdzpyrex1086
      @rdzpyrex1086 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Kyle00047 dear God.......

    • @cooldude6651
      @cooldude6651 Před 5 lety +2

      Lazypurple silly servers
      They are fun indeed

    • @CorkScrewDood
      @CorkScrewDood Před 5 lety +1

      SuperNormalMan I mean people spam Medic for the lols so itd be the same but louder lmao.