Batman Didn't Trust Anyone

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  • čas přidán 4. 12. 2022
  • #shorts #batman #restorethesnyderverse

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  • @batsy9071
    @batsy9071  Před rokem +2512

    New batgoat short : czcams.com/users/shortstS4DUZLtqrs?feature=share

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 Před rokem +11

      "Batgoat"-🤓

    • @raiden9589
      @raiden9589 Před rokem +9

      @@sauce903 He is a batgoat doe

    • @elmahdilaroui4812
      @elmahdilaroui4812 Před rokem +17

      Please the name oh this movie ?

    • @sauce903
      @sauce903 Před rokem +1

      @@raiden9589 he ain't no goat that mf a lamb

    • @manusduffy2406
      @manusduffy2406 Před rokem +4

      Anyone know what this song in the background is called I would appreciate it if someone would tell me thanks

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 Před rokem +28606

    Everyone: *teams up against batman*
    Batman: I planned on this.

    • @Honeyhoney-nn4ki
      @Honeyhoney-nn4ki Před rokem +760

      And he really had planned all of this if they r on wrong side all of em

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 Před rokem +325

      @@Honeyhoney-nn4ki Nono, there might be some truth to it. I wanna see it tho. Batman kills the DC universe.

    • @johngona5929
      @johngona5929 Před rokem +242

      ​@@bogustoast22none25 read the Darkest Knights where everything that could go wrong will go wrong, especially for the Batmen and Batwomen out there.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 Před rokem +79

      @@johngona5929 nah, I don’t like those types of comics. No offense, I see the appeal, it’s just not my cup of tea. But thanks for recommending it, I just like more serious but comical styles of writing, if you get what I mean.

    • @a1hernandez30
      @a1hernandez30 Před rokem +9

      😂😂 for real.

  • @danielhaire6677
    @danielhaire6677 Před rokem +17438

    Heroes: shocked
    Villains: "First time?"

  • @burgerbandit3646
    @burgerbandit3646 Před 11 měsíci +12171

    *Cyborg:* "Alright Riddler, time to go."
    *Batman:* "No, I haven't found the last trophy yet."

    • @ironchimp9316
      @ironchimp9316 Před 11 měsíci +491

      You just gave me some terrible flashbacks

    • @ididit2939
      @ididit2939 Před 11 měsíci +114

      😂 oh shit lmao

    • @87Tempests
      @87Tempests Před 11 měsíci +150

      Sooo satifying when you hear the cops take him away 😎

    • @HuntHunt79
      @HuntHunt79 Před 11 měsíci +58

      I’ve yet to gain the courage to get them all😅😂

    • @anveshnidumolu3679
      @anveshnidumolu3679 Před 10 měsíci +29

      Ahmem... last would be at Gotham cave itself.

  • @30owengamer17
    @30owengamer17 Před 6 měsíci +1507

    Me: Batman what is a friend?
    Batman: A friend is an enemy that haven't attacked you yet.

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 Před rokem +39108

    Even Croc was impressed by Batman’s savagery.

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před rokem +1575

      Croc: *ROARS*
      Batman: *scowls*
      Croc: _don’t hoyt me mistuh betmin_

    • @azerdraco3146
      @azerdraco3146 Před rokem +471

      ​@@commandercaptain4664
      The sad thing is that I heard that in the voice of Croc from TAS.

    • @9liveslie-cat-lie129
      @9liveslie-cat-lie129 Před rokem +555

      Impressed, he said man thats low, shaking his head. Thats not being impressed

    • @flexangelo
      @flexangelo Před rokem +177

      boy thats low

    • @Tea12515
      @Tea12515 Před rokem +59

      ​@@commandercaptain4664mistuh wite

  • @TimeSurfer206
    @TimeSurfer206 Před rokem +12282

    Batman doesn't even trust himself.
    Just ask Alfred about "Operation Oh Shit."

    • @bilalrustam8453
      @bilalrustam8453 Před rokem +837

      For himself, he has no contingency plans because he knows Justice league will stop him. Plus there's the batfamily.

    • @leonildalang4467
      @leonildalang4467 Před rokem +334

      ​@@bilalrustam8453 he does have it for himself

    • @boneless1649
      @boneless1649 Před rokem +1016

      ​@@leonildalang4467 he said it himself in another show
      Superman: "you have all these contingency plans for us, but not yourself?"
      Bats: "I do, it's called the justice league."

    • @SordidusFellatio
      @SordidusFellatio Před rokem +427

      @@boneless1649 thats just cheesy af , you know for a fact that he do have contingency plan for himself , but he’s not just going to tell everyone about that genius

    • @insert8006
      @insert8006 Před rokem +480

      @@bilalrustam8453 Batman made a contingency plan named failsafe, designed to activate on its own in case either Batman or the whole league including Batman goes rogue, it also destroyed the entire justice league on its own.

  • @DOOMSlayer6476
    @DOOMSlayer6476 Před 11 měsíci +3757

    sometimes I think the person Batman only trusts is Alfred.

    • @MrShadic999
      @MrShadic999 Před 11 měsíci +462

      Yeah, Alfred's contingency plan probably says "you've lost your way, give up"

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara Před 9 měsíci +696

      @@MrShadic999 If the Justice League goes rogue, Batman stops them. If Batman goes rogue, Alfred stops him. If Alfred goes rogue... we are all fucked.

    • @simpletora7313
      @simpletora7313 Před 9 měsíci +154

      And his adopted kids, most of them anyway. He trust Dick, Barb, and Tim. Idk about Damien or Orphan and while he respects Jason he def doesn’t trust him

    • @ray6240
      @ray6240 Před 8 měsíci +105

      The flash. One of the few heroes that he actually has complete respect for and likely trusts more than anyone else in the JL.

    • @nelevenchts
      @nelevenchts Před 8 měsíci +21

      ​ @MrShadic999 actually no. There was some instance where Batman turned into a werewolf or something and Alfred killed him with his shotgun.
      Update: Was the Dceased series.

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio Před 11 měsíci +501

    "You uploaded it the day we met."
    "The day you met me, you mean."

  • @diotheboomer8244
    @diotheboomer8244 Před rokem +57561

    Cyborg : *growling in pain*
    Wonder Women : aRe yOu HuRt?

  • @Fishmorph
    @Fishmorph Před rokem +3105

    Croc was like, "You see what we have to deal with?"

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 Před 6 měsíci +291

      Croc really hit them with "You realize that a regular human beating us up requires some pretty loose morals outside of no killing right?"

    • @bigbraz
      @bigbraz Před 6 měsíci +25

      😮... 😂 That's hilarious.

    • @josemarquez4760
      @josemarquez4760 Před 6 měsíci +11

      Lol. So true. It was funny. Loved it

    • @omegabkg
      @omegabkg Před 5 měsíci +18

      Dude I just picked up my coffee as I walked off read in your comment and I seriously just choked on my own saliva and almost fell over trying to recover and breathe

    • @omegabkg
      @omegabkg Před 5 měsíci +7

      That took a moment to be able to recover from laughing but it's funny because it's true

  • @PDDx36
    @PDDx36 Před 11 měsíci +372

    Killer Croc realizing his enemy is more cold blooded than him is just too funny.😂

    • @nowfilspark3177
      @nowfilspark3177 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Which movie is this?

    • @PDDx36
      @PDDx36 Před 11 měsíci +8

      @@nowfilspark3177 Injustice

    • @Nero-mp4bg
      @Nero-mp4bg Před měsícem

      I wouldn't call Batman cold-blooded, more calculating and foresighted.

  • @jonathansalvatore222
    @jonathansalvatore222 Před rokem +1401

    This is the guy who has a plan within a plan within a backup plan.

    • @Seriph7
      @Seriph7 Před 8 měsíci +11

      Except for when he went to the court of owls

    • @RicardoSantos-oz3uj
      @RicardoSantos-oz3uj Před 7 měsíci +7

      I would be interesting to see Batman vs David Xanatos.

    • @fun2watch919
      @fun2watch919 Před 6 měsíci +2

      And another back up plan for a backup plan and if nothing goes as plan then alfred ❤❤

    • @sibamsaha786
      @sibamsaha786 Před 6 měsíci +4

      Sounds like PLANCEPTION

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před 6 měsíci

      This is also the guy whos plan to take himself out if he ever goes evil, is the team he has all the weaknessess of.

  • @josephcave6684
    @josephcave6684 Před rokem +4417

    Cyborg: You uploaded it the day we met.
    Batman: No it was the day you met me.

    • @syna6622
      @syna6622 Před rokem +104

      Lmao true

    • @georgemouanetry8158
      @georgemouanetry8158 Před rokem +28

      😂😂😄

    • @dmanimousprime3858
      @dmanimousprime3858 Před rokem +33

      Lol on that one! Perfect.

    • @Tidnro
      @Tidnro Před rokem +9

      That literally means the same thing.

    • @HollowWorks
      @HollowWorks Před rokem +167

      ​@@Tidnro the joke was that batman already knew about cyborg before cyborg had ever met batman. Batman knew EVERYTHING about cyborgs personal life.

  • @hentainokami7007
    @hentainokami7007 Před rokem +6215

    Batman leaving a data stamp on the virus is basically him saying, “You’ve already found out, but I’ll give you the privilege of knowing when you fucked around” 😂😂😂

  • @ElisaSarah
    @ElisaSarah Před rokem +748

    you know you're messed up when even Killer Croc shakes his head disapprovingly.

    • @Noah-bi4ll
      @Noah-bi4ll Před rokem +18

      Oh yes, because we can take a murderers faked consciousness as a matter of what's right and wrong? How about look at the situation and realise that Batman was right to have done it.

    • @ElisaSarah
      @ElisaSarah Před rokem +30

      @@Noah-bi4ll r/woooosh

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před 6 měsíci

      From what I understand, Killer Croc is actually pretty respectable.

    • @Soulful_Sorrow
      @Soulful_Sorrow Před 6 měsíci +2

      And they say Superman was the villain here

    • @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit
      @fuckthisstupidasshandleshit Před 5 měsíci

      @@Noah-bi4ll You mean the situation where Bane stole his ideas and nearly killed all of them?

  • @DarxideGarrison
    @DarxideGarrison Před 6 měsíci +71

    When a guy who dwells in the sewers says "Boy, that's low", it hits different 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bonewavy
    @bonewavy Před rokem +4465

    you know it’s low when a villain that eats people says it is 💀

    • @ND7M
      @ND7M Před rokem +14

      What's the show or movie name?

    • @ND7M
      @ND7M Před rokem +5

      What's the show or movie name?

    • @joel3683
      @joel3683 Před rokem +94

      It's not even that bad, he didn't even know him when he first met him, with all that power he can be a potential world ending threat, he'd be dumb not to do that, I mean look at who we're talking about here. Cyborg can have access to all of the nuclear codes In the world and boom bye bye everyone.

    • @qwirt909
      @qwirt909 Před rokem +4

      @@ND7M injustice

    • @Prometheus715
      @Prometheus715 Před rokem

      ​@@ND7M injustice 2021

  • @thatguyjared8560
    @thatguyjared8560 Před rokem +14910

    The implication that Batman had a full understanding of how to exploit Cyborg’s operating system from day 1 makes this even more impressive

    • @anon123214
      @anon123214 Před rokem +135

      (looks at likes)
      I'm sorry, little one...

    • @davidtucker9498
      @davidtucker9498 Před rokem +504

      Or, more unbelievably eye rolling...
      Oh yeah, Batman had a working knowledge of alien tech, and the programing language he'd never even heard of, on the day that they met...
      Riiiiiiight...

    • @ChaosBadger04
      @ChaosBadger04 Před rokem

      ​@@davidtucker9498 That's what I'm saying it's so fucking stupid and people really eat this shit up

    • @andrewd1131
      @andrewd1131 Před rokem +646

      @@davidtucker9498 it could be there first meeting doesn’t mean it’s when Batman first became aware of him.

    • @frostbitedragon9
      @frostbitedragon9 Před rokem +111

      Wow great *_-plot armour-_* writing

  • @IraAirFTL
    @IraAirFTL Před 10 měsíci +127

    When Batman spills coffee on his belt and half the league gets incapacitated

  • @user-gf9vb7wj4v
    @user-gf9vb7wj4v Před 8 měsíci +102

    "The one who stays quiet is the one who learns more."

  • @countrycoffeecup7772
    @countrycoffeecup7772 Před rokem +1798

    I love how Killer Croc literally just said "boy, that's low." In the words of the Joker from _Lego Batman 2: DC Super Heroes,_ "did not expect that"

    • @holyfamilycrusader3512
      @holyfamilycrusader3512 Před rokem +3

      And Croc eats people lol😂😂😂

    • @domvasta
      @domvasta Před 11 měsíci +1

      he says that about the guy who is literally ruining his friendships and risking his life to ensure that a mutant crocodile murderer is treated humanely, receives medical and psychiatric treatment and is allowed visitors, rather than just thrown into a hole at the bottom of the ocean and forgotten about.

  • @degov5
    @degov5 Před rokem +11947

    Everyone: "omg, batman has had plans in place to incapacitate us since we met? How cold"
    As they're currently proving exactly why it was necessary

    • @dreynoso8561
      @dreynoso8561 Před rokem +161

      Havent seen this. What's it called

    • @ltfamily8577
      @ltfamily8577 Před rokem +279

      ​@@dreynoso8561 injustice

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Před rokem +793

      Right? He told him to stand down. Cyborg fucked around and found out.

    • @EphemeralCreature0
      @EphemeralCreature0 Před rokem +266

      @@dreynoso8561 Recommend you watch the synopsis of the Injustice Games/Comics. The movie did an awful job of telling the story

    • @luckyassassin1
      @luckyassassin1 Před rokem +90

      He's had a plan for everyone since day one.

  • @tompalmer4544
    @tompalmer4544 Před 8 měsíci +55

    "Can't afford trust, it'll get you killed Terry" old Bruce Wayne

  • @OMEGA-00000
    @OMEGA-00000 Před rokem +79

    Heroes: worried about cyborg
    Crock who is an actual villain: shocked at batman's brutality

    • @tbnrwolff3354
      @tbnrwolff3354 Před měsícem

      If your definition of a hero is an authoritarian dictator then yes I guess the heroes are worried about cyborg but if your definition of a hero is you know someone who saves people and does the right thing then it would be the villains instead that are worried about cyborg considering he was one of them

  • @warriorxd2847
    @warriorxd2847 Před rokem +2426

    "Boy that's low."- Killer Croc, 2021🐊

  • @tiseril
    @tiseril Před rokem +1440

    Batman's superpower is being the show's screenwriter.

  • @NARUTOUZUMAKI-gd8ds
    @NARUTOUZUMAKI-gd8ds Před 6 měsíci +23

    You know its bad when villain is terrified

  • @mal1362
    @mal1362 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Batman is willing to do some real diabolical shit to his friends but not his villains lmao

  • @Cruddy129
    @Cruddy129 Před rokem +10067

    Funny how Batman makes contingency plans literally since the first day they met, yet he cant contain nor make contingency plans for the joker

    • @likea8896
      @likea8896 Před rokem +1599

      Too unpredictable

    • @judaihyuga
      @judaihyuga Před rokem +1992

      Not for lack of trying. The Joker's as smart as him and way more unpredictable.

    • @sefmashracky7334
      @sefmashracky7334 Před rokem +761

      ​@@likea8896 the joker is human knock him out that's his contingency plan

    • @Juan-wt9br
      @Juan-wt9br Před rokem +654

      Tbh there's no limit to joker's creativity he can do like anything which cannot even be predicted

    • @sefmashracky7334
      @sefmashracky7334 Před rokem +120

      @@Juan-wt9br then outsmart him the knock him out

  • @tamimbhuiyan9391
    @tamimbhuiyan9391 Před rokem +35894

    Batman be thinking 36387383 ways of neutralising you the second he meets you. Edit: DAMNNNN WTF SO MANY LIKES I DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL THANKS GUYS💯

    • @prview4708
      @prview4708 Před rokem +1158

      Goku-I wanna fight
      Batman-I gonna neutralise

    • @fmayolo2279
      @fmayolo2279 Před rokem

      Yeah it’s fucked up. He’s an asshole

    • @Johansolos
      @Johansolos Před rokem +122

      @@saadi604 dont shit here

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 Před rokem +548

      @@prview4708 Batman poisoned Goku's food last week

    • @arceusdominus2612
      @arceusdominus2612 Před rokem +67

      Triple that to the third power XD

  • @tuheenhabiba
    @tuheenhabiba Před rokem +742

    Nightwing didn't betray him but his blood son did.
    That's why Dick is the best son and Nightwing is Batman's greatest successor

    • @matthewkreps3352
      @matthewkreps3352 Před 11 měsíci +46

      Terry Mcguiness would like a word.

    • @mandarkastronomonov2962
      @mandarkastronomonov2962 Před 11 měsíci +29

      @@matthewkreps3352 Grayson all the way.

    • @Mediados
      @Mediados Před 11 měsíci

      Damien that little shit

    • @omni0414
      @omni0414 Před 11 měsíci +63

      terry will always be the best batman successor, dick is nightwing. he doesnt want to be batman

    • @OilyAnimal3
      @OilyAnimal3 Před 10 měsíci +5

      ​@@omni0414I feel like they always go back and forth with him wanting to and not wanting to maybe more. So not wanting to nowadays though I'm not sure

  • @Darkcroc682
    @Darkcroc682 Před 4 měsíci +4

    killer croc: oh, thats low

  • @stevenbrown1762
    @stevenbrown1762 Před rokem +4160

    It makes you wonder if batman really joined the jla for backup or he joined to find out everyone's weaknesses first

    • @reggiehigh22
      @reggiehigh22 Před rokem +147

      Yes

    • @thefinalday5858
      @thefinalday5858 Před rokem +225

      He found their weakness then joined jla

    • @ucbuiminh4651
      @ucbuiminh4651 Před rokem +156

      I think he's there just to make sure none of them members go rogue lol

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 Před rokem +111

      In comics history I think it was around the time when Superman nearly killed him while under Maxwell Lord's influence.
      I mean your best friend nearly killing you cause he wasn't being cautious of his influence and power would probably be traumatizing enough. But then there's also that time other members brainwashed Batman to forget them labotomizing Dr Light in revenge.
      Oh and Diana killing Maxwell Lord to prevent him from controlling Superman, In comics Batman was absolutely angry at them both though I feel like in better writing hands he'd know she'd lost any other choice, the kicker might be that she doesn't show any regret and it might be something he fears.

    • @joephillips9132
      @joephillips9132 Před 11 měsíci +9

      Both

  • @shreshthdogra4827
    @shreshthdogra4827 Před rokem +10609

    Batman don't trust anyone except Alfred 🤣

    • @Bobby-lh2sx
      @Bobby-lh2sx Před rokem +698

      Probably have a contingency plan for alfred

    • @a1morrison290
      @a1morrison290 Před rokem +522

      @@Bobby-lh2sx yeah cos seeing Alfred’s origin story he even seems dangerous as fuck

    • @Juan-wt9br
      @Juan-wt9br Před rokem

      ​@@Bobby-lh2sx nah alfred is a manipulator i can feel it in my balls

    • @red_hornet56
      @red_hornet56 Před rokem +404

      ​@@a1morrison290 bro kicked superman 's ass 💀💀💀

    • @Wheee135
      @Wheee135 Před rokem +117

      ​@@Bobby-lh2sx tbh it's probably just time, so he just gotta wait it out till Alfred dies.

  • @almi8151
    @almi8151 Před 11 měsíci +111

    Batmans persistence in having an off switch for everyone including himself is one of the best aspects of his character imo

    • @damionlie332
      @damionlie332 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Worst**

    • @NekoKiller777
      @NekoKiller777 Před 8 měsíci +3

      For green lantern all he needs to do is pull up his fucking Phone with a yellow wallpaper

    • @carinhatube3727
      @carinhatube3727 Před 6 měsíci +6

      ​@@damionlie332Yeah, let's forget that one time Omni Man decimated his entire team "for no reason".
      *And people still call Batman paranoid.*

    • @robertlombardo8437
      @robertlombardo8437 Před 6 měsíci

      It's gotten to be the most overused and most annoying, in my opinion. It's become a joke.

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 Před 6 měsíci

      It fits his character so well and makes him feel like he's an actual main player when it comes to Justice League stuff.

  • @solaireofastora5999
    @solaireofastora5999 Před 6 měsíci +8

    Batman's contingency plan is basically "If you exist then you're fucked"

  • @RealMoai
    @RealMoai Před rokem +2959

    I swear, get that freaking utility belt and you're omnipotent.

    • @verdantwraith987
      @verdantwraith987 Před rokem +173

      Some of his villains thought the same, then they found out it's not that easy.

    • @RealMoai
      @RealMoai Před rokem +111

      ​@@verdantwraith987 cuz He's Batman

    • @andreasharrilafuma2019
      @andreasharrilafuma2019 Před 11 měsíci +77

      Good effing luck getting your hands on that belt. Batman is a 'touch me not'!

    • @manuelhernandez2017
      @manuelhernandez2017 Před 11 měsíci +67

      "How can you have everything in a utility belt!"
      -Krusty the Clown

    • @omnivice14
      @omnivice14 Před 11 měsíci +49

      Villain: "Behold! I have Batman's utility belt and all it's...! Shark Repellent?"
      Batman: "Wrong utility belt."

  • @dwaynefiame1269
    @dwaynefiame1269 Před rokem +17067

    Killer croc like dang that's low

  • @theauditor3224
    @theauditor3224 Před 11 měsíci +7

    "Are you hurt"
    "No im horny. YES IM FUCKING HURT"

  • @darthdragonborn1076
    @darthdragonborn1076 Před 6 měsíci +6

    People gonna give batman crap but the current situation in this shows he was right to have countermeasures

  • @derrickbanks124
    @derrickbanks124 Před rokem +511

    If your name isn’t Alfred..Batman doesn’t trust you.

  • @xymos7807
    @xymos7807 Před rokem +1722

    Even Darkseid was taken back by Batman's ruthlessness.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir Před rokem +193

      "An _admirable_ quality."

    • @denverkenyon3203
      @denverkenyon3203 Před rokem +41

      @@Thoralmirah you gotta say it like a rich guy or someone of status who looks down on everyone else

    • @GabrielMichaelDels
      @GabrielMichaelDels Před rokem +33

      ​@@denverkenyon3203 I mean, it definitely fits Darkseid's character.

    • @zaybruh
      @zaybruh Před rokem +9

      that was Killer Croc

    • @ee-jm2tt
      @ee-jm2tt Před rokem +35

      @@zaybruh I think they’re talking about a different movie, where Darkseid was impressed with how ruthless and cold the Dark Knight was.

  • @fishertheadore6095
    @fishertheadore6095 Před 6 měsíci +2

    When even Killer Croc doesn't approve.

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Batman: you really think I was paranoid I really thought it would be when you might be hacked really

  • @kevenmonge1390
    @kevenmonge1390 Před rokem +725

    Even Croc was like: damn…not even the heroes can’t catch a break from Batman

  • @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842
    @donatodiniccolodibettobardi842 Před 9 měsíci +4

    Batman really puts "zero" into Zero Day Vulnerability.

  • @slimshady1778
    @slimshady1778 Před rokem +110

    Batman: Tortures his own teammates
    This guy: Sigma edit.

    • @miniaturejayhawk8702
      @miniaturejayhawk8702 Před 11 měsíci +12

      1. You have to show them who is boss
      2. Cyborg was clearly out of line here

    • @HarshalPatil-oe2is
      @HarshalPatil-oe2is Před 10 měsíci +4

      So sad !
      Do it again

    • @omarsimms4542
      @omarsimms4542 Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@miniaturejayhawk8702batman not the boss of shit

    • @random-qj6ih
      @random-qj6ih Před 5 měsíci

      What did Cyborg do for Batman to put Cyborg in excrutiating pain 💀

    • @random-qj6ih
      @random-qj6ih Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@omarsimms4542In the comics he beat the entire JL standing ontop of the pile of bodies of literal gods showing who's boss. He also somehow killed Plastic Man lmao thats how broken Batman is

  • @Alberto_Abad
    @Alberto_Abad Před rokem +1520

    JLA - You have a plan for us?
    VILLAINS - Welcome to our bat-world, babes

  • @CDNBreadDogs
    @CDNBreadDogs Před rokem +3478

    That's actually the least low, he did it before he knew you at all so it's not like he betrayed you, and it makes actual logical sense to place a way to subdue everyone you meet. If Batman placed it later on once he knew Cyborg as a friend then it would be betrayal

    • @greendude7650
      @greendude7650 Před rokem +134

      True and I do hate the fact Cyborg joined superman's side (obviously out of cowardly fear like the rest) he was the last person I expected to join the fake @$$ God but then again everything in that universe kinda sucks.

    • @trash-heap3989
      @trash-heap3989 Před rokem +52

      Well, I agree with you to a point, but then he neve disabled the virus after a point at which Cyborg proved his loyalty, and that shows how zero trust Batman has even with dead steadfast allies.

    • @thepanthion
      @thepanthion Před rokem +30

      ​@@trash-heap3989 Cyborg never knew about the virus. He only scanned it after Batman used it.

    • @kunalkashelani585
      @kunalkashelani585 Před rokem +62

      ​@@trash-heap3989Batman's contingency is not just about trust (which in this case Cyborg broke btw), it's about the fact the there could be numerous reasons one could change sides, for example mind control!

    • @ilovewritingessays2017
      @ilovewritingessays2017 Před rokem +1

      Stop trying to rationalize this. If you ever tried subduing someone on the first day you meet them in a work environment you will get your ass fired. You do this in your personal life, no one will want to be with you except the mentally ill that would wind up getting attached only due to stockholm syndrome.
      This is not being vigilant, it's being paranoid. It might work for batman, but trust me it will not work for you.

  • @lilgohan9138
    @lilgohan9138 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Batman really took "Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer" and said "Uno reverse".

    • @noorwarda8963
      @noorwarda8963 Před 9 měsíci

      Which movie is this?
      Can you tell me?

    • @lifeindivine
      @lifeindivine Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@noorwarda8963 Injustice 2021. Great movie.

  • @nabongobong9155
    @nabongobong9155 Před 6 měsíci +2

    When mann even our boi croc got to admit 😔😔

  • @adhiseaman1099
    @adhiseaman1099 Před rokem +259

    "boy, that's low". even Croc admitting Batman's savagery. 😁

  • @imakegachaclubvideos6323
    @imakegachaclubvideos6323 Před rokem +564

    Remember that time in the comics where Batman gave robin the assignment to find the strengths, weaknesses, and how to exploit those weaknesses for each member of the teen titans?

    • @pewdipdie4157
      @pewdipdie4157 Před rokem +2

      So what did he find?

    • @imakegachaclubvideos6323
      @imakegachaclubvideos6323 Před rokem +92

      @@pewdipdie4157 It's in Batman & Robin #2. He only mentions how to take out Speedy and Aqualad before Alfred starts questioning Batman so that's all we know but here's what he says.
      Speedy is the easiest to take down. His power levels are the lowest but that doesn't make him the weakest. He has low self esteem and acts out to compensate which can be exploited and he can be broken easily. Aqualad is the opposite to Roy and likes to be alone and that's the pressure point Robin would hit. Seperate him from the others and water, make him think he's in control, and then turn the tides on him pun intended.

    • @pewdipdie4157
      @pewdipdie4157 Před rokem +9

      @@imakegachaclubvideos6323 thanks

    • @anthonydoe4351
      @anthonydoe4351 Před rokem +13

      No...but I remember Robin dressed up as the red hood giving the T.T members the business for 3 episodes straight.

    • @heisenberg970
      @heisenberg970 Před rokem +7

      @@anthonydoe4351 you mean red x?

  • @okenwaayomikun
    @okenwaayomikun Před 6 měsíci +2

    Even the villain is like 'Boy's got some trust issues😂'

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 Před 11 měsíci +9

    This is the exact reason Batman has the contingency plans. He gets a lot of crap about it, but we’ve seen in this universe alone, why he has them. And he’s not excluded, his contingency is the JL.

  • @kingjayceedagreat5339
    @kingjayceedagreat5339 Před rokem +335

    Mans had the key to his life with one touch of a button..

  • @DamienDarkside
    @DamienDarkside Před rokem +131

    Diana always is the smartest one in the group. Her buddy is screaming in pain, and she asks if he's hurt.

    • @maliege3363
      @maliege3363 Před rokem +2

      bros smart asf 💀💀💀

    • @carpediem9750
      @carpediem9750 Před rokem +3

      😌☕ women

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 Před rokem +6

      She understands that there is a difference between the level of pain and the level of injury. You can cause pain without causing severe injury.

    • @sethv5273
      @sethv5273 Před rokem +1

      @@danielhaire6677 she asked if he’s hurt not if he’s injured

    • @Dark_Trap998
      @Dark_Trap998 Před rokem

      Feminist Demi-God ☕

  • @vincentloydfcordova2747
    @vincentloydfcordova2747 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Bro took never trust anyone to a whole new level

  • @aaravbalan160
    @aaravbalan160 Před rokem +6

    Never forget Batman has a contingency plan for every thing

  • @anthonydoe4351
    @anthonydoe4351 Před rokem +332

    When the prisoner in the room thinks you went to far...😂🤣😅

    • @prisoner__24601
      @prisoner__24601 Před rokem +5

      Killer Croc

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Před rokem

      There was a time that the Joker met a red-handed compadre, when he was getting along with real good. But then the Joker separated himself from the friend, because even the Joker has lines he won't cross and being friends with a Nazi is not something that the Joker wants.

    • @prisoner__24601
      @prisoner__24601 Před rokem

      @@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Red Skull

  • @PyroGothNerd
    @PyroGothNerd Před rokem +45

    Even Killer Croc thought that was messed up

  • @db4140
    @db4140 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I like that croc says "boy that's low" impressed by batman savagery

  • @Human117BillyPlus
    @Human117BillyPlus Před 9 měsíci +4

    Batman needs to run for president. You dont need to be a world ending threat, you just need a questionable sense of humor, and the best lawyer’s money can buy

  • @Graspsyoutube
    @Graspsyoutube Před rokem +841

    Even the enemie knew

    • @LordScrungl
      @LordScrungl Před rokem

      bro please learn how to spell this is just sad to look at

    • @nazbmn242
      @nazbmn242 Před rokem +3

      @@LordScrungl what’s so sad is that you cared this much.

    • @10easilyamused
      @10easilyamused Před rokem

      @@nazbmn242lol he deleted his comment

    • @10easilyamused
      @10easilyamused Před rokem

      Enemy*

    • @LordScrungl
      @LordScrungl Před rokem

      @@10easilyamused no its still there

  • @EXPLORERX1234
    @EXPLORERX1234 Před rokem +253

    That's hilarious how the one guy just said dang that's low 😂

    • @neurohexis2819
      @neurohexis2819 Před rokem +3

      Killer croc i'm pretty sure, could be wrong

    • @rice8940
      @rice8940 Před rokem +1

      ​@@neurohexis2819 nah u right

  • @LCBombat
    @LCBombat Před 6 měsíci +1

    Gets absolutely fried.
    Wonder Woman: Are you hurt?

  • @gaminggodforever7945
    @gaminggodforever7945 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Killer Croc's reaction at the end before the clip cut off had me dying

  • @luiseduardotalamantes4860

    When Batman gives you an order, you do not ignore him.

  • @ColossalReaperN7
    @ColossalReaperN7 Před rokem +250

    These are the exact reasons why Batman does these things, he always prepares for people to turn

    • @AspectNoir999
      @AspectNoir999 Před rokem

      Would've thought you'd want to be the Harbinger reaper

    • @ColossalReaperN7
      @ColossalReaperN7 Před rokem +1

      @@AspectNoir999 the reapers are described as being Colossal in size so

    • @davideogamer8086
      @davideogamer8086 Před rokem +3

      but he also has such an ego he thinks it will take the entire league to stop him if he became evil. seems superpowers makes people weaker in dc.

    • @ltfamily8577
      @ltfamily8577 Před rokem +1

      ​@@davideogamer8086 I mean he has a contingency plan for all of them. Even if he does go down I am sure he will take a few of them with him. They need the league to take him down.

    • @davideogamer8086
      @davideogamer8086 Před rokem +4

      @@ltfamily8577 let me guess his plans also never fail? ill never like batman myself for that reason, but also i dont judge if people do like him, i just dont. also i think he does have a superpower, durability, he is a regular human but the stuff he gets gets hit with would at least cripple any "human" if he is.

  • @Rodneytheproducer1986
    @Rodneytheproducer1986 Před 6 měsíci +1

    When killer croc says something like that, you know, you have messed up.😂

  • @erinboateng5961
    @erinboateng5961 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Croc’s commentary🤣
    I’m freaking done-

  • @OnlyFun-xd5tl
    @OnlyFun-xd5tl Před rokem +206

    Croc's reaction was legit😂😂😂😂 like bruh that's low

  • @DogeRider985
    @DogeRider985 Před rokem +104

    When villain even that low to you mean you really beyond their level 😅

  • @SomeKrieger
    @SomeKrieger Před 11 měsíci +2

    Batman got a gun to everyone’s head the day he meets them

  • @Baddaby
    @Baddaby Před 6 měsíci +1

    lmao from the thumbnail I thought that Superman had a samurai bun hair

  • @kierancooper404
    @kierancooper404 Před rokem +19

    Batman has worse trust issues than I do

  • @huzaifausman4346
    @huzaifausman4346 Před rokem +21

    Superman's reaction is priceless. Dude is just straight up HORRIFIED😂

  • @obaydahshajrawi1922
    @obaydahshajrawi1922 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Alfred is the backup plan if he goes the wrong path basically , he keeps plans for everything

  • @tristar9998
    @tristar9998 Před 10 měsíci +1

    When batman gives you a chance, you take it.

  • @patrickfahey1367
    @patrickfahey1367 Před rokem +192

    Even croc was like "damn G thats foul"💀

  • @chaos3088
    @chaos3088 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Batman is actually a psychopath too, he doesn't trust anyone n prepare for the worst.

  • @Maninawig
    @Maninawig Před rokem +21

    To be fair, his no killing policy is proof that he doesn't trust himself either.

    • @bobbie_nolimit5109
      @bobbie_nolimit5109 Před 6 měsíci +3

      That's true cause sometimes he gets carried away and if that happens, then your dead

  • @critcal
    @critcal Před rokem +77

    You know it's bad when killer croc feels bad for you.

  • @bootleggaming365
    @bootleggaming365 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Out of all members of the justice league,Cyborg is definitely one that should be placed on a short lease. All it takes is one bad day and it's the Terminators or Ultron all over again. And the saddest part about it is,poor Victor wouldn't even know it's happening until it's to late. That's how advance his cybernetics are. They could even out smart him,just look at Grid for example💯

  • @Scarshadow666
    @Scarshadow666 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Damn, even Killer Croc was like "that's cold buddy"! 0_0

  • @theone1prodigy
    @theone1prodigy Před rokem +132

    The funny part is they be so shocked that Batman has a contingency plan for them. I mean, come on, you got think about it, you guys are the most powerful beings on a planet that can go off the rail or be mind controlled at any point, and you expect people to not be scared of you in no way, shape or form or have some type of plan for you.

    • @maximillian875
      @maximillian875 Před 11 měsíci

      C’mon, you have to ThInK pOsItIvE. tHaT wOuLd NEVER hApPeN tO tHeM. Exactly why they’re all idiots compared to him.

    • @stalinbeballin9711
      @stalinbeballin9711 Před 11 měsíci +20

      They're just mad that the silly rich man with a mask can beat them with a press of a button

    • @yourevilhalf1413
      @yourevilhalf1413 Před 9 měsíci +3

      If he really feels that way he can always work alone. Trust works both ways.

    • @channeled.
      @channeled. Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@yourevilhalf1413he's done it so many times

    • @yourevilhalf1413
      @yourevilhalf1413 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@channeled. Then he needs to stay gone

  • @MaybeDHitHim
    @MaybeDHitHim Před rokem +20

    Robin's in the back like, "damn, Pop. You ain't have to do him like that".

  • @piercepatterson9274
    @piercepatterson9274 Před 11 měsíci +1

    You know you messed up when killer croc calls you put.

  • @KRziin
    @KRziin Před 2 měsíci

    Croc was like "dang now thats what you call decisiveness"

  • @darkfalcon9
    @darkfalcon9 Před rokem +50

    🤣🤣 Killer Croc shaking his head "Boy, that's low"

  • @thibautisserant
    @thibautisserant Před rokem +47

    As Batman puts it, he'd be completely powerless to stop any member of the Justice League if they were to dive into unhinged violence. And that can happen for many reasons, from mind control, to grief-fueled rage, including idealism.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 Před rokem

      >Mind Control
      Ah, yes, I too remember the arc where Superman was mind-controlled into doing a porno with another JLA member who was also married to another member of the JLA.

    • @dbc7476
      @dbc7476 Před 11 měsíci

      @@passingrando6457 What?

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@dbc7476 yeah, Supes and Big Barda got mind controlled by a minor servant of Darkseid once. Even better, guy sent a copy to Big Barda's husband.
      Even Darkseid's reaction at the time amounted to "wtf is wrong with you?".

  • @JKSaint707
    @JKSaint707 Před 3 měsíci +2

    NeuroLink users when they have an unpopular opinion

  • @torquetheprisoner
    @torquetheprisoner Před rokem +1

    the thumb nail for this looks like superman just had an idea

  • @kettleshades7873
    @kettleshades7873 Před rokem +149

    “Are you hurt?” No butch I just felt like screaming on the floor with electricity coming out of my body

  • @IAMHIM1213
    @IAMHIM1213 Před rokem +12

    Even the villan said that's low💀💀💀💀

  • @ribbythepartyfrogii
    @ribbythepartyfrogii Před 6 měsíci +1

    *Don’t fuck with my boy Riddler*

  • @Dann_Palkarr
    @Dann_Palkarr Před měsícem

    "Boy, that's low." - Killer Croc.

  • @djgemini4723
    @djgemini4723 Před rokem +47

    When killer Croc, is flabbergasted....

  • @realjohnlove
    @realjohnlove Před rokem +119

    Lmfaaaaaaaaoooooo “you updated it the day we met” and the messed up part is Batman was right not to trust him lmao

    • @genkki4776
      @genkki4776 Před 7 měsíci +5

      Facts!😂

    • @joshuaarnett762
      @joshuaarnett762 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Like, say what you will, but the man has contingencies for the JLA going rogue, LIKE THEY ACTIVELY WERE. like you literally proved why he was correct to do this.