How Batman even manages his Sleep?

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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2023
  • The Dark Knight, through his intensive training, has mastered the art microsleep a brief periods of unconsciousness, without his conscious awareness. While microsleep poses real-life dangers, Batman employs this ability to enhance his problem-solving skills.
    Motivated by a tragic past, Batman with his intelligence, physical prowess, and an array of gadgets combats crime in Gotham City.
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  • @Below-Zero_official
    @Below-Zero_official Před rokem +33912

    People that wanted to be Batman irl: 💀

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před 11 měsíci

      His diet alone will kill you

    • @ScottMcMaster-er4xj
      @ScottMcMaster-er4xj Před 10 měsíci +1058

      If you make the naps 45 min in length and take them frequently enough to add to 7 or 8 hours a day, then you actually will feel great. A full REM cycle = 45 min. You would be waking at the naturally easiest point of each cycle.

    • @lyg483
      @lyg483 Před 10 měsíci +861

      The parents of those people: 💀💀

    • @baskpro8232
      @baskpro8232 Před 10 měsíci +249

      I’ve tried this and failed but can do 2 naps 1-3 Hours each day.
      Can’t get REM to activate when I want it to 😅

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 Před 10 měsíci +88

      ​@@ScottMcMaster-er4xj I need to work on my napping habitinr tend to be 20-30 minutes I don't get slot of rem sleep probably why I suffer migraine

  • @JPooger
    @JPooger Před 9 měsíci +10744

    Micro sleep in comics: i am rested and sharper of mind.
    Micro sleep irl: complete cognative breakdown

    • @kirbyis4ever
      @kirbyis4ever Před 9 měsíci +636

      Heart disease when you dont sleep properly: 💃🕺

    • @reke9942
      @reke9942 Před 9 měsíci +227

      Discombobulate

    • @aishi_rei
      @aishi_rei Před 9 měsíci +66

      Me: *slept late for more than 8 years*

    • @Dagrizzb
      @Dagrizzb Před 9 měsíci +42

      Total destruction with an 18 wheeler.

    • @grozzarkazoku8757
      @grozzarkazoku8757 Před 9 měsíci +54

      Yeah this sounds neat until you do research batman is going to die from this.

  • @animadoarts5123
    @animadoarts5123 Před 9 měsíci +5156

    In animated movies he
    sleeps good 8hrs.
    Works good 8 hrs.
    Fights good 8 hrs.

    • @Space_Ghost_Hunter
      @Space_Ghost_Hunter Před 8 měsíci +138

      Why I've been mostly watching these lately...

    • @RikkSpencer
      @RikkSpencer Před 6 měsíci +515

      Bruce is supposed to be in “peak physical condition”; built like Chris Bumstead, but with the cardiovascular conditioning of a CrossFit athlete.
      It is physically impossible (as in defies the laws of physics) for a person to achieve that without 7-9 CONSECUTIVE hours of sleep, on a consistent basis. If all you’re doing is “Micro napping” a few times a day (even if it totals up to several hours), then your body will begin to deteriorate pretty quickly, and your cognitive functioning goes along with it.
      The whole “micro napping” thing pushes Batman into the territory of “super-human”; which kind of takes away from his character IMO. Batman, needs his rest - he’s only human.

    • @kylermichael3972
      @kylermichael3972 Před 6 měsíci +97

      @@RikkSpencerI hear what you are saying but it’s a comic book.

    • @popeye697
      @popeye697 Před 6 měsíci +78

      ​@@RikkSpencerhe mostly sleeps during the day despite what this video says

    • @sp123
      @sp123 Před 6 měsíci +61

      ​@@RikkSpencer Kobe Bryant used to sleep 4 hours a day in his prime, but he was on Ritalin (confirmed in his autopsy).
      Micronapping makes more sense if we assume Batman is taking steroids

  • @ThatGirlYouForgot
    @ThatGirlYouForgot Před 9 měsíci +6327

    You know how youre always the most motivated and have the best ideas right before bed? That's Batman 24/7.

    • @Tweakkkkkk
      @Tweakkkkkk Před 5 měsíci +61

      Too real 😂

    • @kixxenwalla167
      @kixxenwalla167 Před 4 měsíci +93

      Completely real lol.
      Just last night I was trying to sleep and, for some reason, thought of how time travel doesn't usually account for the fact that everything in space is constantly moving. Which means that, if the movements aren't accounted for, time travelers would be lost in space or dragged into our star.

    • @Amader-Nostalgia
      @Amader-Nostalgia Před 4 měsíci +47

      ​​@@kixxenwalla167wow, you get shower thoughts before you sleep?I get this kind of ideas mostly when i'm taking a shit 💩

    • @kixxenwalla167
      @kixxenwalla167 Před 4 měsíci +11

      @@Amader-Nostalgia lol, that's when I also get them. 😂

    • @dr_goofenshmirtz5931
      @dr_goofenshmirtz5931 Před 3 měsíci +10

      @@Amader-NostalgiaI think we get these kinds of thoughts when we’re not doing anything. Like in the shower and in bed. I’m usually on my phone when I’m on the shitter 😭.

  • @jaccblikky8977
    @jaccblikky8977 Před 11 měsíci +17911

    I’m happy u mentioned that it’s extremely dangerous in real life twice cuz some of these morons will really think they’re Batman and do micronaps

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před 11 měsíci

      His diet will kill you

    • @betabishop3144
      @betabishop3144 Před 10 měsíci +1394

      why u gotta call me out like that

    • @artart5404
      @artart5404 Před 10 měsíci +484

      Why you call them a moron, microsleep is a real thing, however it's not as extreme as presented in the clip.

    • @jaccblikky8977
      @jaccblikky8977 Před 10 měsíci

      @@artart5404 because if your explicitly told that something is extremely dangerous and you still do it you’re a moron.

    • @WarFoxThunder
      @WarFoxThunder Před 10 měsíci +38

      FR

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 Před 11 měsíci +1964

    “Fractions of a second.”
    So blinking…..

    • @randomguy6152
      @randomguy6152 Před 9 měsíci +93

      are u assuming batman doesnt also have techniques making it so he doesnt have to blink on a normal basis?

    • @alexcaruso9316
      @alexcaruso9316 Před 9 měsíci +36

      you don’t fall unconscious while blinking

    • @Cha-Khia
      @Cha-Khia Před 9 měsíci +65

      @@alexcaruso9316 Batman does...
      BeCaUsE hE's BaTmAn!!!

    • @RickKells
      @RickKells Před 9 měsíci +11

      ​@@Cha-Khiacringe

    • @edgarramirez9113
      @edgarramirez9113 Před 9 měsíci +10

      ​@alexcaruso9316 If you're sleep deprived, it absolutely can 100% happen.

  • @damnson6556
    @damnson6556 Před 6 měsíci +1635

    you can’t be THAT jacked without sleep 😂

    • @misterlestari5772
      @misterlestari5772 Před 5 měsíci +120

      Truer word never been spoken

    • @shrektheswampless6102
      @shrektheswampless6102 Před 5 měsíci +23

      maybe roids?

    • @BatGoat1943
      @BatGoat1943 Před 5 měsíci +93

      @@shrektheswampless6102 Nah trust me, that's Steve Rogers not Bruce Wayne.

    • @ibrahim_-_-_
      @ibrahim_-_-_ Před 4 měsíci +6

      facts

    • @ibrahim_-_-_
      @ibrahim_-_-_ Před 4 měsíci +81

      @@shrektheswampless6102nah even with roids sleep is necessary
      this is just fictional so

  • @mp9104
    @mp9104 Před 3 měsíci +69

    “Batman isn’t superhuman”
    In all seriousness, for the standards of our world, he is.

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo Před 3 měsíci +4

      By a very long shot he is.

    • @Fist3ee
      @Fist3ee Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@AjenjoAnejo yeah i hate how ppl always say how batman is literally peak human or that he has no superpowers..Then explain to me how the hell did he beat up Superman with no kryptonite and only beat him with his fists in comics..

    • @welpimf0cked654
      @welpimf0cked654 Před 16 dny

      ​@@Fist3eered star radiation

    • @CeeWorld69
      @CeeWorld69 Před 15 dny +1

      He 100000000% is 😂😂🤣😆, people have NO idea 😆🤣

  • @curtisparker2651
    @curtisparker2651 Před 10 měsíci +4494

    Doctor said i had narcolepsy but it turns out I'm just like Batman

  • @iyiolaademola8456
    @iyiolaademola8456 Před 9 měsíci +7921

    Batman's extreme sleeping habits are explained as a technique called "plot armour."

    • @farazahmed7
      @farazahmed7 Před 9 měsíci +86

      Yeah most poorly written character

    • @TheCreative11.11
      @TheCreative11.11 Před 9 měsíci +177

      ​@@farazahmed7much like your Pakistan

    • @farazahmed7
      @farazahmed7 Před 9 měsíci

      @@TheCreative11.11 abe rand bhakt tu yaha bhi moot peene aagye

    • @FrostyGerardo-kr7xs
      @FrostyGerardo-kr7xs Před 9 měsíci +66

      In real life just ask any sleep deprived student,soldier or CEO how well It works

    • @captainamerica7800
      @captainamerica7800 Před 9 měsíci

      Whats sleeping have to do with plot Armour? Hes not in battle. Also this technique is bs anyway. It's just a fucking nap.

  • @davidmace3310
    @davidmace3310 Před 5 měsíci +119

    For being a human with no superpowers Batman is OP as hell.

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted Před 4 měsíci +19

      Yeah I don't like when they make him this over the top. Batman is supposed to be the peak of what a person chan achieve physically and mentally, but they always used to keep it kind of plausible, like you can kinda see it being possible if someone was dedicated enough.
      But this shit of him not having to sleep or being able to predict a person's every move just makes him another demi-god like the rest of them

    • @Ruby_Eve
      @Ruby_Eve Před 3 měsíci +6

      ​@@Batchall_Accepted or how about when he survived a fall from orbit without a problem?

    • @dariobolato441
      @dariobolato441 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Batchall_Acceptednah i like that man the should call him metahuman at this point

    • @enderethan144
      @enderethan144 Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@Batchall_Acceptedfinally someone I can agree with. Dude I hate it when the writers always write Batman as 10% God and 90% human and give him stupid overpowered plot armour that makes him the luckiest mortal alive, he is supposed to be what you said a human at peak condition.

  • @TheXavierClark1
    @TheXavierClark1 Před 5 měsíci +128

    This how they expect college students to be

  • @be6386
    @be6386 Před rokem +6331

    If only he lived in a world of magic and super technology advancement to help him sleep better, oh wait

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před 11 měsíci +155

      He kind of has the Opposite problem

    • @natpeterson8313
      @natpeterson8313 Před 10 měsíci +140

      @@plantainsame2049 Indeed lol crime doesn’t take time off

    • @OatmealTheCrazy
      @OatmealTheCrazy Před 10 měsíci +283

      ​@natpeterson8313 he could legit just find someone to create a pocket dimension where he can sleep realistically while only a few seconds pass in Gotham.
      There's also several completely safe ways to gain eternal youth to offset the downside. At worst case, there's the Lazarus pits + "backup personalities"

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 Před 10 měsíci

      @@OatmealTheCrazy Who the fuck can make a pocket dimension The only person I know who could do it is doctor Faye and I don't trust that guy Because hes literally an evil helmet enslaving people.

    • @tsnoob4669
      @tsnoob4669 Před 10 měsíci +142

      Writers: should I allow Batman to improve in his crime fighting, save more innocent people more efficiently and be the hero he's meant to be?......... Naaaaah, too boring. Lets have him beat up his kids and save Joker from falling to his death.....

  • @akiharuhino
    @akiharuhino Před 10 měsíci +2621

    Imagine how op Batman would be if he actually let himself rest for 8 hours

    • @goshjosh321
      @goshjosh321 Před 9 měsíci +259

      Alfred made Bruce take 8 hours of bed rest after cleaning and tending to his wounds.
      To my knowledge, he’s the only person to convince him to sleep long enough.
      m.czcams.com/users/shortsM_41Vu4xLHc

    • @BritishTeaFGC
      @BritishTeaFGC Před 9 měsíci +325

      Batman with rest time > Batman with prep time

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Před 9 měsíci +123

      If Batman got a full 8-9 hours of sleep for 1 week straight, he might become like unto a god 😐
      😂

    • @vortaheadthebeast8072
      @vortaheadthebeast8072 Před 9 měsíci +60

      Something not mentioned in this video is that when Batman takes these microsleeps to him it’s as refreshing as a full 8 hours rest

    • @blackdan0259
      @blackdan0259 Před 9 měsíci +24

      @@vortaheadthebeast8072 something not also mentioned is batman's super hero ability is his wealth. Technique only got you so far, without 8 hours sleep as a human, just like the comic portrays that Batman is regular human, is only just feel as refreshing but it is NOT 8 hours sleep!

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile Před 8 měsíci +79

    And that’s why he’s always grumpy.

  • @matteoiacobelli2958
    @matteoiacobelli2958 Před 3 měsíci +29

    Forget money, this is batman's true superpower

  • @tetlrock7460
    @tetlrock7460 Před 10 měsíci +2467

    Makes sense. That's why he is always grumpy😂

    • @Fiero425
      @Fiero425 Před 10 měsíci

      scifiblogs3.blogspot.com/2012/12/batman-forever.html?m=1

    • @naolidecomisso4108
      @naolidecomisso4108 Před 9 měsíci +84

      oh damn thats actully true

    • @yea3603
      @yea3603 Před 9 měsíci +100

      Man takes one nap and wakes up wanting to quick crime

    • @kashifreza1993
      @kashifreza1993 Před 9 měsíci +21

      Yeah who wouldnt be

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Před 9 měsíci +25

      Thats why he always sounds like he just woke up lmao

  • @yueshijoorya601
    @yueshijoorya601 Před 10 měsíci +957

    They really stacked all the abilities they can onto one human.

    • @Force-Multiplier
      @Force-Multiplier Před 9 měsíci +136

      All while fooling generations of kids into believing he's a human just like them 😂

    • @SuicideboysGrey59
      @SuicideboysGrey59 Před 9 měsíci +80

      There’s a reason why he’s called the most in shape person I’m earth. He’s the highest anyone can’t get, both mental and physical strength.

    • @torrancemoore6152
      @torrancemoore6152 Před 9 měsíci +73

      Pretty much. He has straight up superhuman feats spanning decades but he's not promoted that way so people turn a blind eye to it

    • @antideliberator7855
      @antideliberator7855 Před 9 měsíci +36

      ​@@SuicideboysGrey59and wallet strength

    • @odallard
      @odallard Před 9 měsíci +6

      @@antideliberator7855This.

  • @drewski2001
    @drewski2001 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Now I know how to explain my sleeping habits to my psychologist.

  • @Hypermemer
    @Hypermemer Před 8 měsíci +37

    Maturity is when you realise that BATMAN is a common father who working hard

  • @p.h.w.gorilla
    @p.h.w.gorilla Před 9 měsíci +733

    It sounds to me like he's just incredibly tired and falling asleep😂

    • @dragontear1638
      @dragontear1638 Před 9 měsíci +70

      'Alfred, I'm not exausted or experiencing cognative breakdown, I'm mastering the art of micro naps.'
      The neighbour's dog Batman is talking to; _['I'm confused as to why you call me Alfred, but this is the best day of my life.']_

    • @Twisthiphop
      @Twisthiphop Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@dragontear1638🤣🤣🤣

    • @UncleRickyJr
      @UncleRickyJr Před 9 měsíci +5

      He’s the living example of I’ll sleep when I’m dead lol

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Před 8 měsíci +3

      ​@@Twisthiphop the dog feels honored to talk to Batman

    • @Batchall_Accepted
      @Batchall_Accepted Před 4 měsíci +2

      Dude right one week of this shit and he'd be showing up to Wayne Tower for a meeting still wearing his wrist gauntlets

  • @steveb9713
    @steveb9713 Před 9 měsíci +419

    I liked that in the Nolan movies he just slept in the day and played it up like he was partying at night

    • @alexl.4362
      @alexl.4362 Před 9 měsíci +50

      Like a normal graveyard shift

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 Před 7 měsíci +61

      Seems like that was the explanation seen in the animated series too, I think The Batman actually has Alfred remind him when to go out as Bruce Wayne and keep his identity up.

    • @MrTherisktaker88
      @MrTherisktaker88 Před 6 měsíci +21

      Nolan's batman is the closest to realistic we got to have

    • @RichWards-Wins
      @RichWards-Wins Před 5 měsíci +15

      That's a far much better explanation than microsleep.

    • @CoryPchajek
      @CoryPchajek Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@MrTherisktaker88lol. First 2 maybe. DKR was a fantasy written by a toddler. From the bonkers stock market shenanigans to cops living in sewers for I dunno how long….

  • @danielrivera2253
    @danielrivera2253 Před 5 měsíci +58

    Basically Bruce become Ant Man. Literally. Ants are notorious for taking 1-5 second unconscious naps to continue work.

  • @Luke-xi2pq
    @Luke-xi2pq Před 6 měsíci +8

    Microsleep expectations: Become Batman
    Microsleep reality: Become Joker

    • @paulzeigler1075
      @paulzeigler1075 Před 13 dny +1

      I heard of a Batman storyline where Bruce Wayne somehow time travels to the past, tries to stop his parents murder, goes even more insane in the process, and winds up becoming The Joker that he was fighting all along…
      Make sure to get adequate sleep!

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie Před 10 měsíci +308

    Batman doesn't dodge in a fight, he just momentarily falls asleep and collapses out of the path of the attack.

    • @kyle4563
      @kyle4563 Před 9 měsíci +23

      Everytime Batman blinks, it isn’t him blinking, but him falling asleep.

    • @creatorchris712
      @creatorchris712 Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@kyle4563HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Před 9 měsíci +3

      😂😂😂

    • @francisbureros
      @francisbureros Před 9 měsíci +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mithruikka
      @mithruikka Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@creatorchris712how did joker escape the asylum this time

  • @multimediaswamp5169
    @multimediaswamp5169 Před 10 měsíci +488

    Imagine thinking your the goon that knocked out Batman, and he just gets up and yawns😂

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Před 9 měsíci +21

      Of course Batman does comment on the goon giving a good left hook

    • @ZyroShadowPony
      @ZyroShadowPony Před 9 měsíci +8

      Thats some baki shit right there

    • @end0king998
      @end0king998 Před 9 měsíci +5

      ​@@ZyroShadowPonymost of baki is just "the hell's happening and i love it for that

    • @edgarramirez9113
      @edgarramirez9113 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@ZyroShadowPony🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sebastiancalvey1226
      @sebastiancalvey1226 Před 9 měsíci

      Not gonna Lie, I Did This in the Arkham Series

  • @TUDERRICH
    @TUDERRICH Před 3 měsíci +2

    "In real life is dangerous "
    Batman:I am Batman🗿

  • @nayel4744
    @nayel4744 Před 7 měsíci +11

    I have also mastered the technique of micro sleep, but only when I’m in class…..

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 Před 9 měsíci +505

    “Batman doesn’t have any super powers”
    Literally doesn’t sleep

    • @FaintImpression
      @FaintImpression Před 3 měsíci +16

      He doesn't have any super powers, he just has writers who don't understand how the human body works 😂😂😂

    • @scott8448
      @scott8448 Před 3 měsíci +2

      You ever met someone with insomnia? It ain’t a superpower trust me

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@scott8448What the comment tried to state is pretty clear, but it went right over your head. Care to actually read it?

    • @AjenjoAnejo
      @AjenjoAnejo Před 3 měsíci +2

      ​@@FaintImpressionThey have a very good idea that the character is superhuman. Don't really know why they state that peak human bs in comics. It is corny in a bad way, causes eye roll moments that take away from an otherwise good read, and it is just lazy writting.

    • @temistocles4104
      @temistocles4104 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@scott8448Testosterona é produzida durante o sono sem dormir deveria ter baixa desse hormônio.

  • @adolfogarzachaires394
    @adolfogarzachaires394 Před 9 měsíci +794

    he basically takes power naps through out the day

    • @DECENTcrew
      @DECENTcrew Před 9 měsíci +23

      No, power naps lasts for 1-2 hours or 30 minutes at least. This video is saying only seconds and minutes

    • @adolfogarzachaires394
      @adolfogarzachaires394 Před 9 měsíci +38

      @@DECENTcrew mini Power naps

    • @EGreeneConversations
      @EGreeneConversations Před 9 měsíci

      @@DECENTcrew I've seen some research on micro sleep and in every case, the risk of medical and stress related ailments increased by at least 300% and while it works, its all around unhealthy as fuck... unless youre batman apparently lol

    • @DaffyWoo
      @DaffyWoo Před 9 měsíci +3

      ​@@adolfogarzachaires394😂

    • @tubucoco
      @tubucoco Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@DECENTcrew that's not a nap at all, I think that's called a cat nap or in this case - a bat nap! Lol

  • @HumbleHurricane
    @HumbleHurricane Před 4 měsíci +16

    The plot armor continues.......he's Batman

  • @garou9914
    @garou9914 Před 3 měsíci +4

    I like it more when they make him sleep for few hours and when it's an especially busy week he actually goes days with very little sleep and it affects him. Makes him more human.

  • @vulpineboriqua
    @vulpineboriqua Před 10 měsíci +67

    At my last job, I went one month with two days off, working doubles at least once a week. Microsleep is fucking terrifying when you blink while driving and lose a mile of freeway

    • @Emerald.She-Ra
      @Emerald.She-Ra Před 9 měsíci +16

      I came here looking for this comment. I suffer from terrible insomnia and have done since I was very young - around 4/5 years old. Nothing helped/helps.
      The most terrifying microsleep experience I had was when I was driving home, at 2am from a work's Christmas party. I don't drink, and was stone cold sober, but I'd been at work since 6.30am/7am right through to the Christmas party.
      I was 3 miles from my home, on a straight stretch of road, at 2am on an icy night. I remember the start of the road, and the next thing I know, I was 200 yards further down the road, and had drifted into the next lane of the dual carriageway. I was very lucky I woke up when I did. Had I not, I would have ploughed into the newly erected roundabout.☠️

    • @thedoomslayer5863
      @thedoomslayer5863 Před 9 měsíci +6

      I just can't get sleepy behind the wheel. My subconscious just doesn't allow it.

    • @bbaileystl
      @bbaileystl Před 9 měsíci +2

      Try getting home after a double shift. Waking up wide awake in a panic,thinking, how the hell did I get here?

    • @Hollogodis
      @Hollogodis Před 9 měsíci

      How about not driving home sleepy and taking a nap in the car instead?

    • @AntarcticMagpie
      @AntarcticMagpie Před 9 měsíci +2

      ​@@HollogodisDoesn't work like that. OP likely started driving whilst fully awake, then when he/she was nearly home suddenly had a moment of lost concentration.
      I've had the same sort of experience; it's not fun, especially when one is paid to drive.

  • @markcarandang2225
    @markcarandang2225 Před 9 měsíci +220

    Microsleep in comics: Superhuman Brain Power
    Microsleep irl: *MIND CRUSH*

  • @johnpatrickgonzales6598
    @johnpatrickgonzales6598 Před 3 měsíci +2

    And that is why on Batman Beyond he had a Heart Decease, that makes him Cardiac Arrest without his medication

  • @gabriel--valencius9741
    @gabriel--valencius9741 Před 4 měsíci +2

    As a night shift only security, I must learn from batman

  • @unstubblebubble8040
    @unstubblebubble8040 Před 9 měsíci +121

    Imagine batmans dangling you out of a window and halfway through questions he just passes out and drops you

  • @TheHeroHaven
    @TheHeroHaven Před rokem +2049

    Sometimes I wish they’d tone down how crazy op Batman is

    • @barryween4478
      @barryween4478 Před 11 měsíci +306

      That's what DC does. Rather than write better, make the character more powerful/competent.

    • @TheHeroHaven
      @TheHeroHaven Před 11 měsíci +321

      @@barryween4478 fr like the whole appeal of Batman is that he’s just a man doing his best but now it’s like he’s the smarter, strongest, fastest, most op non super powered human. Then you have a character like the Flash who they keep make more and more powerful and less and less competent. They’re not only not writing hood they’re writing themselves into a hole.

    • @THETOMMY4265
      @THETOMMY4265 Před 11 měsíci +51

      @@TheHeroHaven i agree with what your saying but remember the hole pretty much leads to a new crisis/reset/issue #1 when it comes to comics. What I believe would breath fresh air into batman as a franchise is to go back to dick taking over and growing into the batman of a generation.( fridge Bruce for at least 2-3 years )

    • @jacmenz4113
      @jacmenz4113 Před 11 měsíci +22

      Dc becoming trash fr

    • @barryween4478
      @barryween4478 Před 11 měsíci +12

      @jacmenz4113 Becoming? Compared to Marvel Comics they have been for decades.

  • @darkfangedsword8875
    @darkfangedsword8875 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Honestly this kind of shit makes me love Batman even more. No other character in comics is this fuckin dedicated to their mission as much as Batman. His enduring spirit in the face of the impossible task of stopping crime that remains ever constant is story that could only end in tragedy but luckily for us his story never ends.

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Před 9 měsíci +230

    I like to think at a Justice League meeting is the only time he gets a good few hours of rest

    • @dylanderemi
      @dylanderemi Před 9 měsíci +2

      Me too

    • @ayyylmao101
      @ayyylmao101 Před 9 měsíci +1

      Cute 😭 another superhero draping his cape over Bruce as he naps, too, not knowing Bruce definitely knows that he's not alone

  • @Sorrelhas
    @Sorrelhas Před 9 měsíci +343

    There's a surprisingly large number of comic panels featuring Batman sleeping

  • @hafiynexo7680
    @hafiynexo7680 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "You need sleep Batman!"
    "No, Sleep need me!"
    *Sleep for 5 seconds before dropping 50 combo*

  • @shinvaX
    @shinvaX Před měsícem

    Batman making a dramatic entrance or exit is just him being unconsciously sleep midway through and looking cool while doing it.

  • @SilvioPerche
    @SilvioPerche Před 9 měsíci +662

    Micro sleep is the safest part of Batman's routine.

  • @chitownbroiler
    @chitownbroiler Před 10 měsíci +178

    So basically Batman is a functional narcoleptic

  • @raven45869
    @raven45869 Před 3 měsíci

    falling unconscious unaware of his brief slumber - in other words he is so sleepy he falls asleep unintentionally 🤣

  • @PieroMinayaRojas
    @PieroMinayaRojas Před 9 měsíci +111

    Bruce: "Ah, finally some rest after fighting crime"
    *alarm sounds*

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 Před 9 měsíci +318

    Gone are the days where we see Batman actually struggling with a cold or sleep deprivation or injuries from fighting criminals every night.

    • @draiocht1979
      @draiocht1979 Před 8 měsíci +8

      What you see that damn near every time you open a piece of Batman media???

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 Před 7 měsíci +14

      Im pretty sure I remember that happening in TAS and The Batman series.

    • @aceofspadesguy4913
      @aceofspadesguy4913 Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@kennethsatria6607 That’s what I’m referencing

    • @natman2939
      @natman2939 Před 3 měsíci +2

      It still happens but it’s taken to ridiculous extremes like “it’s been 2 months since I’ve had real sleep”

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Před 3 měsíci

      @@natman2939 nah fr tho 😂😂

  • @abhaythakur133
    @abhaythakur133 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Successful people hardly sleep because they know something exciting is waiting for them , the more you sleep the more you tell people you don't have anything to do want to run away from reality

  • @KirkCannon-bx8qi
    @KirkCannon-bx8qi Před 4 dny

    People think he is brooding in silence when he is actually just asleep lmao

  • @KewlKelton
    @KewlKelton Před 10 měsíci +94

    Bro learned how to sleep faster

    • @adamcarlton3312
      @adamcarlton3312 Před 9 měsíci +4

      Like old Arnold Schwarzenegger once said "just sleep faster"

  • @EpicEIF
    @EpicEIF Před 10 měsíci +509

    Microsleep can be helpful, not to replace 8-10 hours of sleep but to raise processes during the day, fall asleep in a chair with a key or something small and metal in your hand, place a plate under the hand to catch it, and when you fall asleep you'll release it and the item hitting the plate will wake you up.
    I can't really explain it but if you're tired in the middle of the day or have brain fog it can really help.

    • @mattfx324
      @mattfx324 Před 9 měsíci +89

      This does nothing, power naps are what refresh you and you have to be asleep for only 15-25 mins, any longer and you may fall into a deeper stage of sleep leaving you more sleepy instead of refreshed.

    • @Hillwood365
      @Hillwood365 Před 9 měsíci +25

      @@mattfx324That’s the same thing. You just specified a time limit & gave it a different name.

    • @fr0ggykazu
      @fr0ggykazu Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@mattfx324 bro what

    • @jackreacher4488
      @jackreacher4488 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@emmanuelgoldstein8534Years ago I worked as airport security, the hours were horrible. Sometimes I'd be walking around just to stay awake, and felt tired af. Several times I would actually fall asleep with one foot in the air, and wake up as my foot hit the ground. This would refresh and energize me for the next 2-4 hours.

    • @9cboomer720
      @9cboomer720 Před 9 měsíci +3

      interesting. I heard about this yeeeears ago. Never looked more into it.

  • @johnwelsh5591
    @johnwelsh5591 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Impressive how many times you said "don't sue me, bro" without saying it.

  • @dariuscarter4244
    @dariuscarter4244 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "Hold on guys I gotta recharge my ring "
    "Ok , I'll soak up some sun to top off myself"
    " Just took a micro nap, Im good"

  • @jboaudioe
    @jboaudioe Před 10 měsíci +115

    Laying in bed at 2am getting ready to try it until you mentioned that it’s dangerous.
    Goodnight.

    • @Fiero425
      @Fiero425 Před 10 měsíci

      scifiblogs3.blogspot.com/2012/12/batman-forever.html?m=1

    • @BMJgunner
      @BMJgunner Před 9 měsíci +4

      Yeah I think he meant risky doing it for a long time, roughly like a week

  • @goodhunter9791
    @goodhunter9791 Před 10 měsíci +51

    In other words, Batman is hilariously super human.

  • @scooblov
    @scooblov Před 3 měsíci +1

    The military practices this all the time, which is why no one gets mad at “hurry up and wait.”

  • @BigBlackGuyReviews
    @BigBlackGuyReviews Před 3 měsíci

    "Tonight on Batman: Narcolepsy..."

  • @MegaManDBZX
    @MegaManDBZX Před 11 měsíci +315

    Alfred: Master Bruce, are you alright?
    Damian: He passed out, Pennyworth. I took control of the Batmobile and am driving father back now.

    • @Fiero425
      @Fiero425 Před 10 měsíci

      scifiblogs3.blogspot.com/2012/12/batman-forever.html?m=1

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Před 9 měsíci +7

      From blood loss or from just exhaustion I need to know master Damien Alfred asked

    • @primecoconut4204
      @primecoconut4204 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@ingamingpc1634 on point, though he addresses Damian as "Master Damian". But still a good in-character line

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@primecoconut4204 I like to think that there are moments when Alfred is so worried he forgets to say Master before anyone's names

    • @bulletsunderpressure
      @bulletsunderpressure Před 9 měsíci

      It's tough to catch Alfred lacking I would imagine

  • @dennismccollins3570
    @dennismccollins3570 Před 9 měsíci +19

    Them: Why don't you fall asleep.
    Batman: I'm always asleep

  • @smilievibes7930
    @smilievibes7930 Před 3 měsíci

    Batman : " Quick Robin to the Batc".......( sound of Batman suddenly snoaring)😂😂😂

  • @twatmere9726
    @twatmere9726 Před 10 měsíci +19

    Imagine playing games, microsleeping on the loading screen or queue then waking up when the match is starting

    • @BruvahSulaiman
      @BruvahSulaiman Před 9 měsíci +1

      I remember back in the day playing online late night. There was always that one guy who would fall asleep when the match as loading.

  • @sterlingarcher74
    @sterlingarcher74 Před 9 měsíci +152

    Imagine explaining something to Batman while he just falls asleep for 10 seconds mid-conversation.

  • @sndchamp9949
    @sndchamp9949 Před 19 dny

    Overwhelming Batman is one of his biggest weaknesses he is only human

  • @tirps
    @tirps Před 15 dny +1

    I like how they just don’t think about the fact that his body would pretty much not recover at all from his nights as Batman lol. Goodbye joints and muscles

  • @hyenacd3126
    @hyenacd3126 Před 10 měsíci +60

    I like to think as you're talking to him he's just asleep

  • @MG007.
    @MG007. Před 9 měsíci +14

    Its time to make Batman Human again

    • @gube515
      @gube515 Před 9 měsíci

      Huh?

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. Před 9 měsíci +3

      @gube515
      Batman is officially Super Human. Look at the shit the writers are churning out. Not even Green Arrow has such feats and he is Batman with Arrows.
      It's ridiculous to where they have carried the character of Batman from being a skilled detective with formidable martial arts skills to a Fusion of Goku, Lex Luthor & Brainiac in a Batsuit.
      It's stupid and not entertaining anymore

    • @TheOutlawed1000
      @TheOutlawed1000 Před 9 měsíci

      Again? He's always been able to do the impossible. The "He's just a man" stuff is a meme.

    • @MG007.
      @MG007. Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@TheOutlawed1000
      He is Superman playing Batman pretending to be Normal man 🤣
      Tropic Thunder much🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juanmanuelcardona19
    @juanmanuelcardona19 Před 2 měsíci

    Me who hardly sleeps anymore: I could need a micro nap

  • @ifelldownmybedandnowihave3974
    @ifelldownmybedandnowihave3974 Před 10 měsíci +21

    Imagine his relief after he gets to sleep for 8 hours

  • @stuka80
    @stuka80 Před 9 měsíci +62

    Kinda touching the level of trust that Alfred and him has that he can just let all his guard down, be completely vulnerable and fall asleep when Alfred is around. Probably the only person that sees Batman with all his flaws as a human.

    • @jaredclark173
      @jaredclark173 Před 6 měsíci

      like most people when they have butlers

    • @emiliomarbanjr
      @emiliomarbanjr Před 4 měsíci +1

      Its not like a big revelation or something lol. It was deep probably like 30 years ago

    • @sirleeproductions
      @sirleeproductions Před 4 měsíci +2

      good point here you made. these trolls up top here wanna act like there ain't youth up here possibly scrolling that might learn a thing or two from this.

    • @YogeshKumar-iu2gv
      @YogeshKumar-iu2gv Před 3 měsíci +3

      The guy raised him from childhood. He better ought to be. When Bruce asked Alfred, " You think you know me better than myself ?" Alfred replied "I diapered your bottom sir, I very well ought to"

    • @harrambou9468
      @harrambou9468 Před 3 měsíci

      I mean, it’s Alfred

  • @vertigo9414
    @vertigo9414 Před 3 měsíci

    IM BARMAN!!! "to many smoke break voice"

  • @Penguin121
    @Penguin121 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Our closest are students studying medical fields and david goggins

  • @augustinnguyen7231
    @augustinnguyen7231 Před 9 měsíci +28

    batman really copied my high school sleep schedule

  • @iveyyewitt1621
    @iveyyewitt1621 Před 10 měsíci +21

    Man, I miss that cape style shown in the first panel. The BatSpawn cape, I called it. I love modern, armored Bats but that cape style was something else.

  • @brenvieweg8945
    @brenvieweg8945 Před 3 měsíci

    Michelangelo and Galileo practiced micro sleep.

  • @daigozidashi4376
    @daigozidashi4376 Před 3 měsíci

    This is like the only way he's able to balance being Batman all night and Bruce Wayne all day and still get sleep.

  • @kingartison
    @kingartison Před 9 měsíci +6

    “Fractions of a second”….BLINKING!

  • @nukanszn8237
    @nukanszn8237 Před 9 měsíci +16

    Batmans nervous system is shot confirmed ✅

  • @landoncube769
    @landoncube769 Před 4 měsíci

    Bruh you can't sleep for a fraction of a second. That'd be blinking

  • @issumagi3333
    @issumagi3333 Před 9 měsíci

    Me at school passing out every 5 sec when I’m not moving

  • @murf493
    @murf493 Před 10 měsíci +58

    There's actually some real life science behind this.SOF train themselves to sleep and take mini naps so they skip most of the sleep stages right to the good stuff so they feel well rested on minimal sleep

  • @theartist359
    @theartist359 Před 9 měsíci +7

    The art in the thumbnail looks sick asf!

    • @Dreams_Moneycantbuy
      @Dreams_Moneycantbuy Před 9 měsíci +1

      Do you know which comic that is?

    • @theartist359
      @theartist359 Před 9 měsíci +1

      ​@@Dreams_MoneycantbuySuperman Vol 4 #37. Super sons of tomorrow part 1.

  • @rocko0214
    @rocko0214 Před 4 měsíci

    For all his times facing universal destruction, this is Batman's craziest feat if you ask me xD

  • @fcfc2797
    @fcfc2797 Před 6 měsíci +1

    I used this method way before batman, all throughout high school classes and university lectures

  • @Rygore_BoldHeart
    @Rygore_BoldHeart Před 9 měsíci +2

    This was me all throughout highschool. It was hell for no reason at all.

  • @woodstalon1881
    @woodstalon1881 Před 11 měsíci +58

    Batman is peak human, no wonder he's not in normal human level

    • @dofydudes1735
      @dofydudes1735 Před 10 měsíci +9

      I think this skill is even beyond just human performance. I remember reading somewhere that micro sleeps happen when your body is in emergency mode, it's like a phone at 1% keep being turning on and off to squeeze out the last bit of battery.
      Heck, even Kryptonian and Amazonian need normal sleep cycle, and they're either godly entities or beings outside of solar system.

    • @juston5454
      @juston5454 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Peak fictional human

    • @tsnoob4669
      @tsnoob4669 Před 10 měsíci +7

      ​​​@@dofydudes1735 i always believe Batman has the power of "hypercompetence," or "superhuman skills" is what they call it, where you're competent in every talent/skills in every fields, and capable of accomplishing virtually impossible feats with ridiculous ease.
      Correct me if I'm wrong, I'm pretty sure Kryptonians dont actually need sleep. Thanks to the yellow sun, they never run out of energy and are always feeling refeshed.

    • @Ripplistic
      @Ripplistic Před 10 měsíci +5

      He’s no peak hunan, he has powers.

    • @mattfx324
      @mattfx324 Před 9 měsíci

      @@dofydudes1735yup right before heart failure. This is only comic book stuff.

  • @jonknowsnothing4259
    @jonknowsnothing4259 Před 9 měsíci +107

    I’ve always wanted an explanation for how he can do all of what he does and know the things he knows and train the way he trains, manages a company, and still manages to function at a superhuman level, I’m here like dead without my 8 hours

    • @commotiocordis1037
      @commotiocordis1037 Před 9 měsíci +7

      He's actually a metahuman, that's his superpower. IRL, he dies. See "Why We Sleep" by Matthew Walker, acclaimed Somnologist.

    • @rhuonaChanel
      @rhuonaChanel Před 9 měsíci +11

      I think batman has managers that handle his company affairs, he always comes off as an overseer or laidback shareholder

    • @afnanhype624
      @afnanhype624 Před 9 měsíci +1

      in the dark Knight turn out Bruce is sleeping in the middle of the meeting,it was Mr Fox handled the meeting.

    • @ZorroForr0501
      @ZorroForr0501 Před 9 měsíci +6

      “Adults...struggle desperately with fiction, demanding constantly that it conform to the rules of everyday life. Adults foolishly demand to know how Superman can possibly fly, or how Batman can possibly run a multibillion-dollar business empire during the day and fight crime at night, when the answer is obvious even to the smallest child: because it's not real.” - Grant Morrison

    • @Oldhandlewasabitcringe
      @Oldhandlewasabitcringe Před 7 měsíci +1

      Because hes not real ?

  • @ApexRishu
    @ApexRishu Před 23 dny

    Motivation you need 1 day before exam

  • @hamafr555
    @hamafr555 Před 6 měsíci

    *Nolan's batman*
    sleeps during conference 😴

  • @hilloz8519
    @hilloz8519 Před 9 měsíci +5

    Micro sleepin before the second alarm

  • @BigDaddySwingingMeat
    @BigDaddySwingingMeat Před 9 měsíci +8

    He is literally friends with an alien that has access to highly advanced extraterrestrial technology and yet he uses controlled sleep deprivation to get more ooomph throughout the day? Boy, the writers of the Batman comics have really gotten dumb over the years lol. Superman could literally synthesize a drug or piece of technology that keeps Batman from having to do this. Superman has super intellect as well. If he can help Batman design the Hellbat suit he can help Batman get some sleep!

  • @xxxhoodooxxx
    @xxxhoodooxxx Před 3 měsíci

    So basically every parent ever.

  • @trathanstargazer6421
    @trathanstargazer6421 Před 21 dnem

    The closest I've seen to micro sleep and be functional is what I've seen on ships, 4 on, 4 off.

  • @senaanazhar4520
    @senaanazhar4520 Před 9 měsíci +3

    I've always wondered when he slept. Now I know. Hell I didn't even know Micro Sleep was an actual thing. You really do learn something new everyday.

    • @jamiemcaloon5548
      @jamiemcaloon5548 Před 9 měsíci +1

      most famous geniuses have used power naps, they would sleep for 10-20 minutes every few hours.. worked for them lol

  • @dumberdummer
    @dumberdummer Před 2 měsíci

    That first panel of him passed out in his curtain of a cape is fantastic

  • @doublearon157051
    @doublearon157051 Před rokem +29

    Mf you sound like Gazef Stronoff from overlord

  • @CGMS1810
    @CGMS1810 Před 4 měsíci

    Like " Kramer" in that one episode of Seinfeld.

  • @mattbennett8106
    @mattbennett8106 Před 8 měsíci +1

    I thought he just slept when dawn appeared then woke up in the afternoon... pretty much like a night shift routine.

    • @ralegade7710
      @ralegade7710 Před 6 měsíci

      And miss his morning business meetings? Nah

  • @deronlouis88louis52
    @deronlouis88louis52 Před 9 měsíci +6

    I guess Bruce is a serious martial artist too sitting under the waterfall and all like Ryu from street fighter

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 Před 9 měsíci +20

    All those times batman is spoken to and doesn't respond, or when he's just standing there, silent, being batman and shit.
    He's really taking a power nap.😊
    He's like those guys on the train that can sleep until their stop then immediately wake up and get off. He'll sleep on stakeouts until something happens, then wake up and go do batman shit.