I am a failure. I am a LOSER. No more excuses.
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- Äas pĹidĂĄn 11. 09. 2024
- I tried. I really did. I promise you I am going to do ANYTHING to stay relevant. My quest for internet fame and fortune is never ending. I AM NOT STOPPING. It's not over for me yet.
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If you have a Twitter please post this to Twitter for me. And send it to all your friends too. I really can't fall under 100k seriously. This is all I got.
i got you king, hmu we can rob that bank together
you have my updoots and my retweets my liege the house of rohan always repays its debts
love you Kumbi. And yes, I'm gay.
You fell below 100k, you are a failure.
This wouldnt have happened had you just squatted 200 below parallel
hes usually the puppetmaster in these situations, you see
I made my 10 yr old son sub to you. I hope it doesn't damage him too much
Itâs okay Kumbi I wanted you to embezzle the money I sent you đ
looking through the BG catalogue, ! stumbled upon a video uploaded 11 years ago titled "URGENT: I need money."
fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice.. can't get fooled again
These trolls need to quit unsubscribing now!!! Do you want bg kumbi to be homeless and live under a shower curtain?? Is that what you people want?! Stop unsubscribing!
Oh, BG Kumbi, thou master of comedy! Shall the curtain fall prematurely on thy digital stage? Nay, let not the illusion of spent wealth cast thee into despair. Thou art more than riches and fame; thy worth transcends earthly measures.
Thy laughter's magic hath touched hearts, forging an unbreakable bond with thy loyal audience. In times of joy and sorrow, thou hast been our guiding star, illuminating the darkest nights.
Should thou wander to collect coins in the CVS parking lot, fear not! For thy comedic light shall shine there too, brightening the mundane with mirth.
Thy legacy resounds in the hearts of those thou hast touched, an everlasting testament to thy artistry and compassion. So, rise once more, dear Kumbi, and let the world witness the triumphant return of the Comedian Genius!
KEEP STRONG BROTHER. I WILL FORCE MY FAMILY TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOU
Hey BG, sorry to hear this.
I'm pretty busy panhandling on the streets of Miami (which is pretty hard because I do it naked), but i'll try and find a buyer for my other kidney some time soon, i'm kind of what you'd call a bad ass, I don't need organs to live, so there's that.
my thoughts and prayers go out to you. #BLM
I've found that if you need to make money there's a good life hack called stabbing other people and taking their money, preferably whist in disguise (Batman disguise works best because nobody wants to arrest batman). Hope this helps.
Damn, it's rough to see you down bad like this. I can tell you really need the money. Anyway, God bless and have a wonderful day!
You inspired my sex change đ
Dude you're a literal internet legend
was....
â@@Acesahnwere
Guys he cucked his own bull. We're witnessing monumental character development
You should do a 24 hour stream to raise money you lost.
Your hair is looking good my man. Fuck the money. You got tha swagggg
I've been telling you this the entire time. The fact that Felix got to Marjah before you did... SMH đ
The B in BG stands for Breedable.
Breedable & Groomed Kumbi
Im sorry for your loss BG Jomha
Thank you for helping me and my wife find a BBCBVLL, if you ever swing by salt lake city you can stay at my place any time buddy.
Bg u a king. Moustache looking good
That Stache looks like he touches kids. The fuck you talkin' bout?
Remember Kumbi; Tough times donât last - Tough People do.
My attorney said I shouldn't say anything about forcing strangers to sub to you at gunpoint, but let's just say that I have an attorney now.
BG is a legend and we love you brother
Don't be so hard on yourself! It gets better I promise. Keep your head up. â¤
I hear mdot is hiring. Youâve got all the makings of a varsity asphalt cowboy
Ian should make a documentary about you
Remember that all you need to do to pay back people you scammed is do a 24/7 IRL subathon in a country you've never lived in for a few months!
BG needs a Costello for his Abbott deadpan "straight man" routine
One of the straightest men on youtube in my estimation
Astute. I like Kumbi but his monotony puts me to skeep
It's so hard seeing you like this. It's really hard.
The only reason I'm staying subbed is to see what happens with that stain on the wall
damn that's depressing
you should bring back trash bag man
Excuses are for womyn, but y'all ain't for that conversation đ
Sorry kumbi, I was gonna watch all the way through but I decided after about 10 seconds there wasn't enough stimulation for me to stay. Maybe next time if you start saying things like "ice cream good yum yum tasty" and have subway surfers on the side I'll actually watch
Ohhhh how the mighty have fallen đ˘
Iâll bring a couple Canadian looneys next time I go to CVS
The Eternal Song and Dance man
Unsubscribed after 10 years
I believe in you BGKumbi. You could definitely rob a bank.
just subscribed, Iâll donate a penny for your hard times
Watchin this while im shittin
Out with the old, in with the new
Time for Kumbi to DOUBLE DOWN!
Sell those ear rings or sell your azz Boy!
Wear silly hats? Talk with a lisp? I'm not sure I'm just throwing ideas out there.
You should team up with King Cobra JFS. I feel like between the two of you, you both might spark a fire
Old Kumbi Best Kumbi
don't worry you'll fall back on soon, much love
Have you tried the Susan Wojcicki angle again? I'm sure you could "find" some subscribers that way đ¤đ¤
This would be funny if my own life wasn't in such shambles. Anyway keep it Up
I always thought this was the goal
You and me both, pal.
I miss the old Kumbi
My dog has covid
How could you miss the old kumbi when kumbi isn't old yet
PokĂŠmon Crystal clear. We WILL defeat Joseph Kony. We WILL get you back on Twitter. And should we win the day, the Elon rebranded porn site will no longer be known as an American honeypot, but as the site when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!
Today, we reclaim our favorite tweeterâs handle!
God save the queen, man
Have u considered NPC streams
Hey Big Guns, I can't give you any money now, all I can give you is this comment. I'll try to make it extra long so maybe the algorithm will see it and give you your plaque. I hate to see BGK down on his luck, but this was really funny. If I ever see someone panhandling with a Hello Kitty cup I'll give them something. Stay strong Brutha, you're still the head of Anonymous and you've still got what it takes!
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Commenting for the AlGOriTHm. We wont leave your side Kum Kum
Kumbi PLEASE don't troon out! There's got to be a better way!
*starts screaming loudly*
gay for pay, rob a bank, what's the diff/
kumbi . . I will pray for you tonight.â¤
You could do some dumpsyer diving hauls ⤠just an idea â¤
Stay strong, Big Guns
Food for a starving artist
Thank you sir. Eternal blessings on you and your loved ones.
Boxing match when?
Bruh you really dating that confederate calvaryman look hard
I want to comment something too but nothing comes to mind
Wtf. I was supposed to be in that movie
Itâs still happening donât worry
That movie noney got lost in vros mustachio
Umm
I feel like I can't make a career or a job out feels failure
Jewshua Coomer Troon can't keep getting away with this.
love you bg, you may be a loser, but at least you're our loser.
You're not even remotely on his level, fog hat loser
its over
Okay
This was hilarious. Let your gay for pay era begin
how much for the mug
lose the stache keep the chin piece
Keep 1 side of stache I say đ
Andy Kaufman on Letterman vibes.
I'm still here kumbi
Big Gangsta Kum Kum
just do a quick little kumbi coin rugpull and rake it in
It's hard to see the Kum cry :¨(
Fo realz tho I bet you could get a pretty penny for that sweet mullet.
Or sell seamen, I think a lot of women will pay top dollars for those genes.
Currently subbing with every Alt acc attached to my Gmail
Howâs the movie coming?
fax
Have you tried calling Biden's satellite phone?
Upvoted so he sees this
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You did nothing wrong on twitter. Elon was just jealous of you stealing the spotlight.
When will PewDiePie let Kumbi see his son
CD Bunji, this is so sad to hear
2:10 loved the imagery
True.
Bro this is not good. Seek some help. You have so much potential.
This is so sad.
Just jump on thr NPC trend the next time you stream you will make hundreds, or maybe even... billions.
wow...100k subscribers????? hahha he is not a looser he has 100,000 more subscribers then I do.
Bring back trash bag man!
Sell those diamond earrings cupcake, youâll be alright.
lmao
Whatâs your LonelyFans? Iâd happily sub.
U will eat zee bugz.đ
Why do you have a vaudeville mustache are you a nickelodeon?