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  • The Garten of Banban... that is all
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    Twitter : / jacksepticeye
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    Edited By: / pixl_pit
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  • @thedeserts
    @thedeserts Před rokem +6484

    the way the drone hits the walls is so unnecessarily funny

    • @alainasummers6434
      @alainasummers6434 Před rokem +92

      I agree! I feel like its on par with the video of the waffle or piece of bread falling on the table 😂

    • @Magmabbx
      @Magmabbx Před rokem +32

      My humour is broken

    • @misswinchester1511
      @misswinchester1511 Před rokem +38

      yeah, every time I hear the *bonk* I just uncontrollably snort as a laugh

    • @Loafofbreb
      @Loafofbreb Před rokem +7

      Thud

    • @cloggedsinkdrain
      @cloggedsinkdrain Před rokem +8

      First time I heard the noise I just died

  • @SadBlueGirl
    @SadBlueGirl Před rokem +6351

    Even if on accident I kinda like the idea of the bird stopping to stare at you for a few seconds, it oddly builds tension and if done right could create really stressful moments.

    • @starrypines590
      @starrypines590 Před rokem +528

      I don't think it was. It's very consistent in everyone's playthroughs and the behavior feels very animal-like to me. As though it's a predator stopping to size you up. I fully believe it was intentional

    • @wickermind6668
      @wickermind6668 Před rokem +288

      That's like the only thing everyone ever compliments the game on. Go onto any comment section of any video about Banban and you'll see people only praising the bird staring at you, which is pretty lame for a compliment if that's the only thing people can think of.

    • @fartmagus
      @fartmagus Před rokem +11

      yeees exactly

    • @SadBlueGirl
      @SadBlueGirl Před rokem +51

      @@starrypines590 it does feel animal like which adds to it yeah

    • @SadBlueGirl
      @SadBlueGirl Před rokem +84

      @@wickermind6668 better than nothing

  • @waffleauflauf4213
    @waffleauflauf4213 Před rokem +3207

    The drone is officially my favourite character. The way it communicates by chirping, the way it takes a long time to process the commands and carry them out, often before enthusiastically slamming headfirst into any obstacle and bouncing off rejectedly- the drone is me

  • @CptnXplosion
    @CptnXplosion Před rokem +2989

    Invisible walls in a chase sequence is just an inherently bad idea

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 Před rokem +77

      @Kehath THEYRE THE ONES THAT MADE THAT GAME?!?!?

    • @revthescatman137
      @revthescatman137 Před rokem +14

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 what game?

    • @tieflingcorpse9817
      @tieflingcorpse9817 Před rokem +85

      @@revthescatman137 oooh, it appears theyre talking about a game called introvert: a teenage simulator, where someone tells you they'll shoot up the school if they dont make 5 friends or smth. i thought they were talking about the other game about school shooting called active shooter, which is weird that theres two games about such a thing

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před rokem +74

      @@tieflingcorpse9817 something something if I had a nickel...

    • @SitrusTheGay
      @SitrusTheGay Před rokem +2

      Oh really?

  • @leshka8974
    @leshka8974 Před rokem +3929

    I like how everyone trying to launch a drone into this bird. It's kind of a protective instinct that works on everyone 💀

    • @yahoo1489
      @yahoo1489 Před rokem +30

      I mean... Wouldn't you?

    • @ghostfromgotham2661
      @ghostfromgotham2661 Před rokem +140

      Reminds me of when people first see huggy wuggy in popoy playtime, every single playthrough I saw, people used the grab hand to try to high five him, it's just a natural instinct ig XD

    • @aliataya1089
      @aliataya1089 Před rokem +20

      @@ghostfromgotham2661 I mean not really, he had his hand in a high five position so logically you high five but if someone has their hand in a handshake position then logically you’ll shake they hand like it just makes sense it’s not really an instinct

    • @Starvaze
      @Starvaze Před rokem +15

      Bird: ugh. They send in the drone....what ever

    • @ToxicConversationV2
      @ToxicConversationV2 Před rokem +3

      @@aliataya1089 highfive

  • @colekiesler6721
    @colekiesler6721 Před rokem +6927

    Jack 2014: “Indie horror games are terrifying.”
    Jack 2023: “Indie horror games are funny but also still terrifying.”

  • @holmanjag
    @holmanjag Před rokem +2078

    The character movement is definitely unique. Stalking, pacing staring. Not seen that before in a game but this looks like a tech demo for something rather than anything else.

    • @ninjaguy_232
      @ninjaguy_232 Před rokem +70

      They put an invisible wall to block the bird from getting you before pushing the button.

    • @Millie-Million
      @Millie-Million Před rokem +23

      They literally do this in Poppy Playtime

    • @holmanjag
      @holmanjag Před rokem +14

      The invisible wall trick doesn't suprise me to be fair.
      And I don't remember really anything of poppy playtime. Although I remember that I enjoyed watching Sean play. I barely remember any of it 😂

    • @beanids
      @beanids Před rokem +10

      @@Millie-Million and it’s done infinitely better there.

    • @MegaMinecrafteFan
      @MegaMinecrafteFan Před rokem +11

      The forest or green hell does a better job at replicating predators compared to a scripted event

  • @OfficialCorinneGames
    @OfficialCorinneGames Před rokem +568

    The way Opila bird would stop and stare at you before attacking is what some preditors do in the wild. They stalk their prey to study them before attacking. which is a pretty cool detail.

    • @epkurnissheoway
      @epkurnissheoway Před rokem +46

      Turns out it only does that cuz they put up invisible walls so you could actually escape it

    • @plate2105
      @plate2105 Před rokem +3

      *predators

    • @ferociousfeind8538
      @ferociousfeind8538 Před 9 měsíci +16

      ​@@epkurnissheowaygotta love it when the only innovative thing a game does was a fucking glitch and completely unintentional lmao

  • @loonify9604
    @loonify9604 Před rokem +5581

    Opila bird just kinda.. stalking you and not killing you straight away is actually something i want more in horror games. that scared me more than if he were to just outright kill you.
    wow damn ppl get rly upset when u say anthing remotely position about this game 😭

    • @zakshei6967
      @zakshei6967 Před rokem +50

      That scares you?

    • @bibibirdy615
      @bibibirdy615 Před rokem +410

      @@zakshei6967yes, it’s designed to act like a predator.

    • @gronkykong7863
      @gronkykong7863 Před rokem +264

      I feel like the fact that it looks like a pink heroin junkie ostrich kinda takes away from the fear factor. But I do agree that the way it moves is kinda spooky.

    • @jamileelaire7425
      @jamileelaire7425 Před rokem +57

      @@gronkykong7863 Yea for sure if it was like a giant spider, or a demon or something else horror themed like hell even a ghost or a corpse like the Mortuary

    • @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413
      @dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Před rokem +12

      @@bibibirdy615 no, not really, its designed to not kill you as soon as possible

  • @anam8803
    @anam8803 Před rokem +12447

    this felt more like a demo than an actual game

    • @caitlynchannon2270
      @caitlynchannon2270 Před rokem +763

      Right? I got to the end and went, wow that's it?

    • @CinnamonGhost_Crunch
      @CinnamonGhost_Crunch Před rokem +602

      @@caitlynchannon2270 you can actually beat the game in five minutes if you speedrun

    • @caitlynchannon2270
      @caitlynchannon2270 Před rokem +154

      @@CinnamonGhost_Crunch that's insane.

    • @Axeeco
      @Axeeco Před rokem +206

      @@CinnamonGhost_Crunch even less, Im pretty sure Astral Spiff got a sub 5 when the game came out, and he only gave it a couple of tries

    • @BraindamageReel
      @BraindamageReel Před rokem +379

      Feels more like a money laundering scheme than an actual game

  • @skykrasher4475
    @skykrasher4475 Před rokem +1037

    What’s scary about Opila Bird is how she acts (or at least moves) like an actual bird. As a bird owner myself, I can tell you that if my parrot was 10 times the size of a cat and came at me, I’d be screaming in terror.

    • @pinkint2087
      @pinkint2087 Před rokem +4

      I think the bird is a he, I don't know though, it doesn't tell you, so I could be wrong

    • @WitchKing-Of-Angmar
      @WitchKing-Of-Angmar Před rokem +59

      ​​@@pinkint2087 because that's whats important.

    • @rokkraljkolesa9317
      @rokkraljkolesa9317 Před rokem +31

      @@pinkint2087 does the pronoun of a murderous kindergarten mascot really matter in this case? and I'm pretty sure it's canonically female, since in chapter 2 it has a bunch of babies running around in one area

    • @pinkint2087
      @pinkint2087 Před rokem +5

      True, by the way what's your favourite mascot, I like the jellyfish

    • @StarMisura
      @StarMisura Před rokem +1

      @@pinkint2087 pretty sure it’s a woman. The name is literally “Opila”

  • @GippyHappy
    @GippyHappy Před rokem +507

    I think there's an art to game design that is being lost over time.
    That being: actually properly communicating what the players are supposed to be doing. Like instead of just slamming text on screen that says hit this button to do this and expecting them to remember, you teach them with proper puzzles one at a time and then put it to the test with a harder puzzle that combines those things. That way you don't have Jack not remembering there's a button to summon the drone right to him, and having to trial and error the last bit with an enemy that keeps killing him repeatedly because the game gives you absolutely zero indication what you're supposed to do. Like when was platforming introduced before it literally became life and death? Moving floors were never established!
    And then they throw in an invisible wall because you didn't escape the "right" way.
    Watching Ross (RubberRoss) designing Mario Maker levels really gave me an appreciation for good game design.

    • @TheEpicGalaxy21
      @TheEpicGalaxy21 Před rokem +33

      I wouldn't necessarily say it's being 'lost' as much as maybe games just becoming randomly popular/ trendy for no real reason. Game that the devs spent years working on with love and care and a degree in Game-ology? *OFF TO OBSCURE-VILLE WITH YOU!* Lazy-ish Cash Grab game made by overworked AAA devs or random indie devs? *TO THE MOOOOOOON!*

    • @fluffyrat4440
      @fluffyrat4440 Před rokem +4

      @@TheEpicGalaxy21 I wouldnt even say that necessarily. I dont think that there's 'that many' games to play at some point, so you have to go after indie ones if youre a content creator, and sometimes theyre just kinda trash

    • @TheEpicGalaxy21
      @TheEpicGalaxy21 Před rokem +2

      @@fluffyrat4440 Well, the thing is that hundreds if not thousands of Games are being released pretty much every day or week. (Might be a slight exaggeration, but the point is that there's a LOT). So Content Creators kind of have to filter through the sea of games to find stuff to play. Depending on various factors, some games just get played/ get more famous than others. Whether it's marketing, word of mouth, or whatever it is that makes content creators decide to play the games they play.
      In this case, Jacksepticeye said "People did say this one was good" so I'm guessing he just found this game somehow and others said it was good.

    • @fluffyrat4440
      @fluffyrat4440 Před rokem +3

      @@TheEpicGalaxy21 Yeah, I agree with exactly that actually lol! I was thinking about it today and it's really not a decrease in quality, just an increase in accessibility. So youd be right that there's just way too many games rather than not enough!

    • @ignisx3791
      @ignisx3791 Před rokem +3

      It's not being lost over time. Good game design you won't notice unless you're looking for it.

  • @odd_prophet
    @odd_prophet Před rokem +4668

    Jack saying “your kidney will sell for a high dollar” is probably going to haunt my nightmares for the next few months

  • @sophiags4240
    @sophiags4240 Před rokem +2864

    Seàn completely missing Opila bird and reading the note instead was hilarious. 😂

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Před rokem +21

      Mighta missed it. Time stamp?

    • @marydizzycat
      @marydizzycat Před rokem +43

      @@BTTRSWYT 20:27 be aware of jumpscare tho

    • @kismetmoon9294
      @kismetmoon9294 Před rokem +6

      Seán*

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Před rokem +13

      @@marydizzycat I laugh in the face of jumpsca-AYAYAYAYA

    • @BTTRSWYT
      @BTTRSWYT Před rokem +1

      @@marydizzycat I did end up finding it though lol

  • @BromeliaBotanicas
    @BromeliaBotanicas Před rokem +201

    "I alone I want to pla- JESUS" had me dead as you can clearly see opila bird making his way over to jack 💀💀

    • @ahgwsn
      @ahgwsn Před rokem +3

      YES LMAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY

    • @mariorockersxd4919
      @mariorockersxd4919 Před 9 měsíci

      *her

    • @coffingxrl
      @coffingxrl Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@mariorockersxd4919it doesn’t matter. I dont think opila cares what you call her

  • @gaiaowu9862
    @gaiaowu9862 Před rokem +584

    the range of jack's voice acting will always be insane to me, one second he sounds like he belongs in a video game (which ironically has already happened) and the next, hes just a regular irish guy lol

    • @danplays6273
      @danplays6273 Před rokem +1

      Wait what game was he in?

    • @CloudMouth27
      @CloudMouth27 Před rokem +4

      ​@@danplays6273 Poppy Playtime & Bendy and the Ink Machine

    • @CrankyRayy
      @CrankyRayy Před rokem

      Ngl he seems like he’s on coke in this video

    • @p0p525
      @p0p525 Před rokem +1

      Tbh all his voices sound too much like himself
      Each time I hear him he's just jack

    • @gavinisback
      @gavinisback Před 11 měsíci

      @@danplays6273Bendy

  • @theprouknow491
    @theprouknow491 Před rokem +2994

    Jacks the type of guy to greet his reflection when he looks in the mirror

  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 Před rokem +1796

    As a bird owner the birdie scares actually just cracked me up. Reminds me of my cockatiel when he doesn't like my guests. He once fought a friend of mine for her plate of food and won lol. Hes my sweet boy though.

    • @gothic_nix
      @gothic_nix Před rokem +71

      I also have a cockatiel and some days when he's in a mood he also does that😭

    • @j0ellyfish
      @j0ellyfish Před rokem +38

      Dude, it did for me too. My little feather baby does that when he clearly doesn't like you or objects.

    • @birdlythebirdkid5208
      @birdlythebirdkid5208 Před rokem +28

      Got a quaker parrot over here. If she wasn't so attached to her cage and the room it's in, I fear she would gladly torment any fool that crosses her vision.
      She can certainly do that stare from her cage, though.

    • @Drakeawake
      @Drakeawake Před rokem +2

      I love cockatiels:') I miss mine. 😢

    • @blueberrysugar4687
      @blueberrysugar4687 Před rokem +1

      Mine climbs on top of me and cuddles into my belly fat and then goes for the plate and flies as if he’s running away with my chips

  • @justinruys716
    @justinruys716 Před rokem +306

    The thing that makes this game feel so janky in my opinion is the fact that they use invisible barriers in stressful situations. Just using a visual prompt like a wall appearing would have made such a difference.

  • @gloomy_quasar614
    @gloomy_quasar614 Před rokem +118

    love the stalking aspect. it makes it so much scarier the fact he didnt chase you but just stared for a while. but that was kinda the only scary part or intresting part

  • @IDONTNEEDANAME460
    @IDONTNEEDANAME460 Před rokem +3898

    The Garten of Banban is absolutely without a single doubt, one of the games of all time.

  • @PinkBlackDragon
    @PinkBlackDragon Před rokem +2913

    Banban being honest about wanting pancreas and Jack is absolutely tearing him apart for other stuff he probably didn't do. Respect for Banban.

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před rokem +44

      Justice for my man BanBan

    • @Newtonbur
      @Newtonbur Před rokem +43

      BanBan says "Dissolve the stock market!!!" Do what BanBan says, BanBan is the leader now! 🤣

    • @amaliarosenthal822
      @amaliarosenthal822 Před rokem +1

      It's just a JOKE, and its JUST A GAME, stop harassing jack just because he made A FUNNY JOKE!!!

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Před rokem +27

      @@amaliarosenthal822 So is this comment. Stop harrassing someone for making a joke

    • @usuitakumisfulltimemaid5562
      @usuitakumisfulltimemaid5562 Před rokem +22

      @@amaliarosenthal822 The irony of this comment. Very “r/woosh” of you.

  • @KingPotatoTheIV
    @KingPotatoTheIV Před rokem +357

    As a guy named Josh, the amount of time it took Jack to go from “Jumbo Josh is so cool”, to “suck it Josh” was surprising! 😂

    • @FatYoshi619
      @FatYoshi619 Před rokem +8

      Jumbo Josh sounds like some superhero from a kids' cartoon "Jumbo Josh! To the rescue!" it's adorable lol.

    • @StarMisura
      @StarMisura Před rokem +3

      @@FatYoshi619 for some reason it reminds me of Team UmiZoomi

  • @chosenmaple99
    @chosenmaple99 Před rokem +174

    Sean saying “dissolve your assets and go bankrupt” will always have me dying of laughter

  • @Fenteous
    @Fenteous Před rokem +688

    I love how both Sean and Mark's first reaction was to sic the drone on the bird

    • @vov0626
      @vov0626 Před 10 měsíci +10

      And they both said that the playground area was like squid game

  • @cay06mae
    @cay06mae Před rokem +1442

    Jack’s ban ban voice will haunt me for decades

    • @autumnmaners7809
      @autumnmaners7809 Před rokem +9

      @Instabruh User absolutely nope 😂

    • @behbeh01
      @behbeh01 Před rokem +9

      It sounds just like Professor Snape from a Very Potter Musical and I’m here for it 😂😂😂

    • @henryhobbitbox
      @henryhobbitbox Před rokem +3

      It sounds like the Ice King from Adventure Time idk why

    • @emeraldkoala2543
      @emeraldkoala2543 Před rokem +4

      It sounds really familiar to me but I can't place it.

    • @SuperJGGaming
      @SuperJGGaming Před rokem +1

      Also his expression lol

  • @samanthamatheson6886
    @samanthamatheson6886 Před rokem +115

    22:54 is gotta be my favorite. He finally figures out what he needs to do and he then misses the timing of the jump🤣

  • @damienvieres
    @damienvieres Před rokem +33

    17:12
    "Was that the bite of 87!!"

  • @saygoodnight.Gracie
    @saygoodnight.Gracie Před rokem +836

    The SECOND that first chair moved, I knew exactly what was gonna happen next. Gotta love his consistency. Truly reliable 🤣

  • @SquirmieWormington
    @SquirmieWormington Před rokem +654

    I like how when the bird is watching you it’s not just standing still, it’s moving and walking and pacing around like a real bird or predator would do, it’s a very nice detail and kind of cute to watch it move so curiously and carefully

    • @jacobcox4565
      @jacobcox4565 Před rokem +41

      Too bad that neat behavior is wasted on this awful game

    • @marttipelaa
      @marttipelaa Před rokem +6

      Or its just shitty AI. You never know with this game

    • @gamingcat1384
      @gamingcat1384 Před rokem +6

      @@marttipelaa this game was actually meant as a joke to “mascot” horror games it was never intended to be a real one

    • @F1rstNameLastName
      @F1rstNameLastName Před rokem +13

      ​@marttipelaa it's not even the bird's AI, the devs put an invisible wall there to stop the bird for a few seconds so that you have enough time.

    • @jacobcox4565
      @jacobcox4565 Před rokem +14

      @@gamingcat1384 I don't think it's a joke, judging by how the creators of the game are handling criticism on Twitter. I wish it was a joke, though

  • @Searsaur
    @Searsaur Před rokem +28

    27:07 The way he said "JUMBO JOOOSH" and the way the camera shook was hilarious

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay Před rokem +39

    i swear a comedy horror game from this would work SO well. opila bird on her own is just so funny - and picturing once she falls in the pit a puff of feathers flying up made me laugh more than it should.
    and i like the idea of the premise of a kindergarten somehow making millions and having enough disposable funds for a huge underground network of hybrid monsters being used for comedy.
    there's potential if it doesn't take itself seriously like it seems to wanna do

  • @lachness384
    @lachness384 Před rokem +354

    11:53 Can I note how incredible Jack’s impression of Moon Drop was?!?

    • @zakshei6967
      @zakshei6967 Před rokem +32

      Yes you solely can notice and nobody else can will or wants to

    • @lachness384
      @lachness384 Před rokem +17

      @@zakshei6967 literally the best reply I’ve ever read

    • @JoyaLewisTheMusician
      @JoyaLewisTheMusician Před rokem +4

      It was fantastic

    • @watermelonhuy984
      @watermelonhuy984 Před rokem +1

      He sounded like green goblin I mean exactly like green goblin

    • @colemanholt2434
      @colemanholt2434 Před rokem +6

      During Jack's playthrough of Security Breach, he said that Kellen Goff complimented his impression. He's got the voice down.

  • @grimreaper.-.8073
    @grimreaper.-.8073 Před rokem +488

    15:51 i don't know but just a drone hitting a wall, with such speed is just so funny for me, and i love that jack also enjoys seeing it do that

  • @flashkirby101
    @flashkirby101 Před rokem +25

    21:09 jesus christ that made my skin crawl...

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom Před rokem +17

    19:37 Yeah, that logic makes sense lol

  • @kronos2107
    @kronos2107 Před rokem +1414

    I had a feeling Jack would actually play this game but damn, he hits different

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 Před rokem +68

      He's hit you before?

    • @Ghostman223
      @Ghostman223 Před rokem +62

      @@paperclip6377 yeah what type of abusive relationship is this?

    • @a_coloradan8689
      @a_coloradan8689 Před rokem +12

      Why are there so many bots under this comment like other comments have no bots but this one has em all 💀

    • @itsatticuss
      @itsatticuss Před rokem +1

      @@a_coloradan8689 no there is just 1

    • @Kallichore09
      @Kallichore09 Před rokem +5

      @@itsatticuss Before there were many

  • @piscesklara
    @piscesklara Před rokem +190

    12:10 Fun fact: hens will sometimes eat unfertilised eggs for extra nutrients 😊😊 idk about other birds tho :D

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 Před rokem +4

      I mean, we do that too, so that ain’t too weird

    • @wookie6103
      @wookie6103 Před rokem +9

      @@poyloos4834 by human standards that would be like eating an embryo for brunch

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 Před rokem +2

      @@wookie6103 well yeah, but we do eat unfertilized chicken eggs for nutrients. Yes there’s the whole cannibalism aspect, but they don’t really have the sapience to consider that, so I don’t judge them for it, or find it particularly unsettling. Btw just to cover my bases, I’m not a vegan, I don’t think eating chicken eggs is wrong, I’m just saying it isn’t an entirely foreign idea imo.

    • @nicoschroeder5379
      @nicoschroeder5379 Před rokem +3

      @@wookie6103 no. An embryo is not the equivalent to an unfertilized egg 😂
      Back to biology class buddy.
      Eating a human embryo would be the same as eating a chicken embryo.

    • @poyloos4834
      @poyloos4834 Před rokem +3

      @@nicoschroeder5379 okay, then why did he bring up embryos in the first place? And no need to be passive-aggressive.

  • @pumpkinnugget7820
    @pumpkinnugget7820 Před rokem +56

    I love when sean just speaks korean casually. Idk it suprises me everytime.

  • @conductedbowl763
    @conductedbowl763 Před rokem +42

    The bird is so much more creepy because it approaches you slowly stopping sometimes to try and gauge what you are almost like it's sentient

  • @H0r53f7y
    @H0r53f7y Před rokem +185

    For what it's worth, most people miss/forget the prompt about teleporting the drone, and you're one of the only ones among them I've seen that actually remembered/figured it out

    • @bumbalaaa
      @bumbalaaa Před rokem +3

      What exactly are you trying to accomplish with that pfp

    • @H0r53f7y
      @H0r53f7y Před rokem +13

      A lot of people have ones that represent identity or attraction, and since I wasn't able to explore that part of myself for so long I wanted to embrace it as much as I could, hence the "Female/Male Bigender Pride" PvP (sadly I recently learned it shares a passing resemblance to a flag for a certain group that has no right trying to become Lgbtq+, but options for Bigender pride flags are sparce, with the original having been designed by human garbage😑)

  • @headphonesdawg
    @headphonesdawg Před rokem +237

    That moon impression was super on-point, damn

    • @MistressofHeaven
      @MistressofHeaven Před rokem +2

      That will probably bring it back into my nightmares. Thanks Jack!

  • @frankconrad8561
    @frankconrad8561 Před rokem +29

    9:27
    Captain fiddle: “Ooga Booga! Booga Ooga!”
    BanBan: “DISSOLVE THE STOCK MARKET! EEEH HEH HEH HEH! CAPITALISM IS KING! BURN IT A-HALL! UH HUEH!!!”
    😂

  • @dolarigd8813
    @dolarigd8813 Před rokem +124

    This game changed Jack. He now sounds like he has gone through many stages of psychological torment

  • @RomanHarrington4
    @RomanHarrington4 Před rokem +274

    Jack missing the bird on the chair and going for the note gave me a new grey hair from stress hahaha

  • @corellioncrusaderproductio4679

    Say what you want about this game, but honestly the movement AI for that bird is on point. I love the way it randomly goes to the side and just stares.

    • @september3343
      @september3343 Před rokem +73

      It's not ai it's the same everytime

    • @BigManOzzie
      @BigManOzzie Před rokem +90

      An honest question. Are we really going to put the bar on the floor?

    • @user-wi7iy2me7y
      @user-wi7iy2me7y Před rokem +79

      The only thing good about the game was the birds uncanny moviment
      Everything else is garbo

    • @Marconeon2114
      @Marconeon2114 Před rokem +57

      that bird deserves to be in a better game

    • @firecraft1324
      @firecraft1324 Před rokem

      Dumbest comment I've ever seen lol

  • @nightey975
    @nightey975 Před rokem +62

    Sean's interpretation of Banban is scarier & better than the entire game.

  • @carissa_all_
    @carissa_all_ Před rokem +24

    oh my, what he said "naughty children must be punished" 11:53 he sounded just like the voice. Did Sean voice Moon in FNAF??

    • @CheesyCake-rv3wv
      @CheesyCake-rv3wv Před rokem +9

      He didn’t, but he can mimic him really well. Kellen Goff voiced Moon :)

  • @Raptorfired
    @Raptorfired Před rokem +729

    Jack is type of guy to watch horror movies and sleep peacefully

    • @kace9035
      @kace9035 Před rokem +11

      me too frfr

    • @billster7424
      @billster7424 Před rokem +38

      Nah, I don’t think it’s that he has a high fear tolerance it’s just because this game wasn’t scary at all

    • @koruyamashimada9094
      @koruyamashimada9094 Před rokem +7

      The man probably watches horror movies to relax after a hard day's work

    • @dmwingon
      @dmwingon Před rokem +6

      i'm that type of person but my excuse is depression and crippling levels of apathy

    • @jozopath
      @jozopath Před rokem +5

      Ngl I like to binge watch horror movies. Like I’ll pick a movie and watch it then whatever decides to play next I’ll watch. I do this until i wanna do something else. I’m kind of immune to horror now lol. I’ll binge watch it in the middle of the night with all the lights off. I do wish I could feel how it felt when I first started watching horror. All spooked but thrilled

  • @snappedfoil
    @snappedfoil Před rokem +32

    20:30 genuinely scared me, which is weird since i haven't been scared of a horror game in a long time, i thought i was desensitized.

    • @alduinfr
      @alduinfr Před rokem +7

      it got me laughing my ass off

  • @cloggedsinkdrain
    @cloggedsinkdrain Před rokem +22

    14:41, "Ooga Booga, booga ooga dude"

  • @TenguKannushi
    @TenguKannushi Před rokem +31

    congrats, 20:33 was the first time I've been jumpscared successfully in over two years. Christ almighty

    • @strawberryscentedchlorofor9935
      @strawberryscentedchlorofor9935 Před rokem +15

      Man, id be so mad if after 2 years of enduring jump scares with at least some effort put into em, THAT got me💀

  • @microwave6053
    @microwave6053 Před rokem +79

    For a parent looking for their missing child time is a delicate matter: makes time go faster.

  • @lordcuteg
    @lordcuteg Před rokem +179

    Jack's impression of Banban was the scariest part of the video

  • @newtmas6749
    @newtmas6749 Před rokem +19

    17:24 letting the intrusive thoughts win

  • @Glowinthedarkshark
    @Glowinthedarkshark Před rokem +231

    You know a game is a cheap cash grab when there’s a button for merch in the menu(for a game that JUST CAME OUT)

    • @DerpTQ
      @DerpTQ Před rokem +3

      A bit late to say this but all the games are surprisingly free and is coming out a bit too quickly

    • @ACSkitters
      @ACSkitters Před rokem +18

      @@DerpTQ FREE?! Chapter 2 and 3 cost 5 euro on steam, what does Free mean to you? 5 euro (10 for both chapters) is way too much for this shit of franchise

    • @tipsing6421
      @tipsing6421 Před rokem +2

      @@ACSkitters brotha the next 2 games can EASILY be worth 5 bucks. The first is obviously not long enough but the second chapter took me like 2 1/2 hours and had amazing moments. Definitely worth 5 dollars. And if it's not worth it to you, then just don't play

    • @ACSkitters
      @ACSkitters Před rokem +10

      @@tipsing6421 If it's worth it for you GREAT, I was saying to the person I was replying to that all the games AREN'T free and I then stated my opinion that the games aren't worth to be bought, opinions exist and I just stated mine, thanks for stating yours

    • @tipsing6421
      @tipsing6421 Před rokem +1

      @@ACSkitters yeah hes definitely wrong about the games being free, but i can confidently say ive paid way more money for a worse game. Fun? Eh, maybe sometimes. But it can be justified for 5 bucks

  • @Akitsunesceilingfan
    @Akitsunesceilingfan Před rokem +36

    Gab: Babe it’s time for your daily exorcism!
    Seán: 23:42

  • @sonnyflower7344
    @sonnyflower7344 Před rokem +344

    jack's commentary magically make this game not so boring to watch

    • @nman551
      @nman551 Před rokem +2

      I can watch other people play it, but personally I don’t wanna play it

  • @DigiDrifter
    @DigiDrifter Před rokem +29

    What cracks me up is Jack compares this to Security Breach and then does a Moondrop impression. Like out of ALL the characters in Security Breach, that's the one he does, and the fact that that indeed is one of Moon's lines if memory serves.

    • @samkohlo9158
      @samkohlo9158 Před rokem +6

      Because the environment Jack was in at that point was kind of similar to Moondrop’s sequence.

  • @Compnerd2525
    @Compnerd2525 Před rokem +19

    13:06 "if I were a child and I'm not. I could think better than they do. Children don't know. Can I not go down the slide?"...

  • @fryabolical
    @fryabolical Před rokem +673

    Glad Jack uploaded. Watching him is a such great way to spend eating my lunch.

    • @blitzsmile5487
      @blitzsmile5487 Před rokem

      @Don't Read My Profile Picture ok i wont

    • @Saelum_SnakeVT
      @Saelum_SnakeVT Před rokem +5

      Jack has filled my life with laughter, excitement, and joy! I have been a fan since 2014 (I think), and I will never forget what he has done to make my day! He was my childhood CZcamsr, and a childhood friend! I was planning to go to Ireland when I graduate Highschool, and meet him someday in the future! I also want to say that, SPEED IS MO FUXKING KEY!!!!

    • @_.-._.-.
      @_.-._.-. Před rokem +5

      How was your lunch? I had homemade hummus and tortilla chips :)

    • @fryabolical
      @fryabolical Před rokem +5

      @@_.-._.-. Was good thanks for asking. I had generic, terrible for you chicken Pattie’s from Walmart lmao.

    • @GameOver-nm2us
      @GameOver-nm2us Před rokem +2

      @@Saelum_SnakeVT half expected a link at the end of this comment

  • @orchetect7415
    @orchetect7415 Před rokem +60

    That confusing jumpscare with the note kind of ruined the impact I think. Nothing can really top how Mark’s soul just leaves his body at Opila across that chasm, eerily creeping toward him for the first time. The slow burn up to that with his guard down then suddenly turning unsettling was chef’s kiss.

  • @hansvonflammenwerfer2817
    @hansvonflammenwerfer2817 Před 8 měsíci +5

    24:46 ITS THE THING, ITS BANBAN ITS UTHMAN. I FUCKING PIECED IT TOGETHER MY BRAIN HAS FINANNYL STARTED WORKING AGAIN

  • @winterchill365
    @winterchill365 Před 5 měsíci +1

    The Opila Bird slowly coming closer to Sean, observing him first before killing him like what an actual predatory bird would do to its prey in real life, is a blood-curdling and neat detail.

  • @DJKroc
    @DJKroc Před rokem +127

    Gotta say, the ending of just the yell "JUMBO JOSH!" was highly amusing for me. No clue why, it just was.

    • @LHyoutube
      @LHyoutube Před rokem +8

      Yes, agreed! I think it was particularly funny because not many of us (including me) would have been able to remember the exact name of the character and shout it out so clearly during such sudden a moment of terror! 😂

    • @IHateNumbersOnNames
      @IHateNumbersOnNames Před rokem +1

      scooby doo level shit lmao
      all the gang going "JUMBO JOSH?" collectively and the moster going around crazy giggling

  • @Greeter1987
    @Greeter1987 Před rokem +92

    Jack treating the drone like an attack dog gives me life

  • @kaitlinsebbage2120
    @kaitlinsebbage2120 Před rokem +23

    Game: "Kindness is free, sprinkle it everywhere!"
    My brain: "Sha-daan!" 😊🥰

  • @kath26
    @kath26 Před 8 měsíci +4

    (15:07) “A destructive tool is needed to remove these planks”
    The drone: say less
    Drone: *bonk*

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage Před rokem +24

    23:51 "I don't want to be reincarnated, I want out!" Buddha: "Hey, how's it going?" ☸

  • @mikastone764
    @mikastone764 Před rokem +39

    The scariest part of this video is Sean's impression of Banban lol. The bird is pretty unsettling too though. Need a flamethrower for that thing and make Opila Bird KFC.

  • @Angy-yv4ko
    @Angy-yv4ko Před rokem +13

    I stopped watching this like half way through because i had to do something, and i came back at 14:36..what a warm welcoming 😭

  • @jorgenl19955
    @jorgenl19955 Před rokem +17

    11:39 That utterly confused expression caught me completely off guard, had me absolutely rolling!

  • @NoahE01
    @NoahE01 Před rokem +32

    7:38 I genuinely think he's lost his mind

  • @lynwood
    @lynwood Před rokem +564

    this game was meant to be more of a parody of games like poppy playtime, so i think that’s why it’s a bit more janky to play. whatever they did to make the bird stalk you like that was incredible though, it felt a lot like a predatory animal kind of playing with you instead of just immediately gunning it towards you in that one bit
    [edit: sry i didn’t know it wasn’t a parody can y’all pls stop replying w the exact same thing i just wanted to talk abt cool creepy bird thing thank u

    • @truemang0
      @truemang0 Před rokem +172

      This game wasn't originally meant to be a parody the devs only went with that due to the Internet collectively shitting on it. Rightfully so btw

    • @Necessity4fun
      @Necessity4fun Před rokem +67

      I've heard that the bird only stops because of an invisible wall and honestly? After seeing said walls get in the way of jack on either side I'm... inclined to believe it. Wouldn't need them if the Bird AI was properly coded : /

    • @blankuser987
      @blankuser987 Před rokem +78

      no, the game was unfortunately unironic
      it's actually that bad

    • @salisor5280
      @salisor5280 Před rokem +23

      @@truemang0 im curious do you even have legitimate proof that the game wasnt originally a parody? cause this shits always being said EVERYTIME a parody game comes out.

    • @truemang0
      @truemang0 Před rokem +86

      @@salisor5280 When the game first came out the devs were hiding hate tweets about the game which they only decided to unhide once the wider public began to joke about the game. And also, they launched a merch store immediately and made plans for a second game (not a chapter 2 or anything) after a 30 minute shitfest, that's such a scummy thing to do if this is ironic.

  • @ArtemisArrow
    @ArtemisArrow Před rokem +20

    26:08 "Are you just going down to get Opila bird again"
    Opila: "SCREEEE!!" *translation: You thought you got rid of me, jokes on you *😂😂😂

  • @_End00r_
    @_End00r_ Před rokem +46

    Jack: "If I were a child, *and I'm not*, I could think better than they do!"
    Also jack: *Gets upset he can't go down the slide.*

  • @InfernalPanda
    @InfernalPanda Před rokem +100

    This is the most pure, unadulterated chaos I’ve seen from Sean in a hot minute😂 loving every second of it!!

  • @reptilesbite
    @reptilesbite Před rokem +432

    bro had to secure the monthly children's mascot horror game bag have to respect it

    • @Tmaster2006YT
      @Tmaster2006YT Před rokem +53

      Why horror games have become a joke in recent years.

    • @scardycat4462
      @scardycat4462 Před rokem +42

      @@Tmaster2006YT cause you have to make youtubers play it and get attention so you can sell stuff to get money.

    • @bofi1280
      @bofi1280 Před rokem +72

      @@scardycat4462 It's annoying. People aren't trying to genuinely make good horror games anymore.

    • @scardycat4462
      @scardycat4462 Před rokem +44

      @@bofi1280 some are, but you don't usually see them, thanks to this garbage getting popular.

    • @bofi1280
      @bofi1280 Před rokem +27

      @@scardycat4462 True. That's why I get happy when Puppet combo and Chilla's art games got some spotlight.

  • @Bisctard
    @Bisctard Před rokem +10

    0:08 "the garten of banban its everywhere"
    Probably will be soon tho there will be bootleg toys everywhere like with poppy playtime

  • @theEisbergmann
    @theEisbergmann Před rokem +2

    "A bird eating an egg is cannibalism" - Well... have you eaten a mammal before?

  • @channelnamenotfound1751
    @channelnamenotfound1751 Před rokem +16

    24:20 he didn't see the feet on the wall it can climb bac, out

  • @Gamrison
    @Gamrison Před rokem +50

    I'm just glad you, I, and everyone else that played the game agreed to try and attack the Bird with the drone immediately on first seeing them haha.

  • @RosemaryBo1991
    @RosemaryBo1991 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Alternate title: 29 minutes of Jack going insane in a kindergarten

  • @return3168
    @return3168 Před rokem +34

    I love how at the end you can tell Jack is trying his hardest not to insult the game even though it was clearly slapped together in a few minutes

    • @ed3nn111
      @ed3nn111 Před rokem +1

      go on then, make a game yourself

    • @xzkilerymax8395
      @xzkilerymax8395 Před rokem +5

      @@ed3nn111 make one yourself will never not be a shit argument against criticism lol

    • @ed3nn111
      @ed3nn111 Před rokem +2

      @@xzkilerymax8395 criticism is saying something and telling the person how to fix their mistake and how to grow and learn from it. they’re just being blatantly rude at a creation that somebody was very proud of and that people enjoy. think about that

    • @xzkilerymax8395
      @xzkilerymax8395 Před rokem +5

      @@ed3nn111 still there opinion, you don’t need to know how to create a game to tell when a game is bad.

    • @EndertheDragon0922
      @EndertheDragon0922 Před rokem

      @@ed3nn111 Check out PolyMars++‘s video, “I made a horror game in 1 hour.” It’s about as visually impressive as this game. Obviously it’s much smaller scale but that’s because there was a strict 1 hour time limit… these devs had as much time as they wanted, still produced a shit product, decided it was good enough, and set it free into the world.
      And then they did it again for the sequel.
      I think “go make one yourself” is a terrible argument considering many people have already made horror games themselves which are actually good. Those are testaments to the fact that good games are possible. People _have_ made games and they don’t look like this one. Yes, even without massive budgets (as seen by indie games such as FNaF)

  • @chadbrowkoski6500
    @chadbrowkoski6500 Před rokem +20

    20:19 proof that he pays no attention to video games surroundings

  • @FananaGaming
    @FananaGaming Před rokem +347

    Jumpscare list for everyone
    Mild 5:35 chicken peering around the corner
    Mild 20:20 scary noise
    Intense 20:30 chicken jumpscare
    Scary 21:20 chicken stalking Sean
    Scary 21:32 chicken jumpscare again
    Very scary 23:37 another one
    Scary 27:05 JUMBO JOSH

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 Před rokem +58

      There's literally nothing scary in this video

    • @calliecorn
      @calliecorn Před rokem +46

      Chicken jumpscare is maybe the funniest way to describe it oml

    • @Marconeon2114
      @Marconeon2114 Před rokem +29

      'very scary' LMAO

    • @caitlynchannon2270
      @caitlynchannon2270 Před rokem +41

      @paperclip6377 i still enjoy this list for heads up with a heart condition.

    • @melaniep8761
      @melaniep8761 Před rokem +8

      Thank you, oh great one 😭

  • @TheCoffeeCatDad
    @TheCoffeeCatDad Před rokem +4

    "I'm putting my head in Opila Bird's.. MOUTH!"
    Imagine that animated with Opila having this "Wtf?? 🤨" expression on his face as Jack's head is in the beak. 😹

  • @EvanNeedsTherapy
    @EvanNeedsTherapy Před 9 měsíci +2

    Jack talking about kindergarteners playing squid game reminded me of volunteering a summer camp for visually impaired kids aged like 7-13. They insisted we play squid game, so basically red light green light, except if you’re caught you have to drop on the floor like you’re dead, and my friend I was volunteering with actually spoke some Korean, so she would “play as the doll” and say the Korean parts between

  • @Dxublbhs
    @Dxublbhs Před rokem +16

    15:56
    “Master, why do I exist?”
    “You pass butter.”
    “Oh my god…”

    • @borgersmorger596
      @borgersmorger596 Před rokem +3

      naah he exists to smash into things

    • @yoitsvern
      @yoitsvern Před 9 měsíci

      @@borgersmorger596it’s a reference

    • @borgersmorger596
      @borgersmorger596 Před 9 měsíci

      @@yoitsvern yes, but the reference can be changed to fit the characters behavior, for example is that he didn't pass any butter.

  • @lochnessmonsster
    @lochnessmonsster Před rokem +2

    Though this game is rough. Gotta admit. The bird just staring in the hall + when it casually walked over to you and then ACTUALLY tried to decide what to do with you. Oddly enough. Terrifying.

  • @Ash_berry306
    @Ash_berry306 Před rokem +2

    I love the rick and morty reference robot: what is my purpose
    Rick: pass me butter or press a button
    Robot: crap

  • @bluelfsuma
    @bluelfsuma Před rokem +52

    I was hoping Jack somehow would miss the bird coming for him. Dreams do come true!

  • @idrissbenaziz2411
    @idrissbenaziz2411 Před rokem +10

    I love how it’s so bad that everyone is checking it out now 💀

  • @holygrailspails
    @holygrailspails Před rokem +10

    4:40 its like losing a Fight to a NPC in a open world game

  • @kingjace5041
    @kingjace5041 Před 9 měsíci +4

    I love how like 99% of the play through is just him trying to get the drone to move places

  • @calebdouglas2512
    @calebdouglas2512 Před rokem +26

    That drone is the most adorable thing I've seen all week

  • @briiabug
    @briiabug Před rokem +68

    Sean's face when he said "I got an egg" had me friggin cackling 😂😂
    11:38

    • @sarahboothe1731
      @sarahboothe1731 Před rokem +5

      I rewound it a few times because of how he said it. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MaddieHatter8181
    @MaddieHatter8181 Před 2 měsíci +2

    “I’m pretty sure these are all very lovely people and none of them are gonna hurt me emotionally or physically at all.” Little did Jack anticipate that it was the mental anguish he needed to worry about…

  • @elijahvincent985
    @elijahvincent985 Před 3 měsíci +3

    Wanna know something weird? The entire Garten of Banban series is rated E for Everyone, except on Android for some reason.

  • @kazooloodoo
    @kazooloodoo Před rokem +8

    23:39 bru his face😭