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the furry-verse
Edit: holy f
Jesus loves you
@@kasen9487 he’s fake
@@kasen9487 he’s not real
@@Official_RandomCat yes he is and he loves you
@@kasen9487 i do not believe in Jesus I’m not religious
“My name’s not Gabe!”
*bites him*
That has some truth 😅
Legend Lee 🚬🚬🚬
quagmire can now do it without being arrested
edit: wow 1.6k likes guys? u guys crazy af for a sussy comment
XD
Lol
who else but quagmire?
He hates dogs though
@@chasecollins3263 not when he is one
Fun fact: Human bites can be more lethal than animal bites!
Yeah probably. I don't really know if It's true but I kinda agree.
@@rubenthekid6819 yeah ... They said it's because human mouth countain more bacteria than animal. Most of the time animal mouth is much more "clean" (they use their mouth to clean themself). Also our teeth not as sharp as animal teeth ... We are really such a disgusting creature ... 🤣
Rottweiler says hello
@@rubenthekid6819 it is true!
Hyenas, hippos, dogs...
Peter as a dog looks like a cute character
oh hell nah
Murder fuckr
@@bugdestroyer1258 oh hell yeah
Bro u a furry lover
Joe looks cool
Bro wtf
@@that_guyPANTAGON is it illegal to think something looks cool what did u think I meant but he looked fire
@@jackts2375 bro wtf
Thanks
He kinda represents the farcry 6 dog
The same confusing to me and realized Joe's a cop but now hes basically a dog catcher in this universe
Simple. Dogs are Good Boys and Good Girls, thus cops aren't needed.
@@OminousSoul Peter literally proved the opposite
Knowing stewie being gagged was a turn on
Ok Joe being German shepherd is accurate
Actually he's a doberman.
Furries seem to really enjoyed this episode
i did
anyone noticed stewie in the beginning
Why is dog Peter so nice to dog joe?
JESUS CHRIST
@@buffshrek6809
*god
Everybody gangsta till stewie gets kidnapped by furries
They’re launching a counter-attack
@@dave____ then we better get ready
grab your guns were furry hunting
@@lihikern i am already loch'n loaded
@@pablobogopablogames2270 oh i located a furry convention in ohio
me for a second when i saw joe: Damn he must be the only dog whose walking on four legs *before realises hes in a wheelchair* screw this-
Poor Stewie
Peter: hey Joe!
Me:Joe mama 😂
💀
I like how dog joe has the doggie wheelchair😂
they even made joe crippled☠️
they should've barked, then sniffed, then greeted each other
So Joe is a Human catcher in this universe to ?
Damn they're really strict in that dimension
Actually it’s dimension, not dimention 🤓
@@keith.9258 oh I didn't think that in English it was said like that too
My names not Gabe
Bites him
Gabe: fuck
If I was in this universe then it would be doomsday
For everyone asking for the season and episode, it's literally at the top of the video
Joe be in gtag 😂
Every furry dreams
True
The fact that he immediately goes to put someone's dog to sleep after he bites someone. Isn't that literally illegal?
Don't be bad and don't do that to baby
is that a gag ball-
yep
Stewie biting for the plot
The name “Gabe”
*Thats my name*
Do you like the crust of the bread everybody touches but they don’t want you
My names not gabe!
Goes furry mode
Stewie is to young to go to jail
So...do cats still exist?
Why does Joe have to still not have working legs
Yeah cause joe is a dog catcher right
Did they just ball gag the baby...
Honestly I don’t think stewi and Brian were meant to be dimensional travelers. They just can’t set a side 💩. I’d like to see a fight between them and Rick and morty
Idk if it’s just cuz I’m a furry but I like this episode 💀
Most sites say that this is the best episode. Liking this episode and someone saying you're a furry is pure bull shit.
Not being sarcastic well done for hitting 100 lights
“Nice One Stewie” 😒
I wonder... A trip to the the pound...
My name is Gabe
We know, bc your pf
@@Gexo40Videos30 No you didn't, if he didn't say it you wouldn't know
hello gabe
@@insanemokey1025 actually we do it’s there CZcams NAME
@@RQamr Hello later
This is cursed
Like peter dont deserve to be bitten.
It’s a human eat human world
Hell yes
We both know Stewie is better than this
It's more impressive Stewie didn't take out a ray gun and start shooting Peter then Joe
Why the fuck would get a ray gun with him while travelling?
Bro shut the heck up why in the world stewie would bring a Ray gun gun with him? he was just travelling the multi-verse
@@BoboGangster protect himself From the horrors
Offering for perm noble
OmgWhoIsItIgotIt 😂
Jesus vs. Fesus
[The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzo is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.]
Blitzo: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.
[Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.]
Blitzo: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
Millie: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?
Blitzo: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
[He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.]
Moxxie: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Blitzo: *wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
[Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzo eating popcorn.]
Blitzo: Ahh, those were the good times.
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches.
Blitzo: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
Millie: People love musicals, sir.
Blitzo: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?
Moxxie: Sir--
Blitzo: 'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.
Millie: Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?
Moxxie: I-- What?
Millie: *flirtatiously* I thought I knew you.
[She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.]
Blitzo: I can't believe you, Moxxie!
[He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.]
Blitzo: After I made you employee of the month!
Moxxie: *defeated* Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!
Millie: I liked it.
Moxxie: Do not-- *points at Millie* Do not agree with him in front of me!
[The scene cuts to the I.M.P. commercial.]
Blitzo: Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.!
[He gestures to the logo as it appears on screen, then disappears.]
[Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.]
Blitzo: Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell, or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!
[The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"]
Demon Guy: After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!
[Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a grimoire, while Moxxie and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.]
Blitzo: (to camera) Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive! *falls backwards into the portal*
[The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial jingle plays in the background.]
Singer: ♫ When you want somebody gone, ♫
[A dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up.]
Singer: ♫ and you don't want to wait too long ♫
[Moxxie, Blitzo, and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.]
Singer: ♫ call the Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫
[Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The trio cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.]
Singer: ♫ Hand grenade or cyanide, ♫
[Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Millie finishes writing a suicide note.]
Singer: ♫ We'll make it look like suicide ♫
[Blitzo is shown electrocuting someone, Millie is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Moxxie is shown strangling someone.]
Singer: ♫ The Immediate Murder Professionals! ♫
[The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.]
Singer: ♫ We do our job so well, ♫
[The trio come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.]
Singer: ♫ Because, we come straight out from Hell! ♫
[The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.]
[Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.]
Singer: ♫ We'll kill your husband or your wife ♫
[Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.]
Singer: ♫ We'll even let you keep the knife ♫
[A quick sequence then shows the trio assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.]
Singer: ♫ We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession-- ♫
[Moxxie accidentally shoots a boy passing by, eating an ice cream cone.]
Eddie: AUUUGH!
[The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.]
[Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.]
Pink-haired Nurse: *in masculine voice* Doctor, he's not responding!
Blue-haired Nurse: Cool water, stat!
[The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.]
Blue-haired Nurse: It didn't do anything!
[The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.]
Doctor: Dammit! I'm not losing another one.
[Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.]
Doctor: CLEAR!
[They all zap the boy and he wakes up.]
Eddie: *gasps*
Doctor: Holy shit! It actually worked.
[Blitzo, Millie, and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.]
Doctor: He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. *looks up from clipboard* Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?
Blitzo: The fuck is insurance?
[A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.]
[A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.]
Singer: ♫ Kids die for freeeeeee! ♫
Stewies a baby so im going to use the logic that this dog civilization sees babies as we see puppies, I don't think anyone would really say it was biting if a baby bit you, I mean it's just a baby
Fnaf fans
Where’s bonnie !!!
I know you're just pranking us that's a mask
Hey joe mama
Furry be like:
Furries their everywhere
what episode and season?
This episode is the best one in my opinion. Season 8 episode 1.
Since everyone in that universe are animals do you think they have weirdos that dress like humans and call themselves smth like ”skinners”
Family guy but everyone is a furry
Edit: holy f*** holy cow holy sh** dude what the f***
It’s oppersite workd
That’s my name gabe
What season and episode
No I'm Gabe
Which episode?
no i am gabe
What's this episode
My Furby connect the said car accept wraps TO and set pizza
🔥💪🏼💵😎
cool he is a furry
Why did it give me owl house vibes for some reason-
why r they dogs?
Oh my gosh I don’t know are they Furrys are they bears oh furbear😶
episode?
💀💀💀💀💀💀
lmao
What is wrong with the name Gabe
Furry Guy
What is this episode called?
look at the top of the video
That’s my name I hate being a furry if I was in there
What’s wrong with the name Gabe? 😢
Umm.. nothing.
Furry
😆😆😆😆
XD🎉
If everyone was furrys
I meant 100k
ALLAH AKBAR
Are they FURRY
Acccodentolt scrolled row fast now have to see what what happens at the end so ahve to watch it all agains o does a comments….
How do I spell English
👎👎👎👎👎👎👎👎😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💔💔💔💔👎💔😡👎💔😡😡👎😡👎😡😡😡👎😡💔😡👎💔💔😡😡😡😡👎💔
😂ofeq
Jesus loves you
Jesus loves you
Yeah don’t do this on CZcams shorts
@@REDACTED9615 Jesus loves you
@@REDACTED9615 have a great day
No he dosent
furries
Women
Twitter
I'm a furry hater and this is wrong