James May opens the weirdest fan mail yet! | Mail Time Ep.3
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- čas přidán 7. 12. 2019
- It's episode three of James May's mail time and it's about to get super weird. We've had some interesting fan mail in the previous two episodes, but some of these presents take things to a whole new level. Cat lovers beware...
And if you'd like to send something in for May to open on the next episode, the address is in the video.
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*throws out 13 year old kids heart filled letter due to lack of time*
*reads a woolworths rejection letter multiple times and does an in-depth analysis*
May is savage!
his reasoning for it is pretty good i think. as he said to Ben, "you have to get used to a life of disappointment, it's the way it goes" XD :D
Today you send in a application and just don't hear from then for 6 months.
14 years old
Agreed! First class ticket to losing fans, ungrateful sod.
There's a funny irony in that: Life is brutal and unfair, thanks to faithless people acting careless, after they've been sacked by someone they trusted.
When James screwed up that kids letter 😂😂 Absolutely brutal
lmao what killed me was the digital zoom as the piece of paper enters the trash can
BTW the inside of the plane was a concorde
When people get used to being famous, the forget what being humble is.
Probably he would have been a ton more humble if he would not have been as lucky to have passed the phase of Rejection Letters.
@@HRTWARRIOR Nah, he's just from a generation which treats kids as the resilient human beings they are, instead of spoiling them with a bubble of constant shallow praise.
@@HRTWARRIOR What do you expect him to do? Keep all the letters? He doesn't have the space nor the need to save hundreds of letters, No celebrity would. He throws them away after reading them. At least he finds a new home for the items he doesn't want, most people would bin them
Hello James, I'd love the sweater.
I would wear it while ruining little kids dreams just like you did in this video.
Lol like freddy? That joke has so many layers lol gg
Straight to the trashcan for you sunshine 😂😂
Lol
"I know your only 14 but you have to get used to a lifetime of disappointment" 🤣🤣
Some say that camera is still trying to focus on the coin
The Stig's currency cousin.
Definitely not a Sony
where are the comments he mentioned where he announces who won what?
@@dylanslater83 Definitely a Sony, you get this kind of upgrade when a new premium model replaces it.
Thats comedy that is.
“Oh no, me cats died! What should I do? I know, bung it’s whiskers in a box and ship it off to James May!”
Lmfaooo
@Thomas Fletcher That is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen! I hope people chill with the creepy stuff.
Should have sent the dead cat
Of course it would be a Californian who did that lmao
They didn't take whiskers from a cat that had died; they collected the cat's whiskers as it malted. They didn't pluck them from the lifeless corpse of their recently deceased pet.
I’m not sure what’s odder.. sending the whiskers of a deceased cat to James May to open on camera. James May smelling the whiskers.. or May regifting a deceased cats whiskers to a fan
is it even legal? poaching dead cat whiskers might be a shady business
dafuk
I'd like the coin so I can actually see what's on it
Yes! 😂
It's a 1965 commemorative crown (five shillings) Not a half crown. Minted in 65 to comemorate the death of Whiston Churchill.
I'm going to send a pair of glasses. James can give them to the cameraman so he can focus on small things like rare coins.
@@loofcifer Methinks he meant the coin at 9:54.
@@loofcifer Definitely the Churchill commemorative crown. I've got one ...
somewhere.
3:20 "I'm 13." "Congratulations Matthew."
Lmao, perfect response. Nobody cares how old you are (or claim to be) in a written letter. Just get to the point. No special treatment for kids or else everybody suddenly claims they're 13.
PyroNinja713 Yet he read the entirety of the clay dicks and the creepy cat whisker letters.
Is it that easy to get likes? All you have to do is type in a comment what he said?
@@Tom-kx8dy yes, are you new to youtube or something?
Joseph Stott no. But now I realise what a dumb question it is
I would like the little model cars because I’m about Hammond’s height.
lol
Nice!
Luke Rascher true because Richard Hammond is a bloody midget
where's the model of oliver
Nobody's that height.
"You have to get used to a life of disappointment, that's the way it goes" - JM 2019
Rui Nunes favorite quote!
and then almost immediately gets a broken computer fan... (disappointed)...lol
Yep and as someone with a metal glove and magic stones who happens to be in some video game that ruined him for people once said reality is often disappointing.........
Words echoed from James' childhood.
I want the old churchill coin so i can play heads or tails with two heads
*GENIUS*
Del boy wants to know your location
9:55 - The camera crew are as skilled at close ups of coins as they are catching animals on drives.
This week, on "Too Late to Look"..
It's just lazy autofocus, James should put his other hand behind it and it should focus.
@@hankstorm3135 ... professionals don't use auto focus. Heh.
They do it purposely to march the satire of the video.
@@hankstorm3135 hand behind it ? lmao he isnt a dumb girl youtuber doiung makeup videos they are using pro cameras not a crappy iphone
you've got to love how James gives away a tight on money 13 year old's precious little toy cars, and then throws his letter in the bin without reading it.
He-Man that’s epic, at least he give the first few lines a read, after reading it was from cork I’m surprised he didn’t chuck all in the bin.
i think he might've broke a 13 year old's heart a little
The kids lucky it was actually sent and read too on video. The only letters I sent at his age were complaint forms for finding bugs in my school food.
Yeah seems rude
Tight in that context means 'stingy', rather than not having enough money. I also think May got a bit irritated at the opinionated views on top gear and seemed to be near the end of the letter anyway.
The way he yeeted that broken computer fan into the garbage 😂
Imagine James trying to figure out what yeet even means.
@Denmark Mafia Radio I was born in 89 so yes that does make me a millennial. What does that matter?
I’ve been rejected from every university and job that I have ever been interested in. I would like to nab that letter so that I would own a rejection letter that I didn’t earn. Thanks Mr. May
any luck
@@sebyk718 hope he amswers
man: sends broken computer fan
james may: is this politically motivated?
collecting "broken things made in China" could well be politically motivated considering all the controversy China is currently involved in.
That's Reddit for you, at least 4chan would send him a fleshlight
@@matthewparker7909 no only Whinnie the pooh I political
That was weird electronics. Could have tracker, microphone idk. It was a weird and stupid item to send. Everyone has broken electronics at home made in china.
@@ricardopinho630 hey people online are weird but I don't think they can be bothered with spy shit for James May, I mean even Clarkson only gets cake's to the face!.
I'd like to have the sweater so I can mail it to hammond, he should be small enough to wear it, Maybe I'll even fireproof it first cause you know...
It will be too big for him..he has to shop in MotherCare.😁
@@jimmybob3756 He's gonna struggle now then, they've gone bust! Mamas and Papas were only 6 days behind them.
where are the comments he mentioned where he announces who won what?
@@MM-dq2pi Think it's actually on the Drivetribe website. I'm guessing it's just posted here for marketing.
TY Kermit. Can anyone link me to the appropriate Drive Time page...I looked to no avail. Or is it a members only thing...
14:07 *automatically assumes any package from California must be weed* haha 🤣
I love how frankly yet respectfully he handled that 14 year old's letter. At first I was like, omg James you're crushing this child's dreams, but then you saved it.
Send me the sweater and I might reconsider your application for the Clitheroe branch of Woolworths!
Yours sincerely
Jamie Smith.
😂😂👍🏿
Hahaha
Fucking lol
May. When you put your glasses on you look like my teacher. Also my teacher is an old woman.
Sounds like something Clarkson would say
They make him look like Timmy Mallett.
@@caw25sha Who's she?
he was once voted top 10 sexiest female drivers after all
I saw this comment few times before so that leaves us with 2 options:
1. There are multiple teachers that look like in the world
2. You copied someones comment to get likes because can't think of something funny yourself
I hope that the second one is truth bc it would be scary to live in a world with multiple Mays lookalikes
I like how James throws away letters from kids
3:04 The way he says, " A letter that I have just sliced in half" is just hilarious
Bellend In A Bottle - The new line of men's aftershave by Jeremy Clarkson
Purchased by Hammond and advertised by May.
He keeping it as a gift for Clarkson.
Sounds like something Sting would sing
*Receiving a bullet in the mail*
Normal people: AH SOMEONES OUT FOR ME
James May: Oh that's interesting. Might be a tracer by the looks of it
Sleeper x Dynomight where does that happen in the video?
@@dylanblack8714 12:45
In the USA it just means my online order is here lol
write2chrome cheers
Yeah that is not what normal people would think
I’ve seen May in that shirt since 2009 Top Gear
It's as iconic as the man himself.
You can see it as far back as season 3 of Top gear, only it wasn't pink but red back then, because the color hadn't faded yet.
"I'd like the shirt, please" - Richard Hammond
Dear James May,
I happen to notice that Matthew’s cars are a perfect fit for Hammond,it also contains a Porsche and a Land Rover,two cars that Hammond loves.
I would like to have them before Hammond finds them and crashes them while driving down a hill
Sincerely,
Ayush
lmfao best comment
Wtf! Best comment yet🤣
Nice 😂😂
Did he not just say "send the comments on to Drivetribe"
The Trabant is the best out out of the 3 for Richard Hammond. It's very small (even the full-size original), but Hammond is small enough to fit into it comfortably. Plus it doesn't go fast enough for Hammond to crash.
Weed definitely played a role to that Californian mail.
15:43 Understatement of the century.
TIMESTAMP 10:02 "Dear Mr. Cameraman, Thank you for your interest in learning how the manual focus button on the camera works. Unfortunately, you haven't been successful on this occasion. Please raise your game. Regards, Mr. May"
this guy probably gets paid to be the camera operator yet he cant operate a camera properly lol
🤣😂🤣😂
😂😂 I love how he just bins the junk
I love the rejection letter. Like someone at the company spotted the stack of them and thought "hey, this might be a funny thing to send to James May's Mail Time".
The fact it's a pre-made letter with blanks to fill in a name adds even more to the ridiculousness of it.
"You have to get use to a life of disappointment, it's the way it goes" - James May, 2019
*chucks into the bin* "Thanks for watching!"
I need that sweater to look slow even when I'm driving too fast.
(Don't worry, I don't speed. I'll look slow and be reasonably slow.)
Captain Slowly
4:14 It's a 918 Spyder and by calling it a GT you hurt my feelings.
Plot twist: he knew exactly what it was, but said it was a Carrera GT several times just to annoy Richard Hammond.
Actually it's a 918 concept.
He refused to acknowledge the car he lost to.
The cat whiskers from 'The Wards' has got to be the most random thing. James was so baffled reading the letter too! haha
“Open with blunt knife”
Well, get Jeremy in there!
I will do a full video of the coin at 9:55 for all the DRIVETRIBE viewers to see what it actually looks like! Haha!
Thanks for reading out the letter. :)
Looking forward to that. 🙂
two coin people, this is weird
I mean it's still less weird than the cat whisker person.
Coin Cupboard Great Coin 👍🏻 🚗
Stunning coin
'May'l time... Bet you haven't heard that one before....😁
Was about to comment that and saw you beat me too it
I saw it then commented anyway
i tought of it before the vid lmao
James wearing that jumper since 180 years🤣
"So I can return it to Steve again." :D
Genius. :)
“may” i have the small porsche because it’s not a carrera gt it’s a 918 concept
I just wanted to write the same thing...
I'd like to have the sweater so that I could make my mates jealous with my impeccable fashion sense.
James, I just love the way you throw the crap away, especially the fan and end off the video. haha legend.
I would like the Woolworths rejection letter as I am 16 and applying for jobs at the moment and they all regret to inform me that I have not been successful
"I've decided to give the duck to...
Duck Callum. Wait no..."
xrapido My name is actually Callum McKeown
He’d clearly written: Duck - Callum Mckeown But read it out wrong, had me in stitches man
19:48 When he’s had enough
Anyone else loving the subtle camera zoom on May during the cat whiskers?
the kitty whiskers is sincere, collected lovingly over 20 years :)
I find em from time to time from my cat.
she must shed them naturally, I save them, as I want to make a paintbrush with them one day with bamboo.
and sign my paintings with her unique paint brush=^..^= shes always playing with my brushes cute like.
Oh kitties
"James May answers letters from 13 year old fans of the old Top Gear" Ep. 3
can't wait for the next one
Dearest james may, please send me the pink-purplish stripes jumper. I want to go to a costume party as a captain slow lookalike
If you win it I woud like you to send a photo back to mail time.
May really took "Too nice to each other" to heart 😂🤣😂🤣
Him reading the cat whisker note and realizing what was in the box was priceless.
When you're dealing with the general public James, it's gonna get weird.
I would like the £2 coin to give as a present for my grandad. He has collected coins all his life and I know he hadent got that one.
@sman7290 wtf that ?
Watch the video and you will know.
@@Hoch134 i did and he only said he put money into it nothing on what it is used for
sman7290 I would but I’m visually impaired and the website is not accessible to me.
@@ihategoogleplus3790 Well, he said that he prefers votes over there, as he invested some money into it.
I absolutely love that James knows the difference between a "bullet," & a "cartridge." James, I would literally be ecstatic to receive anything from you, even the dead cats whiskers. Please send me something.
It may have taken a decade, but the mail time format has finally been perfected.
By James May.
What a world.
Dear James May.
I'd like the broken laptop fan beca- oh...
10:01 Oh , Come on .. Focus it , you Bellend !
i can imagine all the work and love put into these gifts and james just chucks them in the bin. ruthless.
Thank you so much, this made me laugh so hard I started crying!
Please keep doing these amazing mail time videos!
Gotta love James and his brutal way of dealing with the mail... :)
I’m watching this picturing Jeremy Clarkson roasting James the whole time.
The bullet appears to be a 7.62mm (I'd say 150 grain ) bullet that does not have a "full metal jacket", but is only partially jacketed in copper. The dark material visible at the rear is the interior lead of the bullet. Tracer rounds have an orange tip at that caliber (generally)
After seeing the cat whiskers, I was thinking the envelope in an envelope was going to be someone’s dead bird!😂🤣
I would be honored to win that shirt as i am currently running the subreddit dedicated to comparing your shirts to curtains. Winning that shirt would be an honor!
Edit: Because so many asked, here’s a link to the subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/jamescurtainclothes/
You know what your comment lacks, right? The link to the subreddit!
Love your subreddit. Have spent way to much time looking at it 😂
@@gabbyholloman9398 Let me guess.. Is this... Is this the first rule of the subreddit? 🤔
What's the subreddit called?
Gabby Holloman ahah thank you very much. I’m one out of 2 founders though to be fair so I can’t take full credit
9:53 fantastic camera work there, well done!
I need the sweater so i can tell my daughter that im James May
If your daughter knows who James may is, then she should get it. I guess
I love his reactions to the mail he gets! hahahaha
Hello
Glad to see James liked my dyslexic writing .henshaw.
A lot of strange people with a lot of time on their hands out there...
if you watch iDubbbz's bad unboxing videos you might grow to have a fear for some people who are out there. They send some truly messed up shit to him
I know. I love it
And one of them is presenting the show.
James May, his actions and the comments he makes me laugh so much!
The famous pink jumper!!!!he still has it yaaaaaaay
I love all celebrities moving to CZcams! Thanks James, this is amazing
Watch pocket James. It's a watch pocket. ;-)
Steve will get the same duck back but now with sentimental value so he will keep it. An excellent idea
Clipping hair and whiskers from pets is based off of the English tradition of clipping a loved ones hair from Victorian times.
The clippings would oft be used to make a locket, an artistic collage, or some similar small object which one could keep and view on a regular basis as a remembrance.
My family is Scotch-Irish-English and still carry on the tradition to this day, though typically we don't make anything out of the clippings but rather include them in a remembrance book with photos, letters, and other small personal items of the deceased.
I would like the 'James May' replacement sweater to give to my Komondor puppy - who wishes to look more like James May.
4:23 that ain’t no gt that’s a 918
918 Spyder Concept
"Trite bollocks about teamwork". Yes. Explains those posters so well.😂😂😂
"yer whisker kitty' is an underappreciated old-timey reference to one's minge.
id like to have the letter from woolworths because my brother got denied of a job there, thought it would be jokes, cheers.
Isn't Footlocker a spin off of the original Woolworths company. Get a rejection letter from there and you can both be rejected by a F. W Woolworth Company.
"our crucifixion----contribution" how do you mess up those words
i cant believe i actually watched ALL of this video!
love this guy all these years all the differnt shows now this thanks so much.. funny and interesting...
I have been rejected from Woolworths and I would like this letter as compensation. Thank you Captain Slow.
Can't believe he didn't drink any of that cuppa, drove me mad
I was absolutely gutted when this series ended Bring it back please.
I really like the large trash can (sorry, rubbish bin) alongside the desk. When I get my own office next year I shall consider installing a similar one next to my desk.
OMG So early. James keep being awesome. I'll never get anything from this show though cause I live in Australia.
Hayden Smith you can have me 😳 auspost express ship me pls 😳
I would like the tin with the bullet so I can put it on display at my dads vintage restaurant
Haha I love how he tried to make sense of The last piece of mail from someone that was probably well, you know. And then throws it away! Hahaha
I believe the old tin with the spent bullet, coin, and old airliner picture would be a splendiferous addition to my vintage coin collection. I am also an aviation geek and an avid amateur war historian. Thanks for the content regardless and greetings from Miami!
The hamster should be small enough for that shirt.
I wish I had a James May in my life.
We all wish :"D
Fantastic format. Slot machine with each envelope and then another with what James does with it after opening it.
I like pink and purple. The shirt would fit me! Huge Grand Tour fan! James May is the best, and when I think of the show from BBC, I remember this classic shirt.