Meh most dudes who work in finance and actually have a lot of money have no hair and much of the time have health problems because being and getting rich is not easy. I'm fighting that battle right now.
@@StephanieNicoleTX Her original video was actually about her just joking around and asking people to make a remix of her singing this weird quote. This unfunny guy had to censor the title of her video and replace it with "stitch incoming" for some reason to bully her and ask his "sigma" followers to stroke his ego. Him changing the entire context, bullying others online, and trying to make himself look good from it is a pretty disgusting behavior actually.
Also let's run some numbers. 6'5" or taller 14% of men, blue eyes 10%, let's say high overlap maybe 5% of men. Add in money and you have top 1% of men. Now think of them not in a relationship already, he is 100% correct. Same goes for the top .5% of women, even 40 year old taylor swift has men in a que.
A joke? This was not a joke. She wanted to make a song. It just so happens that you grabbed the talk to me hand to see my comment . I laughed myself to death.
@@raym1597 wasn't an accusation because there isn't anything wrong with it. just calling attention to a certain energy that clearly more than one person picked up on. find a hobby friend, it'll help with that repressed anger you're flashing there
@@IamLegionGreen You’re the one calling men with different views from you gay. Go touch grass. And clearly you don’t know what the word “accusation” means 😂. Maybe spend less time on the internet and more time reading.
Actually they would. The color blue is associated with trust which is why every business person has a good amount of various shades of blue in their closet. - woman in finance
@@StephanieNicoleTXSure blue suits are widespread in finance, especially navy blue shades. However this kind of light blue is basically unseen in the financial sector and would associate it with a different profession - a guy in finance
The girl didn’t actually mean that as a genuine request. She designed it specifically to be used as lyrics for a song. She even says that in the comment of the original video.
You're a buffoon. She was being serious. Plenty of women are demanding 6'6" dudes nowadays. 10-15 years ago they demanded 6'-now they're demanding 6'6" because of inflation.
Thank you. Was looking for this. No one reads. We keep shortening text to get people to read... but they just don't. Annnnd... there are dope executions of her voice on top of music :)) One 🤘
When he said “Women who have never looked for a man,” I thought he was going to say he liked blind women and I thought he was being open minded to differently abled people. But alas…
She's being satirical. And even if she wasn't, trust me she doesn't mean you. There's a hidden lyric behind the actual lyrics. "Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" ("great hair," "not an asshole.")
Nah 5’8 is not short enough to be insecure and not quite tall enough to be insecure about not being 6’. The ultimate insecure height is 5’10”. Those boys will LIE about being 6’ all the time. Talk about insecurity. 5’8 MEN are comfortable with themselves.
@@thereportoftheweek787as a woman who is married to a guy who is 5'8 lol I can actually say this is very true. He is happy with himself and doesn't care about not being taller. Also, I dated a guy that was 5'10 and he definitely was insecure and upset to know he wasn't even 5'11 except when wearing boots.
So what. Driving a cheap car doesn't mean someone's broke. Expensive cars that people get on a lease are things bought by middle class people to show off their wealth.
I would normally never be superficial, but given you’ve just commodified women, as a response the a woman commodifying men……… BALDY BALDY BALD BALD BALD.
I doubt he has "8 figures" I believe what he's driving is a Subaru Forester with the Panoramic Roof, I recognize the rear light for the trunk area. Not saying that driving a Subaru isn't something a wealthy person wouldn't do, but most likely someone that's going around saying he makes 8 figures, I doubt he'd choose a Subaru to make that argument.
That woman won't think twice to date Jason Statham or Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel. STOP WITH THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS THAT MAN BECAUSE HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH HURTS...
That’s ok, I am happy with my man in medicine, self-made, 5’8”, green eyes. We have four kids and have a legacy while you’re waiting to take some run-through 23 year old to Starbucks. Have fun!
Let me put it this way. We are not your protectors, not your providers, not your sex objects. Women, if you want a 6ft tall stud, you better be an Amazon of legend. If you want a millionaire, you better be richer than Musk and pay for your own damn food and bills. Reciprocity is the key to a happy relationship. Provide what you demand. Meet your own standards.
I'm looking for a guy in finance with hair
😂😂😂
😹😹😹😹😹
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Epic 😂😂😂
Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I promise she isn’t talking about you
Its literally a parody channel
He is old but still real demanded for his age
Just an age.
He is real demanded with also british accent, educated and smart. For his age I am pretty sure he is wanted by mommies and milfa
I've just said that 😂
😂😂😂
I think being good looking was also implied too so you’re safe my guy
I was just thinking the same thing 😂😂😂 ain’t nobody looking for a thumb like him.
Wait, is he joking or is he serious? Looked at his other videos - he seems like a joker
if you're 6'1+ with a decent body and a implied large keehawk, women don't give 2 shits about a pretty face.
@@Ribbitplease he's obviously a troll
@@1232sam these days in the land of redpill, it’s difficult to tell.
The only reason he has so much money is he doesn't have to pay for a barber 😂
😂😂😂😂
Meh most dudes who work in finance and actually have a lot of money have no hair and much of the time have health problems because being and getting rich is not easy. I'm fighting that battle right now.
Investment banking stress shenanigans
😂
Bro drew his hair on with a sharpie
Remixed dropped
_”I’m looking for a man in finance, with hair, a sense of humour and a tie”_
😂😂😂😂
Wait, why did I see it rhyming 😭😭😭
@@sxnvi8326I also sometimes mix up the words "tie" and "tumor"
without the gold chain
and no chest hair that crawls out at the top
Is he serious...?😂
I started out the video thinking he might've been joking...but... I'm starting to realize he's not joking.🤣🤣🤣
Every actor has to break character sometimes. This was it
It’s satire
Right? I was waiting for the twist 😅
Wtf are you talking about? Do you think that broad was joking?
@@BOSSDONMAN yes she was it’s an idiotic song and she knew it and he’s playing an a hole - it’s ironic
The girl has sense of humor, you not so much 😄
I’d say this comment is ironic but even though he was trying to be funny, it wasn’t at all
He's apeaking truth though
@@StephanieNicoleTX Her original video was actually about her just joking around and asking people to make a remix of her singing this weird quote.
This unfunny guy had to censor the title of her video and replace it with "stitch incoming" for some reason to bully her and ask his "sigma" followers to stroke his ego. Him changing the entire context, bullying others online, and trying to make himself look good from it is a pretty disgusting behavior actually.
The joke is he’s being ironic. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
@@koreankorean5645Weird quote? So it’s from somewhere else?
A bet he wasn't bald before he found out about Andrew Tate
So true.
+10 lmao
Brother you’re safe no woman is looking for you don’t worry
Come on he’s not ugly
He can find a supermodel to marry with absolutely no problem and you know it
She better update the list and add hair. This guy mistakenly thought the song was about him.
Lol😂
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lolo haha
Tell me you're a narcisist without telling me you're a narcisist
It's a satire account
Also let's run some numbers. 6'5" or taller 14% of men, blue eyes 10%, let's say high overlap maybe 5% of men. Add in money and you have top 1% of men. Now think of them not in a relationship already, he is 100% correct. Same goes for the top .5% of women, even 40 year old taylor swift has men in a que.
Nah if someone slaps your homie and you slap back it's called revenge not hate 😂.
More like tell me you're a prick without telling me you're a prick. What an asshole
@@lordl1176ong
And they say women can't take a joke...🤦♀️
Problem is, that delusional woman wasn't joking 🤦♂️. She's been made into a joke. Lol
If you check out the rest of his videos, you'll see he's trolling.
A joke? This was not a joke. She wanted to make a song. It just so happens that you grabbed the talk to me hand to see my comment . I laughed myself to death.
Let's not act like women don't get butthurt over everything😂😂😂
@@Obn112 men get butthurt after losing a game lol
it meant to be taken as a joke lol. dude takes himself too seriously.
You have to when you make all them bands .. literally in the 0.01% of the UK
it's satire, he has gone to a new level that even tiktok brainrotters can't tell.
If you really think it’s meant to be taken as a joke then you have no understanding of modern dating.
@@Mushin367Oh please modern dating this, modern dating that. Womp womp, it's just your skill issues.
@@Mushin367 go actually look at the full song you're embarrassing yourse
Bruh she’s not looking for you hahahahha she wants chad
Which isn’t you for sure 🎉😂
@@etc834 I’m also not 6’5 with blue eyes so even if I was chad she wouldn’t want me.
And Chad has hair😂
@@houdaabbady2441 very true
Being bald doesn’t make him less Chad. He’s rich
Sorry fella I don't think you fit the criteria anyway cause you didn't mention the trust fund! Good luck with your queue of models
She should have added, blue eyes, not bald.
Bro you must be a blast at parties
"We would never date a woman" is all you needed to say 🏳️🌈
Yes ! 😂
glad I wasn't the only one to clock this
There it is! The inevitable “gay” accusation whenever you piss off women and simps 😂
@@raym1597 wasn't an accusation because there isn't anything wrong with it. just calling attention to a certain energy that clearly more than one person picked up on. find a hobby friend, it'll help with that repressed anger you're flashing there
@@IamLegionGreen You’re the one calling men with different views from you gay. Go touch grass. And clearly you don’t know what the word “accusation” means 😂. Maybe spend less time on the internet and more time reading.
I think “not annoying” was also implied so don’t worry dude you’re not in any danger
To be fair, she should have of been more specific. 6.6ft, blue eyes, finance *doesn't have a peanut head
“I’m lookin’ for a man in finance. Trust fund, 6’5, blue eyes, black hair. Deep stare.”
It's satire
@@TheLTak3r thanks genius. Did you work that out by yourself?
Bro opened a spreadsheet for the first time and now thinks he's in finance.
😭😭😭😭😭 COMMENT OF THE SUMMER
All I heard is "hello I'm a bellend".
😂
It’s satire
Lmao he can't hear you from his height. And he's sitting on a huge pile of money. You might as well scream your little insults to God
@@f1shze4lot I thought I was screaming them to god lol
@@personmcbloke3819 sorry forgot my mind reading medication today.
No trust fund so I’m afraid you don’t qualify anyways 🤷
My thoughts exactly
What she means by trust fund? Sorry English is not my main language
@@_barbarasart_ a trust fund is like money your parents leave you that their kids didn’t have to work for and so they are quick to use it on whatever
She ain’t talking about you, Archibald.
A guy in finance would never wear a suit as blue as the sky itself
Actually they would. The color blue is associated with trust which is why every business person has a good amount of various shades of blue in their closet.
- woman in finance
@@StephanieNicoleTXSure blue suits are widespread in finance, especially navy blue shades. However this kind of light blue is basically unseen in the financial sector and would associate it with a different profession - a guy in finance
Nah, it’s way bluer than the sky.
Bro is a 3 and he's acting like a 10 lol
Like most of the men tbh 😂
@@gabrielaligeza4113now ain’t that the truth😂
@@gabrielaligeza4113said by the gender who dickride makeup😂😂😂
Tell me about it. This « blue & green eyes » rhetoric
Not a ten. No face can compensate for this attitude.
They are no longer wanting a man in finance, trust fund, 6 ' 5', blue eyes
men was like " mom mom, where is my suit from freds wedding. And where are the keys of your car? I need to make a video!"
Pretty sure bald is a dealbreaker also.
when you're six five theyll never find out
You’d be amazed how many women love bald men.
Don’t forget pasty
I don’t think ppl understood the irony here
The girl didn’t actually mean that as a genuine request. She designed it specifically to be used as lyrics for a song. She even says that in the comment of the original video.
Some with the guy😂
You're a buffoon. She was being serious. Plenty of women are demanding 6'6" dudes nowadays. 10-15 years ago they demanded 6'-now they're demanding 6'6" because of inflation.
Thank you. Was looking for this. No one reads. We keep shortening text to get people to read... but they just don't. Annnnd... there are dope executions of her voice on top of music :)) One 🤘
She was basically poking fun at the impossible standards of dating apps.
Lot's of people are falling for this lmao I love this dude
When he said “Women who have never looked for a man,” I thought he was going to say he liked blind women and I thought he was being open minded to differently abled people. But alas…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Speaking for the differently-abled community: we don't want him. He will never date people like us.
Bro took this song personally
When he said “take her out for coffee” I knew he was a cap 😂
He's a comedian that posts satire, I think something was lost in translation with all of you. XD
That or the internet is filled with people who would post something like this, It's getting hard to tell lol
You know he’s 5’5 in accounts payable.
To be fair to him she didn’t say anything about good personality and joy for life.
Yeah, she didn’t mean you lol
She literally did.
Noooo, no one is looking for a crusty mama's boy w an attitude bro. Not sure if you got the memo
Just go to the wedding bro. That’s what the suit is for right?
He’s just sore because he doesn’t have a trust fund.
It's a joke my dude. She was using it as a loop for songs lol
Dude, you seem insecure.
Took her wayyyy too serious making a damn fool of yourself lol
You're bold, bro
😂😂😂😂
Lol
Bald*
Yeah, because women are attracted to his looks.
It definitely isn't his personality.
She's being satirical. And even if she wasn't, trust me she doesn't mean you. There's a hidden lyric behind the actual lyrics. "Trust fund, 6'5, blue eyes" ("great hair," "not an asshole.")
why so serious bruh, it's just a song
It's toxic
he is joking mate. look at the rest of his videos (shorts specifically)
Guys, click his other videos, he’s making a joke 😂 you’re poking fun at him missing the joke but it’s gone way over your heads
Why would anyone click his other videos after seeing this? I doubt he's making a joke. If he is, he failed.
@@marjastrid1394 It's satire.
Is he making a joke though or are you just trying to be that one guy who defends the toxic narc?..
(And he’s not funny at all 🤢)
@@chloeblack2615 if it's humour it's so subtle I missed it
The comments on the parody videos: Women ☕
The comments on this video: Men ☕
In conclusion,
Human ☕
this is giving 5'8'' mentality
What's 5'8 mentality? That's like saying "this is giving obese mentality" or something. Heightism is really not taken seriously eh
@@Azadgoli fax
Nah 5’8 is not short enough to be insecure and not quite tall enough to be insecure about not being 6’. The ultimate insecure height is 5’10”. Those boys will LIE about being 6’ all the time. Talk about insecurity. 5’8 MEN are comfortable with themselves.
@@thereportoftheweek787as a woman who is married to a guy who is 5'8 lol I can actually say this is very true. He is happy with himself and doesn't care about not being taller. Also, I dated a guy that was 5'10 and he definitely was insecure and upset to know he wasn't even 5'11 except when wearing boots.
She was just joking my guy. Why are you so offended? Lol😂
Bro I don’t think she meant you 😜
DEFINITELY not you either 😂🎉
It's brilliant that so many of you actually fell for this. Keep it up, Slash ;)
This guy is actually broke. He drives a 2001 Honda
So what. Driving a cheap car doesn't mean someone's broke. Expensive cars that people get on a lease are things bought by middle class people to show off their wealth.
Bro she was just kidding, she is acting like a girl from the valley. Although I'm sure there are girls posting it unironically
I would normally never be superficial, but given you’ve just commodified women, as a response the a woman commodifying men……… BALDY BALDY BALD BALD BALD.
call a man bald nobody cares. call a woman fat she will call the national guard
For all of you judging him because he looks a certain way, what he's saying is 100 percent true.
I think he’s right but this kind of guy won’t date anyone seriously 😅 They love dramas.
You make 8 figures and can't afford a hairpiece? 😂
Nevermind the hair piece, he can't afford a transplant 😂
Wait, does he actually not realize that her video was a joke, or is he pretending to not know she's joking as a joke?
Look at the rest of his account. Thereth lies thine answer
It's not a joke when it's most toilets actual standards nowdays
It’s a joke guys, relax 🤦♂️
I doubt he has "8 figures" I believe what he's driving is a Subaru Forester with the Panoramic Roof, I recognize the rear light for the trunk area. Not saying that driving a Subaru isn't something a wealthy person wouldn't do, but most likely someone that's going around saying he makes 8 figures, I doubt he'd choose a Subaru to make that argument.
No trust fund tho?... looks like you don't qualify bub
Bro's got a lot of tickets on himself for someone without hair
Don't need it. LOL
That woman won't think twice to date Jason Statham or Dwayne Johnson or Vin Diesel. STOP WITH THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS TOWARDS THAT MAN BECAUSE HE IS TELLING THE TRUTH AND THE TRUTH HURTS...
She would be a hard pass on this bald dude...lol
Missing the trustfund
It's baldy the bellend bless
😂😂
It’s was a joke, sarcasm, finance people dropped the tactics right here 😅
You are not what she means she is looking for a good looking guy 😂
Okay but do you have a trust fund? 😂😂
Someone take this into the next drop off that beat.
He was making fun of the idea that she would get made fun of for making fun of the women who make fun of guys for not meeting their expectations
She won’t date you because you said she was ugly. 😢
Bruh did you even watch the whole video before you made a response.
You should watch his channel before your response, he got you😅
Someone’s like someone kinda red pilled lol 😂
I got a stroke trying to read that
I'm a guy and this guy sounds prickly to me, I can't imagine a woman date you anyway my dude
Looking for a man with
1. A soul
2. A body
Noooo, you cant say it out loud Damien. You just broke so many hopes and dreams of them shacking up with your wife and her boyfriend.
This guy just screams “my daddy is a millionaire”
No. It’s a satire channel
The amount of people taking you seriously without scrolling through the rest of your videos is hilarious. 😂
Gotta agree with him. When a woman is NOT LOOKING she can get any man she wants. They do line up 😊😊
Damien Slash is in the queue. Such a fintech sigma.
I do hope this satire like the original
Cringe because she made it specifically as a “Make this into a song” challenge, she’s not actually looking for you bud.
You're not that guy bro 😂
Why are you in like a 2001 Nissan Primera or equivalent with a manual sunroof blind? Is someone telling fibs?
Its a Civic, but he's taking the mick. His whole channel is satire, check it out
Ahh, makes sense now, but pretty close with the car lol.
That’s ok, I am happy with my man in medicine, self-made, 5’8”, green eyes. We have four kids and have a legacy while you’re waiting to take some run-through 23 year old to Starbucks. Have fun!
I thought medicine was a highly credentialist field?
Let me put it this way. We are not your protectors, not your providers, not your sex objects. Women, if you want a 6ft tall stud, you better be an Amazon of legend. If you want a millionaire, you better be richer than Musk and pay for your own damn food and bills. Reciprocity is the key to a happy relationship. Provide what you demand. Meet your own standards.
8 figures was a massive stretch.
My kind of man. 6 foot 6 pack 6 figures. Take my mom.
post proof ur 6'5 right now
Cope
He doesn’t even have a trust fund… disqualified
Bro is more entitled than Andrew Tate
This guy is an embarrassment to all the teachers in his life that attempted to teach him anything.
dude calm down it's just a silly little song
dude calm down it’s just a silly little parody
Well, he thinks she is serious, so I guess he isn't that successful with those finace because he invested in an nigerian prince...
You need to have a trust fund too so you wouldn’t qualify