the milk story
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- čas přidán 13. 07. 2023
- you got milk?
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When you take her lore into consideration you really understand why Pippa is so paranoid.
She personally went through the plot of The Hills have Eyes. If I was her, I'd be schizo too!!
She's not. It's basic security.
Pippa used to be an actual cave goblin that slept in an abandoned mineshaft. The piplore only goes deeper...
My cave goblin can't possibly this cute.
An abandoned mine shaft would be the perfect warren for a family of human-sized rabbits.
Now it really makes sense that her dream house is a compound with state-of-the-art security
"Man admitted to spying at me... from a hill... through trees" "Emerged from the trees when me and my cat were chillin outside and asked if I wanted to see his redwood" "Asked if I wanted to go inside for ice cream" Good lord. Alright well enough for me Imma hit the bed. Pippa stop attracting predators goodnight.
The man was simply into miners.
My man just wanted his *calcium*
Hillbilly rabbit lives one hellofa life, that's for sure.
"He head a pet redwood tree with a dogtag on it." and "He invited me over to his house for popsicles." both raise some serious red flags
When she say ‘dogtag that belonged to his friend’ it sounds like she meant one of those things that military keep on them that has their name and blood type and shit in case they get shot, not like an actual tag for a dog
How is the first thing a red flag? Sounds sweet to me.
@@captainanon6849 Because the man who admitted to peeping on you is asking you to follow him into the woods to see it :)
I mean, there are still a lot of nice old people. But it usually takes years to know and trust them enough to just go to their house lol
@@christophera4527 old people are either the nicest people possible, or the kinda people where you’re seen with them and the next time you’re seen is on the side of a milk carton, and there’s no in between
How in the heck did Pippa manage to survive her childhood? Wouldn't surprise me if she had more stories than teeth.
" I am the milk man, my milk is delicious"
She’s truly a Appalachia girl
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 Indeed. In another stream, Pippa seemed to think the Appalachian mountains were in Australia! Well, the West Coast has its own crazy hinterlands, too.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752 It was freshly planted Pet Redwood, implying it's not native to the area.
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752while I couldn’t find anything on their endangered status, if he grew it from a seed and planted it afterwards it’s highly likely not illegal.
This does sound like an Appalachia story.
My Appalachia stories are also met with similar degrees of shock.
@@passingrando6457fellow Appalachistani. People don't believe me when I tell them my grandma shot my grandpa 5 times. He went home that afternoon mildly perturbed afterwards
Pippa truly was a wild child. Almost bordering on feral.
Domesticated feral rabbit
"Who is that stroking, stroking at my chamber door?"
- Mamakin
Quoth the pedo "Got Milk?"
"Old little mine thing" ah yes, my grandpa's abandoned coal mine from his days as a coal baron. Surely everyones grandparents had those.
My got milk story was when our teacher was trying to emphasize how much money companies spend on advertisement and why. One of his examples was when got milk got advertised in Spanish countries. Where a mistranslation made it so it said “Are you lactated?” instead.
Man’s a milk FIEND
0:13 00:36 cute pronunciation
5:45 Five Nights at Pippa's
Never ask a child if they want to see your redwood.... 😵🤣
Your lucky when he said "hey you wanna see my redwood?!" That he was only talking about his tree
Pippa's got some insane plot armor
Pippa is living a very interesting life
Interesting is a word for it,lol.
Dog-type cats are great. I had a cat many years ago who loved to play fetch and would follow me on walks.
Imagine in the far future hickers being confused at this one tree that for some reason has a dog collar fused to its bark.
culture flourishes when money is removed from it
the future of art is Popsicle, redwood saplings, and dogtags
Imagine when his tree grows in a thousand years in and his buddy's dogtags get swallowed whole. Then if it becomes petrified wood and a million years later somebody cracks it open and finds metal with writing on it, somebody's name.
That Sapling's probably UUUUUUposting right along with Pips now.
Pippa's neighbor sounds fictional. If I didn't have a friend who has similar weird anecdotes, I'd not believe it
@@melvinmerkelhopper5752Unfortunately for Pippa, she was born with the Wild Wasteland trait.
There's a lot of junkies in small town America.
I agree, it's crazy but definitely not too crazy to be true
@@angrynapolean3820 accurate description.
@@CrizzyEyesAbsolutely, especially areas where small industry dried up.
pippa has lived an interesting life.
How the hell has this woman managed to survive this long?
How can someone _not_ be tresspassing or commiting some type of similar crime here?
If they're at your door, Peeter-Poper in-hand. and with their other hand, scratching at said door alongside the window for almost 2 hours straight......
Pippa shouldn't be alive from all the weird stuff shes talked about. Glad she is tho.
Everytime pippa tells us a childhood story it makes me wonder more and more how the fuck she is alive 😂
Every sentence brings up so many more questions
If it was anyone else the lore would do my head in
Cave dweller Peeba 💜
New lore.
I understand Pippa's paranoia now. People are creeps.
Pippa clearly got a taste for being watched by weirdos when he was young, explains why he became a vtuber
Anyone notice Pippa blinks like every other word or so?
She's clicking through the schizo images in her brain hoping one will be Colres.
She’s trying to keep the mold spores out of her eyes
Air conditioning on high in her room, drying out the air and her eyes.
I was in a great mood, decided to watch a Pipa clip because she is the funnest rabbit I've ever seen annnnndd....jesus christ...this mad me sad as shit. No shit there I was 3am playing video games, baby sister calls and says...um there is some dude sitting on the couch...I grab a gun, jump in the truck, haul ass up there, do a Duke's of Hazard into the front yard and I see a shirtless crack head bolt. Have you ever had to explain to cops that technically you didn't shoot at them, you shoot at the ground? I was worried for my on sake for a minute.
I forgot to add, I didn't want to hurt the crack head, I was just trying to get him to stop running so I could "have a word" with him, but sheeee-it crack heads are fast.
Milk man love
Man oh man, everyone wants a little Pippa for themselves.
It's sort of a compliment when you think about it!
Plot twist: The neighbor really just wanted to hang out with Pippa and give her popsicles because he enjoyed her funny tangents.
As the age old meme goes: why not both?
He thought she'd get along with his Sapling son and they could talk about UUUUUUU MOMMY FauFau together.
Bro, what the actual f*** that's some PTSD stuff. Damn, I just reflected on how lucky I have been not to ever be in that true detective kinda situation
sounds like a friend or family of the cops.
Pippa's been so close to getting a bad ending girl's got a shit load of luck 😮
rabbit burrow 2:07
This explains a lot about her tbh.
Wtf?
Pippa casually dropping alternative bad endings in her life.
I'm just glad we can hear her lauging about it and instead of not ever getting the deranged soda rabbit we love.
I'm just here for the eurobeat
Pippa slept in a mine to keep cool in the summer. Actual lore.
cool and damp, perfect place to grow a mold lady
this deserve a fan animation
pippas first encounter with a sheriff son
It's not Pappakin it's a drugged up n...
Pippa NOOO!
Oh
Pippa...
Getting Deja Vu.
Nice eurobeat mix
Deep Pippa understanding is knowing that she's a completely sane and reasonable product of her environment.
Is it just me or is pippa's voice slightly different? Did she change her mic?
I got popsicles in my basement... Mmmm... Popsicles.
The iPod story has to be the darkest corner of Vtuber lore to ever exist. Also, it's incredibly adorable that Pippa used to sleep in a mine back in the day.
What's the ipod story? She mentioned here that she found some CP on a guy's ipod but is there a clip where she talks about it further?
@@bonogiamboni4830 I haven't found anything on it yet, but maybe someone can get Pippa to tell the story.
7:50 totally legal to shoot him to death at that point, btw.
The future of assassination is shooting people and then unzipping their pants, then telling the police they tried to play hide the sausage with you.
if you're an asshole, sure
7:21 Honestly, that's one of the most American things I've ever heard.
yo wtf is even this story. I have so many questions
Ok that's quite an interesting life she had and here I am in this small town for 15 years nothing interesting happens here asside from kidnapping of kids but well that's that 😕
what do you feed them?
Why does sometimes she sounds like how John Mulaney talks? 3:32?
........huh?
MonkaS
I REALLY think that she was trying super hard to keep her Pippa voice/range in check towards the end of this stream. Listening to her regularly you can tell the slight slips in and out, maybe a couple syllables here and there and even a word or two throughout this story I wonder if we are getting a glimpse at her regular voice. Not criticizing at all, just an interesting thing. She has crazy commitment to start streaming again this soon after major mouth issues . Go her!
So the chat being degenerates has always been a thing
"Hey look Gary, that's me!"
Pippa is justified in being ready to let strangers know they finna find out.
The pippa molestation arc begins 😂
Wait this was an hour ago? I was gonna ask if she had a different mic cuz i feel like her voice sounds different.
I don't even know whats going on anymore
Well she's missing a few teeth now so it's to be expected.
@@gundalfthelost1624 few more*
america is wild LMAO
The yabbit had a strange youth. It's not surprising how she became the way she is but it's good to know she has somewhere she belongs with people that love her now (chat and friends).
Was there really no grounds there for "exposing yourself to a minor"? Like you're allowed to walk up with your pants down to a house where a kid lives and that's just fine?
Damn America, you crazy
No, you can (at least in my state) legally shoot someone for that, much less get them arrested.
Just call the cops bro there is no reason to own a fire arm :)
I know, right? They’ll get there just in time to photograph your mangled corpse. They may even get there before the blood is dry.
SO TRUE, SO REAL
Can’t tell if this comment is being ironic because the cops took 2 hours and did nothing or this comment is being genuine
A baseball bat, frying pan etc. would be enough if the USA didn't fuck up with the gun policies.
@@mayyoufindlove702 You want your daughter to square up against some ghetto rat crackhead with nothing but a frying pan? Sure pal.
I-I thought this would be something to relax to, but my face contorts with horror the more she speaks
Switch off the music and let "let's read" narrate and some of her stories are legit true horror