SEC Shorts - The only way to raise a future Carolina Gamecock

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  • čas přidán 18. 10. 2023
  • It ain't easy to raise a child to cheer for your team, but when it comes to South Carolina fans, it's even harder this season after some tough losses. One soon-to-be Gamecock dad has decided to decorate his baby nursery with some very, unique, South Carolina items.
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  • @laurelhill3505
    @laurelhill3505 Před 7 měsíci +1069

    The dedication of the cast! Imagine getting pregnant on such short notice to make the SEC Shorts deadline! KUDOS!

    • @FreeAmerican-mm2my
      @FreeAmerican-mm2my Před 7 měsíci +99

      Georgia is the baby's daddy.

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 Před 7 měsíci +74

      ​@@FreeAmerican-mm2mydoes that mean it'll be born with a rap sheet pre filled out?

    • @Tomahawk_choppa
      @Tomahawk_choppa Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@gilbert8162it’ll definitely come out with a suspended license

    • @katcraig7525
      @katcraig7525 Před 7 měsíci +30

      She definitely committed to the role. 😂😂

    • @jamesknapp64
      @jamesknapp64 Před 7 měsíci +30

      I wonder if the kid will become a Clemson fan to avoid this

  • @ill_will23
    @ill_will23 Před 7 měsíci +724

    “Wasting a perfectly good rattler seems to be our MO this season”💀😂😂😂

    • @WillPrice19
      @WillPrice19 Před 7 měsíci +24

      As a razorback fan, I feel that with KJ

    • @foxmoontp
      @foxmoontp Před 7 měsíci +4

      Gold

    • @The0Kiyubii0Kid
      @The0Kiyubii0Kid Před 7 měsíci +20

      ​@@WillPrice19It's painful watching KJ try and carry that team and they just drag him down to the pits of Tartarus.

    • @hiiipowerbass2337
      @hiiipowerbass2337 Před 7 měsíci +11

      You can't convince me this entire skit was written based solely on the premise of that joke

    • @joshparnell7755
      @joshparnell7755 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That line killed me.😂

  • @mas2723
    @mas2723 Před 7 měsíci +981

    Unexpected SEC Shorts are the best SEC shorts

    • @berlyn3014
      @berlyn3014 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Yes!

    • @TowerGod
      @TowerGod Před 7 měsíci +10

      If there would have been a broken foot in there I would give it an A but I give it a c-minus

    • @frankwalsh1916
      @frankwalsh1916 Před 7 měsíci +20

      My favorite one this season is still the minstrels singing to Texas A&M, I've seen it ten times and I still laugh.

    • @Ogga137
      @Ogga137 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@frankwalsh1916I don’t think any from this season will top that.

    • @JBB685
      @JBB685 Před 7 měsíci +3

      Let’s keep this the only comment

  • @racerscottw227
    @racerscottw227 Před 7 měsíci +93

    “Why is dad yelling at the TV?” 😂 That needs to be an actual children’s book

  • @asdlkj9911
    @asdlkj9911 Před 7 měsíci +194

    As a Carolina fan, that is hysterical. “Wasting a good rattler”….what a line!

  • @karenwinston8911
    @karenwinston8911 Před 7 měsíci +162

    That pacifier joke was top notch. 😂

  • @RickityRaccoon
    @RickityRaccoon Před 7 měsíci +294

    As a lifelong gamecock fan, I can tell you this is how my kids rooms are setup now

  • @stratbaseballman
    @stratbaseballman Před 7 měsíci +238

    Herbie's roast during the credits is the funniest part. Still a 10/10

    • @Darth1182
      @Darth1182 Před 7 měsíci +1

      He’s a tater

    • @Qtoyghs
      @Qtoyghs Před 7 měsíci

      Herbie didn't roast us, that's just what literally all of us say every single week.
      No doubt.
      No doubt.
      No doubt.
      N̴̰̬͎͔̄̉̂̀õ̷͖̠̟̬̌̿ ̵̳͎̮̠̱͎͛͛̀̇̃ḍ̶̩̀͜͝o̸̧̥͙̘͈͊̉u̸̟̝̣̪͙̝̇̈́̈́̃̊͘b̸̪̘̋̐t̷̲͙̹̉.̷̜̠̟͑́́

    • @David-ql1hd
      @David-ql1hd Před 7 měsíci +4

      As a Mizzou fan, I sure hope not.

    • @gaiterat6187
      @gaiterat6187 Před 7 měsíci

      Good to see Herbstreit isn't still crying about all the evil white people stealing Jordans from black kids lmao what a douche

    • @darrenarterbury7092
      @darrenarterbury7092 Před 7 měsíci

      What a sellout. Just glad he wasn't crying over anything.

  • @Kenrico13
    @Kenrico13 Před 7 měsíci +56

    "What better way to learn how to suck!!" Omg that killed me 😂😂😂

  • @ryandickerson6395
    @ryandickerson6395 Před 7 měsíci +60

    I did not wake up this morning as a Carolina fan named Ryan expecting to be personally attacked by SEC Shorts

  • @Lux_Aeternae
    @Lux_Aeternae Před 7 měsíci +137

    The self restraint to not mention anything about Beamer's broken foot is incredible

    • @cgates2
      @cgates2 Před 7 měsíci +3

      There aren’t any “timely” jokes about specific recent events, so I’m guessing they spread out the production of this one.

    • @macncheeseb908
      @macncheeseb908 Před 7 měsíci +10

      No, it's timely. The line about 10 points ahead with only 5 minutes left was a direct comment on the gator game where SC blew that 10 point lead.

    • @CrashB111
      @CrashB111 Před 7 měsíci +3

      They probably had already shot it before that story broke. It would have been easy to have the dad walk around in a boot.

  • @saulspeaks2557
    @saulspeaks2557 Před 7 měsíci +29

    A midweek SEC Shorts is like finding a box of onion rings in your box of fries ❤

  • @TVsGringoStarr
    @TVsGringoStarr Před 7 měsíci +94

    I really do think you guys should make and sell copies of "Why is daddy yelling at the TV". You could do one for pretty much any school. I bet you could sell tons. I'd buy one.

    • @Whiskybuckeye
      @Whiskybuckeye Před 7 měsíci +5

      I'm a Buckeye. I need this book!

    • @jimrains1932
      @jimrains1932 Před 7 měsíci +6

      Sooner fan. Ditto.

    • @stevenroetzel4470
      @stevenroetzel4470 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Change it to Nana and I will have to buy 7 copies for my sister's grands
      Signed Arkansas

    • @daniellooney8878
      @daniellooney8878 Před 7 měsíci +1

      As the futurama meme with Fry. Shut up and take my money! If done for every school that is a multi million dollar idea.

    • @alfhokie
      @alfhokie Před 7 měsíci +4

      Chapter 2 - "You realize they can't hear you, right?" I get that comment all the time

  • @coachglenndavis
    @coachglenndavis Před 7 měsíci +148

    Gotta give kudos to S Carolina fans. Always faithful, always passionate, and never have to deal with trauma during bowl selection and the playoffs.

    • @blake7871
      @blake7871 Před 7 měsíci +18

      Speaking as a South Carolina fan, we'd love to experience that trauma at least once.

    • @TheRealBrodster
      @TheRealBrodster Před 7 měsíci

      Same

    • @igoski1582
      @igoski1582 Před 7 měsíci

      You write for SEC Shorts often?

    • @Ferrari-sw7nl
      @Ferrari-sw7nl Před 7 měsíci +3

      The only trauma is wondering if we have to drive to Birmingham or Shreveport.

  • @patrickaggie2012
    @patrickaggie2012 Před 7 měsíci +67

    What!? 2 shorts in 1 week? This is magic

  • @InAllKindsOfWeather
    @InAllKindsOfWeather Před 7 měsíci +23

    “Wasting a perfectly good Rattler seems to be our MO this season” 😂😂😂😂😂 it’s nice to be the cause of an SEC Shorts skit that trolls another team for once.

  • @manwhosayf
    @manwhosayf Před 7 měsíci +12

    "Why is Dad yelling at the TV"🤣

  • @Collegesuperpicks
    @Collegesuperpicks Před 7 měsíci +6

    "we're wasting a perfectly good rattler already"😂😂😂

  • @thewiltotravel
    @thewiltotravel Před 7 měsíci +99

    As a proud member of the ShameCock Nation this really hurt! but man was it extremely accurate 😂😂😂

    • @jackiehead6472
      @jackiehead6472 Před 7 měsíci

      But still one of the best and most passionate fan base in college football. Mucho grande respect. Roll Tide

  • @chrissargent7513
    @chrissargent7513 Před 7 měsíci +80

    Wow! Two SEC Shorts in one week? We are blessed.

  • @Wildcoyote18
    @Wildcoyote18 Před 7 měsíci +51

    Pure genius!! All that was missing was a framed picture of Dawn Staley on the nightstand to complete the full ensemble.

  • @jeronimo7242
    @jeronimo7242 Před 7 měsíci +57

    Nailed it!!! The life of a Gamecock fan...50 years of the same old thing.....

    • @paulainsc8212
      @paulainsc8212 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Y’all beat us last year so we have have that going on.

  • @brandonjones557
    @brandonjones557 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Plot twist the baby comes out wearing orange and has a birthmark of a tiger paw. She has some explaining to do.

  • @IceWraith101
    @IceWraith101 Před 7 měsíci +3

    My name is Ryan and can confirm this is how I was raised.

  • @landonmichelle
    @landonmichelle Před 7 měsíci +5

    Imagine being the fan of a singled out team gifted with a bonus SEC short. You'd feel so lucky, and yet, so... unlucky 😂

  • @jeffreyallen2778
    @jeffreyallen2778 Před 7 měsíci +2

    As a lifelong Gamecock fan, this has me rolling. Why is dad yelling at the TV? I sent it to my brother, who is a clemson fan. I figure he could use a little pick me up this season.

  • @huntereitel8305
    @huntereitel8305 Před 7 měsíci +25

    A Thursday SEC Short? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

  • @animal7342
    @animal7342 Před 7 měsíci +6

    "Why is Dad Yelling at the TV?" Classic. Still cleaning coffee off my computer.

  • @ThatSoccerDad
    @ThatSoccerDad Před 7 měsíci +11

    The pacifier defensive plays “ what better way to learn how to suck”, had me rolling 😂

  • @ld71sc2
    @ld71sc2 Před 7 měsíci +29

    As a South Carolina fan nothing has ever felt so right and so wrong.

  • @jonleggett1543
    @jonleggett1543 Před 7 měsíci +7

    2 SEC shorts in one week. It's a mid-season miracle.

  • @thatgingermatt
    @thatgingermatt Před 7 měsíci +5

    As a Carolina fan, would’ve love to have that book growing up

  • @michaelhoglen5132
    @michaelhoglen5132 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The Rattler portion was unexpected. Great writing.

  • @keithmelluso8902
    @keithmelluso8902 Před 7 měsíci +82

    I love this, I went to FSU, and I love SEC shorts. The best part is my daughter is at USC right now, so I'm definitely sending her this 😂😅😂😅

    • @Mjwjr1992
      @Mjwjr1992 Před 7 měsíci +9

      Go Noles! Maybe one day we can escape the ACC and be a part of SEC Shorts!

    • @graintrain1284
      @graintrain1284 Před 7 měsíci +10

      ​@Mjwjr1992 I'm an LSU fan, but imo the Noles are a great fit for the SEC.

    • @jdillard343434
      @jdillard343434 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@graintrain1284 you don't know all you know is corndogs hiring mediocre coaches paying them elite pay😅

    • @loyevangelists
      @loyevangelists Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@graintrain1284 Jayden Daniels can't do nothin about that defense

    • @graintrain1284
      @graintrain1284 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@loyevangelists Lmao

  • @georgiapeach3109
    @georgiapeach3109 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "Spurs up, expectations low" 🤣💀

  • @BeyondThisExistance
    @BeyondThisExistance Před 7 měsíci

    The "Only Bowl I'll be Sniffing" shirt was hysterical...

  • @roryh2241
    @roryh2241 Před 7 měsíci +31

    Midweek short??? Please keep these coming!!

  • @jacobwatson1406
    @jacobwatson1406 Před 7 měsíci +2

    They took break a leg too seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tryscay149
    @tryscay149 Před 7 měsíci +6

    That was AWESOME! You know you're living right when a bonus SEC Shorts pops up! Go Dawgs!

  • @joshuanorris1915
    @joshuanorris1915 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I seriously expected Sandstorm to be playing on the headphones.

  • @TheRayfield77
    @TheRayfield77 Před 7 měsíci +16

    Congrats on the bonus SEC shorts Gamecock fans!

    • @nickwarren5711
      @nickwarren5711 Před 7 měsíci +7

      Most exciting part of our year so far

    • @gamecokben
      @gamecokben Před 7 měsíci +1

      It's our only win this week

  • @thelastjohnwayne
    @thelastjohnwayne Před 7 měsíci +2

    HIP HIP HOORAY Oh Boy 2 SEC Shorts in one week it must be Christmas

  • @AAblade7
    @AAblade7 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Who ever decided to put the Habenera from Carmen as the background music really gets it. Aces all around to the crew.

  • @anonymouscontributor1520
    @anonymouscontributor1520 Před 7 měsíci +43

    This has been a good week for me so far, and having 2 SEC Shorts in 1 week just made it better!

  • @ayushsinha7300
    @ayushsinha7300 Před 7 měsíci +22

    They need to make these for every team!

    • @Pondy33
      @Pondy33 Před 7 měsíci

      Would be a very similar video for us Tennessee fans

  • @taylornox3860
    @taylornox3860 Před 7 měsíci +23

    Mid week SEC shorts episode and I'm here for it!

  • @TouchdownTV
    @TouchdownTV Před 7 měsíci +13

    As a South Carolina fan, I knew it was coming😭

  • @BeeHus2256
    @BeeHus2256 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Wasting a perfectly good Rattler seems to be our MO this season."
    All I can say is... Go VOLS. 😁

  • @USClight
    @USClight Před 7 měsíci +13

    Well done! And as much as it hurts, I was prepared for it.

  • @grantelijah2965
    @grantelijah2965 Před 7 měsíci +1

    did not expect herbie to also roast us 😭

  • @concankid4202
    @concankid4202 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Could do this same skit for the Aggies, well except for "wasting a perfectly good rattler", that was priceless.

    • @alexwinslow5
      @alexwinslow5 Před 7 měsíci +2

      When the Aggies play the Gamecocks 10/28, incredibly one team will come away with the W

    • @concankid4202
      @concankid4202 Před 7 měsíci

      @@alexwinslow5 Hahah ! Yep.

  • @sandlapper9714
    @sandlapper9714 Před 7 měsíci +5

    As a Gamecock I approve this. 😂 Well done Y’all. Well done!

  • @amysmithssportsandmakeup1397
    @amysmithssportsandmakeup1397 Před 7 měsíci +5

    Why is dad yelling at the tv? LMAO! As a uga fan with my dad yelling at the tv from 1981-2017 I needed that book; along with why dad is stacking his beer cans.

  • @dembuckeyes
    @dembuckeyes Před 7 měsíci +10

    Two in week!!!!!!!

  • @asterik917
    @asterik917 Před 7 měsíci +12

    God has surely smiled upon us, an unexpected SEC Shorts video. And good lord what a banger 🤣

  • @mikebridges20
    @mikebridges20 Před 7 měsíci +3

    That's awesome. You could come up with that skit for EVERY team (still looking at you Georgia!) in the SEC this year.

  • @Wordalot
    @Wordalot Před 7 měsíci +1

    Please do the exact same skit but with Texas A&M shirts and swag. We're there too.

  • @seanking5444
    @seanking5444 Před 7 měsíci +1

    At 2:00, during the crying and booing, the closed caption displays [Applause]

  • @shaneomack5018
    @shaneomack5018 Před 7 měsíci +4

    All this skit needed was a bit of “hope”

    • @joeshahid252
      @joeshahid252 Před 7 měsíci

      No Hope for my Gamecocks. Maybe at some point in my lifetime....

    • @chrismalaney6620
      @chrismalaney6620 Před 7 měsíci

      She's buried in the crawlspace.

  • @bigdawg30
    @bigdawg30 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Lamecocks...always good for a laugh...surprised they didn't find a way to bring in coach Beamers broken foot...😂

  • @kelvinphillips3528
    @kelvinphillips3528 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The writing of these shorts are EXCEPTIONAL!!!!

  • @FreeAmerican-mm2my
    @FreeAmerican-mm2my Před 7 měsíci +2

    "Making Clemson look great since ... well a long time.'

  • @JeffGoldblumsChest
    @JeffGoldblumsChest Před 7 měsíci +12

    Random mid-week SEC Shorts videos are the best kind of surprise.

  • @wpierce34004ever
    @wpierce34004ever Před 7 měsíci +2

    DANG y'all are merciless

  • @joefla2507
    @joefla2507 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Started off nice and sweet and then bam!! The jokes come rolling in like a boulder down a mountain 🤣.

  • @benjaminguzman3428
    @benjaminguzman3428 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'm soo impressed that they got custom baby clothing!

  • @josephwelch6711
    @josephwelch6711 Před 7 měsíci +2

    "The perfect way to learn how to suck" had me rolling. bravo.

  • @charliecrowe6606
    @charliecrowe6606 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "What better way to learn how to suck" killed me.

  • @mkcl9073
    @mkcl9073 Před 7 měsíci +5

    I’m dying laughing, miss Cola! Stay strong Gamecocks!!

  • @PKP405
    @PKP405 Před 7 měsíci +2

    1:15 This is something that any Dad can relate to, regardless of which team you route for! 😂

  • @fcmas
    @fcmas Před 7 měsíci +1

    The Women's Basketball countdown 😂😂

  • @jameskeith9311
    @jameskeith9311 Před 7 měsíci

    And I drink with this guy every Tuesday. SMDH

  • @linuxsurfer2002
    @linuxsurfer2002 Před 7 měsíci +5

    As a Gamecock fan, this hurts and is accurate. Well done, SEC Shorts!

  • @Jo-oc8sc
    @Jo-oc8sc Před 6 měsíci

    As a Hoosier, that reminds me of my childhood 😢 🤣 ❤️.

  • @gunnerjensen5998
    @gunnerjensen5998 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I was thinking this could've been a near exact copy for AR.

  • @Foosballfan44
    @Foosballfan44 Před 7 měsíci

    Carolina Jackpot needed a room like this as a baby. 😂😂

  • @Razorbacks1
    @Razorbacks1 Před 7 měsíci

    If the Hogs lose to Mississippi State you need to re-run the It’s a Wonderful Life Razorback SEC Short. It was the very best EVER!

  • @hoofhearted1833
    @hoofhearted1833 Před 7 měsíci +1

    CHOMP CHOMP little baby!!!

  • @PatsyHarris-rn4xk
    @PatsyHarris-rn4xk Před 7 měsíci +3

    The way he says might is so funny he’s like “might” be better 😂

  • @judyking2140
    @judyking2140 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Well, if Clemson had managed to figure out how to win Saturday, it would have been a perfect week:
    1. Our oldest grandson's marching band won their regional competition Saturday and are going to state
    2. Carolina lost and lost badly
    3. Two SEC Shorts in one week! ❤ 😊

  • @hannahskipper2764
    @hannahskipper2764 Před 7 měsíci +13

    A twofer week! You guys are awesome! And, as a Florida fan, this was literally therapeutic.

  • @treybliss6473
    @treybliss6473 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Honestly, you guys should print that Yell at the TV book for basically every school and sell it......Fortune.

  • @noahpagel2823
    @noahpagel2823 Před 7 měsíci

    Ok seriously it’s a different Kirk line every time and it’s hilarious 😂

  • @Insaneman22
    @Insaneman22 Před 7 měsíci +18

    SEC shorts always nails it.

  • @NissaMaezHartman
    @NissaMaezHartman Před 7 měsíci +1

    That book... Hit hard. Lol "Why is mommy yelling at the TV?" ( Gotta have a femme version). Geaux Tigers! Nothing like the SEC, baby!

  • @surferzapper20
    @surferzapper20 Před 7 měsíci +1

    I feel like this entire short was built off that "perfectly good Rattler" line. This is almost as painfully accurate as that 2020 Halloween short.

  • @whodat4lyfekris
    @whodat4lyfekris Před 7 měsíci +1

    The USC Gamecock Roach Jokes are just relentless 😬

  • @jennpittman8299
    @jennpittman8299 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Clemson’s Tigernet is going to have a field day with this one! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryjane222
    @maryjane222 Před 7 měsíci +3

    Thanks kirk

  • @mathompson53187
    @mathompson53187 Před 7 měsíci +2

    South Carolina fandom for the Halloween/horror theme should become a SEC Shorts tradition, maybe a little Arkansas thrown in as well.

  • @whawkins128h
    @whawkins128h Před 7 měsíci +2

    Golden opportunity missed by not having him kick the corner of the crib and break his foot.

  • @chance5415
    @chance5415 Před 7 měsíci +5

    This one hits right in the heart 😪😪

  • @bigdaddygeorgel
    @bigdaddygeorgel Před 7 měsíci

    Those headphones not blasting Sandstorm and the sound of a chicken being violated was a major letdown

  • @sykojello
    @sykojello Před 7 měsíci +1

    I feel personally attacked.

  • @raziwellabdulrahman2362
    @raziwellabdulrahman2362 Před 7 měsíci +1

    My heart cannot handle TWO Shorts in the same week!

  • @Ogga137
    @Ogga137 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thursday short? AWESOME!

  • @ohtaylor5
    @ohtaylor5 Před 7 měsíci +2

    Thank you, thank you, thank you, laughter is indeed the best medicine. This skit perfectly embodied my frustration from Saturday, especially with our defense (what better way to learn how to suck!) oh and we are definitely wasting a perfectly good Rattler. Go Gamecocks!

  • @imhooks
    @imhooks Před 7 měsíci +5

    I love midweek SEC short drops!

  • @calebadair7240
    @calebadair7240 Před 7 měsíci

    That’s “yeaaah” at the end 😂

  • @billpitts5123
    @billpitts5123 Před 7 měsíci

    Some of your finest work!!! HILARIOU