John Oliver Describes Boris Johnson, England's Very Own Trump
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- John Oliver gives Stephen an update on English politics and describes Boris Johnson, England's very own Trump.
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"I like people comparing Johnson and Trump, because it's an insult to both of them".😄
Nah only to Johnson because he reduced crime rate as mayor of London
He said that about the "failed clone" comparison.
atleast Boris Johnson was a politician, Trump on the other hand is just a populist
"Boris is a moral windsock"
Nailed it.
Yes, I agree. However, a windsock still has a use or purpose:)
Moral wanksock, more like
@@Quinnflax yep! this sums you up!
Are you guys going to be ok?
Sounds like most politicians!
Gotta say, John's description of Johnson as a "moral windsock" is also is really really good way to describe Lindsay Graham.
Casai Moral Windsock!! Doesn’t get better. So tired of misplaced or lost Moral Compasses. :)
@@JoePalauMy moral compass is a roulette wheel.
Definitely Lindsay Graham
Oliver's description of Johnson includes that he has no consistency in his principles. Then you leftists compare Graham in the same fashion. Graham has been incredibly steadfast in his "principles", almost never changing his stance on any issue throughout his career, unlike the modern day American Left wing leaders. Are there any Conservatives that you would not slander as far Right?
@@markmention966 Lindsey's been consistent? You mean like when he said, "My party has gone nuts.. Donald Trump doesn't have the temperament to be Commander-in-Chief." And now is his lapdog. Or like when he said Trump "better leave Jeff Sessions where he is." And now, doesn't seem to be bothered by how Trump treated Sessions. Or like him saying how much he valued JohncCain, then sucking up to Trump after Trump has repeatedly besmirched McCain after death. Or like when he was demanding they impeach Bill Clinton to "cleanse the office, and restore dignity to the presidency," but now is all for the worst, most immoral president in the history of our country. But that's interesting that you think he's stuck to his principles. You should probably go to South Carolina and tell some of them. Seeing as how in March, outside of his office in Columbia, SC, protestors gathered, literally spelling "Release the Mueller Report" in flip-flops one the ground! The official hashtags were for "Graham to stop #Flip-flopping and #ReleasetheMuelerReport." Since at the time it was being delayed. They actually brought a ton of flip-flops to the protest! Maybe you can tell them how Lindsey has stuck to his values. Sorry to wreck your fantasy about Ol Lindsey.
This is kinda borrowed from another comment by Tech Geek:
Boris is smart but wants people to think that he is dumb
Trump is dumb but wants people to think that he is smart
The Awesome Ninja facts. Boris isn’t actually as smart as he thinks tho but he’s Einstein next to trump
People think Johnson is clever because he reels off quotes in Latin and Greek. I studied Latin too. I can also quote Kafka in the original German.
That does not mean I am clever. I think I am average intelligence but with a good memory of my A level studies.
Somehow, Brits have developed a phobia of learning languages and revere those who are multilingual as intellectual giants. It's absurd
Neil070 I get your point though I wasn’t referring to his knowledge of foreign languages, I was more referring to his strategy when dealing with the media (at least, prior to becoming PM)
what if trump is just playing it better?
he gets away with everything, every week, by playing dumb and lying
@@KockulHun he could have also just gotten lucky
Wait, so they had Kim Darroch, and Borris Johnson.... what if they teamed up with a guy named Dwyane and they could be Dwyane Darroch Johnson.
Um your comment deserves more likes
Best comment in this thread
I kid you not, you just made my day.
This guy names. I urge every couple about to have babies get their childs name from this guy.
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
I know I'm biased towards liking the guy, but Oliver routinely demonstrates an exceptional amount of quick wit and keen insight. His nonchalant use of 'first cognizant (self-aware) thought', and ' he can really contain all feelings about anything and just calcify them into a diamond', encapsulates this.
Boris Johnston is 'a kind of moral windsock'. Classic English eloquence.
“A kind of moral windsock” - BEST DESCRIPTION EVER
We really aren’t learning from anyone’s mistakes. Even our own...
UK should have elected Lord Buckethead.
I hear he's having diplomatic talks with Vermin Supreme.
Yes!
Yes!!
Al murray and eddie izzard need in on that government
Subjectivity13 That is a ticket I can get behind.
I can imagine how it would play out.
"But Father, Manchester United is a fine club, too."
"Get out of my house - you are dead to me, boy."
His wife would never tolerate that
He should be a Villa fan. He's what we call a 'plastic'.
Or the boy coming home wearing an Everton shirt
...City. fixed it for u.
Trollface Killa l
Nah, Boris looks like what if Draco Malfoy became an alcoholic
Kelly Crauford - what do you mean “if?” The desperate need for validation & adulation, seeking approval from distant parentals, naked ambition with no real substance?
John Poyser maybe... just maybe... it was a joke
Which would've happened happened
I'm so sorry they would ever say that Draco
@@Ethan-cp4rh maybe...just maybe...they're proving the joke to be true
The difference between Boris and Trump is that Boris has a dumb/eccentric persona, but is smarter than people realise, and has a way with people. He has managed to avoid getting backstabbed, and while he is being laughed at he (1) became the first conservative lord mayor of London and then (2) became Prime Minister.
Trump however, isn't pretending to be dumb, he actually is.
Well said and in London look which Mayor reduced all crime and made London the place to invest in after the Marxist Livingstone failed? And now we have the Socialist in Khan and isn't THAT working out well?
If you think Trump is Dumb youre the dumb one
@@heatea5255 riiiiight
@jckgrim51 how about his constant racist flair ups that are increasing tension across the country, as in el Paso.
How about his constant denial of policy to protect American voting systems from hackers.
What about the fact he CONSTANTLY LIES.
If these dont seem dumb then how about this:
He constantly admits that his views are shaped by the television.
He constantly states that all news media that doesnt praise him is wrong.
He held back bills that were popular at the time to pass Bill's that werent (the wall) and shut down the entire government.
He fed an NFL team hamburgers because of the shutdown instead of postponing or something.
Need anything else?
@jckgrim51 just look up any of what he says and take ideas from multiple sources and then shape your opinion on the matter, you shouldnt instantly make an opinion on the topic after reading one site or hearing one broadcast. Good God America, you are the problems you have.
Best description of Boris Johnson that I have heard: "Boris Johnson is like a wet fart..... very funny at the time but you have to check for damage immediately after." I think that I first heard it from Jon Richardson.
What happened? How did you end up with him? What went wrong?
Sara Stewart Sara Stewart He is from a very politically active family. He was a student of Eton and Oxford, He was a political journalist for several Newspapers of record. He has been a politician for nearly 20 years. He was the Mayor of London. He has been Foreign Secretary and has been bookies favourite for The Conservative Leadership for many years and was the front runner the entirety of the recent leadership campaigns.
This isn’t a surprise to anyone that actually knows anything about British Politics, or to anyone that knows how to read a betting slip.
@@jamie2866 I know all those things. Plus he's an awful man. The British Donald Trump. Good luck with that.
Sara Stewart I’m absolutely baffled by these comparisons, all I can think of is blonde and overweight.
@@jamie2866 Boris Johnson's loutish appearance is an affectation, designed to ingratiate himself with the working class and the down-trodden and excluded. He's highly educated, politically experienced, and knows exactly what he is doing. The only real comparison with Trump is they both look unkempt and awkward.
My main thought about this video is this: sometimes I think I wear the wrong length of pants, but seeing John's pants come above his socks - not just part of them, all of them - has helped me find an inner peace that I have, until this point, failed to obtain.
Andrew Reed that’s deep
The way John looks when he’s holding that cup 😂😂😂. The European cup is the precious... the precious.
Imagine playing a sport that involves kicking a BALL with your FOOT and not call it FOOTBALL but play a sport where you carry an oddly shaped EGG with your HANDS and call it football...
Mislavestina imagine losing 13 colonies all at once...
In American football, players use their foot to kick the ball.
Yep
@@drewwhitehead8588 take it easy bro, this is a fist fight not a war!
Imagine caring this much about that
God damn I love John Oliver.
Bianca Bloom and I love ❤️ you 2
Bianca Bloom 😁☺️
Great White Takes one to know one, mate.
Yeah he's great. I love him too.
I love him too!
Oliver's like Colbert's Senior British Correspondance 😁
Classic! Colbert: like Boris Johnson is a Trump clone Oliver: to say he's a failed clone of Trump is excellent, because it's an insult to both of them somehow"
Orange man bad lol
Yeah except it is COMPLETELY untrue .. but why would that concern a lame-headed bleater like you?
Oliver: "Here is a person I want you not to like and here's another person I want you not to like"
You: (clapping like trained seal) Oh! YES! Arf arf arf! So clever John! You so clever! arf arf arf!
Wouldn’t saying if one is failed, then the other must be a winner.
@@TheIndustrious1 No... that's not how cloning works?
@@furqueue9590He`s clever? That`s more than can be said about you.
Keep up the happy energy John Oliver. It’s a good thing to smile.
Boris is known for incompetence and not liking paperwork. Sound familiar ?
that cloning jar was very shallow
Hillary and Bill pocketed $150 million from the Russians after the Uranium One Deal but OMG Trump talked to the Russians?! It's not hard to figure out who was actually on the take but the left remains focused on Trump instead of Hillary or Obama. You remember Hillary don't you. She tossed a 12 girl under the legal bus to get a rapist off the hook. Hillary in her own words and laughing about getting a rapist off. czcams.com/video/cCDzRtZLUkc/video.html
Bill Clinton said "he knew nothing of his “terrible crimes” since they only met “briefly” on two occasions."
"Clinton's press secretary Angel Ureña said Monday that Clinton had traveled four times in total with the alleged child sex trafficker, and "Supporters of the Foundation, and his Secret Service detail, traveled on every leg of every trip.” According to court docs Clinton went 6 times.
www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/bill-clinton-stonewalls-on-flights-with-child-sex-offender-epstein
Trump banned Epstein for life from his club. Take a clue.
nypost.com/2019/07/09/trump-barred-jeffrey-epstein-from-mar-a-lago-over-sex-assault-court-docs/
Trump has declared bankruptcy 6 times and has over 500 startups. That's 98.8% success rating and that' far from being incompetent. Try some facts for once.
@@readhistory2023 Man, you swallowed the whole hog, balls and all, didn't you? What a chump!
@@readhistory2023 Nice wall of bullshit you got there, how long did it take for you to believe it yourself?
come on, lets be fair, noone likes paperwork.
Hey Britannia, thanks for the magna carta, and John Oliver!
Thanks for taking Oliver and Corden off our hands - we hate them both.
Are you kidding? Everyone loves John Oliver. Piers Morgan, on t'other hand...
@@KatchouroBlade corden i can understamd but why oliver?
@Xander Diesel still unsure about that one
America is where failed UK comedians go for fame
2:23 - “I need English political advice” - John Oliver *we don’t have any...”
The vacant look on John's face when he's describing Boris makes me sad
"Boris Johnson is like a moral windsock."
What a perfect observation.
He is a wind-spock
(A spock is a sock that certain gentleman keep by their bedside as a receptacle for, er...)
it went a little unnoticed when john mentioned him, liverpool's charismatic manager: jürgen klopp, or as we german fans call him, kloppo!!!
@Darth Wheezius Boris is seen as an especially humorous person in the UK?
@Darth Wheezius I know he´s not a comedian. Klopp on the other hand is witty and can be very funny ("I´m the normal one"). I have no problem with Boris, in fact he started the tennis boom in Germany which brought me to the sport as well, but he ist generally not one to joke more than the next guy. (IMO) (äh, waum schreibe ich eigentlich auf englisch?)
@Darth Wheezius That sounds about right. Boris for sure is not boring. And his games were maybe the best to watch ever.
That Photo Of John Oliver With The Champions League Cup He Looks Elated
Looks like soy man desecrating the spoils of chads
Football is stupid and John Oliver can’t get arrested in England, but, that picture is sweet
That's because he is. Liverpool Football Club is the GREATEST!!!! football club in the world. This coming from the biggest Liverpool fan on this side of the Atlantic. YNWA.
Bermsy Fructa what ever turns you on.
@@naynay1139 Crazy! I was just thinking the same thing about you.
I love it when you both appear together. It’s like an educated, Super Comedic Team Party 🥳
I love seeing John Oliver laugh because he’s just so cute and I feel like most of the time he’s talking at me he’s somewhere between vaguely concerned and deeply distressed.
"Moral Windsock" is now part of my vocabulary. Thank you John Oliver.
3:26 Stephen:“What‘s his deal?“
Me:“Well no deal at all“
"Oh don't you even MENTION that name in front of me. That filthy piece of toerag"
You can tell that John's much happier hugging the European Cup than he was about being in The Lion King.
Trump is an actual moron, whereas Boris is a witty, intelligent man with an excellent education, but utterly devoid of any moral considerations, whenever his own ambitions are threatened to be thwarted. He is a lying bastard. A pity, he'll lead Britain into Desaster, but at least the Britons will crash down into the chasm laughing. As one conservative voter put it succinctly: Hunt would be the more competent PM, but Boris is more fun. Enjoy!
I love John and Steven!
Timothy Clark John looks fabulous with salt and pepper hair!
The crossover we deserve
Timothy Clark So do I, shame about the lazy comparisons they make...
Timothy Clark You can tell that they are actually friends. They have that connection that you only have with a long time friend
Boris is actually quite intelligent though everything he does is calculated, Trump is straight-up unintelligent. (Not a Boris fan)
@Tim Loves Bacon He manages convince people that he's a common person who says it as it is and can't be too harmful as he has scruffy hair. That's all he needs to get elected so that's all he does.
Boris seems like he markets his brand as being stupid and clueless. He markets himself as: He is for the voters, regardless of which voter just know he loves and cares for you and his opponents hate you. Populists with absolutely no ideology of their own suck
Nah !
Happiest she’s ever seen him in a picture? Has she ever seen those pictures of him on a DeWalt ladder? Pure bliss.
John Oliver is the prime minister of one-liners
And fetal alcohol syndrome
TonyMac
Prick
I'm a liberal - but of the view that freedom of speech should be for all, not just those conforming to liberal dogma - & he even makes me vomit with his left-wing bias.
The Alan Partridge of comedy, failed comic in the UK & somehow got the US gig?! I bet he wakes up in a cold sweat with imposter syndrome every night.
@@Pwwh0711 Alan Partridge is great at impressions. I wish he had a Talk Show.
TonyMac King 👑
Someone's very astute assessment of Boris Johnson:- "If you don't like my principles, I have others"
Spot on!
Three cheers for Lord Buckethead; he’ll need to bring a guitar!
@Don Johnson I'd vote for half an onion over Trump.
@South Jersey Bear a person who support someone who cannot even spell hamburger or coverage properly has no business calling other moron
Unless you would confess yourself to be worse than an absolute moron of course
Haha what ever happened to Lord Buckethead? How's he been doing?
@graham buckley where did you get the numbers from brexit, because i'm fairly sure it was a 51% - 49% divide, NOT 70%
@graham buckley you are mistaken, the 70% number is the TURNOUT (amount of brits voting compared to the population). The actual results were 51.9% leave and 48.1% remain. So very very close knit, and had the british population known more about the consequences of leaving together with the lies that Boris Johnson spouted both during and even 20 YEARS before the vote actually happened. It would have completely changed the results toward a more substantial remain amount.
Read your sources correctly before you try to and convince people of shite that you have clearly no idea about in the first place.
john and stephen are such a good duo.... they make each other laugh and break and it makes me laugh...... wholesome very good
"how early does your love of Liverpool go?"
"It goes down..since I was a kid. Since er, my first cognisant thought."
"Since what?"
realises he's in America - "since my first thoughts."
To be fair, his accent got a bit thick there
Nah, I'll defend the Yanks on this -- he kinda mumbled it.
@@SweetSirenia Yeah, I could not make it out - must have been the Liverpool or M 25 accent.
You really think Colbert does not understand the word "cognizant"?
@@Heraclitean Z lol
My new favorite term for these people is “moral windsock.”
Legend makes sure the term is used right - football
@Thug Rose Americans should take off shoes, then it would fit the name "sock"er. British actually use the right name as they use their "foot" to kick a "ball"
And yet, while in America you could respect our culture and not correct us when we talk just because you call it something different. When I'm in England, I try to remember to refer to fries as chips, chips as crisps, and soccer as futball. Because I'm polite and I respect their culture. But I guess it's too much to ask of Brits to not have their asshole slam shut anytime someone says soccer while standing on American soil.
Thank god. “Soccer” makes me cringe everytime
Yobogoya you have no idea how big football is
Idc about chips and crisps but we will never let people call it soccer
Crazy Liverpool fan here. Same as you John Oliver. I really luv this team from Nairobi, Kenya
The team isn't from Nairobi, Kenya at all!
Here in Britain we have two contenders to be prime minister, but the public have no vote. Its like having Mitch McConnel versus Linsey Graham and only having Republican party members voting.
Wow, that is depressing.
As a life long anglophile, my heart truly breaks as I watch this Brexit madness unfold... I cannot begin to imagine how normal, rational British people must feel seeing Boris the Clown as their next PM. Horrifying. But this too shall pass, and then UK will recover - you have been through worse than this, it just needs both action and patience.
@@aranyanifox4375 It's a pity so many of my fellow bits cannot see the damage being done to our country with the racist, anti immigration, isolationist stance of our government. We have had relative peace in Europe since the EU was formed and it is folly to exit now. As in the US they are pandering to the baser instincts of some of the population. As a 70yr old man it won't affect me for much of my lifetime but I silently cry when I think of my children's and grandchildren future.
You guys could have just caved and agreed to reduce immigration, but you didn't because you don't care about your countrymen or their opinions and now you have brexit.
This mess is on you lot not farrage or boris.
aah, right, and the reason is the lack of democracy in the EU
you'd think that the irony would get through to the xenophobes, but then, they do have thick skulls
Every time John come on the show, Stephen Colbert seems he genuinely enjoy the interview. It's like watching two best friends just having a chat
Boris Johnson looks like a 2 year old that woke up from a nap.
He has a genetic condition that gives him that sort of hair.
Grumpy Toddler Syndrome?
Don’t mock people with disabilities
And behaves like one too ....
Bet he can spell his name though Kimberly.
When he talked about Liverpool sports, I was reminded of growing up as a Cleveland fan on the east coast…
Moral windsock...I agree
Diana May Sounds like our republican party in America. Most of them started out hating trump, fully realizing how awful he is, but once he got their party's nomination, and then won the election, due to the Electoral College and various other unknown factors, they almost all caved and began to back anything he wanted. How they can still claim to be the party of morals and family values is beyond me.
As a Spurs fan, I hit like on this very grudgingly.
2-0 spurs sucks ahahahaha did you enjoy the first minute penalty. allez allez allez allez allez allez
lets talk about 6 baby lets talk about you and me lets talk about all the good things we could be
in american a fan of spurs is a loud cowboy
Guess you don't mean a fan of Captain Bone Spurs.
What do the Spurs have anything to do with this?
Watching these guys chat is all I need today....
Here, in Belgium, we consider Johnson and Trump as "Dumb & Dumber".
Are Belgium waffles really from Belgium? Or is it just a term for giant waffles?? I really need to know this answer, it may decide my future for years to come...yes my next life decisions will be based upon waffles..
Henquinet Timothy very much like Juncker and his crooked cronies. Belgium is very good at that.
Henquinet Timothy meh, at least we had a government
@ lt’s called Flemish, and you should care what the world thinks.😷😷😷🇨🇦. And l know that because l lived in Belgium 🇧🇪.
@@mrrodriguez2947 Yes they are from Belgium and delicious. You get them even from street carts with powdered sugar. They also prefer mayo with their delish fries😳Not to be a grammar nazi but the adjective is belgian.😷😷😷🇨🇦
Love liverpool. Love John Oliver. Great to hear so many Americans cheering when he mentioned liverpool.
It's a town they've heard of.
@@chezmoi42 true - they probably only know of liverpool because that famous rock band The Lightening Seeds 😄😄
Okay, its official. I am from South Africa but Colbert is my fav. He invites everyone, feom Noah to John Oliver. He is not insecure. Great guy.
I like Stephen Colbert as well. Just FYI, both Stephen Colbert and John Oliver were correspondents on The Daily Show when Jon Stewart was the host, before Trevor Noah. So they have worked together and have known each other for a few years.
Great interview :) So spot on!
Come on Liverpool..
I'm glad these guys are cool with each other
Why wouldn’t they be?
?...
I believe they were both writers for John Stewart, also Samantha Bee.
“....and what about Boris Johnson? What’s he like?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👍🏼
Balls before brains fits nicely.
yes grandfathered into choosing a team, you can never fail your father ... GGMU
isn't Boris Johnson the dude that biked away when a reporter tried to ask him a question??
Yep. That's him.
I needed the toilet
I love youuu, British Milhouse
Boris Johnson is what I call Trump Light
Emre Veliu - I can imagine Melania would prefer a lighter Trump as well.
First time he's been called light
Unlike the orange land walrus Boris is a very well educated and from an upper middle class family , Born in NY , he is eligible for election to president of USA
@@BigBadLoneWolf
Boris is not eligible to be President of the USA. He potentially could be in the future but he needs to live in the US for 7 years(i think the Constitution requires 7 years, may be a little more)
He called muslim women letter boxes and joined in with trumps birther crap. They are racist brothers from another mother.
Boris The Spider(the Who song) should be played everywhere in England. I think he's a love child of Trump from the early 80's.
Nailed it baby
I nowaday's times.... your claim isn't *that* stupid !! 😂😂😂
He was born in New York.
Love John Oliver and Mr Colbert 🍄🇺🇲🍄🇬🇧🍄
YNWA This got mi thumbs up just for John Oliver being Scouse proud Liverpool man 💞
"If you want to use that word", hahaha!! Go Reds!
"...like a moral windsock..."
~ John Oliver
Great description
I'm a Benfica fan but admire and respect Liverpool immensely. And, of course, love John Oliver.
I love when these two are in the same video :)))
@Aarik - - - Soooo Worth the wait!!!
It's like when British comedy meets American comedy, and there's respect for each other's style...
Aarik Ibanez it’s like a great crossover
Haven't seen John Oliver that happy for a while.
Johns passion for his team reminds me of San Diego citizens of their passion of the NFL team Chargers 😆.
I was never an NFL fan when I moved there, but within 2 years I was a die hard fan, knowing everything about the coach and top players lol. It was fun.
I could hear John Oliver talking about football and Liverpool all night
It's soccer because you play it with your socks, not your feet. Lol
I'm so sorry what night was this?
Me too he's sooo epic and smart ha ha ha ha
Omg... never knew John Oliver was an LFC fan. Now i just love him more XD
but John was born in Birmingham.
Juholainen no he just shouldn’t be unless he has some family or friend connection to the club
@@Forestgravy90 uhhh... what? I wasn't born in UK. Does that mean I can't be an LFC fan?
cc and more we don’t live in a dictatorship. What country are you from?
@@Forestgravy90 yeah i know. I thought i was responding to rainman but i realised it was a different person.
I'm from Singapore.
John Oliver talking about Liverpool to Stephen Colbert? Oh this is heaven!
First sensible thing he’s said. Liverpool 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
"moral windsock" damn, i like this one 😅
Funny guy massive Liverpool fan John Oliver is perfect
I think the algorithm that is running our world simulation is having issues things are starting to look funny and buggy haha
creepy maniacal laughter at 'or I'll anger father', then deadly serious face of ashen composure
Or he could have really annoyed his father and supported Everton.
I look at this brilliant & mature Englishman, google his age and realize we were born the same year. Sh*t we're getting old.
like for the proper use of the word football!
@Eric Burkheimer Well, "grab-ball" didn't sound too good, if ya know what I mean...
@@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 The proper name for American football is "handegg".
Football was just a term for sports played off horses, and on feet.
Hence - FOOTball.
@Eric Burkheimer The main difference is that Rugby flows, whilst gridiron is so slow and boring.
@@Axolotl_Mischief What does that make handball?
Love them both
Liverpool love from John Oliver 😊😊
Donald Trump looks like a failed clone of Donald Trump.
Donald Trump looks like he grew from a cheeto after it's been irradiated.
Well played
From a toe clipping😂
It's like that film "Multiplicity". Where the clone makes a clone if himself, but he comes out kind of soft in the head.
@@dipperdandy I read the OP and was about to say the same thing. "hi Steve"
Boris Johnson is a nightmare for us Brits. It gives us a little insight to how it feels having Trump as president in America. 😂
It will NEVER get as bad as having Trump for President
@@ekibirigeable
It will for us Scot's !..he dos'nt like us..dont know why tho ! 😆who cares !
No it doesn't. You're an idiot.
@@paulenedinning5166 just deep fry Boris
Well, I suppose the consolation for the Americans is that the UK too has it's share of bigoted idiot politicians and idiots in turn willing to vote him in. Not being the sole idiot super power helps our confidence.
LOL I love John Oliver!!
I see John Oliver on thumbnail and the first thing I checked before starting the video ..is there caption for this one. Then I play the video.
"You have to consider my upper-body strength... so it might be light...?" LOL
WE WON IT SIX TIMES! YNWA! #LFC
How many premier league titles
I said premier league titles not division 1 titles
So true
that high-five turned handshake at 3:46
Totally agree. Boris Johnson is appalling. Britain should know better, especially seeing what's going on in the US!!!!
But we in Britain can vote him out just as fast, if he calls a General election which I think he will, we dont vote for a leader in the UK we vote for a political party.
Alison Smith The awful thing is that right now, Labour aren’t much better, if at all. So what’s the alternative? Gah, politics is depressing as hell right now.
@@Cailus3542 Totally right, it's depressing, and God help us if swivel eyed Farage ever enters Parliament, we might as well all just give up with his evil sidekick Widdecombe and his band of merry little Englanders.
Alison Smith If Farage or his ilk ever enter government, the country is well and truly doomed. Short of an intervention by Prince Charles when he becomes King, we might as well say farewell to what was once a great nation.
@@Cailus3542 The thought of it is like some kind of nightmare, a bunch of gammons in charge is truly frightening with their casual racist behaviour and bigotry a throw back to what they hanker for , 1950s Britain.
Boris Johnson is a kind of moral windsock... beautiful.
ok just putting aside the subect of the emission for one second to focus on this : John Oliver and Stephen Colbert are absolutely funny and hilarious in their respective shows. but together it's a f***ing combo. i was laughing so hard at some part I fell from my chair.
just lovin it when john is on the show
When John and Stephen talk, it's like watching watching Greek gods chat about the state of the world.
Colbert: whats ur nationality
Oliver: liverpool
Trump and Johnson are not the same. Trump was born into a privileged existence in Queens, while Johnson was born into a privileged existence in Manhattan.
when Liverpool pulled the rug out from under Barca in the semi-final my first thought was, "I wonder if John Oliver still has a mind because this game probably broke it."