You Don't Know Jack (Offline/Volume 5) Multiple-Pitch Guy Samples [READ DESCRIPTION]

I know I sound a little off, but look. In order to sound right, you're going to need a sound editing program, in order to make me sound right. And the pitches for the multiple pitch-guy would be -2, -1, and 0, I presume and assume.

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If you've gotten any unique You Don't Know Jack Offline/Volume 5 dialogue question segue ideas, place them in the replies to this comment. In fact, I have came up with a segue of my own.
"Why couldn't the kid go to the pirate movie? It was rated-" "R!"
And one more thing, I don't HAVE a video editing app on my iPad, so that point would be completely pointless. Instead, I was saying "Zero!" before the three-second countdown timer before recording stopped, therefore cutting off the "Zero!" sample in the process, and letting there only be "O."