Matteo Lane Makes Penne Vodka
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- čas přidán 31. 01. 2023
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The bravery of this man to cook and eat a red sauce while wearing white
Yes, I was thinking the same thing!!😀
YES! Same thought here!
@@marysalmon2367 ditto
🤣👍🏻
lol i totally had this thought. i'm not alone, i see. 😂
Mateo being the straightest he has ever been, helping his neighbor, immediately balanced out back to gay by calling it her “fire extinguisher” 💀
^this
Just what I was thinking 🤣
Don’t laugh at me. Pasta Fazul. With the white beans.
@@dww2006 I love Pasta fazul. Yes, I second that suggestion.
Ending the interaction with ciao was the icing
matteo: “that was the straightest i’ve ever been”
also matteo: “omg i love your apartment it’s so cute.💕 ciao!”
He meant helping his neighbors!!
Our boy here is not only a good cook, he also rescues damsels in distress ☺
“That was the straightest I’ve ever been”😂😂😂
Then proceeds to call a smoke alarm a fire extinguisher.
@@abadidol lmao I didn't even notice. Guess I'm as straight as Matteo.
@@abadidolA smoke alarm does extinguish a fire if you think about it philosophically and smoke some pot first
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I nearly cried when Mateo dumped the rest of that vodka down the drain. Do you know how many vodka lemonades you could have had?
Yes. He's a Philistine.
I am just mad
That broke my heart.... If he was in the military he just broke an unwritten commandment
Yes! 😢😢😢
I cried out "minghia"!
Bro is the perfect man. I wish I was gay 😭😭😭.
👀 if you’re saying that, I don’t think you have to wish…
Just own it. Lol
Bro, I think your wish was granted before you even made it saying things like that....
Thoughts+Prayers 🙏❤
Not Matteo comparing using the gym on the weekend to being “a third class passenger on the titanic trying to get to a life boat” 😂💀
Petition to bring back the singing of “thank you for being a friend” while you take out some pasta water with the thank you for being a friend cup. 8:35
Made this tonight for dinner and saved some of the sauce because it was so amazing. Thank you for making this type of food seem so accessible, while requiring so few ingredients
The finale of Coco makes me cry too, it's the fact that she - a super old abuela - dies and runs to her parents, way younger than she is, yelling "dad" like a small child, I just can't I have tears in my eyes just by writing it dang!
By the way being born in the mid 80s I missed the peak wave of vodka pasta in Italy, and I've never had it. I'm kinda curious thoug I'd probably not eat it because of onion.
Yeah, the ending gutted me. It made me think about how much older people (most of them) haven’t seen their parents, their grandparents, in many decades. I could feel the pain and weight of time. It just illustrated the concept of time so perfectly and painfully.
Lmao you crying and asking for Fritos on the plane is hilarious and relatable 😂
Must have been my fault for you to ask for those Fritos! I opened a bag in a under air conditioned plane and boom! The attendant came over and curtly told me that EVERYONE was asking her for FRITOS! Hahahaha
i would love to see you make like tortellini or ravioli 👀 honestly you just need a cooking show of your own- i’d eat up a 30 min cooking show w matteo 🫣
Only most ravioli and tortellini recipes are just ‘cook the pasta parcels in a couple of labels of hot broth’. Sprinkle with Parmesan. Serve. 2 mins tops!
First long form video I’ve seen but I love your stand up! You have a great energy and know how to captivate an audience 10/10 man
Don't miss the older videos! The Olive Garden one is a treat.
It hurt me watching you dump the rest of that vodka down the drain😭
"... literally pigsalt ..."
I've been calling everyone guanchale (sp?) since your last video. Especially my cat. This looks so good, thanks again for the selfless gift of hunger pangs and boisterous laughter. 🍝😍😂
"Guanciale" - from the Italian word for cheek!
@@doctorx3266 Ooooh thanks! Love knowing origins of words. 😉👌
"This is lava." Great line.
Love your comedy/cooking show!
Cut onions without crying? I find it is helpful to have a sharp knife (dull knives spray more onion while cutting) and also helps to refrigerate the onions before chopping. ❤✌🏼
Try to make pasta alla Norma next time. It’s a Sicilian recipe, not so hard to do but so good to eat 👌 Daje Mattè!
Been making that a lot lately. Tricky to find ricotta salata in the States though.
@@avonlave They usually have it in the high brow/expensive markets....or the Italian Deli's of course. 😀
Omg this looks so yummy! Penne alla vodka is my favorite💖 Would love to see penne all'arrabbiata next, it's so underrated!!✨
Matteo is just so himself and I love it! And really love the recipes as I really love pasta and do not know the more authentic way to cook it. I also like the context he brings to his cooking! Delicious!
We need more Cooking with Matteo videos! Love them!
5:48 to 5:58 is hilarious. There's like 12 different cuts in there spliced together to make a sentence, but its so smooth lmao
Yes....except, not that smooth....
Ahhh, love this recipe! When are you going to start making Mexican dishes too?
Love these. Most entertaining cooking show, I’m dying laughing with your jokes. You are one talented person
You can make anything and I will watch it. Learning a good dish with funny commentary is a delight 🍝
Matteo cooks with the italian's easiness. He mastered the knowledge of our" cucina autentica." Then Is a brillant commedian and a fabouluse person 👍 Hope too see you perform in Italy ASAP.
Your videos give me so much life
I love the way you teach theses recipes. You are teaching me. Also it makes me hungry, watching you cook.
I love that I'm gonna add this to my "recipes" Playlist & I get to laugh every time I make it.
oh wow, this was a NEW video! got so used to being in the backlog. *this was really fun, nice apt, and i always liked this dish but never had it from scratch. thanks for sharing!! :D
Love your vids!
Yessss I would watch you literally stare at a wall for hours I love your videos, but also I’ve been dying to know how you would make this
Love all of your pasta videos. You make it look so easy! I love eggplant parmesan and lasagna. Make you can give those a whirl :)
Yummy
I thought about those too...love them both.
Thanks Matteo, another awesome recipe. I look forward to trying it out. Penne is my favourite go to pasta, as it’s not messy to eat.all the best from Melbourne Australia.
Put a wet paper towel next to the cutting board when cutting the onion. It will prevent you from crying. The chemicals in the onion seek moisture, that’s why it goes for your tear ducts. So just put a wet thing closer to it
Please make more of these
I love watching you cook!! You need a cooking show.
yess a new cooking video
I love your cooking shows! They make me feel like I am back in the kitchen with my Nonna.
It's nice to see him in his natural environment I've never seen him not on a stage. Kitchen is beautiful and that food looks delicious
I made this tonight. It was so good! Thank you for sharing 💗
This series just makes me so happy. Also, someone somewhere MUST use that fire alarm moment for their romance novel. What a meet cute!
I’d read it… 🙋🏻♀️😂
I absolutely love him 🤣🙌 I literally dieeeeee “is that my hallway?” 🤣🤣🤣
Greetings from Europe (north of Italy), I usually cook penne alla vodka without pancetta, it (already) tastes really good without meat, but I will try your version next time. I also add a tiny pinch of cayenne pepper, for the extra lava heat effect 😉 thanks for sharing your pasta wisdom!
You're so brilliant, Mateo! Thank you so much for all the laughs & recipes! The acidic gas in onions released by chopping is attracted to the moisture in your eyes, nose, mouth. (mucus membranes) a chef taught me to always chop onions with a piece of bread hanging out of my mouth. The bread absorbs the burny oniony air. Also, lighting a candle & placing near cutting board & finally, I've heard placing paper towels in water, then under the onion you're chopping also helps - but I can't get my head around how you only chop the onion & not get little, cut up bits of paper towel in your diced onion. Hope this helps! & you keep your flame burning so brightly! You light up the world! 🕯️🔥🕯️
If you put the onion in the freezer for 10-15 minutes before cutting, should help stop tears.
By George, that just might work!
Love it !
I'd love to see you demonstrate a sauce that pairs well with rotini!
Love you Matteo. Keep soaring. Cheers & a sh*tload of love from Australia 💕
This video made my day better.
I cried at that exact moment during coco ♥️
This looks yummy!!
Thanks for the video!
Yeah, you're my new favorite comedian man.
This looked so good I went out and got all the ingredients to make it tonight and it turned out AMAZING!!!
Looks yummy!
Please come to Portland on your way to Seattle! I know it’s probably too late to add a show there, but it doesn’t hurt to ask. :)
4:33 you threw away the rest of the vodka!? Matteo, they GAVE it to you 😭😭
It would be great to see a lasagna recipe.
I cooked some of pastas you showed and they were perfect!
Hopelessly devoted is also my warmup song. That SAME phrase. It's the best.
Matteo come to Portugal, we need you!! 😘🔥🇵🇹
Matteo king!
I'd love to see ravioli or tortellini episodes--making the pasta from dough!
I love trying to make these pastas after you do it. Maybe try lemon pasta next^_^
He did! About 6 months ago.
@@Loveboatreruns1978 Sweet! Thanks
Educational and hilarious😂❤
One of my favorite pasta dishes is aglio e olio. I know, really simple but it's so good. Can you give that one a try? Would love to see how you prepare this dish.
I love these! 💕Could you please do a puttanesca?
You’re very considerate. My neighbors don’t give a sht about singing (and doing other things) extremely loudly when we share a (very thin) wall.
When you added black pepper, I thought of your friend Nick and almost died! 😂😂😂
I chew gum when I chop onions and it helps. Love your cooking and standup!
I'm definitely going to try this out. Also, would love to see your take on ziti al forno.
ive been singing hopelessly devoted for days and i feel seen ty Matteo
My favorite pasta ! Love u Matteo
Love these Italian cooking shows of yours!! Great job. How about trying baked ziti casserole or something you can make for 6 or more? That would be great. Egg plant would be fun...maybe prep with Nick cor the eggplant LOL!!
Yasss, like parmigiana! It’s my favorite eggplant dish. And no pasta, so great for gluten intolerant or coeliac (gluten allergic).
That must be delicious! When are you coming on tour in Europe? Would like to see one of your shows in Switzerland 😊
So straight calling the smoke alarm a fire extinguisher 😂 Werk.
Make Pasta all’assassina next !!
I'm from the NW side by Norridge, an grew up with a lot of Italians. Lived in Trieste, and Naples in the 90's...love your comedy.
I’ve heard of two methods to help reduce onion tears. Both have worked for me with varying results. 1) freeze the onions before you chop them and 2) put damp paper towels or a damp cloth on or next to your cutting board. The bit that makes you cry is just going for the nearest source of moisture/water.
Shout out to the company cellar and the generous pour😂.
Mateo!!! You are my spirit animal. 😊
I always stick my fork through the holes in the penne to pick it up LOL!
Id love to see your spaghetti! I know it's pretty basic but hey, everyone loves a good spaghetti!
I love these videos🎉🎉🎉🎉
1:15 not that straight; "I love your guys's apartment, it's really cute..."😄😄
Made with Lava! 🤣🔥☄️.. luv it!
I made this tonight and it was so good! Mattheo you are the funniest ❤️
Love the Ken Burns-esque documentary feeling slide show at the end! As a vegetarian/almost-vegan can I request cooking an eggplant parmigiana (with optional pasta)?
Omg Matteo I Love your cooking videos so much!!!
I just thought of a fun idea, what if you go to a neighbor's (or a friend's) house and make pasta for them with whatever they have in their pantry/fridge?
Andddd we segwayyy into cooking haha
I love this. Try making meatballs next!
It's giving Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee vibes but just Matteo killing it lol
damn those walls are so thin!! That smoke alarm going off was so loud!
I can't wait to see you in west palm!
Your kitchen looks great! I would love to see the rest of your apartment 🥰 do you know pasta alla norma? A really underrated dish in my opinion
This looks gay as hell!
And i love it!
I would love to see a lovely pappardelle pasta with a rosemary portobello sauce!
As always, your food looks delicious!
The food is not the only thing which looks delicious...
@@Mark723 Agreed! He’s the total package. How can someone so cute be single? A hilarious comic, the most amazing cook, and an all around catch!
I am always impressed how Matteo wears white tees and somehow never gets sauce all over them
is it, or does he have a dozen matching white t-shirts standing by
@@mygoodtimes7987 That's his secret, I think. 🤭
For sure I think there are spare tees on hand- in the pesto video and these thin tomato sauces especially. They have a very high ‘flick factor’!
I would LOVE to see you make bolognese sauce....love you!!!!
Looks absolutely delicious. I am going to make it this weekend!