r/Maliciouscompliance Moron Calls the Cops Over Weed Delivery
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- čas přidán 24. 07. 2024
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0:00 Intro
0:08 Tales of Jeff
5:53 Holiday delivery
11:50 Illegal delivery
17:27 Adult item delivery
"Sneaky Snitch" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) License: CC By Attribution 3.0 - Komedie
"go to hell"
"What kind of shipment would you like for that?"
I legit just laughed like a maniac in public
Express, i want same day shipping.
Me too
Not in public, but me too! XD
@@Frostfern94t the time of His life àtg
3:36
Working with Jeff sounds like there would NEVER be a dull moment😂😂😂
OP ought to write a book fr
@@AmethystWaves19:43 20:00 20:00
I didn’t want it to end!!! I’m petitioning for a “Jeff, the epic delivery driver” as a regular addition to rslash’s channel! 😂😂
on blud
@@Sorchia56 Yes! I agree.
First Story: Jeff sounds like an absolute legend in this company. He manage to screw over Gabe by taking advantage of a loophole. Gabe sounds like a massive douche
Second Story: Ok, Jeff seems to be involved in a lot of interesting situations. I was about to view Kevin as a prick but after hearing the situation with Jizzabelle, I can see why he is acting like that; honestly that lady needs a psychiatrist
Third Story: Damn, so Jeff out here busting people for drugs now? All seriousness, Bob is insanely stupid to file a complaint on a package he knows contains drugs in them
Fourth Story: An entire episode focused solely on Jeff, this man is a legend. So all it took to get the (somewhat) wrath of Jeff was threatening to shove a...vibrator down someone's throat....
Morale of all these stories make sure you are nice to Jeff
work long enought delivering packages and simular jobs you would interact with a lot of interesting customers. some would be complete idiots, some would be a little crazy, some massive db etc.
I’m so heartbroken rslash used the name Karen and not Jizzabelle
@@DarkLobster69 lmao same but I’m sure its because of CZcams's rules
I’m doubting all these are real, dude said the weed is in a vacuum sealed baggies but they can smell it cause the package got wet? Lol I’m calling bs
I find it hilarious that if Bob had just gone to Jeff and said 'hey man, the packages I get are very sensitive, I'll start leaving a tarp next to my door could you please just cover it if it's raining, thanks dude" even if he smelled like weed Jeff probably wouldn't do anything about it
Can confirm. I worked at FedEx for three years. People are this insane. I had four different people pull guns on me freaking out asking "THE HELL YOU WANT!?" In my FedEx uniform, carrying a FedEx box, from a FedEx truck. "You ordered something..." Yeah, this was at the peak of Covid. People thought I was a fed because my truck had "federal" on it. -_-
Like the FBI advertises their covert operations in bold purple letters
If they thought you were "one of the Feds" in a... reverse unmarked car... or something? Why in the world would they escalate? They know the Federal Government has them outgunned by a wide margin, right? Wouldn't your best bet would be to feign ignorance or something? "I don't know nothing about no 'John Q. Public' I was just watching this house for a friend... and that friend was not Mr. Public, I swear!"
You: "Look, whoever you are, if you would _just_ sign for this copy of 'Girls Gone Mild' it would make both our lives easier..."
YOU WONT TRICK ME YA DIRTY FED
Shitty that this happened to u but also sad bc they probably had paranoia issues from the isolation.
"Came to collect a living specimen for COVID vaccine experimentations. I need 1 resident from this household to fulfill their civic duty to the Country."
Jeff is living the delivery man life. What hasn’t happened to him? Man I needa get into that profession.
As a mailman I can confirm, shit gets wacky. Just in the last few months I've had to do cpr on an unconscious guy and reported a gas leak that ended with the house being torn down. It keeps life interesting
Seeing all these delivery man stories kinda reminds me of OlderSparky, if you know, you know
Oh yeah it def gets entertaining 😂!
I think it takes a certain kind of person to be able to manage it. And by that, I mean it takes PATIENCE. Far more patience than I have at my disposal on a _good_ day. Jeff and all the other underappreciated delivery workers are legends in my book, and I don't know how they do it.
I'd recommend you not to
four things a smart people fear:
1) The anger of a good person
2) A night without moon
3) A torment in the sea
4) The wrath of Jeff
Story 2: If the first post about some dude getting harassed just for putting a package inside the garage was insane, this post was extra. Like, a freaking *LEAF* sent Karen into a paranoid frenzy. Wow
I kinda feel bad for her. I don't want to assume anything, but it sounds like she's having some issues. That level of paranoia isn't horrible, but it's still not exactly healthy.
Story 3: Another example added to the list of the "Criminally Stupid." Bob should've just kept his mouth shut and accept that his lateness resulted in a slightly damaged package.
It's funny because everything was vacuum sealed, yea the box was ruined but I bet the weed was just fine
@@mayle2010Yeah, I didn’t get that. Not just some ziplocs, actually vacuum sealed. That’s solid packaging. Whoever sent it at least was taking pains to make sure the stuff made it through safely… and possibly without too much scent, lol. I suppose one package might have come open, hence the smell, and Bob assumed the whole thing was ruined. After all, it was established that he’s none too bright.
More evidence of how fake this story is. If it was vacuum sealed, the rain would not have wfftctedbthr product or cause it to stink.The package was on at least 4 trucks and maybe a plane in transit. Trucks leak. Boxes get wet all the time, even when delivered on a sunny day
@@mayle2010also there are some ways to attempt to potentially salvage it even if it did get wet - he should’ve just gotten over it lmaoo shit happens
@mayle2010 I was about to say that. I was like, "But the weed is fine, though?"
Today's moral:
Don't call the cops for weed delivery, people. That's just not right.
Call the firefighters instead.
HAH. AMAZING LMAO
Also make sure you thank Jeff😂
People who have jobs where they drive around doing deliveries, installation, and transportation have some pretty interesting stories. My Mom used to be a school bus driver, and one morning on her way back to the lot, she happened to see a woman with her hands cuffed behind her, running from a police officer along a set of train tracks. She couldn't stop long enough to watch what happened, but it was interesting!
And I used to be a driving instructor. 😮
Lmao I kinda like Kevin in this one. He’s a good chaotic neutral/lawful evil
Lawful evil definitely 😂
Someone started playing Baldurs gate 3
I started from 1 to 3 from now :D
He seems more lawful neutral to me. Lawful neutral can sometimes be considered a douchebag’s moral alignment, and he seemed more lawful than anything else. Lawful Impure (between Lawful Neutral and Lawful Evil) could also work here for the same reasons.
I've met Kevin types - they're super abrasive if you don't know them but once you get to know them and realise it's just a lack of filter and they're actually a decent person they are almost always the life of any situation.
As someone who works at a delivery company: it's astonishing how rude people be to delivery personnel. Seriously, we don't mind going out of our way to make sure you get your package. But if you are an ass to us, hoo boy we will throw the book at you. From the petty drop off similar to what Jeff did to Gabe all the way to refusing to even deliver your package, making YOU pick it up at the hub.
I'm usually just a pickup driver BUT I have driven over 12 miles out of my pickup area to deliver a package.
This wasnt an r/Maliciouscompliance this was r/JeffsLegendaryTales!
About weed delivery story, makes me grateful to live where there are businesses whose sole business is to deliver cannabis products.
Man, jeff is one savage delivery man. 😁
He is so getting the employee of the month.😁
Absolutely need more Jeff type stories Rslash. You deserve to read some humorous stories.
Man, I had a neighbor in my building like Karen in that second story. She yelled at me and then called the cops because there were a few pine needles in the hall in front of my door (it was late January and I had taken out my Christmas tree earlier that day and must have missed a few needles when cleaning up). This was all at like 10 PM, too. Some poor dude on the night shift at the local precinct had to come down and explain to her how laws work while she had a full-blown melt-down in the building lobby and screamed at the front desk staff. I have since moved and 100% do not miss that lady.
Jeff is the level of petty evil genius I aspire to be
That last story had me grinning like the Cheshire cat.😂
lol had to run to Google to find out what that was
Cheshire? No. *Minsk* perhaps...
@@chriscarpenter3370 You've never seen any of the hundreds of thousands of adaptations of Alice in Wonderland? Which, I realize is not the origin of the term "grinning like a Cheshire cat" but it popularized the term when the book was published in 1865, so virtually every reference today runs through some version of Alice in Wonderland.
It was fun reading/hearing about the misadventures of Jeff and Deleted. I think the Gabe and Bob stories are tied as my favorite.
Ok. We so need more stories about Jeff and his adventures 😂
sadly the op has been deleted
Nooooooo
@@sopix7761🥺🥺🥺 noooooooooooooooo
This guys exploits has “mini-series” written all over it!
OMFG LMFAO. The last story had me crying. All of a sudden I wasn't a guy in my mid thirties anymore. Suddenly I was a twelve year old boy again laughing at testicles.
That valentine is real Moby Huge
Story 2: I actually feel bad for Karen. She's clearly in need of some professional help and more socializing. 😕
It certainly screams mental illness. But I'd say Kevin is in a similar boat.
I used to work with a guy just like Jeff. Never a dull moment, truly.
I need multiple hours of Jeff and his mail stories lol
it always hilarious how nose blind pot heads are to the EXTREMLY strong overpowering weed smell around them while they pretend like they don't smoke it
Just for fun, the word for people who can't smell is "anosmic" the "s" is silent.
Yeah it would be kind of hard to smell it or for it to be damaged if it's been vacuum sealed!! It's water proof!! What a load of shit this story is!!
Jeff the Delivery Guy, not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
I had never heard the full spectrum of Delivery Man Jeff stories. Thank you for making my morning if not my whole day!
For the third story... It is insane that people can get that treatment from having drugs....
But damn it was satisfying
It's excessive but our drug policy is nothing if not excessive
These delivery stories make me think of what deivery drivers think of ME. I live in a basement apartment and my landlords mom lives upstairs. I ordered a vibe a couple weeks back and i can only WONDER what the delivery driver thinks when he pulls up to the house and sees a sign that says "Nana's garden" on the front lawn 🤣😭
Oh, no, that poor lady 😂
I worked at UPS and we had a customer made box out of Reece's cups box. It was really badly made and when loaded into a brown truck the truck began to "smell" very strongly. I had to go in and find the product and we set it in the dispatch room. Once the cops arrived it was baggies of literal Ziplock full of "green" like the dude didn't do any airlock protection to deliver. Cops set up a sting and idk what happened after but was the one and only time we smelt an illegal box come through my department
Oh oh, I have a quick UPS delivery driver story. I was a seasonal delivery driver a few years back and had businesses on my route. A sex shop was one of them. I had a light-hearted rapport with the ladies who worked there.
One day I was dropping off 5 boxes and as I was carrying them in noted that all of them were labeled "rubber product". So I said while laughing "I wonder what these could be?" Without missing a beat she said "Oh crap, I ordered too many dildos. Here, take a few with you so they don't go to waste."
😂😂
I don't know where or when these stories happened but in America:
1) Mail receptacles are considered federal (government) property. Some people wanna put stupid or dangerous things in there, and the government does not want to be accused of putting it there.
2) Government postal workers DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES OR FOR ANY REASON OPEN OR TAMPER WITH MAIL PIECES. We have an entire department that is solely authorized to do so for exceptionally undeliverable pieces. You will NOT find them at the post office or in a delivery truck.
These rules may not apply to other major couriers such as FedEx or UPS, but then both of those couriers would be legally denied access to mail receptacles.
I hope that everyone is having a good Wednesday!
U to
And you as well ❤
Good Wednesday’s for everyone!!!
Thanks! You too
Thanks man I needed that
This video should be titled "Jeff, Your Friendly Neighbor Delivery Guy." What Jeff said here is very funny.
18:13 "I have no issue of what people like putting up their butt holes but when said people become butt holes then he has to follow company policies"🤣🤣🤣
Regarding the weed story. I may or may not once have known about a guy who lived in the opposite end of my country, but came from my city. When he went home on vacation he often brought entire bricks of hash to distribute to the dealers in my city. He just skimmed the profits he got from having the right contacts and his actions as a mule.
He literally travelled the world from money he got delivering hash to dealers. The largest amount I know of was 10kg(22lbs) at a time in a sportsbag on a train.
The reason this is possible is that our capital has easy access to the stuff, but the rest doesn't to the same degree. And he knew people from countries that grew it.
This is more than a decade in the past btw and I couldn't prove it even if I wanted to, and I don't since some of my friends reaped the rewards as well.
Among others, one of his contacts was the nephew of the life guard of Bashar Al-Assad who migrated to my country.
Trivia: Clients of drug deals calling cops isn't uncommon. Hell, people buying meth will call if someone take the money or shorts them.
As a former postman, I’ve done most of the jobs from foot deliveries and van delivery of larger parcels and also sorting the letters and packages to the correct delivery route or returning mail that has been rejected by the recipient due to it being damaged. One night when my colleagues and I were hand sorting a conveyor belt full of all kinds of boxes, we could hear a buzzing noise emanating from the pile of boxes and as they were being separated into the various districts, the noisy box came to the front of the stack. It was a square box about 3 inches wide and deep and it was about 10 inches long. As you can imagine it was fairly obvious what the box contained, even though it was in a plain brown wrapping and it was addressed on all sides with the recipients name and address in block capitals and it had been sent from an overseas address to an university hall of residence and labelled as extremely urgent and confidential. Of course word swiftly spread through the entire sorting office, but the manager had to place the box in a separate office and notify the security team for guidance on weather it could be opened and switched off then re sealed or should it be left as it was and delivered. By the time that someone with the authority to decide on the course of action the delivery staff had arrived and were preparing the mail for delivery so they decided that even though it was still making the noise it should be taken out for immediate delivery with a letter from the delivery manager asking the recipient to request her to make sure that if she had any plans to receive any other such powered items could she request that they should be sent without any batteries fitted. It should be noted that the delivery driver had got a date with a student the following Friday evening and these events all took place in the early hours of the Wednesday morning, approximately 30 years ago.
As a UPS guy, I’m sitting here going “yup”. We eventually learn what the initials on the return address is. Sex toys, VS (Victoria secret), hush party supplies were always fun.
Jeff needs to start posting about all of his adventures, be it MC or not, with multiple rSlash videos dedicated to reading them. r/JeffDeliveries lol
Sometimes Rslash will read stories I've heard before and I was bummed when the video started. But I'm happy now because I never heard any of the updates before. I love Jeff stories.
21:23 'It was filled with junk mail.'
Immature me couldn't help but giggle at that 🤭
Jeff should write a book. I'm thinking of doing just that when I retire from working as a custodian in a public school for the last 28 years! For instance, why is it ALWAYS the girls who like to leave HAND PRINTS of POOP on the stall walls?
I petition OP create a subreddit called stories with Jeff. So we can get more amazing stories. And Rslash should cover it exclusively
How aggressively some people (and many departments) deal with weed is so absurd.
Been listening to rslash for some time, in my opinion he is a beyond great storyteller/reddit post reader, i love listening to these in the background while gaming
I love it when Reddit has a MC (Malicious Compliance) story that goes into a saga 👀✨ *sips tea* 🍵
"Gabe inquired politely" should be the new "Dumbledore asked calmly"
Definitely need more Jeff stories! They are epic
I need to hear more of these stories, we need a subreddit for Jeff and his wonderful shenanigans.
Jeff the Deliveryperson now feels like a mythic post office folk hero to me. I felt like I should be doing a call and response thing at the part where the lady at the end Invoked The Proper Care And Civic Duty Of The Post Office LMAO-
DISCRETE SHIPPING AVAILABLE!!! Yes, nobody will ever know it's an adult funtime product.
The guy getting his weed... Any package bound in duct tape is an automatic red flag. IIRC, shippers can legally report suspicious packages without having to open them. If there's reason enough to believe it's drugs, they can just report it without having to setup a sting like that. It's enough cause for cops to get a search warrant in a lot of places, even years ago.
Jeff should have his own channel. I'd love to hear more of his adventures.
I bought stuff like condoms and lube online. It's always sent in anonymous boxes and the company names are always stuff like "AB Trading" or "XY Holding", so you wouldn't be able to recognize them unless you specifically ordered stuff there yourself.
I swear, working with Jeff sounds like you'd get the best stories to tell the grandkids
Hey there Rslash just wanted to let you know that I’m a fan and have been watching your channel every day since you began your channel. You are awesome and I love hearing your thoughts on the story and situation of the op. Keep it up and I love you 💕!
I really hope that people don't call this fake. I work for a courier service and our drivers have some wild stories.
The more people you deal with per day the more likely you run into psychos
I work for a company like this as well, in the warehouse rather than driving but yeah, I've seen and heard some shit.
Parcels that have a particular smell to them lets say, similar to the one described in story 3? Thats pretty common.
Parcels improperly packed and ending up breaking open or even just not being sealed? Yep, seen all sorts from them. Entire box of sex toys, various bondage equipment (Which some hilarious supervisor thought would go great just hanging on the door of the office for "loss prevention" who supposedly save the company from losing money through theft and stuff but for the most part just piss everyone off by not knowing how shit actually works on the warehouse floor.
We also joke that the amount of car parts coming through, we're probably being used by car thieves to hide evidence from a chop shop or something.
Jeff is the kind of coworker everyone should have at least once in their lives
Ode to Jeff….
The man…
The myth…
The legend….
I love malicious compliance 😂
Jeff is the GOAT of delivery drivers.
All hail Jeff the awesome delivery guy 🏆🙌🏻
A couple a years ago there was a news where someone called the cops because someone trespassed and stole things… the victim was a drug dealer so he ended up in jail when the police noticed al the drugs in his house lol
Never mess with a guy named Jeff in any delivery service
jeff HAS to be that “CEO of Workplace Drama” person.
S2 to S1) Thats not a Karen but an old lady with decline mental health that needs someone from her family to step. Also Jeff is beast at malicious compliance
I love that we get a whole Jeff episode
We need a Tales of Jeff Playlist filled with more stories of Jeff.
I work in package delivery. The tales of Jeff sound like bad fan fiction. 3rd party shippers do not package materials, and are on such a tight delivery schedule thatb there is very little time for small talk with recipients, especially on a residential route.
Why would the delivery company be in trouble for a damaged item that was improperly packaged by the ordering company? And how small of a town would it have to be to keep track of when certain customers have packages coming through the system?
I love Jeff the delivery man. He sounds delightful
I propose a new subreddit, in the same spirit as storiesaboutkevin, it’ll be TalesOfJefftheDeliveryman
Just all the wild encounters that happen to delivery people, starting with and starring the man of the hour
Dying over here especially with that last story 😂
I love this, we need more stories from Jeff!
I like Jeff. I feel it would be awesome to work with him and just listen to stories all day.
I deliver packages and was called in for a regular days. I was doing the route when someone came out saw me and asked where the regular person was. They were not being a Karen she was legitimately concerned for the regular driver because she had not seen him for almost a week. She was afraid he was sick. I assured her that he was most likely on vacation since someone of my position was called in and not the rank above me. I asked later and yes he was on vacation.
This is just too great. I love malicious compliance stories and this saga was phenomenal. I had a neighbor like Bob once. He was just as stupid, too. We lived in an apartment complex, and one day this psycho burst into our unit and started strangling my then boyfriend. We were able to get him out (after knocking out a tooth for good measure)…and this fucker? Calls the cops on US…even though he trespassed and committed assault, battery, and property destruction. Needless to say, it was an easy day for the cops.
Having worked in LTL, less than truckload freight, we were given a delivery. The laws are simple but strict. Any freight we haul must have a bill of laddijng. Must stste from whom, to whom and a description of said freight so it can be classified. From yes, to yes, description, ? DILDOS. All of us drivers had a laugh that day.
Oof, that last story... I hope there was something protective around that toy before Jeff wrapped it or that silicone would've been ruined from the newspaper ink. I should know, I once accidentally placed an item of similar silicone onto some papers and had to toss it out because it had absorbed the ink and become stained on that side.
Whenever this delivery company has an issue with a customer I feel like they just say “ok, deploy the Jeff.”
Working with Jeff sounds like it was fun 😂 makes me wonder what other wacky things postal workers see
Jeff seems like a guy we all need at our workplace 😆😆😆
I can say working in the shipping industry, I can say this sounds like the post office but their customer service is not that good 😂😂
We need more stories from Jeff!
21:26 - I absolutely lose it on that last part! LOOOL!! 😂😂😂😂
And here we have the next "never mess" rule.
NEVER MESS WITH YOUR DELIVERY GUY!!
😂🤣😆
Welcome to r/tales about Jeff! It’s all about Jeff’s deliveries!
My heart goes out for that weed. Hopefully it still got smoked but I doubt it.
Does anyone else kind of...want to watch an animated series about Jeff the deliveryman?
"Thank you for calling Netflix. You're greenlit."
My man tried so hard to make his shipping company anonymous and then did everything he could to tell us it was USPS.
People with the greatest people stories are the people who get to deal with normal people for a living.
Jeff is a freaking LEGEND. 😂
Man Jeff sounds like a riot to be with. 😂
We all need a Jeff in our jobs 😂😂
Man that twist in the second story was
Mind blowing, did not see it coming
17:56 heh, Bad Dragon has one over on those other companies in terms of discretion! Their shipping and billing is labeled simply as “BD Enterprises”
Jeff needs a movie asap.
And preferably a 6season series before that
That last one, the product company should probably be looked into if they can't properly ship something so it won't break. Somebody is soooooo fired.
Jeff the delivery man has some stories! 😂
I've heard the first one before on a different video but its still always fun to hear it. And then there's more!