The spatula video.(Me talking about spatulas for 10 minutes while very tired) (2k,3k and 4k special)
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- čas přidán 19. 09. 2020
- Hello! Thank you guys so much for an amazing week! we gained almost 5k which is insane. This video was insane, and i hope you enjoy!!
I say dumb things
/ ranboosaysstuff
I live stream sometimes
/ ranboolive
Discord (on twitter!)
MERCH!:
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Ranboo: **talks about Hamilton**
Also Ranboo: **puts up an image of George Washington**
tHaNk gOd i ThOuGht tHat i WAs tHe OnLy oNe ThAt NoTicEd-
Ya *its big brain time*
I'm so happy someone said something cause as soon as I saw it I thought, "I think that was George washington" but I never double checked
So glad we’ve added yet another Hamilton fan to the Dream SMP
That had me rolling on the floor for a solid 3 minutes
“Greece created plastic, dont look that up 😀 I’m right.”
Source(s): dude trust me
I read that as he said it-
I’m watching this video sleep deprived
Me, as a Belgian : NO!
John's parents were rumored to have been from France or Italy so ngl he might actually be right
Imagine his mom stands right outside the door listening and her only thoughts is “what the fuck is wrong with my son”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I would be proud because he sounds like he knows what he is talking about- at least he ain't doing drugs-- or is he 😃
🤣🤣🤣
@@Psychy_ if he was on drugs it wouldn't surprise many people
ranboo: sounds like he actually knows what he's talking about
also ranboo: alexander hamilton is george washington
also also ranboo: ancient greece is italy
I zoned out and only heard
"Spatulas...... goerge washington.... spatulas....spoon....blahh..blah.. spatulas
Its like listening to ur teacher but Ranboo
@@vsuvi So true.
@@vsuvi Yes
Lmao yes me too
I just heard spatula...spatula...spatula...sentient being...spatula
i cannot believe that Dream saw this and said to himself “yes, this child is going far”
I am just concerned about dreams thought process
where- please share me the link to where
that is if it is on yt
He did though
Well, I mean-
He was right :D
Was he wrong??
"A burger is just a meat pancake."
*Ranboo is so wise*
Then is a pancake a wheat burger?
@@Izzy-cd2hx :0
@@Izzy-cd2hx Is it?
HOL' THE FUCK ON-
But it's kinda true if you think about it
My life has been a lie…
What I learned today:
1. The word Spatula.
2. I'm an extraterrestrial lifeform.
XD EGGZ DEE
Ranboo: "spatulas have their own feelings"
Me: *hitting myself with my spatula because I'm tired af*
"well this is awkward"
LOLL
I did that but with a softball bat. Help
@@Izzy-cd2hx oh you good?
@@ol1ver_280 no.
@@Izzy-cd2hx hun- same-
“Burger is just meat pancake” -sleep driven Ranboo 2020
I mean
He ain't wrong
@@lomaishaumichelle7848 true...true....
I actually had to think about that one...
Corndogs are just meat Twinkies, so why not?
SpongeBob be like •_• :0
Ranboo:“100% of spatula use is for pancakes”
6 year me:*uses a spatula as a sword*
Whatever age sleep deprived Ranboo is *Also using spatula as a sword *
Petition for Ranboo to name one of his swords "Spatula" on the Dream SMP
Yusssss
Signed
✔
Yes yes and everything yes
VOUCH VOUCH VOUCH
*signs* YES
this video is literally
Source(s): Dude, trust me
and google images
who doesnt trust sleep deprived ranboo?
@@comet3876 everyone believe him when he's like that
@@nonolol2243 everyone believe him when he's him
Yes
“If you ever want a straight answer, ask me when I’m sleep deprived. You’ll get a solid answer. Correct one? Maybe, but it’s solid.”
If it's a solid and answer, what about the liquid form of the answer. It is only in a solid state right now, but with added spatulas, it shall turn to a gas state. (I am weird)
This is even better then Wilbur and schlatt talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes 😂
"a burger is just a meat pancake"
*I was certain that I could never cry...*
*but you have proved me wrong*
It's a Trans bee
bruh when he watched the guy go over and just said "byyyye" HE SOUNDE LITERSLLY JUST LIKE TECHNOBLADE
5:41 time
He sounds exactly like techno lol
he's called Walmart Techno for a reason
hes called walmart techno??
@@iamacatt5050 i really saw 5:41 and skipped to 3:30
this doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about spatulas to dispute it
IS THAT A HENRY STICKMIN REFERENCE?
@@FranXiT IT MAY BE
I THINK IT IS!
I WILL START VIOLENTLY SOBBING IF ITS A HENRY STICKMIN REFERENCE
HENRY STICKMAN?
Ranboo: "Every Spatula has feelings'
Me: *runs to my kitchen to apologize*
Samee
BRUHHHHHHHHHH
“Now a spatula is also called a turner, a fish slicer, frying scoop, and over there in England the spatula is a very common kitchen utensil, it has a flat end usually with a with a very long handle. Now there are different types of spatulas, such as spreaders and scrapers, each of them with their own pros and cons. John Spatula who later went on to create the hit movie Justice League, actually created the spatula as known in his name. [He] saw a flyswatter and was like ‘Hey! Could use this instead of the pancake flipper!’. Now in Ancient Greece the pancake flipper was a two large sheets of metal that you would slide underneath the pancake and it was very bad because the metal had a very low melting point so you just get metal in your pancakes, this is actually the reason for 20% of Greeks deaths was metal pancakes. Now John Spatula decided to take his old flyswatter and flip some of the pancakes with it; now whether or not this worked we really never know, all we know is that his spatula lived on to outlive him and actually became a sentient being- that’s a true fact by the way, every single spatula that you have in your house is in fact a sentient being with it’s own emotions, so think about that the next time you use it to scrape off burnt food off of your pan. Now there are many types of spatulas, there are the rubber spatulas, the metal spatulas, the plastic spatulas- which don't work well with heat because they keep on melting whenever you use them they just disintegrate immediately it is very inconvenient. Welp. No spatulas for this man. Now- spatulas actually have a huge amount of historical significance, you know Zeus actually was actually like ‘Hey. I need a spatula’. George Washington actually used spatulas to cross the Delaware instead of paddle because he thought that they would be more aerodynamic- boy oh boy was he wrong because aerodynamic does not relate to water. Now thankfully spatulas can't move because they don’t have any arms, legs, or significant organs, but if they could, it would mean doomsday for us. Now George Washington’s use of spatulas to cross the Delaware was actually a huge term in JFK’s speech where he said ‘Hey- spatulas are cool. Remember when George Washington used them to cross the Delaware?’ Now JFK was yet another historical figure who used spatulas a lot, we actually see....” (I’m done typing this)
A+
UNDERRATED COMMENT
this like when people type the Bee Movie script.
You typed until 3:20 congrats :D
“him use spatulas many, many times through this entire career. Mainly as a microphone because he did understand the difference between a spatula and a microphone because, fun fact, he was blind. Now, the different types of spatulas reflect your own personality type. If you like using the rubber ones, you are a psychopath, because you don’t use rubber spatulas to flip pancakes you use the hard ones. I’d don’t know why this keeps on happening but apparently people keep on using the rubber spatulas to flip their pancakes. It is not good the pancake ends up getting everywhere and it is a bad day for everyone. Now the main use for spatulas is actually flipping pancakes. WHO actually reported that 100% of spatula use is for pancakes.”
Spatula doesn’t look like a real word anymore-
me a dyslexic person : always has been
Artistic Loko LMAOOOO
that is becouse the word wasnt actually finished. As you know 'spat' means spit but we do not yet know what 'ula' stands for. This is the reason the word 'spatula' sounds like a weird word to many people.
@@hayannegrunbauer4635 The man who made the word was actually looking up possible suffixes when he was killed from behind. His killer is unknown to this day, although people called him the Man in Black for his clothing choice. It has recently been confirmed that the killer was sent to hell after he died.
@@mkk3984 Oh really my history teacher did not tell me that.. do you have any other knowledge about this person?
Don’t look it up, he’s right.
Exactly
Of course he is why would anyone doubt him!?
I looked it up, he's right.
Of course he is
I did look it up and he is still right about George Washington
Ranboo then: spatulas have feelings
Ranboo in “cooking” stream: I wish spatulas didn’t have feelings
ranboo: a burger is a meat pancake
me: ok
my brain: wait-
“JFK was blind” ah, yes. How did I miss that in history class?
He couldn’t see the bullet coming
@@mayar6284 I mean you aren't *wrong*
@@mayar6284 i shouldn't be giggling
@@mayar6284 💀💀
This man could tell me that he's just a figment of my imagination and I'd believe him
wouldnt we all
THIS DID NOT AGE WELL
@@alexboucher1505 TRUE LMAOO
@@alexboucher1505 TRUE... THIS GUY FORESHADOWED THE PLOT
@@ranbo0 TRUEEEEE OH GOD
Ranboo: “I don’t sing”
Also Ranboo: 8:00
clicking on that lead me to an ad about beer and genshin impact-
alt title: ranboo practicing his word vomit for 10 minutes
how did a guy talking about spatulas for 10 minutes give me serotonin
Dunno but it did the same for me
ranboo can do anything and it will be precious and investing
His a genuine and give him some subs because he prob read that script like 100 times
that's because he's the main charakter
@@the_person_without_a_name YeAh
IM NOT EVEN CAPPING I GOT A MIDROLL AD FOR KITCHEN UTENSILS
Yesssss
Stop the cap
The Spatula will role all
POG
this is even funnier after the flying spatula.
In the start of this video he mentioned that every spatula is a sentient being and i feel like that explains a lot
"Did you know the word spatula actually means GOD?"
I then had to reload the video-
God told me to stop watching someone talk about spatulas for 10 minutes.
Well, time to deny God himself-
Had a tough day😭 Came for the facts about spatula's to make me feel better😔✊
and it worked ✨🔥😂💅💯
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@@077E4 lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣
@Miwi Pie hey🤺lets🕴make🚳word🇦🇬……这🛩……我要好好照顾📇可接受📨。是因为🔏？说话🛰……我会告诉🛫……一些朋友🎺ｔｈｉｓ🛋has💥no🧾meaning🕘。。不要在这样做🎠，一次不小心看到我🛴，我的世界🔎goodbye🌫
that is also one of the properties of a spatula, it can cure sadness.
"don't look that up I'm right" - sleep deprived Ranboo 2020
So anyways I just came from the cooking stream where Ranboo's spatula just started ascending. This documentary never said anything about flying spatulas.
that's because flying spatulas weren't actually rediscovered until the cooking stream! that spatula you saw was one of the few specimens that have survived today after Julius Ceasar Salad ordered the genocide of all flying spatulas in 39 BCE :)
Ranboo: ”Because ancient greece” *shows picture of Italy* 5:33
I love how the images just do not line up with what he said at all.
What did you expect? He was *sleep deprived* after all.
wdym all the information in this video is 100% true
@@ranbo0 of ppp p on ppp ppp
p ppp ppp p
@@ranbo0 ppp ppp
I am a sleep deprived person watching another sleep deprived person lie about the history of spatulas
edit:i just looked up who created spatulas cuz ik he just made it up, but turns out the person who made spatulas is actually named Horace Spatula
Is this actually any surprise?
Ranboo is always right...well most of the time
Oh wow
Wow so funny that this guys name was the same as the object! I bet he invented them because it's the same word!
Wow so funny that this guys name was the same as the object! I bet he invented them because it's the same word!
Here's your award for getting here when Ranboo is at 2 million.
🏆
When he just says "Goodbye" 5:40 so calmly, it hit different
I love how a reference from “the office”, is just casually mentioned in a 10 minute spatula video.
I JUST STARED AT YOUR PROFILE FOR 5 MINUTES IM CONFUSED AND SCREAMING
@@Peirsil I have no idea why you are, but hopefully you’re okay now.
@@technoboo4740 where did you get that profile, I *wannit*
i’m only slightly ashamed to admit that i find this video very calming
Nope I feel the same way
Lol me too
It was very calming to me too
Samee
Same...
What you didn't know was that the spatula man would have more than 1 million subscribers in less than half a year...
after yesterday's cooking stream with the demon spatula: yeah
yeah
yeah
I really gonna click this video, skip to a random part, only to be told: "Fun fact, you would not have your cellphone if it wasn't for spatulas"
WHAT TIME STAMP I-
@@silk.and.cologne
5:18
:)
Ranboo is the type of guy to calmly kill a person whilst being drunk
Im concerned about your thought process
I mean. They aren't wrong..
Ranboo said *__c a l m l y_*_
@@wyn798 fr 😭
Not Wrong 😊
i couldn't stop myself from giggling throughout this entire video. i love this man
spatula obsession checkkkk
8:49 imagine just talking to a friend and then:
"do you know what a spatula is?"
"what?"
"do you know what a spatula is?"
"no?"
dials 911*
"911, what's your emergency?"
"my friend dont know what a spatula is..."
Mom: Are you doing your social studies homework?
Me: Well, um yes
Mom: Can I see
Me: It's just this 10min lecture about...
Mom: Yes?
Me: Spatulas
underrated comment
UNDERRATED
WTF IM LITERALLY PROCRASTINATING MY SOCIAL STUDIES HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW WHILE WATCHING THIS VID. WTFF ARE YOU BEHIND ME-
Yes
Mom: oh... I think I’ll go now
I'm 99% sure dream saw this and thought: Wow he is talking about spatulas for 10 minutes... imma get him whitelisted
clearly you didn't research spatulas enough. you didn't mention that they can fly when they get angry or that they hate deep plates. smh
No one:
Ranboo’s family: WHY TF IS HE TALKING ABOUT SPATUlAS?????
Haha
Guys I think he’s going to be talking about spatulas in this video.. could be wrong though
PFFFFF no way
Your dumb as hell, he obviously was talking about goats
I thought we were talking about a very long fork
I think OP is having auditory hallucinations
Whaaaaaaaaaat? Nahhhhhhh
As of yesterday/today (depending on time zone) we have seen spatulas fly. Much has changed.
As someone who's been learning about Ancient Greece for 8 years I can confirm this
Ranboo: Every single spatula that you have in your house is actually a sentient being with its own emotions.
Me, remembering the spatula I snapped in half while making cookies two weeks ago, sweating: Oh, heh, is that so...
MURDERER!
Don't worry, they work like worms. If you snap them in half it's now just two spatulas.
@@neroquin the other one is just a stick
I’m trying to write an essay at 1am and this is the only thing keeping me going w/o giving up.
Edit: just realized this could be taken out of context as a sentient, sleep-deprived, Spongebob Squarepants.
Edit #2: maybe it’s just sleep deprived me, but I’m trying not to wake up my mother with how hard I’m wheezing at “Now spatula means god.” and then silence.
I watched this when I was sleep deprived and I’m ashamed to say that I believed everything that this man said
I feel really bad for laughing rn but like I am wheezing 😭😭💀
2:24 is where “spatula”stops sounding like a word and starts sounding like a doctors prescription
i never thought listening to a rant about spatulas could be so calming and entertaining. thanks for the vid, ranboo! ^^
Lol ikr
OMG I had no idea that Abraham Lincoln’s legs were made out of spatulas, thanks Ranboo
“Don’t look that up... Trust me, I’m right.”
That one quote at 5:50 perfectly defines the entire video
I'm sleep deprived and getting ready for work while watching this and I wouldn't have it any other way
The fact that he goes crazy when he's tired is funny
Edit: "you'd just get metal in your pancakes"
Am I the only one who eats it like that normally?
I mean HE did go insane on Twitter while tired sooooo
I feel like the real techno would do this unironically💀💀
Techno sometimes randomly talks about history in his videos😂its amazing
@@mikaelakoh2684 ikrr
"Everyone knows the word *spatula* We should report everyone who doesn't!"
*Me, using Google Translator before watching the video to understand, what the hell is he going to talk about....*
I love how we’re all getting recommended this video 9 months later
take a shot every time he says “spatula”
OH GOODNESS NO
@Gabrielle Harper '24 damn commitment
@Gabrielle Harper '24 OH NO!!!!!! ARE YOU OK!!!!?????
@Gabrielle Harper '24 GABBY NOOOO
@Gabrielle Harper '24 oh god- are you okay? I’m sorry but I’m kinda wheezing
i focused more on this video then my math class
Me to my kitchen tools: “I don’t play favorites, I love you all equally”
Me to my flexible silicone spatula with the curved side and pointy tip: “it’s you, and by a lot.”
3:39
"I don't know why this keeps on happening," Literally me
I watched Wilbur and Schlatt talking about hot pockets for 15 minutes *twice*
I enjoyed watching this video
...
I think i just like watching people talking about random stuff
Same
@@mirs4235 oh yeah I watched that too I completely forgot about that while writing the comment
Go watch him spin in a chair for 5 mins it’s hilarious in opinion but then again my Humor is broken
the small "byeeee.." when he makes a player fall out of the world makes me cry and laugh at the same time- ಥ‿ಥ
5:01
5:41
hehe
obsessed with how he's just making shit up
this, now this video has held up well. this video in particular is the best underrated video on ranboo's channel.
The math teacher showing you the hardest way of solving a problem and claiming it to be the easiest:
"Don't look that up, trust me I'm right"
when you realize that ranboo only spoke about spatulas for like 8 minutes
Coming back down to Ranboo's old videos is like staring at old photos of my great grandmother...
So proud of our tall oreo boy growing up so fast.
Ranboo when he made this video: sleep deprived
Me watching this video: also sleep deprived
Someone draw ship art of ranboo x spatula
oh im on it
mĒ TøÖ
Yes 🤩🤩
*grabs sketchbook*
Hold my beer
Someone get this man a resource pack that turns swords into spatulas.
Teacher: ok guys today we are going to be talking about the history of kitchen tools.
Me: i choose the spatula, i was born ready and ranboo helped :)
(Not a true story ahah)
when ever im get sad i always come back to this video its one of my favorit ones and im just so happy how far you have gotten. it just brings back all the memories of you asking for i think it was 500k by the end of the year and when i was in online school sence we are in the same time zone you would stream so everytime was a good time for me to watch and i makes me cry just thinking about it. and even though you might not see this you saved me and still are and im so proud how far you have gone and i hope yout day/night goes well :) (sorry for the bad spelling i am currenctly crying)
CONGRATULATIONS BIGGIE CHEESE ON 5K WE WON THE BET ON 2K SO FAST BUT NOW WE AT 5K WHAT?? you deserve it omg pls im not crying
AND TWO DAYS LATER WE AT 7K
22.1k
65.9K
67.5k now!!
@@skeetthyreet4188 89.1k now
4:03 *My jaw DROPPED at this*
I KNOW-
I took 20 minutes out of my life to watch this, rewatch it and four how many times he said "spatula" ... It was 74 tines
This was more entertaining then my school work. Also happy one year so proud of you Ranboo and wish you the best of luck with more streams and CZcams videos and anything else hope you have a lovely day
The justice league thing really caught me off guard
We not going to talk about how I just watched 10 minutes of a tall man talking about spatulas
why do i find this calming asf, but this funny. this is definely me talking while tired asf. but just wow. how he knows this much about spatulas though.
5:03 the government doesn’t want us to know this, ranboo is a true inspiration for teaching us such important information that the schools refuse to teach the people
YESS THE SPATULA VID
I am two minutes in and just dying.
Edit 1: At 2:34 and it only gets more entertaining.
Edit 2: At 3:16 and this is just perfect.
Edit 3: “A burger is just a meat pancake.” He sounds so unbelievably confident in this assessment. We need more Tiredboo vids.
Edit 4: 5:50 “Don’t look that up. Trust me, I’m right.”
Ranbo makes everything so interesting. Love you, Ranboo
Damn from 2k ish to 1million in 4 months!! Definitely deserved, your content is amazing
Not me sending this to my teacher making her think it’s all true
Loll
this video makes me so happy :D i was have a little anxiety attack, so this really helped me focus on something, thank you corner store technoblade 🤍
7 months ago: 2k
Now: 2 something million, almost 100k subs a bunch of twitch records and more
I like listening to people waffle about random stuff whilst I draw, I find this very comforting
5k pog you deserve it dude, I can hear the enthusiasm in this video as you speak about spatulas