Making American Food in a Place That is NOT America
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"You know your country?"
"..yeah?"
"IT SUCKS"
- RanbooLive, 2021
Finally found the comment
he just reenacted the American revolution
@@bleh883 PLZ...😭✋
@@unkwn_gcha925 am i wrong :)
@@bleh883i’m watching this while i’m procrastinating on my presentation about the American revolution…stop haunting me America 😞
“how is it”
“it tastes like a lot of calories”
*”good”*
Just like American food is supposed to
sheeeesh 🦭
That's the taste of America food
Wow... Poor burger
Thats American food for you.
Ranboo: *just upset that the buns aren’t pre cut* one second *walks to tubbo* HEY
Tubbo: *screams* what
Ranboo: you know your country?
Tubbo: yea…
Ranboo: IT SUCKS
Tubbo: oh-
We watched the video too 😑
Best line ever😂
I could not stop laughing at that line 🤣🤣🤣🤣
as an american this is horrifyingly accurate
i know 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr
How can this comment be any wrong?
As an American I find this mildly offensive, I would expect nothing less from King Boober
Yes yes I love a good double cheeseburger
Good at being tall, good at being a chef, good at being a plushy.. bUiLt DiFfErEnT
Fiizy?
yes
Fax
Hi fiizy
Built long
“That still looks like it has plastic on it”
That means it’s good American cheese
It’s better if it is made of plastic
@@angeredfish141 no, it's just more American
I-
True authentic American cheese
I'm from Wisconsin. And I can confidently say that I am having a mental breakdown right now.
ranboo: “did y’all see that- it’s- it’s moving on its own”
also ranboo: *grabs spatula to protect himself*
the scissors: am i THAT bad
Ranboo being scared: “it’s moving on it’s own!”
Also Ranboo: “I MIGHT HAVE TO FIGHT YOU!”
Me: “god help me”
Me every time be like:
This is any and every Ranboo video.
@@I-defeted-Europe-in-1346 yep-
@@D-day_danny LMAO
"American food isn't necessarily the food itself, but it's how you create it and how just absolutely trashy it can get."
-Ranboo, July 16, 2021.
Well he’s not wrong😆
It’s about the 👌👌vibes👌👌
can confirm as an american
Isn't it the 17th tho-?
“America food essentially isn’t food
It’s plastic with flavour”
“So my friend won’t die”
2 seconds later: “Is there plastic on there? It’s fine whatever”
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murcia
Ikr😂😂
ranboo moment
Ranboo: “He doesn’t like cheese on his cheeseburger” also ranboo: *puts two slices of cheese on the cheeseburger*
It was for him to eat not tubbo
8:01 that made me laugh so hard 💀
for me 9:39
It keeps getting me
"Two times the cheese, two times the disease."
- Ranboo, The Art of American (2021)
lol 😂
Woo
such an inspirational quote :')
Y E S
_WOO!_
“God help me” you already killed god with a CAKE. He won’t help.
Fr tho
not he wont, he *cant*
Ye
Lmao
+ destroyed his grave with dogburger
Ranboo : Oh that wasn't a smart idea to put my full hand on the-
Also Ranboo : *Puts his hand on it again*
“Two times the cheese, two times the disease. WOO!”
- Ranboo, July 16, 2021
“I can feel my cholesterol rising”
*that’s how you know it’s certified American food*
exactly
Ranboo: **Brings out gun**
Me: "Ah yes, it's not American without a gun"
Yep
It's never american if it don't had gun
Or school
thats true-
@@addisynvaske6598 omg XD
“I slap my MEAT on the grill like every red blood I have blood” got me dying of laughter
Can we just appreciate the fact that Ranboo used the correct knife to cut the buns
“Did y’all see that?”
Spoken like a true American
I hate you
I'm the 69th like
Couldn’t have said it better
@@Callmeperson. Another true American
@@Callmeperson. hi biz|-|
Dude picked up a hot dog straight off the grill.
He really said: “I feel no pain”
The Americans had 200 years of evolution they don’t feel heat they have grilled to much
@@caspertheghost3803 we have power you cant even imagine
@@caspertheghost3803 Africans: 😏
(i’m african please spare me)
My dad does the same thing. He’s like it’s a waste of dishes lol
he probably has a grill that doesn't conduct heat onto skin, yet does onto food. They exist (google it), Or maybe not.
They should make a cooking show called:
*Does He Know What He’s Doing?*
And the first line should always be:
*no, I don’t know what I’m doing, but let’s do it ANYWAY!*
lmao
Ranboo: Compares himself to someone in their mid 50s who has given up on like
Also Ranboo: "But my shirt has corgis on it"
I just love how whenever he can't remember the name of something he decides to give it a new name, one no one has ever dared to think about before XD
“I am dressed like someone in their mid-50s and has given up on life” well that must be one stylish 50 year old
My grandpa wears Hawaiian shirts, and he's 50
@@crowe3630 what a cool grandpa then
"YOUR COUNTRY SUCKS!"
And
"THE DOUBLE THE CHEESE THE DOUBLE THE DISEASE"
-ranboo's last sentences
Edit:I've never had this much likes- JESUS
Oh so that’s how covid spread
You forgot to add the "WoO!" At the end of the second sentence
(Joke) Ranboo is not drunk!
Ranboo: double the cheese, double the disease!
Me: nevermind then.
oh well
So ranboo is covid? 👁️👄👁️✋
8:20 had me laughing ranboo was ready to fight with a sausage with a spatula
Ranboo:"And we also have a-"
*proceeds to slap the grill*
Ranboo:"i shouldn't not put my full hand in the grill"
*Does it again but slower and like 10 times more after*
All 7 billion people: "One apple a day, keeps the doctor away"
That one guy called Ranboo/b: "2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease WHOO"
Lol
Doctor a day keeps the apple away
it's the WHOO for me /pos
WHOO
Me at 3 am finding the cheese in the fridge XD
Ranboo has the best quotes in history tbh.
“American food isn’t necessarily the food itself, but it’s how you create it and how absolutely trashy it can get!”
This is such a true fact, and such a wonderful quote
i have genuinely never seen tangy cheese Doritos or ketchup cheetos in my entire life (I'm an american) so i completely disagree that the phase two and phase three dishes were american
food
@@colbysmith2460 I’ve never seen theme either lol(I’m also American) but ya know what they are probably somewhere at a very cheap price
Anyone else watched this video so many times that u can quote it word for word? 💀
"I probably shouldn't put my had on this"
Puts hand on it again
Ranboo:"You know your country"
Tubbo:"Yes"
Ranboo: "it sucks"
Tubbo: "oh"
LMFOA
What was even funnier was the fact that he completely startled tubbo in the process 😁
I took that personally as well :( English Demigirl~
“there is no seasoning, just ketchup” NO CAUSE HES NOT WRONG
yes.
MAYO
@@miskinfamily3089 yes
WHAT ABOUT MAYO THAT SHIT LOOKED SO DRY WHAT ABOUT TOMATOES IR CHOOPED ONIONS ANYTHING
@@ddilfgetterfr Excuse me? Many people like mayonnaise, and here you go insulting it? That fucked up, man..
13:51 *pulls out nerf gun from literally no where*
Ranboo:GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN OUT!
and the fact that his mask is in makes it a little less scary lol
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease.”
-Ranboo, 2021
“Now let’s get our taste tester.”
“TUBBO!”
*“What the [****] is going on?”*
😂
Lol
timemark pleaseee :)
@@clopaz1940 5:05
Bad language
"the kitchen is really small"
"no,he's just *big* "
Both
Facts
both actually 😭
SO TRUEEE
He’s just tall
Tubbo-"MAKE ME!"
*shoots with nerf gun*
Ranboo-"GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN."
Tubbo: dying
Ranboo: Nice
"isn't this absolutely terrib- I'm so glad I'm not gonna eat this oh TUBBO!"
lol
*smacks hand on grill*
Ranboo: “I shouldn’t have done that that was a really bad idea.”
**proceeds to smack grill again**
i was say something abt that-
ranboo moment
He just kept his hand one it.
@Gabs he did it more than twise
"I really hope that this is cooked, because if it's not my friend will DIE."
~Ranboo
“Sometimes in life things look burnt. Ya know what I say? Cook it more, babeyy!” -Ranboo, 2021
If anyone is wondering, he said America/american 33 times. Yes. I counted.
Legend
That’s about twice every minute
Wooow thx
@@user-fh3gr4jt2q more than
o7 thank you for your service
“We’re just going to leave it up to God, like most things in America these days”
😮 SKETCH!
“ no seasoning, just KETCHUP! “ -😂❤ I thought he was going to say salt😢
Ranboo:TUBBO
(Tubbo appears out of nowhere)
Ranboo slowely turns towards him
Ranboo: for you 😊
So we have:
“GET OUT OF MY HALLWAY”
“GET OUT OF MY PLAYZONE”
and now we have “GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”
Harry Styles?🤣🤣
That man now owns the house- ._.
At this point it’s just “GET OUT”
Timestamp? From “get out of my kitchen”
@@hetmens8856 13:46 is the start of it, the get out of my kitchen is 10-20 secs after.
The word "American" just existing:
Ranboo: "It's my time to shine."
How do you have 503 likes in 17 minutes I’m confuzzled
It’s free real-estate
@@wheelersconverse AHAHA IDEK, BUT IM NOT DISSAPOINTED 😌
Torture a UK boy
Nobody:
Tubbo (exists)
This is the funniest video ever 😂. It made my day 😊. Thanks Ranboo ❤
Ranboo: I shouldn’t have put my hand on the top of a grill
Also Them: *puts their hand on the grill*
"Get out of my kitchen"
He says, as it is in fact Tubbo's kitchen.
ranboos kitchen now
with the amount of time he's spent trapped in that kitchen, it might as well be his
Pfft tubbo owning something tubbo is a slav he merely supervises
The amount of times tubbo has forced him to stay in the kitchen he has the right to say tha
*Colonisation be like*
''I shouldn't have put my hand on the grill''
_proceeds to place his hand to the grill again_
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHHA
@@lolbit_lm3082 ha
@@lolbit_lm3082
AHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
okay im done😁.
Haha so funny
Ranboo: "I might have to fight you!
Hotdog be like: "sure, I came in peace"
You made me laugh from the falling on the floor in the beginning to the end 😭🤣✋ you are awsome and I love your videos!
“HEY”
“AAH!”
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“It SUCKS”
-*Beeduo 2021* @5:49
ah
Before: 112 likes
**refresh**
*289 likes*
Now 419 likes
..
562 likes
632 likes
ok it’s still going but I don’t think I will be able to keep track of how much likes this is gaining sheesh
Omg
i think your comment will be popular
I live here and I agree with Ranboo.
he's like a power ranger. no face expressions so he expresses himself by moving his arms and body WAY to much.
How do we know he's not a power ranger
@@tachyontwo we don’t
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen a power ranger and Ranboo in the same room? exactly
@@tachyontwo have you ever seen ranjiggler and a power ranger in the same room
@@cheerio7179 nono he's definitely a power ranger
JUST CAME BACK HERE TO SAY THAT MY TEACHER TOLD MY CLASS THAT EACH STUDENT WILL MAKE A POSTER WITH THEIR FAVOURITE QUOTES AND FACTS ABOUT US. I ADDED "2 TIMES THE CHEESE, 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!" TO MY POSTER AND I'M PROUD.
Heh nice Micha :) my favorite Ranboo quote is “if the crown fits, wear it” 👑
Ramboo: *slaps the to of the grill
Ramboo: "ohh that was not a smart idea *proceeds to put hand back on grill
Ramboo: "I put my hole hand on the grill"
*Slowly removed hand
Me:" WTF "
"Where's the seasoning?"
"Guess what buddy, this is America, you get KETCHUP."
Please tell me people don't put seasoning on their hot dogs...
I'm not American but yeah
me, who likes salt and pepper on my American food: 👀
and honestly,,, _hes not wrong and i hate it here_
Really depends on where in America. We’re a very weird country
As an American who hates ketchup, I’m disgusted by the people of my country
Y’all Gordon Ramsay could NEVER win against this guy
True
I cried when he didn’t mop up that beef fat with the buns
0/10 not American enough
PERIODT
True😣🖐️
Ikr 😩👌
I can't stop watching your videos🤣 and the amount of times I laugh at each video is just... Just too much... 💀🤣
This is literally the third video I watched of Ranboo and I already subbed
“I’m dressed like someone from their mid 50’s who has just completely given up on life”
The gender is strong
And this is the gender I require.
The gender is so strong cause ranboo stole all of ours
The gender we all need
i’m your 569 like
funny number
The gender is strong. Too strong.
I need it.
“I really hope
This is cooked
Cos if it’s not
My friend with *die* ”
Such a motivational jingle
I'd pay for that line to become a full song
2 years ago today I ordered the Youtooz plush, its been about year since I’ve had it lmao but it is definitely one of my favorite plush’s, love ya ran you’re a great content creator
Ah yes, the three stages of the universe:
American
*American*
‘Merican.
My teacher says it like that- he isn’t even trying at this point mate
Yes.
Then you have MURICA FUCK YE
Merica
𝙻𝚘𝚕
“2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease” LMFAO NOW THATS A QUOTE
XD
IT GOT ME WHEN HE DID THE LIL DANCY DANCE AFTER 😭
IKR
When i read it ranboo literally said it-
That’s going in the quote book!
Find the cut where Tubbo appears stage 1 American burger
I miss this Ranboo
“You know your country?”
“Yeah..?”
“IT SUCKS!”
“Oh..”
“Just had to right some wrongs.”
Yessir
me living in the belly of china
“mmm, interesting”
Ranboo: Posts after 4 months
Society: *Everybody liked that*
@Olivia Fraioli we have just given up at this point
Ranboo: “Hey!”
Me: “Yeah?”
Ranboo: “You know your country?”
Me: “Yes.”
Ranboo: “It Sucks!”
Me: “Agreed.”
"Hey! you know your country?"
"Yeah"
"IT SUCKS"
"oh" i died laughing now
those phases made no sense but also made sense at the same time
So its American?
The third tier AMERICAN. I've seen and had before, I was sick for three days after it.
Edit: so I leave for not even a full 24 hours and suddenly you guys get these many likes! First off, you guys are crazy. Second, thank you all so much for this. Third, deep fried beef and hotdog I have had before, at the same time but not together. Bleh
that's called being american
pee pee in the maccy chee chee
only americans can understand
**shoots nerf gun**
*“GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN”*
*“OUT”*
- Ranboo, 2021
@Coco lmao I was gonna say that
Ah yes, the words of any American mother that's cooking
Why did i think of harry styles -
NEW KITCHEN GUN, SPARKLES LIKE NEW
12:12 "BuN's ArE nice AnD toSted"
Ranboo: 2 TIME THE CHEESE 2 TIMES THE DISEASE!
*dancy dancy dance* WOO!
"The buns don't come pre-cut" spoken like a true american
ARE YOU BRITISH?? CSN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY IF YOU LIVE LIKE THAT???? THATS HORRIBLE WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELVES
@@ghoul3070 FR LIKE WHAT THE HECK
@@ghoul3070 I'm mexican and the buns don't come pre-cut here either
@@Unknown-oz1ll i thought every country had pre cut buns 😭🤚 i need to educate myself bahaha
@@ghoul3070 it's not pre cut in Australia too
i like how he talks with his hands
first comment at a verified person poggg
second comment at a verified person pog
wHaTs Up ChEcKmArK?
👁👄👁
Hello verified person! ;w;
-ranboo “ am I breaking any laws while this??😅” -me “ YESSSSSS😰”
im super scared of thuderstorms/ storms in general. thank you so much for these videos as a distraction.
“I probably shouldn’t have put my whole hand on the grill.”
He says, putting his whole hand on the grill again
Yeeeeeeeeeeah
🎶he’s just a bit of a fixer upper🎶
The “y’all” really shows other Americans how American someone is
It really does, doesn't it
Also, me being an American myself, I'm sometimes scared of my family
me reading this: *yall cant do this to me*
disclaimer: im not American
@@rat6471 Sameeee
The more an American says “y’all” the more they assert their dominance over other Americans.
Trust me, I’m American
AHHHHHH IM AN AMERICAN NOW GOODBYE CANADIANISM
phase 4 is deep frying everything seperately, assembling it, and then deep frying the whole thing together/j
I love these cooking shows
"We're just gonna leave it up to god like most Americans these days"
I- that is so brutally true.
Let’s see how many subs I can get from this comment
current subs 10053
@@ceegeetee bruh
*Most* not all.
-Atheist who thinks the “I-“ has no grammatical reasoning of being there in that sentence at all
"2 times the cheese, 2 times the disease"
-ranboo trying to kill a friend
Facts
THE TRUTH FROM THIS MANS MOUTH
578 likes O_o
Bro why is this soo accurate
And the way tubo said “ I can feel my cholesterol rising” IS PERFECT
ranboo "its moving on its own! did you see that?!"
also ranboo " I may have to fight you!"
"I have blood, that's for sure"
Sounds like something someone with no blood would say, that's mighty s u s of you sir
"I have bones
This is my brain bone"
Ranboo: “put that back” “put that back”
Tubbo: “make me”
*ranboo grabs a gun*
*tubbo aurwggg*
AMERICAA
Just America
AGAAGAHHAAHAHAGGAHHAHAGAGAGHHGGGHHGHGAGAGAAAAAHHa
My sibling said "GLIZZY" when tubbo put it all in his mouth (I think it was a sasuge tho)
Here take some blue 🔵🔵🔵🔵
@@_boxhead-person_646 ...
Ranboo: That looks burnt
Carrys on cooking it
"this is america, ya know what your getting? K E T C H U P"
“Two times the cheese,
Two times the disease”
WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN
WAIT IM GETTING A PAPER ok I wrote it down um now what?
@@ghost_shivers5276 *now summon your inner life form that has been trapped in you for so long.*
🗒🖋
@@Crinlask *accidental summons Satan* uh help?
@@ghost_shivers5276 summons a cheese burger 🙂➡️🍔😅
Alternate title: Ranboo’s third attempt at killing/disappointing God by making weird food.
By “baking” weird food 😭✌️
So true
True-
Disappointing God with Ranboo! 3rd edition, *American*
Food that can kill God: American edition
This is my first ranboo video i have ever watched
“I really hope this is cooked cuz if it’s not then my friend will die” -Ranboo 🤣
Ranboo: Hamburger is an American food
Germany: *"I guess i'll just die"*
The city of Hamburg doesn’t exist
@@ninlog sus
@@Zanitat mogus
@@anuragneelam8527 amogus
@@ninlog I didn't even consider that could have been sarcasm and was baffled