"WRONG RUNWAY!" Pilot Error in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)
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- čas přidán 14. 12. 2018
- A pilot repeatedly attempts to land on unassigned runways during my shift as air traffic controller in FSX multiplayer. I resort to opening both ends of the runway simultaneously. Enjoy.
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Outro: "Deserted" by J+1 - / jplusone
Thanks for watching boss. - Zábava
I bet house prices are real cheap around this airport.
Chimkin Pot Pii wow so profound from the one who can’t spell pie
@@Aygeu how are we even here
@@tuckerschwab5331 um excuse me what identifies?
They pay YOU to live there
I’ll bet homeowners insurance is shit tho
8:40 |
*gives takeoff clearance*
“THANK”
“WELC”
ATC and Pilots on 2020
BEST PART 🤣🤣🤣
ZeniQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're on the WRONG END of the WRONG RUNWAY.
@@minaminitta7686 Again! 😂
“Are you about to die?“
“Yep.“
“Okay.“
Abnormally calm about his imminent death, and the immediate subsequent death of all of his passengers and crew
I read this as I heard this from the video
"can we have a moment of science for our lost comrade?"
*loudest moment of entire session ensues*
“Can I get a call sign?”
“Lemme think of one”
*aircraft slams into ATC tower*
not one word was said either and it wasn't like it was hard to miss lol
That was m attack
We got a 911-type emergency.
Either that or there's a Japanese pilot trying to save his family's honor.
@@thegunman2841 A debt of honor if you will
@@brettwould just the average monday in atlanta tower
_"Fine I'll just land anyway!"_
*Proceeds to utterly fail at it*
Awe, why not?
That's karma if I've ever seen it
Worst landing of the year has been officially awarded to N700A
Coco UwU who *PORPOISED* the entire length of the runway and OVERRAN it.
That fat burp sent this stream completely off the fucking rails. It was headed there anyway but that was tipping point.
I have no idea what this game is
I have no idea what half the things you say mean
I don't understand why CZcams recommended me this video
*I absolutely love it regardless*
It is your destiny
Me too. Found these videos a couple weeks ago. Hilarious
1. Microsoft Flight Simulator X: Steam Edition (Found on Steam)
2. Bunch of actual flight terminology.
3. Me either
B. As do I. So funny.
@@Tkieron thanks I thought it was on origin
Ditto on all of the above points.
5:18 The unmentioned plane humping the tower had me dying.
😂😂😂😂 same
having the time of its life
nothing wrong with that, I see that everyday it’s perfectly normal
And it was orbiting the tower
there was at different times in the video planes flying the tower, some of them you only saw the tail pass by the window
Plane: *strikes ATC tower*
ATC: *continues to argue about how callsigns work*
Professionalism
Affirm
Rogur
Haha what are you doing here?
Dude, what you doing here lol?
Blog it
“So you’re on the WRONG END of the WRONG RUNWAY..... but that’s fine, whatever”
@A089080098 everyone already knows
Negative x Negative = Roger That
Seems like real life to me.
Sounds like a typical Spirit Airlines flight to me
“-clear for takeoff, wind calm.”
“THANK.”
“...WELC.”
I’m dying 😂 I’m so done
Why the hell is CZcams recommending this to me?
Why can I not stop watching?
Why can't N700A freaking land on the correct runway!?
Mr Todd the Fox he sounds like someone who got the game, a ps2 controller, and that’s about it. Also he didn’t know planes existed until this game
@@cod_cape5483 I wonder if he's the one who is using a speaker on his computer that is creating an echo for almost the whole video.
@@HeidiKohne That's an authenticity echo, they programmed it into the game for realism.
Apparently someone can't read a compass heading.
The world may never know 😂🤣
I'm a real ATC, and you are my HERO!
I bet there is some faction of people out there who would love to have you in this game.
@@DWGJay For sure. Claudio you should totally buy it
Do you guys occasionally shitpost as much as these videos? I'd like to think you do.
Doin' the training. I am at my second year, so uh, one year to go
@@tophiphi shudder gone af. ;)
8:39
"Thank"
"Welc"
I lost it
This guy is so on-point with his comebacks!
@@mishkarae You can say that again! Lol (but don't say it again)😆
Oh, that was a good one, I laughed too.
*lost
@@hirshkabaria8329 It was a comment during the game. sorta funny.
"how do i tell which runway is the right one to land on?"
"just land on the tower"
Absolute gold
The professional voice just fits so well with this lmfao.
Is this what air travel is like during the government shutdown?
No, its even worse
@@parkerwicker worse, or better?
@@bluepantherofdeath flying in a government shutdown is (summon AIRFORCEPROUD95 voice) CANCEROUS lol
Yes, I had the lasagna.
Can confirm
“I sexually identify as a book” - “How thicc are you?”😂😂 PROFESSIONALISM
As big as a dictionary
Well, my parents were books, so something and thick as A to Z.
Im like 666
@@autisticgamer24 I'm the book version of Wikipedia.
@@TheLibermania don't trust everything you see on Wikipedia that sites can be easily edited out no joke if actually could never use that in school that was literally forbidden literally anybody can edit anything on there at any time no joke. Before this gets any further, I know you just trying to be funny it's just Wikipedia just threw me off.
The Antonov 225 reference felt like a punch to the gut now that it's March 2022.
Well Antonov did say they’re building a new jet to replace it. Still don’t know why they only built ONE 225 but oh well
9:35 was the most beautiful noise I’ve ever heard. I feel inspired.
*Gunshots*
*creepy laughter*
"SOMEBODY JUST DIED IN THE BACKGROUND!"
That is very concerning.
'Murica
Sounded more like somebody rage quit on their keyboard
"Somebody just got killed in the background! :D"*
Was me, can confirm gunshots
@@xVLADx45 who the fuck rage quitting on a plane sim? Definitely gunshots
The guy who said “lemme think of one” when you requested his callsign sounded mysteriously like the “We can buy a new one” guy.
Don’t worry, we can think of new one
Buy a new callsign
Exactly, didn't sound like Niko Bellic on steroids
We can buy a new airport
And a new country
And a new universe
And a new multiverse
I kinda wanna low-key see his callsign book now.
3:53 my favorite part of all his videos.
9:27 Take note that the "Emergency Aircraft" is stalling with the spoilers deployed. Also note that aircraft nowadays, and for a while, have been designed to fly with only one engine, as well as take off with one engine. So him losing an engine on takeoff isn't that deadly. Having the spoilers deployed, however, is.
He should have triggered a configuration alarm on the roll.
9:27
AirForceProud : "Are you about to die?"
The Pilot: "Yea"
AirForceProud: "Ok"
the most calm way possible XD
5:33
LMAO
"That was a very hard landing, how many souls did you say you have onboard?"
"Uhhh, 173."
"Ok well you've probably got about half that now.."
He can buy more souls.
He said that while I was reading this
SCP 173
Sing bing ling
"Please approach SCP 173 for testing."
To the guy (and anyone) unable to identify runways, take the runway nr (27L for example). Now add a 0 at the end of the number (so 270). Now subtract 180 degrees and you have the heading of the runway (090). If you end up with a negative number, then add 180 degrees instead (so 10L = 010 = 190 degrees). In case of bigger airports there could be multiple parallel runways. In that case, L = the Left most one, C = the Middle one, and R = the Right hand one.
I can’t stop rewatching the part where the plane is slowly descending and about to crash in a neighborhood and it’s just the most monotonous voice ever like “yeah..we’re gonna declare an emergency.” I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
"are you about to die?"
"yeah"
*"okay"*
> moment of silence please for the guy who just crashed and died
> ♪ *♫* ♪
> that was the _worst moment of silence ever_
Same? OKAY
His spoilers were open
“DIAMONDS”
Alex Ivensky oof
SO MANY KAMIKAZE INTO THE TOWER TODAY! ITS OKAY! Well buy a new tower.
IM A KAMIKAZE AND I CRASH INTO EVERYTHING
Aircrack69 didn't even bring it up just kinda looked and mentally shrugged when it flew straight below him!
That was an awesome episode *rolls dice*
Chaser Plays and make the Mexicans pay for it
(jokezzzz)
Never played the game but this is genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve heard in a long time
“Can’t hear you in-game” “But you are answering me”🤣
3:57 a plane casually flying upside down on the left.
@Blackboi Gamer 3:23
I think the subsequent 747 buzzing the tower and landing into the airport passenger-terminals is a slightly more pressing concern
5:20 he's just casually climbing the control tower
*REALISM.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING,* XD
gear up
03:21 * Plane crashes into tower * * Tower operator continues discussion about callsigns *
03:47 Random plane crashes into hangar
03:52 Flyby... backwards.
05:50 Rrrightt.
U mean plane crashes into the terminal and flyby upside-down?
"Are you about to die?"
"Yup!"
"okay"
hahahahahaha
“You’re officially exiled from atc communications”
This legit made me cry hahahahaha
Imagine being on a plane and playing one of these videos through the microphone and everyone starts freaking out
🤣🤣🤣
I did something similar to that when I was in high school in 1996. My friend Brian had a CB radio in his 1984 Ford Thunderbird Élan, as five of us were going on a long trip. So we took my 1987 Mercury Sable sleeper with a Dodge Viper 8.0 liter, 400 HP V10 engine and upgraded 6-speed manual transmission built by my wealthy uncle's production stock race car crew. I was a driver for his team for about a year until I joined the Army. Chris brought his tape recorder, because we recorded every get-together we ever had since 7th grade. We put the CB radio in my car, and we were talking to truckers, giving them a hard time, especially this lady that had the worst attitude ever, and seemed to be going on a mild road rage binge, screaming at other drivers and us! So we let her have it with the worst insults a group of five 17 year olds could come up with. I had a cassette tape of Adam Sandler's "What The Hell Happened To Me," which had a skit about five young friends on a road trip. But the driver kept kicking each of his friends out of the car and leaving them stranded on the road, each time they claimed to do some kind of sick sexual act with a 60 year old man. Very perverted. At the end of the skit, the driver says, "My God, they were all crazy! - - - What's that?! Oh my God! AAAAAHHHH!" He sees a cow in the middle of the road, slams on the brakes and hits the cow, causing a horrible wreck. As some of my friends were talking nicely to a few other truckers on a new channel, I put this tape in my car's tape deck, and found the part with the wreck. I told my friends to be quiet for a moment. I took the radio receiver, pressed the button, held it up to the radio speaker and played it... "What's that?! OH MY GOD!! AAAAAHHHHH!" and then the horrible wreck played!! Then I released the reciever button and put the receiver back on the hook. My friends were completely shocked to the point where funny deserved respectful silence for its genius!... But the laughter got even crazier than I thought it could be when we heard a trucker's voice over the radio, as seriously terrified as humanly possible, "Are you guys OK!? OH MY GOD!" We shook the car because we were laughing so hard. I almost lost control of my car, but thanks to my Pirelli tires, we had plenty of grip. One of my friends said, "That's the funniest shit we've ever recorded in 6 years!" We kept laughing as all the truckers kept talking our wreck, trying to find us in a horrible panic. Then the mean bitch from the first channel came on, and heard about the wreck. She recognized the call sign names we used, and she said, "Deserves those assholes right! They were insulting me worse than I ever have been in my whole damn life!" The other trucker said, "Well, we know you pretty well, and if they said some nasty shit about you, you definitely deserve it!" We laughed like hyenas for 2 hours straight. I actually had to pull the car over so we could calm down. We all woke up from a laughter hangover the next day. We had not been drinking or smoking anything that day. It's just my creative comedy insanity. Like I always say for my music parody band, "Every once in a while, I have a 'Diseased Minds' moment!" I'm a real sick bastard who always says, "Sarcasm: It Works."
@RuleofVicus You think he copy and pasted that?
@RuleofVicus I didn't copy that story. That really happened to me. Don't get me started on the shit we used to pull in McDonalds drive-thrus. Tough, I'll tell you anyway. We would order $200 worth of food and taking off, not being seen, and watching the person behind us being given dozens of bags of food they didn't order, then losing their minds and temper. Then there was the empty car trick. No special effects... We'd put the car in neutral, then push it forward and hide behind the car. I'd do cartoon voices too. Mickey Mouse, Goofy, The Wicked Witch From The West, Homer Simpson, Cookie Monster and The Jackalope from Dave Coulier's "America's Funniest People," which was a spin-off from "America's Funniest Home Videos" with his "Full House" co-star, Bob Saget. In the words of my friend, Dan, "Naughty. N-O-T-Y, naughty."
@@CaptainFoufeu Yes dude! "Fast as fast can be, you'll never catch me!". Well I,Ve narrowed down your age range! Hahaha! Cheers!
“Kekked myself” should go on a shirt
Kekks
Boxers, briefs or other such male under-garments.
"Look at him, he's walking as if he's shat (pooed) his kekks!"
Blog it
What video is the gear up shirt from?
Coffefe roflmao
Chris Harper Great then start attracting a whole bunch of neo-nazis
3:46 "how thicc are you?" LMAO!
Made me laugh out loud!
"As far as my understanding is: I've done something tremendously stupid"
Same buddy.
Big clap to that guy who bought this game just to make his essay do it from someone else
Love it when he's the tower. It just too funny
For reals man, I wish he'd have kept doing these but FS2020 I guess doesn't work on STEAM for multi-player ops. That's too bad because despite his obvious talent flying, the multi-player tower sessions are comedic gold.
it's better when he's doing tower than when he's flying cuz he himself usually behaves as a pilot but when he's atc with randos noone else is really trying to be professional so it's like herding cats
ATC: "Sir, you have to do your homework yourself" 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌
I found myself rapidly descending into ATC audios and now I'm here... This is the best thing quarantine has given me.
12:11 “applestore95” seems legit
Yup seems legit like Polecat324 always says
@@thomasgrosse3406 Indeed Left California Carfan
MyFriendFromTheAppleStore92
5:50 😂😂 the plane
8:40 "thank" , "WELC."
This comment has been out here for 2 years, has 300 likes and no comments. Ima ruin it lol
@@cosmii3341 lol 😂 not even funny
@@Supa-_- never said it was
@@cosmii3341 you said lol kinda the same thing definition
9:07 "uhhh, tower? We just lost an engine and are screwed...". ...are you declaring an emergency? You sound very calm. Confirm; you are aBOUT to die?
N700A is my hero, has the commitment to keep on requesting to land on 9L!
(insert random airforceproud95 variation)
Groundpound69
Cleaver
Bitchlasagna95
Airintakeclouds72?
Runway FOD
"I sexually identify as a book."
"How thicc are you?"
As thick as a dictionary
PROFESSIONALISM
*YES*
3:16 lmao the little “watch yo profanity” vine reference
I thought I was the only one who noticed that 😂😂😂
"who just porpoised the entire length of 27L"
I died at that
this is the worst moment of silence ive ever heard lol
Tower: Where are we headed?
Pilot: Absolutely nowhere
“10min later”
Pilot: “randomly coughs”
Tower: Requesting a cough drop
😂😂😂
Well time to burn jet fuel for no reason.
I died when he turned around and just saw the fukin passenger plane ZOOM by completely horizontally at 5:49
"Sir are you about to die?"
"Yep."
"..okay"
so?
2:07 - Ok and you're in the world's largest CARGO aircraft and you spawned at the PASSENGER terminal, confirm? ROTFLMAO dead
Can we get an F in chat for N700A
The worst pilot of 2018
F
lol F
FF
f
F
Watching this video in memory of the Antonov AN-225.
11:39 That noise though 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
His car just isn't starting
*"HOW THICC ARE YOU?"*
581 pages, boi.
2 pages sir.
Best missed joke ever
My mom had me tested
Over 9000
and everything goes to shit at 11:20...this was possibly the best series of videos from groundpound69
looked at his account, his only friend is groundpound69, somehow, that account was VAC banned...
The voice of God ring over the airport, echoing as if in a tunnel,
"Callsign BOOK"
"Are you about to die?"
"Yup"
"Okay"
(♪♪)
3:15 - 3:51
That has to be were i died the most out of all of this😂
Best part besides:
*Are You About To Die*
Yeah
*Okay*
Those are number one in my book😂
Book? How thicc? xD
MatthiasAI I wonder if it’s the Callsign Book...
This ended up on my recommended list. I don't know why... but i sat through it, and I laughed hysterically near the end. 10/10 would recommend also. Good call CZcams Algorithm, good call.
Nobody:
*The Class When The Teacher Leaves Go To The Bathroom: **11:37*
When the teacher comes back in: 11:31
I meant to type 11:41 but that was ironic
winning comment XDDDD
I’m currently binge-watching these videos, I don’t understand why these are so hilarious... probably part of it is I’ve been in the pilot’s seat IRL screwing up radio comms myself 🤣
I love this channel so much because he knows what he’s talking about and keeps it realistic while also being funny
11:20 from there on its just perfect comedy
Absolutely glorious
Completely laughed my ass off during that part
That burp was beautiful
I love the serious tone with the comedy here. Fun to watch
"That was the worst moment of silence I've ever heard."
Subbed.
I should know better than to try to eat lunch while watching AmyPond95. Almost lost food and drink multiple times! 😂😂😂
"I dressed for Rio!" -after landing in Atlanta.
Eating lunch and watching ErrorPound55 is impossible
3:16 - w a t c h y o p r o f a m i t y
@@Yasmine91646 I started laughing as soon as I heard it XD
This might be my new favorite channel. I've been laughing almost to tears over so many of these moments. "Callsign...book?" LOL
“ATLANTA TOWER PACIFICA” That and the commotion that follows is the best part lmao
"Can someone do my essay for me?" lmao same random guy, same
I watch these videos and have never played this game but I laugh so hard that i legitimately have tears coming down my face. Shout out to this content creator for bringing so much joy and laughter into people's life.
I love the complete disregard for that jumbo jet just drifting around the tower
The level of chill they have while talking to each other.
3:22 When A plane goes through your tower but you don’t react
Welcome to Steam Edition.
Don't worry, he can buy a new one.
You’re in the worlds largest Cargo Aircraft in the Passenger Terminal. Seems legit?
In FSX, anything goes lol.
We are carrying a load of plastic lawn chairs and are standing by to await hitchhiker boarding.
He said he had passenger seats installed. Pretty legit
Interesting thing is that An-225 as airliner was actually a project named An-248. Imagine FSX/MSFS lobbies if they'd get it as an option to fly 🤣
preflight school I thought these were funny. Post flight school I have a whole new apperciation for these videos.
I love watching these videos!!! They are hilarious! The kids in em that want to keep it professional and level of realism they want but yet can’t do that themselves is unreal. Great laughs every time. Ty for the content.
- "Are you about to die?"
- "Yup..."
- "Okay."
lol
9:27
Sir, let me award you the tittle of My favorite YTber this year, thank you!
In case you don't see this I'll post it in the blog.
Me:
Nobody:
Some random kid at 3:16: watch y’all profanity
Why am I absolutely loving these.
4:10 TOP 10 famous last words from pilots
Did I just hear applestore95? 12:13
airforcestore95
Dude I haven't laughed my guts out so hard in such a long time. That alone is worth a sub
"We dont want this to turn into a airproud video, those are cancerous"
Me: dead..🤣
I've never played this game, but I get the feeling I'd be way out of my league if I tried.
I'd be the guy trying to fit in by slurring nonsensical jargon all over the place.
I would definitely get yelled at by airforceproud95.
Maybe yes. Do you like infinite flight then?
Oh, god, me too. I've played the multiplayer, but it's almost never made professional.
What game is it?
I know it’s flight simulator X but I want to know if I have to purchase a package deal on Steam.
@@kajlihalilovic4438 they have bundles, but you can buy just the base game and be fine.
Look at bottom of the windows in 5:42 there is the 737 in Slew-Mode-Tokyo-Drifting mode lol.
Dude this was one of the best CZcams recommendation yet!! You’re comments are so funny!!
This is the funniest shit I've seen all day. I love the professionalism.
Random cancerous noises on frequency as usual.
Btw great video as always, AFP95.
That chaos in the end really got me xD
Haha yea its the casual around here, ya know?
0:28
_"....we need to get the super tug over here to pull us off"_
Sorry captain, those services are only available at Suvarnabhumi Airport!
I love how there is just this alternate universe of the Atlanta Airport. It also does kind of crack me up people sitting at home being like virtual pilots for a hobby.
Genuinely the funniest videos Ive seen in a LONG time