Average Day as Air Traffic Controller in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer)

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  • Resuming my ATC shift in Atlanta as pilots buzz the tower, crash into runways, get intercepted by F-18s, and make weird noises on the mic. Basically your an average day in FSX Multiplayer. Enjoy!
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    Outro: "Deserted" by J+1 - / jplusone
    Thanks for watching chief.

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  • @Agora2021
    @Agora2021 Před 6 lety +842

    "He's having a hard time taxiing through the tears"
    My sides

  • @TonyP9279
    @TonyP9279 Před 6 lety +624

    "DIXIE" is the correct term for taxiway D at KATL since the airport is a Delta hub, saying "Delta" would get confusing. It's the big taxiway that goes right by your tower and between the international ramps.

    • @meganb.2249
      @meganb.2249 Před 5 lety +52

      Well ain't that a kick in the teeth.

    • @garyinthecolehouse
      @garyinthecolehouse Před 4 lety +75

      @@etekweb I would've assumed it'd be more difficult to name an airline after a letter in the ICAO Alphabet, but apparently Delta Air Lines precedes it by about 30 years, so... Fuck knows.

    • @cbcdesign001
      @cbcdesign001 Před 4 lety +18

      Clearly Delta fly into other airports where they would still use delta for the letter D and nobody gets confused so this substitution of dixie for D at KATL idea seems wholly unnecessary.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 Před 4 lety +40

      @@cbcdesign001 Delta own the airport, so they renamed it for vanity.

    • @carbon1255
      @carbon1255 Před 4 lety +9

      @@etekweb Because they aren't going to change the alphabet for one airline. It is hardly that confusing, it is why they say "Taxiway X" rather than "X"

  • @kriss.7544
    @kriss.7544 Před 6 lety +253

    "He's having a hard time taxiing through the tears" 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @bonnetroblox
    @bonnetroblox Před 6 lety +801

    You’re my favorite CZcamsr, *Groundpound69!*

  • @0agent0brady0
    @0agent0brady0 Před 6 lety +76

    That "Your Mother" joke gave me a contact-burn just from watching.
    A+

  • @n124ac9
    @n124ac9 Před 5 lety +57

    6:23: *UP HOUSE IN FSX CONFIRMED*

  • @natea4077
    @natea4077 Před 3 lety +22

    7:35 - 7:40 "you can turn left to heading 200 and proceed to ALT + F4" Killed me 😂

  • @canadianplanespotter
    @canadianplanespotter Před 6 lety +609

    C'mon 747 at 8:55, even that flying house can use slew mode better than you...

  • @Will-fl5rg
    @Will-fl5rg Před 6 lety +147

    "Okay, Mike are you alright?"
    "I gotta pee."
    "Oh God. "

  • @OneTeeGlory
    @OneTeeGlory Před 6 lety +1202

    Blue Angel Six’s cancerous mic makes me laugh no matter what he says lol

  • @theaviator1152
    @theaviator1152 Před 4 lety +72

    “Roger that, taxi via Sierra left onto Alpha caution the Victor transition right onto Juliet, advise holding short with information Foxtrot.”
    “Uhh...(laughs)”
    “Speedbird left base!”
    “READBACK CORRECT.”
    Bro I am dying

  • @DrSnoop-mx5fi
    @DrSnoop-mx5fi Před 4 lety +33

    I love how they say, “Speedbird.” Even though there are probably other British Airway aircraft so it would make it hard to identify a specific aircraft.

  • @Firebolt193
    @Firebolt193 Před 6 lety +58

    ''He's having a hard time taxing through the tears!''
    ROFL

  • @InfiniteCraftFilms
    @InfiniteCraftFilms Před 6 lety +181

    I work as a ramp agent for Delta at KFWA and the other day I was de-icing a plane and had the radio to contact the pilots. I was saying the de-ice truck's call sign was M-A-M-A. They were all so confused.

    • @djthedj86
      @djthedj86 Před 6 lety +19

      InfiniteCraftFilms mike alpha mike alpha, you are clear to uh....go

    • @livewellwitheds6885
      @livewellwitheds6885 Před 3 lety +1

      lol that's gold

    • @gblawrence034
      @gblawrence034 Před 2 lety +4

      “Mike alpha Mike alpha, ehe-resume own navigation, I believe you are uh… clear to go!”
      “Why am I attracted to the hooves of a minataur?”

    • @pauliverson1703
      @pauliverson1703 Před 2 lety

      You mean Delta Connection? KFWA is my local airport, and I know how small it is despite that 11,000’ runway for the Indiana Air National Guard.

    • @InfiniteCraftFilms
      @InfiniteCraftFilms Před 2 lety

      @@pauliverson1703 Sure. Delta Connection, yeah. I now work for United Airlines mainline in Denver. Sorry for the confusion.

  • @CindyFlores-si7xk
    @CindyFlores-si7xk Před 6 lety +23

    ”There Is A FLOATING HOUSE About 2 Miles Off The Airport."
    I'm Dead.

  • @11Ender11
    @11Ender11 Před 4 lety +9

    L O U D C L E AR 7:24

  • @Dumbrarere
    @Dumbrarere Před 5 lety +75

    "Just like your mother had a mouthful last night."
    "That's uncalled for."
    XD

  • @JamesAH1
    @JamesAH1 Před 6 lety +10

    the dry humor of AFP95 relates to me on so many levels

  • @drumbasher
    @drumbasher Před 6 lety +14

    4:51 "Taxiing through the tears" ....that was damn funny!

  • @danonthestrings
    @danonthestrings Před 3 lety +10

    These ATC vids are literally the best thing on CZcams, really hope theres more of this content in FS 2020

  • @TheMincraftpemaster
    @TheMincraftpemaster Před 6 lety +124

    *_LETS JUST MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN AIRSHOW_*

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii Před 6 lety +28

    The get to the elevator joke killed me.

  • @budderlover8585
    @budderlover8585 Před 6 lety +33

    I can't be the only one that loves it at the end of a video he uses one names he got in game e.g spaceman69. Love. From Australia

  • @kadenhayes2186
    @kadenhayes2186 Před 4 lety +6

    6:25 UP 2: Carl gets shot down by an F-18 for flying in a restricted airspace.

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 Před 6 lety +6

    Average voice communications on FSX ATC's average day:
    "THIS IS AIR FORCE ONE REQUESTING MAYDAY"
    "(gagging)"
    "(screaming)"
    "(dying)"

  • @VoluntaryPlanet
    @VoluntaryPlanet Před 6 lety +14

    I was just waiting for someone in that session in a F-18 to request drawing a skycock above the tower with smoke.

  • @Kerunou
    @Kerunou Před 5 lety +4

    I love when he slips into this nerdy pitch of his voice, very ned flanders meets random Canadian office worker.

  • @skyprop
    @skyprop Před 3 lety +4

    6:18 "Be advised we have a FLOATING HOUSE....." LOL!!

  • @MayBeYouTubin
    @MayBeYouTubin Před 6 lety +7

    Blue Angel 6 is the real hero here.

  • @imharvey7753
    @imharvey7753 Před 6 lety +136

    Hot air balloon ✓

  • @djyonder5487
    @djyonder5487 Před rokem +2

    0:55 Welcome to your steam edition

  • @AppleDeviceHelper1
    @AppleDeviceHelper1 Před 6 lety +5

    "Welcome to Steam Edition"
    I died.

  • @MultiPurposeReviewer
    @MultiPurposeReviewer Před 5 lety +4

    Granted, I'm not a pilot, but I tried understanding the instructions at 3:39 while consulting a diagram of Hartsfield-Jackson, and I would still be sitting there trying to figure out where the heck you wanted me to go.

  • @MoMadNU
    @MoMadNU Před 6 lety +3

    0:41 Are you? That was perfect. Improv like this is hard and time consuming but the finished product is shat pants funny. Here's an idea. How about doing a TFR intercept with you and your crew flying the jets.

  • @bwc1976
    @bwc1976 Před 3 lety +4

    This was awesome, I love how you manage to keep a professional sounding voice with all those idiots!

  • @rydohg
    @rydohg Před 6 lety +128

    Rougur that baus

  • @azmialin
    @azmialin Před 4 lety +11

    Mom jokes mouthful ‘That was an easy toss I have to swing in that one’ Still laughing mao every damn time I watch this! 😂

  • @iPelaaja1
    @iPelaaja1 Před 6 lety +8

    These videos are just plain fucking hilarious.

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 Před 3 lety +1

    These videos have been recommended to me for years, but I never clicked until now, because I wasn’t interested in flight sims.
    I regret not clicking sooner. This content is BUTTER

  • @breakfastplan4518
    @breakfastplan4518 Před 2 lety +3

    This ATC guy is a BOSS! Respect!

  • @mapsandviolins1
    @mapsandviolins1 Před 6 lety +4

    8:29 "Ah'm on taxiway dixie."

  • @grizzly9960
    @grizzly9960 Před 6 lety +4

    Your ATC videos are the best.

  • @benjibean8431
    @benjibean8431 Před 6 lety +1

    This is my favorite video on the whole channel.

  • @RogerSullivanNOLA
    @RogerSullivanNOLA Před 5 lety +1

    If they took out the slewing stuff, allowed the f-18s to have functional missiles, and made crashes realistic, this would be the best thing ever. These videos are endlessly entertaining, but it could be so much better if by the end of the session there were smouldering wrecks with fire and rescue vehicles all over the field.

  • @305dadecountyy
    @305dadecountyy Před 6 lety +14

    ATC: “DELTA 324, ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?”
    PILOT: “YES MA’AM, WE HEAR YOU.”
    ATC: (SARCASTICALLY) I CALLED YOU 3-4 TIMES AND YOU DIDN’T RESPOND. LISTEN UP!”
    PILOT: “I’M SORRY, MA’AM - YOU SOUNDED SO MUCH LIKE MY WIFE I WAS JUST NATURALLY IGNORING YOU.”
    AFTER A 15-SECOND PAUSE, A MALE CONTROLLER COMES ON AND SAYS, “ROGER DELTA 324, I UNDERSTAND.”

  • @YY15UPC
    @YY15UPC Před 5 lety +3

    ‘GroundPound69’ killed me 😂

  • @Mas4449
    @Mas4449 Před 6 měsíci +1

    Currently watching at Atlanta International thanks for the content bossman

  • @LaurenceWhiting
    @LaurenceWhiting Před 6 lety +1

    Blue Angel 6 is the real boss here, Speedbird got no escape. Great video as always SpaceMan49/GroundPound69/GayPride05

  • @charlieleonhart1314
    @charlieleonhart1314 Před 6 lety +356

    I'm the one who came up with GROUNDPOUND69 he must have read my comment from a lot of videos ago
    Or a crazy coincidence

  • @bntrn.
    @bntrn. Před 6 lety +36

    Havana Matata I choked on a banana

  • @michaelking3327
    @michaelking3327 Před 6 lety +1

    you ARE the MAN, AIRFORCEPROUD95, always good uploads, and most of them funny. keep up the good work

  • @tomwilson2804
    @tomwilson2804 Před 6 lety +2

    Just a thought... when he saw the floating house, did anyone else think Garry's Mod meets FSX? That would be awesome. "Combine in a wheelbarrow requesting clearance for take-off"

    • @daonlyzneggalz7522
      @daonlyzneggalz7522 Před 2 lety

      Yes, or just any of the random models or stuff just buzzing the tower...
      Pilot: dude, did that robot thing just crash into the tower?
      ATC: Yes. Yes it did...

  • @kobod
    @kobod Před 6 lety +48

    *GroundPound69*

  • @MCHFacts
    @MCHFacts Před 6 lety +38

    Boston tower, This is Air Force One, Can I get a rahdio Check?

    • @TheLegend-xi8ws
      @TheLegend-xi8ws Před 6 lety +9

      I hear you 5 by 5 by 5 by 5 by 5 (Boston towr)

    • @MCHFacts
      @MCHFacts Před 6 lety +3

      Boston tower, This is Air Force One declaring emergency, cabin explosive decompression, PLEASE let me land let me land, crew death fire cabin help.

    • @cloroxbleach2097
      @cloroxbleach2097 Před 6 lety

      MCHFacts Air Force One cleared to lead on Runway 69L.

  • @badgers48
    @badgers48 Před 10 měsíci +1

    When speedbird starting heading towards the tower I lost it😭

  • @trevordrummond2585
    @trevordrummond2585 Před 6 lety +2

    3:50 best part 😂

  • @relaxsleep6030
    @relaxsleep6030 Před 4 lety +8

    I'm wondering how the tower is still intact😂. 3:46

  • @willwaters8553
    @willwaters8553 Před 6 lety +52

    I actually really like strawberries and cream

    • @MariaSanchez-ei3dx
      @MariaSanchez-ei3dx Před 6 lety

      Me too!

    • @304gunner
      @304gunner Před 6 lety +3

      Go to Irapuato, Guanajuato, México. But nevertheless, blog it.

    • @jacobsteel1142
      @jacobsteel1142 Před 6 lety +2

      That sounds like a personal problem

    • @pitaya4151
      @pitaya4151 Před 6 lety

      747Inbound - Flight Sim same

    • @Hectilius
      @Hectilius Před 5 lety

      I have a shampoo and conditioner with that scent

  • @ChristopherVanderpool007
    @ChristopherVanderpool007 Před 6 lety +1

    Great video spaceman49. You're lot more competent than some of the controllers out there. Let's get some discipline out here!

  • @Smithelwerb
    @Smithelwerb Před 6 lety +2

    I think a lot of people here (myself included) would really love if you made an "instructional" series here on your channel. I'd love to see you talk through the nuances of the game and how to perfect your landings and flying.

  • @KrassesEsel
    @KrassesEsel Před 6 lety +4

    That "DIXIE"-Guy tho xD

  • @optimusprimus89
    @optimusprimus89 Před 6 lety +15

    Why is this this not labeled "part 2" of a vid you did months ago? Is there so reason you post different parts to one whole vid so sporadically?

  • @shadowman7307
    @shadowman7307 Před 6 lety +1

    Airpringle uploads = Time to drop everything else

  • @Froggyman145
    @Froggyman145 Před 5 lety +1

    To celebrate 1 mil, you should make a compilation vid of every hot air balloon moment from your vids just titled "Welcome to FSX Steam Edition"

  • @pizzaboy1250
    @pizzaboy1250 Před 6 lety +4

    "Captain Jackass is on Final" lmfao

  • @omarziccardi
    @omarziccardi Před 6 lety +29

    ROGUR

  • @GoogsREAL
    @GoogsREAL Před 4 lety +1

    Still a legendary video to this day.

  • @heal0152
    @heal0152 Před 6 lety +1

    0:25 Alright boys get the elevator ready! Me: **pushes elevator call button ** **DING** Alright get in the elevator!!! **Pushes door close button but realised aircraft passed tower and pushes door open button then returns to ATC operations**

  • @ajbuddys
    @ajbuddys Před 6 lety +5

    "productplacement95 here............"

  • @alexyt4434
    @alexyt4434 Před 6 lety +3

    I think I landed at Pyongyang Sunan Int’l airport where Kim Jong OOF is at

  • @colinmatyac3225
    @colinmatyac3225 Před 6 lety +1

    AFP95 I love your videos since you were at 45,000 subscribers and they have not changed one bit so keep up the outstanding work

  • @ltrs1212
    @ltrs1212 Před 6 lety

    I fucking love those readbacks. Please do more of them.

  • @erwintjia
    @erwintjia Před 6 lety +94

    Hi Dad.

  • @2001Sergey
    @2001Sergey Před 6 lety +3

    6:25 I don’t see the balloons sticking out...

  • @hossahunter22
    @hossahunter22 Před 6 lety +2

    "Navy 1 what are your intentions? "
    " *TRAFFIC PATTERN* "

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 Před 4 lety

    Ahhhhhhhhh Cozy slippers, a cup of tea, and my favorite CZcamsr AssholeItch55 videos

  • @geoserenity
    @geoserenity Před 6 lety +6

    Airforceproud95 since it is december 2, I have to advise having a merry christmas and that you are clear to have a happy new year read please read back if copy

  • @g-flys-7625
    @g-flys-7625 Před 6 lety +20

    Your hairline recedes back to the 1850 s
    I just wanted to be in the weird and mean comments video 😂

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 Před 8 měsíci +2

    The name "Navy 1" is reserved for flights when POTUS is aboard.

  • @airplane564
    @airplane564 Před 6 lety

    As I was on an A319 a few days ago when on approach. All I could hear in my head was the approach callouts from airthingy96. Now I will post this on my blog as this is now considered a blog it post.

  • @skyhawksimpilot3606
    @skyhawksimpilot3606 Před 6 lety +28

    🐂=🍔

  • @johnathanruiz-pineda9610
    @johnathanruiz-pineda9610 Před 6 lety +8

    At the time this video was uploaded, I was in Atlanta Hartsfield Jackson International airport. Coincidence or not?

    • @imzoltan
      @imzoltan Před 4 lety +1

      Did you observe the shitshow outside?!

  • @cookedzombies3472
    @cookedzombies3472 Před 6 lety +1

    Legend says the guy is still requesting for the location of the floating house

  • @yorgle
    @yorgle Před 6 lety

    There was a restaurant down at Republic Airport, on Long Island (NY), called the 56th Fighter Group. It was setup like a partially bombed out French Chateau. Lots of 1940s style music playing, and WWII style vehicles and some aircraft around it. It was right on the side of the runway, so at night, you could see all the taxiway lights and such out the windows. They also had a row of seats with headphones so you could listen in on the live tower audio from the tower nextdoor. It would have been funny to replace that audio with your FSX Tower dialogue. heh.

  • @ehrix4468
    @ehrix4468 Před 6 lety +7

    your voice sounds higher.

  • @justanotherintrovert1012
    @justanotherintrovert1012 Před 6 lety +4

    **Slowly Dying**

  • @azepromidi
    @azepromidi Před 6 lety +1

    Happy Stroke Day for me on this day 2016 i had a stroke anyway i love you videos they make me laugh i fell sometimes so weak from the stroke but i enjoy getting on here and laughing it takes my mind of what has happen to me

  • @easttennesseerailfan1057
    @easttennesseerailfan1057 Před 3 lety +1

    The guy saying “Rogur”. Lol! Priceless!

  • @BarbecueSauce43
    @BarbecueSauce43 Před 6 lety +4

    Let's start with the fact that Lazy Town is obviously supposed to represent the Capitalist West in socioeconomic decline. Lazy Town is rife with all sorts of social ills-poverty, pollution, unproductivity, unemployment, etc.-and is rapidly stagnating. Mayor Meanswell is clearly supposed to represent the U.S. government-an iron-fisted organization dedicated to the preservation of capitalism in order to preserve its own power. Stingy is a painfully obvious metaphor for the entrenched bourgeoisie doing anything in their power to keep their money. Pixel, Ziggy, and Trixie are meant to represent the masses, too enthralled with the bread and circuses provided by Meanswell's regime to see their own enslavement. Robbie Rotten represents Joseph McCarthy and the far right-dedicated completely to the prevention of the International Revolution. Stephanie is supposed to represent allies of Socialism-feminism, suffragism, self-determination, pacifism, etc., and could even be a veiled analogue to Rosa Luxemburg. And finally, we get to Sportacus.
    Sportacus' name is obviously a reference to the Spartakusbund, the forerunner of the German Communist Party led by Karl Liebknecht, Rosa Luxemburg, and Clara Zetkin. Sportacus' moustache is obviously a reference to the moustaches of Leon Trotsky and Liebknecht. He descends from the sky-clear divine imagery-to stimulate the people of Lazy Town into action. He gets them moving-an analogue of a planned economy-and Robbie Rotten opposes him and his socialism, causing a class war which Sportacus always wins.
    Is this all a coincidence? Or has Lazy Town been subliminally encouraging communism amongst our children all this time? I'll let you be the judge.

  • @findacure
    @findacure Před 6 lety +5

    DIXIE

  • @Acronolis
    @Acronolis Před 6 lety

    Why is this shit always funnier than I expect it to be

  • @DgDanger72
    @DgDanger72 Před rokem +1

    F’ing love your channel! Found it by chance and have pissed myself every time I watch.

  • @X-WingsFlyer
    @X-WingsFlyer Před 6 lety +32

    Sometimes I watch airpringles59 while watching Airfistpringles65
    If you're a legendary god of FSX, *you'll pin this*

  • @brandonnava6338
    @brandonnava6338 Před 6 lety +48

    My name is Bob and I have a pet named Steve....

  • @GTSA-eo6es
    @GTSA-eo6es Před 5 lety +1

    either that f-18 at 5:06 is going 700 or 1 Mach or he is plain slewin

  • @Chunkboi
    @Chunkboi Před 5 lety +1

    I installed a payware Airwolf, everyone else sees me as an F14 with VTOL capability. Someone installed an Antonov, I see a hovering Cessna citation, others see a Space Shuttle with tank and boosters. Go figure.

  • @qingzhang7386
    @qingzhang7386 Před 6 lety +65

    Have you tried xplane

  • @ericmitchell1911
    @ericmitchell1911 Před 6 lety +45

    I like Waffles

  • @uehm
    @uehm Před 6 lety +2

    I like how even though I'm supposed to get notifications from your new videos, I didn't.

    • @revenevan11
      @revenevan11 Před 4 lety

      Yeah youtube still hasn't copied the instructions, readback incorrect.

  • @MJ-iv3wx
    @MJ-iv3wx Před 6 lety +2

    0:48 im crying