WORST PILOTS EVER in Flight Simulator X (Multiplayer ATC)
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- čas přidán 27. 08. 2024
- I attempt to be air traffic controller at St. Maarten (TNCM) but the airport quickly gets bombarded by some of the worst flying skills ever recorded in FSX Multiplayer. Steam Edition at it's finest!
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Outro: "Deserted" by J+1 - / jplusone
Thanks for watching chief. - Zábava
This channel has made me realize the comedy value of professional lingo in very stupid situations.
This is my absolute favorite kind of comedy.
Did you ever see the movie Airplane?
No?
Then it looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue
lower enlisted in the navy checking in... i concur fully with this statement. its 80% of the [clean] jokes on the sub
TraustiGeir diana ross
@@lemmythebulldog8812 Do you like gladiator movies?
“Our engine just exploded and a passenger got sucked out a window!”
“Sounds like a personal problem, why don’t you blog that for me”
“You can go ahead and Alt & F4.
ethan hatcher Southwest
"You are cleared to pull a Captain Sully into the Atlantic"
ethan hatcher Blue jackets blew a 2-0 lead
Jk I’m actually a huge CBJ fan
All other aircraft be advised. There is a passenger with a current heading of down at 130 knots with a smokin' 747 on pursuit. Please take affirmative measures to avoid a collision.
"We're trying to maintain some professionalism in here."
Like 10 seconds later,
"HOLY SHIT THERE'S BIRDS IN THIS GAME?"
Birds are birds, you shouldn't talk about it no more, cmon
And then he tries to contact the seagulls, the Russian dude thinks he's speaking with him
it’s joke
1:03 *EH, FEELING GREAT*
*UH OKAE*
*ENUH*
*ADITYA*
*I WANT TO EAT SANDVICH*
*EUH WITH E DE TE CHEESE*
Wth my Name's Aditya , does it mean something in russian
i have no idea
@@adityashinde4811 he was probably calling his friend or something like that
I consider the contents of that sandwich fairly important
keekuonline sandvich*
Airplane is crash? SANDVICH FIX THAT!
Airforcepeoud95 is tf2 heavy confirmed.
*AirBiscuit95 Get it right bro.
I got what I expected when I looked at the replies
Just took a trip to Arizona.....the entire flight I kept thinking of how funny it would be if Airforceproud came over the intercom and announced he was going to be our "Sauce Boss" for this flight...
doug148877 that would be a great flight
Phoenix International Airport tends to be one of his favourite maps.
plane you're on proceeds to fly inverted
I WAS BORN IN ARIZONA TELL ME DID U GO TO TUSCON CUS THATS MY MY BIRTH TOWN
Nuclear Overload jeez why u so excited lmao
That Russian sandwich loving guy was hilarious 😂
"I vant to eat sandvich...vith cheese. Eh...one, two, three, little hole with big anuz."
Not Russian indian
I am heavy weapons guy and this points to sandwich is my weapon she weighs 20 g and these delicious
Are you the same idiot who did the terrible german/russian accent
Heavy squad
*if you hear a pilot say: “I LIKE SUBMERGING”, get the hell out of the plane*
Same idea as "What's the worst alarm on a ship?" "Dive alarm"
It's not a FSX multiplayer without one of these things:
hot air balloons
overrunning during take off/landing
AF1
striking the tower
Hot air balloons doing 400 knots
and a learjet 45 doing mach 2
Ten dollars monopoly currency... Man you drive a hard bargin. Make it 15 and we'll talk.
Dang you are cheap. I would've made it 50 and no lower.
Hey, 15 more and I can buy a house so that's all I'll need.
I'll go for 10 dollars monopoly and a full loop around the airfield without rent.
Go directly to jail, do not pass go or collect your moolah
Alek lolzz😂😂
70’: well have flying cars in the future!
2018: *reversing trike*
I don't understand anything or even know how I got here but I'm kinda enjoying it
same lol :P
i think i got in looking at GTA V videos on planes :P
Hmm...you should watch some swiss001.
Grizzly Garage me 2
Me 2
Grizzly Garage welcome to the gang
*B I G A N U Z*
That's my callsign.
Sounds like a personal problem, clear to blog.
Alexlovesvideos Is Back *L I T T L E H O L E*
Birds are birds, you don't talk about it no more, come on!
_read me coppeh_
"Birds this is ATC you gotta check in immediately" - Lost my shit..looooool
Me too. This whole video had me in stitches
"No, you're not a bird. Just taxi"
I just love everything starts out fine then descends into chaos within a matter of seconds lol
At least we didn’t see A380 doing flat spin and hot air balloon hypersonic low pass
Seeing a hot air balloon buzzing the tower at 300 kts makes me raff.
gonna do it for his next vid
The Spherical Earth I love watching hypersonic hot air balloons buzzing the tower.
The Spherical Earth There’s no A380 in FSX...
The Spherical Earth I
It wouldn't be an Airforceproud95 video without dem hot air balloons.
well, no AF1, so
Imagine a hot air balloon with the call sign "Air Force One"
Raze.Kurtin Tsang GOD DAMNIT HOT AIR BALLOONS DON'T WORK THAT WAY
WITH THE POWER OF AIR BISCUIT, EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE BOI
@@razekurtin4306 Balloon Force 1
"Birds are birds man. You shouldn't talk about it."
2:40 I literally laughed to death
The thumbnail: Tenerife Airport disaster, circa 1977 (colorized)
Canadian Plane Spotter Geeze that's harsh. Hahaha! love your channel btw.
Thank you, thank you very much! :D
Lol I’m lying in bed literally 6 miles away from there. Flight leaves in about 8 hours
Well have a nice flight! What airline and what destination?
Canadian Plane Spotter colorized then decolorized then recolorized again
1:50 I like submerging
4:29 "impacient" lol
AFP: tryna maintain some professionalism here
Also AFP: "if you look south east bound or west north out of the airport"
so true when the hot air ballons mess it up 🤣
1:21 he's speaking the language of Gods
AIR BISCUIT!
paw red lobster
Callsign sandwich
Fucking spider?
@@ulitharid8907 He actually said "barking spider" - both that and "air biscuit" are slang words for a fart.
like sea biscuit?
FSX airlines is basically a reincarnation of Ryanair.
Or Southwest.
Spirit Airlines
This has to be the funniest shit I've ever found on CZcams LMFAO
I love it too
Idk about you but that sandwich sounded like quality in-flight food
I'm at work and just watched this. I had to work so hard to convert my laughs into coughs and wheezes that my chest now feels like it was pounded on an anvil. Thank you all for the heart attack I about to experience. Request clearance for imminent expiration...
This was amazing
Best comment by far.
7:00 there is no such thing as too many hot air balloons
Watch this video again and now remember that this is a game developed and published by Microsoft, a 560,000,000,000 dollar company.
it isnt tho
@@sql64 It was. And actually was just given back to Microsoft from Dovetail a couple days ago.
This is what the internets was made for
MisterMajister and watching this after the 2020 release makes you realize they are absolutely serious about production value in this program.
3:08 air biscuit! He sounded happy when he said it
3:12 "farking spider?" Made me laugh
(f*cking)
One of the funniest ones you've made
Air Force Recruiter:What do you do on your downtime
Person:Like to annoy the ATC guy on FSX
Recruiter:Hired!!
I'm just watching some of your videos for the first time, and I am crying from laughing so hard, absolutely hilarious!
3:23 Dont mind him guys leave him be let him talk to himself
Uhhhhhhhhhhh.....Sandwich?
Noviam Mapping 😂😂
7:23 Fighter ascending to the heavens.
I stumbled onto your channel yesterday and I’ve just been binging all your videos, I’ve have not laughed so hard in years dude, keep up the amazing work!
Holy shit there's birds in this game? I Lost it for some reason on that.
Set thermal visualization to Natural. A thermal is then marked by a flock of birds circling in the lift.
There are dolphins too, somewhere in Hawaii.
Jehan Kateli It would be funny if "dolphin was replaced by Cessna 172" :D
He's been playing this game for 3½ years now on CZcams; how has he not seen the birds before...?
I love your videos! Thanks a bunch for making them!
5:15 lmaoooo they wanna do news coverage 😭😭😭
Dying hard while laughing. Jeez. These noobs on FSX are mainly in St. Maarten and causing chaos. And you struggle to create a realistic environment. But most of them know nothing.
0:48 crazy mon! 😅
On a Vatsim network :
*Pro Simmer requests taxi clearance*
*CZcamsr interrupts*
*CZcamsr claims he is "first"*
4:58 Why is this so funny to me lmfao
This is genius!!! OMG, I've never laughed so hard... Pilots and controllers alike should watch this on a regular basis for maximum stress relief.
"No, I requested pushback"
*dies from laughter*
I’ve been binge watching this craziness for days.
Absolutely hilarious.
Well done all !! 👍
I love dude who play ATC in multiplayer FlightX...these guys have taught me so much about how actual ATC handle the IRL flights I am flying on...Thx you ATC playerz
"Birds, ceck in with tower..." *Tries to contact birds.*
7:48 when he was talking about noise and radiation, I just had started my microwave
ATC Tower is probably destroyed because of all the sonic booms coming from the 747s flying at Mach 2
no windows and structural damage
I put this game on my steam wishlist because you made me want to play this, if I encounter you in the future this is the only place where i've heard professional talk between a ATC and an aircraft
"Air Biscuit?" that line absolutly killed me XD
ill eat a carrot if airforceproud95 replies
Kenneth Warrick Do it.
ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
you will not reply to this comment with your email account
Chris McRoy ok
not you guys airforceproud95
"I like submerging"
I can't say how many times I've watched all of these vids, and still love coming back for a laugh
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama'
airforceproud u deserve more than 500 k subs because your comedy is high brow I’m will never have a successful CZcams channel but you deserve more than you have I watched most of your videos and they have gotten better so keep doing what your doing and making more people laugh
i mean airline food, what's up with that
well, at least it is up. if where still down on the ground, you wouldn't be able to eat XD
You can go ahead and alt f4
Fuck outta here, Jerry!
Sounds like a personal problem
Patrick Smith personally your personal problem with my personal problem seems to be quite a personal problem huh
Man if you can get pilots to watch this they'd pee their pants laughing. This is pure comedy all over the cockpit.
0:08 The tower windows were actually cracked.
That was just smoke.
Birds? Really? I didn't see them since I started playing 7 years ago
Set thermal visualization the Natural. A flock of birds shall mark the lift by circling in it. You need to fly gliders more often!
5:16 *everyone watching checks steam*
yupp xD
"birds are birds" man I frickin love this channel
If you look closely 8:18 you can see a balloon do some very legit maneuvers
In flight meal for rental Cessna 172 is s Capri sun, banana, and the choice between a giant ass rice crispy treat or a giant ass Hersey kiss.
I think that news chopper should've done a coverage of itself....
·who are you anyway. you not my father". that shut me down for 12 minutes. my god! that was beautiful, the amount of tears streamed...
This is by far the funniest channel on youtube atm. So glad I found you! well done, you earned a sub.
Did you know that the earth in FSX is actually flat?
#WokeAsf
No, because it isn't, watch Jack's FSX Video in antarctica
#fuckinjoke
Hah, you believe in the Earth?
It's actually flat in earlier versions of _Flight Simulator_.
Clearly you haven't slewed an A321 into space like I have. It's round. The earth, not the plane.
I went from being deathly afraid of heights to watching flight simulator videos... Which led to actual flight and flight instruction videos... Which has now led to me attempting to figure out where I can train to be a GA pilot.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
“Birds are birds, you shouldn’t talk about it no more, c’mon” this guy should write poetry
2:40 Possibly the funniest noise I've ever heard a human make
The sandwich guy had me dying!🤣🤣
XD “I like submerging” also 2019 anyone?
The dude in the Baron 58 at the beginning of the video was the heart and soul of this video.
Idk why but I always like going to sleep to these videos
You are so lucky I am not a billionaire - because sir, I would have given you a million dollars to continue doing what you are doing.
1:35 that sounds exactly like _me!!_
Couldn’t stop laughing my ass off I am so proud to fit in with this pilot community ! I knew flying planes was the best side hobby ever ! “In simulation ofcourse”
“i like submerging” this is a quote from a legend
Direct to the blog
Air biscuit... love it
"Sorry misclicked radio, roger" LMFAOOO
Now you're almost at 1 mil dude, your at 940,277 PUSH IT!!
1:44 theres flight simulator X Steam edition for ya the game with terrible physics
GroundPound 69 cleared for take off runway 37L.
Seems legit
Takeoff cleared, GroundPound69
Amazing. Absolutely love watching your videos BOSSMAN. Keep doing it.
ATC: "Yeah just go ahead and crash, just keep it away from me"
Hi direct this video to the blog, please. Great thanks.
My best friend was the blue angels f18
hahahaha
Somebody, somewhere needs to create an airline called _Air Biscuit._
This is honestly the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
I love waffles
Airbiscuit 95?!?
“I heard counting and somthing about holes” now that’s a spocy meataball
I loved that EZW986 guy. Funniest guy of rhe day