Medical Licence, Please!
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- čas přidán 14. 09. 2018
- Do you have Medical Licence? No?
Take a look at this video.
Yes, it's been half a year since the last upload. And yes I know...
I'm a lazy ass :/
And I will not specifically translate. It simply lacks time or motivation.
I just hope you enjoy the video.
See ya!
Music Used:
Tune Fortress - 03 The Sound of Warfare
Team Fortress 2 - Archimedes
Kevin MacLeod - Ambush
Conker's Bad Fur Day - Don Weazo
Mario Party 1 - Wide Wide Ocean
Kevin MacLeod - Mining by Moonlight
Banjo-Kazooie - Mumbo's Mountain
Fallout 3 - Tranquility Lane
Hoshi no Kaabii - Evil Scheme
Kevin MacLeod - The Builder
Kevin MacLeod - The Machine Thinks
Raxxo - Sky Funk
Kevin MacLeod - Ghostpocalypse
Kevin MacLeod - Ambler
Kevin MacLeod - Sovereign
Team Fortress 2 - Rocket Jump Waltz - Krátké a kreslené filmy
Fun fact: Heavy has a PhD in Russian literature, technically making him more of a doctor than Medic, who lost his medical license.
It's funny how the brutish Heavy is actually the biggest gentleman out of all of them in official lore
In a academic degree, but not in medical point.
That's why he heal himself with a sandwich.
But he dont know how to make a heart attack
Умер вiд крiнжi
Medic: wears rubber gloves
Also medic: gets electrocuted by holding metal
3:20
Medic: IM GONNA SAW TROUGH MY SAW
Me: NO!
**critical hit**
Me: AAHAHA
What if it isn't tho?
He got electrocuted on his eye
@@ckinde23he didn't touched with it
He needs to get a refund on those gloves
Scenario: Medic is forced to leave the team
Scout: loses 1 hp
Scout: *NEED A DISPENSER HERE*
The medic bot: strongest in this animation. The medic bot in reality: the weakest robot in MVM
That's actually what I like about the MvM robots their strength is actually realistic and they can't just flip cars because fuck you I'm a robot
@@theshermantanker7043 wait your a robot?
@@bananaman8939 yes i am robot
@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355 no way!
@@iremadeoldtdsgaming1355i must sap you
For the first time in 10 years, I see a TF2 Engineer who uses the wrench as he should actually do
69 likes, such a great number, i want to like the comment but i also dont want to ruin the 69 and turn it into a 70
@@guestlikesmemes mann of wise words!
YES SeS
Mann of wise spellings.
Ha I ruined your 333
1:54
The answer to Question 3 is Idiopathic thrombocytopenic purpura. An auto immune disease that has the white blood cells attack the platelets and therefore making it harder for the body to clot injuries. Just in case anyone was wondering.
Brian Whitford I was wondering
Any proper medicine for this type of problem?
I may be dumb or not understanding it right but. . . It basically makes white blood cells into idiots that teamkill platelets?
@@demonx3779 That's about it. An auto immune disease makes your body react with allergy to things it shouldn't. Without the platelets blood cannot coagulate, so it makes healing wounds harder.
@@M4x_P0w3r, Is it one of those diseases that you have to live with once you get it?(etc. Uncurable)
4:58 IF that spy passes the exam he is going to be able to sneak even better cause he can use medical stuff!
he can cloak and heal his team!
"2020 cant get worse"
2020: you must send a picture of your medical license to valve in order to unlock medic
That would be the same as needing to be sober to play as Demoman.
@@givethatrabbitabanana4321 or be fit or loudmouth as scout
Actually a license for everybody:
- Exploration permission and running profession for Scout
- Medical license for Medic
- Sniper profession for Sniper
- Permission of using heavy caliber weapons for Heavy
- Pyrotechnic license for Pyro
- Demolition/Explosive devices training and license for Demoman
- Espionage license and Espionage technology experience for Spy
- Mechanic building/Electro technical/Electrician/Mechanic/Industrial devices license for engineer
- Military training for Soldier
@@ilmonachefabestemmiaregerm6364 are you stupid??
Just be fat and slow so you can play heavy
@@mrdeadflower im already both
Who needs a License when You've literally got a gun that heals people?
Dr.Martex it’s license to legally use the gun
The Medigun
toilet choking on notebooks who needs to legally use it when you can kill the people who object you using it with it
AussieEmu05 I’m pretty sure it destroys and shrapnel or anything blocking it from healing the wounds
That's a good point... however in order to be classified as a professional medic you have to have a license medigun or not you need one... science
"Your name please"
"Medic"
"Very original"
I'm dying XD
oh hahha like
his name is me-dik
@@reichsmapping8401 you fucking don't-
@@reichsmapping8401 his name is me-dick
ReichS Mapping meh-dick
A Blu Medic killing a Blu Spy
“Wait that is ilegal”
Ruben Solis blu robo-medic banned from official valve servers reason:teamkilling and being a mvm robot on a official servers
Lern Howl Two Spel!
Watch meet the Blu Medic
You'll understand
He wasn’t blu medic
He’s Dr. teeem
mp_friendlyfire 1
5:11
"I'm going to saw though my saw!"
that got me
💀
11:59 naz/old German medic
" I am going to saw through my saw" best line ever
i tough he said "IM GOING TO SAW TROUGH MY SOCKS"
now that you mention it I don't know anymore XD
Imagine his saw curving to saw his own saw
@@SansLikesKetchup now that would be absolutely sawful
Robo-Teh- Kid OKTOBERLOL
4:10
Do it, man.
You are credit to team.
*CREAM GRAVY*
Hello
We got 200 LV
MTF Unit LOL
Wait is SCP-1730 Elucid or keter, I forgot.
Red Orginal Medic: hahaha... YES! PERFECT!
I love how medic finally gets motivated when engy says cream gravy
I would too would get motivated if someone said that to me 😍
Master Chief: What is your name?
Dumb medic: *OKTOBERLOL!*
Also Dumb Medic: *PASSES* *TEST*
@@springyard20xx42 Seems like Smart: Medic to me
Uh. Cheif or chef? I'm not tryna be sarcastic I actually don't know.
@@bobbicamarata793 No, Chief
Hahaha
6:12 that walk was somehow making me happy
The part that kills me the most is 15:13, when the heavy goes from crying to screaming in anger. I have no idea why but the sudden swing in emotions always gets me cracking up. XD
Heavy cries is so funny
It was because of scout
15:14 and when engineers mouth goes :0 it always gets me cracking up
@@420DepressedBloodyIcesame
3:15 That cry was golden
Evil laugh
I can't 😆😂🤣
Id That Reskin Sniper's Bushwacka?
@@BruneindoShortswhat are you talking about
@@cringehunter3812From "Crap Matchmaking" You'll See Reskin Sniper In The Last Scene Hitting The Administrator With The Bushwacka
5:17 LOL THERES LITERALLY A SPY IN LINE
Hey Ms Pauling still has the Arrow when Sniper shot her through the Phone nice little callback to that video
yeah when he got that pistol
Anyone knows by any chance how is the medic on 12:25 called "as a character".
I know that and when he got a pistol
Which that’s last time
No pun intended
"Your patient has had a heart attack, what do you have to do to save him?"
Of course, hit him with a pan. Who need defibrilators anyway?
Takeshi So says Dr. not TROLLSCOUT.
defibrilators are overrated anyways
how to heal all 10 ppl,hit one who has the worst heart attack with a *SONIC PAN*
@Arom Hairy Komondor MEEEEEEMDICK
Using a frying pan will not work during a heart attack.
12:45 every time I hear this line in-game, my brain just registers it as medic yelling "Play-Doh!!" with no context whatsoever
Correction,he said horrido
7:39 Answer: chronic Immune Thrombocytopenic Purpura (ITP)
Every time a scout dies, a medic somewhere gets his medical license...
Man its truth... And i can say something like Scout because i like Scout: IT FUKIN HURTS LIKE HELL WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN MEDIC
Medic: I HEALED ANOTHER MEDIC IM GENIUS (and its fukin every time...)
Sorry for my bad english im Russian
The lesson is to kill every single scout I want millions of medical licenses
@@hotasmeat6700
Ja!
@@hotasmeat6700 **sees burning scout** KILL IT
I have my name as skout my profile is pyro and i main medic is anything wrong with me?
5:10 "im going to saw through my saw
B. J. I’m going to sauce through my sauce
I'm going to pee trough my pee
@@julianle1803 I'm going to poop through my poop
Wat is life
@@Brain-aneurysm97 im going to fart trough my fart
14:10 *scratches helmet*
Teacher:"leaves the classroom"
Class 0.001 second later: 13:19
12:25 Fully upgraded syringe gun in MVM in a nutshell.
*crusader's crossbow
Really yeah.
@@rmstitanica3204 😅😢อ😮😮😮😮ชชชช🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
4:23
How you wish you'd go to exams
4:27 Reality.
Omg thats so true
Yep, lol
"Can I see your- "SHUT UP" That had me dying XD😂😂😂😂😂
This is going to my "Gold" playlist
Mhmhmhmhhmhmhmhm
(Hi there engineer gaming)
3:23 looks like medic has gotten a *UNUSUAL* case of the blues
a stormy storm one
*God dammit*
Don't you mean *BLUS* ?
For the heck of it, i actually took question 3 to my sister who has a master's degree as a Physician Assistant... and this was her answer.
It's a woman with a Coagulopathy, further testing required for a specific diagnosis.
Key's to the diagnosis were the epistaxis, petechiae, heavy menstrual cycle, prolonged bleeding time and normal PT/aPTT without splenomegaly.
Cool
Wat da duck?!
Chonkyboi Giorvanno wow 8 months ago that comment
For Question 3, according to Google, the answer is Thrombocytopenia.
@@connorbredall3112 seriously who trusts google when they can't even do a translation right? Let alone give a proper diagnosis???
11:29 through 11:40 had me dying on the floor.
Same lol
7:40 I read that entire thing and the accuracy is spot on really good detail even if you just copy pasted it.
A medical licence would be a nice badge cosmetic, perhaps someone could hold a medic contest, and people who pass get a medical licence badge...
And sure enough, people would be scrambling to get the licence and would wait for hours just to join
I had been playing Medic for quite some time now, if this was added to a further update then I would hold off on playing Medic until the licence is given to those who pass
1st Edit: The test would surely ask about your ability to play as Medic in certain situations
But, a lot of players would surely try to cheat by means of bribing others or the admin
I'm no Doctor, but I can tell you the First and Second Answers:
Question 1A: Purge the Poison and Treat the Wound.
Question 2A: Perform CPR or use a Defibrillator.
Question 3A: I AM NO DOKTOR!
You have pass!
Actually for question 2, it’s use the Defibrillator, then pan the one with a heart attack
Question 3 answer, diagnosis, *LIGMA*
yeah i have no idea what the fuck that said
so im gonna draw a face like the blu medic did
:3
Aw Man i thought it was Leukemia or Bone Marrow Cancer
9:24
“Later..”
8:59 I love how the blue medic say "shut up" it so cute xd
I love the irony in that the medic who caused all of this is the only one to pass.
Great work, Damashi!
Not only that, but the Test would have been useless anyway, as the third question was something that would not happen in TF Industries' work enviroment.
The whole reason it started was because the NoobMedic rammed his Vitasaw into Helen's head... And didn't remove the Saw.
A Question about "How to remove blade from someone's head" should have been the third question... But because announcer wanted to be pretentious, she ended up stuck with NoobMedic because nobody was able to answer the third question.
16 minutes long video?
It's like Christmas morning...
It's a Christmas bloody miracle!!! -Sniper
Actually it would be Smissmas for this universe.
-Christian brutal sniper
I love that you've managed to give each medic his own personality. That's really great.
3:20 the scream of joy (or laugh)
This video was REALLY enjoyable ! :)
Your idea was simple, well developped and excecuted, the story was coherent and easy to follow, the animation has a good charm while remaining classical, the humor and jokes are well choosen, the attention to detail is neat, the camera work and character poses are well made... I could go on forever ! There's too many good things to say :D
I can see all the effort that went behind and I want to congratulate you for all yout hard work, I will subscribe to you to be sure to not miss your next project :) Keep it up !
Many Thanks! I'm glad you like it
Wrath can we have new video plz?
PLZ? :3
Hey, your Medic is in this video!
cuz he made this beacuse he is in the video :V
Hey Wrath, your in 4:47
4:27
Me entering class:
Teacher: We have a quiz today
I feel your pain
6:23 when you come in class late
8:21 snortsnortsnortsnort
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAH
Jesus christ, written exams are horrifying!
You just not write Russian exams ...
2:38 how medic actually lost his medical license.
how the game
9:09 he was just trying to help but he says he is a idiot
Ended up back firing because he passed the test.
:(
What a minute, there is a spy and a robot in a test? Seems fair enough.
The animation holds back quite a bit, but it is one of the most charming gmod videos I have seen this year. Gladly watched till the end despite some minor nit picks.
Hoovy Tube I thought this was an SFM
Stop acting like you know everything because you did one good sfm
Toby, even if I was making the worst videos on youtube I have the right to express my own opinion. That's why movie criticism even exists.
@@HoovyTube I shouldn't have said that. Your right, even scumbags like me are allowed to express their feelings on CZcams. Also, I want to be an sfm animator, so good on you for learning how to.
Oh hi Hoovi Tube
8:08 literally me in school during an exam
No wonder you got a F
A
Congrats u got an A
@@six8493 fuck off you didnt made this comment
@@six8493 you didnt make lone
11:51 red medic jumpscare
aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAHH
9:13 I feel bad for this medic seriously
15:19
That's me when I go for a Heath kit and a scout runs and takes it.
More like 11:30
Uber: Takes 8 seconds until over
Medic: Ubers heavy
Heavy: *takes a lot longer than 8 seconds to kill enemy team*
MVM effect XD
Heavy: *punches everyone with bare fists*
Sound: *kgb and gru punching sound*
Moral of the story: if you can't solve the questions of the test, draw a cute face on the paper!
1:24 Ok, I get this because using SFM and Gmod for one video is extremely difficult
Well, if it's a lot of work, it takes 50 hours
"I'm going to saw through my saw"
Aaron Faloon OKTOBERLOL
Makes sense
8:30 press f ro pay respect
F
8:31 When Mom Breaking Computer
F
F
7:45 is me in anything that involves math
13:59 what happens when your challenging Other Medics to a Melee fight and being a Medic yourself while hacking then your hack turns off accidentally.
8:00
Subtitles: [radio playing quiet, upbeat music]
Deaf people: *PARTY HARDD BIATCHEZZZZZZZZ!!*
Seems legit
I am deaf bud and i can relate
Nobody:
Red medic's licence: *Curse of vanishing*
Yeh
eh tbh
funny did laugh
but there are other red medics
haha you did the funy
С самого первого дня выхода этого видео я пересматриваю его перед каждым зачетом и экзаменом. Смешно каждый раз как и в первый раз))) Молодец автор!
15:03: I never knew I would cry over a Gmod Film.
True
theres gonna be the day this game shortly dies and thats gonna be sad just thinking of how much work and effort the community and valve went through and that makes me sad
Sadly TF2 is on hold
But someday gladly
Valve will take notice of the game and get a new update
So our hopes for now is be the medic of the situation keeping it alive
man
tf2 is timeless
Hi, i'm new
If there's more people learning to use sfm there's going to be more people know about tf2,so that day is far to come
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Damashi has been practicing medicine this whole time
He was so high he uploaded a 16 minute video !
He cures depressions
Fresh bodies, more power !
*Hissing and growling*
-Rek'Sai
Приве как дила
5:37 O K T O B E R L O L ! ! !
Ja ☺
J A ! ! ☺
1:23 One shudders to imagine what inhuman scene lies behind that black screen.
8:40 That was definitely NOT medicine. 😳
That was Doctor Teeem. That guy can breathe fire.
There is Always that one disguised spy in scenes like 4:55.
EloriaMedic Blue Medic Doest Care On dat Spy
Disguised Spy at its finest.
ME Watching at 8:05 minutes
The blu team medic:"draws :3 face"
Still blu team medic: (:3)
Me: "laugh dying XD"
When someone puts a letter on your
desk 9:39
ªªªªaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
quality is exactly what would I expect with gmod but the humor was still there, love it
7:39 I thought it would have words like "why are you even reading this"
Same
I find it so absolutely endearing adorable and infatuating to watch all the medics interact with each other especially robotic medic in normal medic too bad they make blue medic stupid blue medics one of my favorites. Tho it's extremely cute. Absolutely adore this this is the best medic video I've ever seen on CZcams this is so underrated it's insane it needs more likes and views! And more comments it's an insult that the comments are just 2.3 k comments. 😓
(I've never even played team fortress 2. I'm only known the characters through CZcams and that's how I've grown to find a favorite which is medic and heavy mainly medic. Because he reminds me so much of myself! 🤣🤣🤭🤭🥺😃)
ok :|
14:17 funniest scene
8:24 never snort on Dr. Teem’s exam
Hahahahahahaha
I do believe i'am still alive after that murder
Why not?
3 Things:
1) Every team needs a Medic.
2) Ms. Pauling still has that arrow in her head from that video back then?!
3) Chief is best character with best "human" voice.
:-D
14:38 guy predicted the Time Out Therapy taunt
13:10 that would have been so much cooler if you made the robot get the axe and chop all the head. Including spys head in half.
7:39 literary me doing exam when I stomp on to a gigantic question
I quit life
Epic Yoma that’s Funny 😄
I was reading everything down like a story and didnt understand a single sentence
Who needs a medical license anyway.
Brazil doctors in a nutshell.
@The Rare Bird Rare C O M O F A Z F R I O N O A L A S C A
Oh dear I've stated a comment fight that I can't understand.
@@americana_incarnate1717 Brazil in a nutschell
This is how medic lost license that was been canceled
12:52 EPIC MOMENT
I'm so sad that nobody recognises the good old Wrath at 4:49.
Lol
Q1: get an antidote and use it on the participant
Q2: perform CPR
Q3: OKTOBERFEST
Actually q3 is an autoimmune disease I forgot the name of where the white blood cells attack the Platelets (cells that regulate blood clots and scabs)
He was right already with Q2
@Iron Giant
Medic: *FUCKİNG DİES*
Q3: quick fix ubercharge
@Iron Giant That too.
this gives me a strong "Moments with Heavy" vibe with heavy takes his driving test rest in peace you magnificent cat
Rip Kitty0706.
8:23 I'M DYING 🤣🤣🤣
Man,i hate it when im trying to concentrate and then a french man comes and inhales my papers
Girls: boys can't cry, they have no feelings
Boys: 14:30
To be honest I had tear the first time I watched this cos it’s so funny and I followed the story then it was very sad 😢
*14:34
hmm, question 3. BUN (Blood Urea Nitrogen) is low, Platelets low, aPT (I'll assume its meant to be Activated Partial Thromboplastin Time (APTT)) low, bleed time high, all else in normal range. At this stage I'd guess most likely cirrhosis. Unlikely to be hepatitis (unless its alcohol related hepatitis) as the white blood count hasn't flared. To determine further, document her history of alcohol (if any) and a liver function test. What do you think the answer is?
Please note I'm not a doctor, just a student nurse
Intoxication? I don't know why
I know the answer
:3
@Observer675
Funny, that; after looking at what epistaxis actually was, while also keeping the whole "considerable bleeding from everywhere that easily bleeds" thing in mind, I just figured it was something related to a low platelet count (without actually knowing the normal amount, mind you), like a bone marrow problem of some kind.
It would be cancer
Or some part of ur body failed u
8:30 spy=homework
medical exam=my plans for gaming
helmedic=me
8:27 I know he actually says "TEEEEAAAAM," but all I hear is "SHAAAAAAAAAAME."🤣🤣🤣🤣
lol Great vid! The Gibus Medic is so funny. Nice seeing Master Chief at the registration window, haha.
12:10 or around that time Battlefield 7 The battle of the Medics
5:11 I'm going to sauce through my sauce
I'm going to pee trough my pee
@@julianle1803 🙂
Very Original Medic: 5:14 gaahh...
1:47 thank you for providing the video soldiers watching in the information tab :)
14-year-old girls when the lights turn off 0.00000001 seconds 12:51
Feel you man