Crap Matchmaking
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- čas přidán 7. 04. 2017
- Finally!
After two hard-working months (which I honestly could finish a month earlier) is the new video.
This is a continuation of a miserable sniper who was not happy with the contracts. This time he will be struggling with competing matches, which is "Meet your Match" (updated 9 months ago).
Used Music:
Solo Cello Passion
Team Fortress 2 - RED Triumps!
Team Fortress 2 - Music Upgrade Machine
Kevin MacLeod - Brightly Fancy
Team Fortress 2 - Intruder Alert
Team Fortress 2 - BLU Triumps!
Team Fortress 2 - Conga
Team Fortress 2 - Cossack Sandvich
Team Fortress 2 - Mannrobics
Bully - Vendetta Bullies
Tune Fortress - A Cunning Plan
Team Fortress 2 - The Art of War
Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story - Dimble Woods 1
The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess - Deku Toad
Spongebob Soundtrack - Andy Anorak
The Great Circus Mystery Starring Mickey Minnie - Boss (SNES)
Darksiders 2 - The Guardian Theme
Team Fortress 2 - RED Triumps! - Krátké a kreslené filmy
At least the medic was trying to help.Sniper was the only suitable healing target.Everyone else sucked.And when the sniper said no.The medic did the only thing he could do.Attack.And they were the only one who stuck to the plan.They still got the enemy's attention. It was the spys that messed up the plan. So from my point of view that noob medic did a good job.
Wise words from someone who cannot spell "heartwarming" correctly.
He got "Hearth's Warming Eve" mixed up in there (pony reference). But yeah I have to agree with laura, I thought that the Medic's heart was in the right place :3
Actually, yeah he did a pretty good job there
heavy is a suitable healing target too
👍
Typical person in casual mode :
1. The one who always gets to objective
2. The one who always tries to get kills
3. The one who is lagging
4. The one who is afk
5. The one who is hacking
6. The one who thinks casual mode is friendly server
7. The one who rages in the mic
8. The one who spams lenny face or other word in chat box
9. The one who is 10 years old trying to get free hats
What a casual mode in a nutshell
Atomizer forgot 10) the csgoscam player
Atomizer 10. The casual F2P
11. The guy trying to trade on a non trade server
Atomizer 12. The quiet guy
I usually try to balance between 1 and 2 (and sometimes 6 :D).
Atomizer I'm 2 n 3
The laggy soldier made me cry of laughter it’s too good
But why
@@Banatq who cares
@@Banatq "gamer"
-Who plays roblox
Espaclly the laggy ded
@@silvergaming3953 Its not like Roblox is not a game.
I like that f2p medic though. At least he was allways willing to fight.
He was loud and ugly
Now he is loud! ... and ugly
R.I.P. snipers pocket meem
Ok, I don't know if it's just me, but I can't stop laughing about that glitchy Soldier XD
it's not only you :D
drew1212 It's me,with ping 200
more like 500 pings(I've dealt with 300 something,other than the fact that back stabs/head shots are literally impossible,it's not that bad)
drew1212
I think it's as cute as the Lag Pyro
YourTypicalFriendlyYoshi wqqwwwwww
Get mad at 3 useless spies
> still playing sniper
100 likes Wo ho
BitterVoid one person cannot carry with specific characters like sniper and heavy all the time so they rely on their teammates to push forward his goal is to kill while his team is distracting them
Where's engineer
Eric Kim > implying if the sniper’s bad based on how you play as him versus other people’s skills with how they play as him, in which you must be very terrible as the sniper then if you find him to be bad, maybe start being soldier main and find out what’s really “useless” lmao
Don’t forget a noob medic and a soldier with a bad WiFi connection
8:16. This part is actually true in real life. When a team of players are in a full leading winning streak without thinking anything else. They think they can win in an instant, but when after they got all killed, losing rapidly or even the tiniest bit of losing out of the blue.
They ragequit instantly without retrying. Same thing happen in MvM.
Well except for blu scout 2. He forgot to buy butter.
Don't remind me about MvM everyone just fucken leaves after one loss and I have to find a new match because the game won't start with just me in it like wtf
I wasn’t there for meet your match, but I can still envision it happening. Like a crit sticky trap killing all of the enemy team on last. Ah, my brain is filled with dopamine just thinking about it
happens so much in mvm its very commen to requeue just because everyone left
Blu team: rage quit
Blu scout2: forgot to buy butter
Man I laughed so hard my dog howled
Yes 😂😂
Stop Laughing
#1- F2P Medic
#2 - Laggy Soldier
#3 - 3 dancing spys
Is a P2P's worst nightmare
Captain Shiverroo Medic helped the most, he charged sniper
Ok, I didn't know because I,m not a P2P, I'm a F2P
Captain Shiverroo idk how fp2 would even do competetive and that how could he only if he paid steam
Yeah, because I'm a f2p myself and i don't even play competitive.
Captain Shiverroo WTF F2P'S IS CANNOT BE IN THE COMPETITIV, HE NOT BUY PASS.
my favourite character from this video was the high ping soldier....
It's not their fault... Playing with high ping is more painful than seeing one play.
This soldier is me in a nutshell xD
@@VasilyMusic that is fucking true ;(((
What is ping
@@emqbaba3890 latency
7:59 Mercenarios azules: * Saltan para matar al sniper epicamente *
El sniper: "Ustedes contra mi solo"
4:00 is me when I play medic
Same
@@nataliab9317 ciao
As a half medic main and half soldier main.
I can confirm
You're not a soldier main unless you play at over 500 ping.
im a soldier main with white painted gibus and got 800 hrs and im always on the top of the leaderboard. (if im playing on 2fort)
Z. Lapu
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@@ecksdee1248 nice
So...i'm a soldier main? Cool!!!
im also soldier but worse high ping and low fps.
OH, how annoying it is to have a Rocket Jumper Soldier on your team who stubbornly shoots the other team with it.
Hoovywatchessyoutube *pootis* I shoot at enemy players with it just for fun :D
No,The Rocket Jumper had no damage after i tested it or a rocket jumper hitted team using itemtest in bot servers
No one just trust this rocket jumper had no damages
After,I played casual there was a hacker using some heavy cheats on Goldrush this is why i prefer 100'000 hackers using haxs Just do not prefer
I tried killing people with it when i was a newb soldier in hightower, i died shortly afterwards and the soldier that killed me told me you can't kill with it. Good thing he told me.
Mr. Fartworthy lol you should have read description of the weapon.
I did but i did not fully understand the 100% damage penalty thingy.
9:10 when you get to stay home from school because of the quarantine, but they give you endless, confusing, online homework that may cause school to extend into summer vacation.
Play this at 0.25x
@@kevinlouis1631 it sounds like a demon
But also at 9:30
noob medic was the only one who actually tried to help
maybe laggy soldier, but noob medic was better at his job
cute little gibus med
so cute :3
i love onion
but also idiot he runs on enemy team with vita saw even though hes not healing XD
That was me when meet your match came out. (Gibus medic)
maybe but some are going with ubersaw on enemy team without healing..
6:37 Too true.
That was very funny vid
good work - Soldier
is funny to me - Heavy
yes this is stupid
Wasn't you in the Talent Show? the one with the drums.
I love how medic is the most cooperative one so far
ok :l
1 hours to join a game is unrealastic af it should bee 7-12 hours
@@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 Abartma.
@@xxpolatoyundababapro8912 what
1 hours is plural now?
@@sonnysabuero2151 yes
Took me 4 hours to find my game
I'm the laggy Soldier.
Fix your ping. You'll thank me later
WhiteTigress your ping is big , your ping is very big XD
WhiteTigress same
Lol, mine ping is not always but most of the times 200+
Mine hits around 900+ ping
Fun fact: Today I made 18 queques....
14 of them made me get into a group of lvl 1-10 players...
Im a lvl 144....
Are you saying that you actually got into a comp game...? How............?
This part got me laughing so hard
6:36
I play community servers for a reason...
Yeah :l
I know why.
Highertower.
Red Clorox Bleach No... porn servers.
Sad reality
I would be friendly in them but every fucking person spams things like Lenny binds.
Old school, baby
Let's see every randomness i liked:
Sniper's face at 2:40 makes me think he needs a weekend to relax, at the beach.
medic is processing at 5:29
8:17 is hilarious, i wonder if the second blue scout finally bought that butter after the video
Also, at 8:21, while the F2P medic and the dancing spies are shocked, the lagging soldier is telling us he catched a large fish yesterday.
9:11 could you imagine if Sniper was a saiyan? he would become a super saiyan so that he will defeat every enemy he meets.
9:34 "Announcer is confused about the fact an arm came to the speaker"
为什么
large fish. lol
6:43 Sniper: MED, *sees medic ded*. I love that part
Sniper: Acts like he's a pro/leader
The three spies: doesn't do anything but chill
Medic: Tryhard or a New Player
Soldier: slow ass ping
Those spies play like I do. Easily my favorite part of this video.
It's a shame, if meet your match never happened, I would still be playing TF2 regularly
Kevin Freddo it inproved since the release
Kevin Freddo what about jungle inferno?
Protoo Type Yes, it is MUCH better now.
plis cum bak Pirow updaet fixx it
@@chopper6408 Hide the chat by typing *hud_saytext_time 0* in console/autoexec.cfg You can still type in chat and read messages by hitting [Enter] to manualy open chat. Chat just won't clutter your screen. Also muting people in the in-game menu not only mutes their voice but also their messages.
And That why I prefer Mann Vs Machine!
David Caetano same
O hai M8 u are everywhere xd
I dunno. Before matchmaking, mvm with random people was more decent. After the matchmaking update though, about every game I'm put into is filled with inexperienced players who don't know what they're doing. I know the point is to have fun, but it isn't fun when every game has inexperienced players.
7K :)
Scout ignores money, medic doesnt get projectile shield, the spy is trying to backstab the tank and your matched to a server in north korea. Mvm sure is fun
6:36 ahhh! Ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahh!
The moment that broke me was him looking over at the three spies, each doing a different dance taunt.
My match making experience:
My team :
FTP
FTP
FTP
KINDA PRO
ME
FTP
Enemy team :
PRO
PRO
PRO
FTP (Gets kicked out at the start)
PRO
PRO
KINDA PRO
Hoovywatchessyoutube He's playing Casual.
He said he it was his matchmaking experience.
OP needs to be clear with his comment.
HolidaySpirit and people wonder why there isn't a serious comp tf2 scene nowadays
HolidaySpirit saem
Hoovywatchessyoutube in a way if they bought a pointless or another game
9:11
TF2 characters screaming like that with a red background and a warped face makes me crack up every single time.
I call it "the noob lottery".
The team that gets the least amount of noobs usually wins!
3:23
I mean I would be fine with these spies on my team
Conga
Exactly 😂
This is so fucking accurate it hurts.
Kendra the Woofle furfag
some desert dude thats not even relevant to the conversation. Are you looking to piss me off or something?
actually I'm skinny as fuck. nice try tho
some desert dude Are you TRYING to start something so what his profile pic is a animal
Oblue 00 he probably is trying to start shit. I _am_ a furry, but it amuses me people think we're all the same
This is gonna go places, boy! Great job!
Hoovy Tube you are best :D
9:11 is almost everyone's reaction to those two idiots known as gggmanlives and dishonest wolf's reviews of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus.
Hoovy Tube kkkkkkkk
Hoovy Tube yep
No no no garrrrrrrr
That Lagging Soldier Is Basically Me Every Time I Join A Server-
Same.
9:10 when school goes on forever
forgot to buy butter
David Ham
Like привет and классно. Doghouse wherehouse in this dimension
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@@subsandwichwithmayo469 wtf dude are you ok
5teVe hel. P
He's need help
@@subsandwichwithmayo469 r/ihadastroke
okay those 3 spies literally can drop the beat xD
6:36 accurate representation of my computer in match making
7:12 my stomach xD
Match making in a nutshell
me and f2p snipers/spies vs Pub stomping burning team captain Unusual players.
My first Comp game: *got steam rolled because I hadn't picked up the game in a while and the enemy team all had gold weapons, unusuals, and like 50 levels under their belt.
Second Comp Game: Got steam rolled because the rest of my team left.
Third Comp Game: Didn't happen because I dropped the game for a month and now only play casual.
don't forget that everytime you're winning, someone from the opponent team dc so the score won't get counted, but when you're losing, no one will dc so your exo will decrease. that shit happened to me 5 times in a row, competitive match is a myth to me.
Chaos inc. I
That moment you’ve waited a whole hour to get into a match with toxic sweats
8:18 Scout2 FORGOT TO BUY BUTTER? LOL XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:02 that soldier in the background had it easy
TF2 matchmaking in a nutshell: Noobs vs Pros
Exactly :D
I had to watch 6:36 like 7 times because it is so funny!
6:03 when the kritzkrieg medic ubercharges a cloaked enemy spy with an ambassador.
I wish I could stop time when I'm snipping, Nobody would stand a chance!
Mario DukeOps ZA WARUDO!!!
I'd still fucking miss knowing my luck
I can shoot the wings off a fly and headshot a double-jumping Scout.
I still miss the goddamn heavy shooting his minigun.
@RandoGrunt It's probably because sumthin or hes firing at you which makes you flinch and annoyingly aim your gun up like if you got startled.
Nope. He's not even looking at me!
I love the glitchy soldier
Paul Igoa you mean laggy
2:15. С этим цилиндром и бородой Инженер мне напомнил Бориса Гребенщикова.
I loved that you put bully music into this video! Nice effort.
I always get crappy team.
Fortress22 who doesn't?
Me.
when ever i get a bad team i teach them a bit and well they get batter some dont listen but i get threw it and we win
also one time i joined agame and my intire team were f2ps and there were reaily good so ya f2ps dont suck
Fortress22 me too
Yep
7:23 Damn, this part was so beautiful **v** ! With an epic music, this is perfect :'D !!
3:17 The Red Soldier reminds me of the Glitched Pyro that Dr. Face made
3:21 The best way to play literally any fps game
8:06 Top 10 Most epic wins on anime.
como se llama esa
La Machina
a gracia estaba buscando esa
a y como se llama ese sonido el q muriendo azul
@@JesusYT-wo9vu No tiene nombre, es simplemente el sonido que suena cuando consigues una o varias muertes por penetracion (anal) con la Machina.
Over 100.000 views in 5 days? Thanks :3
Anyway, for those interested I have a bunch of maps. It contains, among other things, the "Hall of Winners" you saw in this video.
www.mediafire.com/file/fu7id1m2jfrqbjz/Hall+of+Winners+Room.rar
I'm your big fan, dude! Your sniper_having_tea_but_everybody_is_doing_crappy_taints.Gmod and "Sage Scout and Wise Sniper Wisdom Spencer Quest" are awesome videos! I watch them since 2014.
vc e americano ou brasileiro?
thx
Czyli lepiej nie kupować przepustki do trybu rankingowego
*GIBUS MEDIC*
*AFK OR HIGH PING TEAMMATES*
*The worse SPY is Friendly*
Perfect combo's To Instant *PISS*
i love how the noob medic is actually trying to help but everybody bullies him its sad
9:10 nice Genowhirl reference :D
9:10
Now that's a scream to rival Genowhirl's New Weapons Soldier.
6 years later and not much has changed. Most matches are still veterans vs newbies.
9:16 This quote is literally perfect description of my life.
I also encourage you to enter my Twitter :3
twitter.com/DamashiDX
DamashiDX, Can I ask you just to know, how much time did you spent on that animation?
DamashiDX u he's
really great x3
DamashiDX Xddddddd
DamashiDX hi! Why dont you use sfm models? They have better quality
I know who sniper was texting, it was the spy that shot a Pokemon and got mangled by it's fans.
The laggy soldier speaks to me on a spiritual level.
8:06. Monster kill.
9:10 most reminiscent of an evil student, when he is killed all the time.
Gentlement Spy fottttf)
8:10 where's earrape?!
Am i the Only one that thinks the Mannrobics and Kazotsky Kick at 3:23 sound good together?
I found out that the music at 3:33 is called Vendetta Bullies from Bully Scholarship Edition
I like how the medic almost has my loadout. Only thing he's missing is the Kritzkrieg and the spirit of giving.
Weird huh?
Also how did a Gibus medic get in competitive in the first place? Don't you have to pay for it?
Have you heard of premium f2p, basically a f2p who has bought premium but still pretty much lacks any skill at the game
5:13 - 5:18
Is this a reference to "Dat Inteligence"? The music in background and basic scene is the same!
Could be
D-ray Ent at least its not made by a weeb
4:50 half CTF games in a nutshell.
3:47 *BRAZZERS*
that me 5:26 the medic
babyherc2000 no, just no
Matchmaking suck.
SO TRU MATE. THIS UPDATE VERY SUCC THAN ALL.
nothing can't beat tough break right?
Why I don't play Casual: Matchmaking
Think the community established that in the last 5 Months
НЕТ Я С ТОБОЙ НЕ СОГЛАСЕН , ТФ ТОП , АТЫ ДНО Ы́ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫВЫЫЫЫВВ
I prefer to play by myself or co-op against and with bots for a reason.
7:21 - when I start playing sniper
0:15 i can feel your pain sniper
Same. even you've always end up like Wile E. Coyote.....
Lol caber in comp
A Scout caber is still weak
Generic Toast I know R.I.P
Mr. Hobbs and sticky jumper
That one BLU Scout forgot to buy the butter.
Amazing video! It sure made me laugh! Well done!
5:54 sniper's hand clips through his hat.
machina doenst shoot unless zoomed in
Zombotny X and it only penetrates while 100% charged
@@depressedkermit3752, it was 100% charged when sniper dropped it.
I played comp for a while and I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
When I saw the blue team left I was like "can't wait for sniper to realise he won't get any mmr".
When lazy purple is in the server with his friends 1:59
Fornights take the wold sniper 3 hours later
5:06 mom Wi-Fi
“You! Kiss my feet!”
“What?! No!”
*points rifle at him*
“Now!!!!!”
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats not a rifle dumbass
@V01D pLaSmA I’m not a dumba__ for talking about the wrong gun. I didn’t know what that thing was in the video, so I picked a random object to begin with. Did that make things more clear to you? If not, you have no sense of humor dude!
Questionable Mason jesus christ you must be like 8
@V01D pLaSmA No... 15.
@@massiveemz4913 don't listen to them, they are just some bored people on internet
The perfect sfm I ever watch in a while 👌🏻😂
0:30 the most hated sound in tf2
This entire time I was screaming about him not getting a double kill with the machina.. then when they started lining up near the end I saw it coming. So happy it did lmfao.
5:27 this is so funny with playback speed on 0.25
Medic: The F2P
Spies: The people who don’t take the game seriously
Soldier: That guy with 1000 ping
Sniper: The only one actually trying
8:32 Good job mate