Santa Claus take Stewie away

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  • čas přidán 17. 01. 2020

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  • @Hatoohi
    @Hatoohi Před 2 lety +1372

    I love how Stewie sharpens the candy cane with a knife and instead of using the knife to stab Lois he uses the candy cane.

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 Před 2 lety +14

      he tried to stabb her in the head but i guess it wasn't sharp enough to get through the hat

    • @adminend4727
      @adminend4727 Před 2 lety +65

      Well, it would be too obvious. And an inconspicuous candy cane sharpened down to a fine point is pretty deadly in my opinion.

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 Před 2 lety +25

      @@adminend4727 I am glad he didn't decide to hit her with it at the last minute.
      i guess the Santa Hat ended up saving her from getting a cut on her head

    • @chandee5234
      @chandee5234 Před 2 lety +2

      coz he is a baby .

    • @twavy4563
      @twavy4563 Před 2 lety +28

      He can eat and get rid of the evidence

  • @holy_macaroni2200
    @holy_macaroni2200 Před 2 lety +775

    I love Stewie's accent in the early seasons, he sounded so much more like an evil genius

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 Před 2 lety +9

      i don't understand chris gave his little brother a candy cane and stewie then sharpens the end of it while everyone is looking else where

    • @chriscapps206
      @chriscapps206 Před 2 lety +4

      Yeah right,almost like a James Bond villain in my eyes

    • @cole9777
      @cole9777 Před 2 lety +4

      @@eliotreader8220 well the rest of the griffin family can't understand Stewie, since he's a baby. But he's been a baby since 1999 so...

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 Před 2 lety +1

      @@cole9777 i understand he's now a little bit older in the newer seasons
      i believe they have never mentioned how old Stewie in the tv series

    • @adrianisawaffle_738
      @adrianisawaffle_738 Před 2 lety +6

      Writers got tired of the evil genius. not much for them to work with so they change him

  • @damienofthedamned
    @damienofthedamned Před 3 lety +658

    Moments like these actually fit Seth's stated rule about Stewie, "They understand him, they just don't take him serious because of how cute he looks ". Especially here when they respond to him, but merely in a condescending tone

    • @_anthrax101_5
      @_anthrax101_5 Před 2 lety +34

      Oh my god, there was an actual rule?!

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      @nellyreyes8445 Před rokem

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    • @applehazeva2739
      @applehazeva2739 Před rokem +3

      @@_anthrax101_5 yes but its not like FG Lore is always true to its own Universal Rules

    • @nuii700
      @nuii700 Před rokem +3

      ah cause stewie is a infant .... i see what the dude mean

    • @thomasraines1396
      @thomasraines1396 Před rokem +1

      I’ve always felt that’s what it was: he’s ignored because he’s a baby.

  • @DZE10
    @DZE10 Před 2 lety +220

    I like how Lois is not yelling of anything she’s just chill about everything

    • @Hauba1925
      @Hauba1925 Před rokem +3

      I see what you did there

  • @iwannahavearockstar2994
    @iwannahavearockstar2994 Před 2 lety +438

    "Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up ."
    This is why I love Peter from the first seasons , he was an asshole but a funny dude and a decent dad.

  • @bicwhittle7820
    @bicwhittle7820 Před 3 lety +173

    gotta love 5:58. Santa is like Darth Vader in the Empire Strikes Back. The scene where Han Solo tries to shoot Darth Vader , Vader deflects the blasts and force grabs Solos blaster.

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 Před 2 lety +211

    Remember when Lois had a soft heart back then? 😆

    • @KeriAce
      @KeriAce Před 2 lety +2

      You find that as a problem?

    • @W0LFB3AT5
      @W0LFB3AT5 Před 2 lety +10

      @@KeriAce you find that as a memory?

    • @KeriAce
      @KeriAce Před 2 lety +3

      @@W0LFB3AT5 I mean, Yeah

    • @ThiccRat-Chan
      @ThiccRat-Chan Před 2 lety +9

      I wish we had her back but I still love the fighting Lois too

    • @TheAutisticCapricorn811
      @TheAutisticCapricorn811 Před rokem +1

      That didn't bother me as a kid, neither did her voice. I thought she was just the perfect Lois than the modern one in today's time.

  • @dillionrodriguez2961
    @dillionrodriguez2961 Před 4 lety +103

    1:18 “doesn’t get much gayer than this” 😂😂😂😂

  • @turisuto
    @turisuto Před 2 lety +51

    Stewie: Has Knife
    Also Stewie: CaNdY cAnE

  • @leonadams1942
    @leonadams1942 Před 2 lety +162

    I like how Chris says to Stewie: "it hurts like hell"

  • @levifout60882
    @levifout60882 Před 2 lety +59

    3:54 the force is strong with this Claus.

  • @ghostlead6937
    @ghostlead6937 Před 2 lety +50

    8:00
    Brian knew he’s on some good stuff 😂

  • @crockerakahops90sjumpmantexas

    The way Santa looked when he popped up mad at stewie looked like a ghost seeking revenge.

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 Před 2 lety

      Family guy: stewie makes a shiv out of a candy cane does no damage
      American dad: Family makes shivs out of candy canes is able to kill a whole lot of Elf's
      either stewie's shiv was to damn weak to do any damage or the American Dad has some special candy canes

  • @galagize9233
    @galagize9233 Před 4 lety +147

    "A new VCR" holy fuck I remember those...

  • @kyleschwartz2501
    @kyleschwartz2501 Před rokem +28

    Lois was actually a good mother and wife this episode despite her flipping out at the end. She just wanted a great Christmas for her family and she was getting walked all over on.

    • @QuertyQw33n
      @QuertyQw33n Před rokem +3

      While obviously not as extreme or cartoony as Lois is, my grandmother has had a few of those holiday crunch meltdowns when I was coming up. I think it's normal to get a little overwhelmed and snippy during the holidays.

  • @theplasmatron3306
    @theplasmatron3306 Před 5 měsíci +4

    I forgot how entertaining the old family guy in the early 2000s was.

  • @vallaryangela
    @vallaryangela Před rokem +18

    Hey ... Just realize that Lois used to really sweet and gentle in the old season. She's perfect. Beautiful, nice, gentle, daughter of crazy rich parents, etc etc. But in the earlier season she always snap out, just like when she beat up Peter mercilesly 🤣

  • @JebMotorsport
    @JebMotorsport Před 2 lety +155

    Irving R. Pointystick deserves to come back for newer seasons

  • @xshobux
    @xshobux Před 2 lety +21

    The for/from joke is fucking brilliant

  • @gideonjones5712
    @gideonjones5712 Před 2 lety +22

    "Testicular fortitude" is definitely one to steal for later

  • @nicolajo666
    @nicolajo666 Před 4 lety +78

    0:56 What's with the weird grey Chris lookalike next to Lois? lol

    • @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE
      @SMOOTHIEGOOSIE Před 4 lety +2

      nicolajo666 lazy editing

    • @thedemonking0013
      @thedemonking0013 Před 4 lety +4

      Its Roger.

    • @dallasmay4031
      @dallasmay4031 Před 2 lety +1

      probably low on profit or funds to make other models and reused the same model but tried to make it seem far different or the company that made them had a guy that was too lazy to make another model so he reused the same model and tried to make him look different either that or chris has a secret twin we don't know about

    • @Fade_ToBlack
      @Fade_ToBlack Před 2 lety

      @@dallasmay4031 family guy has always been drawn and sketched from paper before it’s animated. Prob just a case of lazy artists, or just an inside joke to see if anyone would notice, they used to do a lot of those.

  • @NateSassoonMusic
    @NateSassoonMusic Před rokem +7

    it's amazing Peter is still like a likable character and somewhat more realistic in these older family guy episodes rather than the news ones

  • @takeshitatnall5496
    @takeshitatnall5496 Před 2 lety +43

    7:32 love that fourth wall break

    • @deer563
      @deer563 Před 2 lety +3

      Lol brian was staring into my soul

    • @erinjohnson6142
      @erinjohnson6142 Před 5 měsíci

      Brian's like, "I'm with dumbass"

  • @twavy4563
    @twavy4563 Před 2 lety +39

    Love how stewie used the candy cand so he can get rid of the evidence by eating it smart 😂

  • @chillman7113
    @chillman7113 Před 2 lety +14

    You know what’s funny that Everytime they say what happened to joes legs it’s always something different

  • @bbduima
    @bbduima Před 2 lety +6

    Old family guy > new family guy

  • @AbimaelTurcios3040
    @AbimaelTurcios3040 Před 2 lety +22

    You know it's just easier to call you stupid Brian spoke the truth there. Old Brian was the best a reason why this Christmas episode is my favorite because of what Brian said.

  • @Trinidad-Animati0ns
    @Trinidad-Animati0ns Před 2 lety +76

    i feel like this is a few ep where joe acts like a badass

  • @DeVon675
    @DeVon675 Před 4 lety +43

    Is this Joe's introduction?

  • @erinjohnson6142
    @erinjohnson6142 Před rokem +6

    I love these old episodes where Stewie looks angry all the time. And I mean ALL the time.

  • @coyotecody132
    @coyotecody132 Před 3 lety +11

    It sure is disturbing that Santa kidnapped stewie and brainwashed him to make stewie his slave.

  • @_anthrax101_5
    @_anthrax101_5 Před 2 lety +13

    6:20 This was a bit more disturbing than necessary, I mean god damn

  • @ss00731
    @ss00731 Před rokem +6

    7:40 we all miss this brian

  • @LauranceDonMac
    @LauranceDonMac Před 4 lety +32

    0:57 I think I found Chris’ long lost brother.

  • @nicolettepalazzo7143
    @nicolettepalazzo7143 Před 2 lety +11

    "Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up." 😂😂😂😂

  • @qinshihuang8414
    @qinshihuang8414 Před 9 měsíci +2

    5:25 i actually adore people who can laugh about their own misfortunes those are the ones where it's most chill to hang out with them

  • @natashanicholson7957
    @natashanicholson7957 Před 2 lety +11

    Lois: “Brian, you’re not wearing the sweater I made you”
    Brian: “Uh, well it’s a little worm in here”
    Lois: “Don we now our gay apparel”
    Brian: “Doesn’t get more gayer than this”

  • @tech-bore8839
    @tech-bore8839 Před rokem +7

    Back when nearly all the characters weren't horrible people and the cutaway gags were actually funny without being disgustingly gory.

  • @redearaser5026
    @redearaser5026 Před 4 lety +18

    5:59 is what you came for

  • @srirachasoldier3417
    @srirachasoldier3417 Před 4 lety +47

    3:12 what is wrong with joes lips?

  • @cassiescorner3367
    @cassiescorner3367 Před 2 lety +13

    "Merry Christmas to all, and to all shut the hell up" XD I'm gonna get that on a shirt

  • @simalukic146
    @simalukic146 Před rokem +3

    1:04 Happy Birthday Jesus 😂😂😂😂

    • @simalukic146
      @simalukic146 Před rokem +1

      3:06 Not So Well! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @simalukic146
      @simalukic146 Před rokem +1

      2:57 Except For The One With No Legs!
      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @milkman3116
    @milkman3116 Před 4 lety +50

    3:12 joe.

  • @d.l.technic5
    @d.l.technic5 Před rokem +3

    Alright, alright. But you own me, later under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am.

  • @Hi-yk6cb
    @Hi-yk6cb Před 4 lety +11

    1:01 im dying XDDDD

  • @yeetboi3286
    @yeetboi3286 Před 4 lety +6

    0:55 guy by the left looks like chris

  • @willow9697
    @willow9697 Před 2 lety +6

    I love when when he said happy birthday Jesus and when the reindeer fell on him

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 Před rokem +4

    0:21 never too old to prank.

  • @joshuaneill5716
    @joshuaneill5716 Před rokem +3

    I miss ‘blood thirsty stewie’, now he’s just ‘thirsty stewie’.

  • @alpborakirte801
    @alpborakirte801 Před 2 lety +7

    8:48 Nice Star Wars reference.

  • @Frandleus
    @Frandleus Před 2 lety +38

    Old stewie was gold

  • @creativestrokez3840
    @creativestrokez3840 Před rokem +3

    Old family guy felt so wholesome, despite being an adult cartoon.

  • @xavitrevorl.daoana267
    @xavitrevorl.daoana267 Před 2 lety +15

    The old version of family guy hits different

  • @shakebmirzaii9913
    @shakebmirzaii9913 Před rokem +4

    This version of Peter was the best 😂

  • @aguyontheinternet3306
    @aguyontheinternet3306 Před 2 lety +6

    Lois doesn't realise stewie tried to slaughter her.

  • @dvrk8887
    @dvrk8887 Před 2 lety +10

    Man family guy used to be so good it’s sad Seth didn’t get it to end when he wanted

  • @davidvashum3572
    @davidvashum3572 Před 2 lety +5

    2:30 this is the funniest part

  • @heleng6968
    @heleng6968 Před 2 lety +3

    The bit were Peter asked Lois to pretend her mom had died 🤣 and Brian looks so cute in his Christmas jumper 😍

  • @bantehayes9973
    @bantehayes9973 Před 2 lety +9

    If joes such a loyal cop, why doesn’t he know about the open container law?

  • @lucasmackey2808
    @lucasmackey2808 Před 2 lety +5

    4:05 I’m a cop first and a buddy second so don’t think I wouldn’t throw your drunk driving ass in the SLAMMER!

  • @rex4658
    @rex4658 Před rokem +2

    I have a feeling this is one of the most popular episodes

  • @adyingchannel925
    @adyingchannel925 Před 2 lety +8

    2:26 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @lilsus1607
      @lilsus1607 Před rokem +1

      Here's your tree. Merry Christmas to all and to all shut the hell up

  • @Gaming_with_james.
    @Gaming_with_james. Před rokem +1

    1:00 tho was hilarious

  • @briansanders8050
    @briansanders8050 Před 5 měsíci +2

    The fact that Joe was able to catch that beer without stumbling after having 4 eggnogs is impressive. Either he has high tolerance or good reflexes.

  • @PatersonFromSheffield
    @PatersonFromSheffield Před 4 měsíci

    I've been watching these types of videos all day.

  • @sonicspyrofan5237
    @sonicspyrofan5237 Před 9 měsíci

    2:50 we all know that Joe didn’t become paralysed falling off a roof during a fight with the grinch. So he didn’t have to be angry during Christmas.

  • @scottmanatee
    @scottmanatee Před 2 lety +7

    I like how Brian’s ears disappear 8:14

  • @polishfungus5087
    @polishfungus5087 Před 4 lety +14

    2:26 here is your tree merry Christmas and to all and to all shut the hell up

  • @kaishstarboy8881
    @kaishstarboy8881 Před 2 lety +5

    6:03 the way stweie said you it’s actually pretty funny

  • @lemurblue6041
    @lemurblue6041 Před 2 lety +3

    6:43 he killed Rupert!

  • @MinerMonk.
    @MinerMonk. Před 2 lety +4

    Joe’s voice creeks when he gets the beer

  • @dillonwright13
    @dillonwright13 Před 2 lety +3

    Seth has 3 designs for Santa, the one from the classic era, the one from the modern era, and the one from American Dad.

  • @lorrie9462
    @lorrie9462 Před 2 lety +6

    I miss this stewie

  • @kevinmcfee4432
    @kevinmcfee4432 Před rokem +1

    5:14 when this happened i thought quagmire was gonna die from a stop sign lol

  • @goldengold8568
    @goldengold8568 Před 2 lety +6

    8:44 "And her name is Sony"
    Miss the old quality jokes of family guy.

  • @Echo-yr4iz
    @Echo-yr4iz Před 4 lety +10

    Those star wars references were great.

    • @efrainsoto96
      @efrainsoto96 Před 2 lety +1

      5:59
      Stewie (Han solo)
      Santa Claus (Darth Vader)

  • @Angel-lz9wp
    @Angel-lz9wp Před rokem +1

    This is so funny I love how stewiebhas changed throughout the seasons I noticed in the older seasons he was more naughty and diabolical but in the newer seasons he is not

  • @trickykillz8865
    @trickykillz8865 Před 4 lety +17

    5:50

  • @Chloe11501
    @Chloe11501 Před 2 lety +5

    9:33 why is this so accurate

  • @lilsus1607
    @lilsus1607 Před rokem +1

    I can't stop rewinding these
    0:36
    1:00
    2:26

  • @Konrado28
    @Konrado28 Před 4 měsíci

    Old animation hurts so much and Stewie looks constant 200% of time angry... You just can not watch old episodes, it hurts so much

  • @pleasecallmedaviddjs1298
    @pleasecallmedaviddjs1298 Před 2 lety +4

    0:50 The fake way to interpreted this holiday
    1:00 The real way to interpolate this holiday Peter is right on the nose on how to celebrate this holiday

  • @TenorMan96
    @TenorMan96 Před rokem +1

    6:10 lmao Santa was Thanos here compared to the other Santa who was terminally dying in that other family guy episode

  • @Soba_Official10
    @Soba_Official10 Před 4 lety +9

    NO THE DOG

  • @winniethepoohandeeyore2
    @winniethepoohandeeyore2 Před 2 lety +1

    People can save themselves sooo much time, headaches and money by keeping it as simplistic as possible. The only holiday hubby and i do is Halloween.

  • @joker_storm2232
    @joker_storm2232 Před 2 lety +3

    Oh yeeeeahhh it's perfect for all the happy little gingerbread men.....except for the one with NO LEEEEGS

  • @KCandFriendsUSA
    @KCandFriendsUSA Před 2 lety +2

    6:11 Santa kidnapping the man that Mariah Carey wanted for Christmas

  • @melissaleoncreolenola
    @melissaleoncreolenola Před 2 lety +2

    I like how Stewie smack his teeth when he talks... it's cute

  • @gorky1986
    @gorky1986 Před 2 lety +8

    The good ol'times

  • @melinuevaera
    @melinuevaera Před 2 lety +2

    joe has like 3 different stories on how he got paralyzed

  • @real5122
    @real5122 Před 2 lety +3

    Peter's entry ⛔ happy birthday Jesus 😂

  • @rocketeerjakeharrylamayreb6259

    5:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @nynethecat2003
    @nynethecat2003 Před rokem +2

    7:33 did Brian look to the camera😲

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 Před 9 měsíci

    Stew's nightmare was kafkaesque

  • @matthewballester1513
    @matthewballester1513 Před 4 lety +2

    1:00 - 1:10 LOL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @G.day682
    @G.day682 Před 2 lety +4

    1:05 7 grades o’Milton 6 grades o’ Milkin
    5 GRADES OF MI-

    • @Nomis-is-gone
      @Nomis-is-gone Před rokem

      @@G.day682 you should edit it so it looks better 🙂

    • @G.day682
      @G.day682 Před rokem

      So much better

  • @mrt8944
    @mrt8944 Před 2 lety +1

    The present day Stewie would be making the candy cane pointy for a different kinda stabbing 😂

  • @efrainsoto96
    @efrainsoto96 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Stewie (Han Solo)
    Santa Claus (Darth Vader)

  • @roddy2k535
    @roddy2k535 Před 4 lety +12

    I miss these episodes

  • @yakenballz4817
    @yakenballz4817 Před 4 lety +13

    Stewie got hops