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  • čas přidán 15. 06. 2020
  • Jocko Willink is a decorated retired Navy SEAL officer, author of the book Extreme Ownership: How U.S. Navy SEALs Lead and Win, and co-founder of Echelon Front, where he is a leadership instructor, speaker, and executive coach. His podcast, The Jocko Podcast, is also available for download via Apple Podcasts & Stitcher. @JockoPodcastOfficial

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  • @scatcat1994
    @scatcat1994 Před 3 lety +8332

    Jocko looks like the evolved pokemon of Joe

  • @aaronbraithwaite6610
    @aaronbraithwaite6610 Před 3 lety +2042

    Jocko uses his jawline to sharpen his razor.

  • @skmo7072
    @skmo7072 Před 2 lety +31

    When Jocko watches war films, his name appears in the credits

  • @saikdaniel3125
    @saikdaniel3125 Před 4 lety +1375

    When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Jocko.

  • @pizzapizza2225
    @pizzapizza2225 Před 3 lety +6384

    Jocko doesn’t have sex, he tactically inserts his unit

    • @benjaminbass2607
      @benjaminbass2607 Před 3 lety +166

      I almost shat myself I laughed so hard

    • @XDNEB
      @XDNEB Před 3 lety +64

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 to both of your legendary comments 👏🏽🙏🏽👏🏽🙏🏽.

    • @jackmudie5639
      @jackmudie5639 Před 3 lety +24

      This is the best one I’ve read!

    • @dipnaut2071
      @dipnaut2071 Před 3 lety +11

      Genius

    • @kyjohns8271
      @kyjohns8271 Před 3 lety +10

      Dead AF😂😂😂

  • @ahmedbenidir7098
    @ahmedbenidir7098 Před rokem +236

    Wherever jocko stands, everything within a 5km radius is considered American territory.

    • @Jarhead0331
      @Jarhead0331 Před rokem +4

      He can be talked about like the modern day Chuck Norris

    • @jaronensley
      @jaronensley Před rokem +11

      5 MILE radius. Take that kilometer back to Canada.

    • @Angry11B
      @Angry11B Před rokem +4

      ​@@Jarhead0331 Chuck Norris ain't got shit on Jocko.

    • @keyboardgangsta6890
      @keyboardgangsta6890 Před 3 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sirholycow
    @sirholycow Před rokem +24

    “No one makes good decisions when they’re emotional.” Love it.

  • @angusdog22
    @angusdog22 Před 2 lety +63

    What a great example Jocko is for military service . The man is a warrior monk

  • @kenyelxo
    @kenyelxo Před 4 lety +8224

    When Jocko left for the military he told his dad: "You're the man of the house now."

  • @josephwatson4292
    @josephwatson4292 Před 4 lety +5447

    When Jocko was pulled over, he let the officer off with a warning.

    • @_BirdOfGoodOmen
      @_BirdOfGoodOmen Před 4 lety +303

      Jocko visited the US Virgin Islands. When he left they were just called the Islands

    • @packshot8397
      @packshot8397 Před 4 lety +24

      @@_BirdOfGoodOmen nice!!

    • @wutangclan3731
      @wutangclan3731 Před 4 lety +6

      Haha

    • @ameeker1807
      @ameeker1807 Před 4 lety +40

      ive only written 3 youtube comments in almost 15 years this made me laugh so hard i did a spit take. TY

    • @celerywarrior6493
      @celerywarrior6493 Před 4 lety +74

      Why do I feel like most of these comments like this are from years ago with the word Jocko replacing Chuck Norris.

  • @nickslad3164
    @nickslad3164 Před 2 lety +11

    Jocko doesn’t sleep. He waits

  • @tieiatalks
    @tieiatalks Před rokem +14

    I know that I am more than two years late on this podcast, but I am married to a retired combat fighter pilot. When Jocko was talking about the structure of the military and how he’s never had to tell someone to do what he said because he’s the boss, it gave me an idea. I think every politician should have to serve in the military as a prerequisite for the job. When you learn hierarchy and chain of command things go more smoothly and there’s less misunderstanding.

    • @kelly9512
      @kelly9512 Před měsícem

      I agree with your intent but it’s not impossible to translate the military chain of command to every day life/business/public service. I see it in my legal profession, although not common.

  • @Nillavile
    @Nillavile Před 3 lety +2250

    Watching this on mobile, Jocko's voice charged my phone battery

    • @jb2166
      @jb2166 Před 3 lety +14

      Lmfao

    • @jburgess0104
      @jburgess0104 Před 3 lety +5

      😂🤣🤣

    • @MrPandemicalert
      @MrPandemicalert Před 3 lety +2

      I mean...it did take all day for my phone to drop below half for once.

    • @richardyoung1398
      @richardyoung1398 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jlindsay
      @jlindsay Před 3 lety

      MTV | Politics | Pied Piper | Battle for hearts & minds czcams.com/video/a71IvRm9Uiw/video.html ?qwe4

  • @yeet3030
    @yeet3030 Před 4 lety +2413

    When Jocko pulls up to a McDonalds the ice cream machine works

    • @veritas487
      @veritas487 Před 4 lety +54

      Underrated message........you win the day!

    • @olivierchevarie6537
      @olivierchevarie6537 Před 4 lety +50

      McDonald's pulls up to jocko

    • @vanPoll
      @vanPoll Před 4 lety +22

      When Jocko pulls up to a McDonald's they miracously serve Elk-Steak and Spinach 1:51:00

    • @jessecox3076
      @jessecox3076 Před 4 lety +7

      This just made my father's day.

    • @OkOk-vj9db
      @OkOk-vj9db Před 4 lety +7

      This is the best one I've seen

  • @The_A_Cast
    @The_A_Cast Před 2 lety +25

    “Every police officer should be at least a purple belt” is by far one of the best and most true statements I’ve heard in a long time!
    Great podcast. Hope to see more of Jocko and Joe!! Sending love from Louisa, Kentucky!

    • @tobbele1010
      @tobbele1010 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Ideal but kinda unrealistic. As far as I know that would take years

  • @ElvenFruitcake
    @ElvenFruitcake Před rokem +51

    Oh man, a minute in and Jocko just gets the real focus going, mad legend

    • @jasonm7354
      @jasonm7354 Před rokem +1

      He is turning into a good entrepreneur as well. Happy for him.

  • @zbs28
    @zbs28 Před 4 lety +1488

    "I would never go into politics, that's too dangerous." - Former Navy Seal Commander

    • @philslater7474
      @philslater7474 Před 4 lety +14

      Living in the U.K. I appreciate your sacrifice for us all,thankyou.

    • @aidanmarks1
      @aidanmarks1 Před 4 lety +1

      Formula Autohaus besides Crenshaw being scared to even say Trumps name the wrong way....

    • @jamesnichols4514
      @jamesnichols4514 Před 4 lety

      underrated ass comment bro.

    • @daverumfield
      @daverumfield Před 4 lety +7

      Imagine Jocko "Extreme Ownership" Willink trying to act like he doesn't think Donald "Play the Victim and Pass the Buck Constantly" Trump is an incompetent buffoon.
      No wonder he wants to leave that game to his buddy Dan Crenshaw.

    • @jmac6938
      @jmac6938 Před 4 lety +4

      One job only threatens your life the other threatens your soul. Hell is filled with politicians.

  • @Anthony-ue3wq
    @Anthony-ue3wq Před 4 lety +3300

    When Jocko was in school, the teachers raised their hands to talk to him.

    • @keadavids9109
      @keadavids9109 Před 4 lety +9

      Jocko was prb a jock in school

    • @blademaster9575
      @blademaster9575 Před 4 lety +10

      😂😂 this is one of the best i've seen

    • @kenyelxo
      @kenyelxo Před 4 lety +11

      Monster “Yes, Mrs. Johnson... You May speak.”

    • @jinoy5002
      @jinoy5002 Před 4 lety +1

      GOOD

    • @johnnyk5385
      @johnnyk5385 Před 4 lety +2

      He lost a lot of respect in this podcast.

  • @jackles775
    @jackles775 Před 2 lety +18

    Did not know Jocko was the owner of Victory. I went there over 10 years ago for a bit and to this day was the best gym I have ever been to. Really great atmosphere very professional but very laid back and taught me life lessons in self defense and humility that has stuck with me even to this day. From the equipment to the trainers it is just a fantastic place.. Thank you for the great experience and if I am ever back in the area the first thing I'll do is sign back up.

  • @GeekyFast
    @GeekyFast Před 2 lety +7

    I have watched all episodes with Jocko like 2-3 times because they are all inspirational!

  • @MrTylergallenbeck
    @MrTylergallenbeck Před 3 lety +2710

    Jockos mom is the only mother that has ever told her husband, “wait until your son gets home”

    • @RonnieG907
      @RonnieG907 Před 3 lety +25

      I’d like. But.. you’re at 69 likes

    • @privatemilo
      @privatemilo Před 3 lety +20

      @@RonnieG907 respect

    • @Bamfman1234
      @Bamfman1234 Před 3 lety +14

      Shoutout to everyone who doesn’t like this to keep the 69. Leave a comment!

    • @DJM.I.A.
      @DJM.I.A. Před 3 lety

      Im done with you😂

    • @Vuongedge
      @Vuongedge Před 3 lety +4

      What about chuck norris

  • @gluonone
    @gluonone Před 4 lety +757

    Joe: How do we fix these problems?
    Jocko: Jiu-Jitsu

  • @kylekotecha153
    @kylekotecha153 Před 2 lety +2

    Jocko, Goggins, Andy, Cam… the baddest guys on the planet.

  • @littlekingbastard2812
    @littlekingbastard2812 Před rokem +10

    bro Jocko needs to be in politics. His analysis on approaching problems, leadership ability, and honesty about the difficulties of complex situations most of us have no experience with is what we need

    • @undeadrevenant
      @undeadrevenant Před rokem

      💯💯💯

    • @undeadrevenant
      @undeadrevenant Před rokem

      I agree for sure. He's intelligent, has compassion and is emphatic, but also has a crazy amount of real world experience. Definitely the dude you want making the hard call. Dwayne Johnson is a great choice as well, but they have it backwards. Jocko should be president and Dwayne Johnson should be vice president. 💯

  • @dh9605
    @dh9605 Před 3 lety +1585

    The sun watches Jocko rise in the morning

  • @tylerholloway579
    @tylerholloway579 Před 4 lety +249

    When Jocko turned 13 he gave his dad the talk

  • @christoffernordenstrom
    @christoffernordenstrom Před rokem +4

    Jocko looks like a male version of Matt Damon.

  • @riccardorampersad415
    @riccardorampersad415 Před rokem +14

    AS a police officer this was by far the most real talk ive heaRD........... thank you

  • @ray7815
    @ray7815 Před 4 lety +9194

    Jocko’s not losing his hairline, it’s just tactically retreating.

  • @christopherbragg5097
    @christopherbragg5097 Před 3 lety +2380

    Jocko once uppercut a horse. And now we have giraffe's.

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 Před 3 lety +17

      Lmao!!

    • @kbjinx2273
      @kbjinx2273 Před 3 lety +7

      😂

    • @jlindsay
      @jlindsay Před 3 lety +1

      MTV | Politics | Pied Piper | Battle for hearts & minds czcams.com/video/a71IvRm9Uiw/video.html ?qwe4

    • @VariousLayerz
      @VariousLayerz Před 3 lety +5

      😂😂😂😂😂 this is amazing!

    • @hjalmarwidmark5906
      @hjalmarwidmark5906 Před 3 lety +2

      😂😂😂

  • @branwin937
    @branwin937 Před 2 lety +33

    Joe Rogan and Jocko Willink are two outstanding level headed guys, who provide great infomitive conversations. Look forward to seeing more of there videos in the future.

  • @manassalgaonkar679
    @manassalgaonkar679 Před 2 lety +4

    This is the first time I ever saw jocko willink laugh

  • @jeffrey717
    @jeffrey717 Před 4 lety +954

    I love when Jocko has Joe on.

  • @dannyn.6933
    @dannyn.6933 Před 4 lety +878

    Joe should get Jonny Kim on. He was a sniper/medic/pointman in Jocko's SEAL Team 3. After leaving the navy, he went to Harvard Medical School, and then got accepted into NASA as an astronaut. His life story is incredible from childhood struggles to the man he is today. He'd definitely be an interesting guest for the podcast.

    • @mariomantilla287
      @mariomantilla287 Před 4 lety +5

      He did

    • @marshallh8215
      @marshallh8215 Před 4 lety +9

      Dude I really want that too, but tbh when he was on the jocko podcast it really worked because they were both seals and worked together.

    • @xLong_Johnson
      @xLong_Johnson Před 4 lety +15

      Jocko already covered it. Joe doesnt do a good job with the military stuff imho bc he was never in that world

    • @joshuaminchew3556
      @joshuaminchew3556 Před 4 lety

      Yes yes yes yes yes

    • @bene3443
      @bene3443 Před 4 lety +8

      I don't think Jonny would want to go on another podcast with how seriously he feels about the "not taking credit for deeds done" part of being a seal.

  • @natelav534
    @natelav534 Před rokem +8

    We need people like Jocko in politics.

  • @jamezbrian4135
    @jamezbrian4135 Před 2 lety +9

    Jocko is awesome. I use his style of acknowledge possible bad dudes and look away. I don't know where I learned it. I am also USMC vet. Jockos opinions and beliefs are so true.

  • @owendoll2983
    @owendoll2983 Před 3 lety +868

    Jocko: *speaks*
    Me: “I’m gonna benchpress my house”

    • @kbjinx2273
      @kbjinx2273 Před 3 lety +1

      😂

    • @jlindsay
      @jlindsay Před 3 lety +1

      MTV | Politics | Pied Piper | Battle for hearts & minds czcams.com/video/a71IvRm9Uiw/video.html ?qwe4

    • @issacbernardo3460
      @issacbernardo3460 Před 3 lety +1

      @@kbjinx2273 Have you seen this clip of Jocko?
      czcams.com/video/dJ3S-LI7tZE/video.html
      It’s too good!! 😂

  • @ryanmclaughlin587
    @ryanmclaughlin587 Před 4 lety +4889

    Jocko is the most military looking military person to ever military.

    • @jacktoresen7919
      @jacktoresen7919 Před 4 lety +19

      Jeff Nichols the former DEVGRU operator is also a monster of a man

    • @user-nj1zu2nf1x
      @user-nj1zu2nf1x Před 4 lety +62

      Certain guys you wonder how they became such perfect looking grunts

    • @Kyle0ng
      @Kyle0ng Před 4 lety +32

      Wow great original thought

    • @c431inf
      @c431inf Před 4 lety +9

      @@user-nj1zu2nf1x genetics

    • @thedonofthsht76-58
      @thedonofthsht76-58 Před 4 lety +3

      Hes an actor. False valor

  • @sykadelik459
    @sykadelik459 Před 2 lety +130

    I've been completely anti-police for the vast majority of my life, as has everyone from my inner circle, as we've seldom had positive interactions with them ever (granted, that was all in Stockton Ca where the PD is worse than LAPD). And a punk corrupt cop murdered my unarmed innocent brother for no reason in front of us, and faced no charges. Years later, the mayor and chief of PD and sheriff all caught major cases and went to prison but this particular punk cop did not.
    But Jocko makes so much sense that he actually makes me wanna rethink my entire ideology that all police are pieces of shit. And I gotta at least contemplate convincing my people to think the same way now.
    Too bad this guys not in charge. He makes perfect sense

    • @ROOSTER333
      @ROOSTER333 Před 2 lety +9

      Cops shouldn't treat other Americans like insurgents though and they do. Mad love for SF guys and I know they make a good living by training cops but that translates into cops thinking they're seals and every call is a kill/capture mission. We can't live in a lawless society but the culture on both sides have to be accountable

    • @gibbyplaysgames2981
      @gibbyplaysgames2981 Před 2 lety +9

      I’m sorry about your brother. That should happen to no one.

    • @chinqlinq89
      @chinqlinq89 Před 2 lety +8

      Man thats rough. I have law enforcement in my family but I'd almost guarantee I'd have resentment for the rest of my life if something like that happened to someone I love. There's a lot of good LEOs out there but there's no doubt that there are pieces of shits all over the country and POS departments all over the country. Sorry to hear bro.

    • @The_JohnnieWalker
      @The_JohnnieWalker Před rokem +3

      @@gibbyplaysgames2981 You don't know any details at all about what happened

    • @The_JohnnieWalker
      @The_JohnnieWalker Před rokem +5

      What is the name of your brother? Would like to look up the case

  • @rjsampsonrs
    @rjsampsonrs Před rokem +4

    *JOCKO IS THE MAN I ALWAYS STRIVE TO BE...HES A LEGEND...*
    *respectful bow*

  • @thegovernment3653
    @thegovernment3653 Před 4 lety +2248

    Jocko doesn’t wear a belt. His pants stay up out of respect.

  • @nikobellic3856
    @nikobellic3856 Před 3 lety +762

    When Jocko turned 18 his parents moved out

  • @vinaayaknayar
    @vinaayaknayar Před 8 měsíci +7

    When Jocko had his first bath, he didn't play with rubber ducks. He organized a naval strategy.

  • @monke8012
    @monke8012 Před 2 lety +3

    Jocko actually give me hope during these fucked up times.

  • @CujoHyer
    @CujoHyer Před 4 lety +578

    I did not expect Jocko's podcast with Joe to start off with a Magic the Gathering conversation.
    LOL

    • @tjthompson6172
      @tjthompson6172 Před 4 lety +29

      I don’t think Jocko did either

    • @richieriversiii354
      @richieriversiii354 Před 4 lety +5

      Next week " Welcome to the Joe Rogan podcast , how do u feel about Dungeons and Dragons ...

    • @davethepants
      @davethepants Před 4 lety +2

      Wasn't really a _conversation_ per se tbh more like a "wtf man"

    • @radagast7200
      @radagast7200 Před 4 lety +11

      I dont think Joe understands the methodical marxist infiltration in these fandoms and communities. How they get in by complaining about oppression when there is none, they force change to suit their goals, then smear and slander those who attempt to stand up to them.

    • @ninadgujarathi8290
      @ninadgujarathi8290 Před 4 lety +1

      Tbh I never expected this pandemic and yet here we are

  • @Richey24
    @Richey24 Před 3 lety +307

    When Jocko left the womb, his first words were "Mission Accomplished"

  • @muanlalts8941
    @muanlalts8941 Před rokem +4

    If testosterone was a man,
    Jocko is the man

  • @DavidA1985999
    @DavidA1985999 Před 2 lety

    everything Jocko says I'm on board with and makes complete sense. leader through and through.

  • @thepath964
    @thepath964 Před 4 lety +4012

    Jocko being named Jocko is like a mathematician being named Nerdo.

  • @KussDamato
    @KussDamato Před 4 lety +359

    When Jocko gets arrested, the cops sit in the back.

  • @pootz8082
    @pootz8082 Před 2 lety +2

    If the military was a person it would look like jocko

  • @chbsanchez3815
    @chbsanchez3815 Před rokem +1

    Whatever Joe talks about on his podcasts. He's always ready to relate and be open minded. What a F*cking awesome and entertaining guy. Keeps me going sometimes! Thanks Joe

  • @colesteele3594
    @colesteele3594 Před 4 lety +506

    Everytime Jocko talks, a bald eagle gets its wings.

    • @tonytomei1175
      @tonytomei1175 Před 4 lety +3

      @Jonata 😂😂👍👍

    • @ligitmuffin
      @ligitmuffin Před 4 lety +3

      Every time Jocko takes a shit a grizzly bear gives birth to a cub holding an m16

    • @crisisactor420
      @crisisactor420 Před 4 lety

      How great is America?

    • @ryanmclaughlin587
      @ryanmclaughlin587 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lil_jawa
      @lil_jawa Před 4 lety

      Everytime Jocko talks, WE get our wings.

  • @roadgnome9166
    @roadgnome9166 Před 4 lety +431

    Jocko looks like the default character you get before you customize your guy in a war video game.

    • @chrisbarryCA
      @chrisbarryCA Před 4 lety +21

      Jocko SHOULD be the default character you get, and further customization would not be necessary.

    • @back_to_the_couch
      @back_to_the_couch Před 4 lety +12

      thats the pay to win skin

    • @mac_361
      @mac_361 Před 4 lety +1

      HAHA HAHA😂😂😂

    • @chefboyarsteve820
      @chefboyarsteve820 Před 4 lety

      They should make him an operator in COD.

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer Před 4 lety

      Nono, reverse it. Those characters look like HIM.

  • @lostkea3009
    @lostkea3009 Před rokem +1

    Jocko for president 2024

  • @Daybreakadventures
    @Daybreakadventures Před 2 lety +4

    I agree look up sheriff Grady Polk county fl on here.. he is very open about dos and don't

  • @justin7985
    @justin7985 Před 4 lety +1588

    When Jocko was born, he told his mom “My name is Jocko”

    • @Black-Knight
      @Black-Knight Před 4 lety +19

      Crying laughing

    • @Xiicuyn
      @Xiicuyn Před 4 lety +14

      He widen his eyes as he said it when aggression so she knew he meant business

    • @wikstoel
      @wikstoel Před 4 lety +3

      Hey man, my name will be Jocko

    • @chrisjohnson-tn3gl
      @chrisjohnson-tn3gl Před 4 lety +23

      he also told his mom what her name would be too, and she liked it. then he calmed the doctors down and deescalated the situation and gave them all birthday cards.

    • @jesusisking7495
      @jesusisking7495 Před 4 lety

      Jocko looked and acted like a bitch at like 20- 25

  • @frequentsee3815
    @frequentsee3815 Před 4 lety +895

    Jocko, Bill Burr, Andrew Schultz, & Ronnie Coleman in the same *week* ?
    JRE going HAM

  • @colinfarrelly2513
    @colinfarrelly2513 Před 2 lety +6

    Jocko is describing the way the British police are taught to engage with the public. Armed or unarmed.

  • @user-hx6wz3jo8m
    @user-hx6wz3jo8m Před 2 lety +2

    Man, the idea of Jocko and The Rock running America is may be the best idea in recent times.

  • @geoffcoombs2058
    @geoffcoombs2058 Před 3 lety +482

    I cancelled all my social media accounts 2 years ago, and stopped watching CNN and Fox, and the world seems like a better place when you are basing humanity on your day to day, face to face dealings with people

    • @aguilasfan96
      @aguilasfan96 Před 3 lety +22

      I already dropped my Twitter, Facebook, and Snapchat. Just need my Instagram and I’ll be completely free from this stupid chain that binds so many into toxicity.

    • @FH-cn3mg
      @FH-cn3mg Před 3 lety +31

      I firmly believe that if people would just drop social media and main stream media they would live much happier lives.

    • @maxhutchinson1070
      @maxhutchinson1070 Před 3 lety +6

      Oath. That’s good advice.

    • @Clipz425
      @Clipz425 Před 3 lety +10

      You can drop all that but it does no good when your in the comment section of CZcams 😂😂🤣🤣

    • @geoffcoombs2058
      @geoffcoombs2058 Před 3 lety +10

      @@Clipz425 yeah true I guess..... but its not quite the same, occasionally commenting on a CZcams video is not the same as spending hours a day looking at Facebook and Instagram, but I get your attempt at a hassle, as week as it is 😏😂

  • @ericmiller881
    @ericmiller881 Před 4 lety +1788

    The fact that Jocko doesn't want to be a politician makes me think he would be a great politician.

    • @MrColtnutz
      @MrColtnutz Před 4 lety +28

      White women killed for calling police, shot in chest by black officer when she came out of her house to show the officers where. Notice he doesnt go to race....

    • @ethanmarks4079
      @ethanmarks4079 Před 4 lety +1

      Same with Coleman Houghes

    • @panchovilla7580
      @panchovilla7580 Před 4 lety +4

      @@MrColtnutz Back the blue. Why are you changing stance?

    • @joshdrone1146
      @joshdrone1146 Před 4 lety +18

      Hence why Trump is a badass 😄

    • @bravablaze9358
      @bravablaze9358 Před 4 lety +4

      Seems like a great human

  • @SeoulExploration
    @SeoulExploration Před 2 lety +1

    I love that Jocko doesn't even know what Magic: the Gathering is. That is so Jocko.

  • @ShawShank-kr9wq
    @ShawShank-kr9wq Před rokem +2

    The funniest part of this interview was when Joe Rogans dorky ass assumed Joco knew what magic the gathering was

  • @StewBrewer84
    @StewBrewer84 Před 3 lety +1800

    Jocko doesn't dial the wrong number, you just answered the wrong phone.

  • @shredwarfare5446
    @shredwarfare5446 Před 3 lety +2096

    Death once had a near-Jocko experience

  • @timnolte9596
    @timnolte9596 Před 2 lety +1

    I build surfboards here in America for over 30 years .Never chose to build boards over seas.The American and North Carolina flag is on every board I build.I don't make alot of money but it gives me great satisfaction when someone is stoked and tells me how grateful they are to get something custom made in America.I have always respected Jacko's veiws.🤙

  • @user-sq5rn3se1w
    @user-sq5rn3se1w Před 2 měsíci +1

    jocko is one of the most reasonable man i ever heard

  • @bobocpe
    @bobocpe Před 4 lety +1819

    Right after birth, Jocko drove his mom back home from hospital.

    • @VinWeiLee27171
      @VinWeiLee27171 Před 4 lety +15

      bobocpe drove her back in a Humvee

    • @Federer20Goat
      @Federer20Goat Před 4 lety +5

      Let’s me and u start a jocko chuck Norris facts ...? Wanna get rich ?

    • @Chrisbrxwnv2
      @Chrisbrxwnv2 Před 4 lety +22

      Bruh Jocko built the hospital he was born in

    • @BrassCatcher
      @BrassCatcher Před 4 lety +2

      I’ve watched this in 4 or 5 sessions, with the top comment changing each time. This one deserves to stay forever!

    • @bobhopeiv9710
      @bobhopeiv9710 Před 4 lety +1

      😄👌🏽

  • @skwisgaarskwigelf8074
    @skwisgaarskwigelf8074 Před 3 lety +290

    Jocko's landlord pays Jocko to live in his house

  • @davidrhoads9986
    @davidrhoads9986 Před rokem +1

    I literally belted a guy purple at my gym this past weekend and said to him. Keep going you’ve got the black belt. Just need to put in more time to prove it. Love all of this interview.

  • @KimiWallrus
    @KimiWallrus Před 6 měsíci

    POWERFUL! Didn't think I was opting into a conversation would agree with this amount!

  • @ashrafsahdan5606
    @ashrafsahdan5606 Před 4 lety +760

    When Jocko calls 911, he asks them what's their emergency is.

  • @youtubeguy20yearsago39
    @youtubeguy20yearsago39 Před 3 lety +1083

    When Jocko was born,his father became Jocko Jr.

  • @vinnyt42allday
    @vinnyt42allday Před 2 lety +1

    Jocko for Prez!! Jocko for Military General

  • @tylercmorley
    @tylercmorley Před 2 lety

    Jacko’s point on SEAL vs. police training 💯

  • @goldranger0980
    @goldranger0980 Před 4 lety +161

    So glad Jocko let joe on his podcast

    • @rtroybal
      @rtroybal Před 4 lety +1

      The exact comment I was looking for.

  • @theman2k7
    @theman2k7 Před 3 lety +728

    Jocko didn’t get invited he just walked in and started speaking

  • @francostacy7675
    @francostacy7675 Před 2 lety +1

    Joe and Jocko expose the lunacy....thank you

  • @wesleyl472
    @wesleyl472 Před 2 lety

    What a guy. Respect

  • @binglecheese123
    @binglecheese123 Před 3 lety +868

    Jocko is the type of guy who swallows pills without water

    • @TacoBellLiquidShits
      @TacoBellLiquidShits Před 3 lety +16

      Shittttt...I must be tough too because I do that for fun

    • @jeffweatherford3394
      @jeffweatherford3394 Před 3 lety +28

      I swallow water without pills.... not many can say that..... I’m that good

    • @shubhamkatyal6391
      @shubhamkatyal6391 Před 3 lety +2

      @@jeffweatherford3394 😳😳😳

    • @astrum_nauta
      @astrum_nauta Před 3 lety +3

      @@TacoBellLiquidShits this guy does molly lmao

    • @jamesdorpinghaus3294
      @jamesdorpinghaus3294 Před 3 lety +4

      No, N A N I S H E E P, Jocko doesn't need to swallow pills, he absorbs them through his skin.

  • @jkcreepingdeath
    @jkcreepingdeath Před 4 lety +386

    I wouldn't be suprised if Jocko sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

    • @lexusrcflover9175
      @lexusrcflover9175 Před 4 lety +2

      Lmfao

    • @arrozconmgtow5026
      @arrozconmgtow5026 Před 4 lety +6

      This was priceless. I spat some sort of food/beverage combo after nearly snort laughing myself to death.

    • @jacksonfisher148
      @jacksonfisher148 Před 4 lety +10

      Jocko sleeps with a gun under his gun.

    • @AxelJackson1195
      @AxelJackson1195 Před 4 lety

      Jackson Fisher underrated 😂😂

    • @jacobsnelson1
      @jacobsnelson1 Před 4 lety +6

      That what Chuck Norris does, Jocko will shoot an intruder with the pillow

  • @bishopkamikaze3097
    @bishopkamikaze3097 Před rokem

    Joe's impression of Danaher damn near had me in tears. 🤣

  • @frankbijnens929
    @frankbijnens929 Před rokem +2

    Jocko and Joe = GOLD!🙏🙏🙏🙏

  • @jamesron5625
    @jamesron5625 Před 3 lety +1386

    Jocko probably arrived at Joe's studio 5 hours early, set up everything, drove to Jamies's house and picked him up as well.

  • @j-dog7767
    @j-dog7767 Před 4 lety +439

    When Jocko signed up for his internet account, the terms and conditions agreed with him.

  • @michaelschasteen2407
    @michaelschasteen2407 Před 2 lety

    Thank You Both For Everything!.....and all the listeners ..... stay frosty...

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco Před 2 lety +1

    I WANNA GO AS HALF SHANNON BRIGS AND HALF RIC FLAIR FOR HALLOWEEN!
    RUN AROUND DOIN THE HELICOPTER WHILE YELLING “LETS GO CHAMP”!!!!!!

  • @eye-Am-Me
    @eye-Am-Me Před 4 lety +1047

    When Jocko was a kid he taught his father how to change a tire.

    • @Ilych367
      @Ilych367 Před 4 lety +47

      He left for the seal teams and sat his father down to tell him that he would be the man of the house now

    • @zac3392
      @zac3392 Před 4 lety +3

      Sigh...

    • @AnthonyRodriguez-wc4cy
      @AnthonyRodriguez-wc4cy Před 4 lety +3

      Ahhhhhhh!!!

    • @lukedouglas2916
      @lukedouglas2916 Před 4 lety +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kaugh
      @kaugh Před 4 lety +1

      It's not as funny when it's not chuck norris, cause it's too true...

  • @SystemaMaine
    @SystemaMaine Před 3 lety +812

    Jocko: Hey Joe, why don't you pull that mic closer to your mouth.

  • @jaken0613
    @jaken0613 Před rokem +2

    Jocko is one of the people we will need if shit ever hits the fan

  • @shilohstodolka
    @shilohstodolka Před 7 měsíci

    You two should have a talk show together it is refreshing to have brains put forth with advice

  • @mercedes84190e
    @mercedes84190e Před 3 lety +344

    2 hours into this podcast I grew a full beard

    • @ILIK3HATERZ
      @ILIK3HATERZ Před 3 lety +2

      What’s next a full patch down south......LOLZ

    • @trashketchup1497
      @trashketchup1497 Před 3 lety +6

      Same and I’m a women 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @DMTEntity88
      @DMTEntity88 Před 3 lety

      That’s funny cause both of them don’t have one!!

    • @milescurnutt1526
      @milescurnutt1526 Před 3 lety +2

      @@trashketchup1497 gross

    • @persephone2706
      @persephone2706 Před 3 lety +1

      @@milescurnutt1526 It's a joke, not a dick Miles. Don't take it so hard.

  • @tmass1
    @tmass1 Před 4 lety +580

    Jocko "I don't even know what magic the gathering is."
    I believe him

    • @antonytheolddog8626
      @antonytheolddog8626 Před 4 lety +18

      Because he plays call of duty warzone with a blind fold..

    • @amandah3619
      @amandah3619 Před 4 lety +1

      I’m not even cool and I didn’t know what it is. Is it like dungeons and dragons ?

    • @bobsanderz3005
      @bobsanderz3005 Před 4 lety +15

      It’s some dorky game that nerds play.

    • @kidohchi
      @kidohchi Před 4 lety +8

      "..if Magik is why you have me here today, we're in a bad way."

    • @Avenus112
      @Avenus112 Před 4 lety +2

      @@amandah3619 It's a card game. Players are magicians who cast spells using "memories of the land" in a duel for some reason. Simple to learn, almost infinitely deep.
      What the card did was restrict the opponent from playing any creature card that doesn't match the suit of your own creature cards unless they pay more to force it through. Diabolical control card, which is what the blue suit is all about.
      The clickbait criticizing it was bullshit nonsense too because of course it is.

  • @manonthemoon8765
    @manonthemoon8765 Před rokem

    Loved this podcast, love how there is room to speak.

  • @seanw9676
    @seanw9676 Před rokem +1

    2021 I ran nearly every other day wasn’t sick that whole year

  • @Jay-407
    @Jay-407 Před 4 lety +1979

    The man who changed everyone’s bed time

    • @hollismallory2757
      @hollismallory2757 Před 4 lety +4

      Seriously

    • @ianmichaels6475
      @ianmichaels6475 Před 4 lety +43

      For real. I wake up at 4 and go to bed at 9 bc of him.

    • @Jay-407
      @Jay-407 Před 4 lety +44

      Logan he talked on rogan a year or so ago about waking up at 4am and the benefits of it. A lot of people started doing it

    • @snakewad123
      @snakewad123 Před 4 lety +28

      @@Jay-407 I think there is more to be gained by going to sleep when you want and waking up when you want

    • @ashabhossain1065
      @ashabhossain1065 Před 4 lety +17

      @@ianmichaels6475 man it seems like the 4amgang is bigger than I think

  • @333Alastair
    @333Alastair Před 2 lety +3055

    Jocko wasn’t born, he was tactically deployed.

  • @rjsampsonrs
    @rjsampsonrs Před rokem +1

    *WHEN JOCKO WAS BORN HE SLAPPED THE MIDWIFE!!!*

  • @jeffreytubbs8262
    @jeffreytubbs8262 Před rokem +1

    Jocko is easily the coolest dude ever