ruining my enemy's wedding (w/ Aria Inthavong) | Perfect Person Ep. 81
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We love a king who spreads medical misinformation 💀
Right? I just don’t understand how people can be so confident and not notice they are completely uninformed… like… didn’t even occur to him to google and double check…
if you’re here i’m sorry i’m sure you’re nice, but antoinette maybe needs to move on-this person is ostensibly happy and probably trying to get their shit together. the tone of malice in that call was wild. if you truly dislike them this much why do you want to reinsert yourself into this person’s life? you don’t “need” to know anything about them.
Thank you! I was shocked Miles didn't call her out more. What a horrific thing to do, wanting to seek out a person's wedding just to make fun of it.
Miles is probably afraid Antoinette would crash his house if he was too honest to her
she couldnt stop saying “like” it was unbearable
antoinette -- girl i'm sorry but YOU were the messy roommate .... you are the drama.
Exactly. She’s definitely the problem
Oh Antoinette. Girl, leave it alone. I’m hard pressed to believe you want happy endings for your former roommate. It’s easy to read between the lines; you want to see disaster. Be a grown up, don’t be petty, and stay tf home
Antionette, no. I was actually in a very similar situation. Two couples in their early twenties with giant egos, undiagnosed mental health problems, and unhealthy coping mechanisms (led to addiction) living together. It didn’t end well. My partner and I worked towards recovery, healing ourselves, and improving our relationship.
A few years after that, the Antionette of our story comes into the restaurant I was working at. I hadn’t known he previously worked there and that his roommate was the current bartender. I was even in his new place once before that because his roommate, that I only knew at that time as my coworker, hosted a party there. He was asleep so neither of us knew lol. Well I was just working my shift when one of my coworkers approaches me and starts asking me questions about things I had never told anyone there since I was on the newer side. He had been out by the bar and was talking about me with every coworker he could. He was telling them about what had happened while living together, said things about my character and the kind of person I supposedly was, while claiming he was over it and that he was simply trying to warn them about me. In reality, he hadn’t moved on and couldn’t fathom the fact that I had grown and changed because it’s not something he even attempted. He still saw me as that person from a few years before because HE was still that person.
Antionette, don’t be that person. It’s not cute. It’s not funny. It’s toxic and embarrassing (for you).
Go to therapy if their relationship and happiness is bothering you so much.
YES! Move on Antionette, you are just going to end up a horrible bully!! I could barely struggle through listening to her. I am sorry this happened to you @Janex9
I hope Antionette can find something else to think about other than these people she hasn’t spoken to in years. Big bully energy
Fr she needs bigvtherapy and to be medicated.
The "Miles, PLEASE" from the first caller got me
Miles out here guilt tripping the first caller with misinformation lmao
an absolutely devastating common misconception hahahaha
Lots of viruses can cause pink eye! Including some cold viruses!
so odd too how he kept harping on her about how she got pink eye, when it had nothing to do with her question. Just to shame her and make fun of her affliction i guess?
@@lolavela3467fr i felt bad for her it was a little mean😭😭
The last caller sounds like a bad person. They definitely were not trying to help their roommate that was struggling with addiction
You can get pink eye from a scratch on your eye, bacteria, or allergies. I got pink eye from a kid sneezing in my face and another time from bad colored contacts.
Visibility boost for the fact check!! also sorry that kid sneezed in your face
@@PerfectPerson that's what happens when you work with 2 year olds
@@alliebeastwoman1lmaoo i was imagining a kid sneezed in your face when you were also a kid
I'm wondering if a face shield would have been a good infection risk reducer.
The wedding girl was absolutely praying for her enemies downfall 😂 She absolutely was NOT hoping for her enemy to be happy lmao
she was trying to convince herself more than miles and aria. and honestly, been there
She sounds so goddamn jealous. Notice how not once did she directly answer what the person did to her. She needs therapy. I get that theatre kids love drama but this is a chilling thirst for vengeance seriously
@@zerocraic3966 yeah honestly I thought it was a little irresponsible to encourage her.
I hope she doesn’t go to the wedding. This is one day that she should not be getting involved in. It sounds like the other girl was struggling with addiction when shit went down between them, and to show up at her wedding years later is all kinds of vindictive. If one of my ex-friends showed up at my wedding it would forever taint my memory of a day that was supposed to be about me and my partner’s future together, even if she isn’t there to start drama.
Agreed! Caller sounded terrible and the bride would totally be justified in making sure she's banned. Who does this?! Stop following her on socials and move on.@@YoYoWaddupBro
Yeah i dont want to be a bummer and completely get why she thinks it would be entertaining to go- but has she considered that respecting these peoples happy day and who theyve selected to be in it is like worth more than that entertainment value? lol.but she didnt come off as being that careless or disrespectful of a person in the call so it made me wonder if her history w those people just made her feel no respect for them or not feel like them getting married was that sacred or special- which she did kind of explain was the case but was also super vague so idk. Maybe shes got her reasons or maybe she is just petty, i do think she shouldnt go but lowkey do live for the drama...
Antoinette is not mad because of what that person has allegedly done to her, she is mad that he moved on and left her in his past. People hate seeing other people do something that doesn't fit the box they have created for them.
What a cheeky time! Thanks for having me on, baby!
you were such a great guest! miles nation is DEMANDING a return of aria!
@@honeynutcheerios1031 Yes please!
🫶🫶🫶🫶all bow to aria
I’m glad Miles at least told Antoinette that she would look bad if she goes to the wedding. I fully get her curiosity, as a reforming messy friend myself, but that’s not something she should act on. If the satisfaction of experiencing it firsthand is worth looking like a fool to her, so be it. I hope Miles planting that seed of doubt sways her to not go
The minute she realized she would be hunted by her enemy if she crashed the wedding she’s like I’m out
I wonder if that girl is projecting her crazy on to her enemy because she sure as heck sounds like the crazy one rn. Can’t wait for the car chase to be televised tho
all the talk about being your own creative boss had me realizing that miles can just straight up do “who can catch the grease boy”. like, who’s gonna stop him at this point?
I've wanted this to happen since he originally mentioned this idea years ago. Justice for Grease Boy!
okay the wedding girl sounds very unhinged
While some people may call pink eye “poop eye”, that's not always accurate. Young children especially can get pink eye from rubbing their eyes after a bathroom visit where they didn't wash their hands, but several other types of bacteria can also cause pink eye. Eye makeup is another common culprit for pink eye.
it's also super contagious so i would not recommend canoodling ahah
the way you copy pasted this off of the google results for “does pink eye come from poop” lmao
@@lauranas I couldn’t not share the term “poop eye” 💀
@@herb_rolls3929 Bacterial pink eye is very contagious. Viral pink eye (more common) is not.
I don't usually comment to compliment guests, but Aria was so fun to have! PLEASE have him back again!
miles asked for a specific scenario where this person harmed the caller and she gave an extremely non specific "wellllll she just kind of talked shit about me and did all this stuff" answer for multiple minutes 💀
exactly! she had no real reason, not even a "good" reason. I feel like the caller was the drama, messy person...
Literally can’t with caller 1 naming their person “Log” 😂😂😂 laughed out loud
I watched Aria on buzzfeed and you can include me in the "I had no fucking clue Aria was putting on a facade this entire time" club
1) pink eye can be caused by the same viruses that cause colds, as well as various bacteria 2) GET SOME EYE DROPS? JUST GET SOME EYE DROPS. WAS PINK EYE NOT A UNIVERSAL CHILDHOOD EXPERIENCE? GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET SOME EYE DROPS.
I somehow missed out on the pink eye and the lice. I did get the chicken pox though, and then a couple years ago got shingles as a 33-year-old. I thought that only happened to people 50+ so I was an outlier... so that's fun. lol
@@TheShauNanigansomg I got shingles at 14. Sucks at any age but it was so crazy to have it in high school. Also avoided pink eye and lice though.
@@edenoralye2170 Shingles Sisters Unite!
You should try to get Jake Johnson on. Since he's in the Headgum family with his podcast now and does a similar show
Jake Johnson would be an incredible guest on PP
Antionette is giving mean-girl energy-- and not in a good way. Let these people go on their own life journey together, if things happen-- they happen. You should not be trying to insert yourself in their lives because you feel entitled to, you do not "just HAVE to go to their wedding", you want to be the drama and stir the pot. Do better, not only for them but for yourself. Nobody likes a mean girl.
They are trying to be happy and live their life, you are trying to bombard it and want to go as far as to crashing their wedding-- their special day with the person they at least believe they love. Stop trying to wedge yourself into their life. Even though Antionette is saying "I don't want to ruin it, I just NEED to be there"-- what if they also aren't fond of you and they see you and that ruins their wedding? Invitations exist for a reason: keep the wanted people = in, keep the unwanted = out. Also, Antionette mentioned her sister works as a wedding planner and that she could possibly get info... that is how you get your sister to lose her job. Don't be selfish, let these people live and Antionette, you need to find a hobby or something that makes you happy.
Antoinette is the AH we read about in AITH stories. Such vague description of "reason" for the specific fallout that Miles asked. Antoinette, you are a bully who can't move on with their life.
If that friend was a messy addict, leave her alone unless you are supporting/sponsoring her to get professional help.
Move on girl!
MILES PINK EYE IS NOT FROM JUST FECAL MATTER
Can't wait for the wedding prank to escalate to a Prestige level rivalry in which both of them are intermittently showing up in eachother's lives in various disguises, constantly trying to outdo the other without anyone else being in on it.
Poop is definitely not the only way to get pink eye yall. lol what it can be caused by major sinus blockage and other things of the sort
You can get pink eye from a really bad cold! How crazy is that?! I thought it was ONLY from poop my whole life!
Holy crap, I didn’t even recognize Aria at first! What a glow up!
Yeah he’s really changed after he left buzzfeed. Also it’s so sweet he is still with Merle
If Miles never did Perfect Person, There would be SOOO MANY people still in bad relationships.
wait...what? Aria AND Miles?!?! This is what winning the internet looks like!!!!
Wedding girl needs to chill.
I’m so glad I was introduced to Miles and this podcast. It’s such a feel-good podcast! Shoutout to Pretty Much It/Eric Striffler for ultimately getting me here
Please know that the audience you have cultivated here absolutely trusts you! You could post anything, no matter how short or how long and we'd watch all of it.
It is a ✨T R E A T✨to have the chief of cheeky criminals aka 18 year old Pop-Pop on the show!
Aria is just one of the cutest, wholesome, lovely, fun, cool, and based people I know. Watch his documentaries. They’re awesome! Yes, I’m waxing poetic and so what?
Thank you Miles for another episode right when I need it
This ep is singlehandedly going to get me through a busy day 🙌🏻
Me too! Just finished it at work
Yay! Aria!! Love the dynamic between the two of you 🥰
After my 80 min workout and closong my goals before 1pm and chores this is exactly the perfect content 👌 ❤
Not miles shaming this caller with pink eye. Other bacteria and viruses can cause pink eye besides fecal matter and now this caller is so embarrassed lol. C’mon miles
“Put it in the dishwasher” made me spit out my drink. God I love this podcast 😂😂
Aria!!!!omg yessss. Gosh, he always looks 🔥🔥🔥
6 minutes in, I really needed to hear this cause i just started my recording content journey💕💕 will be posting reaction videos soon
Yesssssss. First like. Miles , you deserve that like. Don’t ever forget that. You are worthy.
Aria looks great! Love this look!
This was such a funny episode!
Never thought I’d see a Lao guest on the pod!! 🇱🇦 love the energy
You can buy pinkeye drops pretty much any store that sells eye drops and contact supplies like grocery stores or the cvs etc.
Yeah, maybe to soothe some of the irriation but that doesn't get rid of the bacteria or virus that causes it.
@morganmiller8010 I've only had pink eye like 2x but those drops worked for me in 24hours each time so 🤷🏽♀️
I would looove a longer, more thought out video once a month
Loving the podcast content Miles!
Peep my other channel @milesbon1! Been popping lil CZcams videos out there ❤️
I'm in stitches- that first caller 😂 I'm pretty sure they're not giving us some info. Aside from that, though, get it girl! Have a fabulous time, happy birthday! Also that fart sound needs to say, it's not an integral part of the show
Holy shit! I realized who he was right before miles mentioned buzzfeed. Wow, you can tell that he's finally being himself! He was always off-putting to me when he was at buzzfeed. Now I know why! Damnnnnnnn he looks GOOD! 🤣🤣
Try doing an oven sheet pan egg omelet... game changer for busy parents 🙌🏽 had my first english muffin with these eggs today
Okay, I know this will be completely unnecessary but parmesan is actually Italian 😂 (I'm sorry I'm not even Italian, just someone who lives in Europe and has seen how heated they can get about cheese)
Fist caller, she should tell her partner she has pinkeye, and ask if he wants to play doctor. The wedding girl rubs me the wrong way in so many ways. DUDE! Aria! I almost joined the 12 Tribes!!!
Thomas sanders or Rhett and link on next?
Eggs plus Italian cheese=French twist :D
“Jocelyn” needs antibiotics.
Has the Jameson and Maker's Mark always been there and I just haven't noticed, or are they a special treat for this pod amongst old friends?
I needed a warning about the detailed shit talk before listening to this on my lunch break lol
yuuup im giggling and kicking my little feet
Parm is Italian…
dont even start with me
@@PerfectPerson it’s meant with all the love in the world I promise lol
Miles!!! You're so wrong about pink eye 😂
It can be bacterial or viral. Can be spread by contact with someone who has pink eye who has not washed their hands after touching their eyes. Please do the research!
Love you though 💕
not the elf on the shelf 😂😂😂😂
That’s first call 😂
Aria has such a different vibe than when he was at buzzfeed! Crazy!
The way I lived across the street from a yellow deli for 2 years in Canada and I’m just finding this out now 😅
ARIA!!!!!!!
i would love to call in dont know how
You’ll want an antibiotic eye drops for pink eye lol
Re-listened all eps and came to this one, it still amazes me how Antoinette had zero self awareness. This is probably the only caller miles so openly couldn’t stand. I’m glad Aria was there to witness this shitshow of a caller.
2nd but kinda 3rd (Antoinette) caller... They sound soooooo much Cailyn!!!! Omg
The misinformation about the pink eye 😭😭
I once got a really bad case of pink eye after the milk of a poisonous plant squirted into my eye (long story, I was just being a clueless kid). Had to go to the ER and get it flushed out for hours and the next day my eyes were crusted shut 🥲
It definitely was not caused by poop
Best video to watch when putting a baby to sleep🎉❤ first!!
Long shot but I'd love for you to get anyone from the under the influence pod on...it would be so interesting lmao
Someone could make a mean watt pad fic off this duo
Miles love the ep with all these buzzfeed people I am desperate for you to get will neff on pod would be a great cross audience promotion with twitch people amd you guys would get on famously I bet
cAN WE HAVE KAYLIN ON THE SHOW? second caller reminded me of her and we NEED
Ooooh boi love me some Ariaaaaa!!!!!❤
wait was nurf codys dog originally ?
We miss the funny names you give callers 😢
Nice to see Aria his style has changed but not his personality. Such a warm guy. I hope we see him on try guys channel one day. ❤
parm cheese for a french twist?
miles u should embrace pirate core. arrrrrr
pretty sure pink eye is a new covid symptom - test for covid maybe?
Where’s my girl Mearle at 😢❤❤❤
miles i love u and this show plz start vetting callers. if they say like 45+ times in one minute do not have them on 😂😂 Its honestly unwatchable when they do that i cant
Sounds like the wedding caller wants to be a fly on the wall at this wedding which is fair lol
No its not? She sounds super mean spirited and she has no place there lol. How is crashing a wedding fair? Its petty as fuck she needs to grow up lol
oooh ive never been this early. slay.
Wait? Why do you think that's french?😅
27:47
Miles is so wrong about the pink eye. You can literally get it from a sinus infection.
I live for Wednesdays
I have watched pp religiously from the first ep but this was hard to watch, skipped the entire first call bc I just could not with the shaming for a medical condition and the last call was just so cringe, oh well
Miles did right by making the first caller feel bad about pink eye cuz why was the first thing you thought to do is call Miles and not skip down to urgent care for some eye drops? Cost aside…priorities!
kinda sad u took a gambling sponsor
Early af let's gooo
*Record scratch* Well well well, I guess you gotta be asking.. How did I get here? Well, ya see, I'm an absolute piece of garbage. Likee hoooot garbage. My mouth smells of gentleman's relish and beanie weanies. I probably eat shit every day, particularly off this microphone when I do the podcasts. You see, this insano youtube commenter keeps bugging me about this fart cannon sound effect. I call them the "fringe" group, cause you know, I'm clever like that. Well, this insano nightmare human online keeps saying that shit, piss, and vomit is in my microphone WHEN I KNOW IT'S NOT! I swear, there isn't any in here Clifford, it's all gone. I got it all. THERE'S NO MORE POOP I SWEAR
there will always be poop
there will always be me
never sleep