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@@mouadbousalem1151 Green Pig 1:Incoming! The castle appears to be holding, sir. King Pig:Excellent. No matter what, everyone keep standing still. Green Pig 2:Sire, if you don't mind me asking. Why do we need the bird eggs? King Pig:Are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to- Bomb:Die, pigs! *explosion*
The Pig King is voiced by the same guy who does Ganon's voice in other Dorkly videos. Guy must really like pork or...bacon Bacon. Must get delicious, crispy bacon.
@@some_gachaguy2514 If you look at the characters in game, you can see that they don't have wings. How chuck speeds up mid-air has nothing to do with my statement. If you're gonna ask how he does it, then how does Bomb explode? How does Bubbles inflate himself? How do The Blues split into three? They're cartoon birds in a game made for kids, real world logic doesn't apply.
Nah, that's pretty accurate to most of my GTA police encounters. A blazing gun battle where I run throwing grenades, before they fill me with more lead than Flint, MI's water supply
+basherofnoggins all I do is A. Tell Lester to call them off or B. If A doesn't work, then make sure you have less than 3 stars, if you do; C. Take the easy way out.
*OH MY GOD!!!!!* This… this was an accident. I always knew the first video I ever watched on youtube was about Angry Birds. But I had forgotten the name and there are hundreds of Angry Birds vids on youtube. My God… I didn’t realize it until the part with the pigs. It was the only part I actually remembered. When he asked why they needed the eggs and the king had a british accent. That’s all I remembered, and my life has brought me full circle, for ten years ago as a child, this would mark the first video I ever saw on youtube on the original iPad where youtube was still a TV logo. Wow.
Piggy: "Sire, if you don't mind me asking, why do we need the bird eggs?" King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs to-" Bomb Bird: "DIE, PIGS!" *Kaboom* They need the eggs to die?
Lyrics, because I feel like it. Red: "Wait, this is our plan???" Bomb: "Yeah, and its working! We almost got it with that one!" Red: "That 'one' was my brother Tyler! Capain, I enlisted because I wanted to get the eggs back!" Chuck: "And you're serving your flock well brother!" Red: "Its just, this giant slingshot!" (Chuck gets in slingshot) Red: "Its Barbaric! And I'm not even sure it makes sense!" Chuck: "What do you mean?! We're birds!" Red: "Right, we're birds! We should fly over and take the eggs!" Bomb: "Pull!" (Chuck launches, and hits the fortress) Red: "How many must we sacrifice just in defence of a few eggs?!" Bomb: "Four! If all four of us die, we call the mission off! PULL!!!" (Red is launched) Pig 1: "Incoming!" Pig2: "The castle seems to be holding sir!" King Pig: "Good! No matter what, just stand completely still." Pig 2: "Sire, if I may ask, why do we need the bird eggs?" King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs because-" Bomb: "Die Pigs!" *KABOOM!*
it's skits like these that teach our kids to becone critical of everything that is presented to them, so that when they reach a certain level of maturity they will learn despise authority and always remember to never put the tnt next to the pillars
Hey! I still remember watching this video with my father's dwarf laptop back then then I found this video recommended to me again in 2021..... CZcams sure want to make me cry eh?
I watched this when I was young and now I rarely watch Dorkly sonic and now the TRUTH IS U MADE THIS I'm surprised because it's has been a long time and when I saw the DORKLY logo I was young me was like: Watzz doezzz dorlky maen??
Green Pig King: "We *must* have the birds' eggs...*because*!" Obama & Kerry: "We *must* bomb Syria...*because*!" Bush, Clinton, & Bush: "We *must* bomb/invade Iraq...*because*!" Nixon & Reagan: "We *must* build thousands of nukes...*because*!" Hermann Göring would be proud of these illustrious heads of state.
Marcus Robinson Well, eating the birds' eggs pretty much guarantees that the birds die out. I call that genocide, though I suspect from your reply that your brain lives out where the buses don't run.
I got an Angry Birds joke... Person 1: Dude, I can't believe I had to bail you out of jail last night. Person 2: Man, I don't even know what they got me for. I didn't do anything wrong. Person 1: At that party, you were so wasted that when the cops came, you grabbed my parrot and threw it at the cops and yelled "DIE PIGS!"
XxX_EATSTEEL_XxX EATMETAL Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. By definition, it is. Either you don't share my sense of humor, or you have no sense of humor.
+TheTriforceCrusader well the joke didn't make me laugh its not a joke it was the video I just watched p.s I do have a sense of humor I laugh very easily but that joke was what I just watched.........bitch
god i dunno what else to say over here but it was like literally worth having to slingshot my way numerously to the fountain of youth that also houses a vault of videos that literally keep making me wanna revisit my little young munchkin self for this even-
I think Dorkly basically predicted king pig's redesign. To my knowledge, the bicycle ad (which came out in 2012) was the first appearance of toons king pig.
The real question is why do the pigs build their forts with tnt.
Jakob Titus Incase if they ran out of Balloons, glass walls and fruits
@@unconfirmed9675 or pigs.
To make the level a little bit more easier
To take the birds out with them
@Jakob Titus The pigs want make egg bombs. This is why they steal eggs and keep TNT handy.
If only the movie was like this...
But I like the movie
Yeah I'm with supermikeybrothers the movie was funny
No
at least it covered anger issues well
@Vincent Rodriguez no need to get angry...also its you're opinion so shut up
NO! I ALMOST LEARNT THE SECRET BEHIND THE EGGS!
Thumbs up just because of Angel Beats!
I like this guy ^^
Thomas McGillicuddy It's my favorite anime. I wish they'd make more episodes...
I love it too, but I think that it ended just right. If you want another one like it, I kinda thought that Guilty Crown had the same type of feel
Thomas McGillicuddy I just mean that I either want to see who is in limbo now, or what happens between Yuzuru and Kanade.
Pig King: "Excellent. No matter what everybody keeps standing still."
Drax the destroyer: Looks like somebody took my advice.
Lmao
Whose drax the destroyer? 🤔
@@mouadbousalem1151 Green Pig 1:Incoming! The castle appears to be holding, sir.
King Pig:Excellent. No matter what, everyone keep standing still.
Green Pig 2:Sire, if you don't mind me asking. Why do we need the bird eggs?
King Pig:Are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to-
Bomb:Die, pigs! *explosion*
Derpy eyes
0:43
"If all four of us die and that doesn't work, we'll call the mission off."
haha xD
PULL!!!
im coming back 12 years later to watch this again and i still love this.
Ok
0:26 - "Pull!"
0:37 - "PULL!!!"
0:55/ 0:56 - "DIE PIGS!!!!"
Yep. That's what he said
The Pig King is voiced by the same guy who does Ganon's voice in other Dorkly videos. Guy must really like pork or...bacon
Bacon. Must get delicious, crispy bacon.
That, my friend, was a joke and was not meant to be taken seriously.
At 0:39 the red bird sounds like blue from rio
I think Dorkly voices all of the characters. I have yet to come across any potential exceptions.
Imagine if he voiced porky in an Earthbound video
Who is he?
>Not restarting the level when the first bird doesn't work.
Who the fuck plays like this?
Samuel Lacey someone with the patience of a god!
Samuel Lacey me
me lol
Samuel Lacey YES.
Me
Those eggs are probably a lost cause for the birds. Unless the pigs are keeping them warm, those are aborted birdies.
oh theyre keeping them warm alright
They’re Fictional Eggs, DumDum.
@@buildertherobloxian4731 woooosh
No there to eat
🥚
🍳
🔥
Red: We should just fly over and take the eggs
Me: You don't have wings
@dat1relevant Funny enough, it was only after they were given wings that it was explicitly stated that they can't fly.
@@mldavid4056 if this is true how does chuck speed up while mid air?
@@some_gachaguy2514 If you look at the characters in game, you can see that they don't have wings. How chuck speeds up mid-air has nothing to do with my statement. If you're gonna ask how he does it, then how does Bomb explode? How does Bubbles inflate himself? How do The Blues split into three? They're cartoon birds in a game made for kids, real world logic doesn't apply.
@@mldavid4056 oh okay
@@mldavid4056 The Blues have names, you know.
imagine watching this in 2020 and realizing that it was made 9 years ago.
imagine watching this in 2021 and realizing it was made 10 years ago.
Imagine in 2022 and seeing it was made 11 years ago
imagine watching this in 2023 and realizing it was made 12 years ago
HILARIOUS!
Holy shit ;-;
Old -_-
10 years ago lol
Miss you man 😥😪
RIP you
0:12 Woah. Chuck, I Think You Have A Strong Voice There
The pigs took them because they were hungry, right?
They store them forever before eating them though...
They are thinking of the best way to eat them
They aren't very smart...
f in the chat for red's forgotten dead brother, tyler
F
I wish every video game had like bloopers or deleted scenes like this in the game!
I think King Pig was going to say, we need to eggs to make Omelets!
When cops are trying to kill you in GTA. 0:56
You got it backwards, friend.
Nah, that's pretty accurate to most of my GTA police encounters. A blazing gun battle where I run throwing grenades, before they fill me with more lead than Flint, MI's water supply
Accurate, yet funny. I applaud you
+basherofnoggins all I do is A. Tell Lester to call them off or B. If A doesn't work, then make sure you have less than 3 stars, if you do; C. Take the easy way out.
Rasheed Thomas When you have Invincibility on and crash into an airport
0:55 PigKing : mah boi, those eggs are what every true piggie strive for !
they need to make a cartoon series out of this game :P
They did.
Michale Barney
these are bits.... cartoons (in general) have a duration of 15-20 minutes
Kurachi84 No, there is an actual short TV series about Angry Birds
Anticlimaxer 2 minute voice-less short episodes count as a series?
AlakazamMast3r If we're being technical here, yes.
and the one bird you always need is at the end of the line up
"No matter what, everyone keep standing still." Haha best part!
I finally found it! I remember seeing this when I was 7, and now I finally found it!
same I only watched angry birds and asdf videos as a kid
For all this time why didn't this question came to my mind
"Why do the pigs need the eggs?"
*OH MY GOD!!!!!*
This… this was an accident. I always knew the first video I ever watched on youtube was about Angry Birds. But I had forgotten the name and there are hundreds of Angry Birds vids on youtube. My God… I didn’t realize it until the part with the pigs. It was the only part I actually remembered. When he asked why they needed the eggs and the king had a british accent. That’s all I remembered, and my life has brought me full circle, for ten years ago as a child, this would mark the first video I ever saw on youtube on the original iPad where youtube was still a TV logo. Wow.
I saw this on Flipnote Studio. SUCH MEMORIES BRO
Odd, me too.
Same... Huh...
Me too
Me too man
I don't know how I feel about this becoming a movie...
The Voice actors are SO good!
"We obviously need the eggs to ..." famous last words !
DIE PIGS!!!!
The ending tho. 😂
I forgot how good the voice acting is in this skit
Back when angry birds rule the Mobile world
Piggy: "Sire, if you don't mind me asking, why do we need the bird eggs?"
King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs to-"
Bomb Bird: "DIE, PIGS!"
*Kaboom*
They need the eggs to die?
Thats exactly what I was thinking of.
Dunno why but I just love how Pig King says "Excellent".
This makes me wanna play angry birds again
0:44 EXCELLENT no matter what everyone keep standing still
WTF
Monkies from Angry Birds Rio: "Pathetic"
They need the eggs to die?
lol ok ._.
@@martinjoster3282 R/woooosh
@@isytha5324 You're a little late on the woosh bud
@@isytha5324 And I'm pretty sure he actually got the joke...
Lyrics, because I feel like it.
Red: "Wait, this is our plan???"
Bomb: "Yeah, and its working! We almost got it with that one!"
Red: "That 'one' was my brother Tyler! Capain, I enlisted because I wanted to get the eggs back!"
Chuck: "And you're serving your flock well brother!"
Red: "Its just, this giant slingshot!"
(Chuck gets in slingshot)
Red: "Its Barbaric! And I'm not even sure it makes sense!"
Chuck: "What do you mean?! We're birds!"
Red: "Right, we're birds! We should fly over and take the eggs!"
Bomb: "Pull!"
(Chuck launches, and hits the fortress)
Red: "How many must we sacrifice just in defence of a few eggs?!"
Bomb: "Four! If all four of us die, we call the mission off! PULL!!!"
(Red is launched)
Pig 1: "Incoming!"
Pig2: "The castle seems to be holding sir!"
King Pig: "Good! No matter what, just stand completely still."
Pig 2: "Sire, if I may ask, why do we need the bird eggs?"
King Pig: "Are you serious?! We obviously need the eggs because-"
Bomb: "Die Pigs!"
*KABOOM!*
Harrison isn't the red one the captain?
@@BuckFuckem also..."lyrics"? Seriously?!
And I'm still watching this to this day.
Red: We should just fly over and take the eggs.
Me: With what wings?
it's skits like these that teach our kids to becone critical of everything that is presented to them, so that when they reach a certain level of maturity they will learn despise authority and always remember to never put the tnt next to the pillars
Somebody made a flip note of this video on the dsi, and I downloaded it. I love it
Love how you mashed two designs of King Pig into one.
I remember watching this as a 4-5 year old. Nostalgia
This is eggcellent.
Haha xD
Nah it's eggsquisite.
Lmao, was not eggspecting this. :}
AHHH! Shutup y'all. This is just EGGscrutiating.
....
:D
:D
Holy shit i remember this from years ago. Had no idea it was you guys
Excellent. No matter what, everyone keep standing still.
Nostalgic 7 years ago...
you know they need the bird eggs because they want to eat the eggs
Hey! I still remember watching this video with my father's dwarf laptop back then then I found this video recommended to me again in 2021..... CZcams sure want to make me cry eh?
Holy shoot, this was my first dorkly video that I saw
I saw this way back when in the early 2010s
I watched this when I was young and now I rarely watch Dorkly sonic and now the TRUTH IS U MADE THIS I'm surprised because it's has been a long time and when I saw the DORKLY logo I was young me was like:
Watzz doezzz dorlky maen??
"We obviously need the eggs to DIE PIGS!"
Seems legit.
Watching this kinda makes me want to replay this game.
Now we'll never know...
Holy shit I remember watching this when I was 5 and being so confused
the ending sealed it for me
the birds don't die you know they just go away and then come back in the next level
I remember this being the shit when I was little
It's hard to fly and take the eggs when you don't have wings.
Nicely done.
First Dorkly video I ever came across.
Good times...
Green Pig King: "We *must* have the birds' eggs...*because*!"
Obama & Kerry: "We *must* bomb Syria...*because*!"
Bush, Clinton, & Bush: "We *must* bomb/invade Iraq...*because*!"
Nixon & Reagan: "We *must* build thousands of nukes...*because*!"
Hermann Göring would be proud of these illustrious heads of state.
***** The pigs can eat lots of other things. Being hungry doesn't excuse bird genocide.
vau0807 its nature not genocide.even tho i didnt know pigs ate birds
Marcus Robinson
Well, eating the birds' eggs pretty much guarantees that the birds die out. I call that genocide, though I suspect from your reply that your brain lives out where the buses don't run.
vau0807 For egg's I'd be ok with bird genocide.lol
Time to create a clone machine so the birds never die muahahaha!
***** The content of the video inspired this topic.
I got an Angry Birds joke...
Person 1: Dude, I can't believe I had to bail you out of jail last night.
Person 2: Man, I don't even know what they got me for. I didn't do anything wrong.
Person 1: At that party, you were so wasted that when the cops came, you grabbed my parrot and threw it at the cops and yelled "DIE PIGS!"
That's not a joke
XxX_EATSTEEL_XxX EATMETAL Joke: a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
By definition, it is. Either you don't share my sense of humor, or you have no sense of humor.
+TheTriforceCrusader well the joke didn't make me laugh its not a joke it was the video I just watched p.s I do have a sense of humor I laugh very easily but that joke was what I just watched.........bitch
I GET IT XD
@@TheTriforceCrusader yeah that is exactly it's definition but the thing you wrote does not match with the definition
Therefore
*IT IS NOT A JOKE*
I remember when this was the very first Dorkly video I've ever watched.
Why is this in my reccomended after 10 years
Ww obviously need the eggs to..................................................THE FUCKING SUSPENCE😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man this is funny! LOL!!!
i would love this to be an actual level
Wow 10 years has left damn time was fast
Still a better story than the actual angry birds movie, imho.
"Are you serious? We obviously need the eggs to-"
"DIE, PIGS!" (Blam!)
Eh, guess we'll never know.
Kosaru Garaboshi no, the need the to dye pigs!
To eat them,this is explicitly stated in the games so many times.
He was going to eat the eggs
i think this is the first video of dorkly with no bad words
"How many must we sacrifice in defense of a few eggs?"
"Four. If all four of us die and that doesn't work, we'll call the mission off."
But... Who will call the mission off if everyone is dead?
why didint the bomb bird go first in the first place
ya just like pigs building castles.
cloud tsukamo Because the game would be too easy that way :)
2017 anyone? No? Just me? Ok...
OH I RMEMEBER THIS IS GOOD OLD MEMORIES
So much better in close captions
Such a stupid ass game .-.
UsernameWhoNeedsEm yet addicting in the same time
Like you
I first saw this on flipnote hatena and its the very first Dorkly Bit I ever saw
lmaoo this is the first time i have seen Angry birds talk XD
love this gonna watch more videos :P
0:53 “ARE YOU SERIOUS!??!? WE OBVIOUSLY NEED THE EGGS TO-“
I love Dorky videos they are so funny
Oh man, I miss playing this!
I really want to believe DOrkly is smart enough that "DIE PIGS" is a Luca Blight reference...
I really like your videos dorkly 🤩🤩
I remember watching this when I was younger
Aah, good ol' days...
The nostalgia...
So nostalgic
EXCELLENT!
NO MATTER WHAT, EVERYONE KEEP STANDING STILL...
god i dunno what else to say over here but it was like literally worth having to slingshot my way numerously to the fountain of youth that also houses a vault of videos that literally keep making me wanna revisit my little young munchkin self for this even-
this is nostalgic
I NEED MORE ANGRY BIRDS DORKLY BITS
In some levels the pigs have ham in their castles, making them cannibals aswell.
omg, I LOVE that!"No matter what, everyone keep standing still"LAWL
I think Dorkly basically predicted king pig's redesign. To my knowledge, the bicycle ad (which came out in 2012) was the first appearance of toons king pig.
these videos are great! i'm just curious, are there copyright complications to making these videos?