Bender jokes can be classified into 2 types: -"Yo mama" and "in your pants" (or equivalents) -An actualyl ironic roast that makes you laugh for eternity
God bless John DiMaggio. The Voice of 1,000 characters. He's voiced soo many characters across tv and video games is amazing. I mean, he voiced: Bender from Futurama, Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, Rath from Ben 10, Joker from Batman Under the Red Hood and Death in the Family. He was Fu Dog from American Dragon, Spike the Dog from Tom and Jerry, he was Bobo Haha from Generator Rex, he was Marcus Fenix from the Gears of War games, he was Banshee the gunsmith in the Destiny games. He voiced the Brute Cheiftans in Halo 3. Schnitzel from Chowder....the list goes on and on.
Him and Phil Lamarr are all time greats. There’s a channel called Great Big Story (or something similar) that does short interviews with voice actors that’s really cool
Laziness is a desire to perform as little effort as possible, which in many cases is a good thing for a robot to have because it can cause them to figure out how to do the work efficiently. Of course you have to be careful not to have them decide not to do the work at all. It's a problem as old as computers: they don't always do what we want, just what we tell them.
“Honey, I wouldn’t talk about taste if I was wearing a like green tank top” is definitely the best. I’ve always found insulting someone’s physical appearance to be a bit cheap, but their fashion sense is like a knife to the heart.
@@HeraldOfOperasometimes when you’re building an OBNOXIOUS character you have them do OBNOXIOUS things that happen to also be funny…. Like explaining the punchline of a joke….?
I was at an independent wrestling show, and the announcer was trying to attach a suitcase to the ceiling lighting cables . It was pretty high up, and as he reached up and balanced, wobbling a little. I yelled "Do a flip!". The crowd laughed and the guy put his head down on the top rung and banging his fist from laughter . :) Good show.
Alternative alternative title: "Bender insults, but they get increasingly painfully hilarious, and Bender is great. Also; he's Bender, so screw you, and shiny metal ass or something! I don't know, work it out yourselves, meatbags. Where the hookers at?"
3:37, still one of the best insults in Futurama 😅. The fact they amimated Leela in that colour just so Bender could say that is the reason why it is an elite tier cartoon 😂😂
When he smokes that hippy with the brick 😂. Actually that whole scene including the Professor’s interaction with them is maybe my favorite of the whole series
"Bender! How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?!" "Well, step one: I had to LIFT THE SEAT. That was the first little anoyance. Am I right, men?" .... Precious!
One of my favorite moments from Bender is not an insult, but a scene where _he_ is the camera, and it's from the episode "Neutopia". Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship and play with the sponges!" Leela: "But the ship is dirty." Bender: "Eh, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
"Hey I don't preach to you when you're laying stoned in the gutter." "Shut up God!" "Okay then we won't eat you." "Do a flip!" And finally: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
The insults are instantly made 100x funnier when he follows up with a quip such as "I still got it" or "that's what I'm talkin' about" and then puffs on a cigar like a GIGACHAD!
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I love how Bender is canonically the evil twin lol
How did we ever doubt it
I'm shocked. Shocked!
Well, not that shocked.
Quite sure Bart Simpson is the evil twin too from an early episode?
@@caddyshackhonda was from a Halloween ep, technically non canon
@@cartixio gotcha 👍 it's been a loooong time since I seen that episode hahaha
"Get a room you two"
"We're in a room"
"Well then lose some weight"
Will forever be my favorite futurama joke
that was a great one
Everyone telling hermes not to jump and then there's bender, "do a flip!" Has to be it for me
@@pmmeyourdadjokes9811 Same here
It's John DiMaggio's too.
@@pmmeyourdadjokes9811 that was just a chan reference
It's funny how Bender doesn't wear clothes during the day but puts pants on at night.
Mutant:” My wedding dress is ruined!”
Bender:” Honey, that dress was ruined the moment it went on you!”
Damn
He also puts on a nightcap sometimes.
conmfy
I remember Ricky Gervais saying something similar to Elmo from Sesame Street during some behind the scenes blooper reel.
"Don't worry Leela. Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh."
*walks 3 feet*
"AHAHAHAHA!"
2:09
Lmao so perfect
This one made me lol!
2:15
Hearing bender genuinely say "Oh, I'm sorry." Is the weirdest and most out of character thing ever
He has his moments
Perfect moment too, knowing he was trying to keep it a secret for Cubert and didn't out him on purpose
It could have been sarcastic.
He realized that he crossed the line.
"crossed a line" bwahahaha yeah right
How's my Bender impression?
"do a flip"
That's my all time fave bender moment.
LOL
Mine too. That's where I cracked on this.
@@MildarValsik it's the one that always stuck in my mind as well.
@@thatoneguychad420 it's that common dark humor kind of thing that seems too naturally to say. Bender is how must guys would be with zero filtering.
Mine also
“Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse. That’s what I say”
“You should say something else”
THIS. THIS IS THE ONE BENDER JOKE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOR SO LONG OH MY GOD THANK YOU lmaooooooo
this right here is my fav bender quote lmao
“What’s this ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or yo mamma?!”
Love that line.
The way he says "Yo mamma" takes me out every, single time.
Funnily enough it was that line that helped encouraged me to find a CZcams channel that makes animated sequences of Yo Mamma jokes!
"Sir, she is as the factory made her"
"well they should have stopped making her about half way through."
LOL, I fuckin' love Bender.
Absolute savage. He's great.
I'm gonna remember that one for those people who say "I'm as God made Me."
That guy was blocking bender’s view, fyi.
"Hurry, I don't wanna die at the age of 25."
"Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I wouldn't worry about it!"
BENDER IS SAVAGE AS FUCK!
I don’t get it
@@finfog4590 She's 30.
@@yarpenzigrin1893 ah, ok
This is the best one 😂
@@yarpenzigrin1893 Ha! At least..!😉😅
I'm predicting "my dress! it's ruined!" "Honey, that dress was ruined the moment you put it on" as a high ranking savage insult
Was literally the last clip.
@@HeraldOfOpera yeah I typed this at the beginning just based off the title of the video
He said after watching the video
Sure ya did
He did, I was there when he did it. We predicted the insults before watching then did our homework together.
the fact that bender telling god to shut up is the third least savage insult in the show says so much about his character
The fact that you think telling somebody to shut up is a savage insult probably says something about how much you get out...
@@jennyjohn704It's more the fact that it was directed at god
@@Grane1234 exactly lol
"Walk into the light"
"Awe man do i have to WALK!?" xDDDD I love Bender
"I'd say don't quit your day job but you're terrible at that too" might actually be one i use in real life.
i will for sure .
because . . . like Bender and Dennis Leary . . . i'm an asshole .🤪
I started reading this comment right when it got to this insult in the video, how serendipitous
I would use "You know.. it's funny" "what?" "YOUR WEINER! AHAHAHAHAHA!"
Funny thing, John Dimaggio delivered a similar barb in the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
"I wouldn't quit your day job. Oops, you already did!"
The way he says *Oh NEXT* in that funeral will always be the funniest thing ever.
2:29
Top tier acting
I agree
LOUDEEER AND SADDEEER
the 5:15 truly is hilarious and deep at the same time
Bender jokes can be classified into 2 types:
-"Yo mama" and "in your pants" (or equivalents)
-An actualyl ironic roast that makes you laugh for eternity
actualyl
actualyl
also sarcasm, A LOT
Now that! Is! Irony!
After the initial shock in episode 1, his sass drive began working overtime.
Bender:”Bite my shiny metal ass!”
Fry:”It’s not that shiny.”
Bender:”Shinier than yours, meatbag!”
@@leociresi4292
Small potatoes compared to most of this stuff.
SAS drives are a thing
"I choose to not understand these signs" gets me every time.
It's literally the Futurama version of "that sign can't stop me because I can't read," from Arthur.
@@migueltoledo1884 I don't see any resemblance at all.
"Oh Wait you are Serious, let me laugh EVEN HARDER" best Line
I timed that perfectly when I read this
4:31
God bless John DiMaggio. The Voice of 1,000 characters. He's voiced soo many characters across tv and video games is amazing. I mean, he voiced: Bender from Futurama, Jake the Dog from Adventure Time, Rath from Ben 10, Joker from Batman Under the Red Hood and Death in the Family. He was Fu Dog from American Dragon, Spike the Dog from Tom and Jerry, he was Bobo Haha from Generator Rex, he was Marcus Fenix from the Gears of War games, he was Banshee the gunsmith in the Destiny games. He voiced the Brute Cheiftans in Halo 3. Schnitzel from Chowder....the list goes on and on.
Him and Phil Lamarr are all time greats. There’s a channel called Great Big Story (or something similar) that does short interviews with voice actors that’s really cool
Legend
I've literally never even heard of any of these
@CW Nicholas have you tried turning on the TV sometime
@@hughjass1976 no, I don't watch tv
Bender having no taste or empathy installed makes sense, but who decided to give robots the ability to be lazy?
Maybe he just has a broken motivator :)
Who decided to make Tinny Tim hungry?
If a robot only does half the work it's capable of, you sell twice as many units.
Laziness is a desire to perform as little effort as possible, which in many cases is a good thing for a robot to have because it can cause them to figure out how to do the work efficiently. Of course you have to be careful not to have them decide not to do the work at all.
It's a problem as old as computers: they don't always do what we want, just what we tell them.
probably a scheme by Mom to get people to buy more robots than required
“Honey, I wouldn’t talk about taste if I was wearing a like green tank top” is definitely the best. I’ve always found insulting someone’s physical appearance to be a bit cheap, but their fashion sense is like a knife to the heart.
Lime green
Bam!
The dying at 25 thing one kills me
It's not cheap if they intentionally destroyed themselves by piercing their septum or having duck lip injections. Those idiots are fair game.
You see she never wore it again 🤣
3:02 ‘Do a flip’ had me dying of laughter
I’m dead too 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Literally wheezing over that.
Inserts Ryan’s *WHEEZE*
"How would you feel if I flushed Fry down the toilet?"
"Only one way to find out." *puffs on cigar*
I don't know about the order here.
"The lobster equivalent of Fry," is pretty savage.
comparison insults are always a lot harder than direct insults
So he’s a…
…LOBSTER FRY!!!😎(Ba-dum tish!)
"Well, first I had to lift the seat!"
Always explain something with the finest details...
"that was the first annoyance, am I right men?"
4:12
No insult, Bender just be straight spittin facts XD
Making Leela wear that limegreen tanktop just to be able to make that joke still gets me 😂👌
"you so ugly, you cracked the Daily Mirror - IT'S A NEWSPAPER AHAHAHA!" Best line in the clip.
Lol! In the 90s The Daily Mirror was an important Sydney newspaper 📰 😅
If you have to explain the joke, you don't have a joke.
@@HeraldOfOpera or you're just to ignorant to get it.
@@HeraldOfOpera Generally if you have to explain a joke what you actually have is a moron.
@@HeraldOfOperasometimes when you’re building an OBNOXIOUS character you have them do OBNOXIOUS things that happen to also be funny…. Like explaining the punchline of a joke….?
4:33 I say this every chance I get
Almost once a day for me.
I feel honoured to have enjoyed this before it become a meme
Let’s go already will be my catchphrase when I’m in traffic 😁
"I choose to not understand these signs"
i love this quote
"Get a room you two!!"
"We're in a room."
"Well then lose some weight!"
I'm in tears lmao
I was at an independent wrestling show, and the announcer was trying to attach a suitcase to the ceiling lighting cables . It was pretty high up, and as he reached up and balanced, wobbling a little.
I yelled "Do a flip!".
The crowd laughed and the guy put his head down on the top rung and banging his fist from laughter .
:) Good show.
But my favourite quote is the "Oh you're serious" one. Always cracks me up.
That is hilarious!!! 😂😂😂❤
I'll add one more to the pile.
Petunia: "Die young and leave a pretty corpse, that's what I say."
Bender: "You should say something else."
4:45 is so slept on💀💀
I love his funeral scene, golden
"Your best is an idiot" is so nonsensical a comeback that it's fantastic.
"Deaar lord,-"
"UUGGHH NEXT!!:
3:06 "Do a flip" 😭 probably my favorite part
Alternative Title: Bender Insults but they get better and better.
na, do a flip was better than pointing out leelas eye. you gotta go for the less predictable things for it to be funny
Alternative alternative title: "Bender insults, but they get increasingly painfully hilarious, and Bender is great. Also; he's Bender, so screw you, and shiny metal ass or something! I don't know, work it out yourselves, meatbags. Where the hookers at?"
6:49 honey that thing was ruined the minute it went on you! 🤣
One day we will look back at this and laugh. 0.5 seconds later hahaha
😈😂😈😂😈
-"we're trying our best"
-"your best is an idiot!" xd I'm keeping that one
3:37, still one of the best insults in Futurama 😅. The fact they amimated Leela in that colour just so Bender could say that is the reason why it is an elite tier cartoon 😂😂
Bender was always so hard on Leela, I know he cares for her but his burns always hit home.
Well, she did say that she liked his in-your-face attitude.
DO A FLIP
Gets me every time
2:31 😂😂😂
I’ve tried impersonating this so many times lol
*AUGH NEXT!!! 🙄*
When he smokes that hippy with the brick 😂. Actually that whole scene including the Professor’s interaction with them is maybe my favorite of the whole series
I wonder how many takes that sound of pain took .
You can't OWN property, man
*I* can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie
@@CMStrawbridgebahaha
2:15 Really loved Bender's laugh! 😅😂
It’s contagious 😂😂😂
@@elijahlivingston9477 it sure is! 🤣🤣🤣
I feel that's the one that got him his Joker role in Batman Under the Red Hood
@CamDempsey-lq1nr probably if nothing else.
5:51
“Don’t show any reaction to his appearance”
Bender preceding to do. . .
2:15 Bender's Sigma Evil Laugh
1:06 I love how Bender’s mouth activated no_clip, truly one of the moments ever
"Bender! How could you flush Nibbler down the toilet?!" "Well, step one: I had to LIFT THE SEAT. That was the first little anoyance. Am I right, men?" .... Precious!
These are gold. I had forgotten how savage Bender was.
1:20
Amy: *starts crying*
Captions: [Laughter]
"Do a flip"
“I choose to not understand these signs.” Underrated line 🤣
1:26 CLAM IT LOBSTER 😂😂😂😂
Literally one of the best characters ever created 🤣
"I wouldn't talk about taste. Wearing that lime green tank top."
"Bam"
0:57 One of the best.
“I’M GONNA JUMP!”
“Do a flip!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:39 honest benders waste disposal services
500 DOLLARS?? That's a ripoff! Professor, I'll take care of thar toxic waste for you for 499 dollars and 100 cents!
0:53 It feels like a glitch in reality that Bender actually says "I'm sorry" in all apparent sincerity 😂
"We're trying our best!"
"Well your best is an idiot." - Bender
That's gold!
2:36 my fave burn
My favorite 😂😂
"Oh wait you're serious? Lemme laugh even harder"
This show will never be bad.
Well...
"one cantaloupe sized bloodshot eye" Gold
Leela's eye is more of the size of a tennis ball.
0:31 the internet has ruined me
SUS
I cant believe i forgot how ruthless Bender was 😂😂
I'm pretty sure hitting a guy with a brick to set up a punch line is the most savage.
"You know, it's funny..."
"What?"
"...your wiener!!"
- I'll never get tired of this!
I remember seeing this clip in the trailer for Benders big score on my simpsons movie dvd as a kid I think lol
One of my favorites 😂
You have a tattoo of me on your butt?! It's like looking into a smelly mirror
"How would you feel if I flushed Fry down a toilet?"
*"Only one way to find out."*
I like how Fry’s like “wait what are we gettin hooked into”
“Your best is an idiot!”
"Hey. What's this fat ugly thing? A frog? a toad? Or yo mama?"
That killed me.
What an amazing cast.
Bender apologizing is the most wholesome thing in the show.
0:08 “Classic”
4:30 My favorite Futurama Bender moment.
Hermes: I'm gonna jump
Bender: do a flip
Was hilarious
5:45 My fav hahah
Agree
One of my favorite moments from Bender is not an insult, but a scene where _he_ is the camera, and it's from the episode "Neutopia".
Bender: "Stop _actually_ washing the ship and play with the sponges!"
Leela: "But the ship is dirty."
Bender: "Eh, whatever. I ran out of film an hour ago."
0:19 and Bender says he doesn't have free will
Of course he would say that. It's not like his programming gives him a choice.
"Hey I don't preach to you when you're laying stoned in the gutter."
"Shut up God!"
"Okay then we won't eat you."
"Do a flip!"
And finally:
"Bite my shiny metal ass!"
“I hope that’s vanishing cream cause that needs to go away”
I fucking love that line more then anything.
The insults are instantly made 100x funnier when he follows up with a quip such as "I still got it" or "that's what I'm talkin' about" and then puffs on a cigar like a GIGACHAD!
Lol he was a propa alpha old school type dude.
"Do a flip" always gets me.
2:49 Ayo, what? I'm older than Leela?!
By about a thousand years
“They shoulda stopped making her about halfway through” LMAO
1:02 “a frog, a toad, or yo momma” 😭😭
Bender became Tybrone
Oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder!
Best joke I've ever heard on TV.
"I'm gonna jump!" Bender "DO A FLIP!" LOL
"Sir, she is as the factory made her"
"Well then they shoulda stopped making her about halfway through"
SAVAGE AS FUCK
04:46 - LOL 😂😂😂😂
Hermes: I'm gonna jump
Bender: do a flip
Will forever be one of my favorites savage moments
0:37 Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head Get out of my head
0 days without amogus
Amongus.
Hermes:IM GONNA JUMP!
Crew: NO DONT!!
Bender: DO A FLIP!!!!
My top 3 favorite
DO A FLIP 😂 will forever be the best comedy line ever
Thank you for uploading ❤
"I'M GONNA JUMP!"
Everyone: NOOOO! DON'T DO IT!
Bender: Do a flip!
3:02 "DO A FLIP!" 😂
Benders laugh is pure gold