Jokes that makes Futurama a Unique Show

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  • @AxeloftheKey
    @AxeloftheKey Před 7 měsíci +3472

    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" This joke is inherently one of the best science jokes I've ever heard. Never get tired of it.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 Před 4 měsíci +68

      I’ve never understood why this was so funny. Like I get that you can’t measure things on a subatomic level because measuring it will inherently interfere with it and mess up the accuracy of the reading, that’s the big thing everybody knows about quantum physics. Is there more to the joke than that?

    • @tommeliusbthaprofit6157
      @tommeliusbthaprofit6157 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@WhiteKnuckleRide512Schrodinger's cat, I guess? That by checking the outcome you're affecting it
      I've never gotten why Schrodinger's cat works tho tbh, I skipped Physics and austrians are fucking weird. Bringing cat murder into science getouttahereman

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 Před 4 měsíci +136

      @@WhiteKnuckleRide512 Yes, that's essentially it. A somewhat complex, somewhat simple joke because not everybody reads into quantum physics.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 Před 4 měsíci +18

      @@normanmai7865 Strange. I mean it’s a good joke, I just don’t know why everybody names it as THE best or smartest joke in the show.

    • @user-qx1hb4yi3r
      @user-qx1hb4yi3r Před 4 měsíci +27

      @@WhiteKnuckleRide512 The same reason people say "To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty." Replace R&M with every joke related to science.

  • @that.guy11
    @that.guy11 Před rokem +7256

    One of my favourites that didn’t make this video;
    “Well, I’m off to my night job”
    “You have a night job?”
    “Yep. It’s exhausting, but I need the money to buy coffee so I can stay awake for my night job”

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 Před rokem +8898

    the fact that Fry had a 2.25 percent interest rate on his bank account and it was permanently locked in, and that he had no annual fees is what pisses me off the most

    • @miaugato93
      @miaugato93 Před rokem +558

      Commission free accounts do exist, but usually they don't have interest at all. So yea, this is a continuity error

    • @theduke7539
      @theduke7539 Před rokem +1084

      @@miaugato93 I mean, it was 1999, and the accounts people had back then gave stupid rates

    • @123darkelf
      @123darkelf Před rokem +380

      Yeah, honestly given that it makes Fry’s reaction incredibly appropriate.

    • @kman9884
      @kman9884 Před rokem +183

      Y’all have fees?

    • @JackFoxtrotEDM
      @JackFoxtrotEDM Před rokem +469

      Those billions of dollars, considering inflation over a thousand years, is probably the price of a bag of chips. Which is funny, it's not something I see anybody ever mention. It's no different than how back then, candy bars were a nickel, now they're a dollar or more.

  • @entity5279
    @entity5279 Před rokem +4101

    "what did we just blow up?"
    "the hubble telescope"
    this joke has gotten me for years i swear

    • @theorangeoof926
      @theorangeoof926 Před rokem +71

      Damn, Hubble still exists after all this time.

    • @kingakimoto69
      @kingakimoto69 Před rokem +106

      STOP EXPLODING YOU COWARDS!!
      Still gets me everytime when Zap says that line

    • @NotAGhost1
      @NotAGhost1 Před rokem +65

      My strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it, we fly directly into the enemy death cannons clogging them with wreckage

    • @83julio15
      @83julio15 Před rokem

      I want the reaction of a astronomer....

    • @xxMpEGxx
      @xxMpEGxx Před rokem +5

      But whats funny about it? 😅

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před rokem +7903

    "No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!"

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 Před rokem +553

      Hehehe, classic Quantum observer humor.

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 Před rokem +538

      The thing that makes that joke so brilliant is that, even if you don’t get the ACTUAL joke, it still works.

    • @morph-ONE
      @morph-ONE Před rokem +74

      You beat me to the comment. Nerds get it but the lame still find it funny as well

    • @renownedbandanawearer1345
      @renownedbandanawearer1345 Před rokem +81

      @@aaronstark5060 How does the joke work for people who don’t know about the observer effect?

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 Před rokem +261

      @@renownedbandanawearer1345
      Because it seems like the professor is protesting that they made a different decision by looking at the replay.

  • @brainstorm623
    @brainstorm623 Před rokem +8849

    "I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!" "You've got a degree in baloney!"
    Literally never gets old.

    • @mozxz
      @mozxz Před rokem +168

      and its true.

    • @SomeRandomJackAss
      @SomeRandomJackAss Před rokem +51

      My favorite part is his little “Hm.”

    • @hooloovoo436
      @hooloovoo436 Před rokem +136

      thats my home school babyyy!! evergreen state college, handing out degrees in baloney since the 60s

    • @Leonidas-nu3jp
      @Leonidas-nu3jp Před rokem +38

      As an Evergreen Alum can confirm.

    • @drunkengibberish1143
      @drunkengibberish1143 Před rokem +100

      That’s literally saying: “I’ve learned to pretend something is medicine exploit the placebo effect.”

  • @tsptcod
    @tsptcod Před rokem +2217

    My favourite line not in this is when their spaceship goes underwater and when asked "What pressure can she hold" professer says "Well it is a spaceship, so any where between 1-0 Atmosphers." Cracks me up.

    • @RandomGuyOnYoutube601
      @RandomGuyOnYoutube601 Před rokem +137

      It's funny becouse it's true. I also like the antipressure pill joke from that episode.

    • @hustla818
      @hustla818 Před rokem +101

      ​@@RandomGuyOnCZcams601 good news! It's a suppository

    • @glennheth3472
      @glennheth3472 Před rokem +64

      This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository...

    • @toobig7150
      @toobig7150 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Well this aged like wine

    • @bradleywalker8642
      @bradleywalker8642 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Even more relevant now...

  • @MrShs812
    @MrShs812 Před rokem +2272

    1:12 I’ve always loved how Fry was perfectly happy with 93¢ and then the teller continues

    • @JustKrin
      @JustKrin Před 10 měsíci

      Because they only needed like 50 cents to get Bender out of prison. The rest was for blackjack and hookers

    • @pauldog
      @pauldog Před 10 měsíci +108

      In 1999 93¢ was nothing. These days not being in debt is an accomplishment. In the Futurama timeline I imagine it's unfathomable!

    • @BeanBeno
      @BeanBeno Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@pauldog I havent watched the show in ages but is there no inflation? was it ever adressed?

    • @pauldog
      @pauldog Před 10 měsíci +16

      @@BeanBeno not to my memory. It was considered an extreme amount of money

    • @thehappyloaf
      @thehappyloaf Před 10 měsíci +35

      @@pauldog Does that mean Fry is a billionaire? Is that why he is frothing?

  • @wildjonesey
    @wildjonesey Před rokem +6026

    “It can do other things, why shouldn’t it!?” Gets me every time

    • @41-Haiku
      @41-Haiku Před rokem +191

      So defensive, lol

    • @theregenedmoogles741
      @theregenedmoogles741 Před rokem +11

      That made me smile so wide. 😊

    • @DrLoverLover
      @DrLoverLover Před rokem +5

      Why?

    • @Unknown-wi4ku
      @Unknown-wi4ku Před rokem +164

      @@DrLoverLover Typically it's done when writers are being lazy and they just want to reuse something they already have made. It's not the case in this scene because Futurama is self aware. The professor is doing a minor fourth wall break here by anticipating fan outcry over reusing a machine. He is saying this to the audience as well, not just Fry.

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias Před rokem

      @@Unknown-wi4ku As a kid, it cracked me up because of the instant defense. As an adult it cracks me up because everything I make and design has to be multifunctional. "Its not just an entertainment center that I made from scratch from raw hardwood worth 2k its also my PC and the cable box."

  • @hkoizumi3134
    @hkoizumi3134 Před rokem +1011

    "You are technically correct, the best kind of correct."
    I use this phrase now. Thanks Futurama

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +21

      here is another one in case you ever have to silence a room full of squabbling scientists: "pi is exactly 3"

    • @miimiibeschde4818
      @miimiibeschde4818 Před 5 měsíci

      I use technically in my normal vocabulary

    • @SamyDeluxeFan1993
      @SamyDeluxeFan1993 Před 5 měsíci +2

      it's been a meme for so many years

    • @user-hj9dh6cx9o
      @user-hj9dh6cx9o Před 5 měsíci

      Favorite episode 😁
      I'm bender please insert girder !

  • @Jake-rv8td
    @Jake-rv8td Před rokem +4817

    I could hear the "Matter Compressor" bit a hundred times, and it would still make me chuckle. It's so stupid, but the delivery is on point.

    • @jimmyz2684
      @jimmyz2684 Před rokem +168

      Leela’s groan is the perfect cherry

    • @ethribin4188
      @ethribin4188 Před rokem +71

      Is the updog meme before the updog meme

    • @coool20
      @coool20 Před rokem +67

      @@ethribin4188 updog was a meme well before the word meme entered the vernacular. I don't remember the exact first time I heard it but it was well before 2005. I want to say as far back as 99? My memories not great

    • @david2869
      @david2869 Před rokem +25

      It makes fun of both the professor's bad hearing and Fry being an idiot!

    • @JoshSmith-sr6ks
      @JoshSmith-sr6ks Před rokem

      @@coool20 hell, 94

  • @TurboMMaster
    @TurboMMaster Před rokem +5541

    "I know, I was deliberately describing a similar situation." Joke works on so many levels. You expect it to be another "Fry didn't fully adapt into future" joke, yet it's suprisingly eloquent Fry still failing to communicate.

    • @ryanm.191
      @ryanm.191 Před rokem +267

      It’s a joke layered three times, it’s so genius, exactly as you said it sounded like he hasn’t adapted when he has, and that lassie is on display in the louvre, and a joke on characters often having to explain a joke in a ‘but thing is thing anymore’

    • @Ryan-ij3ge
      @Ryan-ij3ge Před rokem +4

      @@ryanm.191 Lassie not Nessie

    • @ryanm.191
      @ryanm.191 Před rokem +6

      @@Ryan-ij3ge oh Yh lemme fix that

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 Před rokem +133

      It also highlights how the other characters think of Fry. Amy assumes that Fry doesn't know that Lassie is on display in the Louvre, because why would he? He's ignorant about so many other things. And we, the audience, would probably assume the same thing. Then it turns out that he actually does know about Lassie, subverting the audience' expectations on yet another level.

    • @iidoyila
      @iidoyila Před rokem +15

      okay , it can do other things , why shouldn't it

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop Před rokem +427

    “ There’s also a lot of drugs in there”
    Such an underrated punchline.

  • @PantaroParatroopa
    @PantaroParatroopa Před rokem +1893

    For reference sake, Bender's serial number is 952^3 + -951^3. Flexo's serial number is 119^3 + 119^3.

    • @jimstan1795
      @jimstan1795 Před rokem +134

      Is it M?

    • @kyrroti9921
      @kyrroti9921 Před rokem +331

      @@jimstan1795 Yes, the number I was thinking of was the letter M

    • @NefastusJones
      @NefastusJones Před rokem +43

      Now do that compound interesting Fry's 93 cents

    • @eatfruitsalad345
      @eatfruitsalad345 Před rokem +70

      such a clever joke only robots would get, loved this

    • @ryanm.191
      @ryanm.191 Před rokem +1

      Damn cool

  • @scooby45247
    @scooby45247 Před rokem +362

    "NO FAIR, you changed the results by measuring it."
    such a brilliant and underrated joke..

    • @OldCouches
      @OldCouches Před 7 měsíci +3

      Can you explain it to me I am not smart

    • @scooby45247
      @scooby45247 Před 7 měsíci +20

      @@OldCouches in physics, its called the observer effect.. its a fun rabbit hole if youre interested..

    • @guilhermefarias5255
      @guilhermefarias5255 Před 7 měsíci +7

      @@OldCouches it's the Schrodinger's Cat joke
      Measuring something, ain't observing, is an action that changes the physical properties of some particles

    • @Sheenifier
      @Sheenifier Před 4 měsíci +5

      It's so stupid how I know understand this joke now bc this isn't my profession I'm just on yt and watch a lot of tv

    • @connorjohnson8590
      @connorjohnson8590 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Basically, observing an electron using our current instruments changes how it behaves. When it’s unobserved, it acts like it’s still, and when it’s observed, it moves.

  • @tuxedotservo
    @tuxedotservo Před rokem +1552

    "He's opening our minds to new ideas... KILL HIM!"
    That seems accurate.
    😆🤣

    • @Momoyue
      @Momoyue Před rokem +17

      Why this is not a meme is beyond me? XD

    • @Skaypegote
      @Skaypegote Před rokem +17

      @@Momoyue It was, for 4 year. We just called it Mr. president back then

    • @FutureMan420Blazer
      @FutureMan420Blazer Před rokem +5

      @@Skaypegote wut

    • @MadnessIncVP
      @MadnessIncVP Před rokem +3

      @@FutureMan420Blazer Trump. Granted, he was a bad meme.

    • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
      @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 Před rokem +4

      @@MadnessIncVP that doesn't make sense, Donald didn't open people up to new ideas

  • @Rlyeh_The_Dead
    @Rlyeh_The_Dead Před rokem +979

    I always loved the line "I am a man with no name... Zapp Brannigan, at your service."
    Or "you can't give up hope just because it's hopeless!"
    This show was the best at wordplay

    • @gamesmastertobi29
      @gamesmastertobi29 Před 10 měsíci +41

      My favorite was.
      Zapp: So we’re trapped like a fish in a barrel.
      Nixon: Suggestions?
      Zapp: My instinct is to hide in this barrel like the wiley fish.

    • @snobbingas189
      @snobbingas189 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Zapp is an ingenious character with great lines!

    • @FrankDux-uo7ig
      @FrankDux-uo7ig Před 9 měsíci +7

      You forgot one thing. Rock. crushes. scissors. But scissors cut paper? And paper covers rock!? Kif…….. we have a conundrum.

    • @gamesmastertobi29
      @gamesmastertobi29 Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@FrankDux-uo7ig Kiifff, if there’s one thing I don’t need right now it’s your “I don’t think that’s wise” attitude.

    • @FrankDux-uo7ig
      @FrankDux-uo7ig Před 9 měsíci +11

      @@gamesmastertobi29 what makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold?… power!? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?

  • @jamesblackburn8110
    @jamesblackburn8110 Před rokem +1224

    The delivery of "you've got a degree in baloney" always made me laugh out loud

    • @archkdavis27
      @archkdavis27 Před rokem +34

      I like how the degree is from evergreen state college.

    • @marcomola1906
      @marcomola1906 Před rokem

      Why?

    • @alexandercullen1707
      @alexandercullen1707 Před rokem +30

      @@marcomola1906 recent controversies have made the university’s reputation suffer. They produce a lot of social sciences students who have baloney degrees

    • @marcomola1906
      @marcomola1906 Před rokem +2

      @@alexandercullen1707 Thank you

    • @alexmartinez5859
      @alexmartinez5859 Před rokem +21

      Evergreen is also Matt Groening’s alma mater.

  • @obscurelobster
    @obscurelobster Před rokem +409

    As someone who works in engineering and programming the 2 dings jokes is the most hilarious realistic thing ever. All of our internal signaling methodologies are so hilariously incomprehensible while simultaneously being hyper-functional.
    The professor’s is a quite relatable madness.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +27

      the moment when you have learned the entire library of bios beep codes.

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness Před 10 měsíci +12

      I am always confused at the final series of beeps when Fry just assumes it must be the correct signal without asking the professor.

  • @zlozlozlo
    @zlozlozlo Před rokem +630

    "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct." This is so weird. I was just thinking about this line earlier today.

    • @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn
      @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn Před rokem +5

      because people use it on reddit trying to get internet points by referencing 90s/2000s shows
      #facts

    • @zlozlozlo
      @zlozlozlo Před rokem +1

      @@huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn I haven't been on reddit in months.

    • @hustla818
      @hustla818 Před rokem +2

      Every time I say you're technically correct, I can't help myself but think of this line

    • @adamazzalino5247
      @adamazzalino5247 Před rokem

      I say it all the time lol

    • @itsdannyziahmemer7817
      @itsdannyziahmemer7817 Před rokem

      Um actually you were thinking of the last time you thought of the joke not the actual joke which means your technically correct

  • @bijibadness
    @bijibadness Před 10 měsíci +148

    3:53 okay. so what I love about this show in its prime was that its sci-fi explanations for common TV Tropes (in this case ghosts) were frequently _way_ more ridiculous and outlandish than the original tropes themselves. it was like "no, ghosts are ridiculous. here is this WAY more ridiculous, way-out-there sci-fi explanation".
    I think a lot of the writers were not only _intense_ sci-fi nerds but also mathematicians and Oxford Graduates. and it shows. it showed in the show. Season 3 is pretty much perfect.

    • @maxnovakovics2568
      @maxnovakovics2568 Před 9 měsíci +8

      Didn't they invent (or coin/discover, w/e) a new fundamental equation?
      The episode where they're body-swapping with the heads of Richard Nixon and the Harlem Globetrotters I think.

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 Před 2 měsíci

      Like the seance the professor held with the mechanical goat and everything

  • @Electric0eye
    @Electric0eye Před rokem +761

    Futurama is great because there's all these little clever, well researched jokes and details throughout every episode that're easy to miss, but also if you just turn your brain off you'll still get some laughs too

    • @jon6car
      @jon6car Před rokem +77

      The episode with the brain switching actually created its own new theorem for the sake of a joke. Now that's commitment to comedy.

    • @Sir_Psych
      @Sir_Psych Před rokem +19

      That's what makes this my favorite show. It never lingers on a joke and it never puts it in your face (original run, anyways). I apply this brand of humour to my day to day life and it mostly confuses people until they know me better

    • @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179
      @gaetanodepaola2ndchannel179 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@Sir_Psych well dang, now I wanna be your friend. I love this kind of comedy.

    • @imakerbadcontentrbad8664
      @imakerbadcontentrbad8664 Před 10 měsíci +3

      Like putting too much air in a balloon!

    • @nneykobar_hali
      @nneykobar_hali Před měsícem +1

      ​@@Sir_Psych agree with that other guy.
      Being your friend seems great fun.
      I am trying to implemet similar kind of comedy in my life too.
      I am just somewhat more absurd , and still trying to kill of temtation to explain stuff.
      Shortly , you achived things i strive to , but it is somewhat hard. The best way it can be.
      This thought spireled out of controll.
      Love it.
      Where was u?

  • @pioneer_1148
    @pioneer_1148 Před rokem +1017

    One of my all time favourite quips is "In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious"

    • @LugborG
      @LugborG Před rokem +68

      Terry Pratchett? Sounds like one of his footnotes.

    • @Gogoglovitch
      @Gogoglovitch Před rokem +50

      @@LugborGThat's right! It's from Lords and Ladies, when one of the elves opens a box containing Greebo.

    • @heartysquid
      @heartysquid Před rokem +8

      Want some? It's made from apples...well mostly apples.

    • @Alizudo
      @Alizudo Před rokem +2

      Even though you could also just shake the box and also get an answer based on the cats response (or lack thereof).

    • @mephostopheles3752
      @mephostopheles3752 Před rokem +12

      @@Alizudo That itself is observing the cat, which collapses the quantum wave function in the same way that looking at the cat does.

  • @erthwermmusic
    @erthwermmusic Před rokem +111

    I love watching the scene where Fry is protesting to get his dead dog back and he has a crowd with him:
    WHAT DO WE WANT?
    FRY'S DOG!
    WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
    FRY'S DOG!
    Always gets me

  • @Rpodnee
    @Rpodnee Před rokem +71

    "It can do other things! Why shouldn't it?!" That line kills me everytime haha

  • @ethanmarquardt2760
    @ethanmarquardt2760 Před rokem +430

    It's got the best combo of stupid jokes like the matter compressor, and smart jokes like schrodingers cat

    • @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn
      @huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhn Před rokem +15

      I love how the Professor is both the smartest but also the most ignorant and sometimes even the silliest, all combined

  • @flowertrue
    @flowertrue Před rokem +766

    Even though I've seen it many times over the years, I still laugh at that Urectum joke. I guess I'm still pretty immature.

    • @DimkaTsv
      @DimkaTsv Před rokem +17

      Sadly this one is butchered on any sort of translation. And i only got it after few times when watched with original language

    • @graphite7898
      @graphite7898 Před rokem +58

      @@DimkaTsv Lost in translation as nearly all puns and play on words are when translated.
      It's so sad when it happens, though sometimes there are great translations that make a pun in the translated language that is equivalent.

    • @aztarot
      @aztarot Před rokem +13

      ​@@DimkaTsv well, in spanish surprisingly still works.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před rokem +6

      I don't think that's immature. It's not only funny because "haha body parts", it's a genuinely clever joke 😆

    • @bobkerr2755
      @bobkerr2755 Před rokem +2

      Fast approaching 40 and it's still funny

  • @krone3286
    @krone3286 Před rokem +519

    lol my high school math teacher used 1:08 as an intro problem to learn how to calculate interest rates over time and bleeped out the end amount. She though I was a genius cause I knew the answer in less than a second 😂

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios Před rokem +58

      Pulling a Gauss on her by not calculating the answer the intended way and instead finding a shortcut.

    • @emberfist8347
      @emberfist8347 Před rokem +7

      My teacher did the same but she didn’t see the show.

    • @Gamepainter
      @Gamepainter Před rokem +22

      #thathappened

    • @celestialtree8602
      @celestialtree8602 Před rokem +2

      @@Gamepainter Using cartoon clips to illustrate principles while teaching isn't that far-fetched. The economics class I'm taking used multiple Simpsons clips.
      Remembering a random number from a piece of media you like isn't that far-fetched. People remember weird things sometimes. Like how I can remember the "giasfelfebrehber" from that one puzzle in Deltarune: Chapter Two despite not putting any effort in to memorize it.
      How is putting the two together so exceedingly unlikely?

    • @dopaminecloud
      @dopaminecloud Před 9 měsíci

      @@celestialtree8602 because it could make people find you interesting online and everything interesting is fake because people are out to get me

  • @supersnow17
    @supersnow17 Před rokem +113

    1:00 might be one of the funniest jokes in the entire show, just the line delivery alone makes me laugh to this day.

  • @jonothanthrace1530
    @jonothanthrace1530 Před rokem +92

    My favorite part of the Fry's Bank Account bit is that the banker apparently has to calculate his interest manually.

    • @simonwillover4175
      @simonwillover4175 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Someone learned long ago to avoid having the computer avoid recalculating account balances every day in order to save 99% of its energy use.

  • @yanec2501
    @yanec2501 Před rokem +160

    The thing that made this show so good was the authentic jokes. They had a great mix of subtle jokes and forced jokes.
    And it also helps that they made amazing characters.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Před rokem +5

      sincerely, many Futurama chapters feels like when Homer Simpson went to university. THAT level of humor, wich I love

  • @pandamilkshake
    @pandamilkshake Před rokem +201

    "They renamed Uranus"
    "What's it called now?"
    "Urectum"
    Cracks me up every time 😂

  • @colelantz1743
    @colelantz1743 Před rokem +168

    Mars ranch size is one of those well researched jokes. Mars has a surface area of 35.78 billion acres. So they own entire Western Hemisphere and 10 million acres into the Eastern hemisphere

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před rokem +10

      @Choas_Lord_512 It is simple maths. The sad thing is that most shows will not out in even that little effort.
      There are even writers who are proud of not being able to do simple calculations or look up scientifically established facts.
      So this makes Futurama "well researched". Not only that, it is probably the most well-researched show in existence. All for its cheap throw-away jokes.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před rokem +7

      @Choas_Lord_512 Name any show that is better researched. I'll be waiting.
      It's not me who set the bar so low.

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před rokem +5

      @Choas_Lord_512 Your claim is that Futurama is not the most well researched show in existence. Which one is better researched, then?

    • @lucash741
      @lucash741 Před rokem +7

      A simple Google search like this show wasn't made 20 years ago

    • @davidwuhrer6704
      @davidwuhrer6704 Před rokem +7

      @@lucash741 Can't trust Google. They consulted the Old Farmer's Wikipedia.
      The surface size of Mars is just a number you can look up, but they also put lots of mathematical jokes in the show, like the Taxi cab number in one of the clips of this video, and lots of cultural references that span generations. They even developed the Futurama theorem to resolve the plot of The Prisoner of Benda. The Mathologer has a video about how other shows simply side-stepped the exact same problem or cheated.

  • @morph-ONE
    @morph-ONE Před rokem +394

    No fair you change the outcome by measuring it is actually the smartest thing that I’ve ever heard in an animation

    • @malibustacys80085
      @malibustacys80085 Před rokem +43

      yeah it had some clever scientific writing. I always say it is like Rick and Morty, but for smart people.

    • @flingage
      @flingage Před rokem +57

      @@malibustacys80085
      Futurama is for smart people who are also totally willing to laugh at dumb jokes _and_ smart jokes.
      I'm still not sure what Rick & Morty is, because Morty's voice in the first 30 seconds made me instantly hate the show.
      Probably not a fair assessment, but goddamn he's more whiney than Luke complaining to Uncle Owen.

    • @malibustacys80085
      @malibustacys80085 Před rokem +8

      @@flingage I agree on the first Part. Dumb jokes are funny sometimes.
      I don't care about the voices. I only See a dislikeable Charakter in Rick. I stopped watching it after season two. They seem to take the easy way in writing.

    • @kman9884
      @kman9884 Před rokem

      @@flingage It’s ok. Roiland is a pedo so you never have to worry about Rick and Morty ever again.

    • @cathal7537
      @cathal7537 Před rokem +23

      @@malibustacys80085 Saying this show I like is x for smart people is completely obnoxious

  • @Whitedudeabove
    @Whitedudeabove Před rokem +100

    "You are technically correct. The best kind of correct"
    My favorite line

  • @Taterzz
    @Taterzz Před rokem +55

    the best joke that never fails to make me laugh is when fry pushes the launch button and misses. "oops."

  • @pietro93vit
    @pietro93vit Před rokem +53

    4:30 the best joke of the entire show, imo

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 Před rokem +310

    "I just turbo charged the ship's Matter Compressor."
    "What's the Matter Compressor?"
    "Nothing's the matter, Fry. Now that I turbo charged the Matter Compressor."

    • @lewisleslie2821
      @lewisleslie2821 Před rokem +46

      Also my favourite joke. The wordplay with the Professor’s selective hearing is hysterical

    • @everadept
      @everadept Před rokem

      @@lewisleslie2821 isn't it a "whats up Doc" joke

    • @KM-uo9zc
      @KM-uo9zc Před 9 měsíci

      It's like what's the matters professor?

  • @castiolare
    @castiolare Před 10 měsíci +17

    "I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse, I asked you to get busy!" I love that line so much

  • @declanhandley-byrne4335
    @declanhandley-byrne4335 Před rokem +24

    Futurama's writing staff had a number of physicists, they deserve Nobel Prizes in both Science and Literature

  • @AlastairjCarruthers
    @AlastairjCarruthers Před rokem +43

    That quantum finish joke at the end is probably my favorite joke in all of Futurama 😂

  • @Lattrodon
    @Lattrodon Před rokem +27

    4:55 okay that one was actually really funny

  • @Golinth
    @Golinth Před rokem +13

    My favorite by far is the second to last one. The professor’s head shake is just perfect

  • @zachrobledo2252
    @zachrobledo2252 Před rokem +22

    “The machine can do other things, why shouldn’t it???” He’s so offended😂

  • @Helladamnleet
    @Helladamnleet Před rokem +61

    1:20 I'd like to point out that it really would be about $4.3 billion

    • @ultimateace1854
      @ultimateace1854 Před rokem +5

      They said billion

    • @AndrewJohnson-ny5nx
      @AndrewJohnson-ny5nx Před rokem +6

      Yep, 0.93×(1.0225)^1000 comes out to around 4.28 billion dollars

    • @TrueThanny
      @TrueThanny Před rokem +5

      @@ultimateace1854 You read that comment incorrectly. It didn't say "would really", which indicates a correction. It said "really would", which indicates a confirmation.

    • @ultimateace1854
      @ultimateace1854 Před rokem +1

      @@TrueThanny I see, my apologies, I read it wrong

  • @FatherPun
    @FatherPun Před rokem +63

    Futurama is a timeless masterpiece. I have fallen asleep to it every night for LITERALLY the past 15 years. 😴🤣

    • @hustla818
      @hustla818 Před rokem +7

      Me too. I have to have the TV on to fall asleep, and it's always either futurama playing or the simpsons

    • @FrankDux-uo7ig
      @FrankDux-uo7ig Před 9 měsíci

      Me too since the DVDs. Waking up to space ship sounds

    • @zickennugget
      @zickennugget Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@hustla818me too! I normally have the simpsons playing when I am working on stuff and then I'll fall asleep to futurama

  • @JackFoxtrotEDM
    @JackFoxtrotEDM Před rokem +177

    I like how Fry was amazed by how much 93 cents became after a thousand years of inflation, but also knowing how inflation works those billions of dollars is probably the price of a bag of chips lmao

    • @GuitarSlayer136
      @GuitarSlayer136 Před rokem +18

      And here I am laughing at him being so jazzed that he has 93 cents.

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki Před rokem +6

      He only needed 50 cents.

    • @lhfirex
      @lhfirex Před rokem

      This comment actually shows how dumb Jack Foxtrot is.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před rokem +30

      @ChaosLord5129 What are you even talking about? 200 years ago someone earning 10k a year was in the top 0.1%, now they'd be on foodstamps. And wtf has self confidence have to do with anything he said?

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před rokem +20

      @ChaosLord5129 So you think that if you traveled 1000 years into the future and society had been stable enough that the bank you deposited money into is still in business.... inflation would not have happened?
      The bank still being in business, Fry's account still being active after 1000 years, capitalism even existing in 1000 years, and his money being worth more than a bag of chips are all more unbelievable than the inflation thing.
      But go ahead, explain why we're wrong instead of throwing insults around.

  • @acceleratingthesupernatural

    3:05 it's been so many years and I still lose my shit to this joke

  • @driftliketokyo34ftw35
    @driftliketokyo34ftw35 Před rokem +30

    4:12 Twitter moment

  • @Corkoth55
    @Corkoth55 Před rokem +14

    The change my mind joke at 3:28 was hilarious. Took me a second..

  • @jacksrandomadventures2769

    0:53 i like how Zapps monitor turns so he can look out the window also ..

  • @erinkipple1436
    @erinkipple1436 Před 9 měsíci +8

    Gotta give the person who made this props for how smooth the transitions were from scene to scene

  • @IvanTo88
    @IvanTo88 Před rokem +164

    Sadly, today Bender's Italian voice actor, Dario Penne, has died ☹ RIP.

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah Před rokem +17

      If he was half as good as John DiMaggio (who also coincidentally has an Italian name), then it is a great loss.

    • @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887
      @ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887 Před rokem +4

      @@chitlitlah his death shouldn't be less significant just because he isn't the original VA, that's inconsiderate

    • @chitlitlah
      @chitlitlah Před rokem +6

      @@ohmygodtheykilledkenny4887 I wasn't implying anything of that nature. The English dub wouldn't be the same without DiMaggio, and if the Italian voice actor is nearly as good, then the Italian dub won't be the same. I'm not familiar with the Italian dub so I have to say it conditionally.

    • @Symptomofsynesthesy
      @Symptomofsynesthesy Před rokem +1

      @@chitlitlah he was very very good. Just as an example, he was also the dubbed voice of Anthony Hopkins.

    • @hoozoohleague8264
      @hoozoohleague8264 Před rokem +1

      I don't believe it. At the end of his funeral he'll get up and yell IM BACK BABY

  • @Kwevin6659
    @Kwevin6659 Před rokem +15

    Small bit that amuses me is during the mothership reveal, Zaps screen turns to look out the window. Small thing, but shows how Zap's brain works, probably didn't even think to look out his own window and just watched through the scene.

  • @TheRossMadness
    @TheRossMadness Před rokem +12

    Holy cow. At 4:06 they reference "Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions". I didn't expect to see an 1800s satirical novel about the close mindedness of Victorian society to show up in this show.

  • @jamescrossland2599
    @jamescrossland2599 Před rokem +67

    Best comedy show EVER! It's smart, constantly hilarious and I NEVER tire of the reruns! Genius! ♥️❣️❤️🥰

  • @TwoTees14
    @TwoTees14 Před 6 měsíci +5

    This compilation highlights why Futurama is a brilliant cartoon. Growing up, no one spoke about it at school, but when I discovered it, I was hooked instantly. Every member of Planet Express is hilarious in their own right, but the writing for Bender, Fry and Leela is perfect and is something I still watch religiously 10 years after discovering it. The Matter Compressor joke is the pick of the lot, simple, but amazingly executed and still makes me laugh to this day❤

  • @geekhotel1785
    @geekhotel1785 Před 11 měsíci +8

    The translator bit is one of the best scenes in Futurama. Every single line somehow manages to be a joke

  • @eclipseeffigy
    @eclipseeffigy Před rokem +45

    That last one I didn't get when I first watched this show, but it's such a clever funny one 😂

  • @TheSh4dowgale
    @TheSh4dowgale Před rokem +13

    1:27 this fascinates me tbh

  • @emilymesch7537
    @emilymesch7537 Před rokem +10

    What's great about the "homeopathic medicine" joke is that the degree is apparently from Evergreen State College. Matt Groening went to Evergreen.

  • @EllieBergeron92
    @EllieBergeron92 Před rokem +8

    "You've changed the outcome by measuring it!" is a seriously good line.

  • @sipofsunkist9016
    @sipofsunkist9016 Před rokem +33

    4:50 smartest joke in a cartoon right there

  • @keilojr
    @keilojr Před rokem +54

    The Urectum joke gets me every time, clever writing and one of my fave series of all time

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 Před rokem +17

    So many great jokes from this show. My brothers and I still use them from time to time. One that wasn't shown here but that we use has to do with space exploration. With the discovery of planets that could have life or could theoretically support human life we have come to refer to those planets as "Space Earth." It was just a quick gag where Leela said, "You guys missed a great delivery to Space Earth." But it really stuck with us.

  • @rafaelallenblock
    @rafaelallenblock Před rokem +10

    03:00 Evergreen State College LMAO

  • @sunrose6372
    @sunrose6372 Před rokem +12

    I only started watching Futurama a couple years ago and I love it. It's such a great show and the humour is some, if not the best that I've seen in an adult cartoon

  • @TomFynn
    @TomFynn Před rokem +8

    “In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the
    cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat
    could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

  • @nikushim6665
    @nikushim6665 Před rokem +9

    @4:20 Edwin Abbott reference and yeah that's pretty much how that story went.

  • @ihavenoclevername8300
    @ihavenoclevername8300 Před rokem +3

    “Yes that sequence of words I said makes perfect sense”

  • @CGaboL
    @CGaboL Před rokem +13

    I love how Fry's brain melts upon learning his balance after interests haha

  • @Hiushisan
    @Hiushisan Před 10 měsíci +4

    "And Fry, you've got that brain thing."
    "I already did!"
    That whole bit was excellent, but that part specifically cracks me up every time.

  • @NeuralNetProcessor
    @NeuralNetProcessor Před rokem +7

    "Bureaucrat Conrad, you are _technically_ correct..the best kind of correct!"

  • @nicknic28292490
    @nicknic28292490 Před rokem +48

    You could pretty much throw every single joke in the series into this video.

    • @Mr2ops
      @Mr2ops Před rokem +1

      I mean at that point just watch the series

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Před rokem +11

    Reminder that the writing room of Futurama had several PhDs
    In fact, Ken Keeler (PhD in applied mathematics) actually came up with a mathematical theorem just for the show (s6e10 the prisoner of Benda).

  • @QuickAlbumReviews
    @QuickAlbumReviews Před rokem +8

    I would have added the scene "Kiff, get ready to take the blame. Wait for it, wait for it, now!"

  • @Phoenix8492
    @Phoenix8492 Před rokem +25

    2:59
    “I’ve got a degree in homeopathic medicine!”
    “You’ve got a degree in boloney!”
    (Yes I know how bologna is supposed to be spelled)

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před rokem +9

      Both bologna and baloney are acceptable spellings, and you managed to create some kind of hybrid of the two.

    • @Soxruleyanksdrool
      @Soxruleyanksdrool Před 5 měsíci

      Balogney?

  • @lacolem1
    @lacolem1 Před měsícem +1

    The Schrödinger cat jumping at the cop kills me😂

  • @mishaaskar
    @mishaaskar Před rokem +12

    2:50 killed me xd

  • @imgladiquitdestiny2401
    @imgladiquitdestiny2401 Před rokem +3

    “Magic. Got it.” Was literally the rest of my entire IB astrophysics class during senior year 😅

  • @WTF2BlueTiger
    @WTF2BlueTiger Před rokem +204

    The biggest joke about the compounding interest thing isnt that the math is wrong, but that the interest would in any universe be 2.5 % per year for a savings account.

    • @matthewheath7839
      @matthewheath7839 Před rokem

      I think about this everytime

    • @alexmontenegro9991
      @alexmontenegro9991 Před rokem +31

      The math isn't wrong though. Compounding interest over 1000 years would work out to about 4.3 bil.

    • @noti7510
      @noti7510 Před rokem +22

      also inflation over that time period would make it way less. well, I don't know how much less. but if we did, I bet we could graph the interest with the inflation to figure out . . . something.

    • @DarkSerris
      @DarkSerris Před rokem +7

      The math is right though

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 Před rokem +10

      Tell me again how "two and a quarter percent" equals 2.5%, I'm dying to know.

  • @KillerKeeton
    @KillerKeeton Před 4 měsíci +1

    So glad the schrodingers cat joke was in here, one of my favorite jokes of the series

  • @258thHiGuy
    @258thHiGuy Před 10 měsíci +4

    The matter compressor bit is honestly carried by how seamless the delivery is

  • @TheAdaoo7
    @TheAdaoo7 Před rokem +23

    "Ive got a degree in homeopathic medicine!"
    "You've got a degree in baloney"
    Will forever be killer
    Joke comes out of nowhere and swiftly leaves

  • @spider23000
    @spider23000 Před 9 dny +1

    The script writing on this show was absolute genius.

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 Před 9 měsíci +1

    “What’s the matter compressor” has stuck with me more than almost any other joke in the show. It’s just small and perfect

  • @ALightInTheAutumnRain
    @ALightInTheAutumnRain Před rokem +12

    4:45 Why is the professor disappointed that the machine finished analyzing so quickly? 😁

  • @Pravanul
    @Pravanul Před rokem +17

    The last one with the quantum physics joke kills me every time. Never gets old lmao

  • @supersaiyanzero386
    @supersaiyanzero386 Před 3 měsíci +1

    The uranus joke is one of the best jokes ever in TV. One of the jokes that got me into it.
    The programming and wiring lmao

  • @pdubs1408
    @pdubs1408 Před rokem +5

    This show is a national treasure. "Look what you did fry now she won't shut up" lmao

  • @SierraSierraFoxtrot
    @SierraSierraFoxtrot Před rokem +9

    The chandelier at 0:13 is shaped like the mothership from "Close Encounters".

  • @connorrobinson9548
    @connorrobinson9548 Před rokem +4

    That matter compressor is quite possibly the best joke I've ever heard.

  • @SentaiYamaneko
    @SentaiYamaneko Před 10 měsíci +2

    That last one? My high school chemistry teacher played it in class to help teach us about quantum mechanics, and about how light functions as both a particle and a wave until you measure it and it becomes one or the other. He often used The Simpsons and Futurama as teaching aids. He always told us 'these guys know what they're talking about'.

  • @Hiushisan
    @Hiushisan Před 10 měsíci +1

    "I don't know, I've got a lot of memories of my old place."
    Presses button in chest compartment.
    "And now they're gone!"
    The delivery is impeccable. The voice actors in this show are some of the greatest ever.

  • @Thrlta
    @Thrlta Před rokem +7

    1:42 an ISTJ's nightmare materalized in cartoon form:

  • @nikbol43below
    @nikbol43below Před rokem +6

    I love that I can recite all of these, word for word.

    • @korganrocks3995
      @korganrocks3995 Před rokem

      I love that I'd forgotten half of them; only a few more years before I can do a full rewatch and get surprised by the jokes all over again! 😉

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 Před 29 dny +1

    ''Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical fighting will get us nowhere.''

  • @NextToToddliness
    @NextToToddliness Před měsícem

    I love that Hubble Telescope joke, because it implies that the Hubble was not only armed, but capable of taking on Earth's defense forces. Futurama had the kind of jokes that were not only funny, but informed so much about the universe in which it's set. I can't stress how brilliant most of the writing was/is.

  • @fancytoxicsoda
    @fancytoxicsoda Před rokem +9

    Sweet Zombie Jesus, please bless this channel.

  • @CrazyzzzDudezzz
    @CrazyzzzDudezzz Před rokem +9

    You can hear Snake from the Simpsons in 2:10