the cow goes moo joke is actually funnier then you might realize because in the anchovy episode Amy offhandedly remarked that cows are extinct, so someone would have had to prove that cows do indeed go moo. I love that kind of continuity in futurama
such a genius show. you can be a complete newcomer to it and laugh at the jokes, but theres always deeper layers for those with scientific or in universe context for the references💯👏🏽
@@coreybrennan4831 that was specifically said when talking about extinct animals. Unless she said it twice, but ik she said it in A Fishful of Dollars after Fry said something like "prepare for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever ate" and Amy replied "I don't know, I've had cow"
@@unofficialgamer209 not necessarily even though the Finglonger does later show up for real it doesn’t necessarily mean Professor Farnsworth invented it. It could be that someone else made it and he was jealous and that why he asked what if he had been the one to invent it.
@@happypasta6 O… kay. But I’m pretty sure the joke is that creating the Finglonger is much easier than creating the What If Machine, but he was still able to invent the machine and not the Finglonger.
Getting knocked up from a one-night-stand the night after her fiance died would've been a big scandal back in the 50's, so Fry's grandmother probably lied and said that the child was Enos's.
For me, it's the slogan of this decade, last decade, the one before that, and the one before that... Hell, it's the slogan of my entire existence. This planet, and it's people are truly cruel, insane, monsters.
Amy's obscene tattoo in 1080p would be even more blurry, and 4K would be just pixelated. 8K would just be 4 pixels. Just to screw with the folks who got it for the better quality. 😄
@@shakeit995 I'd like to think of it like how old school video games look like crap on digital tvs. The magic of CRTs is that they blurred things that looked bad, making them look less bad.
@shakeit995 pretty sure theyre saying if theyd made the show when these higher definitions were available theyd have to make her tatoo even smaller to be illegible
@@shakeit995 Because the input has to have the information on what to show on these pixels. A 4K screen showing a 1080p video will just use more pixels to display one pixel
Eh we probably have good enough definition now. Just remember to set the quality on your videos to the highest possible level. I'm on a phone though so it doesn't work for me.
0:16 The Professor has a point. Even if you’re in a hurry, you shouldn't rush because it can lead to an accident, and if you try to fix the accident, it'll take longer than if you had just tried to get there slower.
For heavens gate. For those who don’t know or remember that is the group that committed mass suicide in San Diego thinking the passing comet was going to take them away. Side note: They tore the house down where it happened.
Reminds me of a joke from episode 1 that they censored after the original airing. "JFK Jr. International Airport" would be a funny throwaway referencing JFK airport, but in the future! but then JFK Jr. died in an airplane crash a few months later.
My dad was in that cult in the 70s. It was just another cherry picked christianity based cult repackaged with new age sci-fi and enlightenment themes. The leaders preached their own version of the imminent rapture. Basically they promised their followers that they would become angels in heaven, but called it becoming like aliens in a higher state of evolution. After over 20 years of waiting for it to happen, the remaining leader used the comet as a sign and said there was a spaceship hidden in the tail that they were supposed to board.
not even inflation just apple overpricing their products,THAT was supposed to be an exaggeration but now it can cost easily twice than what the "exaggeration" was
Crazy to think about a time when $500 was expensive for a phone. I know someone who spent 2k on a phone like it was nothing even though he had a perfectly fine phone. Wonder how expensive they'd be in 10 years and how much people would be willing to buy them for.
@@colorona8456so I’ve seen MULTIPLE comments like this from you!! Why are you SO annoyed about people quoting a video under the video (and you weren’t even correct in this situation!!) Why?? How much time did you spend on this??? It makes NO sense
I’m now having a major Mandela Effect moment because I’ve never seen that episode but could swear “SUATMM” was a gag in one of the episodes from the original run. 😵💫
As a physicist, the first one got me, but also at the same time... probably doesn't make as much sense since the space ship itself does that by literally moving space iself whilst remaining stationary, but then again, that's literally relative and arguably, that can be seen on the side of space as being equivalent. For those that don't get it, it's a time dilation joke and time dilation is the physics equivalent of a Portuguese expression "the faster you go, the slower you go". It is effectively, but not mathematically an exponential function regarding velocity. The closer you reach the speed of light, the bigger the ratio of time between the relative and stationary frames. It's impossible to reach speed of light through traditional methods because the same equation is repurposed for energy. This general equation being called the Lorentz transformation.
@@parallax256 This show is from 1999-early 2000's, so they're basically criticizing the TVs the viewers are watching the show through. We can't see the tatoo because our screens resolutions are "outdated" in the 3000s year perspective
3:05 "The cow says" [Applesauce] [Music] ??? I thought AI made some crazy advancements recently but apparently generating closed captioning is not a priority.
"everybody is a jerk. you, me, this jerk. that's my philosophy" this has the same vibe as dr kelso, which is "people are bastard coated bastard with bastard filling"
the cow goes moo joke is actually funnier then you might realize because in the anchovy episode Amy offhandedly remarked that cows are extinct, so someone would have had to prove that cows do indeed go moo. I love that kind of continuity in futurama
such a genius show. you can be a complete newcomer to it and laugh at the jokes, but theres always deeper layers for those with scientific or in universe context for the references💯👏🏽
You act like there would be zero records from when cows were alive
Amy also claimed she'd eaten beef before in an episode. Where's the continuity now?
@@coreybrennan4831 meat could have been preserved after the last one was killed
@@coreybrennan4831 that was specifically said when talking about extinct animals. Unless she said it twice, but ik she said it in A Fishful of Dollars after Fry said something like "prepare for the most delicious extinct animal you've ever ate" and Amy replied "I don't know, I've had cow"
The reveal that the professor had never succeeded in creating the finglonger will forever be my favourite joke
He eventually created the double finglonger.
@@unofficialgamer209 not necessarily even though the Finglonger does later show up for real it doesn’t necessarily mean Professor Farnsworth invented it. It could be that someone else made it and he was jealous and that why he asked what if he had been the one to invent it.
@@happypasta6 O… kay. But I’m pretty sure the joke is that creating the Finglonger is much easier than creating the What If Machine, but he was still able to invent the machine and not the Finglonger.
@@unofficialgamer209 yeah that could definitely be part of it too
A man can dream though... a man can dream
Getting knocked up from a one-night-stand the night after her fiance died would've been a big scandal back in the 50's, so Fry's grandmother probably lied and said that the child was Enos's.
Yes, it would totally pass nowadays though
@@UnderscoreZeroLP Not disowned by your family, possibly beaten.
@@UnderscoreZeroLP
Why would people be discussing the circumstances under which another person's child was conceived?
@@HazeAroundtheWorld are you dumb ? It’s pretty obvious
@@HazeAroundtheWorld because people like to gossip
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore" is the slogan of the decade
My slogan of this decade
For me, it's the slogan of this decade, last decade, the one before that, and the one before that... Hell, it's the slogan of my entire existence. This planet, and it's people are truly cruel, insane, monsters.
Just wait.
Yes. Very much yes.
*millennium.
The way the Professor yells "Oh Pazuzu!" makes me laugh my ass off.
PAZUUUZUUU
……..shut up
@@gedhoughton9523for heaven’s gate professor, this ship can do 99% light speed. Why are we going 35 miles an hour?
@@zacharymogel9500Because we’re in a hurry, that’s why!
The fact that “Shut up and take my money” was a throwaway gag shows haw genius this program is.
That's the opposite of a throwaway, that's the main punchline
i dont think you understand what a 'throwaway gag/line' is
@@HazeAroundtheWorld punchline, yes...but it's a throw away gag that didn't actually matter
Actually, that's most memes.... and considering how many episodes this series had, a few being memeable is normal...
yeah but it's apart of shitty joke in an awful episode
A classic Futurama joke:
"Sweet photons. I don't know if you are waves or particles"
Light seems to be both
The horse says *"DOCTORATE DENIED!"*
The "atmospheres of pressure" gag makes me LOL every time. Every time.
$500 for a brand new iPhone. That one didn't age to great 😂
500 REAL dollars? That’s an outrage! Professor, I’d get you a brand new iPhone for 499 dollars and 100 cents.
I know it's a rip but I'll take it.
@@therealfanmaster7097 ah another throw back when the professor dumped toxic waste in the sewers lol nice
True shit, if it kept rising in Price the way it does it would end up costing $891,026,008,719,905 by the year 3000
@@Bitten420 That’s almost what your mortgage will be on a house in another 10 years
Amy's obscene tattoo in 1080p would be even more blurry, and 4K would be just pixelated. 8K would just be 4 pixels. Just to screw with the folks who got it for the better quality. 😄
How would having a higher resolution screen not result in the opposite? Same stuff on screen would cover more physical pixels
@@shakeit995 I'd like to think of it like how old school video games look like crap on digital tvs. The magic of CRTs is that they blurred things that looked bad, making them look less bad.
@shakeit995 pretty sure theyre saying if theyd made the show when these higher definitions were available theyd have to make her tatoo even smaller to be illegible
@@shakeit995 Because the input has to have the information on what to show on these pixels. A 4K screen showing a 1080p video will just use more pixels to display one pixel
I only JUST got the “for Heaven’s Gate” joke 😂
Now that we have much higher definition screens, I want to see Amy's obscene tattoo.
I had to explain to a friend once that this wasn't going to happen.
@@pelhamtp1 If you had to explain it once plus once then you had to explain it twice. Or did you explain it to two different friends?
@@pwnmeisterage stupid CZcams
Eh we probably have good enough definition now. Just remember to set the quality on your videos to the highest possible level.
I'm on a phone though so it doesn't work for me.
0:16 The Professor has a point. Even if you’re in a hurry, you shouldn't rush because it can lead to an accident, and if you try to fix the accident, it'll take longer than if you had just tried to get there slower.
Plus, the paradox of relativity.
He proved that fifty years ago, and he's been coasting on it ever since! 🤣
Remember it's said earlier in the series that cows went extinct, so that would actually bee a major scientific breakthrough.
"The horse says..."
*DOCTORATE DENIED*
Wow, it's just as if you watched the same video as everyone else. Why do you repeat jokes in the comments?
@@colorona8456 I'm fine with people doing it if they add a reaction. Just quoting the video is lazy.
@@colorona8456 Wow, you watched the same video, saw the same joke, and came to shit in the comments instead of having an additional laugh about it.
"Your music's bad and you should feel bad" gets me every time lol
Benders funeral was the best one lol “your best is an idiot!”
“For heaven’s gate “ oh such a good show
I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about things.
Calling his gargoyle in the space traffic made it sound like he was telling people to move in my language which makes it a lot funnier in my country
What exactly does it sound like he's saying in your language?
@@EmperorOfTheScrubs he sounds like he's telling people to move
For heavens gate. For those who don’t know or remember that is the group that committed mass suicide in San Diego thinking the passing comet was going to take them away. Side note: They tore the house down where it happened.
Reminds me of a joke from episode 1 that they censored after the original airing. "JFK Jr. International Airport" would be a funny throwaway referencing JFK airport, but in the future! but then JFK Jr. died in an airplane crash a few months later.
@@promontoriumwhat did they censor it to?
My dad was in that cult in the 70s. It was just another cherry picked christianity based cult repackaged with new age sci-fi and enlightenment themes. The leaders preached their own version of the imminent rapture. Basically they promised their followers that they would become angels in heaven, but called it becoming like aliens in a higher state of evolution. After over 20 years of waiting for it to happen, the remaining leader used the comet as a sign and said there was a spaceship hidden in the tail that they were supposed to board.
1:06 Goddamn inflation ruined the joke.
inflation ruins everything
not even inflation just apple overpricing their products,THAT was supposed to be an exaggeration but now it can cost easily twice than what the "exaggeration" was
Brother if that's inflations fault then paint me green and call me grandpa.
It ruined this joke, too: 3:27
Sober at the wheel, Bender how could you?
1:00 remember when $500 was a ridiculously high price for a phone? And you had to be on AT&T if you wanted an iPhone 😮
Pepperidge farm remembers.
I've never paid anywhere near $500 for a phone.
Crazy to think about a time when $500 was expensive for a phone. I know someone who spent 2k on a phone like it was nothing even though he had a perfectly fine phone. Wonder how expensive they'd be in 10 years and how much people would be willing to buy them for.
"I've never been, but a friend of mine went completely mad just trying to find the washroom there!"
Thst one cracked me up
It's a spaceship..
So it can take anywhere between 0 and 1.
Everyone always sleeps in this joke, but this one always makes me bust out laughing.
@@setcheck67well it's more relevant now in light of very recent events...
1:57 i could listen to this joke a thousand times and still laugh
I think about the HELF gag (almost) way too often..
The best Part about that Amy's Tattoo: I Have Been watching futurama for almost 20 years now and Im still expecting to someday see it clearly 😅
Facts 🤣
That does seem like the type of Easter egg they’d add for the Hulu revival and not make it obvious.
Maybe you've just contracted eye cancer.
Just change the TV 🙄
You're probably getting eye cancer now.
3:27 My goodness, they predicted San Francisco.
1:12 I love this one!
"Everybody's a jerk. You. Me. _This_ jerk. That's my philosophy."
You can't just say how your characters feel! That makes me feel angry!
Wow, it's as if you watched the same video as everyone else here.
@@colorona8456 GOOD NEWS!!! I don't care what you think. Also that wasn't in this video or part 1 so I was giving a recommendation.
@@colorona8456 damn, you’re being rude under multiple comments *and* were wrong
@@colorona8456so I’ve seen MULTIPLE comments like this from you!! Why are you SO annoyed about people quoting a video under the video (and you weren’t even correct in this situation!!) Why?? How much time did you spend on this??? It makes NO sense
0:33 Fucking meta breaking joke god XD
Shut up and take my money was for an iPhone gag?! I had no idea. Love the show. Can't wait for it to be back
I’m now having a major Mandela Effect moment because I’ve never seen that episode but could swear “SUATMM” was a gag in one of the episodes from the original run. 😵💫
I honestly feel like how professor Farnsworth feels at the end of this video all the time
This scene made me crack up sm XD
2:41 - 2:54
I feel bad for my favorite robot tho, I would gladly give him help :>
The government joke hit hard as I get annoyed fast when I have to get paperwork from them 😂
"Oh Heaven's Gate, professor!"
the finglonger always gets me
One rock short of rescue is amazing
As a physicist, the first one got me, but also at the same time... probably doesn't make as much sense since the space ship itself does that by literally moving space iself whilst remaining stationary, but then again, that's literally relative and arguably, that can be seen on the side of space as being equivalent.
For those that don't get it, it's a time dilation joke and time dilation is the physics equivalent of a Portuguese expression "the faster you go, the slower you go".
It is effectively, but not mathematically an exponential function regarding velocity. The closer you reach the speed of light, the bigger the ratio of time between the relative and stationary frames. It's impossible to reach speed of light through traditional methods because the same equation is repurposed for energy. This general equation being called the Lorentz transformation.
I’ll take your word for it
Nice to see an appearance by Wiggles. 01:41
Best comedy show EVER 😜
"How many atmospheres can it stand?"
"Well its a spaceship so anywhere between 0 and 1"
3:16 Bender's words reminded me of Johnny Silverhand from Cyberpunk.
That rock gag is fantastic
😁😄🤩🤩🤩 Bring show back Guys❤❤ i love it!
0:27 was so good
well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between 0 and 1.
A man can dream though a man can dream 😄😄😄
1:48 aged like wine……………
Back when eyephones were only $500
At least I'm not the only one getting eye cancer
Me watching Futurama when a kid: Hah! It's blurred because it's obscene
Me watching now: Oh....
I don't get it
please explain
@@parallax256 This show is from 1999-early 2000's, so they're basically criticizing the TVs the viewers are watching the show through.
We can't see the tatoo because our screens resolutions are "outdated" in the 3000s year perspective
@@Mostbee ohhhh
"This ship can do 99% light speed." Ironically that would be insanely slow for inter-planetary travel.
I just realised at some point they mentioned cows are extinct so him 'prooving' that cows go moo doe mke sense
I love the spin offs
over on buhnrop
Imagine
A time where a new iphone for 500$ was considered a joke
today it would be a joke for how cheap it is.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
Welcome to the club, Professor.
3:05
"The cow says" [Applesauce] [Music] ???
I thought AI made some crazy advancements recently but apparently generating closed captioning is not a priority.
Since cows went extinct in the future, figuring out what sounds they made is actually an interesting accomplishment.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hah! jokes on them! I've got this baby cranked up to 720P at 60FPS and I STILL can't make out Amy's obscene tattoo!!!
an iPhone for only five hundred dollars!? That's a steal nowadays!
Everybody's a jerk. Me. You. This Jerk. I use that line on a regular basis.
"everybody is a jerk. you, me, this jerk. that's my philosophy"
this has the same vibe as dr kelso, which is "people are bastard coated bastard with bastard filling"
Won't be anything this good in the reboot
There always more than one in the back, but there’s only ever one left, and it’s in the back.
He's his own grandpa.
oh my god i’ve only just got leela saying “for heaven’s gate” instead of “for heaven’s sake!”
1:54 aged well
"For heavens gate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Image quality still hasn't caught up with Amy's tattoo.. we'll never find out what it is
for 'heavens gate' proffesor
so the 99% light speed space ship can't handle an atmosphere more dense than earth?
I wish the modern phones were only $500
I want to make a finglonger
Love benders philosophy every ones a jerk💯🇬🇧
I did do the nasty in the pasty.
“Hey grampa, move your wrinkly old keister!”
“Shut up!”
500usd for a new flagship phone was ridiculous back then.
Because it was so expensive.
Now it is also ridiculous.
Because it is so cheap.
Fifty hundred. Five thousand. Hmm different counting in the future??
Sure the Simpsons might have predicted some stuff..
But 0:59 is also true lol
Everybodys a jerk, you, me, this jerk
Not sure about unique, but definitely great.
Enos was gay
I made a meme
And it should have stayed in the drafts.
Why did Lela say for heaven's gate? The expression is for heaven's sake. And people who have PhDs wrote this show?
I can’t believe the “your music is bad and you should feel bad” is that old.
futurama comedy is too high brow for the average american.
So...the big foot info movie was made in 2962? MMCMLXII. Nice Roman Numerals ya got there. So glad it wasn't in betacrypt3