MAGA Nuts Melt Down Over Taylor Swift, Trump Goes Totally Off the Rails & A.I. Joe Biden
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- čas přidán 29. 01. 2024
- Guillermo celebrated his birthday in Puerto Rico over the weekend, there is a bunch of right wing crazy talk about Taylor Swift and Joe Biden in relation to the Super Bowl and 2024 election, Trump has gone completely off the rails, he is very proud of the fact that he is nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize, Biden’s Super PAC is said to be planning to spend $250 million dollars on ads in the three months leading up to the election, Jimmy is making waves in Canada surrounding his Honorary Mayorship of Dildo, and a number of businesses are using what they call “dynamic pricing” to charge more when demand is high.
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Funny how maga media wasn’t telling Kanye to stay out of politics while he was hanging out with trump at the White House.
And they totally should've.
Of course not! He was one of Trump's special friends.
My favorite celebrity endorsement is the only thing I know to vote on. Why would I take my own values and policy agenda into account? My favorite screen actors’ and musicians’ endorsement is how I base my voting decisions
To be fair, Kanye was not really aware that he was at the White House.
@@masonh9200So you’re a MAGA.
These are the same fools who literally had a Golden Trump idol at CPAC and thought nothing of it.
I literally laughed out loud when they say, "could this be idolatry?"
Same ! That and ''witchcraft'' !! Omg...
Right? How about their idolatry with Trump!
Trump, you’re fired!
Every time I see Taylor and MAGA mentioned online, I go stream 5 of her songs. It’s the best thing we can do.
Me too❤
Thank you for your service
Sorry about your poor song choices.
I love how seriously Liberals take memes
Thank you, Taylor Swift, for triggering a republican meltdown 😆
Barbie and Taylor: MAGA's Achilles Heel
Taylor swift needs to tell them we are nvr ever ever getting back together 😅
@@population-_-420 And I'm like... I just... I mean this is exhausting, you know
Don't touch them. They're all sticky.
mikeoxbig7931 Just mention Taylor Swift's name would trigger Republicans
I remember when Arnold Schwarzenegger spoke at the RNC 2004. We disagreed with him but still liked him and watched his movies. These snowflakes cannot take Taylor Swift and she didn’t even say anything about the election.
The Republican base demands constant hate, alternative facts and conspiracy theories
💯 They can’t handle not one thing. Not one difficult question or disagreement or anyone else’s success. Why Dems can’t rally around some powerful words like calling Trump “weak and whiny” “unAmerican” (it’s okay for an American president at the time and former president) to threaten and target ordinary Americans?) and unpatriotic for a whole host of reasons. They have so much material and they never use powerful simple emotive words or phrases. With all the comedians and intelligent people on their side and a universe full of material? That’s the maddening part for me.
Because it's their default setting - anger. I wonder how one can live like that...must be so exhausting
That was pre-trump. Civility is out the window, in with the hate.
Smooth!
Did that news anchor from Fox just ask "how much are we going to divide the country?"
🤣🤣🤣
WRT "...are we gonna divide the country?..."
yeah, you caught that deep irony too. really, the stuff they get away with saying...
@@madreese69
WRT faux-news-talking-head telling taylor swift to "stay out of politics"...
yep, irony runs Swift and deep (see what I did there) at faux news.
@@tracyavent-costanza346 fox news is pure comedy, they are entertainers.
@@petewilcox3354
WRT "...fox news is pure comedy..."
you and I know that. their audience evidently does not know that. which by itself is kinda funny but not in an election year.
No. They ask how much saying this or that is worth to their masters.
I am totally getting one of those Dark Brandon mugs--😂😂😂
I wish some would give me one. They're awesome 😎.
But I'm not gonna pay money
‘Trump 2024’ is not a political slogan. It’s an expiration date.
lol that’s good
Oh I like that! Please please let people wake up 🙏
Nice…
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
Just watch and see what happens than you can eat your own words
If Taylor Swift endorsed Trump Fox News would be talking about how great she is non-stop.
it’s so true though, they’re just shameless hypocrites.
But they still are. Lot's of free publicity.
Yup, everything they claim they hate about what Democrats do they love if any MAGA/GOP folks do the same thing.
Perish the thought.
Fox AI Taylor Swift is Kari Lake singing on Auto-Tune!
Jimmy, You're the best. Keep speaking the truth to power and leave 'em laughing,
Thank goodness Jimmy is back tonight. It was depressing last night with no Jimmy Kimmel or Guillermo
I hope Taylor actually goes up on the jumbotron with a Biden T-shirt 😂
Ikr, MAGA'ts will be furious!! 😂
@@user-os1kc8hf8r That would be funny. Might be a brawl on national tv.
Newsmax says "Idolatry is a sin". What do they think Trump supporters are doing?
I caught that, too. They have no self-awareness whatsoever.
My head almost exploded when Newsmax twit said that!!
Don't they remember the Golden Trump statue?
@@mcsq5899they don’t remember 5 minutes ago
@@mcsq5899 some of my family work in churches and didn't understand why I was making fun of that, they were just mad their hero was being made fun of when I was actually just making fun of the gullible "Christians" worshipping a golden statue of Trump.(With no knowledge of Moses and the Israelites journey through the desert obviously.)
And remember if you put water on a magnet it will not work anymore! Bing bing bong bong😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now, we know what he is doing from 3am to 6am! Wacko 🤪
Taylor Swift should go after them for defamation. They're ruining her brand. She has as strong a case as Dominion.
Are you kidding? She's ruining THEIR brand.
And they don't know what to do about her but call her names, and play her music while crying real tears.
Lol dominion
They are so scared of taylor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and her fans are not just 11 year olds. She has an army of suburban housewives, myself included.
👍
Same here!
Senior grammas love her too 😊😊
Exactly!! And seniors too When will misogynistic men stop this narrative that her fans are young girls.
Are we at a point where calling someone a conservative or a Republican is the same as calling them insane? I think we are...
No,it proves they are traitors though!
It use to be just the crazy MAGA's but now it's the whole party it seems.😂
Conservatism = Authoritarianism, always has in every cuntry. 😁
Gives a new reason not to use the R word. Republican
Agree Trump made America worse
I cannot believe that such a pricing structure exists It is pure greed
Wait, tickets for the Super Bowl is 12 THOUSAND dollars!? I thought he was gonna say $1200 and I would still have spit out my water, but twelve grand? 😂😂
Believe it or not, as an american, Taylor is allowed to have opinions on elections and share them.
Is she? In a country where women cannot even have rights over their own bodies? The Illusion of Freedom seems to do the trick.
They’re scared of her!
@@jcoopes5604 Good!
That would mean she has free speech… that’s only reserved for CERTAIN Americans… just like the good ol days… when America was great!😅😅😅
@@lillielevros-desir227I see what you did there 😂
Don’t worry Trumpers, you’ve got Scott Baio, Kid Rock, and Ted Nugent. You’re doing just fine.
Don't forget Vanilla Ice!
Not Scott Baio!!!!
Oh yes, all Has Been now obnoxious aging Trumpeteers!😂
Ow Wee...
Kanye too
The lady enjoying the snow with her dog was priceless!!!❤😂🎉 ❄ ❤😅🎉 ❄❤😊🎉 ❄
"We should run spell check..." hahahaha Great!
Alina Habba: “I don’t know how to try this case, your honor.”
I didn’t know Trump “University” had a law school. Explains a lot.
Taylor swift gonna beat the niners 💯
Thanks for your comment .😊
They should ask the, "Old Orange Witche's Bottom,'' how he got eVangelicow's to call him the, "CHOSEN-MAGA-ONE?"
@@population-_-420yeah.... but had you seen the daughter, Clementine?
They weren't there to try the case. It had already been tried and Trump found guilty. She was there to try to lessen the damages. We now know how awfully ill prepared she was and what a terrible lawyer she is.
Conservatives come for strong, smart women like Taylor because they're legitimately terrified of them!!
"Conservatives come for strong, smart women..."
*Pause.*
Tbh they need to just shake it off shake it off 😅
@@aggressiveattitudeera887 Yeah, like, "Conservatives curdle and cower for strong, smart women."
@@robbiegailh.2076 if jokes were bullets...you'd be safer than the pope whilst inside the popemobile.
She could stump up a lot more cash than the bankrupt syph
🤣🤣🤣Magic Hate Ball🤣🤣🤣
Please, trump originally thought WW3 was wonder woman 3 🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
It's the latest version of the internet. Don't laugh, soon Musk might come around tryna change its name 😂
Perfect!
They literally had a golden statue of Chump at an RNC convention, but they can’t see the idolatry there. WTF!
Edit: Statue was at CPAC in 2022, not RNC, but it was still a “golden” idol.
Exactly! First thing I thought the second he said idoltry
How about when they Photoshop trump's head on to Rambo's body?😂😂😂 As if trump would be able to handle an assault rifle, let alone pick it up 😂😂😂
Hypocrisy is their only actual skill.
@@stephenbingham5935 that may be, but I was talking about Rambo which is a fictional character, in the context of idolatry.
My thought exactly.
My representative from Minnesota, who is part of the sedition caucus of the house, got elected while walking around the county, praising Trump and carrying a cardboard cut out of the dude.
Who are these People!?!
Seriously, these are some screwed up folk.
Screwy from st Louis as bugs would say😂🎉
I agree, Jimmy is super screwed up.
My Girlfriend is a Swifty voting
Straight Blue ticket in November
She never liked politics until now 😮🇺🇸
Church lady: Could it be a spell??
Jimmy K: Better get Spell check! 😂
Throughout the KC Chiefs’ season people were saying Taylor was a jinx, now it’s rigged in their favor because of her🙄😂
They were hoping for a jinx. The truth is I’m waiting with bated breath who Taylor Swift endorses because that’s how I base my decision. Could you imagine voting on values and policy? That would be insane.
lol - no matter what they will blame taylor swift lol
'Demented' Biden is a genius for coming up with this plan.
@sonyaking8049
Pretty sure the answer is yes but, in this wild day, you understand why I feel it necessary to ask: you're being sarcastic, right?
Demonstrating the hypocrisy of republican "thought?"
MAGATS say the superbowl is rigged… but they believe wrestling is real 😅….. beautiful!!!!
It must suck to go through life thinking everything that you don't like or understand is a conspiracy against you.🤦♀️
👍
Sounds like my grandma, if something happens to me, it's God's wrath, let the same thing happen to her, and it's, "somebody did that on purpose because I'm a good Christian."
They tell their children from the minute they are born that they are victims. It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's easier, for them, than actually trying to accept the world as it is...
OMFG.... I died when that lady accused Taylor Swift of witchcraft! 🤣
It’s easier to fool people than it is to convince them they’ve been fooled.-Mark Twain
That dog scene at the start was so relatable to anyone who has a dog.
A big dog
Or a cat.
@@jubileepup6877 A big woman.
If taylor swift goes at trump it's game over for trump
If only!
@robbiegailh.2076 taylor swift fans will come out in millions
@@thomasdavis8861I'm counting on Taylor Swift and her Army of swifties to turn this election into a victory in 2024...
💙💙 Biden 2024 💙💙
Nah. If she endorses a Republican or a Democrat, the portion of her fans that belongs to the opposing party will drop off. Politics runs deep in people’s veins
It was already game over.
If someone declares that "There is a 100% of an attack..." then it is very likely that they had something to do with it if one does occur.
Jake Tapper's wife said her favorite "family" restaurant is Comet Ping-Pong. Interesting.
Guillermo. Hope you had a wonderful birthday. Thank you for being part of the family. We love you! 🎉☺️
Im voting for blue this November 5 🌊 & u should too
Jimmy, it's not the Manchurian Candidate; it's the Kremlin Candidate
Happy Birthday, dude🥳
Those Rumba's in Puerto Rico are always Off the Hook!!!!
🎉Happy Birthday 🎂!!!
i can't help but suspect the people getting mad at taylor swift being at football games are the same people who said they'd boycott the nfl over colin kaepernick.
why are they still watching?
lol yes - they are all full of it - the irony is they do not have any problems with all the other celebrities at football games - if you watch the games you see that taylor swift is only shown a few times - meanwhile they show pans of fans yelling and screaming - how come that does no bother these smooth brains - and football has the most down time between plays then any other sport -
That restaurant is like ADT😂
Thank the stars for this show . Keeps me sane .
He is a magic hate ball! 😂😂😂❤
Isn't worshipping Trump, Idolatry? Hypocrisy gone mad.
Exactly! And the Trump Cult doesn't see that they are idolaters.
Thats cults for ya
It's called mass psychosis ...
No. Idolatry is the worship of idols, not people.
@@alphanerd7221 NO, idolatry is the worship of someTHING or someONE other than God.
“Run spell-check…”
Such a brilliant line
"These people think that the NFL is fake and wrestling is real." 😄😆😅🤣
That lady saying "witchcraft" hahahaha I just can't.
5:34 - Pro-MAGA media has NO right to claim "idolatry" after displaying a golden statue of their orange savior at CPAC.
They will do it regardless, unless people keep calling them out on their hypocrisy.
@DissectGibberish even if they do call them out and will not stop them from being hypocrites
Beat me to the obvious hypocrisy...
Had that exact thought. Their lack of self-awareness is truly shocking.
I agree. But that’s okay for republicans to idolize an immoral person but yet Taylor can’t vote for who she wants to. The Republican Party is all crazy.
Biden should run that commercial
Joe Biden should start wearing a t-shirt that says "I just want to find 11,780 votes, which is one more than we have."
@@terryreynolds200 no the shirt he should really wear is FTTP lol. First T is for Trump lol
A spell? 😂😂😂
They're just mad that they aren't smart enough to spell.
"These people think football is fake and wrestling is real". Great quote.
And it's true.
😂
😂😂😂 right?
Actual football fans know both is rigged. I say that as a Chiefs and Taylor fan.
@@heathernks8 . Hello. I am not a football fan, so you would know better than I. For the sake of having an interesting conversation here in the CZcams comments section... how does the rigging in NFL football compare to professional wrestling? How would the concept of false equivalency apply? What I mean is, Pro Wrestling is theater, though of course to be a top pro wrestler you have to have athleticism and yes they do get hurt. Are Football games the same in your estimation?
If restaurants want to charge "dynamic prices" at peak hours, then the kitchen staff and wait staff should have their wages raised dynamically to match.
@Dan-ud8hz~EXACTLY 🎯
raising the price of food in response to people being hungrier. not a good look.
Yeah, for today at least, that was scariest part of this monologue. "Dynamic pricing" sounds like a fancy phrase for, "Going out of business."
If you see a restaurant do this crap, do not patronize them.
“dynamic pricing” = "let's never go there again"
Spell check, best dad joke ever!
We are old geezers with little knowledge of Taylor's music, but are swifties for life.
Same here. If she can bring the attention of young folks to the crises at hand, it's all the better.
Ditto!!!
Get into her music! No kidding. Taylor is the REAL thing..so talented, and, a great guitar player too!
I’m 69 and a new swiftie! Taylor’s music, videos and tours are awesome! Go Taylor!
@@Jan-zv7ze She's not particularly talented and she's not good at the guitar.
Taylor Swift is an American citizen and is entitled to vote and encourage civic engagement. Jeez, it's like they don't have any policies or ideas for a better future to promote. The fact that this network is piling on an American citizen is appalling. They prove everyday that this network is only in place to divide and poison the discourse.💙🇺🇲💙
Americans don't like it when citizens talk about politics, let alone superstars. It is a rotten society.
I wish the Dems would call Trump and his suck-up trolls and followers “non-American.” Because in America we’re okay with a former president (and president at the time) targeting and threatening ordinary American citizens. Those are American values? I don’t get why Dems can’t speak simply and call out their lack of patriotism and Americanism. It’s horrifying when you think about it. Can you imagine if Obama had done that? It’s all so crazy
Apparently 780 million wasn’t enough. We need to change laws. “People are saying” doesn’t change the fact that YOU are saying it.
Don't worry about jackals
She is too smart to get involved😅
This is all over 28 seconds of her being on the screen! 28 SECONDS TOTAL. She's living in your brains rent free over 28 seconds! Wow.
Need the footage on the "Golden Trump" statue. Where did that thing finally end up?
One day it will be at the entrance of the Trump Library at the Mar Lardo theme park.
Ramaswamy reminds me of the poop emoji 💩😂
thats hilarious, I literally lol'd
🤣
I can see the resemblance! 😂😂😂! 👍
Ramaswampy
Lol, but I get reminded of a poop emoji 💩 when looking at you from an intellectual pov.
Omg that intro!!😂
This country is going crazy. Glad we have Jummy, Seth and Stephen! And... Guillermo ❤
LOVE THEM ALL 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
AMEN!!! 🙏🏽
Stephen Colbert is not very funny though.
I wish they would be unscripted and not forced by network executives, but that’s not the media today. The left sucks and the right sucks and their mouth pieces are trash as well
What to tell you what to think 😂🤣😂
Happy birthday Guillermo! ❤🎉😘
Wonderful!
Jimmy knocks another one out of the park. ❤
@2:42 "The average price for tickets [to the Super Bowl] is a little over 12 thousand dollars." That is INSANE!!
so do not go - i never go to any games - i watch it on tv in my nice warm comfortable home -
I quit football cold turkey. Waste of my time actually...😊
@@wuxin5847they didn’t say they wanted to go lol I think it’s insane. I don’t want to go or watch it on tv and I never have lol no connection to thinking 12k for a ticket is crazy.
@JusticeAlway Yes . Definitely something better to do.
How does Trump "know" there "is a 100% chance of a terrorist attack"? Is he organizing one? "Be there it will be wild!"
More of a circumcised circus😂🎉
Trump also said that a middle class taxcut is coming in 2 weeks and that he had an Obamacare replacement plan that's so good you wouldn't believe.
He reads intelligence briefings which all former presidents are allowed to. From there he sees the assessment of professionals and then talks about it in his deranged speeches, so that if it happens ( which he hopes ) he can then tell his supporters that he predicted it
Or maybe he knows exactly to which terrorist group he sold the stolen classified documents, anyways it is worrisome.
@@mrdenson3101 No, he doesn't. I believe he's the only president who lost that honour. President Biden refused to let him have access, and do you blame him!?
The bit on dynamic pricing is awesomely funny, thanks Yimmy.
✨I put a spell on you ✨Now your mine✨ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So Idolatry is a sin…? LIKE HAVING EXTREME ADMIRATION AND LOVE FOR AN EX PRESIDENT THAT IS SUPPOSEDLY THE ONLY PERSON THAT IS CAPABLE OF SAVING THE COUNTRY AND THE WORLD? But surely that isn’t idolatry?
Don't forget the gold statue.
But he was sent by God 😂
not idolatry...smart voting through experience
I thought they were claiming trump was the second coming of Jesus.
Read Matthew 7:21
Jack Smith nominated Trump for The No Bail Prize.
@mypillowguy445~🤣🤣
i do not trust jack smith - what is he waiting for to put trump in jail - is hr going to wait till it is too late and then say oh well i tried
You know society's gone to Hell when restaurants start adding fees & charges like airlines do. 😩
Can't miss Jimmy Mono's its that good 💯😅
Oh, wow. Taylor can literally sue these people.
LOL If you had Ted Nutgent as a spokesman and your competitor got Taylor Swift wouldn't you panic. MAGA Gullibility borders on insanity.
Exactly!😂
Maga may border insanity. But it's inside the border.
Fear & loathing... Gotta have something "trumped up" to keep the fear mongering machine churning out b.s. & going strong! Continuously! 🤦♀️🙄 Ridiculous, huh?
Borders? I wish! It’s so sad that they’ve completely flown past insanity plus hypocrisy plus toxicity. Like they were fine with Kid Rock stumping for and Kanye meeting Trump. Weird how it’s always only a conspiracy when non-MAGA people are successful.
Speaking of borders, how is Biden handling the Mexico border situation?
"Maybe we should run a spellchecker...."
What a bunch of dingleberries, although, I do have to say I really like the "maybe it's a spell" theory. That one made me laugh.
You know they are scared when they claim Taylor is a witch and Satan possesses her soul! Lol! It's too funny how frightened they are of Taylor and her man Kelce.
Paul consulted the witch of endor so I think that lady (Saul)must be the synagogue of satan (satyr) since corvus is a murderer
The necromancers cannibals and zombies should be worried
Revelations 22:15-19 Satan should have spared Jobs life but he murdered Job instead.. Jesus told satan that he could do anything except take Jobs life. So Satyr murdered himself.
@@user-qf7ud5de9h That's what it said in the book of fiction, huh? Also, no S in Revelation.
@@Spiritof_76 and in the job book of fiction there is no jesus - fictional jesus is only in the nt lol
We already HAD a major "tourist" attack.
Haaa, thanks for your service Jimmy☮💌
He's like a magic hate ball. Gold.
yup!
Ticket prices for everything are ridiculous. Only the wealthy seem to be able to eat well, have a doctor, a house and be entertained anymore.
Thank goodness us poor folk still have Jimmy's monologues to look forward to on CZcams ❤ 🎉 Thanks Jimmy!!! ❤
Kind of reminds me of that line Let Them Eat Cake. The difference is in France the person who said that lost their head but in the USA they would be elected to Congress.
lol, finally a president with a kung fu grip... and no mind of his own. That's one of the most apt observations of all time.
Takeaway: Salmon Ella 😂
“Magic Hate Ball” dropped me 😂😂😂😂
Yeah, that was dead bloody clever!!!
"the not too swiftees" LOL, good one Jimmy!
SALMON "ELLA"... PRICELESS!!!
Feliz cumpleanos Guillermo.❤
I can barely breathe laughing at the woman and dog in the opening clip!!
I laughed out loud at the Salmon Ella at the dinner skit!!! 😅😅😅😅😅 That was HILARIOUS!
Jimmy, you nailed it 😂😂😂😂...
I love how much comedy comes from “News”max and Fox “news” on a daily basis. All of their meltdowns are so entertaining.
Jimmy is great too. 😂
It’s over for Maga. There is nothing more dangerous than a Swifty scorned.
Those 12 year olds man, ... they are out of control!!
😆😆😆😆😆
it was over before this
I admit I watched Kristen Hagen chase her dog a couple of times. 😂😂
Jackal
@@user-qf7ud5de9h WTF is that supposed to mean?
Omg the girl chasing the dog in the snow ⛄️ ❄️ ☠️ 🤣
Omg that first clip! Pro tip- never get a dog, the same size as you.
Just bought a dark Brandon cup 😂
The sad part is that the deal Trump cooked made the whole situation in Gaza more volatile. He literally unilaterally decided Jerusalem belonged to Israel and moved the US embassy even though that was a big contention between the Palestinian people and Israel.
Trump simply added fuel to a fire that had been burning for decades.
For him to claim that he made the world safer is just not a historical fact at all😂
Dump has always dealt in spin, never fact
Anyplace Trump is at, is not safer.
Trump lies about everything. The fact that he helped fan the flames in Israel is no surprise whatsoever. Let other people know.
And what did the Venezuelan oil sanctions do to the immigration numbers?
you are exactly right. if that didn't make trump a war monger...nothing will. that really upset me especially when jared was in on it!!
Just wait--next thing we know Marjorie Taylor Green will be showing shirtless Joe Biden pictures in Congress next.