Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep0: Speak The Devil's Name

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  • --Mouthwash Studios Fate Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works Abridged Ep0--
    Projectmouthwash(Patreon): tinyurl.com/zk35opu
    Back-Up Channel: tinyurl.com/jc59x5y
    ProjectMoutwash(Facebook): tinyurl.com/zzebn8y
    TheAzureCrow(Facebook): tinyurl.com/je8odql
    PRODUCTION CREDITS-----
    Recording - Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
    Written by Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
    Editing by Logan Laidlaw
    Recorded at Mouthwash Studios
    CAST
    Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
    Archer - Logan Laidlaw
    Kerei Kotomine - Al Dales
    Sakura Matou - Carrie "xBubblemunkyx" Johnston
    Lancer - Aaron Robert Parnell
    Shirou Emiya - Matthew "YamatoSFX" Kok
    Saber - Ariel Hansen
    MEDIA
    Rin's Melody - UBW OST
    Music For Promotion Video - UBW OST
    Archer - UBW OST
    Brave Shine - Aimer
    Two Hearts - UBW OST
    Back To The Night - Fate Hollow Ataraxia OST
    Souls To Fight - UBW OST
    Arrow - UBW OST
    Reason To Kill - UBW OST
    Untold Master - UBW OST
    Journey - UBW OST
    Overcome The Myth - UBW OST
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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  Před 7 lety +6531

    Yes, we know it's Kinoko Nasu.

    • @Xaviersgames
      @Xaviersgames Před 7 lety +71

      BlazingAzureCrow I get it😂

    • @starboi2094
      @starboi2094 Před 7 lety +119

      BlazingAzureCrow holy shit Satan the fuck xD

    • @drivveofanime391
      @drivveofanime391 Před 7 lety +24

      BlazingAzureCrow awesome

    • @elliottcalder4823
      @elliottcalder4823 Před 7 lety +77

      Aid me as I murder death kill

    • @BatNetto
      @BatNetto Před 7 lety +43

      BlazingAzureCrow Err, a little context to your comment would be appreciated

  • @carmillakarnstein8109
    @carmillakarnstein8109 Před 5 lety +6643

    "white hair, red clothes, destroyed my house and din't apologize, condescending, self-absorbed"
    I was expecting Rin to call him Dante.

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 Před 4 lety +446

      Nah it was close enough...

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 Před 4 lety +280

      Dante talked about fucking women in the lucifer cutscene in dmc 4
      Also in the words of dante he has a bigger dick than vergil

    • @EternalVirgin
      @EternalVirgin Před 4 lety +392

      I think there was one fanfic where she summoned Dante instead of Archer...

    • @RavenVargas27
      @RavenVargas27 Před 4 lety +94

      Hahaha that would have been hilarious

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark Před 4 lety +43

      @@EternalVirgin Link

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister Před 7 lety +12775

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid."
    Somewhere out there Gilgamesh is laughing maniacally.

    • @akksaba8658
      @akksaba8658 Před 7 lety +1011

      Archer: "You sure about that?"
      Archer's thoughts: _Spirit and technique, flawless and firm..._

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 Před 7 lety +479

      lancer is not technacally really a lancer. hes a spearmen. theres a difference. the only real lancers and arturia lancer from grand order

    • @bjornilica5069
      @bjornilica5069 Před 7 lety +293

      Well Cu has his war chariot but doesn't ever use it.
      In a sense yes,he isn't a "lancer" in the meaning that he's actually mounted on something while in combat,though we can't call him "Spearman" :P

    • @Seelenverheizer
      @Seelenverheizer Před 7 lety +400

      i mean he actually is a saber too as much as an mage. The historical Cu was just OP as fuck

    • @ultimatepredatorx2937
      @ultimatepredatorx2937 Před 7 lety +188

      fragarach was a sword cu actually used. so he can be a saber

  • @s.a.v.e
    @s.a.v.e Před 4 lety +3186

    16 years of Fate: summed up in one sentence.
    "Weird right? Probably the grail."

    • @tahirbhatti965
      @tahirbhatti965 Před rokem +55

      Who could you be so right 🤣

    • @srlopez875
      @srlopez875 Před 8 měsíci +30

      @@tahirbhatti965 Another would be "Weird right? Well don't worry about it"

    • @panek6443
      @panek6443 Před 2 měsíci +5

      (that's two sentences)

  • @phantomthief2311
    @phantomthief2311 Před 3 lety +5007

    “Be careful Rin, something tells me this guy’s trouble and never wins fights!”
    As a Lancer class fan, this hurt

    • @aidanbeesley3221
      @aidanbeesley3221 Před 3 lety +334

      As a Cu fan in general, yeah

    • @Baddino45
      @Baddino45 Před 3 lety +163

      Lancer ga shinda

    • @swordzanderson5352
      @swordzanderson5352 Před 3 lety +77

      KONO HITO DENASHI

    • @erenkruger5760
      @erenkruger5760 Před 3 lety +280

      When Cu swapped his class in the FGO First Order movie to Caster he managed to beat both Saber Artoria and Archer EMIYA back to back 😂
      Lancer class curse is real

    • @theomega7699
      @theomega7699 Před 3 lety +133

      @@erenkruger5760 Funny enough, the movie is his only win.
      In GO, Emiya was faster than his spells and Salter was pretty much Britian Hercules

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache Před 7 lety +11169

    That spider didn't stand a chance against his Unlimited Furniture Works.

    • @thegardenofesim1174
      @thegardenofesim1174 Před 7 lety +274

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache so even in abridge your present and that means I am present hunting you down

    • @rinokumura7371
      @rinokumura7371 Před 7 lety +183

      Just Some Guy with a Mustache the hell are you doing here!

    • @austinawsomeness
      @austinawsomeness Před 7 lety +97

      Wow. did not expect to see you here

    • @jayray8026
      @jayray8026 Před 7 lety +465

      I am the Frame of my Couch,
      Corduroy is my body, and Foam my blood,
      I have contained over a thousand asses,
      Unknown to Garage Sales, nor known to Retail,
      Have withstood much weight to create many comforts,
      But these Cushions won't ever come clean,
      So, as I Pray-
      Unlimited Furniture Works

    • @nitrus1933
      @nitrus1933 Před 7 lety +90

      Didn't the spider escape?

  • @FishfaceTheDestroyer
    @FishfaceTheDestroyer Před 7 lety +2923

    Kirito and Shirou share voice actors in the English dub.
    Kirito and Shirou share abridged voice actors.
    Coincidence?
    I THINK PROBABLY!

    • @sirix500111
      @sirix500111 Před 7 lety +125

      So happy to hear is voice. Haha.

    • @GinHindew110
      @GinHindew110 Před 7 lety +107

      Is the work of actually the devil

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 Před 7 lety +14

      Well, in everything else Shirou has his proper english voice, so yes.

    • @epicmarschmallow5049
      @epicmarschmallow5049 Před 7 lety +31

      Random It's the work of Actually Satan

    • @marnetteryes2613
      @marnetteryes2613 Před 6 lety +16

      You want to know what's the work of actually Satan? This comment has 666 likes

  • @Lyndonmaman
    @Lyndonmaman Před 2 lety +1812

    "We should leave him."
    "Why would we do that?"
    *_reality glitches_*
    "...reasons."
    Makes me lose my shit every time.

    • @PanicByNumbers
      @PanicByNumbers Před rokem +20

      Is there a deeper lore I'm missing?

    • @Lyndonmaman
      @Lyndonmaman Před rokem +179

      @@PanicByNumbers Archer is Shiro in the future after he achieved his goal of becoming a hero. But he discovered that his reward was to be resurrected to fight in the HGW over and over again, and became disillusioned with the concept. So to erase his mistake, he keeps trying to kill his past self. No past Shiro, no future Archer, no miserable and ironic existence.

    • @juggernautalpha8123
      @juggernautalpha8123 Před rokem +131

      ​@@Lyndonmaman the gist is there but there are some misunderstandings to correct.
      Spoiler essay ahead.
      I don't know if he fought in a grail war, as that would be quite the paradox, but archer was a shirou who lived his life following his dream of being a hero of justice. He went all over the place righting wrongs, saving people, the whole thing. At some point, he got into a particularly tight spot, and made a deal with Alaya, to obtain the means to solve the situation in exchange of giving up his afterlife and becoming a Counter guardian. He continues his heroing, stuff happens (explained in Fate Extra) and he is betrayed by a comrade and executed by a country he saved.
      As per his deal, after dying, he became a guardian and was given the Origin "sword", forming the basis of his mental landscape (as far as I understand it anyway). So he stayed there all the time, until Alaya needed to send him clean up humanity's mess. It was fine at first, but eventually he came to understand that humanity was beyond saving and this was pointless. In FSN, there is part that seem to imply that each mission would build up his marble by one or two swords until it become the UBW, which goes to show how long he was active.
      Then one day he was summoned for a hgw during his time period, in the same area as his past self and thought that maybe killing him or at least changing his mind about that whole hero business would prevent a world of hurt and by proxy, erase him. Of course, it's wasted effort, since by becoming a guardian, archer was removed from the natural cycle, so even if FSN shirou dies for some reason, archer won't disappear.

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 Před rokem +26

      ​@@LyndonmamanArcher's Butterfly Effect Plan

    • @usernamemctypey428
      @usernamemctypey428 Před rokem +36

      @@juggernautalpha8123 Spoiler reply below
      Archer definitely did fight in the 5HGW as Shirou the master, and yes in that one Rin also summoned Archer Emiya, it's like a loop sorta thing. In fact the first scene in the VN, the "are you my master" one, is supposed to be from the POV of Archer summoning Saber back when he was fighting as regular Shirou in his timeline's HGW. Apparently his HGW followed the plot of the Fate route, but Shirou and Saber weren't able to reconcile and work past their character flaws, leading Shirou to still be a self-sacrificial hero of justice by the end of it.
      Also he wasn't given the origin "sword" by Alaya(aka what he made a contract with), what caused that was having UBW(which he always had, hence why in UBW route Shirou can use it). And the "build up UBW by one or two swords" part is probably just a cool visual metaphor, in reality he adds any weapon he sees to it automatically(see HF route dagger) or by tracing it(see UBW Gil fight) - it's not really consistent but my point still stands.
      And yes you're entirely correct in saying killing Shirou wouldn't erase him, for Archer it's just as much about proving Shirou's ideals wrong. Which is also a slight issue I have with Abridged's characterization of Archer, in the OG he wouldn't have been happy with Rin killing Shirou, he wanted to personally defeat Shirou 1-on-1 while monologuing about his ideals and shit.

  • @adj2800
    @adj2800 Před 3 lety +583

    “Fuck it I’m in, I’m all about that Zero accountability life” - Archer

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD Před 4 lety +2351

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer."
    Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.

  • @spacethegamer6426
    @spacethegamer6426 Před 5 lety +4250

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
    FGO: We're adding an Archer who throws dolphins!

  • @zepshire
    @zepshire Před 4 lety +761

    "Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
    Well yes, but actually no

  • @cphtfluke7565
    @cphtfluke7565 Před 3 lety +427

    "Actually Satan's got a knack for carpentry. Gasp. Maybe he's Actually Jesus!"
    Gets me every time.

  • @peterislying2383
    @peterislying2383 Před 5 lety +4714

    “Get dunked on school! Has school ever let me meet a hero from the past?! I don’t think so!”
    -didn’t summon a hero from the past
    -your servants past self goes to the school
    -you meet lancer and rider at the school
    I think school is beating the grail

    • @Doge_Attack
      @Doge_Attack Před 5 lety +233

      Also is from the future

    • @arseniykuznecovs3231
      @arseniykuznecovs3231 Před 5 lety +122

      @@Doge_Attack i believe this was mentioned yes.

    • @DrMDHyde
      @DrMDHyde Před 4 lety +191

      PeterIsLying
      I hate your logic and I hate that your right.

    • @CaelVK
      @CaelVK Před 4 lety +108

      And depending on your point of view, didnt summon a hero at all

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 Před 4 lety +21

      Victor Kohler A hero of a different sort

  • @finjatortl
    @finjatortl Před 7 lety +2029

    I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it
    It survived, so I threw a cabinet
    This continued, the spider escaped
    I assure you I mean to track it down

    • @gregajarvisable
      @gregajarvisable Před 6 lety +140

      I'd do the same, except the part about tracking it down.
      Close off the room, it's dead to me

    • @amvmovies2119
      @amvmovies2119 Před 6 lety +45

      I readed it with archer voice XDDDDDD

    • @fanficdaddy
      @fanficdaddy Před 6 lety +22

      timber the spider was Lucas

    • @antoniowebb5942
      @antoniowebb5942 Před 6 lety +10

      AMV Movies facts😂😂😂

    • @aaronknight4749
      @aaronknight4749 Před 5 lety +8

      You better i hate spiders

  • @DRain0821
    @DRain0821 Před 4 lety +1547

    12:27
    The VA for archer needs a raise he did such a good job

    • @joshs5577
      @joshs5577 Před 3 lety +177

      Luckily the VA for Archer is also the one in charge of Project Mouthwash

    • @maacll4343
      @maacll4343 Před 10 měsíci

      So that's why he's everywhere and i can't not see him as archer in whatever abriged series i hear him in...@@joshs5577

    • @kronykaal3824
      @kronykaal3824 Před 5 měsíci

      Isn't he also Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged?​@@joshs5577

  • @alphachett438
    @alphachett438 Před 4 lety +871

    I think "Stupid priest, thinking Satan plays by his rules" is the best line ever delivered.

  • @kevinmeng7675
    @kevinmeng7675 Před 4 lety +6342

    I now realized that Rin probably took Archer seriously when he said that he tried to kill a spider. An Archer wouldn't miss, so that's why she figured he was Saber.

    • @dovhadark7108
      @dovhadark7108 Před 4 lety +704

      hey that's kind of make sens...

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt Před 4 lety +792

      She would've mistook him for an assassin if he managed to kill that spider

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord Před 4 lety +555

      @@Username-qu1jt Or somehow, beyond all logic....a berserker

    • @trinhminhtri4187
      @trinhminhtri4187 Před 3 lety +615

      @@GoblinLord breaking a house to kill a spider is a pretty berserker behavior, to be fair

    • @icecreamchief5417
      @icecreamchief5417 Před 3 lety +182

      @@trinhminhtri4187 He has a point

  • @Aeihd
    @Aeihd Před 5 lety +1962

    "He's pretty much Irish Hercules". - holy shit that's true.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir Před 4 lety +142

      Yeah, those Protestant English bastards can go suck it! We got a kick - ass mythological hero, who do you have?

    • @ronaldomendoza7578
      @ronaldomendoza7578 Před 4 lety +143

      @@Thoralmir Gordon Ramsay

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir Před 4 lety +53

      @@ronaldomendoza7578 Doesn't qualify under the Grail rules!

    • @LNMTerry
      @LNMTerry Před 4 lety +112

      @@Thoralmir 2020 holy grail war, cooker class.

    • @Thoralmir
      @Thoralmir Před 4 lety +10

      @@LNMTerry Anyway, wasn't he born in Scotland?

  • @JoshtheOverlander
    @JoshtheOverlander Před 3 lety +898

    Rin: How do you know about Reality Marbles? That's some high-concept stuff!
    ActuallySatan: You want high-concept? Let's talk about the moon!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Před 2 lety +135

      You be quiet about the moon

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 Před 2 lety +52

      @@whiteraven181 OK, let's talk about Brazil

    • @skyking4557
      @skyking4557 Před rokem +63

      Satan: *You want higher-concept stuff? Let's talk about Alien Civilization that create the cosmic being like the Moon and giving it conciousness* Fate became sci-fi

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 Před rokem

      @@skyking4557 And then, gave birth to the father of all fucker-mothering vampires.

    • @kevinhenrique4256
      @kevinhenrique4256 Před rokem +41

      @@michaeldaniels642 YOU BE QUIET ABOUT BRAZIL, I AM TRAUMATIZED WITH THAT 3.5 BILLION HP

  • @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess
    @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess Před 2 lety +143

    Lancer: "Let me get to the point..."
    Sudden add: "...listen to music uninterrupted with spotify premium!"

  • @selfloathinggivesmelife7810
    @selfloathinggivesmelife7810 Před 4 lety +4646

    "Can you summon Hell? Is that your Noble Phantasm?"
    I mean.....he can summon HIS Hell, so you're not wrong.

  • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
    @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 5 lety +2853

    "It should be impossible to summon something as powerful as a fallen angel...but, if the Devil really does stand before me, then it's my duty as a hero to take action!"
    Shit. That actually sounds totally in character for Cu in that situation... XD

    • @chrispeoples837
      @chrispeoples837 Před 5 lety +123

      He wasn't a hero but a dog

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 Před 5 lety +281

      @@chrispeoples837 Cu Culainn is a good boy.

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 Před 5 lety +47

      @@alexanderticonuwu7591 He kind of killed a dog so... not a great boy.

    • @alexanderticonuwu7591
      @alexanderticonuwu7591 Před 5 lety +194

      @@whoknows7968 Cu Culain: And when the owner found out, I offered to be a guard to replace the dog. Ever since then people started calling me a dog.

    • @jackhammertwo1
      @jackhammertwo1 Před 5 lety +73

      @@chrispeoples837 A dog trained by Scathach, and look how that turned out to be.

  • @gramfero
    @gramfero Před 2 měsíci +27

    "speak the devil's name"
    _7 years and 10 episodes later_
    _and he shall appear"

  • @bestpriest2224
    @bestpriest2224 Před 2 lety +454

    Cu Chulainn: It's impossible to summon something that powerful in the holy grail war.
    Fate Strange Fake: Are you sure about that?

    • @pablotomasllodra4423
      @pablotomasllodra4423 Před rokem +93

      Fate Grand Order: Are you really, really, reaaaaaaally SURE about that?

    • @thanhatnguyen-vf6de
      @thanhatnguyen-vf6de Před rokem +6

      He right tho

    • @adraxer1365
      @adraxer1365 Před rokem +14

      Manaka from Prototype: XDDD

    • @juggernautalpha8123
      @juggernautalpha8123 Před rokem +54

      To be fair, strange fake, grand order and to an extent, Extra are all special circumstances. You can't even properly summon an extra class and forcing it almost always guarantees failure (looking at the angry mango)

    • @gameygeemer4142
      @gameygeemer4142 Před rokem +11

      Fate/Hollow Ataraxia: Damn, sure are a lot of copy cats around here

  • @akksaba8658
    @akksaba8658 Před 7 lety +527

    Rin: "Stupid priest thinks Satan plays by his rules."
    I almost died laughing. Oh Rin, if only you knew...

  • @badbeardbill9956
    @badbeardbill9956 Před 4 lety +4932

    "Why do you hate yourself so much?"
    "THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
    Oh, Archer. Did you really lose your memories?

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  Před 4 lety +1122

      He canonically didn't, no.

    • @kaedox5367
      @kaedox5367 Před 4 lety +553

      He's just unwilling to confess his actual identity to rin.

    • @MajorLawliet
      @MajorLawliet Před 4 lety +359

      @@ProjectMouthwash He was actually very confused upon summoning, but he could recall some stuff.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 Před 4 lety +183

      @@kaedox5367 Same with how he was unwilling to confess his feelings towards Rin. HA!

    • @thetaurensftw
      @thetaurensftw Před 4 lety +200

      @@jacksilletti7274 that's what it was. poor guy banks on the chance to kill his past self to get out of service and gets screwed by a patch update from the grail.

  • @boneatled
    @boneatled Před rokem +137

    "It's too bad you didn't summon Lucifer, *you two might get along* "
    that got me

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX Před rokem +147

    "Weird, right? Probably the Grail." See, _that's_ how you deflect suspicion of why you know something. Good work, Archer; you're learning!

  • @Balorak146
    @Balorak146 Před 4 lety +1909

    UBW-A Archer: Oh, its just Sakura.
    HF Archer, fleeing in terror: I choose life!

    • @Metamine0
      @Metamine0 Před 3 lety +152

      Lmao I can't wait till Mouthwash covers HF.

    • @ZKP314
      @ZKP314 Před 2 lety +149

      @@Metamine0 Coming in 15 years…

    • @mellennia9
      @mellennia9 Před rokem +30

      @@ZKP314 I need HF kirei. It'll be *perfect*

    • @catgckool428
      @catgckool428 Před rokem +31

      "Oh, it's just Sakura." *Thinks about what he just said. Eyes open wide.* "I CHOSE LIFE!"

    • @sydakk
      @sydakk Před rokem +14

      I think in the abridged HF Archer would be the Shirou from this route as UBW archer seems to be from the studio dean version?

  • @devonspence7055
    @devonspence7055 Před 4 lety +2217

    I do love the fact that archer's flashbacks are the studio dean fate stay night

    • @diavolojaegar
      @diavolojaegar Před 3 lety +135

      It do be a bad flashbacks

    • @Nite-Mite
      @Nite-Mite Před 3 lety +48

      Same here, I was pleasantly surprised.

    • @moistfist1054
      @moistfist1054 Před 2 lety +72

      It’s a nice tidbit that I love. It means that after this ends, this version of archer manages to reach Avalon with his saber.

    • @Aaaashen
      @Aaaashen Před 2 lety +24

      @@moistfist1054 its cause thats the route archer is from but he failed to save saber and never ended up in avalon sadly

    • @moistfist1054
      @moistfist1054 Před 2 lety +28

      @@Aaaashen I know that, but in this particular abridged he is from fate route specifically.
      You can tell by the flashbacks. Assuming he doesn’t erase himself from existence (he almost faded when shirou almost died) then he should presumably reach Avalon eventually.
      Even if it’s not true or ever fully confirmed, I like to think he will.

  • @YelixRj
    @YelixRj Před 3 lety +287

    "I command you to not attempt to condemn my soul into the firey pits of hell or preform any demonic activities including but not limited to ritual sacrifices, the power of seals compells you. 100% maximum no chill"
    Bruh I can't even say this entire line without catching my breath. Rin voice actress is so talented

    • @uchophamxuan6515
      @uchophamxuan6515 Před rokem +14

      Lucifer: Hey Ereskingal, wanna merge with a mortal girl? It will be fun

  • @kissshotheartunderblade655
    @kissshotheartunderblade655 Před 3 lety +221

    "Shouldn't YOU be tormenting the souls of the damned?"
    "NO!"
    The voice acting on that "no" was beautiful

  • @wurmsrus2
    @wurmsrus2 Před 5 lety +595

    "that's hell you're walking into."
    "Called it!"
    "METAPHORICAL HELL, RIN!"

    • @nineix9438
      @nineix9438 Před 3 lety +6

      magnificent

    • @KazeelBaYz
      @KazeelBaYz Před 3 lety +3

      magnificent

    • @identi8040
      @identi8040 Před 3 lety +2

      Timestamp pls

    • @BenjaminN.
      @BenjaminN. Před 3 lety

      @@identi8040 no timestamp because it has not been said. however, it would be great if they put this in

  • @dragon9261
    @dragon9261 Před 5 lety +2265

    "I just want to stand over the corpses of 6 fallen heroes drinking ginger ale from a goblet touched by the blood of christ, you know normal teenage girl stuff"

  • @user-pi1lb4tf2f
    @user-pi1lb4tf2f Před 3 lety +189

    Rin used a command seal to not have her soul condemned in hell so the best Actually Satan can do is to have her soul merge with Ereshgikal.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Před rokem +264

    “Rin, he is going to murder me!”
    I see what you did there. 😏

  • @Kjack49044
    @Kjack49044 Před 5 lety +2523

    "Careful, Rin. Something tells me this guy's trouble and never wins fights."
    _Renji.exe has entered the game._

    • @Mewcaloid
      @Mewcaloid Před 4 lety +58

      Kevin Jackson this a bleach reference?

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 Před 4 lety +83

      Mewcaloid yep...the same VA voices Renji in the Project Mouthwash Bleach Abridged.

    • @warlion2618
      @warlion2618 Před 4 lety +43

      A FIREBALL! I CANT EVEN BEAT A NON CANON FIREBALL!

    • @ernievzla
      @ernievzla Před 4 lety +7

      But never loses them either

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 Před 4 lety +10

      Poor Renji.

  • @Void-og3hv
    @Void-og3hv Před 4 lety +4471

    “He is literally Irish Hercules Rin!”. Rin ”But is he....... SATAN!?”

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 Před 3 lety +581

      Worst part is, he's not wrong. He's basically as hard to kill. In his actual legend, Cu Chulainn took on a whole army by himself, and when he was about to die, tied himself to a rock with his *own intestines* in order to ensure he would die standing up. When he finally died and the enemy forces went to ensure he was dead, the guy who went to try stabbing him ended up getting his arm chopped off, because Cu Chulainn's corpse did a post mortem spasm, resulting in the arm holding his weapon to swing down and chop the guy's arm off. So, yeah... Irish Hercules. Not wrong there.

    • @BNF5005
      @BNF5005 Před 3 lety +187

      @@brandonhawker6597 No. Cu Chulainn is one of Ireland's greatest heroes, but he's definitely not Hercules. Cu Chulainn's feats in life are not remotely close to Herc's labors, lifting the sky and becoming a God after death. Lore wise, it'd be more accurate to call him Irish Achilles. Not hating on his myth but saying Cu is Irish Heracles is kind of overselling him.(and underselling Herc himself) It's a joke that the fanbase takes too seriously and I really wish people would stop spreading this around and selling it as a fact. They are not comparable.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 Před 3 lety +173

      @@BNF5005 I'm not actually serious. I do know it's a joke. But, in regards to how durable he is, it is pretty accurate. People make light of the fact that Cu Chulainn is always offed so easily that they forget that, in his actual legend, he survives some stuff that would kill about eight people half the hero he was. I was not saying that *all* of his feats in general equate to Hercules, simply the durability ones. If you notice, his greatest recorded durability feat is the only one I listed. I'm not trying to encompass everything that is Cu Chulainn and frame it in the same picture as Hercules.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 Před 3 lety +81

      @@BNF5005 And Achilles, depending on who he would be fighting, would, lorewise be even more durable than Hercules himself, seeing as he could only be hurt or killed after his heel is pierced, or by someone who is also divine in nature. So, Cu Chulainn can't be compared durability wise to Achilles, since Achilles would be unkillable to most people. Same thing with Siegfried. Trust me, I am a Fate Fan, but I'm not stupid enough to look at Cu Chulainn and think "Oh, he's Irish Hercules". I do know for a fact that Hercules in Fate would absolutely destroy Cu Chulainn in a fight. Even though Cu Chulainn is incredibly durable and hard to kill, Hercules is just as difficult to kill in terms of actually being able to put him down, and has auto-revive on top of that. In terms of what it takes to simply kill them once, they're about equal. The issue is that, for Hercules, it would require you to repeat the process 12 times in a row, while with Cu Chulainn, you just need one and you're done.

    • @brandonhawker6597
      @brandonhawker6597 Před 3 lety +79

      To use Fate as an example, in both the Fate and UBW routes, Cu Chulainn and Hercules fight Gilgamesh in each Route respectively. In Fate Route, in terrain working against him, it takes Gilgamesh two hours to kill Cu Chulainn. This is as much his Battle Continuation Skill as it is his sheer agility. Hercules is killed far faster, but this is simply because he can't rationally think and is just trying to bumrush Gilgamesh. But, in both scenarios, it takes a guy who literally can just throw weapons at you constantly to solo them, and even then, it still takes him a while, simply because one is absurdly hard to kill and is insanely fast, and the other is also insanely hard to kill and will just revive if you do kill him. But that's part and parcel of it. Hercules can just bumrush Gilgamesh because on top of being fast, he will revive himself and is insanely strong. Cu Chulainn has roughly the same physical durability, but because he has the one life, he has to focus on dodging and speed. Cu Chulainn does not measure up to Hercules in terms of actual physical strength, but his absurd Battle Continuation Skill makes him just as difficult to kill as one of Hercules' lives. Essentially, you need to overkill both of them to actually put them down. The only difference is that Hercules needs overkill times 12. Cu Chulainn just needs the one. And that's why Hercules is ultimately better. Besides, we didn't even see Hercules at his best in F/SN. Archer Hercules is FAR more powerful.

  • @winghong3
    @winghong3 Před 3 lety +190

    That "Here I go, stopping Lancer....I'm committed" line from Archer still cracks me up every time XD

  • @Hyperdragon1701
    @Hyperdragon1701 Před 3 lety +162

    I love how "I WANT THAT!" is now a Cannon Character Trait for Shirou thanks to Fate GO.

  • @justinthompson6364
    @justinthompson6364 Před 5 lety +2311

    "Something tells me this guy is trouble and never wins fights."
    "Who are you? Lancer?"

    • @SergioBocanegra
      @SergioBocanegra Před 4 lety +102

      Well someone has to hype up the other servants

    • @SenorGuina
      @SenorGuina Před 4 lety +54

      Well lancer won all his fights in ubw though

    • @justinthompson6364
      @justinthompson6364 Před 4 lety +114

      @@SenorGuina I'd say most of his fights in UBW aren't really decisive, unless you count him kicking around Shirou and Shinji

    • @JamesCPotter13
      @JamesCPotter13 Před 4 lety +26

      Who are you? Renji?

    • @sethrenegade3533
      @sethrenegade3533 Před 4 lety +63

      There was a movie where he was a mage class and he actually won the against archer, Saber and assassin.

  • @XeroScheneider
    @XeroScheneider Před 5 lety +1363

    I love How passive-aggressive sakura is.

    • @narutardkyuubi
      @narutardkyuubi Před 5 lety +255

      She seems entirely aware of how the narrative screws her over in this route. Shirou basically forgets she exists, but she gets NTR’ed by her own sister.

    • @archerspectre8058
      @archerspectre8058 Před 4 lety +39

      Just dropping my papers everywhere..
      Cuz thats what i love doing

    • @bruce-me
      @bruce-me Před 4 lety +4

      Asuna is racist tho

    • @Ish_the_drift_boi
      @Ish_the_drift_boi Před 4 lety +10

      "What's up T-Dog?!"
      -Asuna SAO Abridged by Something Witty Entertainment

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark Před 3 lety +9

      Imagine how she would be if they abridged Heaven's Feel...

  • @luciferamigodobairro6169
    @luciferamigodobairro6169 Před 3 lety +604

    3:08 "too bad she didnt summon Lucifer. You two might get along"
    This inplies A: Lucifer is an actual summon and B: Archer knows him. And now i want a anti-hero spirit Lucifer

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  Před 3 lety +188

      It implies sarcasm.

    • @luciferamigodobairro6169
      @luciferamigodobairro6169 Před 3 lety +109

      @@ProjectMouthwash Still. A heroic spirit Jesus and a anti-hero spirit Lucifer is the perfect receipe for an event

    • @jamzilla960
      @jamzilla960 Před 11 měsíci +35

      Divine spirits are technically in the throne , but are impossible to summon due to the weakness of the grail.

    • @rosehades2843
      @rosehades2843 Před 11 měsíci +9

      They are an fgo servant! Completely slipped my mind I think they are in one of the lostbelts

    • @yakobi8434
      @yakobi8434 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Closest we get is Angry Mango

  • @mansonchan6257
    @mansonchan6257 Před 3 lety +76

    "You have a reality marble don't you?"
    "I don't know what you're talking about rin."
    "can you summon hell? is that your noble phantasm?"
    well, she's not wrong

  • @edelbrock443
    @edelbrock443 Před 5 lety +2719

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer stupid."
    "You sure about that? You sure that's a fact Rin?"
    The quality of this series is going to be on par with TFS Hellsing Ultimate, isn't it?

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 Před 4 lety +165

      Laughs maniacally in Gilgamesh

    • @TribalGrayFox
      @TribalGrayFox Před 4 lety +44

      No better, and I dare say that!

    • @pumpdaddyg
      @pumpdaddyg Před 4 lety +12

      Bite me

    • @noblesseoblige319
      @noblesseoblige319 Před 4 lety +50

      Probably because half of the cast also works on tfs abridged stuff.
      And by "half", I mean most of them.
      Same goes for sao abridged.

    • @samaramorgan8023
      @samaramorgan8023 Před 4 lety +13

      @@pumpdaddyg bite me, Bite Me

  • @DarkKnightOfShadows
    @DarkKnightOfShadows Před 7 lety +699

    All of the in-jokes about Archer are hilarious. Hates himself. Hiding his identity. Wants Shirou really, REALLY dead. No accountability. Yep.
    Crazy Rin is Crazy and hilarious.

    • @anhdinhlamduc5700
      @anhdinhlamduc5700 Před 7 lety +6

      Chris Koswin Archer don't want anybody else to kill Shirou.

    • @mangawarrior1
      @mangawarrior1 Před 7 lety

      Chris Koswin
      Kek

    • @TheGawain13
      @TheGawain13 Před 7 lety +37

      The best in joke would have been is Sakura asked rin if she heard her mumbling about killing everyone when Rin asked.

    • @Phogoth
      @Phogoth Před 7 lety +4

      I'm having a dumb moment, could you explain the "zero accountability" aspect?

    • @DarkKnightOfShadows
      @DarkKnightOfShadows Před 7 lety +93

      In life, Archer traveled the world saving people; whether they, or their governments, liked it or not. He answered to no one, caring only about saving lives. No Accountability.
      Then he was framed for war crimes, and executed. He was held accountable for actions that were not his, and was screwed over.
      Also, there's that bit with the consequences of his Deal with The World...
      Lets just say, he doesn't have a good relationship with accountability...

  • @cernunnos8344
    @cernunnos8344 Před 9 měsíci +47

    Archer casually outing himself as Shirou and Rin not catching on is hilarious

  • @hayasakakazuha4144
    @hayasakakazuha4144 Před 2 lety +85

    Archer's abridged voice really fit how he sounds like in the original Japanese dub which is truly amazing.

  • @namikazenara9379
    @namikazenara9379 Před 7 lety +2096

    I can't wait until Archer actually summon UBW.
    Archer: "this...is my hell."
    Rin: "I called it!"

    • @juanarroyo6733
      @juanarroyo6733 Před 6 lety +43

      I just added the 666th like to your comment.

    • @DenisEinzbern
      @DenisEinzbern Před 6 lety +61

      UHW* unlimited hell's work

    • @Yes-kb5yv
      @Yes-kb5yv Před 6 lety +4

      EmperorUmu Is Life! Hah too funny XD

    • @deadlybeauty53
      @deadlybeauty53 Před 5 lety +5

      AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I actually imagined such a scene in my head with your words ahahahhahahahahha i fucking died.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 Před 5 lety +30

      KevinSaidHi this is shiro we’re talking about. It’s UPW.
      Unlimited pipe works

  • @RandInternet
    @RandInternet Před 6 lety +1686

    "Hey, that's hell you're walking into"
    -- Actually Satan

    • @DarkHopeAssassin
      @DarkHopeAssassin Před 6 lety +54

      This comment of yours made me laugh nearly as hard as this gem of an abridged episode. Thank you! :DDD

    • @someguyontheinternet5002
      @someguyontheinternet5002 Před 5 lety +9

      666 likes

    • @ghost_no_life8520
      @ghost_no_life8520 Před 5 lety +7

      This is underrated

    • @anonnimoose7987
      @anonnimoose7987 Před 5 lety +31

      Actually Satan: *sees a player about to play FGO*
      Hey kid. That's hell you're walking into.
      FGO Player: *takes out his wallet* ..... I know.

  • @kiggerst
    @kiggerst Před 4 lety +73

    Archer : "we almost there rin."
    Rin : "i dont even need to give u direction or anything."
    Archer : "weird right? Probably the grail"
    That got me good lol

  • @aniphoenix9474
    @aniphoenix9474 Před 2 lety +259

    4:37 "why do you hate your self so much?"
    "THERE ARE MANY REASONS!"
    that reference though😂😂😂

    • @valentintepes8240
      @valentintepes8240 Před rokem

      what reference

    • @BloodrealmX
      @BloodrealmX Před rokem +21

      @@valentintepes8240 Reference to the fact he knows _exactly_ who he is and all of his goals are because he hates himself.

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@valentintepes8240 The reference to who Archer is and why he hates himself.

  • @GunslingerGeneral
    @GunslingerGeneral Před 5 lety +403

    >Watching through this like a normal abridged series
    "Yeah, this seems like a good one, with clever jokes and top notch voice acto-"
    >hear SAO Abridged Kirito
    "Oh this is gonna get even better-"

  • @receedzeraq9488
    @receedzeraq9488 Před 6 lety +1823

    GET DUNKED ON, SCHOOL, HAS SCHOOL EVER LET ME MEET A HERO FROM THE PAST? I DONT THINK SO.
    "Summon a hero from the future"

    • @lifeofvadim
      @lifeofvadim Před 5 lety +98

      Half mark. Nice attempt through!!!
      *B-*

    • @TheArcSet
      @TheArcSet Před 5 lety +50

      The Mind's eye is sharp with this one.

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago Před 5 lety +23

      Actually He's The Counterbalance To Gilgamesh.

    • @TheArcSet
      @TheArcSet Před 5 lety +41

      @@SeviathTheHumanDrago ​ Ian Green Well, while it is true that 'Shirou' bested Gil in FSN, it should still be noted: he couldn't actually win the fight and Gil wasn't fighting him seriously; if he started out with a planetary scale attack, or just used the weaker abilities his main NP from the start, it's hard to see how Archer or Shirou could compete (heck, Gil could use the proto-Rule-Breaker on the marble); Shirou actually calls out that he can't even comprehend the existence of Ea, let alone trace it; it's on a completely different level to Excalibur, it is literally the apex NP.

    • @Guymano
      @Guymano Před 5 lety +4

      Boi 🤣

  • @_draconic
    @_draconic Před 3 lety +125

    Rin: "you can't just trow a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    Gilgamesh: "ok keep talking"
    Shiro: "u sure about that?"
    litarly every archer: "ehhhh"

    • @juliansummers5983
      @juliansummers5983 Před 2 měsíci

      Oda: "I use guns that shot magic energy like a Kamehameha."

  • @jw-py9nw
    @jw-py9nw Před 10 měsíci +11

    "And would it kill ya to say hi to me in the halls once in a while?!"
    I mean, based on tonight, maybe?

  • @_LightningAnime
    @_LightningAnime Před 7 lety +787

    7:50 Best Line ever:
    Rin: I just wanna stand over the corpses of six fallen heroes drinking Ginger Ale from a Goblet touched by the Blood of christ. Teenage girl stuff

    • @bleachbleachBLEACHER
      @bleachbleachBLEACHER Před 7 lety +52

      Agreed. I recited this line to my friend today, and he practically fell on the floor laughing.

    • @unsung_hero8097
      @unsung_hero8097 Před 7 lety +15

      LightningAnime that's my life goal now lol

    • @MirroredDreamscape
      @MirroredDreamscape Před 7 lety +98

      LightningAnime
      "You can't just throw weapons and call yourself an archer, stupid!"
      "You sure about that. You sure that's a fact, Rin."
      Archer's delivery of that line is what killed me.

    • @Saber-uf6ol
      @Saber-uf6ol Před 7 lety +5

      Agreed

    • @asifismail7812
      @asifismail7812 Před 6 lety +10

      * Archer: so you will give me whatever i want? and all you want is a cup?!

  • @ThatGuy-kf5kc
    @ThatGuy-kf5kc Před 5 lety +1829

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    *cough* Gilgamesh *cough*

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 5 lety +65

      *ubw movie intensifies*

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 Před 5 lety +49

      Cough* literally what Gil and several archers do

    • @lull9006
      @lull9006 Před 5 lety +43

      "You sure about that, you sure that's a fact Rin?"

    • @Kimu3657
      @Kimu3657 Před 5 lety +6

      Tbh, I think they shoot weapons, not throwing them

    • @watcherofmemelords7967
      @watcherofmemelords7967 Před 4 lety +13

      To be fair gil kinda shoots his weapons out of the vault, presumably from an ancient Mesopotamian slingshot, at least that's what I think?

  • @heartlessscorpion1334
    @heartlessscorpion1334 Před 3 lety +82

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer."
    Gilgamesh and Shirou just wheezing in the background

  • @lucasgray1492
    @lucasgray1492 Před 3 lety +63

    The fact that she thinks he’s Satan is one thing but the fact that she honestly doesn’t give a crap what he might do with the power of the grail. That means if he was really Satan she wouldn’t care what he would do.

    • @Elmithian
      @Elmithian Před 8 měsíci +2

      Tbf, depending on what interpretation of Satan you go for, he could wish for something "reasonable", like "Dad, can't you bloody forgive me already?"
      Or, "I wish all souls in hell are forgiven"
      Or my favourite; "turn earth into hell"

    • @ethanklee9041
      @ethanklee9041 Před 8 měsíci

      @@Elmithian Well the grail definitely got you covered on the last one.

    • @pablothecoffeelover2551
      @pablothecoffeelover2551 Před 6 měsíci

      @@ethanklee9041wait there is actual satan In the game?

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 Před 6 měsíci

      @@Elmithian You're missing the big one: God's gambling buddy. Which I believe is the only devil actually in the bible itself oddly enough. That is where the term Satan specifically comes from, most of the rest come from secondary material that may or may not be ascended fanon, with the closest link being that the name Lucifer (origin being a reference to Venus, which considering the point in time was probably also vaguely referencing the roman goddess) gets hurled at an arrogant king as an insult. Then a guy wrote a whole story that people just kinda assumed was true that made Lucifer out as a fallen angel's name. Interesting history to look through honestly. Either way though, Satan I'd take as a gambler, Lucifer has a 50/50 of being a wraith depending on if he actually existed in FSN canon, and dunno the status of the other devils, most of them are also secondary stories, but in that sense they probably share Luci's status as a coin toss for if they are more than a wraith.

  • @Valla0
    @Valla0 Před 6 lety +642

    i can see it now, when Rin finds out Archer is actually Shiro she will turn to him and say "Shiro why didn't you tell me you were actually Satan!!!"

    • @RalkonEthinora
      @RalkonEthinora Před 5 lety +75

      If this is the case then that means that it is in fact possible that Raven from Teen Titans is the daughter of rin and shiro

    • @archiostivnnih2774
      @archiostivnnih2774 Před 5 lety +32

      @@RalkonEthinora
      your argument is kinda.... valid

    • @teammiracletriggervangaurd2317
      @teammiracletriggervangaurd2317 Před 5 lety +11

      She aittained unlimited maximum no chill worls

    • @josegregoriobencomogomez4958
      @josegregoriobencomogomez4958 Před 5 lety +14

      @@RalkonEthinora Riyo's Gudako is the daughter of Rin and Shirou.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Před 5 lety +8

      Don’t forget their son,he actually dated Galahad’s Sister.

  • @tangency09
    @tangency09 Před 4 lety +1355

    Rin: I figured it out, you're actually Satan!
    Archer: That's uncalled for.....
    Rin: Actually Satan, by the power of my command seal!
    Archer: THAT'S uncalled for!

    • @isaaceyfish
      @isaaceyfish Před 3 lety +55

      The power of seals compels you! 100 PERCENT MAXIMUM NO CHILL!

    • @whiteraven181
      @whiteraven181 Před 2 lety +23

      Genuinely one of the best delivered lines in a parody or not I've heard to date.

    • @arcaineshifter1799
      @arcaineshifter1799 Před 2 lety +7

      For lore purposes if doesn't that mean archer can't sacrifice rin to the holy grail to get his wish

  • @bluestar-4496
    @bluestar-4496 Před 4 lety +59

    I love how they had archer acting when he remembered the events around saber, because yea archer is suppose to come from a very similar time line to the fate route so he would believe he was about to get seriously injured since Shirou doesn’t use a command spell to stop her in the fate and heaven’s feel routes.

  • @midgetydeath
    @midgetydeath Před rokem +22

    When abridged Archer sounds more Archer than canon Archer. The music of his entrance and first conversation with Rin is also perfect, dunno if that's from the anime or your own group's utter genius.

  • @MultiAFroDuck
    @MultiAFroDuck Před 6 lety +1579

    the voice actress of Rin is amazingly talented! she totally brought life to that role! everyone else in this is extremely talented as well, but Rin is something else

    • @nakfyre9512
      @nakfyre9512 Před 6 lety +67

      she does deserve this exclusive episode

    • @typintypos
      @typintypos Před 5 lety +11

      I second this!

    • @berserkerlewis7089
      @berserkerlewis7089 Před 5 lety +44

      Yeah, not only did I get into and watch all of the Fate series because of this abridged series, but I also had to acclimate to Rin's voice in the actual anime, cause I'm so used to the voice here 😂

    • @Regmuslima
      @Regmuslima Před 5 lety +17

      Berserker Lewis Same for me when it came to Karito's abridged voice. ....prefer that kirito actually

    • @hakirby
      @hakirby Před 5 lety +4

      @@berserkerlewis7089 not just you

  • @ryuuronin9852
    @ryuuronin9852 Před 6 lety +332

    Rin: Why do you hate yourself so much?
    Archer: There are many reasons!
    Having finally seen the show through. Wow you are not even kidding!

  • @MageofFlowers-UwU
    @MageofFlowers-UwU Před 3 měsíci +6

    Rin: "I dont want randoms getting hurt in the War!"
    *10 minutes earlier*
    Rin: "Hey do you think carpet bombing the town would attract other Servants?"

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před 3 měsíci +3

      She's a teenage girl. Consistency isn't exactly in her wheelhouse. 😁
      -- But more seriously, I read it that as being about Rin's journey here. Her character arc in UBW is arguably her discovering that while she talks a great game about being the kind of cold psychopathic Mage her dad was, when push comes to shove, she doesn't really have it in her to go through with it. It turns out that she might actually be -- _(gasp!)_ -- a good person who wants love and affection like any other human being! Who knew?

  • @NIKAtheWORM
    @NIKAtheWORM Před 5 měsíci +9

    Here again because it's Arch-- I mean, Saber's 20th summoning anniversary! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před 3 měsíci

      Oh, yeah. The original VA novel was supposed to be set in 2004, wasn't it?

  • @AverageAsianMe
    @AverageAsianMe Před 7 lety +301

    Rin: Why do you hate yourself?
    Archer: There are so many reasons.
    why does that sound lile foreshadowing?

    • @NullSchmid
      @NullSchmid Před 6 lety +13

      AverageAsianMe because it very much is

    • @DeathGodRiku
      @DeathGodRiku Před 6 lety

      Because you're right

    • @macrux152__8
      @macrux152__8 Před 6 lety +11

      EVERYTHING HERE IS FORSHADOWING. Sorry, just had to say it. Seeing little things with their banter that just tickles my fandom.

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 Před 6 lety

      AverageAsianMe

  • @darkslayer3418
    @darkslayer3418 Před 5 lety +1588

    Rin: White hair red clothes *Talks about what Archer is.
    Me: Dante, Son of Sparda?
    Rin: YOU'RE SATAN!
    Me: DAMN IT!

    • @griffingower1883
      @griffingower1883 Před 5 lety +64

      Rin The devil doesn't have white hair or wears red clothes the devil is part unfeeling machine and part raging horned devil aka a cyberdemon

    • @monsterhiddenfromthesun210
      @monsterhiddenfromthesun210 Před 5 lety +124

      No..... Satan is a PART TIMER!

    • @kainlocke9934
      @kainlocke9934 Před 5 lety +7

      That's what I said

    • @KingBurger52
      @KingBurger52 Před 5 lety +48

      I would love to see Dante and Vergil as servants

    • @hellraiser217
      @hellraiser217 Před 5 lety +32

      ACTUALLY Satan. The actually part is important I think.

  • @salvadortoscano2534
    @salvadortoscano2534 Před 3 lety +35

    "You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid!"
    Me :*looks at Goldie suspiciously* She's kinda got a point

  • @water_color
    @water_color Před 3 lety +40

    I have to say, I love how the characters shine so well in the script and line delivery in a way that feels unique while still somehow sounding in-character

  • @Shou_22
    @Shou_22 Před 5 lety +1457

    Kirei: You can't summon Satan.
    **laughs in persona**

    • @Bell-yw9dd
      @Bell-yw9dd Před 4 lety +41

      ARSENE!!!!!

    • @Shou_22
      @Shou_22 Před 4 lety +52

      @@Bell-yw9dd i meant Arsene's final form Sataniel (basically Satan)... But sure...

    • @Tbonezz11
      @Tbonezz11 Před 4 lety +36

      @@Shou_22 i mean there is a persona that is ACTUALLY satan so...

    • @Imperial_Remnant
      @Imperial_Remnant Před 4 lety +48

      You can summon Jesus and ACTUALLY Satan in Persona, another reason why Persona 3 is one of my favorite game.

    • @EvergreenHue
      @EvergreenHue Před 4 lety +8

      Gun Jesus and Depressed boi, the same guy

  • @z24hourgamer2
    @z24hourgamer2 Před 5 lety +916

    NO IM NOT CARPET BOMBING THE CITY
    Rin: Of course you're not we would need an archer for that.
    Satan: This is my life now

    • @kgb4150
      @kgb4150 Před 3 lety +52

      Actually Satan, the Actually is important, I think

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg Před 3 lety +1

      Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

    • @mryeet4028
      @mryeet4028 Před 3 lety +8

      @@Black-cj1eg becuase he's actually satan

    • @batterie1928
      @batterie1928 Před 3 lety +19

      @@Black-cj1eg “actually” is used for emphasis, the way Rin uses it in “Actually Satan” shows that she’s constantly confirming his legitimate identity

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg Před 3 lety +3

      @@batterie1928 thank god someone answered it

  • @000Dragon50000
    @000Dragon50000 Před 9 měsíci +7

    I... only just realised Rin's line about the entirety of humanity blaming satan for their shortcomings...
    Was a sly fucking reference to Angra Mainyu. The fuck. How did I miss that.

  • @yat0ro358
    @yat0ro358 Před 2 lety +23

    8:50
    The line delivery from Kirei here is so good oh my god

  • @SuperFunnyboy78
    @SuperFunnyboy78 Před 4 lety +937

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer, stupid.”
    Gilgamesh: *Laughs in GOB*

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 4 lety +54

      That's literally what 90% of Archer servants do
      And some of them don't even throw weapons LIKE Tawara Tota who throws rice sacks

    • @sgcastle8389
      @sgcastle8389 Před 4 lety +6

      Gilgamash laughing: That Zashiu 😂😂

    • @punchyboi6915
      @punchyboi6915 Před 4 lety +15

      @@GBlockbreaker its honestly my favorite attack. Make a bunch of swords and yeet them

    • @bugmoon1939
      @bugmoon1939 Před rokem

      @@GBlockbreaker The archer class really is made of archers! - Rin

  • @NeinKyori
    @NeinKyori Před 6 lety +800

    "No Rin, I'm not carpet-bombing the city
    *nuke a freaking cemetery later on*
    That's kinda close i guess

    • @9Godslayer
      @9Godslayer Před 5 lety +76

      In his defense those people were already dead.

    • @gildedphoenix
      @gildedphoenix Před 5 lety +37

      And another case was, THAT FUCKING BERSERKER!

    • @danieloceansmith3156
      @danieloceansmith3156 Před 4 lety +11

      Plus a nuke is not carpet bombing.
      That is more of a line of bombs then one massive ass one.

    • @thehunter321gaming8
      @thehunter321gaming8 Před 4 lety +2

      @@danieloceansmith3156 still massive damage nun the less

  • @skiptracy5150
    @skiptracy5150 Před 2 lety +75

    I hope it's just an accidental deletion not a permanent one, for I watch this series over and again. Great videos and absolutely amazing voice work.

    • @ProjectMouthwash
      @ProjectMouthwash  Před 2 lety +34

      Nothing was deleted. Episodes were taken down by Sony.

    • @skiptracy5150
      @skiptracy5150 Před 2 lety +11

      @@ProjectMouthwash ohhh SONY took them down. Well that isn't very nice of them now is it. Thank you for your reply.

  • @clyvetruises9587
    @clyvetruises9587 Před 3 lety +21

    11:19
    Rin: You can't just throw weapons and call yourself an Archer
    Emiya and *73% OF THE ARCHER SERVANTS* : *get deeply offended

  • @UltimaAzN
    @UltimaAzN Před 6 lety +1720

    Lancer: "So you're a Saber servant then. Not much of a swordsman when it comes down to it. What's your True Name, Saber?"
    "Saber": "Bite Me. What's yours?"
    Lancer: "Me? My name's Mario. First name Mario. Last name Mario. Mario Mario."
    "Bite Me": "Funny, I took you for the great Italian spearman Cu Chu-lame."
    "Mario Mario": "Bite me, "Bite Me""
    *This is one of the most cleverly written bits of dialogue ever. I can't help but stop to admire this wordplay.*

    • @nakfyre9512
      @nakfyre9512 Před 6 lety +128

      thanks to this comment i just realized:
      " 'Bite Me': You noticed That?
      " 'Mario": Im a spearman. Perceptiveness is my thing 'Bite Me'."

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux Před 5 lety +90

      I for one, feel so sorry for Lancer, being forced to watch Super Mario Bros. by his sadistic Master.

    • @Toneill029
      @Toneill029 Před 5 lety +6

      Agreed.

    • @SIRslipperyasp91
      @SIRslipperyasp91 Před 5 lety +4

      I do not get it.

    • @AsaelTheBeast
      @AsaelTheBeast Před 5 lety +47

      @@SIRslipperyasp91
      It's a refrence to the live action 'super mario brothers' movie released a few decades ago. (specifically, 1993.)
      Mario's full name in the film is Mario Mario, his brothers name is Luigi Mario.
      The movie was very stupid, and panned by critics, unsurprisingly.

  • @nightwing2199
    @nightwing2199 Před 5 lety +1915

    So if Archer is "Actually Satan", does that make Saber "Actually Jesus" due to her ability to run on water? :thinking:

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Před 4 lety +101

      by that argument a ton of ninja and other martial arts types in anime are also our Lord and Savior

    • @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649
      @oldchannelforayoungstupidf2649 Před 4 lety +183

      Actually, no. Saber would be "Actually God" because she is Shirou's Tiger Mom. And can you guess who Archer truly is? He is, DUN DUN DUN, Shirou fucking Emiya.

    • @Black-cj1eg
      @Black-cj1eg Před 3 lety +7

      Okay, i'm not a native english speaker. Can someone please explain me why the fuck the 'actually' is important???

    • @AlleluiaElizabeth
      @AlleluiaElizabeth Před 3 lety +31

      @@Black-cj1eg Its an unnecessary emphasis on the name/title it precedes, and also is capitalized as if its part of a proper noun/title, and that makes it amusing.

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec Před 3 lety +1

      @@CorvusCorone68 Ninja use tricks

  • @dakduen7943
    @dakduen7943 Před rokem +15

    I'm rewatching this to celebrate it's back up

  • @aqj2014
    @aqj2014 Před 3 lety +140

    rin near the start: what if we carpet bombed the city?
    rin halfway through: im gonna murder all my friends!
    rin at 15:20 (about five minutes later) "i dont want randos being hurt in the war!"
    make up your mind girl

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před rokem +15

      To be fair, consistency isn't really her strong suit.

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 Před rokem +3

      @@Brasswatchman nope

    • @jkattack2640
      @jkattack2640 Před 11 měsíci +4

      #teenagegirlthings

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před 3 měsíci +1

      More seriously, though, I tend to read this as Rin talking a good game about being a total sacrifice-friendly human-life-is-cheap psychopath Mage like her dad... but when push comes to shove, she doesn't quite have it in her. Her whole arc in UBW is arguably her learning that, against all odds, she is -- _shock!_ _gasp!_ -- an actually *good person* who wants love and affection just like every other mortal human, and maybe that isn't such a bad thing.

  • @ryguy4107
    @ryguy4107 Před 6 lety +1420

    “You can’t just throw a weapon and call yourself an Archer”
    ......*glances towards the man in gold*......yeah dont Be silly.

    • @mamenchia
      @mamenchia Před 6 lety +192

      "You sure about that? You sure that's fact Rin?"

    • @dontneedtoknow9629
      @dontneedtoknow9629 Před 6 lety +71

      Both archers were like that :v. Not accounting that strongest archer doesn't actually use bow :v

    • @Midnight-wh2bs
      @Midnight-wh2bs Před 6 lety +58

      Technically those lines of dialogue were referring to Archer EMIYA more than Archer Gilgamesh, cause Gil shoots the weapons out of portals while EMIYA tends to throw them, or at least, his main 2 swords he throws.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 5 lety +2

      i actually never got the comments before,but i recently watched the ubw movie and gil does throw weapons

    • @water_color
      @water_color Před 5 lety +32

      David: Flings rocks with a slingshot
      Tawara Touta: Flings fucking baskets of rice

  • @animegray9085
    @animegray9085 Před 6 lety +215

    "I'll kill all my friends so this other person can't do it first."
    "I don't want randoms hurt in the war!"
    -Rin Tohsaka Abridged 2017

    • @chrispeoples837
      @chrispeoples837 Před 5 lety

      Lmbo

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 Před 5 lety

      Yeah like...what are your priorities woman?

    • @JunkoEnoshima.
      @JunkoEnoshima. Před 5 lety +5

      She is a genius She doesn t want some dumb mage to kill everyone So She will kill everyone first If they are gonna die for sure but If there is a chance for them to survive She will save them because She doesn t want randoms to hurt in the war RIN TOHSAKA LOGİC %100

  • @user-Jay178
    @user-Jay178 Před rokem +35

    This Abridged is amazing. Thanks for all you and your team work. Great video

  • @meruzhansargsyan1476
    @meruzhansargsyan1476 Před 3 lety +26

    This is lowkey more enjoyable than the actual anime. You guys did a great job on all the episodes... Can't wait for the next one

  • @Irmarinen
    @Irmarinen Před 4 lety +965

    Calling it now: Gilgamesh is gonna ask Rin what does she want the Grail for, gets an answer of: "just to drink from it", and gets a flashback to scene from babylonia, when he did that.

    • @anontheweeb87
      @anontheweeb87 Před 2 lety +231

      I'm also calling it...
      Except, I think it'd happen during Shirou vs Gil fight, something like:
      "What do you even want the Grail for anyway?" (Gilgamesh)
      "I want to save people and Rin just wants the cup." (Shirou)
      "Just the cup?" (Gilgamesh)
      "Yeah, apparently drinking from a goblet touched by the blood of christ was her life-long dream... Although, looking at it right now I doubt she'd want to drink anything from a giant Shinji-tumor." (Shirou)
      *Insert Babylonia flashback*
      "Fufu... Fufufu... Fuwahahahhahaha!" (Gilgamesh)
      "I like her." (Gilgamesh)
      It'd also be a nod to the fact that Rin was stated to be Gil's ideal choice for a master.

    • @aniphoenix9474
      @aniphoenix9474 Před rokem +16

      You know, even if they didn't plan it when you wrote that comment, they better see this god send of an idea so they can implement it into the script somehow.
      Edit: To anyone and everyone who sees this reply, Please upvote the OP's comment so PM can see it!

    • @jamestheaverageman6959
      @jamestheaverageman6959 Před rokem +2

      @@aniphoenix9474 This isn't Reddit, we don't have upvotes.

    • @letsrank9349
      @letsrank9349 Před 9 měsíci +3

      It's possible, TFS made the "Even you best buddy" scene work.

    • @Shadethewolfy
      @Shadethewolfy Před 6 měsíci +2

      Given that his type is noble virgin women... yeah, I can see him seeing Rin as an ideal master.@@anontheweeb87

  • @Allyoops02
    @Allyoops02 Před 7 lety +673

    "I WANT THAT!!!"
    "Who said that?! Who just complimented us?!"
    "I'M SORRY!"
    Bahahahaha XD

    • @mamenchia
      @mamenchia Před 6 lety +37

      Ally Root Lancer's reaction was like a puppies reaction to getting pet by a random stranger 😂😂😂

    • @nglnamccdr5179
      @nglnamccdr5179 Před 6 lety +18

      He is the Hound of Ireland, after all! Lol

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o Před 6 lety +2

      Wait, was that octopimp?

    • @danielseaman5039
      @danielseaman5039 Před 5 lety +4

      was that Kiritos va from SAOA

  • @cardodaman5146
    @cardodaman5146 Před 3 lety +28

    The amount of times I rewatched this is UNCOUNTABLE.
    This is just hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SDHVFS
    @SDHVFS Před 3 lety +30

    Archer: Its to bad you didn't summon lucifer you two might get along
    Nasu: Rin and Gilgamesh would get along

    • @Brasswatchman
      @Brasswatchman Před 3 měsíci

      But... Rin's on the same wavelength as Ishtar, right? Wouldn't Gil loath her just for the similarities there?

    • @SDHVFS
      @SDHVFS Před 3 měsíci +1

      @Brasswatchman
      Gil and Ishtar hate each other, the only reason they work together in FGO is because of Rin
      It's mentioned by Gil in FGO that Rin tones down ishtars worst qualities making her not so annoying
      And in CCC he praises her multiple times and even says by the end a master servant combo of him and her would he fun
      Rin would love Gil cause he is rich and solve all her money problems

  • @denismawe4394
    @denismawe4394 Před 6 lety +411

    "this guy is basically Irish hercules!" -Accurate.

    • @Lemuel928
      @Lemuel928 Před 6 lety +7

      But Cu is not Berserker Class..If he was.

    • @denismawe4394
      @denismawe4394 Před 6 lety +37

      I'm talking about the actual myth of cuchullain. And I think in one of the games he is a berserker, because of Riastrád. A power that let's cuchullain transform and basically go completely insane. Their characters in the show aren't very similar at all.

    • @TheArcSet
      @TheArcSet Před 6 lety +9

      Except for both being demi-gods and one man armies.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 Před 5 lety +5

      well,if we consider fate/go....
      fans:"no we dont"
      we might just assume that berserker cu would be similar to cu alter.which would mean higher survivability than herc and better stats,but no extralives he could bounce off to if he does die.considering hercs survivability is actually quite high outside of go tho,berserker cu would basicly just run over everyone anyways.but then there is the possibility he is nothing like cu alter,in which case what i just said is invalid xD

    • @HaloFTW55
      @HaloFTW55 Před 5 lety +2

      Without the luck tho

  • @zealed.
    @zealed. Před 4 lety +507

    "There once was a girl on a rooftop, and on her I just got the drop" -Mario Mario

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 Před 3 lety +60

      "Bite me Bite-me!" - Mario Mario

    • @gamergod8210
      @gamergod8210 Před 3 lety +41

      “Mario Mario” - Mario Mario

  • @domine2693
    @domine2693 Před 3 lety +19

    Archers characterisation is soo good and funny, I know I’m late I DONT CARE.
    Edit: especially the shirou jokes, it’s really gratifying.

  • @Asgardian_DM
    @Asgardian_DM Před 2 měsíci +7

    Rewatch gang!

  • @A_alt1125
    @A_alt1125 Před 7 lety +836

    There is a reference to Gilgamesh in this episode:
    Rin:" You can't just throw a weapon and call yourself an archer"
    Archer: "Are you sure about that Rin"

    • @cheifstalker3133
      @cheifstalker3133 Před 6 lety +60

      Not exactly, Gilgamesh launches them, it is a reference to his fighting style and how he commonly throws his wedded blades to attack easier.

    • @somelonelyshmuck4274
      @somelonelyshmuck4274 Před 6 lety +71

      CheifStalker So, what you're trying to say is, its a reference to Gilgamesh? Heeeey! That sounds like something the original poster would say! Good job, Rephrasing Mimic.

    • @DarkhalfBreed
      @DarkhalfBreed Před 6 lety +11

      And also himself

    • @SupermewX300
      @SupermewX300 Před 6 lety +21

      Well no, because Archer actually has a bow. He uses it once or twice.

    • @meeperpieman
      @meeperpieman Před 6 lety +13

      Troy Evick not what was said at all.
      Op said it's a reference to gilgamesh, the first reply was saying it's a reference to Archer's fighting style.

  • @unclaimedusername6608
    @unclaimedusername6608 Před 5 lety +587

    Rin: Why would we do that?
    Actually Satan: **Momentarily succumbs to time paradox**
    Actually Satan, still existing but optimistic: "Reasons."
    10/10!

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 4 lety +45

      Thing is, he couldn't be destroyed by killing Shirou, once a spirit is registered in the throne of heroes they will exist forever, in all times, in all dimensions

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Před 4 lety +18

      @@GBlockbreaker fgo proved this but hered the thing emiya is a bit special

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 4 lety +2

      @@flamingrubys11 Heaven's Feel also proved my point

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 Před 4 lety +3

      @@GBlockbreaker reallly? In what way?

    • @GBlockbreaker
      @GBlockbreaker Před 4 lety +2

      @@flamingrubys11 actually nvm i thought for some reason that Archer is still around when Shirou dies

  • @Sintarzus
    @Sintarzus Před 4 měsíci +2

    I just realised that "Actually Satan" can be a hook for a joke about Angra-Mainyu, and NOBODY talks about it here.
    I applaud you, BlazingAzureCrow, this series is pure gold.