Fate/Stay Night UBW Abridged - Ep1: The Bae Cometh
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PRODUCTION CREDITS-----
Written and Directed by Aaron Robert Parnell, Logan Laidlaw
Edited by Logan Laidlaw, Recorded at Mouthwash Studios
CAST
Sakura Matou - Carrie "xbubblemunkyx" Johnston
Shirou Emiya - Matthew "YamatoSFX" Kok
Issei Ryuudo - Evan Moyer
Rin Tohsaka - Corey Woods
Shinji Matou - Ken Tynan
Illyasviel Von Einzbern - Mimi Mimoa
Taiga Fujimura - Cassandra Cavalli
Archer - Logan Laidlaw
Lancer - Aaron Robert Parnell
Saber - Ariel Hansen
MEDIA
Hollow - Fate Hollow Ataraxia
Brave Shine - Aimer
Longing Heart - Fate-stay Niht EMIYA #0
Untold Master - Fate UBW OST
Unmei no Uzu - Fate Stay Night Game OST
Colliding Souls - Fate UBW OST
A Sword, No Words - Fate UBW OST
ネオサムライ - Fate Tiger Colosseum OST
For Your Bravery - Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale OST
Grudge Match - Fate Grand Order: First Order OVA OST
Wick The Battle - Fate Grand Order: First Order OVA OST
Arrow - Fate UBW OST
Rise(Instrumental) - Fate character Songs(Junichi Suwabe)
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*Shirou:* "Well hold on! Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me!"
Yup.
*Archer:* "Yup."
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Look it's the mustache guy.
Just Some Guy with a Mustache even here you appear and not just once but twice
Just Some Guy with a Mustache Oh Shup Up You!
oh! WELCOME BACK MASTER!
How can you be EVERYWHERE???
"Maybe I should go say hi to her."
"HOLD IT TIGER! HAVE *YOU* CONSIDERED THAT *YOU'RE* SUPER BORING AND *SHE* MIGHT HATE *YOU* FOR IT?!"
"Good call, brain. I forgot how socially inept I am."
I connected with this exchange on a spiritual level
God I wish my brain was that smart, then I wouldn't sperg as much.
buckyfish me too.
same
Same man
buckyfish same. So such same.
Shirou saying “I want that” every time he sees an NP might be the cleverest mix of irony and foreshadowing I’ve ever heard
I don't get it
Edit: Nevermind, I get it
@@Cam-jl9kh
He gets a power that lets him copy any vaguely bladed item, in short.
Julien Billard he will after he yknow copies it.
Fun fact: EMIYA or aka archer is infamous to have committed a lot of NP thefts using his projection stated by caster in the game fgo btw
Trời Đen Medea Caster? or Cu Caster?
"As the sole provider of pipes in this household, I understand this better than anyone."
I see abridged Shirou is aware of his source material.
Oof
He was definitely laying a lot of pipe in that house
JUST new episode today
@bryan diaz varela I hate bad trolls
@bryan diaz varela ones that actually know how to piss people, get to them yeah. It fun watching people get pissed off not knowing that the person playing with them.
Abriged Sakura is the most amazingly passive aggressive character of all time. Ironically, this version of her almost makes MORE sense considering her nightmare of a backstory.
"SAKURA"
"Yes lord of loud"
Meh, worms can do so much to a girl rather than a man
Tin Watchman Still probably better than Heaven’s Feel.
@@manwithabasicprofilepic
Just because we don't see it happening to her here doesn't mean it isn't happening
@@ImmaLittlePip True, Shinji is probably abusing her in this route too, but I was thinking more about what happened with her and the Grail.
When the Abridged Kirito and Shiro have the same voice actor...It must be Fate...
Evan Michaelsson Not to mention the abridged Sakura and Asuna
*[Puts on glasses]* YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed this.
Regular Kirito and shirou do as well?
@@johnribey1861 Nope, only the abridged share the same VA
“ little girls can have big knives”
Jack the Rippering intensifies
Maria the ripper intensifies *
Futanari
Ronald Dominik Palomo new episode today
Bruhh fr😂😂
My 2nd favourite loli from fgo
I suddenly realize why the grail chose a bunch of high schoolers to be in the grail war, apparently it’s seen as normal for them to attack each other with deadly weapons and throw heaters at each other
It's really just shinji and rin
@@abridge2 And Shirou. Also, the grail didn't choose Shinji. It chose Sakura.
File got corrupted.
This is America.
@@esteban8471There’s a lot of fake masters this time. At least 2 of them.
"My name is Shiro Emiya, and I-"
"EMIYA?! ... Sorry, go on."
My sides.
😂
junior zavala new episode today
Good thing she didn't meet "Superhero" aka Mind of steel route Shirou
Memento Mori. Also yes, I love that. It's in the regular anime too but more confused. I love how here it's like -10 minutes earlier- ALL of Fate/Zero.
@@ColonelBragg what's that?
"Shinji! You hit Sakura!"
"You know it."
*Remembers VN*
Me: "......................OH GOD!"
Wait what, what happens... I dont have 100+ hours to waste, but I feel rape vibes... please dont let it be rape.
@@x_zerzex7556 watch Heaven's Feels
@@lususnaturae881 ok :(
@@x_zerzex7556 yeah, rape vibes...that's an accurate way of putting it
@@panpan1287 I hate Shinji almost as much as Caster's psycho master in Fate Zero
Shirou: "No one gets to say my dream is stupid except me!'
Archer: "You rang?"
New episode today
ACCURATE😂😂😂
You right xD
SO TRUE!
FFFFFORRRRSHADOWIIIIING
"My luck and instincts saved me"
"Well that's dumb, my attack that will always pierce the heart was disrupted by a metaphysical critical roll on a d20"
I'm dead 🤣
Me too
WHAT?? 🤤😕
So you failed your death saves?
Dump Sockpuppet new episode today
@@monarch6662 just saw it
Shirou : Hi. I'm Emiya shi-
Saber: EMIYA?!?!
Appropriate reaction given fate/ zero
@@aqj2014 or maybe Cero in this case
Saber: Sorry, go on.
"You stay here, no guns or explosives please"
Kiritsugu: *pulls M60*
**Facepalm**
The irony of your name is figuratively killing me.
I just notice your user name is Kiritsugu Emiya
TMCedric New episode today
*artoria raging in the background
I WANT YOUR SERVANT GIMME BAEBER!
-Rin Tohsaka, on behalf of every FSN fan.
So true
We call it "THE LIST"
Me who doesn't like Saber that much
And then here I am the guy who prefers lancers and raiders
@@ranierigroppi5262 Ah yes, the 14th servant class, raider.
Why is no one talking about the
"SAKURA!"
"Yes lord of loud?"
I swear to god abridged sakura is the greatest passive-aggrasive character. Such a simple line yet it's so effective.
I want them to abridge heavens feel for various reasons, but I'd be lying if I said that wanting to see more of this sakura wasn't the main one lol
SPOILER ALERT FOR HF
"Your hand..."
"Oh no, you saw my Command Spells..."
@@yurineri2227 hinted that they will do heavens feel after ubw. So there is hope.
"I wanna be just like those guys."
Here's the thing, Shirou...
CyberDagger Lancer tried to save him.
shirou,shirou,shirou,always complimenting your future and current self i see
CyberDagger Archer: “No, you don’t.”
"HI RIN, YOU'RE REALLY CUTE. AND YOU SCARE ME KINDA!"
"I GET THAT!"
"Shinji and I have a unique friendship... I think." most accurate summary of their actual relationship
3:33 turn on Canadian English captions
Aditya Sundaram new episode today
@@monarch6662 already saw it
Aditya Sundaram :/
Absolutely
Cuchulain saying random limericks is so underrated as the god tier genius that it is
Explain please? I dont get it
Aside from being a poetic style, Limerick is the name of a city in Cuchulain's homeland of Ireland. I chuckled when I first noticed.
@@clockworksage2553 my god. That's.... why are these fucks so clever
I also really liked the touch where Saber asks him "where are you looking" because of her fight with Diramuid back in Fate/Zero where *a lot* of what a spear/swords person is going to do is given away in their footwork. She's basically calling Irish Hercules not to be good as Half-Fae Irish Knight who wields two demonic swords and two spears.
Truly it is
Best thing to come out of this abridge:
Saber: “Fo' shizzle”
If only she went full Snoop Dogg
ummm who huh!!!! owwee,, you mean Babea - sorry couldnt help it ands love how Rin dubs here baber or babe'a but also love the scene when she catches out the fake saber the whole thing with them is done so well , ive wathed other Abridged versions of this exact anime season and tho you can still appreciate the others effort im glad that i seen project mouthwashes work first off cos tho others are having a go they come around but they will never come close to being able to compare to what project mouthwash have made and period they are far more creative and funny and the voices for Rin and shiro are so perfect and well executed to match not only their spin but also the character - Awesome work ,LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT
Honestly it is. I died laughing the first time I saw it.
Right!? Yes
Best thing for me: kirei
“Oh shiro, you silly idiot. We have too many pipes. Stop fixing pipes. Or else?” I love this. Her delivery just kills me, especially when she makes “or else” a question.
But Sakura I need to sell these to my n*ggas in the hood. Do you know how much money I make off of this?
I know money is not shirou's problem, but can we talk about the fact that this man can live out of fixing things? he would be the best plummer and mechanic in town
(and btw the original comment was 4 years ago, someone waited 2 years to reply, and now I'm replying to that comment 2 years now to wait more 2 years for someone else to reply to my comment lol)
@@Drip_Wooper might be the reason why he get that many bitches huh
And yeah imma reply fo that 5-month-old comment lmaooo
@@godofretards218 I don't think Shirou has the pass.
I am the hero of all. My bones are hollow. My blood is Iron...and brass.....and tin.....I am the stable one. Standing tall through all opposition, transporting the good of the world and the hope. Unlimited Pipe Works.
I SOOOOOOO, HOPE THEY USE THAT
me too Nakfyre, me too.
we must upvote this hard
The only thing I'd edit is removing the extra "and" and the ellipses from "My blood is iron...and brass...and tin...", or at least the ellipses preceding the one that follows tin. It'd flow more smoothly as a possible line were it to be "My blood is iron, brass, and tin..."
Thats the point. Its kind of an akward part. Its shirou. talking about pipes. it can only sound so heroic.
"When I was young, the previous version of me died in an accident. I was saved by the most valiant act of heroism I could ever comprehend. I'm never letting that feeling go. I'm never letting it die! Even if my body dies, the image in my mind of that hero will live on! And as long as I am here, I'll be the vessel that becomes that image, and save everyone in front of me!"
Credit where credit is due, that's an impressive line of dialogue in an abridged version of anything. I like it.
I think they were trying to make it into a sort of pseudo-chant? He had to say something in order to actualize the summoning process, or something like that.
That motivational speech with Saber's summoning are awesome
Even the VN didn't include that kind of chant (no chant at all, actually). But this is what his chant would be, if there is one.
It also expertly defines his point-of-view, dream, goal, future fate, and lore all wrapped up nicely!
@@_zealos_8213 I mean... you can be that deep when you got retrospective to fuel the content of your speech. Nasu had to create it on the moment of writing it.
FYI tho. I kinda hate Nasu for having all these grand ideas with poor plot planning and be kind of a terrible character writer while having great ideas for good characters.
"Im going to go kill the master before i develop any attachment to them and someone chops off their hand or shoots them in a wheelchair"
Kiritsugu: *you wut mate?*
lol
Gilgamesh may own pretty much every legendary weapon...but does he own The Mithril Pebble of Pig-Smiting?
EliteWarrior1026 Capt America: I get that reference.
Silly kirito
Probably, and I bet he also has *The Piece of Shit... DRAGON SHIT That Is! Lol Trademark Lisbeth* . Truly, it is a weapon to behold!!
EliteWarrior1026 oh SAO abridged
Even if he does own the legendary pebble. He's no match for Infinite Pipe Works.
Doesn't want to fight a guy with a supposedly inexaustible supply of weapons, doesn't want to fight a person who dodged a supposed-to-be undodgable attack.... Lancer is like one of the most intelligent anime characters ever
Not really. Kotomine is the dick that forced him to retreat. If he had it his way, Lancer would've fought to the death. (and won. Gae Bolg is a bitch, specially from close range)
+MrDibara Nobody cares. It's joke, a good one. Pls laugh
+Ice Cream *_Sorry, not sorry._* -__-
Nah, but seriously, sorry if I sounded harsh, I didn't mean to. Guess I was just sleepy tired in that day to actually laugh at the joke. (and hey! don't go saying stuff like "nobody cares", that's harsh dude) :,( jk ;P
He’ll die anyways, he’s lancer.
chris pier, that's why he dies every time. Smart man knows when to end things.
"Gae Bolg always aims for the heart" is the Fate equivalent of "Nobody can deflect the Emerald Splash".
'gay bulge
Kakyoin and Cu Chulainn should meet up. They'd be great friends.
" Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me ! "
Yeah, about that...
zach10168 Foreshadowing
@@dawnbreaker1775 exactly
Actually Satan:YOUR DREAM IS STUPID!
thats what I thought when i heard his voice i miss sao abridge and the original story
Rin: Don't make me end you shirou
Actually Satan: Rin for the love of me do this for me right now
When I heard that my brain went: which one?
shirou become satan in the future?
fuck the story, what the fuck did i get myself into after watching fate stay night
Saber: "Perhaps I'm beating you with my faithful bow, Lancer."
Lancer: "Oh sure, Robin Hood, where's the merry men?"
love me some servant banter.
Saber: "Your skill with a spear is astounding! It's a pity that your footwork is not as keen as your pole-arm is long."
Dragonmaster150 that old school diss tho
Yeah, about that, isn't his agility rank A tho? It doesn't make much sense. Unless he's just that long.
@@dragonmaster1500 Is that a dick joke?
Yes, and yes he is that long... don’t ask how I know that!!!
Apart from the other inneudos, Shiro's obsession with pipes is also a reference to his obsession with his pipe dream !!
Holy shit, it took me a year to realise this...
That's genius.
2:40 when the h-scene music played when he fixes the heater.
@@ramakrishnamathiraj5135 sweet love eh?
@@ramakrishnamathiraj5135 a fellow man of culture I see. I do appreciate some good music every now and then
Yeah you're reading too much into this
Shirou, your obsession with being a hero and your obsession with pipes can only mean one thing:
*Your dream of being a Hero of Justice is just a "pipe dream."*
*THAT JOKE HURTS TOO MUCH*
(like a sandcastle being stomped on)
Well, at least Emiya Shirou didn't grow up to be Plumber, saving the galaxy from threats with the aid of Flatt 20, the kid with a shapeshifting sentient living Jack the Ripper novelty gag watch -
_-oh wait, he did._
Ooooohhhhhh, now i get it.
Ooooooohhhhhhh shiiiiiieeeet
That pun... physically hurt me
I love how Saber is noticeably affected by the events of Fate/Zero. The in-jokes are fitting.
Having started with Zero, it always bothered me that neither Saber nor Lancer seemed to have any memory of it in UBW. I mean obviously I understand why that was, but it still bothered me. Couldn't they have done just a bit of rewriting to add a bit in?
Android 19 Lancer from zero is not in UBW
Oh yeah. They just look exactly the same. And act very similarly. It took me a while to realize they were different and then apparently I forgot again. Oh well. I never was paying that much attention during UBW.
Android 19 they actually look quite different. Both are prideful indeed and loyal but one is using dual spear and the other is using long spear. One is green, one is blue.
A lot of stuff in zero isn't brought up in the fate animes. Nothing comes from the Sakura subplot. Its fairly disappointing.
"I got disqualified from an international Kendo tournament for being too awesome"
"There's no lie here"
Now that is a piece of Fate lore I expected to be referenced in an abridged
I love it
Wait that’s canon?
@@commandrubix239 It's canon that she carries around a lucky charm on her favourite shinai and she kept making it to the national tournaments only to be disqualified for forgetting to take her lucky charm thing off.
@@ARandomGuy24 Yup, the tiger strap on her shinai got her disqualified in matches because it broke official rules. It's All In the Manual (or Tiger Dojo)
“Sure, Robin Hood. Where’s the merry men?”
This is my favourite line from Abridged Lancer
God, don't know who's idea was to write Sakura this way... but that person deserves a fucking medal!
I've just realized that the poem that lancer has been saying is "Irish Poetry"
With A-A-B-A pattern
The word you're looking is 'limerick' and yes, yes it is Irish Poetry. :)
@MrZee learn something new everyday
Ghathfan verily
so it makes more sense in not english?
“My master’s made me play the fool.”
... is he referencing what happened to him in Fate/Stay or what’s going to happen to him in UBW?
Loving Shirou's constant "I WANT THAT." Especially in the context of his past-future self literally MAKING COPIES of all of them for himself. He wanted that.
SirTeflon indeed. That make sense in the long term. The writing is really good in this
also "why do you hate yourself
wait but doesn't he only make swords? *I could be super wrong just saying though*
That's brilliant!
austin puff no he makes any weapon not just swords but primarily swords
Lancer: Well that's dumb.
I love them poking fun of the saber "luck" stat.
"No one gets to say my dream is stupid but me!"
SPOILERS
Oh, the foreshadowing...
i think the word you are looking for is "irony" XD
KureiSS5 very ironic
Reading your comment and remembering Yui from SAO Abridged
Archer: your dream is stupid!
"Well that's dumb, my attack that will always pierce the heart was disrupted by a metaphysical critical roll on a D20" *dies*
Deutscher Geist it's a 20 sided die.
Deutscher Geist It's a 20 sided die, usually used in Dungeons and Dragons a critical roll means a perfect 20
Deutscher Geist its a DnD reference
Dungeons and Dragons.
@Deutscher Geist In DnD, if you roll a crit, the Dungeon Master may let you get away with the stupidest of shit. Similarly, if you roll a 1, the DM may put you in the shittiest of situations.
"Fo' shizzle"
- Saber, 2017
I cannot get over how Lancer's VA says "Behold, the fangs of Chullain's dog!" so aggressively and perfectly.
Except for the fact they're all pronouncing cú chulainn wrong 💀
@@a_person4742 They are fr 😭😭😭
@@a_person4742it’s so wrong but it’s okay not even Ireland agrees on the pronunciation
It's great because that's literally what Cu Chulainn means (specifically "dog of Chulainn")
I just love Sakura's sass. Gives her some character.
Also Abridged Kirito's voice suprisingly works for Shirou.
Their anime dub is also done by the same guy, believe it or not.
Lazurus's Last Stand
They've made a dub?
More like 2 years ago. And yes, Shirou's English VA is also Kirito's English VA. They replaced the first one (Sam Riegel).
TheManWithoutFear wait Sam was a va for Shirou?
The old DEEN adaptation
Fergus Mac Roich's legend really did go like that. He was swimming and got hit by a blind spear throw.
To be fair, he got out of the water and threw it back before dying.
The ultimate no u
That spearmen definetely needs to be in fate go and his NP will be called “blind shot” extra damage to ulcic heroes
@@johnmcdoesntexist5951 He is, though.... hes a Saber with the most Lance-like sword in the game and the appearance and personality of an older, buff Brock from pokemon.
Lancer Fegus when?
Ashinror Wynns I was talking about the guy who killed Fergus
@@johnmcdoesntexist5951 oh...OH
Save the rebar save the world. The legacy of the pipe lives on.
EpicGamingRevolution Miss heroes...
I get where you were going with that one..., but rebar isn't a pipe. It's a bar. Though in context that sounds either like a Simpsons episode, or like someone has a serious problem. I'm looking at you Taiga.
EpicGamingRevolution shirou should really give up that pipe dream of being a hero...
I'll see myself out
Sdog 23 That was so bad it was good. Come back inside you are welcome here.
Nice picture.
“Heeeya-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta ow!”
“Your skill with a spear is astounding! It’s a pity your footwork is not as *keen* as your pole arm is *long.”*
My favorite part of this episode. 😂💯
Ru Gray
Oh shit that old school diss though!
“Fo’ shizzle.”
“I WANT YOUR SERVANT GIVE ME BABER!”
I died. Loving this series.
*BAEBER
Sakura: "That's a thing that happened, no lie here."
Sakura can see beyond the fourth wall, run away!
Gabriel Clark fourth wall will not protect you
Could someone tell me what event this is referring to? I'd like to know how this is a fourth wall break ;-;
Hutsalot
Not precisely accurate, but high school Taiga was basically the queen of kendo and only stopped because she got disqualified from a tournament for refusing to take the tiger keychain strap off her "tora-shinai," which was seen as disrespectful and also against the rules. It's a fourth wall break because it's Sakura assuring the viewer that this little-known event was a real thing and not a throwaway gag in the abridged.
Shirou: THAT'S BAD SHINJI, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Paul: CARRRRLLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE
But People Die When They Are Killed!
Grim Scull Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!
lamas with hats reference. Sweet
My stomach was making the rumblies - that only hands could satisfy
CAAAARRRRLL
*PAAAAAUUUUULLL*
Is it the “Emiya is always right foundation” now
Finally someone who also hears abridged kirito. Take my like good sir for you are a man of culture
@@lethanerplays5284 what are you talking about? There are a whole bunch of comments older than this one that point out that Abridged Shirou and Kirito have the same VA.
Y e s
I love how you did Saber's summoning. Very well written. I'm way into Saber actually referencing what happened in Fate/Zero.
Problem with that is, inevitably, Shirou will win that argument once the Grail's corruption is revealed and Saber understands why he commanded her to destroy it.
Assuming, ofc, that we keep that particular plot point.
I agree, if the argument is a one-of thing that doesn't pop up again (say if it's what leads to Saber joining Caster somehow... which now that I think about it is pretty likely since that scene includes Shirou using a CS, and Baeber doesn't seem well-disposed towards CS usage right now) then I'd have no problem with it, but if it's a recurring argument, then it won't come across well since Shirou will be correct despite, as you say, knowing nothing about it.
Agreed. The summoning scene gave me goosebumps! It was so good!
honestly that bit about saber mentioning kerry's usual methods of fighting was hilarious.
I sincerely hope they find a way to make shiro find kerry's secret explosive stash and maybe blow up assassin's temple?
Both Archer and Saber are annoyingly secretive of stuff that everyone already knows. Having them react to stuff that they supposely kept quiet about is interesting.
"Sudden thought Shirou. What if you didn't pick up trash around the neighborhood and didn't try to fix said trash!"
"Then you wouldn't be here, Sakura."
My reaction too
Holy shiiiiiit!!! XD
Damn though.. the girl’s been raped by worms and Shinji! Don’t you think she’s had enough?
@@SydCar well I mean after she became a monster when the corrupted grail occupied her body she was prtty fucked up
Sydney Carton this is ubw not heavens feel
SICK BURN!!!!
"Shirou Emiya"
*Saber triggered intensifies*
Deutscher Geist Who could hate Kiritsugu? He's such a nice guy!
Rowknan even though he killed a guy in a wheelchair😁😁😁
K.Legend K.Legend and bombed an airliner being piloted by the woman who raised him
Potato Memes don't forget killing his father in cold blood
and
Spoilers for those who haven't watched it yet
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Made her attempt and destroyed the Holy Grail
12:10 "I can speak English just fine." "But we're in Japan."
"I can speak modern words just fine." would've fixed it. But this series is great so far.
She might actually think she's speaking English, she is from England after all.
@@SupermewX300 but she is Welsh/Celtic. She fought against the saxons who are the ancestors of the modern English.
@@TheDevon2002 Arthur is Roman-Breton not Welsh. The population of Britain after the fall of Rome was a mix of Roman and the native population.
@@angelopueyygarcia43 there are theories that Arthur was Roman-Breton, the Romans left Britain in 410Ad when the Roman capital was under attack. King Arthur was between 500 and 600 ad when it was Celtic Britain. Battle of Badon was Celtic Britain vs the Saxons which King Arthur had lead the British.
Saber: "You're skill with the spear is astounding. It's a pity your footwork is not as keen as your pole-arm is long!
Shirou: "Oh shit that old school dis though!"
Me: That is the funniest thing I've heard in days
craxnor your*
Slowpoke dont ve a dick :v
"Shinji!!!"
"Shirou"
You hit Sakura!!!"
"You know it."
"That's bad Shinji. What the hell is wrong with you?"
"Oh for a second there I thought we were having a moment."
It took my third time watching to get that line.......
Shawn Miller
wait is there another meaning to this line?
Aryaman Manish Joshi Heavens feel route explains Sakura and shinjis relationship...their also brother and sister(read between the lines)
#nowincest
I'm a little confused, is it no wincest or now incest?
Why not both?
@@amj.composer yeah, "hit" can also mean "had sex with", and Shinji has raped Sakura many times, but shinji is so full of himself that he doesn't see it that way
I love how this parody makes me research heroes. Even Cú Chulainn referencing Fergus mac Róich is such a treat!
Can you explain why everyone instantly knows who he is?
@@THEJPIndustry absolutely. So Fergus is Cú's best friend/uncle who went on a number of adventures with him. Fergus is also a well known lady killer because he is labeled as the Adonis of the Irish people. You can research more about him using Google. Hope what I gave elaborated a little bit more about Fergus
Just wish they'd gotten the pronunciation right. I suppose you could use some twisty logic about how Cu Chulainn isn't speaking with an Irish accent so it's okay but that way lies madness.
Gh-hi bol-gh (yep, 4 syllables, but the gs are quick) and Koohallen except almost clearing your throat for the h sound are reasonably good approximations. Slight variation exist by regional dialect, but that gets you in the right general area at least.
It's like pronouncing Gaelic words - if you're trying to read it like it's English, you're almost certainly wrong.
@@THEJPIndustry Also, he shows up is Fate/GO, and he is distinctive, to say the least, so fans know him well enough.
"shinji, you hit Sakura!"
"You know it"
"That's bad shinji!" 😂😂😂
Shinji: For a second, I thought we were having a moment. No, I didn't hit Sakura. I just smacked her a bunch and she bruised.
Shirou: What the hell kind of distinction did you just make?!
rin: "...cause i got an idea"
Archer: "is it run cause im all about that idea"
lol
When Saber was explaining how she avoided Gae Bolg, she should've said "Instinct A, Luck B, Protection of the Faeries A and Magic Resistance A, I'm op"
Magic Resistance doesn't play into Gae Bolg's fate-altering qualities, as interference with fate is itself an abstract effect brought on by a non-magical curse and the effect of the attack results in a non-magical stab that happens to be perfectly executed due to the interference. Saber doesn't possess Protection of Faeries in anything I'm aware of beyond the joke-character swimsuit version, which doesn't exist in any capacity(and the skill wouldn't help anyways beyond a boost to Luck that doesn't apply in any way that helps here).
BlazingAzureCrow Good Goetia that reply was fast
Haley S they tend to do that.
artoria:"shirou,give me a swimsuit.i need that rpg fanservicebonus"
"That attack alters fate!" -
"Yes, but you forgot about Spawn Protection Invincibility Frames."
"Blast! I forgot Servants can't be killed five minutes after initial summoning! I wish they never invented SPIF!"
"Nobody likes a spawn camper, Lancer."
"She's right! They really don't! Trust me! I would know!"
*There once was a boy in a school.*
*He seemed like he thought I was cool.*
*I ripped up his heart, he wasn't too smart.*
*My Master's made me play the fool.*
“Nobody gets to say my dream is stupid except me”
Yup, you’re definitely gonna say that a lot
So Kirito and Asuna died and got reincarnated as Shirou and Sakura?
Seems legit.
The AMV Sōzō Except One Worships Pipes And The Other Is A Yandere... Oh Wait.
Rin Okumura The legacy of the pipes live on!
No I Am Not Autism,That Just The Way I Write,Oh God Fuck Off!
Now all we need is a Strong Heaven's Feel.
Darkrai's Symphony or, you know. Another "always right"foundation.
Every hint about Actually Satan's identity is pure gold.
"Little girls can have big knifes, just saying."
Did she just reference our favourite little psychopath path Jack the Ripper?
was there a theory where Jack the Ripper was a girl?
She became a servant in FGO. Check it out
plus you know... Apocrypha
There are two Jack the Rippers, the "real" Jack (at least in the apocrypha universe) but I'm not sure how canon it is and the fate/Strange Fake Jack the Ripper which is basically any version of Jack the Ripper, he/she/it was summoned as a conceptual heroic spirit without a true form as in the Strange Fake universe there is no definite proof of who Jack the Ripper was leading to the summoned servant being able to be anything that was once theorized to be Jack the Ripper
@@adrianfahreza9477 Who was originally Assassin of Black in Fate/Apocrypha
I just realized you played the sex scene music when Shirou's fixing the heater. Nice.
I don't hear any sex scene music…
@@NoriMori1992 cause they're no sex scenes in anime. You won't believe me if I tell you how Saber restored mana in FSN and how Rin established mana connection with Shirou in UBW.
@@TheCarrotCR I still occasinally cringe when I hear that freaking ost. The scenes were super painful to read!
@@goaliemaniac21 so true, every novel with hentai scenes should have button to skip it imo. Especially when it's something like Fate, where I'm here for a story, not for porn.
6:01 carnival phantasm opening in the background.
"There are things in this world that should be aborted before they come into being. Perhaps this series is one of them."
I believe Rin said it best in episode 0.
"Naaaaaaah."
Agreed. I'm enjoying this abridged series very much.
Ninebreaker92 We get it, Heroic Spirit EMIYA from the future...!!
Robbie Norris what in any way did I say that suggested that?
We need more of this
I FUCKING DIED AT
"Run all command seal based requests by me OR ELSE"
I mean, given how the last one went I don't blame her.
It also will help explain why Saber is not so keen on getting lovey dovey with Shirou in this route. xD
2. It was 2 command seals
"Heater, reveal your secrets to me!" *H-Scene BGM starts playing*
He found it's defenseless anus.
I can't believe it took me until now, viewing UBW Abridged for the nth time, to realize that the 'bruise' Shirou sees on the back of Sakura's hand probably wasn't even directly related to Shinji hitting her or abusing her (though I know for sure it was happening out of sight even in this route), but the first tell that Sakura wasn't just a side character in this Fifth Grail War.
yeah, it took me a few rewatches to realize the bruise on her hand was the remnant of the command seals that Shinji stole from her lol.
Saber: "Huh, modern lingo... Neat."
LOL, I'm Dying!!!
Saber: "Fo shizel"
I actually had to pause the video because of how hard I was laughing.
Sounds like the College Humor version of Sonic. "Huh. Neat."
PokemonTrainer77 I think that's Dorkely not College Humor
Right, my bad. That was Dorkly. Not College Humor. Though props to you for finding a comment I made four weeks ago and correcting me shortly after I'd come to the video to quote it.
"You are a true warrior." "Neat" -RvB s13 Caboose and Santa.
Lancer: Ohh, you’re a mage! Get Dead.
That line was funny.
"Of course, there are things in the world that should be aborted before they come into being, perhaps this series is one of them."
OF COURSE IT ISNT, ACTUALLY SATAN!
Amen to that, how many goats do I have to sacrifice for another episode? (Or 10)
IDK I ran out of goats a while ago. Of course it doesn't help that some crazy vampire came by trying to paint his car red, before crashing it into the Dairy Queen.
DracoInduperator You survived the ultimate Dead Apostle? I'm impressed.
He was more interested in the goats, I hid away as far as possible from them. I also sent out a Mime as a diversionary tactic, it worked. While that Mime will never walk again he did get a nice pension from the British, so it all worked out. xD
DracoInduperator I respect that refference. I'm going to go on a walk now.
Rin: I love your friend Shiro
Archer: You know Rin you and I may have more in common than I initially thought.
Holy shit that was a sly way to reference the fate route.
IIRC, the fan-favourite theory of who Archer was is that he's the Fate route Shirou who didn't confessed his feelings to Saber. Instead he decided to focus on winning the war to become a hero.
@@lordpaulphilippfernandez9904 Nah, if he didn't confess his feelings with Saber, it doesn't explain his flip out later when he tells Saber to step aside and why he's not feeling that Saber and Shirou aren't enjoying being alone with each other. More likely, as I suspect, EMIYA (Archer) is from an aborted Fate route but got rejected by her and kind of wanted Saber to get her wish because its what he thinks it's what she wants. (Needs to up those affection points cos it's a Bad End XD).
That first line should have a comma in it 😂
I'm glad you guys are actually having Saber address the shit that went down in Fate Zero. That was way too absent in the canon series.
Robert Fuller there is a reason why she doesnt say anything which of course is not said in the UBW route cause it is the route with the least connection to the events of Zero.
Robert Fuller The visual novels came out before zero so that's understandable.
Almost all the events regarding Saber in F/Z was referenced in all routes. There IS a narrative reason why Saber doesn't talk about it in F/SN.
And if you read between the lines in several scenes from the UBW anime... there's some serious referencing to F/Z
It's there, just very subtly. Since NO ONE knows what Saber is talking about, it isn't expanded on. Also UBW isn't Saber's story, that's Fate.
"My Attack that will always pierce the heart was disrupted by a metaphysical critical role on a D20. My Attack that will always pierce the heart was disrupted by a metaphysical critical role on a D20." - Cu Chulainn 2k17
critical roll
Why did you say it twice?
That how our GM rolls every time.
*Mario Mario, 2017
Still a little curious how Shirou went from fixing pipes to being Actually Satan™.
Kindred Spirit did you really want to know?
*Kinda Spoilers*
if you actually want to know, the story as I know it is after saving a bunch of people, those people turn on Shirou. He dies, and makes a deal with the counter force to protect humanity as a whole, thinking that he can use that to complete his ideals of becoming a hero. This backfires when the counter force essentially uses him as a tactical nuke, as whenever there is a massive threat to humanity, it sends him in to wipe out anyone in the area. He eventually gets sick of it, and uses a loophole to be summoned into the grail war in hopes of being able to kill his past self to prevent him from making the deal, and erasing him as a servant. I might have gotten a few things wrong, but that’s the story as I understand it
Jaycob Harders yeah you are totally right
Jaycob Harders it's accurate
Hell I'd do it
He entered a pipe expecting to be transported to the other side of the level, ended up in hell, started repairing all their pipes till they made him their king, king piper
When I was young, the previous version of me died in an accident. I was saved by the most valiant act of heroism I could ever comprehend. I'm never letting that feeling go. I'm never letting it die! Even if my body dies, the image in my mind of that hero will live on! And as long as I am here, I'll be the vessel that becomes that image, and save everyone in front of me!
At your behest, I HAVE BEEN SUMMON!!!!
Shirou: SHINJI!
Shinji: Shirou!
Shirou: YOU HIT SAKURA!
Shinji: You know it!
Shirou: That's BAD Shinji! What the hell is wrong with you?!?!
Shinji: For a second Emiya, I thought we were having a moment.
Some of the funniest lines said.
8:02 Calling it right now: with Fergus as the first example, Lancer is going to make a habit of bringing up how freaking many heroes from the Ulster cycle were A-list badasses...but also had E-rank luck.
Case in point, Ferdiad, one of Cu Chulainn (Lancer's) oldest and closest friends that ended up on the opposite side of a conflict. It came down to a duel between the two of them, and on top of being top-tier badasses, Cu Chulainn (just gonna call him Lancer now, since Cu Chulainn is a pain to type by comparison) had Gae Bolg and Ferdiad had his, uh...look, all the translations I've seen call it 'horny skin,' but what it boils down to is that no weapon could pierce his skin.
And then after a long and awesome fight, Lancer strikes the fatal blow by baiting Ferdiad into blocking one attack so he could use his foot to drive Gae Bolg into Ferdiad's ass.
So yeah. Lancer's closest friend growing up was basically an awesome warrior rocking the unbreakable skin two thousand years before Luke Cage did...and he died ass-first in a river.
.......so again, yeah. There were a lot of rather spotty deaths in the Ulster cycle.
electricbayonet2 Yup. Then Saber brings up Diarmuid as an outside of Ulster-cycle reference.
Suck it Fergus
Welp, it trully sucks to be Fergus
Can't really argue that Lancer didn't have awful luck, he got summoned by a guy trying *not* to win a war
@@abridge2 Nah, he got summoned by the fangirl who got jumped and murdered by the guy trying not to win the war. Unless you're talking about something else?
"Did I fall asleep fixing litterally everything I can get my hands on again?*
[Not including Sakura, to her chagrin]"
Wow, funny sub crew...considering how broken Sakura is, that was surprisingly dark. Was not expecting that!
DynamicWorlds where did you see that? I turned on English subtitles but didn’t find it.
@@manwithabasicprofilepic probably Canadian subs
@@ajtallent4501 Got it
I love Lancer's poetry, Shirou's summoning speech, Saber's introductory speech, and all of the references to the events of Fate/Zero. This is a work of genius. Fantastic work.
man, no silly voices? actually being respectful to the source material instead of mocking it in the most childish way? decent edits that aren't excruciatingly jarring? could this possibly be a GOOD abridged series!? its been so long since I've seen one of this! good work dude, you just gained a subscriber.
Bleach (S) Abridged has those same qualities. That's how we knew this would be good!
seth oricalco Thank you for putting my thoughts into words.
seth oricalco ikr!
I've been looking for an abridged series that has the same qualities as TFS stuff and I finally found one!
Look up SAO abridge, just as good
@ZaaNayazu1981 And it uses the same voice actor as shirou for kirito.
Shirou would probably trade Saber if Rin had Fate/Zero Berserker A.K.A. Sir Pipelot.
raffikilee Lancelot used a Pole tho
Even better. (Poster < Pipe < Pole)
raffikilee The 3 P'S
"get out your holy noblephantasm! the pipe of destiny!!!!" xD
Beserker X Lancelot could turn ANYTHING into his Noble Phantasm.
You know, I never expected the Luck of the Irish to be E rank.
I think most lancers are E rank.
Lancer Luck overthrows Irish Luck.
Just look at both Lancers from Zero and Stay Night's.
He's talking about Leprechauns being Irish and luckiest creature in existence sheesh
So, actual irish person here. "Luck of the Irish" was a racist term used by the english who stole our land and forced us into, well, basically a few centuries of slavery. The phrase doesn't mean Irish people are lucky, it means "those basic neanderthals are so inept at everything that any success they have in any area is pure luck".
Royal Knight Sleipmon Well that explains it.
The subs for “Kiri- er Shirou” are sooooo f*cking awesome with all the SAO:A (abridged not skyneticization) references is 10/10
I don't believe there are any SAO:A references. If there are we didn't write them intentionally.
@@ProjectMouthwash no but the subscriber's subtitles does the references
Shirou and Sakura voiced by Abridged Kirito and Asuna is too perfect for the characters
YES
The noble Poster-Pipe was the real victim here. RIP, most loyal of posters...
Vile Slanders taiga is disappointed.
This is professional as all hell. The voice work is phenomenal all around. And I didn't think I could like Lancer anymore than I already did, but apparently I was wrong. I'm definitely going to be looking forward to this series.
Greenalt episode 0 was great, but then they busted out kirito's voice from sao abridged and it got better, it's amazing how far vocal talent has come in this genre
Avery Graham fun fact, it’s the VA’s natural speaking voice.
"So, like, the can is my business but not what's inside the can?
...
...
...
That is a weird metaphor."
I'm Dead.
I don't know about you guys, but it eludes me how they're figuring out Lancer's identity so easily. I mean Mario Mario is flawless!
I know right, nobody would expect Irish Hercules to watch shitty live action video game movies! Let alone be capable of deducing that he, a lancer, was not infact an archer! I mean come on he could throw that spear from a distance!
lh0000 funnily enough in the Irish legend the gae bolg is supposed to be thrown, weirdly though it’s thrown with ones foot, no idea how that is supposed to work, but then again cu culainn also has “warp spasms” where he pretty much gets angry and hulks out, including the super muscly body transformation and gets super sayan spiky hair
@@AverageAwesomeDude Check out Assassin Scatach noble phantasm Gae Bolg alternative, that's how it's supposed to be thrown.
Dark Rider seems legit, at least it’s accurate, tho I don’t think the cu culain from legend had such nice legs
@@AverageAwesomeDude Scathach probably didn't teach Chulainn to not skip leg day.
"Nope I'm scared of talking to Rin on account of the fact that she's super awesome and I'm Shirou Emiya" That was the single most beautiful quote in the history of anything ever.
'metaphysical critical roll in a d20'
that is one way to put it.
Ironically enough, the Nasuverse can be though of as a *massive* tabletop RPG, especially when you see that Servant stat sheets are essentially DnD-derived datacards.
And also kinda the stuff that specifically involves 'turns'.
Man I once got cockblocked by one of thous...
It's about a thing called Dice Notation. D means Dice, and the twenty refers to how many sides it should have.
Xadhoom Xado is right, the full notation is "xdy" where x = the number of dice being rolled and y = the number of sides on each dice. 1d20 (or just a d20) is rolling one 20-sided die.
6 years and I think I finally got the
"You hit sakura!"
"Yeah I did 😏"
oh god Shinji
Just watch Heaven’s feel movies. You will get your answers
I think I'm inlove with Abridged Saber's VA
Voice Actress :)
(Seiyuu)
Fo shizzle.
Ooooh okay. So THIS is the Sakura with the secretly sado-masochist side that BB originated from. Now I can see it.
I have seen this scene in FSN, *unabridged* and this version like 40 times, and I just NOW understand how Shirou could summon Saber without a focal object, like the rest of the masters, b/c of what Kiritsugu put IN him (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, that sounds dirty, I know). I can’t believe it took me THAT long to realize it.
Kiritsugu put something huge in him
Avalon be like that sometimes.
There's actually a lot of stuff that only becomes apparent once you're on your second or third watch. Rin had the snakeskin to summon Gilgamesh, but him already being there, the grail used the second best catalyst in the room. A certain pendant.
@@DiddntFindANameLol Uh... I thought it used the pendant EMIYA had with him for all those years as the catalyst?
@@Great_Olaf5 it is, but it used to be hers. She had it when she summoned him.
"I WANT THAT"
he said it again, and i've figured it out
A spear is just an pipe fashioned into a weapon for the purpose of extending your reach, he wants to save everyone within his sights, and that requires quite a reach, and it's cylindrical, like a pipe, as I mentioned.