Last two Afghan Jews fighting each other

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  • čas přidán 26. 07. 2007
  • Cabal in Kabul: a documentary comedy by Dan Alexe. Coming out in theaters in Paris on October 17.
    cf. www.cabalinkabul.com
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  • @IndependentObserver-po4tk
    @IndependentObserver-po4tk Před 2 měsíci +17910

    Who else randomly got this masterpiece in their recommendation.

  • @zeeshandogar9406
    @zeeshandogar9406 Před 2 měsíci +11492

    What makes the fight funnier is that you can't see zabulon.

    • @axelbruv
      @axelbruv Před 2 měsíci +819

      But Zabulon sees you.

    • @RealitiesCookiejar
      @RealitiesCookiejar Před 2 měsíci +546

      @@axelbruv careful he might hear you.

    • @BaoBaoAmateur
      @BaoBaoAmateur Před 2 měsíci +30

      @@RealitiesCookiejar😂😂😂

    • @SmellMyKKPP
      @SmellMyKKPP Před 2 měsíci +16

      He's just this voice behind the curtain

    • @RBYW1234
      @RBYW1234 Před 2 měsíci +250

      I like the part where he actually mentions Zabulon, but denies it untll the end.

  • @CambyBolongo
    @CambyBolongo Před měsícem +3654

    No cellphones, no music, just the last two Afghan Jews fighting.

    • @jerk5959
      @jerk5959 Před měsícem

      Judaism was really started by two Semites arguing. True story.

    • @SALIMINtheunwise
      @SALIMINtheunwise Před 12 dny +38

      literally a cellphone recording this

    • @123werq-pf8rt
      @123werq-pf8rt Před 12 dny +20

      The good old days - lil timmie 2018

    • @liquidmetal718
      @liquidmetal718 Před 10 dny +15

      @@SALIMINtheunwise why not a video recorder ?

    • @Luzxin
      @Luzxin Před 8 dny +16

      @@SALIMINtheunwise how do you know its a cellphone, and not a camera? This video is from 2007, back when cameras were more used than cellphones.

  • @IsItOlderThanSouthSudan
    @IsItOlderThanSouthSudan Před 8 dny +591

    Despite their debate, this video is older than South Sudan

  • @mahaddev
    @mahaddev Před 2 měsíci +7819

    Being the last two guys and being stuck with the most annoying one is the worst.

    • @stronghopeforthechange1579
      @stronghopeforthechange1579 Před 2 měsíci +34

      What do you mean "stuck with the most annoying ones " !!!?

    • @lorenzorenzulli2395
      @lorenzorenzulli2395 Před 2 měsíci

      ⁠​​⁠ Did you see an « s » you old scourdrel ?​​⁠

    • @lorenzorenzulli2395
      @lorenzorenzulli2395 Před 2 měsíci +202

      @@stronghopeforthechange1579 and being stuck with the Taliban is not an incredible fate either

    • @ArgentavisMagnificens
      @ArgentavisMagnificens Před 2 měsíci

      @@stronghopeforthechange1579 one*, referring to Zabulon

    • @Gandhi_Physique
      @Gandhi_Physique Před měsícem +397

      @@stronghopeforthechange1579 He very clearly mean Zabulon is annoying.

  • @male20yearsold
    @male20yearsold Před 2 měsíci +7745

    "he keeps insulting everyone. The living and the dead." 😂

    • @celinek.1094
      @celinek.1094 Před 2 měsíci +27

      💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @jessevarela
      @jessevarela Před 2 měsíci +46

      He seemed affected by that.

    • @vector3613
      @vector3613 Před 2 měsíci +102

      Just like average Jews

    • @MrYomomoto
      @MrYomomoto Před 2 měsíci

      ​@vector3613
      Yes Mr eastern European vector..
      You would still like to suck hitler's dick don't you?

    • @besteyldz6601
      @besteyldz6601 Před 2 měsíci +9

      Are you 20 year old a male?

  • @Mike-pr1mz
    @Mike-pr1mz Před měsícem +1794

    A Pimp? A Sorcerer? A scoundrel? My man is a poet

    • @jahongrmrzo1821
      @jahongrmrzo1821 Před 7 dny +45

      thats how we insult in persian

    • @samtech16
      @samtech16 Před 7 dny

      @@jahongrmrzo1821خنده مکنی؟ کیر خر 😂

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 Před 7 dny +6

      Where I come from that would be pretty highly regarded 🙂

    • @jamescheddar4896
      @jamescheddar4896 Před 6 dny +12

      Sorcerer Pimp is my new DnD class

    • @vonn2221
      @vonn2221 Před 6 dny +2

      ​@@jahongrmrzo1821 how a sorcerer can be insult?

  • @theeccentrictripper3863
    @theeccentrictripper3863 Před měsícem +986

    Based Sorcerer Afghan Jew vs Zabulon the Poet, truly a legendary match that will live on into the eons

  • @TheYuvraj8421
    @TheYuvraj8421 Před 2 měsíci +7384

    So, all of a sudden everybody was recommended this in 2024.

  • @ferghalicious1480
    @ferghalicious1480 Před 2 měsíci +6235

    “Old pimp! Rascal!”
    I’m stealing that

    • @SchroedingerK
      @SchroedingerK Před 2 měsíci +248

      I also like "I was good to your father... And this is how you repay me!?"
      [Brief silence]
      "Triple goy!"
      The worst insult Zabulon could come up with after all that was to call the other guy the condescending word (racial epithet?) for a non-Jew three times over.

    • @roxasxkenshin4882
      @roxasxkenshin4882 Před 2 měsíci +17

      how are you going to use it

    • @blyncs1268
      @blyncs1268 Před 2 měsíci

      @@SchroedingerK is goy not also used as a word for someone who is attracted to the same sex?

    • @Sundog1985
      @Sundog1985 Před 2 měsíci +31

      ​​@@roxasxkenshin4882I think he's going to call someone it

    • @affectionatepunch
      @affectionatepunch Před 2 měsíci +4

      ​@@roxasxkenshin4882I'm going to say it to my next-door neighbour he's deaf as a post mind 😂

  • @jessl1934
    @jessl1934 Před měsícem +945

    A Jewish man was shipwrecked on a deserted island.
    After years, someone discovered him and saw he had built three huts.
    "This is my home," the man said of the first hut "and this is my synagogue."
    "What about the third hut?" asked the rescuer.
    "Oh that? That's the other synagogue. I refuse to even step foot in that place."

    • @Ikaisu.
      @Ikaisu. Před měsícem +46

      can someone explain this, i dont know jew lore

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube Před měsícem +302

      @@Ikaisu. It's pointing out how he so badly needs something to be opposed to, to look down on, to be better than...
      that despite being completely alone, he went to the trouble of building something just to be too good for it.
      The crux of this joke is that jews are hell bent on complaining & being quarrelsome. Which in the case of
      a good many ashkenazim, is quite true. But also pretty funny & with the rest of them, endearing.

    • @youparejo
      @youparejo Před měsícem +18

      ​@@CaalamusTube lool thanks for explaining

    • @CaalamusTube
      @CaalamusTube Před měsícem +7

      @@youparejo sure

    • @ericah6546
      @ericah6546 Před 29 dny +3

      😂😂😂

  • @sanneoi6323
    @sanneoi6323 Před 24 dny +491

    "There were only two Jews in all of Afghanistan and they still managed to fight each other"

    • @sanneoi6323
      @sanneoi6323 Před 24 dny +9

      I'm kinda surprised actually, didn't think Jews would fight each other they're usually very nepotistic

    • @Dencel.
      @Dencel. Před 22 dny +1

      😂

    • @trustoryz8399
      @trustoryz8399 Před 19 dny +5

      @@sanneoi6323 yep Jew diaspora is strong, these folk must be exception

    • @sanneoi6323
      @sanneoi6323 Před 18 dny

      @@trustoryz8399 Unlike most other ethnic groups, Jews live entirely in diaspora.

    • @sanneoi6323
      @sanneoi6323 Před 18 dny +6

      @@trustoryz8399 There's always an exception.

  • @bobcostas6272
    @bobcostas6272 Před 2 lety +5263

    How the fuck did zabulon hear him lmao

    • @R8V10
      @R8V10 Před 4 měsíci +1006

      Jews have excellent hearing. Do you know why Jews have double glazed windows?
      So the kids can’t hear the ice cream van.

    • @nirobahmed3719
      @nirobahmed3719 Před 2 měsíci +54

      Bruh real?​@@R8V10

    • @DennisTheMenace-1999
      @DennisTheMenace-1999 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nirobahmed3719It’s a joke because Jews don’t like spending money.

    • @smavi4133
      @smavi4133 Před 2 měsíci +543

      Cause air, and thus sound waves don’t cost anything - they take everything they can get for free

    • @free_palestine786
      @free_palestine786 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@nirobahmed3719wtf

  • @arumeh95
    @arumeh95 Před 2 měsíci +5813

    "What dirty tricks are you cooking up you dreadful old man?" every Zabulon line certified banger 😭😭

  • @jovan-noble-guy749
    @jovan-noble-guy749 Před 2 měsíci +97

    The insults are so "old fashioned" are so creatively thought out.

  • @SteveFirefly777
    @SteveFirefly777 Před 2 měsíci +800

    A former Taliban minister said these two wore them down with their constant bickering! May they live long.

    • @degenerationz9284
      @degenerationz9284 Před měsícem +309

      Unfortunately this is not the case:
      Issac Levy died at age 69 in January 2005.
      His body was transferred by the Red Cross from Afghanistan to Israel (where he has family members) for burial.
      Zebulon Siman-Tov, currently 65, left Afghanistan in 2021 after the Taliban takeover, saying that he fears for his life and immigrated to the US. He formally divorced his ex-wife after years of being separated but still legally married.
      Why did the two fight?
      Each claimed ownership to a Torah scroll in the last synagogue of Afghanistan at the time.
      They complained to the Taliban authorities, who decided to imprison both.
      During their imprisonment, the synagogue was robbed and the Torah scroll was stolen.
      The Taliban got so tired of their fighting that they threw them out of jail.

    • @khadija.8624
      @khadija.8624 Před měsícem +32

      ​@@degenerationz9284 considering the generational gap as age difference says it , them fighting is strange

    • @degenerationz9284
      @degenerationz9284 Před měsícem +19

      @@khadija.8624
      If you mean that the age gap makes the reason for their fighting odd, I'd say that I disagree since each may claim that the Torah scroll belongs to one of their ancestors with no way to confirm ownership.

    • @marianbundel1229
      @marianbundel1229 Před 20 dny +15

      @@degenerationz9284 So he was ~ 52 in that video? He looks a few decates older. Sad that their "friendship" had to end so young.

    • @Newmusellemihayat
      @Newmusellemihayat Před 9 dny +9

      @@degenerationz9284this is not the first taliban takeover they were alive and well in the last taliban takeover

  • @wizarddon
    @wizarddon Před 2 měsíci +4426

    To youtube - Why this popped up now after 16 years ?

    • @bashirahmed1921
      @bashirahmed1921 Před 2 měsíci +36

      Same I got popped up too

    • @tongpoo8985
      @tongpoo8985 Před 2 měsíci +38

      I wonder. I sure do wonder.

    • @muzammil292
      @muzammil292 Před 2 měsíci +6

      Guess we all have it now

    • @Rockstar_1996
      @Rockstar_1996 Před 2 měsíci +21

      We all are in same date and we saw an epic battle 😂

    • @behrozzafar8447
      @behrozzafar8447 Před 2 měsíci +25

      Lmao I have a test tomorrow and this is when I have this on my feed? HECK YEAH imma watch this😆. I'm from Afghanistan and I've met Zablon Simentov in-person by the way so thats why I have to watch this lol

  • @pacmandapackman3087
    @pacmandapackman3087 Před 2 lety +7842

    The Taliban jailed them for fighting so much then kicked them out of the jail because they still wouldn't stop fighting and they were annoyed by them 😂😂

    • @bobcostas6272
      @bobcostas6272 Před 2 lety +1124

      This, the taliban literally told him to go home lmao

    • @personunknown9008
      @personunknown9008 Před 2 lety +88

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @pacmandapackman3087
      @pacmandapackman3087 Před 2 měsíci +197

      ​@@haqembassadorhow do you know they weren't protected as dhimmi and paid jizya? (Edit: for those who keep replying to this I did not say jizya is bad! I am a Muslim myself. This comment was in reply to the one above mine saying "this is proof Taliban are not islamists". Yes I know elderly do not pay jizya I was speaking about in the past did they not pay and earn their dhimmi status.)

    • @haqembassador
      @haqembassador Před 2 měsíci

      @@pacmandapackman3087 is there something wrong with a government taxing the citizens?

    • @gameworld6740
      @gameworld6740 Před 2 měsíci

      @@haqembassador Islamist is just a term created by western media to spread hate

  • @buriedpet
    @buriedpet Před 2 dny +24

    How can a man named Zabulon be calling someone else a sorcerer? My dude has the most wizard name of all time.

  • @xaviervelez8835
    @xaviervelez8835 Před 12 dny +62

    My favorite part is how adamant he is that he was not talking about Zabulon, immediately after talking shit about Zabulon 🤣

    • @hiwassup2222
      @hiwassup2222 Před dnem +6

      The translation isnt accurate, he is saying "i didnt say anything bad"

  • @TheX-Philes
    @TheX-Philes Před 2 měsíci +3321

    This is actually pretty sad "Where did our friendship go? We are the last Jews!"

    • @brock5373
      @brock5373 Před měsícem

      There was a really hilarious story about these two that came out a year ago. They are like something out of a movie. czcams.com/video/0Yrv5u9E5qQ/video.htmlsi=8i5BaQr4XcecZOcW

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker Před měsícem

      No that's about as stereotypically Jewish as it gets.

    • @Sambenmaggie
      @Sambenmaggie Před měsícem

      Not to mention the guy out of screen refused to give his wife a get. Dude is clearly a certified douche.

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent Před měsícem

      Notice how he insults him by calling him a “goy” - To them, all non Jews are subhuman.

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Před měsícem +552

      Tbh it’s pretty funny that in a country of hostile islamists the two Jews decide to fight each other. Apparently that’s the reason they had been left alone by the Taliban because they bicker so much it annoys them 😂

  • @dewok2706
    @dewok2706 Před 5 měsíci +920

    "They're afraid of Zabulon"
    Can't blame them.

    • @BaoBaoAmateur
      @BaoBaoAmateur Před 2 měsíci +5

      true dude

    • @winterinvicta
      @winterinvicta Před 2 měsíci +54

      Zebulon is a menace

    • @LickyTee
      @LickyTee Před 2 měsíci +55

      But technically, Zabulon wasn’t wrong. He was really talking about him and later denied it

    • @badabing3391
      @badabing3391 Před 2 měsíci +11

      seems more like zabulon tells them of this dudes scams

    • @seangregory2835
      @seangregory2835 Před měsícem +11

      @@LickyTee Yelling racial insults because you heard your name while eavesdropping on your neighbour is, in fact, wrong.

  • @amfnyc
    @amfnyc Před 2 měsíci +1055

    I’m Jewish, and this reenforces the old saying “two Jews, three opinions”. We literally have a 3000 page book that’s sole purpose is detailing the arguments of 2-4th century rabbis about the most random topics. Not sure why CZcams recommended this all of a sudden, but I’m happy the did 😂.

    • @idontknowwhatnameshouldipu1864
      @idontknowwhatnameshouldipu1864 Před měsícem +33

      Were you talking about the talmud?

    • @BlisaBLisa
      @BlisaBLisa Před měsícem +12

      @@LoyalOpposition i noticed this too w youtube recommending me random videos with barely any views. its genuinely quite nice

    • @I___Am
      @I___Am Před měsícem +5

      What book? That sounds interesting.

    • @amfnyc
      @amfnyc Před měsícem +63

      @@I___Am the talmud/gemorah. It’s written in Aramaic, which is essentially Hebrew mixed with Arabic. There are parts of it that are very, very interesting, and have deep meeting, etc., But the majority of it it’s just going back-and-forth on small details. I would definitely check it out though, if I were you.

    • @amfnyc
      @amfnyc Před měsícem +3

      @@idontknowwhatnameshouldipu1864 mhm

  • @theeleventhdoctor2043
    @theeleventhdoctor2043 Před 18 dny +96

    The funny part is that there was actually a third Jew that Zabulon knew about but he didn’t tell anyone until he got rescued in 2021 to get people to think he was the last Jew in Afghanistan for a long time.

    • @EmpteeBluffs
      @EmpteeBluffs Před 7 dny +4

      was the third jew in hiding or something.

    • @AdolphusEudora
      @AdolphusEudora Před 6 dny +7

      ​@@EmpteeBluffsShe didn't emphasize she is Jewish, her children are raised Muslim. And she is Zabulon's distant cousin...

    • @EmpteeBluffs
      @EmpteeBluffs Před 5 dny

      @@AdolphusEudora Okay then ethnically jewish? She can't be religiously jewish right

    • @MHK806-jj7zj
      @MHK806-jj7zj Před 4 dny

      @@EmpteeBluffs since judaism is a religion not an ethnicity you can't say that.

    • @EmpteeBluffs
      @EmpteeBluffs Před 4 dny

      @@MHK806-jj7zj Not once was judaism mentioned but the assumption i carried was the need for conversion in Islam to marry someone but marrying a woman from the abrahamic faith seems to be the outlier

  • @hirshtveria8675
    @hirshtveria8675 Před 2 měsíci +2045

    50% of a Jew’s life is spent arguing with other Jews. This is a major aspect of our culture.

    • @sorlag2496
      @sorlag2496 Před 2 měsíci +589

      and the other 50% is spent getting kicked out of countries 💀

    • @l6ss
      @l6ss Před 2 měsíci +13

      H!ndustan roots

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@l6ssWhat does that mean?
      Who told you they had roots in India?
      And why is it bad? (Spoiler alert it's not)
      This is a hate crime man, stop it before you regret it

    • @TonySoprano-oo8wd
      @TonySoprano-oo8wd Před 2 měsíci +136

      Don't yall call pro palestinian jews antisemitic 😂😂😂

    • @lioraselby5328
      @lioraselby5328 Před 2 měsíci +17

      ​@@sorlag2496 that's why I'm proud to be an American 😎

  • @EuskadiJoloMas
    @EuskadiJoloMas Před 2 měsíci +885

    16 years later and "TRIPLE GOY" still hits hard!

    • @cameronspence4977
      @cameronspence4977 Před měsícem +53

      Triple goy was hilarious

    • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
      @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 Před měsícem

      He left it at triple goy because quadruple goy would’ve been too much even for him

    • @bidenhatesamerica
      @bidenhatesamerica Před měsícem

      Lmfao, I thought I was the only one to catch that! Fk doubling down, he hit him with a 3 point banger 😂

    • @alyssarichardson2544
      @alyssarichardson2544 Před 22 dny +4

      I wonder if that's where people got "double-(nbomb)" from? 🤔 I remember hearing that a lot on 4chan when I was a teen (late 2000s)

    • @faizanzeya8261
      @faizanzeya8261 Před 3 dny

      What does it mean ?

  • @NuisanceMan
    @NuisanceMan Před 23 dny +56

    Two Jews, three opinions

  • @dpelpal
    @dpelpal Před měsícem +201

    The thing is, he was actually talking s*** about Zabulon. He said his customers don't come around anymore because they're scared of Zabulon. 🤷‍♀️

    • @42carlos
      @42carlos Před 21 dnem +7

      WOW thanks i didn't know

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 Před 8 dny +11

      Yeah theyre being jews

    • @jskskl
      @jskskl Před 6 dny

      Average jewish behavior

    • @rabihonov
      @rabihonov Před 22 hodinami

      Well, he was simply speaking facts and you know that from the way zabulon was talking to him

    • @leonelmartinez2486
      @leonelmartinez2486 Před 21 hodinou

      @@rabihonov he's scamming people

  • @DR.MASAADI
    @DR.MASAADI Před 2 měsíci +3977

    I can’t stop myself from clicking on a video titled “2 jews fighting each other” that was uploaded 16 years ago and suddenly CZcams recommended it for me 😂

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 Před 2 měsíci +54

      CZcams algorithm has a sick sense of humor to show 2 Afghan Jews complaining to each other considering what's going in across the USA right now

    • @shaphyshaphy
      @shaphyshaphy Před 2 měsíci +6

      Same

    • @C120.
      @C120. Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@Menaceblue3 whats going on

    • @simonengland6448
      @simonengland6448 Před 2 měsíci +17

      @@C120. The proper question is, 'what isn't'?
      There is nothing new under the sun. But the US does dress it up well. Like Bakelite covered in a plasticised sheen of pestilence. A zombie covered in decaying rat.

    • @SA2004YG
      @SA2004YG Před 2 měsíci +4

      It's a time capsule

  • @nsawatchlistbait289
    @nsawatchlistbait289 Před 2 měsíci +1265

    Dude this is how I expected sorcerers to sound like

    • @l6ss
      @l6ss Před 2 měsíci +7

      Basically Like turks that's their original faith!!

    • @nsawatchlistbait289
      @nsawatchlistbait289 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@l6ss what's whose original faith?

    • @scottcantdance804
      @scottcantdance804 Před 2 měsíci +8

      ​@@nsawatchlistbait289 the khazars

    • @nsawatchlistbait289
      @nsawatchlistbait289 Před 2 měsíci +9

      @@scottcantdance804 the Afghans are khazar? Or just these guys?

    • @sleepyjoe1374
      @sleepyjoe1374 Před 2 měsíci

      @@nsawatchlistbait289 ashkenazim are khazar converts.

  • @TheNewTravel
    @TheNewTravel Před 29 dny +194

    For most of his life he faced war, poverty, religious persecution, and 50 Celcius heat waves. But there was one thing he could not face…. Zabulon

    • @user-yc9uw8vy9f
      @user-yc9uw8vy9f Před 18 dny

      either you are ignorant or the most dumb person on earth if you believe that the temperature reach 50 C in Kabul 😂

    • @insaneboy1234
      @insaneboy1234 Před 7 dny +1

      🤣

    • @tozrimondher4250
      @tozrimondher4250 Před 5 dny +6

      Who tf told you that they face religious persecution ?

    • @JackChit-pv3dj
      @JackChit-pv3dj Před 4 dny +16

      Jews lived great in muslim countries. They faced all of the above in Europe

    • @Zabadev
      @Zabadev Před 4 dny

      @@JackChit-pv3dj that’s what Muslims tell themselves

  • @ricardoguanipa8275
    @ricardoguanipa8275 Před 2 měsíci +462

    This is like the two elderly Mexican men that are the last two Speakers of a Native indigenous language, but they had a fight decades ago and they are "not in speaking terms". Meanwhile linguistis are begging them to bury the hatched so that they can codified the language before one of them dies

  • @Agora13
    @Agora13 Před 2 lety +1971

    Notice how the old man doesn't deny that he sells fake charms? Zabulon knows what's up.

    • @jzenhenko
      @jzenhenko Před 2 lety +234

      also he totally brushed past that he insulted the musicians loool

    • @Shamarthebread
      @Shamarthebread Před 2 měsíci +66

      Yea what’s his side of the story

    • @rigodon97
      @rigodon97 Před 2 měsíci

      Please. Zabulon is a total asshole.

    • @nicholasplesko533
      @nicholasplesko533 Před 2 měsíci +23

      What are real charms?

    • @user-uy6ug3nf4t
      @user-uy6ug3nf4t Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@nicholasplesko533 um those are genuine ones

  • @athiefinthenight6894
    @athiefinthenight6894 Před 2 měsíci +379

    Zabulon woke up that day and chose violence.

    • @Zer-o-ne
      @Zer-o-ne Před měsícem

      and oh goy did he wreak havoc!

  • @invictus1270
    @invictus1270 Před 3 dny +4

    Came on here to search for something very important, landed on this gem, watched it five times, and now I can't remember what it is I came on here to search..

  • @lowrhyan567
    @lowrhyan567 Před 11 dny +30

    PICK YOUR SIDE
    Levi - Like
    Zabulon - Comment

    • @interwalls3371
      @interwalls3371 Před 5 dny

      Two jews, three opinions. Which is why i did both, and also reported you for child pornography.

  • @AAARREUUUGHHHH
    @AAARREUUUGHHHH Před 8 měsíci +2611

    "Triple goy!" never fails to crack me up lmao

    • @jdjd9935
      @jdjd9935 Před 2 měsíci +28

      What's goy

    • @toggle2565
      @toggle2565 Před 2 měsíci

      @@jdjd9935 people who are not jewish

    • @Richard.B.Riddick.
      @Richard.B.Riddick. Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jdjd9935Goy = non-jevv (other races) = anim,al = non-hum,an. this word is said hundreds of times in the jevvish holy books " torah " and " talmud "...

    • @Despotic_Waffle
      @Despotic_Waffle Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jdjd9935non jew

    • @mudasserkhan00
      @mudasserkhan00 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@jdjd9935non-jew person is a goy in Judaism

  • @JR-gp2zk
    @JR-gp2zk Před 2 měsíci +1118

    For those who just found this gem with the CZcams algorithm in 2024, you need to do a search on last Jew in Afghanistan. Oh the story gets better. I found a comedy rabbit hole. These guys really should of had their own show.

    • @JacobOman-qb1lm
      @JacobOman-qb1lm Před 2 měsíci +15

      Lmfao googled it🤣

    • @JimmyJohnson7077
      @JimmyJohnson7077 Před 2 měsíci +39

      Bruh now I know what zebulan looks like😂

    • @FaizanKhan-iq3yd
      @FaizanKhan-iq3yd Před 2 měsíci +4

      Are they still alive?

    • @JimmyJohnson7077
      @JimmyJohnson7077 Před 2 měsíci +47

      @@FaizanKhan-iq3yd from what I've read the guy in the video isn't but zebulan is

    • @MD-zd3du
      @MD-zd3du Před 2 měsíci

      You mean a comedy rabbi-t hole 😏

  • @metallicarifflover
    @metallicarifflover Před 5 dny +5

    10/10 for the title of this video.

  • @ferretyluv
    @ferretyluv Před 19 dny +18

    This is the most Jewish thing. The saying “two Jews, three opinions” is 100% factual.

  • @WodyHG
    @WodyHG Před 2 měsíci +341

    2:00"TRIPLE GOY!" had my sides in orbit, the timing too 😂

  • @thecosmos729
    @thecosmos729 Před 2 měsíci +1977

    Netflix should make a series out of this. It's hilarious the only two in the country can't stand each other.

    • @ia285
      @ia285 Před 2 měsíci +142

      They weren't the only two in the country, that's just a myth. There were a dozen others, including an old woman and her grandchildren as well but weren't public like these 2 men.

    • @NadeemAhmed-nv2br
      @NadeemAhmed-nv2br Před 2 měsíci +113

      ​@@ia285they all left to Israel, these 2 men choose to stay behind

    • @hamidogamer
      @hamidogamer Před 2 měsíci +176

      @@NadeemAhmed-nv2br yeah some people are descent enough not to join a terrorist entity

    • @exincom4729
      @exincom4729 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@hamidogamer the only terrorist entity in this planet is Islam

    • @ia285
      @ia285 Před 2 měsíci +34

      @@NadeemAhmed-nv2br no, there was an old woman and her grandchildren but she wasn't public about it. We only found out 2 or 3 years ago.

  • @abdolvakilfazli2488
    @abdolvakilfazli2488 Před 2 dny +2

    I am Afghan who lived in both iran and Afghanistan. His accent shows he is raised in Iran but living in Afghanistan for a while

  • @pitviper7924
    @pitviper7924 Před 2 měsíci +17

    Finally I get some obscure recommendations. I was getting bored with only the established popular channels.

  • @ibnAmat
    @ibnAmat Před 2 měsíci +610

    I love how he said Zabulon’s name but says “I wasn’t taking about you” 😂

    • @zack4president
      @zack4president Před 2 měsíci +116

      And insists that the guy filming him will back up his lie

    • @09_alhanfiroz97
      @09_alhanfiroz97 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@zack4president😂😂😂

    • @Y_hass
      @Y_hass Před 2 měsíci +143

      The translation isn't accurate. He says "I didn't say anything bad about you"

    • @rustysalmonella7681
      @rustysalmonella7681 Před 2 měsíci +12

      Like there’s so many Zabulons out there

    • @user-su3zn2xt3z
      @user-su3zn2xt3z Před 2 měsíci +19

      Yeah, must have been talking about a different Zabulon

  • @JamesSmith-ny2gb
    @JamesSmith-ny2gb Před rokem +1261

    Zabulon is a savage “you old scoundrel” “I’ll piss on your father’s beard” “triple goy”

    • @truthseeker-nv6ny
      @truthseeker-nv6ny Před 2 měsíci +135

      ​@bxbumblebeeI don't know how could they be brothers considering Isaac telling him I've been good to your father your mother and your brothers

    • @NoahLoftier
      @NoahLoftier Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@truthseeker-nv6ny Perhaps it is a line of wisdom. Meant to come across as, I've been good to you and everyone you knew.

    • @Vongreimbf109
      @Vongreimbf109 Před 2 měsíci +5

      Isaac was adopted i guess

    • @feedcount
      @feedcount Před 2 měsíci

      What is goy?

    • @user-rd9ks8dw8c
      @user-rd9ks8dw8c Před 2 měsíci

      How can he speak like that 😮...

  • @Abudzin
    @Abudzin Před 7 dny +54

    "I piss on your beard and your on yourfather's"
    Damn what a legendary line

    • @SpockrulesBJJ
      @SpockrulesBJJ Před 5 dny

      When you start insulting a man's beard.......then it's serious.
      Why did it have to sink so low?

  • @ericguillot6402
    @ericguillot6402 Před měsícem +21

    My son, your recommendations have surpassed all expectations. From this day forward, the student has become the master.

  • @majl7917
    @majl7917 Před 2 měsíci +743

    It took me 16 years to come across this awesome video. A piece of history, really. 😂❤

    • @supernova7848
      @supernova7848 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Same

    • @rahimicrackz
      @rahimicrackz Před 2 měsíci +2

      Samee lol

    • @agent6960
      @agent6960 Před 2 měsíci +2

      like i see the comments some are from 16 years and some are like 1month and yous was 10 hours from mine, where are in betweens .

    • @ChillAssTurtle
      @ChillAssTurtle Před 2 měsíci +1

      See how the jews hate one another, now i see why theyve murdered 40,000 palestinians

    • @kurdishGuy2110
      @kurdishGuy2110 Před 2 měsíci +4

      The guy who uploaded, even has a wife three kids 😂

  • @Hamzakilife2004
    @Hamzakilife2004 Před 2 měsíci +1687

    Anyone else here
    26 April 2024
    CZcams recommend me this ❤️

    • @bengal_spokesman
      @bengal_spokesman Před 2 měsíci +6

      Me also.

    • @Hamzakilife2004
      @Hamzakilife2004 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Ayo 29 likes in 6 hour

    • @mhkpt
      @mhkpt Před 2 měsíci +3

      hey me too LOL

    • @airfrancerobloxchannel7374
      @airfrancerobloxchannel7374 Před 2 měsíci +6

      description has two tags like "October" and 7 and also "jew" in the title, "news" in the tags and "fighting "
      a very common something that makes sense to be recommended how do you not see it?

    • @Googolplexian01
      @Googolplexian01 Před 2 měsíci +4

      Same date, I have now idea how this sprung up.

  • @KirAnimation.
    @KirAnimation. Před 7 dny +5

    144p video is enough to tell about humanity

  • @anubhavtharmatt3973
    @anubhavtharmatt3973 Před měsícem +7

    Funny thing is their relative don't even know these guys have been immortalized on internet forever

  • @thegatorhator6822
    @thegatorhator6822 Před 2 měsíci +179

    A pimp, a sorceror and a scoundrel is what I want my grave to describe me as.

    • @misdangered4326
      @misdangered4326 Před měsícem

      I’m going with “Triple goy and proud of it!”

  • @smtouhid8139
    @smtouhid8139 Před 2 měsíci +236

    "Where did our friendship go? We are the last jews." This is just sad.

    • @DiabBinGhanimAlHilali
      @DiabBinGhanimAlHilali Před 13 dny +10

      Not really ...

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Před 9 dny +7

      tripel goi

    • @mayjailersirens
      @mayjailersirens Před 8 dny

      interesting how israel didn’t even want to take in middle eastern jews 🙃

    • @bldontmatter5319
      @bldontmatter5319 Před 7 dny +9

      No. They all left for their special land that only they control (and the USA)

    • @BoliceOccifer
      @BoliceOccifer Před 6 dny +16

      ​@@bldontmatter5319 What are you even yapping about bro, they're in Afghanistan. You're trying so hard to make this about politics. It's just weird.

  • @delt19
    @delt19 Před 7 dny +3

    Bro imagine one day in the future when CZcams decides to randomly recommend a video posted 50 years ago....😮

  • @deadblond1336
    @deadblond1336 Před 5 dny +4

    i love central asian insults, you can see that they still have respect and love fior each other

  • @AhJodie
    @AhJodie Před 2 měsíci +689

    You can tell they actually love each other; it gives them something to do and keeps their minds sharp!

    • @AhJodie
      @AhJodie Před 2 měsíci +214

      @@danax6653 I have seen a lot of people interact like that, it's a game. One will miss the other someday and that will be sad.

    • @welcometosemeticpalestine
      @welcometosemeticpalestine Před 2 měsíci +19

      This is not love

    • @dickens123
      @dickens123 Před 2 měsíci +66

      Some Guys behave this way to express friendship

    • @scarlettkhan9667
      @scarlettkhan9667 Před 2 měsíci +31

      This is how older people show love

    • @Rajab25161
      @Rajab25161 Před 2 měsíci +38

      @@welcometosemeticpalestine it is..if one is sick the other would literally give everything for him...these r typical asian behaviors u endure as a tribe or family or relatives or friends

  • @ShemPayne
    @ShemPayne Před měsícem +13

    And that is why Afghanistan in number 110.

  • @user-pt8mu9wg3i
    @user-pt8mu9wg3i Před měsícem +3

    thanks for this classic little gem

  • @HereistheReality
    @HereistheReality Před 2 měsíci +471

    You never searched for this but CZcams recomend it to you

  • @historicrecord
    @historicrecord Před 3 lety +428

    This is hilarious - the last 2 jews and they are fighting eachother and throwing insults at one another

  • @yaboileeroy3038
    @yaboileeroy3038 Před měsícem +48

    Homie really shouted “Triple goy” like fuck me dude I’m dead lmao

  • @LambdaCreates
    @LambdaCreates Před 22 dny +3

    I was getting recommended this so much, I couldn't bear it and clicked.

  • @Survivethejive
    @Survivethejive Před 12 lety +806

    Zabulon is a troll

  • @CrimeaRiver
    @CrimeaRiver Před 2 měsíci +418

    "Cabal in Kabul"
    I wonder if Dan Alexe realizes how genius that title truly is.

    • @aytuncdemir4844
      @aytuncdemir4844 Před 2 měsíci +7

      what do you mean can you explain

    • @aa898246
      @aa898246 Před 2 měsíci

      @@aytuncdemir4844 people think jews have secret meetings and work together AKA a cabal

    • @kiwuuspurr1927
      @kiwuuspurr1927 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@aytuncdemir4844 what're you confused about

    • @aytuncdemir4844
      @aytuncdemir4844 Před 2 měsíci +3

      @@kiwuuspurr1927 caban in kabul, what exactly this supposed to mean

    • @Zyvrex
      @Zyvrex Před 2 měsíci +7

      @@aytuncdemir4844Kâbildeki dolandırıcı entrikacı demek

  • @CHINGGISJINNAHPHARAOH123
    @CHINGGISJINNAHPHARAOH123 Před 19 dny +1

    This is a treasure of a video, please keep this channel alive

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 Před 8 dny +6

    There's an old joke.
    "2 Jews, 5 opinions."

  • @omerghorizai6352
    @omerghorizai6352 Před 2 měsíci +161

    At that time they were not the last. Zabulon had a distant cousin, Tova Moradi also living in Kabul with her children and many grandchildren. After rabbi Isaac levi died, her family and zabulon were the last Jews. After August 15th zabulon left to Turkey but Tova was still there until October and fled with her family to Kosovo

  • @parsa1092
    @parsa1092 Před 2 měsíci +147

    I was 15 days old when this video got posted

  • @Truthspeakercentral
    @Truthspeakercentral Před 23 dny +15

    "Triple goy" was the funniest shit I heard all day

  • @sajanregmi7538
    @sajanregmi7538 Před měsícem +43

    "i piss on your beard, and on your father's." .... no-one can recover from such insult..

  • @mikejpassfilms
    @mikejpassfilms Před 2 lety +215

    I lol'ed so hard the first time I saw this. It's Larry David and Richard Lewis in Kabul.

  • @lobsterman7153
    @lobsterman7153 Před 2 měsíci +67

    Curb your enthusiasm: Afghanistan edition

  • @XiasIV
    @XiasIV Před 19 dny

    Thank you Stoic Stick for bringing this to my attention

  • @LeBoubouOuiOui
    @LeBoubouOuiOui Před měsícem +2

    I really don’t know why appeared randomly in my recommendation, but ok, I’m happy.

  • @2makepeace
    @2makepeace Před 16 lety +473

    Isaac was such a sweet old man. They are like two little kids fighting. Funny and sad at the same time.

    • @Mo-re8yo
      @Mo-re8yo Před 2 měsíci +8

      He died?

    • @proc3981
      @proc3981 Před 2 měsíci +54

      ​@@Mo-re8yoYes. In 2005.
      The second jew, Zabulon, left Afghanistan for good in 2021

    • @MyStory1987
      @MyStory1987 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@proc3981are you an Afghani my brother??
      Did u meet them??

    • @Mo-re8yo
      @Mo-re8yo Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@proc3981 ohhhh...

    • @4CelciusDegree
      @4CelciusDegree Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@@proc3981 so sad

  • @2makepeace
    @2makepeace Před 16 lety +686

    They were the last two jews living in Afghanistan, unfortunately Isaac, the white bearded man passed away, and now his younger brother Zabulon is the last jew living in Kabul. The two brothers never got on and each claimed ownership to the synagague which is where they both lived. God bless Isaac, And i hope Zabulon is safe and doing well.
    God bless all afghans of all backgrounds.

    • @shahidmaseed7
      @shahidmaseed7 Před 2 lety +125

      Zabolun has now gone to Istanbul

    • @mufasum
      @mufasum Před 2 lety +145

      @@shahidmaseed7 Bruh OP made that comment 13 years ago. He's not gonna respond.

    • @shahidmaseed7
      @shahidmaseed7 Před 2 lety +55

      @@mufasum Yeah I know

    • @aa898246
      @aa898246 Před 8 měsíci +80

      damn now 15 years from now the Taliban is back

    • @Noven30
      @Noven30 Před 8 měsíci

      @@aa898246history always repeats itself

  • @dzdawlatzwamel9795
    @dzdawlatzwamel9795 Před měsícem +52

    Last Minecraft villager

  • @user-xh4mg2uc7e
    @user-xh4mg2uc7e Před měsícem +1

    This is a banger how does it not have 1 million yet??

  • @matchesburn
    @matchesburn Před 3 lety +110

    Grumpy Old Men - Afghanistan Edition.

  • @shlomoshekelberg6774
    @shlomoshekelberg6774 Před 8 lety +200

    I play this video on repeat whenever I'm feeling down.

    • @oliverhakim414
      @oliverhakim414 Před 3 lety +6

      same

    • @thecosmos729
      @thecosmos729 Před 2 měsíci +3

      lol

    • @kliwenad
      @kliwenad Před měsícem +1

      @@thecosmos729 bro responded to an 8 year old comment

    • @thecosmos729
      @thecosmos729 Před měsícem

      @@kliwenad If you think that is crazy, I once got a response from a comment written over a *decade* ago within just a few days and somehow I didn't even feel that surprised. 💀
      I also got thousands of likes on this 16 year old video and I somewhat thought I would get some likes, but it's still crazy.

  • @obinna123
    @obinna123 Před 24 dny

    Thank god for subtitles

  • @anzuyu3047
    @anzuyu3047 Před měsícem +3

    What makes this recommendation even creepier is that I was reading about these two in a hardcover book a few days before it came up in my feed....

  • @gatotsu2501
    @gatotsu2501 Před 2 lety +96

    I missed this season of Curb Your Enthusiasm

    • @inci7892
      @inci7892 Před 2 měsíci

      ?

    • @thegamersfaction6343
      @thegamersfaction6343 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@inci7892curb your enthusiasm often comprises of old Jewish guys bickering

    • @inci7892
      @inci7892 Před 2 měsíci

      @@thegamersfaction6343 oh thanks! i did watch curb your enthusiasm, i was not sure what is the correlation

  • @thatdelta
    @thatdelta Před 2 měsíci +69

    What makes this funnier is CZcams's algorithm which recommended this to everyone at the same time.

    • @LoyalOpposition
      @LoyalOpposition Před měsícem +1

      I've noticed in the last handful of months that CZcams always has one recommendation on the right-side of the page with 20 views or so. The title is enticing, too.

    • @mellowxkrabb9084
      @mellowxkrabb9084 Před měsícem +1

      Hey, our pfps have the same color

  • @KobraKai69
    @KobraKai69 Před měsícem +1

    Why was this recommended to me, and why am I so happy it was?

  • @usmanakhtar6110
    @usmanakhtar6110 Před 8 dny +2

    Zabulon has some superhuman hearing.

  • @Supahpowahnerd890
    @Supahpowahnerd890 Před 2 měsíci +400

    "I was good to your father, your mother, and your brothers and this is how you repay me?"
    It's amusing to know that this is a universally Jewish way of guilt-tripping.

    • @ShinuE-rs4gs
      @ShinuE-rs4gs Před 2 měsíci +14

      😂❤

    • @sleepyjoe1298
      @sleepyjoe1298 Před 2 měsíci +82

      Nah that's an afghan thing or maybe a Semitic thing but all Afghans do that im afghan

    • @englishstories3070
      @englishstories3070 Před 2 měsíci +23

      @@sleepyjoe1298 It's more of an asian thing ig

    • @sher7174
      @sher7174 Před 2 měsíci +26

      The response had me rolling short silence ..." triple goy" 😂

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. Před 2 měsíci +1

      I don't get it. What if he was good to his father his mother and his brothers?

  • @Dr.YehudaBenNachmanFriedburg

    Isaac was a very sincere kind hearted man. May he Rest In Peace.

    • @ibie27
      @ibie27 Před 2 měsíci +20

      Indeed Isaac son of Abraham (peace be upon them) was lovable. So was Ishmael/Ismail son of Abraham (peace be upon them both)

    • @DelFlo
      @DelFlo Před 2 měsíci +14

      Sincere? He lied 3 times in this video alone.

    • @Os-kx3tu
      @Os-kx3tu Před 2 měsíci

      ​@@DelFlo
      He's definitely a gossiping hoe..

    • @aliveandwellinisrael2507
      @aliveandwellinisrael2507 Před 2 měsíci +8

      @@ibie27 "PBUH"? The bloodthirsty religion of Islam is why there were only two left living there.

    • @ibie27
      @ibie27 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @@aliveandwellinisrael2507
      It is a major sin in Islam to kill an innocent non-muslim.
      The Prophet of Islam said:
      Whoever wrongs a mu‘ahid (non-Muslim living under Muslim rule) , detracts from his rights, burdens him with more work than he is able to do or takes something from him without his consent, I will plead for him (the mu‘ahid) - or I will be the opponent of (the Muslim who wronged him) - on the Day of Resurrection.”
      Narrated by Abu Dawood (3052);

  • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
    @SessmaruKusanagiGaming Před měsícem +2

    This is amazing. Thank you, algorithms.

  • @Aditya01251
    @Aditya01251 Před měsícem

    After a long time, CZcams recommended a wholesome video!

  • @FKhorasani87
    @FKhorasani87 Před 11 lety +361

    Hahaha, i love his herati accent. I am also herati. My grand father had many jewish friends in herat. Not only jews, but also shias and sikhs. Herat was paradise on earth. I wish those times come back, but unfortunatly that dream will never come true. :(

  • @mkry_x1
    @mkry_x1 Před 2 měsíci +27

    We got afghan jews b4 gta 6

    • @yesterdaystomorrow2676
      @yesterdaystomorrow2676 Před 2 měsíci +6

      it is 16 years old, its about as old as gta 4 lmao

    • @giorgospapoutsakis5271
      @giorgospapoutsakis5271 Před 2 měsíci

      Unfunny plus it'll come out in 2025 plus these Afghan Jews existed before you were even born

    • @deeremies2266
      @deeremies2266 Před měsícem +4

      not anymore, the other died and other man fled to europe

    • @elhamhimat7930
      @elhamhimat7930 Před 24 dny

      There were more than 5000 Jews living in Afghanistan during the 19th century.
      Unfortunately, most of them migrated to Israel and Europe due to the wars with the Soviet and the Taliban. These two were the only people left in Afghanistan during the 2000s.

  • @Shsj-ir7tx
    @Shsj-ir7tx Před 5 dny +1

    Here on 22/6/2024 after this masterpiece was recommended to me 🎉

  • @TheLabyrinth60
    @TheLabyrinth60 Před měsícem +1

    I'm genuinely curious how the algorithm thought I should see this, but I'm happy it did.

  • @Rajab25161
    @Rajab25161 Před 2 měsíci +52

    I'm a Baloch and understood half of their talk ..
    ما تھرا چی گفتم/گشتو۔(what did I say to you).
    Classic neighbors shit talk
    😂😂

    • @ibn_klingschor
      @ibn_klingschor Před 2 měsíci +11

      wow nice. Balochistan is so far away from them. My grandma understands Sindhi, I wonder if she would be able to as well.

  • @adnankhalid8457
    @adnankhalid8457 Před 2 měsíci +91

    I love when CZcams just randomly recommends some ancient video for hundreds of people .

    • @mohamedmomen4316
      @mohamedmomen4316 Před 2 měsíci

      They've a political purpose for the sake of Jewish society

  • @Fenasi_Kerim
    @Fenasi_Kerim Před měsícem

    idk why youtube recommended me this but i aint mad this is a masterpiece

  • @Kierak
    @Kierak Před měsícem +1

    This is what I love about youtube, recommendations that aren't supposed to appeal to you, yet the curiosity gets the better of you.

  • @mohibnuristani7361
    @mohibnuristani7361 Před 9 lety +182

    everyone who live in Afghanistan are my people ...I don't care what their religion and languages are ...All I focus is make Afghanistan peaceful place for everyone

    • @yusuufibrahim530
      @yusuufibrahim530 Před 8 lety +2

      I hope that happens :-)

    • @khan30905
      @khan30905 Před 8 lety +8

      yusuuf ibrahim Amen ---- BRO !

    • @akburst510
      @akburst510 Před 8 lety +13

      +Mohib jan an Afghan Jew is more than a Muslim Pakistani to US AFGHANS!!!

    • @elyad67
      @elyad67 Před 8 lety +6

      well said

    • @everydayvideoos
      @everydayvideoos Před 8 lety

      اپنے قوم پر قیاس اقوامیے معرب سے نہ کر
      خاص ہے ترکیب میں قومِ رسولِ ہاشمی