I'm Not Here To Make Friends '09

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  • čas přidán 28. 08. 2024
  • All of (or at least, many) of the instances of people saying "I'm not here to make friends," on reality TV since the first supercut.

Komentáře • 127

  • @VWatch07
    @VWatch07 Před 14 lety +5

    Actually, I'm here to make friends! Screw the money! I want friends!

  • @SkydivingCoroner
    @SkydivingCoroner Před 15 lety +3

    1:25 Haha!
    "Maybe we can kinda be buddies?"
    "Girl, no."

  • @qu0dlb3t
    @qu0dlb3t Před 15 lety +3

    The American Dream:
    "We're here to win, not to make friends."
    LOL I love this video.

  • @ColdClamChowder
    @ColdClamChowder Před 14 lety +9

    Everyone is instantly meaner on Reality TV.

  • @93euro
    @93euro Před 15 lety +2

    1:26 is definitely the best one!

  • @TheMagicCamcorder
    @TheMagicCamcorder Před 14 lety +2

    A reality show that actually involved people being nice to each other would be revolutionary.

  • @mileshirson246
    @mileshirson246 Před 8 lety +4

    holy shit this is genius.
    your grasp of reality tv is incomparable

  • @thebeautywithin
    @thebeautywithin Před 15 lety +1

    LOL it never gets old! xD
    Thanks for posting richfofo :)

  • @rob91ification
    @rob91ification Před 10 lety +2

    Love this video Jade

  • @Down10
    @Down10 Před 15 lety

    That's brilliant! "Make the Most Friends" -- person with the most Friendship Bracelets at the end of the show wins!

  • @1bwash
    @1bwash Před 15 lety

    This is my mantra at the grocery store, I say it to the cashier when he or she asks me how I am doing, "I'm not here to make friends!"

  • @youtubebroadcast6785
    @youtubebroadcast6785 Před 3 měsíci

    I understand the drive to focus solely on winning when you're in a competitive game show environment. However, it's crucial to avoid coming off as arrogant and making enemies left and right. You don't necessarily need to form friendships, but it's important to have allies who can support you on your journey to the top. If you're constantly alienating people and stirring up negativity, you'll quickly become public enemy number one and find yourself the target of everyone's efforts to take you down.

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR Před 15 lety

    I once took a tour of the factory where they manufacture reality TV contestant's personalities. Dave, our tour guide gave us a preview of the '10 Machiavellian Bitch-Goddess and Shirtless Alpha Male: Codename "Josh". I was sworn to secrecy on the details, but let's just say next season's gonna be a real treat!!!!

  • @beejor
    @beejor Před 14 lety +1

    They should make a reality show called "America's Next Best Friend" and then all the contestants wouldn't know what to say.

  • @tubeneophyte
    @tubeneophyte Před 14 lety

    I too found my way here via your segment aired on NPR

  • @SassySachi
    @SassySachi Před 12 lety

    00:35 HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    "I'm not here to make friends. It's a dog eat dog world out there." SAYS THE GUY IN THE FUCKING FLOWER SUIT

  • @deadcrowes19
    @deadcrowes19 Před 12 lety +1

    You know, in some of these competitions where people are aspiring models, fashion designers, or just reality stars in general, it pays to make friends and forge connections in the business. So these people are mostly screwing themselves over in the long run.

  • @Pianissimeat
    @Pianissimeat Před 15 lety

    Sandra's not here to make friends, she's here to be a mwah-doll.

  • @Mokonamon
    @Mokonamon Před 14 lety

    we need a late 2009/early 2010 version! please richfofo!

  • @ronaldcypress7732
    @ronaldcypress7732 Před 12 lety

    @0:01 it's alot better than saying it than anyone else in this video

  • @16mmDJ
    @16mmDJ Před 14 lety

    The first one was the best

  • @YoullNeverEverKnow
    @YoullNeverEverKnow Před 15 lety

    I loved the first one, this is great too! Nice Finale with Sandra, haha. (:

  • @aveuch
    @aveuch Před 14 lety

    MEGAN :)
    such a lovely surprise ending :)

  • @Whatisright
    @Whatisright Před 14 lety +1

    we need a show where they're there to make friends

  • @finnslane
    @finnslane Před 15 lety

    haha. Poor misunderstood Sandra.

  • @summerkissez
    @summerkissez Před 15 lety

    You read my mind..

  • @neonevangelion666
    @neonevangelion666 Před 15 lety

    The muscle dystrophy guy was so random.. but I laughed haha.

  • @Pugartes
    @Pugartes Před 13 lety

    'Im not here to post another comment I'm just here to win the prize' lol

  • @TalenX5
    @TalenX5 Před 11 lety

    I'm here to make friends.

  • @DualGrey93
    @DualGrey93 Před 4 lety

    All I hear is Trixie Mattel saying "I'm not here to make friends" lmao

  • @arancienne
    @arancienne Před 10 lety +1

    America's next best friend lol

  • @TheJapanChannelDcom
    @TheJapanChannelDcom Před 15 lety

    nice job!!!
    cut throat show that is!!
    5 stars from TheJapanChannel !!

  • @JusHereToWatchVideo
    @JusHereToWatchVideo Před 15 lety

    I thought the video ended after the website was shown but then Megan showed up. I had to to repeat it everytime.

  • @HSOUIXZ
    @HSOUIXZ Před 13 lety

    @j2201987
    Okay....see now that's better. Kudos to you, fella.
    "Pigment of my refrigeration."
    LMAO!
    Very, very, very funny!

  • @mikalover
    @mikalover Před 15 lety

    I am here for OVER 9000 Friends~!

  • @franknasch
    @franknasch Před 13 lety

    @beejor That's kinda funny then. We will definitely see one contestant yells "THIS IS A COMPETITION! I AM HERE TO WIN! I AM HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS! I LIKE YOU ALL GUYS!" :D

  • @Kimbahley
    @Kimbahley Před 15 lety

    lol How much TV do you watch?! Still, this was hilarious.

  • @shanex36
    @shanex36 Před 15 lety

    nice video! good job.

  • @jennytheamazing
    @jennytheamazing Před 15 lety

    lol most of those people usually lose
    or go crazy and leave

  • @sketchygothandz
    @sketchygothandz Před 15 lety

    I am here to make friends. They get you jobs.

  • @Bloodsaberxy
    @Bloodsaberxy Před 15 lety

    rofl, sandra is such a great example haha

  • @Lydario
    @Lydario Před 11 lety +1

    0:36 I lost it!

  • @MorganIsFly01
    @MorganIsFly01 Před 15 lety

    "mabey we could kinda be buddie"
    "GIRL NO! IM NOT HERE FOR FRIENDS GIRL " haha lol so mean

  • @JusHereToWatchVideo
    @JusHereToWatchVideo Před 15 lety

    This was the funniest shit I have ever heard. Thanks for the good laugh

  • @BloodylocksBathory
    @BloodylocksBathory Před 10 lety +1

    Some of them don't need new friends... but they sure could use some talent.

  • @ricaard
    @ricaard Před 14 lety

    Same here, NPR...

  • @cyborgtroy
    @cyborgtroy Před 13 lety

    0:03 - Whatever, I'm not here to have the correct aspect ratio!

  • @Chrisbajs
    @Chrisbajs Před 15 lety

    Reality TV - the flagship of idiocy.

  • @oscardaone
    @oscardaone Před 15 lety

    Only competitive reality shows usually have people who are like that. The sad fact is that they wan't the prize or the money. I don't even watch these shows anymore.

  • @ericarapheal
    @ericarapheal Před 15 lety

    Great vid

  • @KoenvMeijel
    @KoenvMeijel Před 14 lety

    "I'm not here to make friends, I have lots of friends back home, I'm here for the competition, to win the money." x 20 = reality show.

  • @JoelLovato
    @JoelLovato Před 15 lety

    I'm not here watching this to make friends.

  • @simplymia2573
    @simplymia2573 Před 4 lety

    I'm not here to make friends... I'm here to start shit up

  • @choisir88
    @choisir88 Před 15 lety

    it's freaking eerie how this is pretty much a carbon copy of the first vids, just with different weaves

  • @sabrin321
    @sabrin321 Před 15 lety

    haha...I want to know how many of them actually have friends back home

  • @VWatch07
    @VWatch07 Před 14 lety

    @SaitoBatch Well, "forgetting" after all. In my point of view, they do it on purpose, probably under the childish logic of "all attention is positive attention".

  • @LarryDean6987
    @LarryDean6987 Před 15 lety +1

    Hey now, ErnestMenville.. SOME of those reality nutjobs shown were British too! Granted, MOST were Americans, but not ALL of them. haha.

  • @YoullNeverEverKnow
    @YoullNeverEverKnow Před 15 lety

    That's in the first one! (:

  • @negarhythm
    @negarhythm Před 10 lety +1

    You know... America's Next Best Friend doesn't sound like a bad idea...
    ...S-Shut up! It's not like I want to make friends or anything!
    (I still want to know if I make a good tsundere. Am I doing well?)

  • @Centerfold
    @Centerfold Před 15 lety

    Hahahaha. Brilliant.

  • @drdarian
    @drdarian Před 11 lety

    Has anyone won a reality show after saying "I'm not here to make friends"?

  • @SazzyIsSnazzy
    @SazzyIsSnazzy Před 15 lety

    Hahahahaha Sandra...

  • @TheDustyMuffinsss
    @TheDustyMuffinsss Před 12 lety

    Ugggh I am trying so hard not to the people right now

  • @avadakedavra62442
    @avadakedavra62442 Před 15 lety

    roflmaooo at sandra
    damn

  • @cardigans98
    @cardigans98 Před 12 lety

    and yet they don't win in the end.

  • @VWatch07
    @VWatch07 Před 14 lety

    @zndprophet Yeah... sometimes I feel the same, but I remind myself that the world's not just douchebags. Just remember the nice people you've met along the way. It might make you feel better.

  • @funkymonkee468
    @funkymonkee468 Před 15 lety

    How'd you get Megan at the end?

  • @tannerpetero
    @tannerpetero Před 13 lety

    Except for that guy. 0:08

  • @MyGalileo7
    @MyGalileo7 Před 12 lety

    Wait, wait, wait. There was a show devoted entirely to Paris Hilton making a friend?

  • @kmakhlouf4387
    @kmakhlouf4387 Před 11 lety

    WAKE UP SHEEPLEZ

  • @peripari
    @peripari Před 15 lety

    tru dat son

  • @samthesnowman666
    @samthesnowman666 Před 4 lety +1

    lol

  • @redemption575
    @redemption575 Před 15 lety

    lmao americas next best friend

  • @rawstarr
    @rawstarr Před 15 lety +1

    lmao

  • @coltonblu
    @coltonblu Před 15 lety

    lol sandra

  • @SeeEmilyPlay0
    @SeeEmilyPlay0 Před 15 lety

    lol love megan

  • @CaramelMamiChula
    @CaramelMamiChula Před 11 lety

    3:35 Megan,u said u not here to make friends,why u,Brandi C. And Lacey were besties?

  • @molewizard
    @molewizard Před 15 lety

    I can't believe I didn't lose the game until 1:40.
    : /

  • @Edina759
    @Edina759 Před 15 lety

    the girl at 2:08 looks like selena gomez and sounds like her 2

  • @PandyFackleresque
    @PandyFackleresque Před 15 lety

    Maybe they should be.

  • @kaisergrendel
    @kaisergrendel Před 15 lety

    People like these make me sick.

  • @WhiteOutStain
    @WhiteOutStain Před 15 lety

    hahah genius.

  • @freewaytav
    @freewaytav Před 15 lety

    haha remorse

  • @overtheflats
    @overtheflats Před 14 lety

    1:48 What did that gamer say?

  • @tannersanta
    @tannersanta Před 15 lety

    show like these are freak shows!

  • @HSOUIXZ
    @HSOUIXZ Před 13 lety +1

    Liars, everyone of them!
    Now me...I am really NOT here to make friends.
    I am not even here at all.
    There is not internet.
    There is no You Tube.
    It's all a pigment of my imagination.
    (waits for the many people who will tell me what word I should have used like it's some Sesame Street episode)
    I'm not here to make friends, you are all a pigment of my imagination.

  • @timm9
    @timm9 Před 15 lety

    very cold....but funny to a outsider.

  • @oscardaone
    @oscardaone Před 9 lety

    These are the same people that never win.

  • @SlowRunner90
    @SlowRunner90 Před 15 lety

    omg WCG.. jamal was like the world's biggest a-hole ever

  • @schnitzie13
    @schnitzie13 Před 15 lety

    The last part would have been funnier if she looked at you on the 3rd go-round and said, "FUCK you!" =;-P

  • @Bloodsaberxy
    @Bloodsaberxy Před 15 lety

    if i could give you 10 more thumbs up i would

  • @tigerofvirgo9
    @tigerofvirgo9 Před 15 lety

    WHAT?! 9000?

  • @crazygirl97
    @crazygirl97 Před 15 lety +1

    hahahahaha

  • @starsbil
    @starsbil Před 15 lety

    meghan hauserman, damn! she's fine

  • @ThinVin
    @ThinVin Před 15 lety

    the most overused phrase in reality tv!

  • @harleyjkd
    @harleyjkd Před 15 lety

    the "Im here for the top of the ladder" mentality... I thought this was the motto of the boomer generation not the Y generation?

  • @DB5tothehive
    @DB5tothehive Před 15 lety

    ? What's the deal with the porn-esque intro ending?

  • @fennnyyy
    @fennnyyy Před 15 lety

    aaw, maybe they need friends..haha

  • @lakersking22
    @lakersking22 Před 13 lety

    Oh god at the end megan .. cant stand her

  • @timm9
    @timm9 Před 15 lety

    played out saying.....