Self-Checkout Sucks! | Lee Evans

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  • čas přidán 12. 07. 2020
  • Technology can sometimes work against you!
    Taken from Big Live at The 02: Lee Evans Big - UK Tour is just that, his biggest comedy tour ever, taking in over 59 dates in the UK's biggest arenas and playing to over 500,000 people. Three years on since his record-breaking XL tour Lee has pulled out all the stops to make this his funniest, most spectacular, biggest performance to date. Lee Evans - Big - Live at the O2 was recorded at London's O2 Arena where Lee played 5 sell-out nights in 2008 to over 80,000 people.
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Komentáře • 161

  • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
    @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 Před 3 lety +19

    I still have arguments with the self checkout machine 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @carlarthur4442
      @carlarthur4442 Před 3 lety +2

      Cute and Fluffy Pikachu so do I and I even start an argument with it because it pisses me off every fkn time , 😂😂😂😂😜

    • @cuteandfluffypikachu3405
      @cuteandfluffypikachu3405 Před 3 lety

      @carl arthur OMG 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 Yer they definitely are the worst inventions ever made 😆😆😆

    • @bethlancaster3993
      @bethlancaster3993 Před 3 lety +1

      Daft machines. Self checkouts are pointless and a waste of time. There's a surprising item in the bagging area, please call for assistance...What's that about? lol. Lee evans is awesome definately my favourite comedian.

    • @jeannierusso2134
      @jeannierusso2134 Před 3 lety

      I never used to self check-out I hate it hate it. I do not work in the store for free. I would like the cashiers to all keep their jobs.. and I was a cashier for 30 years I think I've put my time in. I went to the store used my gas got out of my car then . Walked all around the store to purchase my items the least you can do is bring them up and bag then. 🍕🥬🍅🍌🍇🌽🥩🥗🍪🍫🥤🍣

  • @HJPDesigns
    @HJPDesigns Před 3 lety +24

    It really does amaze me how he can remember it all and what order it all goes in. 😂😂

  • @MrBngwatson
    @MrBngwatson Před 3 lety +47

    I'm crying again lol

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair8860 Před 3 lety +212

    One of the greatest comedians ever known to man

  • @danmorgan2022
    @danmorgan2022 Před 3 lety +144

    "Please put your first item on the..(bang bang bang bang).. sprouts!"

    • @hxlly_mxy
      @hxlly_mxy Před 3 lety +5

      read that as he said it lmao

    • @darraghgregory1269
      @darraghgregory1269 Před 3 lety

      @@hxlly_mxy same here haha

    • @rob186
      @rob186 Před 3 lety +6

      we're all glad you're here to transcribe it, we unfortunately don't have eyes or ears like you

    • @AntonyThorburn
      @AntonyThorburn Před 2 lety

      they bang your sprouts....

  • @CJC1080
    @CJC1080 Před 3 lety +54

    Paaaaay bill 😆

  • @stephenbrown4211
    @stephenbrown4211 Před 3 lety +5

    I had one of those conversations with a machine once.
    "would you like to pay your bill?"
    "Yes I would like to pay my bill"
    "Sorry didn't get that, would you like to pay your bill?"
    "Yes I would like to pay my bill"
    " Sorry didn't get that, would you like to pay your bill?"
    "Yes I would like to pay my bill"
    "Sorry didn't get that, would you like to pay your bill?"
    "YES I WOULD LIKE TO PAY MY F____G BILL you DEAF COW!!!!!"
    "Sorry didn't get that, putting you through to an advisor"
    Thank you, there is a G~d

  • @SamarIqbal1-2-1
    @SamarIqbal1-2-1 Před 3 lety +31

    “Keep going love! That’s lovely!” 2:05 😂 😂😂
    That’s (handy), I must say!😎😊

  • @andyaitken4243
    @andyaitken4243 Před 3 lety +61

    By far one of the greatest comedians in the UK by far.

  • @sophieshaw3319
    @sophieshaw3319 Před 3 lety +151

    he will forever be the best comedian to walk planet earth!!😅🤣

    • @Ljgaming489
      @Ljgaming489 Před 3 lety

      Micky Flanagan

    • @apotey4710
      @apotey4710 Před 3 lety +11

      He really is the best. No one will ever be funnier than Lee to me :D

    • @-Tidgy
      @-Tidgy Před 3 lety

      Talk 😅😅😅

    • @yourname1869
      @yourname1869 Před 3 lety +1

      Bill Burr is funny aswell

    • @chaddy1969
      @chaddy1969 Před 3 lety

      Your easily pleased then?

  • @Rebecca_Bailey
    @Rebecca_Bailey Před 3 lety +54

    ‘I AM SPARTACUS!’

    • @lewdogzombies
      @lewdogzombies Před měsícem +2

      “No no, the account number please”

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 Před 3 lety +71

    Funny timing because we just got some self checkout tils installed at work.

    • @allaroundme5429
      @allaroundme5429 Před 3 lety +1

      @LM AO yep jobs about to go...

    • @giraffe3718
      @giraffe3718 Před 3 lety

      @@allaroundme5429 ok boomer

    • @allaroundme5429
      @allaroundme5429 Před 3 lety +2

      @@giraffe3718 I'm not a boomer...?
      I'm just concerned about job losses and a lack of customer service when i return to the shop i used to be employed at...

    • @forbeshutton5487
      @forbeshutton5487 Před 2 lety

      The local grocery store put in 6 of them. One person is there to point out that 5 of them are available and other is right there to help people do the employee's work for them. Never more than one person using the things, so this brilliant system takes two people to "serve" one customer. As you work your way to the front of the line the first employee always comes up "the self check-out is open..." to which I always reply "since you want me to do your job, should I mop the floors first?"

  • @bridey7521
    @bridey7521 Před 3 lety +17

    literally so sad I never got to see him live, always manages to lift my mood

  • @eoghandridl1007
    @eoghandridl1007 Před 3 lety +33

    This man is the best of the best, nó matter how many times you watch him the least you'd do is bang out a smile

  • @jackismith4538
    @jackismith4538 Před 3 lety +18

    Had the pleasure of seeing him live a couple of times,was so so funny i ached for days after where laughed so much,he really is a very funny man & just what we need to cheer us,makes me crack up laughing every time. Love you Lee,come back please,we need you. Today's crazy world is just not fun.xx

  • @tegusnakegaming1441
    @tegusnakegaming1441 Před 3 lety +3

    52 dislikers with no sense of humour! Greatest comedian ever

  • @christopherjimenezcabezas4773

    Truly a comedy legend that we all needed for a long time since norman wisdom a true comedy legend that lee evans reminds me off but a comedy legend in his own right always has me in stitches of laughter 👌👌😂😁😅

  • @Madmario2006
    @Madmario2006 Před 3 lety +9

    I am Spartacus!

  • @mammondahak666
    @mammondahak666 Před 3 lety +16

    I love this scene 😍. Lee Evans is brilliant 😂, he has me in stitches everytime 🤣.

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 Před 3 lety +2

    God, this guy is fucking hilarious! 😂😂

  • @keiranhyre750
    @keiranhyre750 Před 3 lety +7

    Lee is a legend

  • @jakejake5571
    @jakejake5571 Před 3 lety +13

    We need lee back

  • @damionfield9841
    @damionfield9841 Před 3 lety +6

    Watched him live loads great times my son wanted to come for yrs but when he became old enough Lee retired talk about a sad day. But we still giggle no matter how many times you see him just brilliant 👍

  • @77moessa
    @77moessa Před 3 lety +5

    Glad to see a man who he and his family still stick to the all the bullshit that we British face on a everyday basis..
    Despite Lee Evans and his wealth.
    He never forgets where he came from.

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart

    My Childhood Comedian 🤣 I love you Lee♥️

  • @vivienburke1963
    @vivienburke1963 Před 3 lety +3

    Come back Lee the world's gone mad we need you to make us laugh again ❤️❤️❤️

  • @xxoompavillexx
    @xxoompavillexx Před 3 lety +3

    Lee Evans is the best person since lock down 😂😂😂😂🔒

  • @marvelfan3634
    @marvelfan3634 Před 3 lety +5

    Great Video Lee

  • @LSUK
    @LSUK Před 3 lety +1

    I remember watching this as a kid and absolutely dying of laughter! Still remember it to this day!

  • @juliette2439
    @juliette2439 Před 3 lety +1

    'Pay bill'🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pauljamesshellabear50
    @pauljamesshellabear50 Před 3 lety +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lee Evans is a funny man

  • @racheltoffeepudding7732
    @racheltoffeepudding7732 Před 3 lety +4

    The phone gets Joanna lumley but he gets Dot cotton 😂😂😂

  • @ppppugh7892
    @ppppugh7892 Před 3 lety +2

    ...but how the world has changed since this! We are living in interesting times indeed. Lee Evans is a complete comedy genius - no exaggeration.

  • @joshroberts1708
    @joshroberts1708 Před 3 lety +6

    So funny

  • @raspberrymojitogirldec
    @raspberrymojitogirldec Před 3 lety +4

    Yeh self checkouts work of evil always breaking down lol too funny

  • @MartinelunafayeWhitear21
    @MartinelunafayeWhitear21 Před 3 lety +3

    Litrally my fav😂😂😂its what i say soon walk out shop😂

  • @Martybrown-kc4xg
    @Martybrown-kc4xg Před 3 lety +2

    What a guy

  • @alternativeperception6949
    @alternativeperception6949 Před 3 lety +57

    In the wise words of Tina Turner "simply the best "

  • @MrnintendoSEGAfan1
    @MrnintendoSEGAfan1 Před 2 lety +1

    2:16 ÑËĮĒÑŃ (Nine!!)
    2:21 FÆĪV Ę !! (Five!!)

  • @alextunneyware
    @alextunneyware Před 3 lety +6

    Boom
    Boom
    Boom
    Boom
    Boom
    Boom
    Sprouts

  • @dianasims4394
    @dianasims4394 Před 3 lety +2

    Brilliant as always 🤗🌸

  • @Psion_Phoenix
    @Psion_Phoenix Před 3 lety +1

    As someone who used to man the self scan in my local supermarket, I can confirm this is 100% accurate. XD

  • @jess5427
    @jess5427 Před 3 lety +16

    2:45 reminds me of filthy frank

    • @jess5427
      @jess5427 Před 3 lety

      @Master Price can I have a pizza pls

  • @FordZYT_
    @FordZYT_ Před 3 lety +33

    Your so funny I wish you carried on

    • @christopherjimenezcabezas4773
      @christopherjimenezcabezas4773 Před 3 lety +5

      Totally agree miss him and his comedy so much

    • @dtaylor4552
      @dtaylor4552 Před 3 lety +4

      On the Graham Norton show he hinted that he wants to return to his comedy sketches because he is waiting for his wife to say "Lee, go to work"

  • @thesudricengine
    @thesudricengine Před rokem

    “I get fucking Dot Cotton” 😂

  • @succeedwithcarl
    @succeedwithcarl Před 3 lety +3

    I was thinking the same thing Lee

  • @deewhobewatty9003
    @deewhobewatty9003 Před 3 lety

    Talented, Brilliant, comedian 💖

  • @sianphillips614
    @sianphillips614 Před 3 lety

    This clip is my best of all time everytime I'm sad I watch it n it always makes me laugh god I love Lee Evans gutted wen he retired

  • @jessicahughes6944
    @jessicahughes6944 Před rokem

    Very funny lol love it❤❤❤

  • @onamemmet
    @onamemmet Před 3 lety

    The way he read that computer voice spitting out a number was impeccable.

  • @thomasstevens2746
    @thomasstevens2746 Před 2 lety

    😂😂😂 love him

  • @brettgreene1476
    @brettgreene1476 Před 3 lety +3

    to of seen this awesonely comedy stand-up live was just IN....Credibly 😢🤣🤣🤣🤣 but its such a shame that he retired when we could do with his comedy now

  • @R3FL3X84
    @R3FL3X84 Před 3 lety +2

    Keep going love.. ahaha

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +1

    Good for you 👍 didn't realize you could do that!!

  • @redlfc8378
    @redlfc8378 Před 3 lety +1

    Lee Evans made is name at comedy club in Los Angeles back in early 90s is first big gig was in 1995 in East End of London.

  • @karenmiller1726
    @karenmiller1726 Před 3 lety +1

    So true,🤣

  • @FilmsByJRPGaming
    @FilmsByJRPGaming Před 2 lety

    Thats me that when you have to say pay bill 🤣🤣

  • @DaNiLY
    @DaNiLY Před 3 lety +2

    I AM, Spartacus.

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 Před 3 lety +6

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TonydaGM
    @TonydaGM Před 3 lety

    I love comedy

  • @mandythomas2035
    @mandythomas2035 Před 3 lety +1

    Perrrrfect is in same place

  • @janelutwama2348
    @janelutwama2348 Před 3 lety

    I love LE...but somehow I had forgotten his name. Then I googled " energetic British comedian" and there he was😁😁😁😁

  • @c.l.p.8363
    @c.l.p.8363 Před 3 lety +3

    pay bill PAY BILL pay Bill Pay BIlllllllll

  • @FilmsByJRPGaming
    @FilmsByJRPGaming Před 2 lety

    Even worse when you got to say your sort code and account number 🤣

  • @joshuabilton9881
    @joshuabilton9881 Před 3 lety +5

    you r funny lee evans

  • @mx472000
    @mx472000 Před 3 lety

    Hey Lee, would love to hear about your experience filming "Mouse Hunt".

  • @hannahelizabeththomas9267

    😆

  • @christopherdavies1759
    @christopherdavies1759 Před 3 lety

    "Nine!"

  • @cg1173
    @cg1173 Před 3 lety +2

    😂

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 Před 2 lety

    I remember a time when a crappy self-checkout worked in my favor, I went in to get some groceries and went to use the self-checkout, I paid with cash but I didn't notice the machine wasn't working properly and was only accepting card payments. An employee came by to help me out, I paid by card and he decided to give back the money I had put in the machine, since it wasn't meant to accept any cash, but he didn't realize I had got some change back, so he just gave me the entire total I was meant to pay, I walked out of that shop with more money than when I walked in. Also, this was eight months ago and the machine still hasn't been fixed

  • @keiranhyre750
    @keiranhyre750 Před 3 lety +2

    Ha ha ha 😄

  • @austinforgie1069
    @austinforgie1069 Před rokem

    0:20-0:43 The faces are unnecessary but makes it all the more hilarious.

    • @edgarbeat2851
      @edgarbeat2851 Před 4 měsíci

      All the more funny as now they have camera screens 😆

  • @Lisa_Fernandezhomeandlifestyle

    Pay bill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +3

    Please wait for assistance

  • @jessicahughes6944
    @jessicahughes6944 Před rokem

    Lol

  • @c.l.p.8363
    @c.l.p.8363 Před 3 lety

    When is this from?

  • @iamdb1990
    @iamdb1990 Před 3 lety +14

    self checkouts have improved since this, everything else was right, though

    • @EatinPaste
      @EatinPaste Před 3 lety +3

      Absolutely. During the time this originally came out they were well shit. Greatly improved now, although my local Asda’s is a bit awful.

    • @iamdb1990
      @iamdb1990 Před 3 lety +1

      @@EatinPaste yeah, by no means perfect, but a vast improvement in the time they've been used

    • @mammondahak666
      @mammondahak666 Před 3 lety +2

      Yeah, because they watched Lee Evans and thought, 'That twat is right. We are shit, here boss we need to improve our services.' sorry but I had to

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +1

    Ask them for their bank details and national insurance number and postcode!! They wouldn't like that

  • @dinomacak1842
    @dinomacak1842 Před 3 lety

    Hahaaa

  • @katelilyx7105
    @katelilyx7105 Před 3 lety

    Place the item in the bagging area.....I have

  • @sillieww
    @sillieww Před 3 lety

    LEE come back

  • @allaroundme5429
    @allaroundme5429 Před 3 lety

    I hate self service! Why am i paying the supermarket to work on the check-out.

  • @danwatkins569
    @danwatkins569 Před měsícem

    The new one is paying with notes, it sucks in ya note then throws it back out at ya. Like it takes one look at it and goes noooo fuck off not today I’m sick of this job for years, I’m not taking this 😂 and you look at the note thinking what the fuck is up with this like some investigator, so you have to do some magic to straighten the note out and do the lucky rub, before ya know it someone has been and paid for their family shopping of 100 items on the manual trolley checkout service whilst your still trying to work this fucking note out for 5 items 😂

  • @fingerscrossed2453
    @fingerscrossed2453 Před 2 lety

    I don't use self checkout. I don't work for tesco.

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +3

    Steven Hawkins

  • @lewdogzombies
    @lewdogzombies Před měsícem +1

    Even in 2024 I still hate self checkouts, I avoid them at all costs

  • @dannysmith8068
    @dannysmith8068 Před 3 lety

    Best comedian ever since Eric and Ernie makes me laugh this all the other comedians try a copy what lee tries to do with all his antics and stuff

  • @jeannierusso2134
    @jeannierusso2134 Před 3 lety

    Jared Stone I 100% agree with you how big does your damn . Yacht . Have to be?? .⛴🛥🛳

  • @lantrill
    @lantrill Před 3 lety +8

    i bet your really missing this lee.

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +1

    So you like self service?? 😀😀

  • @billymallon7342
    @billymallon7342 Před 3 lety +2

    Why retirement why Lee.

    • @peterblue5561
      @peterblue5561 Před 3 lety +2

      because his manager died, the manager he had throughout his career.

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +1

    House

  • @abu-175
    @abu-175 Před 3 lety

    O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O O

  • @gracegaunt2100
    @gracegaunt2100 Před 3 lety

    if you love lee put a heart eg.....................

  • @bigyoshi3399
    @bigyoshi3399 Před 3 lety

    What do are you on about self checkout is the only way to shoplift gift cards.

  • @quaverflava3639
    @quaverflava3639 Před 3 lety +1

    Dot cotton lol.

  • @bawhatever5260
    @bawhatever5260 Před 3 lety +2

    Poor woman thought she won

  • @ciujo
    @ciujo Před 10 měsíci

    Stay away from self scan

  • @jamesheal4535
    @jamesheal4535 Před 3 lety

    Great comedian, but why he always have the microphone with all that cable he be better with wireless one 🎤surprised he not tripped over it lol

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 Před 2 lety +1

    More talented than Billy Connolly.