Disney Uses a BOX TRUCK for Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser Hotel Transport.
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2024
- It looks like Disney is cutting the budget even more on the $6,000 Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser hotel. Instead of the rumored luxury buses that were supposed to transport you to and from the hotel, Disney has resorted to plain ol' box trucks. And Universal Orlando is even taking shots at them. Then we talk about the Halcyon tie-in advertisement... er... comic book from Marvel Comics.
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Way to go Disney! Nothing says Star Wars like a U-Haul truck. 🤣
It should be a garbage truck.
I wonder if Disney got the Ford box truck with Lightspeed option package?
Bob Chapek is definitely living up to his nickname of “Cheapek”.
They probably have to repurpose all of those one way U Haul trucks that their employees used to escape California to Florida
They were out in Disneyland California.
If Disney didn't want people not to worry this would not be the best move.
They missed a trick here. They should advertise the ride as being in the Millennium Falcon while it's being shot at. Ride quality is about the same.
Imagine riding in a box truck like a piece of furniture and getting to Galaxy’s Edge, only to find out that one or both of the rides are broken down. And that they won’t refund any of your $6,000.
If you stuck a pair of plane wings on it, the box truck kind of reminds me of the Eagle-5 from Spaceballs.
Just wait until some joker paints "We break for nobody" on the backside of the truck.
You'd get more passengers by far
Come on to our star wars truck, kids. We have candy in the back.
Candy? That seems to clean and high class. They be trying to hawk you death sticks.
“I've lost my Porg! Can you help me find him? I think he ran into this hotel room!"
On the other hand, this is exactly what anything based on The High Republic deserves.
Oddly enough, as someone who's actually read a big chunk of it, THR feels like it responded to the criticisms of the Sequel Trilogy in that the entire thing feels cohesive and planned out thoroughly.
Which is not the same for this hotel.
@@KetsubanSolo it had a plan ok. So it just means it managed to make it to the toilet before taking the dump instead shitting the bed. How wonderful.
Someone needs to make them show exactly what they have done to make those box trucks safe for people to ride in. The walls need to be reinforced. Those things are not made for people to ride in and DO NOT meet Transportation Safety Standards.
This was my first thought as well.
With every new article about Galactic Starcruiser, I'm reminded more and more of the Kamp Krusty episode of The Simpsons
Or Mr.Crab’s KRUSTY LAND from that SpongeBob episode!
@@gamerkingdom1442 or the cheapo casino from Vegas Vacation. I've seen YMCA camps that looked more fun than this.
@@gamerkingdom1442 Krabby Land seems to be more appropriate. Krusty was appalled by what they were doing at his camp but he is a guy who would allow people to slap his likeness on anything. Mr. Krabs was just being cheap and greedy.
So where is the imitation gruel and the children's choir singing a shill song about how supposingly great the draining experience is?
@@Thomasmemoryscentral the gruel will be part of the grab and go breakfast and the choir is a $500 add-on that consists of BroomBoy singing a medley of the songs from the Holiday Special
$6k everyone. For less than 48 hours, at least $6k. They cant even give people a nice shuttle, they’re sticking people in the back of a u-haul; the disrespect… is ridiculous.
At this point, anyone who goes to this shit show deserves what they get, if they’re going to keep letting Disney slap them around and bleed their wallets dry, and then keep asking for more, they deserve it.
This may sound bitter, but I hope Disney fails and their empire collapses, the behavior is just gross and dirty, it doesn’t deserve respect or success
For 6000$ (~5300€) you can theoretically spend three weeks in the Dominican Republic with two adults and two children, all inclusive plus flight from Vienna and back.
And Disney thinks it's OK that you can take a box truck to their larp hotel, where you can play for 3 days star wars for the same amount of money?
Sorry for my English grammar.
When box trucks go over bumps, everyone inside is going to feel it. It reminds of when I was on the school bus and kids would jump while it was going over a speed bump, giving them a concussion when they hit the ceiling
You just had to remind me of those days.......I learned the hard way first day on the buss to clutch the chair in the very back....you only bash your skull into the back door metal block up top once when the back tires hit the speed bump and never forget it.
Hey! Theres nothing wrong with the time honored tradition of bus bump jumping. And the konkushuns diddunt cause ani lasteeng uffekts. 🥴
Those were good times! Everyone would fight over the backseats because it felt like being on a rollercoaster!
The driver will just say they struck an asteroid!
Luckily for me, the school bus I rode was a converted city bus so it was much larger than a regular one. The size meant it would easily soak up bumps so I never got thrown into the ceiling!
Some writer was trolling them when they suggested naming anything associated with this 'halcyon'. Halcyon means "a period of time in the past that was idyllically happy and peaceful". Note the definition includes the words 'in the past'. Ah, the halcyon days when Disney wasn't awful...
I thought they were ripping off Halo as the Pillar of Autumn was Halcyon class ship and the name fits with its lore as it was a mothballed ship from the early 26th century brought back into service due the Human-Covenant War going so badly that refitted a 50 year old ship was considered viable.
Or nod to Corean Horn
Here at Disney we have the money to pay $11 million bonus to one person, but a bus cost too much. That is where we draw the line.
Yes, the disney heiress ranting about them is epic.
For $1-2 million, they could have an amazing vehicle built for them by an RV company.
Disney must really view their guests as cash cows and sees fit to transport them in a cargo truck.
I could see Disney putting in fun exercises like "Assemble a Galaxy Edge Rde of the Future", they'll give the customers helmets, power tools and have them do free construction work for Disney.
You're giving them ideas, man.
Why stop at construction? Those gift shops and restaurants won't staff themselves.
@@cradiculous The authentic Star Wars street merchant experience.
they could have tied this into Test Track and had you 'design your own galactic shuttlecraft'...
Free construction work? This is Disney, they'll call it an "experience" and charge extra for it.
Why don't we just get a windowless van driven by a guy with a beer gut and a comb over who constantly sniffs his fingers
Sounds like a Fyre Festival waiting to happen.
It's really bad when shoddy Halloween haunted houses look more authentic than your multi-million sci-fi brand hotel.
Wow, it turns out that the smell of a sublight drive, is indistinguishable from that of the exhaust of an internal combustion engine. Who knew?
Disney: "This is what *_Star Wars_* is, 'fans'!"
Fans: "Not on your life."
What a cheap and fun experience. Nothing says "transported to a fantasy world" than riding in a truck that's designed for moving furniture and office equipment. With the price they're charging, I'm surprised the "shuttle" didn't include a complimentary Hewitt Packet Printer so you could fax your documents from "outter space".
🤣😂
Truck-Kun wants to Isekai you now
Customers are just a money bearing product, to Disney.
@@LeeroyPorkins I want a Larping Expirence based on a Generic Isekai Anime.
@@conradojavier7547 The Time A Bob Got Reincarnated As A Bob.
The saddest part is how stupid Disney has become. They decided to promo their exclusive hotel via a comic book when they have Disney Plus.
They could have literally done a show centering around the ship and it would have given more advertisement than anything Disney has done so far.
I think they did it cuz it's cheaper and it's easy to manage the expectations cuz in Disney plus people say what the fuck is this this looks like cringe.
They could literally have any show characters on the ship and have an entire episode based in batuu and that would be the best advertisement ever. Just close the Star Wars section of the park for a week or two to film an episode of the mandalorian, do some minor edits to the park to fit the mandalorian instead of the sequels and they could double the park turn out and sell tons of merchandise.
They kinda did - that was the now infamous preview commercial that was so disliked they took it down.
At least it provides us with entertainment seeing how badly they keep messing up, its obvious that nobody at Lucasfilm even knows how to actually do "marketing" properly!
That would mean doing ACTUAL work! So a no no to Disney.
If they called the transport the Millennium Falcon, the the experience would be half right, cargo box truck are sometimes used for smuggling
lmao, too authentic
If they called it the Aluminum Falcon, they'd get the other half right too, because thats what constitutes the truck from the frame rails on up! 😂😂😂😂
Star wars now becoming sapace balls
@@AerysTMD The Last Jedi actually ripped off plot elements from Space Balls, believe it or not (using the same plot where the ship runs out of fuel, for example).
@@steadholderharrington9035 Years ago an old game called Space Quest had the Aluminum Mallard (Duck) in it as a joke. Trust Disney to make it a reality
I'd feel claustrophobic inside that closed, windowless, warehouse 'hotel'.
Huh, just like how immigrants are smuggled into the U.S.
Way to go Disney.
Clownfish arrives at Galactic Starcruiser, are immediately surrounded by Disney influencers:
“We find your lack of Pixie Dust disturbing.”
As a Hotelier I am very concerned about how they are trying to do this all on the cheap.
I have experience with brand new hotels and seeing the results of cutting corners and budgets. It's a disaster waiting to happen.
Add the fact it's entirely experimental, it will have countless moving parts, they have to balance hotel operations with performing and there is no plan B if they have to fix mechanical or operational issues that put rooms out of service.... This place screams disaster.
Mark my words, either it will take a minimum of 2 years to shake out all the bugs and gremlins (or at least know where they are so they can be dealt with quickly), or within 5 years this will change from a all in one specialized experience to just an ordinary star wars themed hotel run like any other Disney hotel tourist trap minus all the extra crap.
Don't forget that the company has decades of experience with attractions having issues and yet its full steam ahead.
I agree. It will end badly for them...
Disney has to keep double-triple-quadrupling down on all their dumb garbage. If they walked it back they would be admitting they were wrong all along.
The Millennium U-Haul.
Mickey literally said "Get in the van"
They clearly couldn't afford this hotel. Why on earth didn't they just cancel it? Sure people would have been disappointed, but now they are also pissed off.
Apparently the cast members will be wearing face diapers, because there's coof in space? What a horrible time to sink money into an expensive, overly-ambitious "luxury" experience. Disney should have just taken that money and spent it on "infrastructure".
2 letters KK
Four Seasons experience promised. KMart experience delivered.
I really have to believe the Disney is actually trolling people at this point and at some point Dave Chappelle is going to pop out and yell "GOTCHA B*TCH!!!"
I feel like K*mart is a more enjoyable experience then what's being delivered here...
What's off brand K*mart?
Pretty much how Disney and Star Wars currently see his customers... like a bunch of cargo! Expandable and one-use material!
Did they at least supply the Clorox wipes?😂
Nothing says Star Wars like a U-Hal truck of stupidity! 🤣
At least when this ride breaks down, guests won't be stuck for hours waiting for a ladder. Speaking of which, anyone else reminded of Space Balls for some reason?
But that looked better
Spaceballs is more like Star Wars than what Disney is making.
Looks like Universal is slowly starting to see what Disney cannot.
As the saying goes, "you can't make this here up!" People are going to spend $6000 on this- & is using box trucks to pick them up?! Great on Universal Orlando for roasting Disney for this!
Come for Disney, Stay at Universal instead! Universal couldn't dream of better ways to demolish the competition than what Disney is Already doing to itself!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Vrrrrmm 🚚 boing boing eeeeeee "We are in space!"
Please don't give them any more ideas. Universal's frequent visitors are getting a little angry that the "off" season is going to disappear because so many ex-Disney fans are flooding into the parks...
@@largol33t1 Don't forget about all of the Ex-Disney employee's too! 😝😝🤣🤣🤣
every moment this hotel keeps getting tackier and tackier!
reminds me of one of those super hilarious pathetic rip off vacations you see in movies and cartoons but come to life!!
National Lampoon's Disney Vacation.😁😁😁
Anyone who can afford the $6,000 price of the Galactic Starcruiser isnt going to be too happy about putting their family into a box truck. Regardless of how nice the interior back looks its still a box truck. People will be making fun of them as they emerge from the back.
If they have any modicum of sense, the guests will never see the outside and enter/exit through an "airlock".
There is a door cut in the side. They are going to enter/exit through an “airlock” it will probably be similar to boarding a plane through a jetway. Done correctly, the guests will never see the exterior of the truck during their stay.
Customers: "This wasn't part of the deal!"
Mickey: “I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.”
Customers: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Mickey: Furthermore I wish you to wear this dress and bonnet.
Customers: This was never a condition of our arrangement.
Mickey: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
Customers: This deal is getting worse all the time.
Mickey: Here is a unicycle you will ride it where ever you go.
Customers: What I 'am not riding some ducking unicycle.
Mickey: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
Customers: This deal is getting worse all the time. (in frustrated tone)
Mickey: Also you are to wear these clown shoes and refer to yourself as Mary.
Customers: Screw you man I 'am not doing it.
Mickey: I am altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it any further.
Customers: This deal is very fair and I 'am happy to be a part of it.
Darth Mickey always gets his way 😁
They use the same panel truck to transport Haitians to the hotel for a free stay, and then they drop off the original vacationers into the Stalag Coof 19 Summer Camp Experience.
I have been watching Kneon and Geeky Sparkles for a while. Deep down they are not trashing Disney. What I hear is the deep pain and disgust on Disney's steep decline esp. their treatment of customers.
I'm beginning to think there has been a serious misappropriation of funds, there's no way that this thing can really be this budget cut. Someone somewhere stole a lot of money and you can not convince me otherwise.
It's Chapek. He gave himself a fat raise about a month ago...
Seriously? They couldn't have found a used MCI or Neoplan motor coach and converted it? All they had to do was look in the RV/motor coach space and found several companies that would have BUILT IT FOR THEM. Duh.
Having a company that specializes in building custom coaches put together their transport would make too much sense.
Funny thing is, this looks like a 'Disney Vacation' if you ordered it through Wish
🤣🤣🤣
Well, disney cowtows to China and wish is Chinese based, so...
You're just about spot on.
😆
this is exactly how I will now describe this to other people. Thank you.
@@kittymervine6115 same
Quality immersive experience. As someone who has driven box trucks, I'm guessing they have noise cancelled the cargo area but the back of a box truck still feels like the back of a box truck when it rolls
Punch it Chewy
Space Turbulance 🤷♀
Nah! Noise cancelling costs money and is never 100% anyway. Just play Disney commercials super loud and hope the passengers don't notice the smell of the exhaust and the honking cars outside.
I predict lots of "space sickness"
Lots of turbulence in this nebula.
I feel like this is turning into another Fyre Fest.
Disney wanting to stay in character and wanting everyone to think that they’re on a “Spaceship” and “flying through space” when everyone knows they’re not was a mistake.They could of made a themed hotel with themed rooms and costumed characters and charged a reasonable price and fans would have ate it up .I can imagine the reason they would give for all the bumps that the truck would go over and the rough ride with stuff like.”Sorry everyone,the shuttle is just experienceing some light speed turbulence” ROFL
Totally agree. Like why couldn't disney do a theme hotel with star wars rooms and just be theme around star wars and be at a reasonable price? I just don't get it. It might be an amazing experience but from what has been shown seems like disney is really only focusing on how to penny and dime people for their money 💰
What happens if they blow a tire on the way to the concrete bunker resort?! 😆
And what would happen if a Deer decides to play Susie Suicide and hits the Truck, are they going to say "Sorry Passengers, We seem to have hit an Asteroid and are experiencing some Engine Trouble, We've contacted the Galactic Starcrusier and they would be sending another Box Tru.... I mean uh Transport Ship to come and pick you up".
How would they explain the Floridian sharing of passing vehicles?
I hope they sprung for Airride 🤣
It's not a hotel--it's an immersive Star Wars experience!
Also, it's not Star Wars.
I guess it's a step up from a windowless van with "FREE CANDY" spray painted on the side.
Wait, are the parks themselves STILL under-maintained? I recall seeing various photos where LIGHT BULBS haven't been replaced for the last few years! But they want to charge $6,000 for this "Galactic Starcruiser" experience that's STILL looking to be DOA?!
Bob Cheapek everyone
@jdslyman tbh, the shorter version of "It's a Small World" is probably a blessing because you spend less time listening to the music.
I'm kinda shocked they went with a box truck. Unless they've done a lot of work on the inside they're really, really unsafe to be in when involved in a crash since it's as the name says just a box it'll crumple like nothing.
I'm pretty sure that there are even laws about putting people back there.
Oh yeah, definitely a big safety hazard (unless gutting the inside to renovate it as a SW shuttle included any safety improvements somehow??). It's harder to maneuver or stop compared to passenger vehicles, and way heavier overall. Packing in dozens of passengers inside like sardines is like a lawsuit waiting to happen, if these trucks collide with anything they'll become very expensive crushed tin can coffins on wheels...
@@thejasminedragonmerchant6843 There won't be coffins for anyone. Disney will just shovel the remains into plastic bags and tell the next of kin it's a "carrying case".
@@realhorrorshow8547 Disney would defintely charge the family for those ”carrying cases” as well 😂
Crash into what? Going at turtle pace on a short dedicated/ private route?
This is embarrassingly bad. I actually feel embarrassed the more I learn about this disaster. I literally cannot imagine the frame of mind someone would have to be in to believe this is worth the money and time investment.
The documentry explaining tte making this thing will be entertaining
Star Wars Galactic Starcruiser guest transportation: get in the moving truck Shinji.
seriously they could have renovated a bus with paint and simply covered the windows up with space buttons and blinking lights on a wall panel. thats literally in every ship halway scene.
So, in the comic book, will they name the Galactic Starcruiser's shuttle, Truck?
Anf its pilot. *Droid*
Universal trolled the hell out of them on this truck!
Because its so easy
For as much money Disney is making people pay for this, they should at least get a modified bus or class-A for a smooth ride. This just does not look like its going to end well for anyone.
This whole "Galactic Star Cruiser Hotel" & LARPing Experience looks to me like One Massive Tax Write-off for Disney, There's literally no other possible way this venture can make as much money as using it for tax purposes. 😖😖🤮🤮
Yeah but how do u know the idea of a rougher ride isnt part of the plan? Im sure theres gonna be some kinda screen inside much like star tours.
@@edwardbrock3807 I'd honestly be surprised if the whole cost of the interior fitting out costs more than a few thousand dollars or so. If they're going for a cube van vs a bus approach, I don't see them wasting much money on the interior either.
@@steadholderharrington9035 now that wld be super cheap, shit better be rigged up
@@edwardbrock3807 Given what we've seen so far with what Disney was originally pitching as the Star Wars Galactic Star Cruiser and LARPing Experience for $6,000.00US for a family of 4, and what they are now delivering - For the SAME DAMNED PRICE - to their customers, and given how they are opting for a Friggin' CUBE Cargo-Van as opposed to the Luxury Bus they were originally going for, what gives you the idea that they Wouldn't go Super-Cheap on outfitting the interior of the box? This is the Cheapek-Era after all! 😡🤬🤬🤮
Disney: "ok you guise, now shake the truck so they feel like they're in space"
Lol, They will drive it really slow and have frequent stops to shake it around, call it asteroid avoidance or turbulence or something. That should kill a couple more hours from the 1.5 day schedule.
Walt would had fired everyone from top to bottom and started fresh with new employees with brains. This is all so absurd
Essentially crammed into the back of a U-Haul to go to a cruise which sits in the water and doesn't really cruise anywhere while forcing you to wear a mask for 48 hours for $6,000...
I used to drive straight truck. I am not entirely sure this would be safe (or legal) without some extensive modifications to the suspension on the truck. Even Air Ride trucks are not intended to transport people in the back. This just seems like a very bad idea, if true...
Those single axle Penskes I started my career on were horrible even with the Air seats. I can't imagine what it would be like riding in the box.
If you got enough people together you could have a really amazing Star Wars convention for $600 a person. Hell even at just a $60 entry cost you could put together a fairly decent convention.
I agree. Last year when my friend and I went to Megacon, there was a section which is Star Wars themed with cosplayers and it looks so much better than what Disney is throwing.
I got to see the two-headed goat and the mini horse at a county fair when I was a kid. From the way it sounds, that was more entertaining than the Star Wars hotel. Sad.
I feel like they should have done a monorail or "people mover" roller coaster ride. So you would have the flying feel. Like Universal train between Harry Potter areas was great.
That wld been ideal
They wld need a station like hub tho for both sides of the boarding experience. With only 1 entry point using a train system wld require a magazine style unloading procedure, whereas shuttles wld be a simple "touch n go" approach and wldnt break the immersion as much. But yeah rails wld be better if they had station style environment
It's truly a skill to charge so much for such a cheap experience.
Scam artists have evolved beyond all expectations. From selling snake oil, to selling bridges ... and finally to this.
Disney Fans Staying at The Hotel: "Is this a box truck?"
Disney Employees: waves hands "This is a galatic starcruiser "
Wow what an immersive experience! Just like the movie!
It could be a Galactic Starcruiser if you use your *_IMAGINATION._*
@@mehlessmidori602 and 6000usd
Well, I mean, what did one EXPECT Disney to do, really? Build some kind of, like, futuristic _train_ to transport guests from the hotel straight to the park?
Bah! When has _that_ ever been done? Since 1955, specifically?
That would be sick, even a normal metro-style train and not even a monorail could be easily themed and would be a much smoother ride..
Actually that would have been a great idea. They could have done something similar like the Hogwarts Express in Universal Studios with screens showing the audience going from Diagon Alley to Hogsmeade while hearing the characters but in Star Wars, showing them going throughout lightspeed, showing the different planets from Star Wars, seeing the different spaceships including The Millenium Falcon, X - Wings, Slave 1, Tie Fighters, or the Mandalorian's ship pass by. But instead, they give us a truck.
Even their worst enemy Universal wouldn't dare stoop to such lows and chose to build a working train rather than anger Harry Potter fans.
So what did Disney spend their 40 BILLION dollars in free "emergency aid money" on besides giving the bobs 150-200 million dollars in bonus' during the pandemic. Would've only needed to sacrifice 1% of their bonus' for those mercedes busses but that was to much, so they just took 100% of the salaries of 10k employees and use 10% of it to convert a box truck
As a massive SW fan. I have zero interest in visiting this... this... this... SACRILEGE!
Unless they modified the suspension in those trucks it is going to be a rough ride. It could be worse, it could be a cattle truck
I think a cattle truck would be safe in an accident.
Was watch Vito's channel as he talked about it. Thought he was pulling one on me. This makes me get another laugh out of this. Best 6k I never spent.
It's not a nonce van, it's a magical transport to the Candyland!
Back in my raver days 20 years ago, the box truck had the dj rig in the back. Made for a quick get away when the cops busted it up.
Now Disney is price gouging star wars out the back of them.
The ridiculousness of it all.
Life is grand isn't it?
The magic of Disney, box trucks.
Lol I showed this to my girlfriend (she's the Disney fan) and she said she would refuse to get on if that truck rolled up to supposedly take her to Disney World...
The box truck really says a lot of what Disney thinks of their guests…..Cattle…being let off to slaughter or in this case, being let off to drain their wallets if cash.
I got to ride in a box truck for free with my job, once in the back!
This was one of the only things I knew about the GSC before it was covered here, and my first thought was, "Clownfish TV is going to love this!"
For $6,000.00, I can get the Hilton Kai Kolona on the Big Island, Hawaii, for nearly two weeks. That's a vacation! Why would anyone go to this tourist trap just to ride in a U-Haul truck?
Good old Bob Paycheck at his finest.
I'm sick of Disney trying to force 'their' Star Wars... it's awful... just give us OT Star Wars.
I truly hope the GS is an unmitigated disaster for Disney. KK should've NEVER been in charge of LucasFilm and her decisions has cost the company money and ultimately her job.
Favreau and Filoni should have been in charge of everything from the jump.
The average middle schooler couldn't have done worse than KK and Disney.
Have you seen the videos? So far, it's one big hot mess! One review after another and not a single one is great. That's what the Mouse gets for refusing to LEARN about the Star Wars brand and why it's so important to us.
At the price that "hotel" costs, one should have thought the transport there and back, would be something like the Hogwarts Express, but no
What I find so funny about this is Disney is so desperate to take down longtime rival Universal that they're tripping and stumbling in the dark. Universal didn't dare want to anger fans of the Harry Potter franchise so they made a working locomotive and created a pretty good replica of Kings Cross station. I've been to London in real life and it's a pretty good representation. PS: that red phone booth is not a replica. It was actually imported from London and is a real deactivated pay phone!
Disney a multi-billion animation company which is also the most wealthy studio in the world uses a box truck for transport.
"focuses on the iconic ship"
It's an iconic ship alright. Though not for the reason they think...
Here is the thing that gets me. The ship is supposed to be REALLY REALLY old, but looks brand new. If it looked old and warn down, it would fit a lot better in theme. Like a ship thats lost its luster. But would that attract high end customers? If they like Star Wars, YES! Look at the Falcon. It looks like a garbage scowl yet people love the hell out of it.
Its possible to make something (or someplace really) that looks old and worn down but still well kept and have the appearance that its meant to be high class. It would just take quite alot of effort and design work to do. Going by the generic white walls and stuff they went with im guessing thats too much of an expense for them.
They should have honestly made it a regular resort and just add the interactive area in a separate building.
Why would people vacationing from Saskatchewan want to lounge by a pool? Obviously, they flew to Florida for the Legionnaires Disease Experience where any natural light or fresh air is fastidiously blocked out!
@@DeflatingAtheism better yet, why would anyone vacationing to Disney World actually want to visit any of the parks? Way better to be closed in a concrete box the entire vacation and get to visit one fifth of the least popular park for less than half a day. 😂
They're STILL trying to sell us the funtin' sequel trilogy???
😓🤢🤮
For those of you who don’t know, George luckas included himself in Star Wars as a Pantoran back in the prequel era, and also in the clone wars.
Kathleen Kennedy is trying to do the same thing, but as usual, doing a terrible job at it.
Well Baron Papaondia was just a background character in Episode III.
@@emberfist8347 And he was a badass dualwielding blasters in a bar fight.
No way, this looks like something a parody website would make🤣😂
Why didn't they just do something like Star Tours for transport?
Anyone that's ever ridden in a large box truck knows it's a rough ride.
Even if you ride in the cab, you bounce so much that it's a terrifying experience. You wonder if you'll lose your grip on the steering wheel every time you hit a pothole in the road! And no, having a heavy load in the back does NOT improve the ride! If it's extremely heavy (such as a few couches and dressers/wardrobes), it makes the truck bounce even more!
Do they call the lift gate the "elevation platform" ?
I think someone needs to do a budget version that spoofs this for 600 dollars.
A spaceballs themed one would be perfect.
@@lifequest7453 It would be simpler to let them play fruit ninja
This is all shaping up to look more and more like a memorable episode of Arrested Development
The box trucks have been canceled. They are using Ubers now. It was bad enough that the rooms have pay by-the-hour TVs and per towel fees.
This whole ordeal with Disney's Starcruiser reminds me of a line from Star Trek: "That sagging, old rust bucket is designed like a garbage scow. Half the quadrant knows it; that's why they're learning to speak Klingonese!"
You best take that back sonny.
@@emberfist8347 You're right, I should. I don't think the Starcruiser should haul away garbage; I think it should be hauled away AS garbage!
This wouldn't be an issue if they hadn't been cutting corners with everything else.
I watched hours of vlogs from CZcamsrs who went and it's just as I predicted: a massive dumpster fire! Bob Chapek truly has lost the plot.
PS: i was afraid he would try to bribe some into giving positive reviews. I (and a LOT of other viewers) sternly warned our favorite CZcams channels: "You better give an honest review even if it's bad or we'll unsubscribe!" They took the warning seriously. None of the channels I frequented liked it and they all said the price was ridiculous.
A box truck sounds like something you kidnap people in, not ferry people around in.
I heard Disney is offering an exclusive, for an additional fee, called the Tico Experience where you get to guard the escape pods to prevent passengers from bailing early.