An Extremely Inappropriate, Extremely Australian Dramatic Reading.
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The language was so disgustingly Australian, that the demonetization bot couldn't understand a word that was being said.
AHAHAHHAHAHA TRUE
Me as an Australian could understand this easily
Bobby Joe LOL
@@TheREGEND yeah simple English
Yep! HAHAHA An Aussie such as meself to foreigners: Darn foreigners (Joshin', mates. Was just takin' the piss)
the combination of aussie dialect with japanese honorifics is truly something to behold
Awsmstevie australian dialect actually has its own honorifics, the 'a' and 'o' honorifics.
Steve > steveo
Jeremy > Jezza
That legit sounds like some Mad Max characters. Fucking love Australia.
No more likes are needed now
Ayyyyyyy
TheCarlosCobain Prolly 'cause Mad Max is Australian?
“Nobody in australia talks like this”
*laughs in rural australia*
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV wut
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV i think thats debatable
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV i just searched. ive been persuaded
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV we are now one lmao. starting a new satanic cult xD
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV nah fame, name it "Hot as Hell"
“This video is immediately getting dEmOnItIzEd”
*see’s 4 ads throughout the video*
*“mission failed, successfully”*
Fission Mailed
Imidiatelly, they said, and it's been two fokin years xD
John Henry deliam noissif
DJ Khaled - Suffering from Success
We won’t (hopefully) get them next time
"I got this gay school project, right?"
That's my excuse for homework now.
Always been mine
God damnit
Homework is gay
@@mossteethsgoin up bum
So THIS is what would’ve happened if Japan invaded Australia.
Mire like the other way around
More
Connor Parfrey as if it could happen the other way around
Hawt
@@ParanoidBrain nah it's more likely, Japan military is dependent on foreign influence particularly America. At least Aussies got their own.
as an australian i can confirm there are people who actually talk like this
Same
Yeah there are “some” people
Wonder which bogan they had to get to translate this
I'm one of them.
To me, it sounded very similar to Scottish English, but I'm not familiar with the vocab differences between the two dialects.
This video: *INTENSE AUSTRALIAN*
CZcams bots: *INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, MONETIZE VIDEO*
Nah.
It was intentional.
@@cyrer6756 oh shit
@@cyrer6756 Based
"Chuck it in me gash" is the least seductive thing I've ever heard
Blake C Most**
@@Damage42X oh you're right, how could I be so foolish
What mate? Got me pitchin a pretty tent thinkin a gettin a leg ovah
That’s were your fucking wrong mate
*most
The youtube AI algorithm doesn't understand Aussie slang and thus does not recognize the inappropriate Aussie slang words. Edit: I cannot believe it but this is my most liked comment ever and I’d like to thank ya’ll for liking my answer as to why this video still has ads. Oh god it still has ads in 2020!?!?
Edit 2: Damn. It seems to have lost its ads
And thus my life as a youtuber begi- nah, they'll figure it out sooner or later
Us Brits use a lot of this slang as well lol
LMAO
@@Johnpinckney98 true
@@smoker696969 true
I'm not Australian, but I understood *every SINGLE WORD*
Quarantine has gifted us omni-english skills i swear
Why do i understand it
@@monarosberg6036 maybe because its english
mrotaku c: oh i misread it
*Hah! I watched this video before all of ye M8s and I understand everything like it was fn nothing!*
Fun drinking game for non-Australians:
Take a shot every time you don’t understand a term
(I’m not responsible for any deaths that occur)
I'll be dead in five minutes.
Context clues really are a life saver.
@@azse8524 yep. That 5th grade language arts class really helped out, eh? Lol
But seriously we haven't had a lesson on context clues for years at my school it's almost scary
I'm gonna die so much
I'm half English, half Kiwi, i understood everything.
I'll rate it "oi/mate"
Fancy seeing you here.
Wait?
I'm everywhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) even on the deep web
Ozzie man should review this imo.
Gabriel Gingras DID SOMEBODY SAY FANCY!?
Day One, hour 6: The video is still monetized
Hour 7
Watched an add
Hour 8
still monetized
Hour 9:
Still monetized
11th Hour : Still Monetised
Still monetized! 9 hours in!
29 hours now, I don’t think it’s getting demonetized lol
PewDiePie: *says fuck*
CZcams: REEEEEEE
Anime man: *makes a video with hentai*
CZcams: yeah that's ad friendly
Day idk, Hentai Haven is gone and this video still monetized
Don't worry Daddy Fakku just bailed out on Hentai Haven from the Ban Jail.
245 days, 20 hours,
17 minutes, 47 seconds. (Calculated the time wrong at first.)
1 year and 7 months: still monetized with 7 ads
Lyalu Aisya wanna get demonized together I go both ways 😉
My pfp in Discord is legit Juul cat
mom: what are you doing son?
me: Learning how to speak Australian
LOL
The farks a mom mate do ya mean mum ya drongo?
Sweet jesus all doujin translations need to be like this
Hex then it would be more of a comedy site rather tha a doujin site
a fap and a laugh, what more would u want XD
if that's the case i'll be laughing my ass off instead of stroking my knob
Scrubbles : ゼロ "Stroking my knob" LMFAO you people need Jesus! 😂😂😂😂
English Muffin oi, it's good for u alright 😂
"No-one in Australia talks like this," Clearly Joey's never spent any time in the bush.
Unlike Kyo-Kun, who spent plenty of time in Kasumi's.
@@alexpotts6520 noice
@@alexpotts6520 fucking hell mate calm down you’re gonna kill me over here
I want to thank the legend that actually translated the Australian in the English subtitles.
Probably even translation from Japanese to English is easier
*Austrailian Dub > Anime sub*
>:(
I would rather read subtitles
when Clannad was Dub by Aussie Bogan.
No
*Vs
you guys need to see the old english version,
it's like reading shakespeare but it's still fucking hentai
one of the most cultured experience i've ever had.
Ghettotaku How can i download this version? can you gimme the link dat Animeman used in this video?
I want to read it. Where can I read it?
Ghettotaku can you give the link to the old english version ?
Although I can't find this hentai in Old English...there was this. Toaru Elf o Hikitorimashite | Taking Care of a Certain Elf [English] [THOT Patrol Translations] on nhentai
Elijah Pacheco It's a snake girl hentai created by mizone
I'm mexican, i still learning english, and i don't understand a single goddamn word of australian slang, but this shit was so hilarious hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahaha
Busca el video: aussiest interview
three types of english
english english
American english
and Australian english
its even funnier when you understand it
@@baggyboi8470 New Zealand English
Scottish English
British English
Others I can't think of currently.
@@ShiroDawn yep so much more funny when you do understand it
>>"nobody in AUstralia talks like this"
>>clearly never been to straya
They ARE Australian
Clearly never been to Logan more like it moite.
Lol I’m Australian and no one talks like that
Maybe some of it or maybe in the outback but now where I’m from
B O G A N S
People speak like that but not as full on
The fact that 80% of the people at my school talks like that isn't funny
Floating Whales that sounds hilarious
Floating Whales same it's actually funny
We had a Aussie Mate at school ... he is my best friend
saaammmee, we had a Canadian transfer ages ago and you could see the fear in her eyes as she had no clue what anyone was saying XD
I used to talk like that..
Then I moved into the city.
"Actually stoked" is now a mood, guys.
And this is the most Australian thing I've ever seen.
*Stoked
Bassem Boustany auto correct is a bitch. Satisfied?
Akira Makara you’ve never heard of that before ?
I'm super stokalicious, my dudes!
super saiyan gam3r HAS ANYONE EVER HEARD IT IN *THIS* CONTEXT?!?!
Girlfriend: I bet hes cheating on me
Boyfriend: hanging with the boys reading Australian doujin
I wish there’s more Australian girls in anime with the strine accent. I would be so complete
And scottish and irish and australian n sheet.
Jojo part 9 better be in Australia with Aussie Joseph or something
i am aroused
I just think someone was really bored one day and thought translating this into a stereotypical Australian accent would be hilarious.
He was right
BronzieBlue kkkkkk
I'm impressed at his scope of Australian vernacular.
The translator was actually commissioned to translate it to "Bogan English" or Australian slang
*"You're gobblin' me knob!"*
OS *Your gonna wreck me kid shitter*
245 days, 20 hours, 9 minutes, 28 seconds and it's still monetized.
Full year now.
HOW
A year and 3 months it now a video to watch in quarantine
A year and 4 months
One year, five months
Faaaaaaak
I was laughing so hard that I BREATHED my gum.
HOW
Ouch
Thats called choking
ARTEM DORDZHIEV i think he is good sir
Damn press F to pay respects if he did pass
I request that "Australian Outback" be made into it own tag in hentai sites, under [Language] of course.
Fuck, why isn't this upvoted more
Abtin Barzin I just gave it a like.
I need this in my life.
You are truly a Man of culture
Justin Y. Ffs u again
Im 4 seconds late :(
Justin Y.
9 minutes late. God damn it
vesteel cant beat the everywhere ninja, dude got clones watching every videos
You again
As an aussie, the amount of swear words dont compare to primary schools
SERIOUSLY
*its November 2019 and its still monetized*
*December, still
Guess that means youtube thinks this is child friendly content.
@@magentalizard1250 CZcams doesn't speak australian.
Sauce?
2020, still monetized
"kid shitter"
I'm not even Australian and I sadly understood this entire video
*still best laugh I've ever had though*
Trust me, I have NEVER heard anyone - at all - speak like this, and I live in Australia. It honestly sounds more like how people assume Australians speak? Maybe?
I know some people who are australian and I haven't heard it either
I guess the equivalent is that people think americans speak with a thick southern accent from 100s of years ago???
Night Senpai Or how how Minnesotan speak like an extreme Canadian accent.
Night Senpai samee
Idk if you've ever come across any of the full on dero boguns lmao the lingo is a dead set ringer for what I've heard from some of them
What a lovely gift to your mom, Joey!
Oh my god XDD
Oh god
shes japanese, shell understand.
besides, if she didnt have a sense of humor she wouldnt have married an aussie.
supasnakekiller didn't he say once that his dad is danish? either way hope his mom doesn't see this XD
It's not Mother's Day where I'm living
As an Australian person myself
That Hen Tie is frikin mazin
*Tried not to swear so this wouldn't get demonitized if it somehow isnt*
People from certain areas of england can vaguely understand, I think that's the best you'll get outside of australia
i understood all of it and I'm from California
@@D4rkKi11er same
This is it. Humanity has peaked.
Tim Powell *God has joined the server*
Every time I think humanity has peaked, we find a way to peak even higher than before
This hentai is breaking language barriers.. ✨
666 likes damn
I watch so many CZcamsrs I understand all the slang it's not just Australian it's also Irish and English (England English) and other European places
Ruizu Love breaks down borders.
I'm officially starting up a bad translation of any manga, oneshots, doujin. Cause we need more of this cause why not
This manga's Australian translation is the most powerful thing to have graced my ears in my entire life
"since its a hentai doujin you know im not gonna make a single cent from this" gets 3 ads in a 14 min video
xx Dragonfang1806 xx probably gonna get demonitized soon though
im looking at the video again to reply to this comment and it has 4 ads, yes its probably going to get demonitized soon but hes getting a crazy amount of ads on a 14 min video
Not gonna skip any of the ads for maximum banter.
xx Dragonfang1806 xx got 0 ads
Jase. Nope
"It's called 'hentai'...and it's art"
- Stanley Hudson from "The Office"
MC Gaming you’re god damn right it is
MC Gaming I need to watdh the office some time
Dude, "chuck it in me gash" is so amazing. As far as lewd phrases go, it's actually on top. That's no small feat, as when I was in high-school, I heard a girl describe a particularly lust filled night, saying "I got my guts beat."
"wreck me kid-shitter" is great as well, I laugh everytime at this one
"Nobody in Oz talks like this", you clearly havnt been to rosemeadow/Campbelltown... I recently discovered the mullet still exists there....
How to avoid demonetization: talk in a Australian accent 🤔
Someone tag Pewdiepie
CZcams's based in America, this video is basically another language to them so they can't demonetize is.
Dom that’s not how it works
British slang works too lmao
AngelBlood Z somebody tell this advice to pewds
Australian translated doujins and manga need to happen more often
I agree
There's at least one more out there Called Laurie's Bogan Ghost Story, imo it's better. You'll be saying "I could drown a wombat in me knickers", for weeks.
Nah, it'll lose its charm. Unless you want it to become a meme (then it would become annoying, as you'd see it done everywhere, and for the majority of cases implemented poorly).
Yeh it's a hilarious good read actually tbh they have to do this on a lot of manga not just hentai and doujins
Someofficer It makes them comedy gold but they kinda become impossible to fap to defeating the purpose.
I died at "kid-shitter"
"Nobody in Australia talks like this"
*Laughs in Queenslander*
”I’m not gonna make a single goddamned cent off this video.”
*Video has 4 adds plus one before the video started and another one after the video is finished.*
ReboyGTR demonetization
"I wont make any Money"
*Video is actually monetized *
The Flow wait what how is it
He was joking about CZcams demonetising things. I have a feeling this probably will get demonitized soon though
how can you know if it is monetized or not?
bet they dont understand how dirty it is yet because of all the aussie slang so untill they get a translator it will probs stay monetized lol
Simon Werner There is an add
every time he says kyo-kun in an Australian accent I lose my mind
Doesn’t take a genius to figure why this is still monetized. Just turn on auto-generated captions. Bogan dialect is indecipherable and incomprehensible according to every computer
I'd never realised until now just how much overlap there is between stereotypical Australian and Scottish slang
Chaotic Canine northern England too. You walk into Wigan and this is literally what you get 😂
Katie Rasburn similar stuff in the south
Ryan Nicholson, I beg to differ
*cough* some of it comes from Scotland (we had a lot of Scottish convicts here XD)
Oz was colonized by convicts from the British nation. Wouldn’t be surprised.
*_You like like that, ay?_*
Fackin pull a wristie, ah mate
Five bucks says you were gonna take me dacks
As an Australian, I'm so proud to hear more of my language shared with the world
when you understand perfectly it’s unsettling..
closes nhentai
checks youtube
sees nhentai
nice
me too im on nhentai 40 hours a day
XD
nhentai everyday xD
The cycle is complete.
Reopens nhentai?
*YOU'RE GOBBLIN ME KNOB*
I'm a New Zealander and could still pick up the slang. God, it was far too hilarious. The voice acting made it even funnier XD
"You're gobbling me knob" gonna start using that one
Reading a stepmom doujin... on Mothers' Day...
Nah, man. Mother's Day was yesterday for us. (Australia)
Giane Diego Pineda True AF
Fair nuff
u never seen fate zero? darn sucks to be thee
The way he's voicing the mum😂😂
I am Australian and I can confirm this is how we speak
You must be from the bush then
"Nobody in Australia talks like this"
You can insert any country name there and disprove that statement by listening to rural people of said country talking.
And here I was, thinking Australians spoke English 😂😂😂
Dw where i live no one talks like this
Maybe some words but not like that lmao
Btw yea I’m Australian
Aussies don't take it this far, but we do use a lot of this language just not this far
From my experience, people talk like this around inland Queensland in places like Mt Isa
@@Robotcreeper101 the only one I use is mate
i love how this is swearing with hentai and still its monatized with 5 ads
4 now
3 now
@@heartshakerr 0 now
4 now!
(˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
Ciel phantomhive and Sebastian Michaelis where did you find that kawaii Lenny face
English caption authors: *Currently Drinking Bleach, Yandere Snake*
Thank god for context clues, or else this video would be *_absolute gibberish._*
To be honest the hentai wasnt what was stupidly funny you both reading it is what got me.
TheBmans bunker Ikr lmao
straight up reading hentai on youtube... you're a man of the people
Theel Bow XyerDark did it first
Theel Bow Joey is god now
This is pure gold. Thank you for bringing this creation to the world.
I never knew this was something I needed before. Actually hurt myself laughing.
Joey: 'I'm not going to make a single scent off this video'....
Me: but...there are 4 adds
Eren Jaeger only saw 1.
Eren Jaeger ready for aot season 3
Aidan Semski it's gonna be a while I'm afraid...got a F**CK LOAD OF TITANS TO....oh haha- sorry ^^'
Meh, not that long, it's coming in July. Also, unfortunately, the main ark season 3 will cover will be kinda away from titans, so you won't be able to slaughter very many. You can slaughter some of Kenny's goons if ya want though.
Aidan Semski how would you know if you haven't watched it yet?
Terrifyingly, I understand everything
cinderstars you don’t need to be aussie to get the gist of what they are saying.
English is not even my native language and I still got all of that. And it was funny as fuck
I don't understand a thing, but still laugh my fucking ass off
same bro what language is that xDDD
I’m not Australian but I laughed so hard throughout the entire thing
What kind of Australia are these characters living in?
Australia is Australia mate
these cunts are from the bush mate
*Ay mate*
*Righto*
I understood all of this. I laughed my lungs out
i love your channel!
Funny thing is, some of the dialogue from the villagers in Dragon Quest 9: Sentinels of the Starry Skies utilized a language that's very similar to this one, so I understood all of what's said here too xD
Same😂😂
TheCaliMack same lmao
Not me
Who else looked this up immediately after
what's the code
@@floppaenjoyer683 117424
For uh...research purposes
You disgusting degenerates
*scribbles numbers secretly*
I don’t really understand.. how to looked this up?
As an Aussie, I very much enjoyed understanding exactly what was going on and at the same time marvelling at just how ridiculous this is.
im not australian i understood 90% of the slang
Same!
Yeah same, we use a lot of the same slang ere' in Yorkshire.
I'm Danish but it seems like I'm too used to British slang or something, cause I understood most of the slang here
I'm from the U.S and understood almost all of it😂😂
I’m Australian and understood none of it
the worse part is that the stepmum sounds like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
The Ugly Tomato omg 😂😂😂😂😂
The Ugly Tomato I can hear it. XD
Revisited this and it never gets old lmao
The closed captions really helped, thanks for the explanations.
"Im not gonna make a singke godamn cent" *has 4 ads*
CZcams has the most fucked up system
*Y O U L I K E T H A T, A Y ?*
Now we need a manga translated in Roadman English
Me 2D wifey's got a a peng backoff innit
oh my god yes
Fuckin' Gold, someone probably made this as a joke, honestly I wish you could get these sort of dubs on everything. It would literally make every experience better in one sense or another.
It doesn't take much imagination to translate this slang. Meanwhile other things I've heard such as "I will kings you in the Mackas parking lot" took my local Aussie interpreter to decipher.
MudDragon723 I'm Australian and I have no idea what that means
*maccas
to king some one is to give them THE BIG KO PUNCH
@@gumbo64 like macabre？
@@Adhjie it's like mack-as but emphasis on the ck
*YOU FOOKIN WOT MATE*
that's too posh for a typical aussie english imo
Drew P. Weiner
* *_KOENT_*
8 months later : Still Monetized
This makes me want an actual manga translated like this. Like, I wanna see Phantom Blood translated into Australian. I'd read the shit outta that, mate.
Oi, Dio! You're a hectic dodgy c***! What the f*** did ya do to me dog?
This is still monetized? CZcams must like the good shit.
Happy mothers day
Almost 2 years yet it's still monetized. An amazing feat
This is the funniest thing I've heard all year, thanks mates!