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@@LavaCreeperPeople Clickbait. Simple as that.
you may want to rethink your sponsors for a bit there!
@@damiencrossley7497 only a bit, a large bit
Bro you make me laugh of meals of veterans is taking number 2
This confirms it. Simple History loves MREs.
Indeed! 🥓🍖
Man I bought a box of French MRE and even if it was canned food it was the best meals i ever eaten for each product it was trully insane how good the RCIR are
They should collab with steve lmao
I always loved MRE'S. I enjoy almost all food though
@@bryananderson3772 you might be my twin then 😭
Gordon Ramsay presenting MREs is something I never thought I needed to see until today
I'm glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that
I noticed Chef Ramsay straight away, I too am also glad to not be the only one that noticed him
You, too, huh?
Ya know, just in case anyone else hasn’t noticed
I already noticed him
The Beef Stew has a special place in my heart, not many people went for it as they hunted for the chili Mac or southwest style beef and beans. The vanilla pound cake always was really good.
Loved me some beef stew!
Beef stew entree + jalapeno cheese spread + crunched vegetable crackers + Tabasco sauce = the best a grunt could get!
the pound cake was the best pound cake i have ever eaten anywhere. i still miss it to this day. Also the spaghetti was especially good too.
My Sea Scout Ship brought MREs to specific events. We all fought over the Beef Stew ones.
@@stuka80 it's crazy that they're the best pound cakes ever. I agree, can't even get anything close in a bakery. Just pure deliciousness!
You have no idea how jealous I am of some of the European NATO members and their MREs. I had to trade multiple Chili Macs for a single French MRE, but let me tell you this, it was worth it.
I've heard the French MREs are excellent although I've never had the pleasure
The French make some top notch RCIR, I have many... Well worth the trade for some #10's
Have you tried Norwegian MREs? American ones are so much better
@Azatchi yes, I have many in storage and have a vid or two posted. I like the Norwegian more
Even the Leaf MREs are better than ours
In Metal Gear Solid 4, there's an optional Codec conversation where Colonel Campbell tells Snake about the time he attended an international "ration swap meet" where various military leaders from around the world tried other countries' military rations. According to Campbell, everyone there agreed that the French rations were the best while the US rations were the worst.
He then passive-aggressively tells Rose that her cooking sucks by saying that she could learn a thing or two from the chefs who made the French rations. To top it all off, Rose chimes in that she actually enjoys US military rations 🤣
Gourmet chefs actually make the French MREs I've heard
n naked snake hates russian mre's lol
In my opinion the Brits had the worst then the Americans. The problem with the American ones were they had too much constipating meds in them. It gets legit painful after a week & the actual pooing bit was always horrible if it had been cooking inside you for over a week -like waaaay more painful than you can imagine if u haven’t gone through it. Everyone I know has hemorrhoid issues now and this was 20 years ago. I heard the MREs got worse because they started adding more secret crap to them after ‘06-07 which in my opinion is BS & p*sses me off.
@@LudiCrust. Today MRE had a pack of gum with laxatives in them so service members can let themself goes whenever there's a chance.
@@andrzejwysocki609To be fair they were Soviet MRE's. Then again in the Soviet era you'd be lucky to get a meal.
As a Norwegian i can indeed confirm that the arctic rations are amazing. My favourite is the "curry cod fish stew". But almost all of them are really good.
I’m still reminiscing about the pasta bolognese😅, we had y’all for a joint op one time and your mres are top tier especially the snacks
did you have to protect your rations from polar bears? lol
You guys should call it the Curry God Fish Stew
I bought four from a guy. Some stuff I never got to try. Stupid US Customs took three of the Mains (I was really excited for the Reindeer Stew one). Threw a wrench in the gears, as I had planned on taking those four as my food for an overnight camping trip.
Simple history has a good sense of humor with their thumbnails
MRE's and Hooter's ladies = contradiction
Sure...
@@williammitchell4417 [This Comment is No Longer Relevant lol]
Shooters!
Find yourself a battle buddy like at 2:49 that will both instinctively and gladly hold your hand as you both repaint the toilets. Truly, the power of friendship.
That thumbnail is awesome. Whoever did deserves a pay raise & more credit than they originally have gotten.
It got changed
@@gorannikolic111 what was it before it got changed?
In Iraq we had an MRE Cookbook. It laid out all sorts of ways to combine several different main meals and ingredients. Some turned out really good. We tried one recipe to make a chocolate cake out of several Cocoa and creamer packs with finely crushed crackers, with M&M's mixed with water into a cake type mix then put into an Ammo can and either put on a HMMWV or vehicle engine. Or in our case just set in the sun. It did kinda turn into a cake but was barely edible. LOL Good times.
I can’t tell what did it for me. Gordon Ramsay, serving MREs, soldiers, holding hands while going to the bathroom, or diarrhea exploding people into the air while hooters waitresses look on.
holding hands on the toilet - that killed me
Golden AK trade
Fun fact : In afghanistan the exchange rate for American anD french ration was 5 to 1
MRE stock exchange
Lol
@@animeXcaso Hey, I was gonna say that lol
@@melissataylor6842 Hey, I was gonna say that lol
@@IHateTheE.X.I.T. Holy Jinx
SteveMRE1989 would be proud, thanks SimpleHistory
He's the goat, the GOATTT
Let's get this out on to a tray....
Nice ^^
nice hiss..
I got to appreciate MRE's thanks to Steve's CZcams channel. The guy made these look delicious. Chilli mac definitely tops all of the MREs I have tasted to date.
Steve is the best . You could watch him for hours
Nice
NICE!
Let's get this on a tray!
@@luciusvorenus9445 nice
I’ve had that chili and Mac MRE once and it tasted like normal pasta in tomato sauce. But the fact that’s a luxury in the military shows how lucky we are.
The MRE or FR for the norwegian armed forces is absolutely fantastic. The only two that i personally did not like was the breakfast omelette and the spanish meat balls. The eggs was like eating a sponge dipped in butter and the meat balls never got hot enough from the heat pack so it was like eating cold lard
Chili Mac makes weird logs. They're wet yet solid, and mid drop you can get a slight spray.
When I was in the third and fourth grade my friend Jacob, his dad served in Iraq, and when he came home from deployment, he brought with him a bunch of chili Mac MRE’s. Jacob would always bring a few of these for our small group of friends. Let’s just say no one could ever top our lunches.
If they ever make a movie of my life, i want the simple history guy to be the narrator. Plain and simple
I love British 24 hour ration packs from the late 90's/early 2000's (those bacon & beans)
Norwegian and Dutch artic rations are great too and I've had good times on German and Latvian rations too :D there was a couple scary looking things in the Latvian one (including a can with no label, it was a meat stew which tastes great) but it all tasted great. I love mre's, especially on camping trips, cheaper than those pricey camping meals, nicer and a lot of them are real good.
Oh can't forget biscuit fruits in the British packs and biscuit browns, not as good as biscuit fruits but still great
Did a big NATO exercise and got to try Latvian, German, and Italian 24 hour rations. ALL OF THEM were better than what we had. Really loved working with Latvian Special Forces engineers though. Best patch swap ever!
Italian MREs with the red or pink sticker come with a small tube like ration of liquor
7:25 thats definitely a south park reference lmao, love how subtle that is
2:52
Tactical pop handholding
Always help your buddy in a moment of distress
The chilic mac is the best, that was the top prize if you can get that in basic training lol
Even as a veteran, I still eat MREs. There are times I randomly want to eat MRE
still want too try MRE's but after this I can choose wisely
Dude for real! When I was in we'd always come across forgotten boxes of mres so I'd snag a box or two and take them back to the barracks to snack on later lol
I ate MRE’s straight for three months and I can’t stand them. How do you still want one?
@@JC839 idk man, something about those lol
@@OldUncleDan good lazy snack
You should try chilean MRE's. Thay are tasty, filling and also comfort-food! Really good for mountain warfare.
I miss the ham and egg omelet one the omelet was good although I wasn't as crazy about the potatoes au gratin .I loved the Jalapeno cheese spread on crackers. I also remember some having freeze dried fruit in them ( this was back in the 90s ) i used to buy MRE's from an Army Surplus store in my town, but they went out of business years ago. I miss the that store. They had lots of cool stuff in there.
I didn’t see the ham part, and just saw egg omelette, and I thought you meant the vegetable omelette (🤮
@@dominuslimo4147 No, Not the vegetable omelet there was a ham one, the ham was ground up like deviled ham. I actually liked those. But I don't think I'd wanna try the veggie one, that just sounds disgusting, this was way back in the early and mid 90s that I got those.
The quality of these videos have significantly improved the bigger they get! It’s surprising to see that today and thanks for the informative content!
I like how they added Gordon Ramsay 😂
Huge respect for whoever had to animate the soldiers sh*tting their pants 😂
And for the pair of soldiers holding hands while sitting on the commode!
@@Menaceblue3 lmao
Twist plot it's "Simple history studio".
@@tamarakepreyeomgbuayakimi.2841 lol
In the 90s, as I kid, I got my hands on MREs all the time. I can speak from the perspective of a very picky kid…. I LOVED the beef stew one, and all the stuff added in.
When we had “up for grabs night” meaning me and my brother could pick a quick meal for dinner (ramen, Mac n cheese, etc.) instead of my mom cooking like usual, I always picked that MRE if we had one.
My chemistry teacher somehow acqured a lot of these to show us the chemical process of heating them up and they were pretty neat
I still have a "Vomlette" mre from the early 2000s. I think my favorite would be the beed taco MRE. In general the Korean or Russian IMPs are really good.
In 2007 the meals provided to me were canned beef soup and canned pea soup. Both pretty good, but mustard for the pea soup had to be acquired separately.
Mom away from home for more than 2-3 days
Dad MRE in hand : welcome guys say hello to my little friend. 😂😂
The fact that the Southwest beef and black beans MRE isn’t mentioned hurts. That MRE is delicious!
French army soldier here , with the food, our mre (or ration ) have also inside some tissu, matches for the cooking and plastic bag for the trash.
The duck confit and salmon with rice is one of the best i have eaten ,we are lucky to have that kind of good food .
Thank you for the vidéo !
In 1997 I was in Brazzaville, Congo. And had opportunity to trade MRE's with French and Belgian guys. For some reason the Belgians absolutely loved the old school Omelette with Ham. One of the worst ones Americans could get stuck with... I traded one time for some sort of Belgian MRE that came in a can similar to a canned ham. It had a small bottle of wine and a cigarette. The fish was like large sardines or Kippers and was really good. It had some sort of bread and crackers that tasted like chocolate Graham Crackers. I had many from the French and Belgians but that one is the one I remember being really good.
Hey man! Love your channel. Keep up the great work! My first intro to MRE's was in 1993. My college roommate was in ROTC and used to get them all the time. We ate them when we were starving in the room with no money for pizza. They were horrible 😅😅
6:30 Arc de Triomphe is not only a great architectural acheivement, but most importantly the symbol of France military might as it also hoisted the German Quadriga of the Brandenburg gate after the French army inaugurated it in Berlin in 1807. The Arc de Triomphe host the most important battles of France especially the Revolutionary and Coalitions wars against France where even outnumbered by ten fold and fighting 7 of the greatest power of the time France won for 30 consecutive years victories after victories.
Y’all don’t know true happiness until you get the Chili Mac one with skittles and a protein bar in it ✨
its like a lottery
They have plenty of fiber in them. In my four years in the army I never had digestive issues from eating MRE’s.
Shooters instead of Hooters? Simple History makes the best puns.
7:33 BRUH💀
This needs to be the top comment 👌👏
He definitely knows his mre's. Very nice and detailed, and I learned of a few new ones. Thank you!
The tanker holding hands on the latrine was a geek 😂
I was sitting at my dinner table eating some fried chicken while I watched this. As a kid who never served but has incredible respect for our troops, the beef stew segment in particular had me going, "damn, I'm already eating dinner and this is *still* making me hungry!"
It's also a joy to read the comments of those who served and are sharing their own personal favorites. Where's the best place to buy some MREs if the fancy strikes, and any personal recommendations?
At 2:53 i like how theyre holding hands lmfao
I know right , battle buddy bond goes deep 😂
It must’ve been brutal to need your bro hold your hand while pooping out mres
Love these so much your style of videos are great
You forgot litterally the best regarded MRE overall, the italian one.
Trivia: 1 french MRE was usually exchanged against 3 american MREs in Afghanistan
Wow that's a lot of MREs! [Meals Ready To Eat]!
I came for the MRE info.
I stayed for the defecation animation.
simple history knows how to grab someone's attention with their thumbnails
Surely the French MREs are so good that soldiers forgot their burning foreign colleague in the background. 6:24
2:54 military bro's holding hands in the washroom killed me 😅
1. Chili Mac, my first MRE
2. Chicken burrito, comes with a cinnamon bun
3. Beef Taco, controversial but has great trail mix
4. Chicken Stew
5. Tuna
Beef stew will forever be my favorite it actually tastes like that one Campbell's beef stew hope they still come with the ranger bar.
Some soldiers would routinely hold hands while doing diarrhoea after consuming a spicy MRE, they were nicknamed gravy buddies or mud boys. This practice was banned after a number of dysentery outbreaks on military bases.
My personal favorite is chili with beef. Healthy portions of ground beef and a savory chili with chunks of tomato. Throw in some cheese or jalepeno cheese spread and it’s AMAZING! Comes with sweet corn bread. If you feel really daring throw in some hot sauce. I rarely want my food that spicy. Beef taco is really good cheese spread too. Chicken burrito bowl is amazing as well. All with cheese spread and/or hot sauce. The army over does it with pasta. After awhile all pasta starts to taste the same. Spaghetti with meat sauce is a must have if they are to keep any of the pastas around.
I ETS'd in 1993, so I'm not familiar with menu items that appeared after that. But my favorite first-gen MRE meals were Beef Stew and Meatballs in Spiced Sauce. I would have loved to have tried Carrot Cake, but I did experience the joy (both of eating, and of using them as bargaining items) of Chocolate Nut Cake and Maple Nut Cake.
I love the MRE videos they where my favorite ones on this channel
As a French I am outraged that you showed the frogs legs this is so unrealistic
Its too refined for simple soldier
What's not unrealistic is your rations are the five-star dining of military rations. I'm American and they're really solid.
If you think I'm being overreactive, I'm not, I've had a few imported stateside and if they're not worthy of that praise... they're amongst the best of the best rations out there. :)
@@ThyPandora Thank you , but sadly our modern ration don't come with a bottle of Bordeau anymore . But yes ist still good food .
The Marine eating crayons out of an MRE bag in the beginning of the video had me dying 😂. I love the fine details.
Back in the early 2010s I was at a catering collage in the UK. One day we had a recruiter from the MoD come in and try to convince us to sign up. He bought some MRE pouches and gave use a few each and told us to make a 3 course meal for 2 out of them . The quality of food from a British MRE is amazing for what it is and if you have any sort of cooking experience you can make some impressive meals out of a few packs . We even got to use a field kitchen that was set up in the car park
Back in JROTC, some dirtbag who was in charge of handing out MREs during trips was discovered to be hoarding the best MREs for him and his friends; it was not pretty when the Officers and the company found out.
What a douchebag... In all my years in the army, in our armoured crews, one guy opens the box, and just randomly hands out MRE's to the crew. If you don't like what you have, you can trade with someone. The only time we looked for a specific MRE was when it was someone with dietary requirements, either religious, or those no good vegans.... Other than that, you eat what you're given, and those handing them out, don't pick and choose who gets what.
JROTC lol..
@@johnrobinson1720 high school is where I tried MREs for the first time. They were better than what was being served in the school cafeteria, and I'm not exaggerating
They seem to be getting better...They were called Meals Rejected by Ethiopians (famine) when I was in the USMC in the 80's.....Choices were very slim...almost every meal was CHICKEN ALA KING
I remember the Buffalo Chicken MRE very well! It came in this weird textured pouche, and to me, was WAY too spicy for actual enjoyment. So,I usually traded mains with someone who loved spicy foods and would trade around (if anyone would trade for what the other guy had, for beef stew, Chili Mac (good luck with THAT!), chili with either beef or beans. Add the crackers and cheese (preferably jalapeño cheese, but regular cheddar works just fine) and enjoy.
I see you also own a jacketed M1. Same. Mine's just the Vietnam era jacket made for being able to take additional shrapnel and small caliber rounds.
I wonder what Simple History eats for lunch.Also I love your videos alot.Can you make a tank battle video about the M1 abrams vs a different modern mbt?
the soldiers running to the toilet to poo and holding hands is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. must have been so fun to animate
When you realize that the Vomelet was produced longer than Buffalo Chicked
In 95 when I was in spaghetti and chicken ala king was great. Best severed cold tho. I never once used those bag heaters u add water to in order to heat them up. We did do cooking on the humvee engine once or twice
How about that 90s cherry nutcake? It was the bomb…
I tried the chili mac before...it was chef boyardee 2.0 🤤
I'm surprised that Gordon Ramsay is animated in this
2:53 When the MRE's so good you really hold your homie's hand in the toilet
Great channel . Very interesting. . A little heavy on the ads though . And the gaming stuff too.
Im glad to see you brought in some other countries. While I vid many US MRE, there are plenty of other countries that are far superior.
The trick to MRE's is to eat the cheese first, which creates a plug. The other food sits behind it baking in the oven. You finally give birth, after some pain and tears, to a solid baby bum brick and it snaps so clean ya don't need to wipe.
Finally UCP camo appeared in a simple history video lol
All Cameos
0:19 Gordon Ramsay (TV Kitchen Nightmares)
0:58 Scott (YT Kentucky Ballistics)
5:23 Ian Mccollum (Forgotten Weapons)
Where's Ian's ponytail tho?
@@arya31ful behind The FFL hat
7:07 Hooters.
Im so not surprised that he is in the french section
The best mre is obviously the veggie omelette and the 4 hotdogs
*It's confirmed. Simple History loves MREs.*
I used to live for the Buffalo chicken MRE back in the day.
Beef Strips in Savory tomato sauce: The Irish Creme Cappacino and The meal.
Beef Stew: Vanilla Pound Cake!
Chicken Chunks: The whole thing is a 5 star meal. It can come with BBQ Corn nuggets, or if you got the other version it comes with reeces pieces and marble pound cake!
Very good job fellows throughout the 4th century felicitous educational week of said May!! Congratulations. Simple history has a good sense of humor.
I love how Gordon Ramsay is serving the MRE 😂
NEVER have I ever imagined or thought that a thumbnail like this would be present in simple history in million years
Thank you for making Chili Mac the masterpiece. Because it absolutely is
French have best MREs but no frog leg and wine they are just very good
no mention of dehydrated pork or beef patties, 4 fingers of death, or ham & chicken loaf.
Did y'all make a Gordon Ramsay's model for the Norwegian meal? Nice touch
Really like the tuna, also anything with a firststrike bar
2:50 ok but why are they holding hands?? ;D
that’s the first time I’ve seen the face behind the voice 😱 3:03
4:39 It's Gordon Ramsay. Simple History loves to put him on this video.
From a US Army veteran: American MREs aren't for everyone. Most leave much to be desired. I'd rather eat green eggs and ham from field chow than the questionable MREs which are hit or miss.
I was literally salivating at the Norwegian Artic food ration.
2:53 I think he knows what he is doing💀
I went to military school back in the early 90 some of them were pretty good that oatmeal cookie was the bomb wish I had one right now