This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
With long legs, the error margins become larger. His range of motion is twice that of Messi so he has to focus twice as hard to get a perfect kick. He's also shitfaced which doesn't help other than when playing darts.
Bro was drunk, retired, and in his 40s and he almost stuck that volley top corner
This was in 2016, he was around 35 then when he did SoccerAM.
@@HorizonXD he was still wasted as fuck
He looks like a "bro" to you?
It's one term I don't think even woke has patented yet so well done for keeping your own conditioned labeling so isolated..
@@williamshakespeare9815Big bro
Drunk, retired, old, wearing jeans and he still almost scored that
the fact that he was drunk…
Oh yo was he😂
And wearing jeans.
@@HundredSlot and wearing wrong shoes
But his spirit Is the same lol@@wahyuaditya1467
And retired
The fact that he is drunk and-wearing jeans is impossible
Bro thought he could copy 2 comments and get away with it
@@Deh14uwhat
he copied 2 comments@@POPcat1550
@@Deh14uWho cares man
Dicelo a Romario hahaha no hay excusas @@woogs9726
It’s a crime you don’t have the goal against Manchester City on there, that was a golden volley!
YEEEEE
Truly one of the *biggest* players of all time
What about jhan Koller AND Nicola zigic?
He’s wearing plimsolls having a good time on soccer am though 😂
respect
Football
@@ZaxsonGladi soccer am is the name of the event
And he was drunk
he still can do with jeans true legends
And drunk
Bro 6'7 ain't a joke
He looks goofy af
Very underated player and never let England Down
Missed his best ever goal against man city 💀
Yeah I thought that
Damn crouch was so good he even won an NBA MVP award
Sang raksasa dan monster gol dijaman pucuknya bersama Inggris,, Crouch legend dan anda tak boleh melupakannya
Bro is the real stickman💀
Crouch is an absolute England Heroooooooooo
He was drunk and he did it better than I could ever
Crouch was absolutely class back in the day. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Look at Evani's cross and Van Basten 's goal on Albertini' s retirement match. Both past their 40th birthday, both unbelievable.
He became Peter Chair
He is the volley man 💫💥
Peter crouch at 40:
Zlatan at 41:🦁
he was drunk 😂😂
Bro is the definition of what if a basketball player played football
he would have been one hell of a goalkeeper
Legend 🔥🔥🔥
Crouchy was so good for his height and how skinny he was was never outside the prem
😂 to much partying that is, crouches a legend
All in good fun. Lanky as fck tho. Like watching a basketballer play football.
Basketballer with lanky no balance. He's good
He is one of the tallest striker I have ever seen
بيتر اسطوره❤
Tbf the second volley was clean af
He reminds me to Jetfire form TF2, he was not able to be the same autobot from those years but he still wanted to fight
Peter couch is undereted
He was drunk, retired and wearing jeans at the time so I would be surprised if he got the ball in
Are we not going to talk about how he did the bicycle was amazing but he kicked the ball so high it almost went out of the wall
To be fair to him he was lagging out of his skull, wearing jeans with the added issue of being the same height as a baby giraffe
Bro shapeshifted into Dirk Nowitzki
The England goat
El Dios de los centreros 😂
He was not great at anything but turned up when he was needed most...
Second attempt was pretty good
Peter crouch el jugador favorito de los letreros en fc mobile
Bro didn’t show the iconic volley💀
In the first video, Dirk Nowitzki
That goal against man city>>>
😔😔
Uma lenda
Drunk, wearing jeans, and regular shoes
Volley king
This is what happens when you stop playing for a while and you lose your touch. Also from the looks of other comments, being drunk doesn’t help at all so that’s even worse.
Mate he’s retired for a reason
He was drunk
@@DonPollo5and wearing jeans
@@DonPollo5how do u know that
My idol
He's tall that's why
im tall af so when i grow up i wanna be like peter crouch 😎
In the first clip he was playing soccer, in the second he was playing football
Drunk, in jeans, retired, not warmed up, no match tempo...cut him some slack...
Wearing skinny jeans and shoes that only a doorman would love. He was still sauced too.
Then peter crouch
Petr crouch😂😂😂😂😂
6'8 monster 😂
Last goal look like rashford vs arsenal
Slenderman playing Football lol
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He is missing them all cuz it says "soccer" onthe wall
Bro skipped leg day
👍
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0:01
I live nearby Peter crouch
@@Livvyluvssanriox wtf how do you even do that
Thats just cap🧢
He,s wearing square shoes
😮😮😮😮😮
Well I mean he is in his mid 30’s here, retired, drunk and in jeans here so unfair comparison 😂😂
idk about now but when i was a kid back in 2004,people called peter crouch as the worst player in the history of football
With long legs, the error margins become larger. His range of motion is twice that of Messi so he has to focus twice as hard to get a perfect kick. He's also shitfaced which doesn't help other than when playing darts.
Lengthy
Пов: крауч с ростом 2м 01 см и игроки метр 1м65 или 1м 70 тот самый питер: нифига себе гномики
😂😂😂😂
Yo I have 2017 match attacks Peter crouch
That's Dirk Nowitzki
Is that Jim Carey?😂
아..세월아
If your tall it's better to use sweep shots and headers
Not for Crouch🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Title wrong
He is dirk nowitzsky
Where’s the volley when he scored a legendary volley against man city
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Bro his legs are very long
Tune I'd please?
bruh went i saw a nother video i saw peter doing the voley then he scored all though his retired
whaou
😂😂😂❤
The First Clip Where He Was Missing Was Not Peter Crouch It Was Basketballer Dirk.
@soehartod thats not Dirk Kuyt my guy 😂
No it’s Peter Crouch, the full clip is on CZcams. Just type Peter Crouch Soccer AM
ЭТО ЖЕНЯ МОТОР ИЗ ДИНАМО
😭😱😨
Bueno, nunca le ayudo mucho a Inglaterra en sus partidos
Volley vs man city??
Tallest striker in history crounch taller than haaland
He is a old and the age
Out of all those goals you didn't put his best one in?????????
Ist's skam
The orange Person was Dirk Nowitzki.
The Legend Player in Liverpool FC ▶️ Stoke city, It's good ...This now he's Joke 🤣🤣🤣
Это новицки баскетболист
Name the of music
Ay si va la vida
Ainsi va la vida
Ainsi va la vida
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