[Vinesauce] Joel - NES Fun ( With Oldschool Cartridge Tilting )
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- Joel dusts off the old NES to play some authentic classics. And also fucks with the cartridges the oldschool way.
Date streamed: Mar 18 , 2014
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Corruption cartridge tilting start at 1:15:43
Excuse me for sounding like a bottle of nyquil during this, I was sick. Enjoy the nostalgia trip regardless.
jklm 555557777777
quality corruption
9/10 like Skyrim with corruption- Uncle jobel.
***** Surprisingly, he actually does speak Swedish every once in a while. So, you probably have just had bad luck with timing.
You're cool bud. I sound like a cancer patient when I get the flu.
Yeah you better be sorry for having the nerve to be sick.
"Mario has like two feet"
3:33 Joel, stop snorting cartridges.
+Videogame Apocalypse "Mmm, Smells good" - Joel 2014
Actually, the thing about the NES coming back to Joel, I had a friend that did the same with his GameCube. He sold it, and he regretted it, and bought another one. It was the same one. And he now has 15€ more than before. Dem luck.
My grandma owned the NES that I have now and she'd kick my ass at Tetris and Dr. Mario. She'd even play Mario Bros. 3 on her own so she could find all the secrets and write them down on pieces of paper so she could get to them before I did when we played 2-player.
She's gone now, so I have all her video games and stuff. Unfortunately I can't really play them anymore without getting sad. :c
Your grandma sounded badass. Rest in peace.
"I got so creeped out I stole her game." - Young Joel
A lot of NES developers sped up the music 2x in Europe to compensate for the game's slowdown, without actually changing anything else in the game. So you get 20% slower games and 70% faster music. In the case of Tetris, the music just goes insane when it speeds up because the instruments run slower (19:30)
joel was toad as a child and he had one of the only few nes in sweden confirmed.
His dad told him that technology was magic
the ever so deep lore of joel, the man the legend the toad
"I was so creeped out I stole her..."
Very glad the answer was 'game'.
As opposed to panties? x3
KirbyMario12345 Or "I stole her anal virginity"
Life
Just imagine now that this girl is some famous Hollywood superstar and just watchs all of Joel's videos every day
That girl probably was gonna murder you, Joel.
Oh, yeah, that too.
BonziBUDDY Senpai puts on cdi-link costume
...
BonziBUDDY Senpai brb flies to vineland island
AvastFluttershy'sBanana ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
Joel: "Ok, I'm just going with this;"
STR: 10, INT: 8, AGI: 10
Well that was ballsy...
Edit: And then you make him a wizard...
Joel's childhood is so strange. A creepy girl licking his ears, schnauzer/pitball mix that can rip off legs, and one friend who took Pokemon role playing too far (mentioned in a half life stream). Sweden sounds reallllly strange.
you can't forget the desktop stripper and the PE teacher's palm getting sliced by a hockey blade.
is the halflife stream in a video?
You think you are bad at Tetris? When I was younger I didn't know you could clear lines.
+TurtleFlip77 Damn, same here.
+TurtleFlip77 Same
+TurtleFlip77
same
+TurtleFlip77 Same with me
Not same
"Best game ever! Joel's game! don't touch!"
That was adorable.
The way he pronounce Mario Mare-io
Mooreoo
Future Diary starring Joel Johansson and his stalkish neighbor
he thought she was going to suck him dry 😉
Anime Abuser blood
it's better without the blood part
'Girls are icky'
-Joel, 19XX - 2014
don't feel bad for yourself joel, i once played tetris on my mom's phone, and i didn't even know that i had to clear lines
I didn't know anything about tetris
joel
i was the worst
You should've went to that park. More ear licking would occur.
YoungGP "I thought she was gonna suck me dry. I mean, like blood."
Tastes like a liar.
cool toolbars
Gokkun is just the written word for the sound of swallowing, Joel. Like gulp.
weeabo detected ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Pingulrik
Hey, I just speak japanese... desu.
k
Did you learn that from your anime?
Jarrett Gordon
No, from my pornos.
American and Japanese nes's run faster because they use NTSC which alows the game to run at 30 frams where as European countries use PAL which make the game run at 25 frams that's why speedruns use American/Japanese consoles
*frames
Although pal runs at a higher resolution
actually NES and SNES runs at 60 FPS
Cryo Dragon the resolution is indeed higher, but the aspect ratio is fucked, and everything is slower (exept Mario bros for some reason) so PAL is shit
I fucking hate PAL
Wait, there are Mormons in Sweden?
I know this is an old video, but the NES Tetris that Joel plays in this video is actually the pirated version. The famous Tetris theme has been in since the first version of Tetris on Soviet computers (which came out in 1984), and was on the Nintendo-liscensed GameBoy version (which came out before the NES version). It just bugged me that Joel actually said the opposite of what was actually the famous Tetris theme.
i fucking lost it at "it's called SOOPER MARIO BROTHERS"
i literally cant sit upright rn im laughing so hard
I want the girl story to be animated! PLZ
+Lenny Face Sexy tiem with Joel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Earrape Database where the heck is this part, give me the time in the video for it.
in the end the corruptions were just a heavy fever dream and joel passed out and lies on the sofa...
21:26
that means 2 things
Underdose more like overdose
i loved playing tetris all the time as a kid, and seeing joel playing tetris made me very anxious as fuck. "joel plz" i whisper to myself as he built a tower of fuck.
I think now that NES actually means An Internet Explorer Ass.
NES= An ie ass
Man joel has come really far in 6 years
I think we can all agree that Joel is better than Vinny.
Because Joel has these amazing & hilarious stories from his childhood that he loves to share.
But.. I still like Vinny.
Vinny is still as awesome as Joel.
*****
Link please m8
Vinny is a better streamer in general, he's way more chill but his stories are still funny. Joel is the second best streamer but listening to him for 3 hours can be annoying and sometimes he tries too hard.
Rude
TheSolidMidget I'm not being rude, it's just my opinion.
but the chat
I had no idea KY was a Vinesauce streamer...... this whole time I thought it was just DK, Vinny, Rev and a fucking bottle of KY lube.
Oh lawds the nostalgia.
Playing NES when sick adds more nostalgia for me. Reminds me of sick days in elementary school
Joel is the best, he tilts all the rest
Speaking of being scared of being chased when you are young. Some people had imaginary friends. I had an imaginary monster called the Browny Man who would chase me whenever I went into the backyard. I have no idea why I called him Browny man.
maybe related to chocolate?
Probably because he was a shit friend
TheIconodule was your friend Ray Narvaez Jr
Ahhh getting back that aged system after years, I got a OG Xbox from a pawn shop and it had all these blue lightning stickers on the "X" on the machine. I like it
This remains to be one my favorite streams by Joel.
don't worry Joel, I also suck at tetris
Wait a second, JOEL IS TOAD
I haven't seen this video in years.
And it takes off right where I've last watched it. About 13 mins in.
0:00:00 Start
0:02:35 Super Mario Bros.
0:16:23 Tetris (Nintendo Release)
0:25:25 Swords and Serpents
0:55:13 Super Mario Bros. 2 (acoustic jam at 1:10:53)
1:15:43 Corruption
1:45:55 Fanart
Tertis by Alexey Pazhitnov.
The beginning picture got me laughing right away! XD
"I would want a woman to sit on my NES... But all I had was my brother's *ass* . :("
4:14 Joel’s Story
blowing into a nes thing corrupts it by blowing dust into it
No... no it doesn't...
i meant your saliva goes into it.
That's only if you blow into it wrong
That swords and serpents game looked really cool but writing down passwords is soooooo 80's!
1:33:17 - Joel finds the inspiration for one of the many challenging game modes in the _Tetris: The Grand Master_ series.
1:31:01 Absolutely.
Would you like to play *MAYRIO?*
1:17:43 "ARP ZONE" ... There's a networking geek joke in there somewhere
Or potentially a music joke.
is that "4" between 7's another joke?
I mean it might be an aircraft joke
I remember when I first played Mario 1. It was with the GBC port, remake, thing.
But I had saves so it wasn't really that difficult. If I'd game over it would restart T the start of the world I was in.
MOM! DAD! I BEAT THE CASTLE! - Toad
You can always over clock your genesis.
"I was a fucking ninja. I got a ladder!"
*Mind Blown*
9:42 realization soon settles in
I can't wait for somebody to make an animation of where Joel did the toad voice. It's gonna be priceless.
1:37:29 its the new mario game "Mario: Behind Bars"
I Never beated SMB 2
7
GRAND
FLEENSTONES????!!!
vittu *FORESHADOWING?!*
Joel does this because HEEEEEMAAAAHN doesn't a true villain vote for Joel Skelator the TRUE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE.
43:50 that looks like a zombie shaggy
That's what I thought
watch as the world corrupts behind marios feet
i actually had many nightmares about those faces that chase you... those things can be fucking horrifying when you're a child lol
11:23
Nice save Jortle.
hey joel, for some reason, when i was watching you i got the urge to watch the oldest anime i could find. i really don't know why, if anyone knows why i got that urge please tell me.
its called the nostalgurge
I know this video is old but I have to say
rubbing alcohol works on killing bugs because it suffocates them
if you want the best bug killing thing get 90% and put it in a spay bottle
☃
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@@zubair-rp1ie hi 👉👈😳
Good guitar skills Jobel
Watching Joel play Tetris made my eyes bleed piss.
ow
The NES Tetris was apparently made by Dr. Birb in his spare time, since it's the only version of the game to have his theme in place of the "main" theme.
...sorry, Lucahjin reference, carry on.
Girls are very icky
-Lil' Joel
I would like a full version of the guitario thing.
oh man i love FUCKING 5-HEADED MARIO.
Holy shit I've got Swords and serpents!
I want to see Joel play super fast Mario Bros.
Is there a video of it here on CZcams?
The European games ran slower, but the music was faster? This is messing me up so bad ._.
Some games like Super Mario Bros did and they halfway corrected the control speed but most had slower music and gameplay.
“Accidentally”
If a girl licked my ear and invited me over, as long as I knew them well enough, I'd be happy. x3
You would be happy if a girl even talked to you, let's face it.
Chris The Wolf #shotsfired
True, brother, true.
KirbyMario12345 i would be happy if i didn't even know the person ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
Joel sounds like the guy in Super Mario Bros Frustration
I didn't know there were cartridges out there with Mario, Tetris and World Championships... I had Duck Hunt and Mario (i don't remember the third game, it was world track or some shit) interesting...
Only in Europe they did.
"Tetris God, I swear to God."
Mattpoppybros U mad? U definitely mad.
Nightbane Games You have no freakin' clue, man. Those people thought I was talking about Joel, which is ridiculous, because HE MAKES FUN OF RUSSIANS IN THIS VIDEO. It's obvious not even one of the people who replied to me watched even fifteen minutes of the steam.
Mattpoppybros People take pride in replying before watching the whole video.
***** STOP FALLOWIN' ME
***** God... dammit, Nappa.
31:58 That new Destiny game looks like a master piece.
when i play tetris i just place the blocks in random places and plus i didn't know you could clear lines to
WELCOME ARP ZONE!
Was Joel playing PAL Super Mario on an American NES? It seemed pretty fast.
Tetris God is dead and we killed him
Tetris God is real. #2014
34:04 Great...Vinny stole Meta Knight's ship!
Joel still played nes when pokemon was out.
The last NES game came out in 1994. Not to long ago.
But the first pokemon game came out in 1995 and the pokemon cartoon came out in 1997 and joel sayed he was watching the pokemon cartoon when he was a kid and and had a nes so he was still playing his nes after 1997.
yenk chauvaux
Whats bad about that? He still plays NES, SNES & N64 games all the time. Why does that matter?
NINmann01wiiU Yea i play nes games too but a 9 year old is not going to play games for old consoles.
***** Stfu idiot.
20:00 - Trolltris
I know this is immature, but I chuckled when he said "I'm running out of PP"
43:51 Zoinks! zombie Shaggy
By the way, I think Doki Doki panic (I hope that's how you spell it) might translate to Time when panic.
...do you like to play MEEERIO?
that guitarplay *^ *
*_EAR LICKING GOOD_*
Ah, Colonel Autumn. Nice to see you preserving KFC's fame. But fuck you, I'm not giving you any codes.