Robert Mac "Mac to School" (Principal's Cut)
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- Comedy Central's "Laugh Riot" Grand Prize Winner and Dry Bar Comedy favorite Robert Mac (from robertmac.com) is going back ... in Robert Mac: Mac to School!
This is a light re-edit of "Mac To School," which is here • Robert Mac "Mac to Sch... if you want to watch it or read the original comments.
These are the sections of "Mac to School" (Principal's Cut).
Opening 00:00-03:02
This is how the show opens, so we’re calling it the opening. It’s really a nice trip down memory lane (now closed because of brain fog). Remember wearing masks all the time? Well, don’t throw them out quite yet.
Freedom of Expression / Cyber War 03:02-10:13
In this section, I tell the story of one of my favorite jokes (“The Metric System,” which you can see in its entirety in “Back to Lake Titicaca” • Back To Lake Titicaca ... ). Someone, probably a crybaby, got offended by it and I was cancelled. Also, to the other crybaby who cried about seeing part of The Metric System again: I had to repeat the joke to explain why I was cancelled. Yeesh! Here’s a tissue.
Tacos 10:13-12:45
I had lunch with a friend before performing at a fancy conference and it reminded me of the tacos I grew up with, which is why I love burritos.
Levels of Fancy 12:45-20:23
I performed at a fancy conference in a fancy resort because I’m so fancy. What-you’re probably wondering-are the levels of fancy? I will briefly explain them here after I don my white gloves and monocle.
Jokes I’m Not Doing 20:23-21:47
These jokes are, sadly, jokes I will NOT be doing, and I go through all of them. There is one, though, I do later on. You’ll have to watch to figure out which one it is.
Backstory of my Back Story 21:47-27:54
Yes, this is a true story of a spinal infection that landed me in the emergency room, and this is just part one of my journey through the American healthcare system. I can’t tell you how I was infected, but in the medical terminology they used to explain it to me: we dunno.
180 / Dr Katvorkian 27:54-32:46
In this section, I practice doing a 180-degree turn, both physically and metaphorically. This is the tragic and (here’s the 180!) funny story of having to put our old sick cat down.
The Big G 32:46-37:17
We are surrounded by an invisible force that we all love, which I call the Big G. Others call it gluten. I also veer into material about infrastructure and noise-cancelling headphones, for some reason.
Statue Problems 37:17-43:30
Statues last a lot longer than they should, which is why I think we need to update them on a more regular basis. Our heroes change so our statues should, too.
Closing 43:30-46:15
This is what I close with, hence the name: closing. Of all the sections, it probably has the highest joke-per-content rate. Enjoy, and feel free to share it with your friends.
If you want to tip or help the cause ('cause I need the money), visit robertmac.com/moolah
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I've watched his dry bar stuff numerous times. It never gets old ...I always laugh.
I totally agree, hilarious
It is weird how Robert Mac doesn't have a Netflix special. So many hacks on there. One of the smartest comics out there.
They don't want good comics. They want popular ones.
Agreed.@@robertmaction
And keeps it clean
Yes, that shows me that he is more clever than comedians that depend on vulgarity (which doesn't bother me at all). I prefer clean, however.
@@robertmactionbut that just leads to the question of why aren't you more popular than the hacks on Netflix? Of course, there are wonderful comedians with Netflix specials, too. But why are so many bad ones popular enough to get a Netflix special? I tried watching some that I wasn't familiar with, and if was awful. There seems to be an entire school of stand-up comedy based on just stating facts about bodily fluids, embedded within mean-spirited, uninsightful anecdotes, and using plenty of swear words. These aren't even jokes. I mean really, Lenny Bruce suffered for the freedom of comics to use whatever words they want and talk about whatever they want, and this is what these idiots come up with?
OK I'll stop now and watch your brilliant show! I can't wait!
Robert Mac is severely underrated! Bloody brilliant.
How can you rate me higher?
Like, share, and subscribe. @@robertmaction
Discovered Dry Bar the other night. You had me in stitches and looked for your personal channel here 🤣
Sorry about the stitches. Medical is not covered.
😄@@robertmaction
44:50 how nobody in the history of planet jokes has ever crafted this uranus joke before 😂
Incredible work you show ❤
Kids love it!
"I'm the bom, the Boss Of Myself". I feel like that went over many people's heads. Lol! 😂🤣 You, sir, are a comedy legend! 🙂💙
Ok, so now that I've finished the video, I have to say more. There are many, hundreds, maybe thousands of comedians out there, or in here, depending on your perspective. But you're special. What makes you unique among all the comedians I'm familiar with is the way your jokes are written. Listening to your show is like listening to rap. I'm finding little "bars", if you will, little Easter eggs, mini jokes hidden within the actual jokes, song lyrics that make up the joke, just lots of extra little pieces to your puzzle. I think you would be really fun to hang out with, the life of the party. Your wit is quick and your jokes are intelligent. Excellent show! Thank you for sharing with us! 🙂🙂🙂
I did not catch one! I thought it was bomb. Lol!
@@jenjibur Technically, it is. But he changed the spelling to fit the joke. So you are correct, it is definitely bomb, just without the second "b". 🙂🙂🙂
Stop fighting and start sharing.
@@bubzilla6137 Very nice of you to help, and there is a bit more to it than just that.
@@robertmaction One Easter egg i Loved... Scissors beats rock and paper.
The man is genius, and ALWAYS CLEAN!!!!!
You're a favorite of mine! 😅
I need more fans like you.
Robert Mac has the sexiest & funniest brain!
😍😍😍😍😍🤣🤣😘😘😘😎😎
Pat? This is going too far.
@@Arcona
This is not Pat, because she's not the boss of Robert Mac, anymore, & she has never been, nor will she ever be, the boss of me.
And besides that, in the space of time continuum, there exists, only one, Robert Mac brain, individual & separate, (although a product of Pat's reproductive organs);
still, without any co-dependency, (for functionality), upon Pat.
Therefore, if, (if is conditional, so it is not, is), I were Pat, my comment would be irrelevant to @robertmac!
However, 🤔Pat is an emotionally out of control, control freak, (apparent from Robert's descriptive prepositional phrase, regarding her, as the pronoun, 'she' & him as the object, 'me' of the preposition, 'boss of' ), so any comments posted by Pat, about the brain of her offspring, would be emotionally- biased thoughts, derived from personal, selfish feelings, & obviously bragadocious, leading others to believe that the comment, is indeed, under a fictitious y.t. name, by which, Pat assumes a role to appraisingly, troll Robert Mac, & practice self inflated admiration through comments referencing him via proxy of an adoring fan, while remaining anonymous to serve an egotiscally, self serving agenda.
Although possible, it is highly improbable & unlikely, since Robert Mac admitted to the true, logical discernment of making pee pee lady style; because, this act, although, proficiently productive for multitasking, as well as, being efficient in time saving, is, in fact, an embarrassing admission which genuinely speaks, directly, to an emotionally-based thinker's reactive feelings & triggers an emotionally- based, reactive behavior to impulsively respond in an effort to comfort & soothe Pat's own ego, which, would automatically defend its' insatiable pride & could not willingly, humbly support, nor praise, @robertmac or his independent brain as sexy, funny, etc., because........well......none of your business!
So...... that proves that I am not Pat!
I am, however, an adoring fan & lover of Robert Mac's incredulously, sexy & funny brain!🤓
Now...where was I? Oh! Did you say something clever?(Yeah, it was clever & funny)!🤣💪🧠😍
Or are you just trying to be fancy?🧐🧐 🤔🤔🤣🤓🤣😂🤓🤣😂🤣😂😘🍻🍻😏
Nice Rehash, Mr Mac.
Wait a minute, Hash? Mac? Mac n' Cheese with Hash? Damn, now I'm hungry again.
"Serial-killer starter kit" 🤣🤣
Hilarious as always! Excellent performance!
Working on some new stuff . . .
HILARIOUSLY FUNNY!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clever, thinking humor. Refreshing with great timed delivery. For some audiences [ie some at Dry Bar Comedy in Utah] there is disconnect as they don’t ‘get’ or just ‘miss’ his references.
Referred 2 people to his comedy based on his continued smart, witty, savvy, and let’s not forget FUN shows.
Thank you for bringing on the smiles. Also like your sartorial taste. You’re killing it.
This is great! Listened to it twice in a row. Impeccable timing.
Well, a pec here and there. Please tell your friends. : )
@@robertmaction Brilliant
Brilliant, sir.
Metricans! I love it!
I enjoy the heck out of mac's sets, I binge standup and this guy is top 10 for me
Thanks for bingeing! Please tell your friends to binge, too!
Fantastic show, Robert! I'm glad you got through the spinal infection and everything ok.
Masterclass act
It's Mac-sterclass.
This guy is absolutely hilarious 😂😂❤😂❤❤
I love Robert Mac.❤
Brilliant, as always!! What a Brain. Love Robert Mac!!!!!!!
The Little Shop f Horrors stage set!!! I love Robert Mac!
Smart as a tack, you are, sir. ❤
And sharp as a cucumber.
Hahaha@@robertmaction
You've done it again, though maybe someone clever can explain me where I did not get the jokes...
Thanks Robert Mac!
Absolutely hilarious! Fun fact: In Montana there's a bank called Glacier Bank! 🤣
Sounds like long lines-but cold cash!
@@robertmaction 🤣
Man...ur hysterical. I was gonna ask if u ever come to OKC...but I remember (sorta) U have a joke in ur Dry Bar special kinda about us Okies. I don't think it was very flattering but I KNOW it was funny as hell! Plz come back through 🙏. If ya do, im so there.
I've got some contacts there, but they want me to have a bunch of fans, so start spreading the word, please.
Worlds best Word Linguist. We've been defacing statues ever since we saw the Sphinx, when will it end?
I got here from a clip from your site, so I understand the importance of making more smaller clips. Though where you shine is listening to the whole thing. One thing ties another. Like I came from the clip about back story about your back, and when I came here, the you not liking people in masks part was funnier.
I start my day by turning this station up really loud so I can hear it in another room and do whatever I have to do there-day goes better-kathy-not neal
"....look at how my skin glows." I about died.
How is this dude not world wide? Mitch Hedburg with a PHd in Science, History, and Irony
We need a Netflix special!
love robert mac ❤
comedy genius 😂
Masks, gloves, industrial cleaners = Serial Killer Starter Kit. LOL!!!!!
You should set up tipping on your videos. I wanted to throw some money your way but I couldn't find a place to send it to.
Thanks-I had that on the previous version but forgot to put it here. Much appreciated!
Robert Mac is the cunning linguist of comedians.
next show should be labeled " i Mac".
impressive.
❤❤❤
Pat's son,do you have a 'thanks', link to contribute?
There's one at the end of the description!
hilarious joke on masks, CRT, and hospital visit. I don't know any comic who can make "fancy" so funny. so witty! How does he do this, act dumber than he really is. Incredibly clever!
In retro expanse ? Gee, that’s close !
I'm not what this comment is referencing...
Seems like I got fooled by the way Robert made his entry. Anyone who thinks this guy is Hot, must be watching comedy for the 1st time in their lives. I guess some people just have low expectations.
Hey we're about 28 minutes in and the Apocalypse was mentioned. Surely that is in relation to the APOCALYPSE of Legend! Which means that today the 9th of November is the 1430th Holy day of the Apocalypse in the Revelation of God. It was announced on 11th of December 2019, cool fact, the first day was a Sunday in the Apocalypse Calendar but the last day of the Gregorian Calendar was a Wednesday.
We hope with the grace and as a glory to God that you heal better brother.
Cheers Roby Mac from Charles Andrew Oyedele Ososami Lord of the Apocalypse the son Holy 1 King Christ the grail, zeal and soul of Jesus in the flesh Holy Warrior A38man of God.
Peace
OK so you know the legendary Millennial Reign of Christ, well I am that Millennial. Sure you consider my work shown. Thanks for the show. Peace
When you hear someone like this who is never vulger or cussing, you realize the comics who do, wouldn't be funny, if they didn't!!!!!!
I wonder how many people noticed you had previously said you were gonna close w a Prince Andrew joke and you did. You simply hit all the notes, tie them all in, and don't miss a side joke. Bad thing about that is that if you don't listen to your every word, it will just be regular funny instead of very funny.
I think he is related to AOC. I am now dummer.
No, but I did a 23&me and I'm 1.3% Jeff Goldblum.
@@robertmaction Awesome.....
@@robertmaction Awesome....You are actually hilarious I really enjoy your humor.
Audrey II???
Wait, who is Audrey Eleven?
@@robertmaction Audrey 2! Roman numerals - little shop of horrors giant singing plant haha
@@AdventuresAwait123 That's funny-can I use it in my show?!
the plant you jumped out of is a dead ringer for Audrey 2! Anyways it was a great entrance haha czcams.com/video/mQJagD96X8U/video.htmlsi=YS8MkCw-p6mMq7Fb
My favorite Dry Bar comedians: Robert Mac, Josh Sneed, Shane Smith, and Tommy Ryman!! Check them out. So funny!!!!!
Talking about being funny is not funny
Please don't tell all the people who were laughing at that!
You need new material.
I don't know if I mentioned, but this is an edit of an old video. I do new material on my Weds livestream.
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The right Mexican family could double your subscribers by themselves. I truly believe that you should have 8 million subscribers and not 8,000 subscribers. The math just doesn't add up for me. Perhaps people just don't see the brilliance and have no idea what they are missing. Certainly their loss for sure.
I suspect his comedy would go over a lot of people's heads.
I agree. Robert Mac is very clever for sure.@@jesuiscequejesuis2267
Virtually not funny.