Craig Conant | Fired from Trader Joe's | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy

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  • čas přidán 24. 11. 2018
  • Your favorite Trader Joe's comic, Craig Conant (@craigpconant), just got fired, but don't worry- he's at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! Here's his story. See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: goo.gl/WAFQKB
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  • @mygirlshair884
    @mygirlshair884 Před 5 lety +2617

    the dude has a unique delivery style. Like he's on my couch, smoking weed, and telling me funny stories.

    • @uzielgarcia7219
      @uzielgarcia7219 Před 5 lety +50

      I’m high and I approve this message

    • @isaiahcastillo5186
      @isaiahcastillo5186 Před 5 lety +6

      @@uzielgarcia7219 I as well.

    • @lawrencesteffen2797
      @lawrencesteffen2797 Před 5 lety +15

      I've always found that I personally prefer comics who just talk and tell stories as opposed to the standard: setup, delivery, punchline. With the exception of Mitch hedberg.

    • @eagleeye2391
      @eagleeye2391 Před 5 lety +14

      Its not unique. Its Mitch Hedberg. From the first joke, thats stolen from Mitch.

    • @swiftslick
      @swiftslick Před 5 lety +8

      Nah. He stole that from Mitch Hedberg. So, technically he's stealing from a dead man.

  • @Itsogaitnas
    @Itsogaitnas Před 5 lety +590

    "I'm Craig. I'm 20 and I'm so excited I'm gonna pee my pants."

  • @luv2shuvaskateboardjournal101

    "What're you gonna do, write me up?" - Man, moments before being written up

    • @jq7323
      @jq7323 Před 4 lety +1

      @Jake Shattuck he's saying, if he didn't say that in a sarcastic way all he would've gotten was a write up

  • @MrPopemobile
    @MrPopemobile Před 5 lety +805

    This dude is the manifestion of a doobie

  • @masterplanet420
    @masterplanet420 Před 5 lety +744

    This guy needs to be making money doing this, enough so that he can afford to shop at Trader Joe’s

  • @justadude318
    @justadude318 Před 5 lety +418

    I got a contact high just from looking at the thumbnail

  • @jordanwood183
    @jordanwood183 Před 5 lety +224

    As a man who’s been fired from Trader Joe’s I really appreciate this

    • @lmurdah
      @lmurdah Před 4 lety +5

      Jordan Wood lmao same. He and I were hired/fired at almost the exact same time. I even looked him up in the bulletin 😹😹😹

  • @The_dude94
    @The_dude94 Před 4 lety +57

    "I know, I want that $62 man!" This dude is freakin hilarious! 👍

  • @big3ye378
    @big3ye378 Před 5 lety +967

    Is this Bradley Cooper doing a Minnesota-stoner character study?

  • @josephperez4446
    @josephperez4446 Před 5 lety +258

    Anyone come here from Noel Miller’s twitch stream ?

    • @jraydonbohnson6508
      @jraydonbohnson6508 Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah, that shit was funny af

    • @cashwin45
      @cashwin45 Před 3 lety

      @Royal Orlando Literally no one cares. Stop botting. You bots are literally on every youtube video.

    • @desklamp8591
      @desklamp8591 Před 2 lety

      me

    • @thetokinronin
      @thetokinronin Před 2 lety

      Who’s that?

    • @josephperez4446
      @josephperez4446 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thetokinronin a guy who used to post vines but does CZcams, twitch, and a podcast. He does a lot of stuff with Cody Ko

  • @elijaah81
    @elijaah81 Před 5 lety +534

    This guys my spirit animal

    • @LeagueofThieves
      @LeagueofThieves Před 5 lety

      ouch

    • @MegaDubrock
      @MegaDubrock Před 5 lety +1

      saying someone is your spirit animal is fuckin played out just stop

    • @drewperrot
      @drewperrot Před 4 lety +5

      Holy fuck some of these replies. This world is fucked all of u just wanna make people feel bad about themselves

    • @Indi
      @Indi Před 4 lety +1

      @@drewperrot fr, hella projecting in this comment section lmao.

  • @lily824
    @lily824 Před 5 lety +70

    "My soul died a little.... one scan of organic broccoli at a time"

  • @truhhhhhhhokIII3
    @truhhhhhhhokIII3 Před 5 lety +1432

    I want this guy to be able to live off doing comedy because he's hilarious, but not end up like Mitch hedburg

  • @jacksonperry6811
    @jacksonperry6811 Před 5 lety +52

    “Two sides to every fart” had me dead 😂😂😂

  • @dondretomasyo1359
    @dondretomasyo1359 Před 5 lety +244

    This guy is a natural

  • @firstlastnamehere4895
    @firstlastnamehere4895 Před 4 lety +66

    Ive been a huge fan of Craig for a while.The way he double bagged those groceries at traders Joe's was phenomenal 🔥

  • @judethree4405
    @judethree4405 Před 5 lety +278

    Saw him live once. This dude should not need to work at Trader Joe's. I'm not saying he should be rolling in the million dollar deals, but he should definitely be able to support himself and a family being a comic of this level. Sucks for comedians (seems to be all or none, huge or barely known). Like Rick Ingraham and a bunch of dudes i've seen live that are super talented, and yet probably struggling financially.

    • @frizzybob
      @frizzybob Před 4 lety

      he could be ballin' u have no fucking clue tho !

    • @coastalalpaca852
      @coastalalpaca852 Před 3 lety +1

      frizzybob he worked at Trader Joe’s for ten years while doing standup

    • @ripper9362
      @ripper9362 Před 3 lety

      CoastalAlpaca lol yeah man that is baller shit. That’s exactly what you do when your ballin, bag groceries and clean bathrooms

    • @coastalalpaca852
      @coastalalpaca852 Před 3 lety

      Sirsmokealot 709 exactly the other guy said he was balling

    • @familyengineering5591
      @familyengineering5591 Před 2 lety

      These are literally his only jokes. Hes been telling the same set for 10 years.

  • @NORTEskXIV
    @NORTEskXIV Před 3 lety +8

    The " I fucking won dude" is so funny to me for some reason

  • @matthewtenebre
    @matthewtenebre Před 5 lety +45

    "You can't prove that I pushed!" Lol

  • @Jack.013
    @Jack.013 Před 5 lety +157

    he sounds like lola from big mouth

  • @Usmc913
    @Usmc913 Před rokem +5

    I've been listening to Craig's podcast non stop for the last two weeks and my days have progressively gotten better. Dude is hilarious. I could listen to him all day.

  • @vazquezmjorge
    @vazquezmjorge Před 5 lety +37

    Saw this guy last night at the Comedy store
    I almost pissed myself I was laughing so loud.
    Thanks Craig for a really good laugh, I know you will make it big someday.

  • @rheubengreen8612
    @rheubengreen8612 Před 4 lety +17

    Had me at...”can’t prove that I pushed”.

  • @Heroasaurus
    @Heroasaurus Před 5 lety +280

    Proof Bradley Cooper can do anything

  • @NB-cu7kw
    @NB-cu7kw Před 5 lety +137

    It’s Leo from that 70s show

    • @09Dragonite
      @09Dragonite Před 4 lety +3

      He certainly has the vibe of Tommy Chong

    • @Chili_D_21224
      @Chili_D_21224 Před 4 lety

      That's Mitch Hedberg

    • @prettyhamburger6462
      @prettyhamburger6462 Před 4 lety

      Woah!!! Far out, man! 😉 hehe

    • @chasetyler7308
      @chasetyler7308 Před 4 lety

      What are you talking about?.... what are you talking about?.... but what are you talking about man?!

  • @madisonrankin1458
    @madisonrankin1458 Před 4 lety +12

    He’s playing a character but I’ve met so many guys exactly like this.

  • @enzorocha2977
    @enzorocha2977 Před 5 lety +95

    Jeysus, that was sad-funny. Didn't know laughs can come from a dark place in your soul, and I've watched a lot of comedians lol Must be the honesty

  • @kneeslaperr4832
    @kneeslaperr4832 Před rokem +5

    He’s the dude in highschool that comes in right before the bell rings an slides by all incognito like from the teachers getting away with everything But turns out to get into trouble an still making a name for himself. While trying to get the new shaggy role for scooby doo catches the horse hating hippy. Like on how high. YOU KILLED BUTTERCUP!😂

  • @stevencocky19
    @stevencocky19 Před 5 lety +9

    He's to the point where you couldn't even take the best actor on earth and have him recreate what hes naturally able to do. Wow ive never seen a stand-up like him. Absolutely hilarious

  • @summer_glazed2818
    @summer_glazed2818 Před 5 lety +10

    Watching his videos makes my day. His accent makes everything 1000x hilarious 😄

  • @73jefft
    @73jefft Před 3 lety +10

    Just saw this dude live tonight - I'd never heard of the guy and he absolutely killed it. I'm now a fan!

  • @badbuddha1222
    @badbuddha1222 Před 5 lety +49

    Love this guy

  • @SANITIZEDINC
    @SANITIZEDINC Před 5 lety +6

    This dude is great. Sadness is sometimes the very best kind of comedy.

  • @davem5308
    @davem5308 Před 5 lety +5

    I like how this guy laughs heartily with himself. Never saw him before until this video. Good for some real laughs. "I'm half Mexican", lol!

  • @imyouyoureme1533
    @imyouyoureme1533 Před 5 lety +8

    Love him laughing at the misery lmao need more of that

  • @sarodiii
    @sarodiii Před 3 lety +4

    If Young Leo from the 70s Show tried stand up!

  • @mitchmelton9145
    @mitchmelton9145 Před 5 lety +364

    I can't tell if this guy is stoned or from the Mid-West

  • @alysiacottingham7126
    @alysiacottingham7126 Před 3 lety +2

    I laughed so hard when he says “u guys really got depressed right there” lmaoooo here for it

  • @smythe7480
    @smythe7480 Před 4 lety +7

    Chris Delia and silent Bob had a baby 🤣🤣

  • @royal_berg
    @royal_berg Před 5 lety +5

    Hes got the makings of a real pro, genuine happiness i felt at his remorse. quality material and really feeling the crowd

  • @aeonosa2175
    @aeonosa2175 Před 4 lety +2

    The kind of guy you would love to have as a friend!

  • @buckast3907
    @buckast3907 Před 5 lety +53

    He would be great friends with Theo von 😂😂

  • @juleefelts
    @juleefelts Před rokem +1

    I just got fired from Trader Joe’s and I also work theater gigs; can confirm, that is in fact the sound of a piece of your soul dying

  • @twinturbobeerus1412
    @twinturbobeerus1412 Před 3 lety +3

    This guy makes my day lol

  • @landob9027
    @landob9027 Před 4 lety +8

    He needs his own special!

  • @ginormousbones
    @ginormousbones Před 4 lety +2

    This guy is freaking awesome. I can watch it over and over and I still laugh

  • @murrayhighONlife
    @murrayhighONlife Před 5 lety +4

    Keep going Craig! You’re well on your way to being done with any type of Trader Joe’s job forever. You’re hilarious!

  • @millerman33
    @millerman33 Před 6 měsíci

    I've seen this before and everytime I watch it, I laugh just as hard as I did the first time. "I mean, they can't prove I pushed it" xD

  • @julianholguin4178
    @julianholguin4178 Před 4 lety +17

    This guy is great while peaking on LSD

  • @xvictoriax8421
    @xvictoriax8421 Před 5 lety +8

    This story just got better and better but I hope he’s doing good. He could totally make a living from doing comedy I hope he keeps it up. He had me dying every minute

  • @rachboudreau
    @rachboudreau Před 3 lety +12

    I'm Canadian and this American dudes accent is more Canadian than mine 😂

  • @stevenclemons1
    @stevenclemons1 Před 4 měsíci

    If he didn't tell us, i would've definitely pegged him as the "hot stoner from trader joes that says the most random shyt at checkout". 😂😂 totally checks out!

  • @GBullockNC
    @GBullockNC Před 5 lety +246

    Is that accent Chicago, Minnesota or Canada? Some please tell me. Idk lol

  • @Nainemillimeter
    @Nainemillimeter Před 4 lety +3

    I watched 6 comedy videos and didnt laught at all until finally this one had me laughing out of my nose the whole time

  • @SuperWeedPower
    @SuperWeedPower Před 4 lety +9

    this dude reminds me bill burr when he does the "hey man, wanna smoke some man?" character

  • @knowbuddy0
    @knowbuddy0 Před 5 lety +2

    This guy has a different accent in every video😂. This is one of my favorite comedians now. Glad I came across his videos the other day.

  • @homelackin2234
    @homelackin2234 Před 4 lety +1

    I am literally croaking like a toad here this dude is fucking funny

  • @ianmusgrove1814
    @ianmusgrove1814 Před 4 lety +2

    Super funny. I like this routine 👌

  • @madi21772
    @madi21772 Před 5 lety +2

    this guy is such a mood i’m deaaaaaad💀😂

  • @TheGabriel1356Bayma
    @TheGabriel1356Bayma Před 3 lety +1

    Just found this guy out on ifunny and I've been missing out, this dude is hilarious.

  • @mariejones6324
    @mariejones6324 Před 3 měsíci

    He is infectious ❤

  • @JaeEnceeti
    @JaeEnceeti Před 5 lety +5

    Lmao I love Craig Conant!

  • @robert23497
    @robert23497 Před 5 lety +2

    Thank you brother for your great and real life down to earth humor!

  • @poncho_x4410
    @poncho_x4410 Před rokem

    "Awww shit....that just happened..." LMAO bro I love this guy's act man! This shit is too funny man haha

  • @Rayvon69
    @Rayvon69 Před 5 lety +1

    Man he was a riot love honesty lol Classic :)

  • @brentnicol1586
    @brentnicol1586 Před rokem

    This guy is gold!!!! He's amazing

  • @clusterfluff5977
    @clusterfluff5977 Před 5 lety +11

    This dude reminds me of Towlie from South Park

  • @0oo034
    @0oo034 Před 4 lety +1

    Trully hilarious.. Originality out of this world.. Dope!💯

  • @YokaiTheDemonSamurai
    @YokaiTheDemonSamurai Před 24 dny

    I found this guy from a try not to laugh, this guy is very funny.😂

  • @SuperReviews4you
    @SuperReviews4you Před 5 lety +1

    "You cant prove I pushed" So good.

  • @i3k291
    @i3k291 Před 5 lety +1

    More of Craig please, this guy is hilarious

  • @calliecrider2475
    @calliecrider2475 Před 8 měsíci

    I worked at Trader Joe’s for 3 years and idk what this guy is talking about I loved it but this guy is hilarious either way 😂

  • @ComplexSkepsisvehementalbeats

    recently found this guy... more please lol

  • @mountasserharaki6301
    @mountasserharaki6301 Před 5 lety +2

    Man his delivery jokes are hilarious 😂

  • @TRAW415
    @TRAW415 Před rokem

    Craig is the best man.

  • @haywirenightingale9610
    @haywirenightingale9610 Před 3 lety +1

    Saw him at his tulsa show tonight. He was hilarious!

  • @Kilopoloki77
    @Kilopoloki77 Před 5 lety +1

    more of this guy please I've already seen every video I can find and subscribed to his chanel but this is fr one of the funniest comics I've seen.

  • @MK-el8cc
    @MK-el8cc Před 5 lety

    LOVE this guy

  • @barryallen7752
    @barryallen7752 Před 3 lety +1

    I been arrested before..... you say nothing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @truthsoldier5757
    @truthsoldier5757 Před 5 lety +56

    Dude is funny!!!

    • @truthsoldier5757
      @truthsoldier5757 Před 5 lety +1

      @John Gault he's from Canada and I'm pretty sure Americans are the only society that's smart enough not to give away our guns, if you think this guy is one of the reasons society is falling apart in America then you really don't know anything.

    • @truthsoldier5757
      @truthsoldier5757 Před 5 lety +4

      @John Gault You have some issues dude.

    • @truthsoldier5757
      @truthsoldier5757 Před 5 lety +1

      @John Gault Your still typing??? I'm not even reading your lunatic rants lol.

  • @professorbeatdatass297

    Can't wait to open for Craig.

  • @crimsonmoon8870
    @crimsonmoon8870 Před 5 lety +2

    This dude had me gasping for air 😂😂

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV Před 5 lety +1

    10 years bagging groceries I hope this comedy works out.. super funny!!!

  • @TearLilyd
    @TearLilyd Před 5 lety +1

    Hilarious! We need a special from him

  • @bouchetouche
    @bouchetouche Před 3 lety +1

    I laughed through the entire video. My face hurts.

  • @joeyshort8832
    @joeyshort8832 Před 5 lety

    I love this guy

  • @five-forty3431
    @five-forty3431 Před 4 lety +1

    Hilarious! I like his delivery style

  • @DpSouth100
    @DpSouth100 Před 5 lety +1

    You’re hilarious and likeable man! Keep slayin ‘em!

  • @grimmsfightclub413
    @grimmsfightclub413 Před 4 lety

    This is gold!

  • @bobgnarly4958
    @bobgnarly4958 Před 5 lety +1

    This guy is great 😂

  • @fricfrac2696
    @fricfrac2696 Před 5 lety

    i love this guy lmaoo

  • @LordEnkii
    @LordEnkii Před 5 lety

    This guys naturally funny!! And original

  • @clintbeastwood3311
    @clintbeastwood3311 Před 5 lety

    I need more!!!!!

  • @ipsilonia
    @ipsilonia Před 5 lety +1

    he sounds like a super chill combo of dax shephard and chris d'elia. and he's super weird. i really like him.

  • @bryanallen3358
    @bryanallen3358 Před 3 lety +1

    Great freaking story!

  • @sakeviyokoyama9253
    @sakeviyokoyama9253 Před 5 lety +9

    Nice video you guys this made my day

  • @ilovebutterstuff
    @ilovebutterstuff Před 4 lety +1

    Pretty good. Will you be the speaker at my funeral?

  • @mountainlife2411
    @mountainlife2411 Před 5 lety

    This guy cracks me up!

  • @dakotamonroe9746
    @dakotamonroe9746 Před 4 lety

    This guy is hysterical!

  • @SavageSumner
    @SavageSumner Před 4 lety +1

    I hope he gets a Netflix special one day I love watching his podcasts and insta stories