Try Not To Laugh | 420 Jokes | Laugh Factory Stand Up Comedy

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  • In celebration of this national holiday, enjoy this compilation of some of the funniest 420 comedy that has come through the Laugh Factory in Hollywood! See a LIVE SHOW at the Hollywood Laugh Factory! BUY TICKETS: goo.gl/WAFQKB
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  • @kidluii40
    @kidluii40 Před 5 lety +3854

    “Aunt mables weed cookie”, oh I trust her she’s family 💀😂

    • @victoriantrejo3318
      @victoriantrejo3318 Před 4 lety +40

      that one killed me

    • @MRG978
      @MRG978 Před 4 lety +13

      That was great

    • @lailak482
      @lailak482 Před 4 lety +7

      Kid Luii 😂😂😂😂

    • @garlary1976
      @garlary1976 Před 4 lety +29

      WHO EATS ONE 1/3 OF A COOKIE that’s like the hunger games

    • @Leighannacc
      @Leighannacc Před 4 lety +3

      Kid Luii I was trying so hard not to laugh!

  • @alexkrastev159
    @alexkrastev159 Před 6 lety +2671

    "Aunt Mabel's weed cookie, I trust this she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whoopytillmytimego4224
      @whoopytillmytimego4224 Před 5 lety +1

      Alex Krastev i found that ode funny 😭

    • @setherb2517
      @setherb2517 Před 5 lety +28

      The funny thing that got me was he said "3 days into being in LA he got his medical card and he didn't have an apartment yet" after he bought the weed cookie he said he woke up 2 days about a mile and a half from his house 😂 wtf he went from apartment too a house that he never had 😅🤣😂

    • @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17
      @DaRealMikeyBruh.5o17 Před 5 lety +3

      @@setherb2517 oh shit 😑🤔🤨 that makes u thinks

    • @Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial
      @Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial Před 5 lety +7

      @@setherb2517 or he woke up a mile and a half from the house he moved from. That would be a little more crazy

    • @setherb2517
      @setherb2517 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Mr.PoopyButtholeOfficial I'd be really confused and wonder how the fuck I got there 😂😂

  • @briancaleb9761
    @briancaleb9761 Před 3 lety +504

    "Woke up 2 days later, about 1 and half miles away from my house feeling refreshed"😂😂😂😂

  • @abbieshank7916
    @abbieshank7916 Před 4 lety +506

    Everyone in this comment section high asf😭

  • @marmarclassic3636
    @marmarclassic3636 Před 5 lety +3636

    Comedian: Duck Tales
    Audience: OOOOOWOOOOO
    Comedian: That’s how you find the potheads

    • @gianttunafisher
      @gianttunafisher Před 5 lety +64

      not a fucking clue what duck tales is or was or whatever....and ive smoked over 30 years....

    • @ellavarnes2392
      @ellavarnes2392 Před 5 lety +99

      @@gianttunafisher its a cartoon from the early 90's lol

    • @HoomerbirdG2
      @HoomerbirdG2 Před 5 lety +42

      Reeves pinky and the brain was better🤷‍♀️

    • @klutz3955
      @klutz3955 Před 5 lety +4

      best part of the movie

    • @nojumperent1890
      @nojumperent1890 Před 5 lety

      Marmar Classic czcams.com/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/video.html

  • @MsThuggpassion
    @MsThuggpassion Před 6 lety +1440

    "i trust her she's family" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @d4real1st87
    @d4real1st87 Před 3 lety +133

    “ i eat all thirds of the cookie” 😂😂

    • @heesin.
      @heesin. Před 3 lety +2

      That killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @zay8551
    @zay8551 Před 3 lety +195

    “ And drive safely” so true. I always speed unless I’m high then I’m doing under the speed limit with both hands on the wheel 😂

    • @KrisBeKrising
      @KrisBeKrising Před rokem

      facts

    • @DescendingVelocity
      @DescendingVelocity Před 9 měsíci

      That’s on god. I remember the first time I ever did a dab I had to drive home 20 minutes later and I was so high and terrified of making any mistakes I drove like 20mph all the way home lol.

  • @kaceface3277
    @kaceface3277 Před 5 lety +2289

    “If you were invisible, which ex girlfriends house would you rob?”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tinydiccgirl6664
    @tinydiccgirl6664 Před 5 lety +660

    “i got 2 1/64 comin, this should last us till christmas” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @alondratorres7506
      @alondratorres7506 Před 4 lety +7

      EIG8T EDITS -said on Christmas Eve

    •  Před 4 lety +2

      I think about this quote on a daily basis

    • @theoneopossum200
      @theoneopossum200 Před 4 lety +3

      Omg bro read this comment as he said it that was magical XD

    • @jakedonohue2402
      @jakedonohue2402 Před 3 lety +1

      420th like

    • @kevinhallocw
      @kevinhallocw Před 3 lety +1

      We gone put one in the freezer 🤣

  • @bfj27
    @bfj27 Před 3 lety +69

    "That's BS, I never forget to smoke" this is what made me laugh the most

  • @callmebam1521
    @callmebam1521 Před 3 lety +220

    "you didn't eat that whole muffin did you"
    I fucking died

    • @demeraragold4644
      @demeraragold4644 Před 2 lety +3

      He was funny especially " dont come in the room except to bring OJ"

  • @tbh_thebrand
    @tbh_thebrand Před 5 lety +3945

    They say weed makes you forget.. I never forget to smoke 😭😭😭😭

    • @youngmaryland886
      @youngmaryland886 Před 4 lety +70

      Potheads always replace serious with wittiness 😂

    • @nojumperent1890
      @nojumperent1890 Před 4 lety +3

      czcams.com/video/YeAcPHd5jXY/video.html

    • @chinamon7870
      @chinamon7870 Před 4 lety +13

      U don’t forget stuff u do all the time

    • @freeeagle6074
      @freeeagle6074 Před 3 lety +4

      Facts:
      1. CCP high officials started taking hydroxychloroquine from October 26th, 2019, and none of them got infected by the CCP virus.
      2. CCP controlled WHO and said this medicine is ineffective.
      3. Sri Lanka professor in the P3 lab of Hong Kong designed this virus and told his own country to hoard a large amount of hydroxychloroquine months ago. Sri lanka has a very low death rate.
      4. South Dakota State used hydroxychloroquine as treatment and prevention. This state didn't lock down and had death rate around 1%, much lower than the 4-5% of US in general.
      5. Many studies done with hydroxychloroquine were problematic. The researchers either gave dozens-higher-than-normal amount to patients or gave the medicine to dying people. Then, they said "Hey, hydroxychloroquine had serious side effects.", or "hydroxychloroquine is ineffective." This medicine is mostly effective to take within 24/48 hours of getting infected and/or for people without serious heart diseases.
      So, use the influence of citizenship to influence the politicians in each nation. Use this medicine, and we can live as people in South Dakata.

    • @caru3257
      @caru3257 Před 3 lety +4

      @@freeeagle6074 , my whole family in Nicaragua got it and survive, two in Miami also did. Does that make the virus less lethal?

  • @Tuirapanui
    @Tuirapanui Před 4 lety +562

    "WHO EATS 1/3 OF A COOKIE???" Huahahuahaha

  • @kgosi_ramo5567
    @kgosi_ramo5567 Před 3 lety +28

    Happy 420 to all Stoners 😊

  • @skylaryoung3819
    @skylaryoung3819 Před 4 lety +105

    I swear to God I’ve had that “floating TV” conversation before😂😂😂

  • @DepressionTalks1
    @DepressionTalks1 Před 6 lety +1068

    The blueberry muffin standup was hilarious!

    • @VelleHolmesGST
      @VelleHolmesGST Před 6 lety +1

      Depression Talks With Immanuel best one

    • @DepressionTalks1
      @DepressionTalks1 Před 6 lety +4

      Exactly!

    • @illmindjunglist
      @illmindjunglist Před 5 lety +14

      I had a similar experience. Went to a appreciaton day at my favorite pot club and they were passing out edibles. I was told that they lowered the doses on the edibles so that we could try diferent ones. Well they didnt lower the dosage on the blueberry muffins.. long story short, one of the girls told me with a serious face, if i was you id hurry up and go home, you are about to be fuucked up! I didnt go home like i was told. Mind you i was on my motorcycle. I ended up going to my parents house and was talking to my mom and sister then Boom! I got blitzed by the damn blueberry muffin. Mid convo i was like i gotta go! they looked at me like i was crazy. I ended up in bed waking up to my friends in my room telling me to get up so that i could go to a wedding rehearsal.. i didnt make it..

    • @elijahsymington5343
      @elijahsymington5343 Před 5 lety

      Depression Talks With Immanuel WHO WAS THAT GUY???

    • @QueCura-
      @QueCura- Před 5 lety +16

      wtf i thought that shit was the cringiest

  • @kaceface3277
    @kaceface3277 Před 5 lety +397

    “Daddy’s sick don’t come in the room”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trewq422
    @trewq422 Před 3 lety +68

    “It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange, that’s why you got caught” 😂😂😂

  • @bakr0x
    @bakr0x Před 3 lety +26

    "I don't want to smoke Afghani weed because people in Afghani get stoned.... to death" - That was a good one 😂

  • @josuefeliciano6800
    @josuefeliciano6800 Před 5 lety +5844

    Took me 3 mins to figure that 420 jokes meant weed jokes not four hundred and twenty jokes.

  • @marcuslaw1365
    @marcuslaw1365 Před 6 lety +2635

    "Hits blunt" If money doesn't grow on trees, why does banks have branches?

  • @jesseyess9463
    @jesseyess9463 Před 3 lety +33

    The dude talk'n about "Aunt Mabel's Weed Cookie" ...he is freak'n hilarious 😂🤣

  • @davidschmidt6013
    @davidschmidt6013 Před 3 lety +79

    I always liked the joke: 5 guys get together and drink alcohol, they start a fight... 5 guys get together and smoke weed...they start a band!... lol

  • @inaynaycoleman
    @inaynaycoleman Před 4 lety +699

    “Whats the difference between a quarter and en eighth? I wrote 50$” yup those sound like high school prices

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 Před 4 lety +21

      Nah 30 for a eighth I get a quater for 55

    • @uncommonsence153
      @uncommonsence153 Před 4 lety +4

      @@bryantatkeson6379 you commenting like you getting something special thinking you're cool. If you ain't getting 125 grams or better gtfoh puppy.

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 Před 4 lety +3

      @@uncommonsence153 I get ups lol homie u not bout anything idk who u think u talking to cuz we both know u ain't got hands to back that up

    • @uncommonsence153
      @uncommonsence153 Před 4 lety +16

      @@bryantatkeson6379 you talking about fighting over CZcams comments? Ok tough guy. Go buy your 7 grams and chill

    • @bryantatkeson6379
      @bryantatkeson6379 Před 4 lety +1

      @@uncommonsence153 lmao jit

  • @anacarlos5558
    @anacarlos5558 Před 4 lety +536

    I honestly think that weed makes me forget things and at the same time I’m thinking of more then 100 things , and thinking of useless things 😂 it’s crazy

    • @benjaminfarrar9643
      @benjaminfarrar9643 Před 3 lety +6

      You're gorgeous

    • @KmasWandyembe
      @KmasWandyembe Před 2 lety +4

      That's the best part 😂😂😂

    • @schnitzelberry
      @schnitzelberry Před 2 lety +4

      I do that even when I'm not high. So when I did get high.....well let's just say my trip took a little turn to the hospital lmao.

    • @deborahsanderson697
      @deborahsanderson697 Před 2 lety +1

      That's why I quit🤣

    • @JoyfulJenn
      @JoyfulJenn Před 2 lety

      I’d rather forget than remember anyway. Only have this moment past is gone.

  • @bellalove8107
    @bellalove8107 Před 3 lety +153

    This whole time I've been wondering why there were so many marijuana jokes, and wondering how they were gonna squeeze 420 jokes into a 12 minute video😂. I'm so dumb

  • @72thcking
    @72thcking Před 2 lety +8

    "In business that's called renigging" 😆🤣😂

  • @niawhite5336
    @niawhite5336 Před 6 lety +244

    They say weed affects you memory,bullshit I never forget to smoke!Lol.😂😂👏

  • @tooshort9713
    @tooshort9713 Před 5 lety +2084

    What's the difference between a quarter and a 8. I said, 50 bucks. Lol

    • @diannaharriison3243
      @diannaharriison3243 Před 5 lety +3

      Rudy Bosquez 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @weirdead829
      @weirdead829 Před 5 lety +3

      Lmao

    • @saudabdulaziz35
      @saudabdulaziz35 Před 4 lety +2

      Did he mean drugs or something

    • @darrenegan3891
      @darrenegan3891 Před 4 lety +54

      Saud Abdulaziz quarter of an ounce? Eight of an ounce? Weights? And yes obviously he's on about drugs the whole video is about drugs? U on drugs? lol :P

    • @MarcHood-sd5cx
      @MarcHood-sd5cx Před 4 lety +6

      Jason Mavis if you’re smoking some dirt maybe

  • @dr.g3860
    @dr.g3860 Před 3 lety +161

    “I know weed isn’t addictive because sometimes I forget to smoke.” (old Tommy Chong quote)

  • @Octoberstorm333
    @Octoberstorm333 Před 3 lety +21

    The deep questionnaires you get into with your friends when you smoke is so insane lmfao

  • @camc1057
    @camc1057 Před 4 lety +541

    CZcams: *weed jokes*
    Me: *waiting for Josh Wolf to show up*

  • @SquirrelForce
    @SquirrelForce Před 6 lety +264

    Edibles are strong as shit. I ate a whole brownie without knowing it was that strong and about an hour later I was in a completely different world.

    • @B_K460
      @B_K460 Před 5 lety +7

      Wish we had edibles like those in america ,i bought some weed cookies and brownies from a coffeeshop in the netherlands and it didnt do shit :(

    • @ipelengmathabe3702
      @ipelengmathabe3702 Před 5 lety +6

      @@B_K460 why not make them yourself? Just get good weed & someone who can bake

    • @tabitharosefreeman1793
      @tabitharosefreeman1793 Před 5 lety

      Never had an edible. I eat CBD gummies on the regular but they just put me to sleep.

    • @derronellies4812
      @derronellies4812 Před 5 lety +6

      I had three in 20 minutes one time last year.
      I wound up chilling and time traveling with a multicolored Snuffy (the original, with yellow green eyes) for seven hours.

    • @abeln1167
      @abeln1167 Před 5 lety +1

      was it fun

  • @shawncraft2849
    @shawncraft2849 Před 3 lety +52

    im high af rn and im watching this amd i get interrupted by a army comercial asking me to find my warrior......dawg i cant even find my keys rn

  • @bernaleighvisagie307
    @bernaleighvisagie307 Před 2 lety +6

    Watching this and having a blunt at the same time 🥺😂😂😂🌿👌🏾

  • @ajsanchez985
    @ajsanchez985 Před 5 lety +3660

    Who else high asf watchin this💀

  • @ashsingh5154
    @ashsingh5154 Před 5 lety +394

    Hahah “you just started using deodorant, take it easy”

  • @sevillain1
    @sevillain1 Před 2 lety +8

    1:50 this guy had me laughing the hardest! "I eat ALL thirds of a cookie!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garygemmell3488
    @garygemmell3488 Před 2 lety +81

    Stoner: "Doc, I need a prescription for weed."
    Doctor: "What condition do you have that you need a prescription for?"
    Stoner: "Anxiety."
    Doctor: "What's causing your anxiety?"
    Stoner: "I'm out of weed."

    • @donHooligan
      @donHooligan Před rokem

      Ron 'tater salad' White Joke
      only he said "depression."

  • @cryspbacon5634
    @cryspbacon5634 Před 4 lety +849

    i’m high af & the ex girlfriend house question made complete sense.

  • @emmakoschak6285
    @emmakoschak6285 Před 4 lety +169

    "🎵Ducktales🎵" "Woo hoo" "That's how you find the potheads"

    • @bewiserastafari1330
      @bewiserastafari1330 Před 3 lety +1

      Can you explain ? I'm not native English speaker

    • @destroyerasdf
      @destroyerasdf Před 3 lety +4

      @@bewiserastafari1330 ducktales is an old cartoon and the cartoons theme song has "Ducktales" "Woo hoo" and apparently older stoners used to watch that when they were young

    • @rayneptune2539
      @rayneptune2539 Před 3 lety +1

      @@destroyerasdf I just gave you a thumbs up... So i can feel hi..a ..ppy...

    • @rayneptune2539
      @rayneptune2539 Před 3 lety +2

      Ps.. Im old as fuck..

  • @ashtonfoy5450
    @ashtonfoy5450 Před 3 lety +12

    “Oh shit, that’s how I got caught last time” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @8ohvibesrecords811
    @8ohvibesrecords811 Před rokem +8

    Crazy how much josh wolf has blown up since this joke! Congratulations to him! Dude is awesome

  • @MFMFazo
    @MFMFazo Před 4 lety +76

    *“Yes we cannibus” had me weak*

  • @Baddknewz
    @Baddknewz Před 4 lety +196

    “That’s hunger games” 😂😂

  • @stevesmith3167
    @stevesmith3167 Před 2 lety +12

    These jokes were actually good for a change. Thanks for putting this together!! I laughed a lot kids were looking at me funny 😁

  • @TorEtCetera
    @TorEtCetera Před 2 lety +5

    Drew Thomas's voice kills me everytime
    love him

  • @slybrew5760
    @slybrew5760 Před 6 lety +123

    He said "I trust her shes family" 😂😂💯

  • @livefreeordietrying5865
    @livefreeordietrying5865 Před 6 lety +845

    I eat all 1/3s of a cookie

    • @strixhendrix82
      @strixhendrix82 Před 6 lety +15

      A Driver Life i ate 3 muffins and smoked the whole time.
      I died

    • @s4494r
      @s4494r Před 6 lety +9

      RIP

    • @bilbodabbins4096
      @bilbodabbins4096 Před 6 lety +2

      That dude sucked

    • @strixhendrix82
      @strixhendrix82 Před 6 lety +1

      Ocean We do them at home, so its not THAT strong i think.
      But for real, i literally died.
      I live in switzerland, where do you come from?

    • @holytrinity2698
      @holytrinity2698 Před 6 lety +1

      ate all thirds my guy lol

  • @thanatos2730
    @thanatos2730 Před 3 lety +15

    “People in Afghanistan get stoned...............To death”😂😂😂😂

  • @meshaydenise
    @meshaydenise Před 2 lety +7

    Laughter is good for the soul

  • @antmx-5191
    @antmx-5191 Před 6 lety +159

    Lmao bro said the tv not invisible im crying 😂

  • @ClintonChelak
    @ClintonChelak Před 6 lety +700

    I thought I was about to watch a whole 420 jokes.

  • @ScribblebytesWorldwide
    @ScribblebytesWorldwide Před 3 lety +4

    "Woke up in a ditch feeling refreshed!" 😂😂😂

  • @omarglaspy9436
    @omarglaspy9436 Před 2 lety +4

    2:58 “Ima get out this ditch! And get on with my day!” That happened to me 😂

  • @ccjigsaw
    @ccjigsaw Před 5 lety +237

    Oh my lord, I read the title as "four hundred and twenty jokes." I was sitting here like.. why are these all about weed?

  • @floydblackmon6896
    @floydblackmon6896 Před 3 lety +6

    "Don't worry about it, I got 2 1/64ths coming". Idk why but I laughed damn

  • @mikewonder2755
    @mikewonder2755 Před 3 lety +4

    2:48
    "And I ate the whole cookie" 😂😂😂
    It's funnier just because he said that
    Plus he sounded so pleased w/himself

  • @mtndrewww
    @mtndrewww Před 4 lety +761

    “I don’t want to try Afghani weed because over in Afghanistan they get stoned... to death” 💀

    • @MultiKushie
      @MultiKushie Před 3 lety +8

      Bruh 😭😭😭

    • @andrewmitrica8897
      @andrewmitrica8897 Před 3 lety +13

      That’s how Bin Laden got caught lacking

    • @niceguy6837
      @niceguy6837 Před 3 lety +12

      My friend sold us afghan goo and we smoke before a movie, the ladies that worked there were like , " dam you smell that, thats strong, i was paranoid af my friend ran into some people he knew and while they were talking i popped up behind him and said, vdude we gotta go they know!"

    • @user-gh8wt2zi2n
      @user-gh8wt2zi2n Před 3 lety +7

      In Afghanistan they smoke hash not bud

    • @silverace08
      @silverace08 Před 3 lety

      not sofunny tho

  • @aquosuakesewahh
    @aquosuakesewahh Před 4 lety +55

    “Oh shit, that’s how they caught me last time” 😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling

  • @noiisaatv
    @noiisaatv Před 4 lety +18

    Now there’s just some TV floating down the street had me dead😂😂

  • @blasiankira3899
    @blasiankira3899 Před 3 lety

    The cookie one got me 😂 I FELT that

  • @senseicuttitup3722
    @senseicuttitup3722 Před 6 lety +692

    Aunt Mables Weed cookie HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @gavin4056
      @gavin4056 Před 5 lety +3

      Sensei Cuttitup definelty wasn’t funny

    • @StunnerTheGreat
      @StunnerTheGreat Před 5 lety +21

      Sensei Cuttitup I trust this she’s family 😂

    • @projectdelta50
      @projectdelta50 Před 5 lety

      if you havent, do yourself a favor and watch john pinnete

    • @hudsondixon8583
      @hudsondixon8583 Před 5 lety

      I agree! it was so funny!

    • @davidporowski9512
      @davidporowski9512 Před 5 lety +1

      Dam, I could use one of those
      Right NOW !!!!! PEACE

  • @demarcobringsittou5298
    @demarcobringsittou5298 Před 6 lety +466

    The guy runs in
    🏃🏼‍♂️.... 💨👈🏻
    You didn’t eat that whole muffin, did you?
    😂🤭😂

    • @mikecorleone6797
      @mikecorleone6797 Před 5 lety +1

      Gastros Wings i wonder if he got stuck 🤣

    • @dustina3199
      @dustina3199 Před 5 lety +2

      I lost my shit at that part lmao

    • @runeman1672
      @runeman1672 Před 5 lety

      Had me dying it was so funny. 😂😂😂

    • @TUCK2SHARP
      @TUCK2SHARP Před 5 lety

      This was the most relatable thing in the whole video 😂

    • @vordt4139
      @vordt4139 Před 5 lety

      FACTS

  • @akimeyalo1873
    @akimeyalo1873 Před 3 lety +8

    The muffin man head me dead 💀😂

  • @drewtheceo9024
    @drewtheceo9024 Před 3 lety +1

    Today is that day again. Happy 420 6am here miami florida. 🔥🔥😜

  • @prestonbarr
    @prestonbarr Před 4 lety +34

    “It’s 2 o’clock in the morning and your car is orange that’s why you got caught.” Had me dying

  • @reginaldinoenchillada3513
    @reginaldinoenchillada3513 Před 5 lety +90

    "A southern woman is like a honey badger, ..." oh man.

    • @niwe3631
      @niwe3631 Před 4 lety +2

      The fucking dance!!!! Lmmfao

  • @gonzo5608
    @gonzo5608 Před 3 lety

    That floating tv joke got me 🤣

  • @FosterScott
    @FosterScott Před 9 dny

    The blueberry muffin guy was 100% spot on about edibles. 😂

  • @troybrown6012
    @troybrown6012 Před 5 lety +184

    Got pulled over by police in Sevierville,Tennessee and he wreaked of skunk bud.
    Not sure what pissed me off more, the fact I got a ticket or that he had better weed than me.

  • @marcjon000
    @marcjon000 Před 5 lety +42

    “LEAVE HERE RIGHT NOW!” 💀😂😂

  • @royli1940
    @royli1940 Před 3 lety +6

    “Yes we Can-nabis!” This is dope 😂

  • @mollyjane7538
    @mollyjane7538 Před 2 lety +3

    Oh my God I'm so glad I watched this high!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lailak482
    @lailak482 Před 4 lety +51

    The blueberry muffin guy is so me Lmaoo

  • @SHAYUPIVER
    @SHAYUPIVER Před 4 lety +30

    That one guy killed me, talking about his friends wanting to have a Wolf Blitzer conversation, when they're high. 😂😂😂😂

  • @unkownknob
    @unkownknob Před 3 lety +5

    “its a mandatory minimum i smoke an eighth before i go anywhere”- lou rachett

  • @du24pont70
    @du24pont70 Před rokem +1

    "Now a TV just floatin' down the street"!😂😂😂

  • @Porldweace
    @Porldweace Před 4 lety +68

    I’m gonna get out of this ditch and get on with my day 😂😂😂

  • @wolffgang101
    @wolffgang101 Před 5 lety +101

    Josh Wolf's weed stories/jokes are funny

  • @kageyamakooks2608
    @kageyamakooks2608 Před 3 lety +8

    I once ate brownies. Ate 1 waited a couple minutes, nothing happened. So i ate 3 more. it hit me after like 20 minutes and time didn't pass after that and i felt like I'd be stuck in that phase for the rest of my life.
    Moral: Edibles fuck you up.

    • @runthemeows1197
      @runthemeows1197 Před 3 lety +1

      Never done that with edibles. But I did kinda do it with shrooms. Wasnt sure I ate enough, so ate some more to be sure. Well, an hour later my ceiling became my floor somehow infront of me so I wont be doing the whole "just in case" extra eating of that shit again.

    • @kageyamakooks2608
      @kageyamakooks2608 Před 3 lety

      @@runthemeows1197 yeah now I'm like "If i don't get high that's alright" 😂

    • @knatarathornton2137
      @knatarathornton2137 Před 3 lety

      Damn.. I'm scared to eat one

  • @skywatch3r987
    @skywatch3r987 Před 3 lety +3

    You gonna eat a couple twinkies and drive real safely
    I feel this 🤣👌

  • @jgallaa
    @jgallaa Před 6 lety +15

    i lost when he said “now theres a fuckin tv floating down the street”🤣

  • @killamindedmusic4220
    @killamindedmusic4220 Před 5 lety +96

    “You need a guy” 😂😂

    • @ZinkPR
      @ZinkPR Před 4 lety +1

      KILLAMINDED MUSIC his voice was funny as shit

  • @anathidlakavu2309
    @anathidlakavu2309 Před 2 lety +1

    I relate to each and every joke in here😂😂

  • @jking8bp457
    @jking8bp457 Před 2 lety +2

    Been to the laugh factory once and it was the best night ever me and my wife have never laughed so hard

  • @xxBONGHUNTER420xx
    @xxBONGHUNTER420xx Před 6 lety +71

    That blueberry muffin bit was funny

    • @kjeezy2990
      @kjeezy2990 Před 5 lety

      GALACTIC WAR it’s basically cheech and Chong’s acid bit.

    • @xx_chad_xx2922
      @xx_chad_xx2922 Před 5 lety +2

      i love josh wolf

  • @emmyarellano3704
    @emmyarellano3704 Před 5 lety +69

    I was skeptical about these jokes being any good at first but they were all funny as hell! I laughed really hard!

  • @meganhoward8820
    @meganhoward8820 Před 3 lety +1

    You got me with ducktails ooo oo oo lol

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 Před 3 lety +1

    Duck Tales!! Gang, gang!🤟🏽

  • @marouenbouhaouala5875
    @marouenbouhaouala5875 Před 5 lety +66

    Omfg the bluberry muffin guy had me laughing so hard😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @carls1959
    @carls1959 Před 4 lety +15

    I graduated in 2014 with a 3.22 GPA and an associates in electrical/ mechanical engineering with green technology. I was 55 years old and had been smoking marijuana for 40 years. Marijuana does not destroy your memory, unless you allow it to. I've always tried to learn something new every day. I thank my dad for getting me into reading at an early age and having me and my brothers solve our own problems. He'd watch to make sure we didn't hurt ourselves, but other than that, he'd let us figure stuff out.

  • @janeserrano292
    @janeserrano292 Před 3 lety +1

    ,I got two one sixty fourths coming dont worry about it" lol

  • @zaeisstoopidzooted
    @zaeisstoopidzooted Před 2 lety

    Yooo duck tales was hard asl

  • @bobbyf640
    @bobbyf640 Před 6 lety +81

    00:53 Brother smoke so much he got a permanent stoned eyes damn

    • @JDeane710
      @JDeane710 Před 5 lety

      I have that problem too hahaha

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 Před 5 lety +107

    I got two 1/64ths coming. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @boerandemo7766
      @boerandemo7766 Před 4 lety +4

      Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas

    • @boerandemo7766
      @boerandemo7766 Před 4 lety +4

      Put one in freezer to last us till Christmas

  • @gceja86
    @gceja86 Před 3 lety

    Josh Wolf one had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lesbomarine6964
    @lesbomarine6964 Před 3 lety +2

    0:50 got me dyin 🤣🤣

  • @imbatmanbitchh
    @imbatmanbitchh Před 6 lety +254

    Daddy's sick don't come in here 💀😂