The ONLY Time To Tell Kids That Santa Isn't Real. Kevin Bozeman - Full Special
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- čas přidán 17. 12. 2019
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- Komedie
"I single-handily control the value of my block " 🤣
Ikr!
The four stages of life:
You believe in Santa Claus
You don't believe in Santa Claus
You are Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus
I think that's gonna be true, since my grandfather looks like he jumps down people's chimneys.
Well there was a ripped Santa clause in the movie jingle all the way so I suppose your right.
5th stage of life:
Dressed like Santa, ringing an annoying bell next to a Salvation Army donation bucket outside a grocery store.
I already look like Santa Claus except my hair hasn't turned white yet
@@Kelarys nah my man you look like big jay oakerson
"Make sure when you're done, collect all your thoughts."
that was terrible!! but hes funny
😂😂😂😂😂
That joke had me laughing so hard. The National doughnut Day and his friend being offended. He definitely does not have to apologize for being funny.
"Don't nobody want to be in the tub slipping on your ideas" I love this guy he's this funny while being clean which is alot harder than you'd think. Give him a special and let him be dirty if he wants.
“Who didn’t pay their $5?” Lol
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Best joke
You’ve backed me into a financial corner. I started laughing immediately he’s hilarious 😂
This guy needs a Netflix/Comedy central special.
He doesn't drop enough brand names in his jokes for that.
@@sirdeadlock Its a shame because I was crying through some of his jokes. He is so funny.
Agree!
He's has some really good jokes.....but why would anyone dislike this video....
Well he's got a dry bar set. That'll have to do.
"No one wants to slip on your ideas." ~KB Genius. He's been added to my list of favorite comedians.
That line had me bugging!! 😂😂😂
Seriously. It's Genius.@@karld884 😂🤣🤣
"We uncomfortably stared at each other"! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shiahian I was crying at that part
Me too😂😂😂
There was some genius joke writing here. Love it.
i couldn't agree more
Definitely! Never seen this dude before, but I'm keeping an eye out for more of his stuff now.
the whole "love your kids, thats what the judge says" i heard that joke from a mexican comedian on a chingo bling netflix special....not sure who wrote it but either way this dudes pretty funny lol
@@Mateo-lo4dz r
Yes yes
This guy's grin makes you feel like he's letting you in on a secret, I love it!
He has a great smile, and his comedic timing is as good as George Carlin and Jonathan Winters. Been watching drybar comedy for a while, this man goes straight to the front of the class. Looking for his live shows in my neck of the woods 👍
His smile is a gift from God to let him know he’s doing the right thing with his life! He is hilarious, smart and unafraid! I hope he never stops!
That’s funny
What a great description of the man's smile
Description made my laugh. Funny and accurate
Dry Bar is proof that you can have the funniest content without a single curse word or some weird talk you could do without. Thank you Dry Bar for making comedy funny again.
I really don't mind cursing most of the time unless they're trying to depend on it. That being said if they can't make you laugh without cursing then they're not really capable of being funny
I agree with Laura. I'd also go so far as to call out these people who are obsessed with people not cursing. I think they'd find their lives so much more enjoyable and easy if they could just get over someone saying bloody or whatever it is.
They're only words! I am genuinely curious how curse words negatively effect people?
Chilli-Ice Olive-Abode words have a huge impact on the psyche and on your mind. There is scientific proof of that. Look it up and learn.
@@clc3897 I guess I have more immediate issues like staying alive to contend with. And yes before you say it I know I'm uneducated and ignorant.
I'd rather not try and learn to be effected by words, but thanks anyway. Take care. 🙏
Chilli-Ice Olive-Abode I never said you’re uneducated and ignorant, however we can all learn about things we never considered before. As an immigrant who came to this country knowing not a single word of English, I made sure to learn well and fast. I’ve always been a student of language and I can attest to the fact that language matters, tone matters, words matter. Wether or not you want to believe it, that does not change the facts. But I would like you to take a moment and think back to when you were a kid and someone used words to hurt you. That’s all... Be well and take care.
This man is underrated. His comedy is gold.
Yessssssss I love it
“You better buy my coffee or ima have a cookout”😂😂😂
"Get to it Chip. You know what I
like."
Great line. Truth hurts
So true!
Hilarious
“Delete mah cookies!” 😭😭😭
Wow, CZcams - I just went through the whole comments section here, and did not find ONE negative comment! Either the world is changing for the better, or this is what happens when someone is truly excellent. And he certainly was! I've been loving this channel, but this guy talked about "thoughts & ideas" boozing it up, shooting up houses, and other things *at THE "Dry Bar" in Utah!* Holy cow! Didn't need to be crude, but he lightly tapped on some touchy topics and had them rolling! This was the work of a master wordsmith. Love this so much! (Oh, wait, I don't need to *say* I love it, now, do I? heh)
Great comment! Lol
exactly!! this is how you do racial jokes and other touchy subjects without offending people!! Many could take a lesson from him!!
This guy's REAL, real funny.
Look at Amberlynn Reid's comments your faith in humanity will be crushed
@WolfyGirl2077 I suspected it might be, which is why I didn't bother checking up on the suggestion. :P
I love the fact that he look like they just pulled him in onto the stage from going somewhere for his family. Lol
Wish I could tip this man, feel like I should have paid and I wasn't even there!
You can tip him at the end of his special in the app, fwiw. He'll appreciate it.
right!
@@JosephWecker and tip him laughs until you get to the end, haha!! Just downloaded the app & saw the more you tap on the face, the bigger the smile & laugh!! Which is great for me since I'm broke 🤣🤣
Facts
@@mcoz6934 I love that feature. I actually miss it quite a bit when I'm watching on youtube.
There's woman in the audience whose laugh is KILLING me. Lol. Her laugh makes me laugh.
Same
She sounds like a witch 😂😂😂
he made a parrot joke and then she laughs like a parrot 😂
I think it's a laugh track?
ikr the like witch parrot laugh
"Your lack of diversity has cost you quality laughs." I'm DEAD!!!
Was looking for this comment! 😂 😂 😂
Already! 😅
So. Funny
Omg that one lady was out laughing the entire audience. This guy was great!!! Loved his cheeky grin. He deserves more views.
Yes! That one lady is the reason I usually move on to something else. So unnecessary. & it seems like she shows up to many Drybars, staff, maybe? Maybe hired to get the crowd going, but man, such overkill. She's like that one drunk friend who's going to embarrass everyone 🙄
I’ve been watching a lot of random comedians lately.. this is my first time seeing this guy and he’s probably one of the best I’ve ever seen. Great delivery. Not a lot of audience interaction, but that’s not always necessary. Dude killed it
Audience interaction is usually just filler for a lack of killer content anyways
Ikr , smooth as hell
He was prefect
Total interaction with audience. Amazing eye contact and subtle laugh and perfect comments to audience when necessary. Cheers.
Yes
This guy is hilarious! Those 43 minutes just flew by!
WOW!! He's the most confident guy on drybar that I've seen so far. Very cool.
NorthFace coat was spot on
“I could enunciate my Th’s and be quiet in the movies and improve my credit score”...Lol
tht one was great! the audience just didn't know if they should laugh 😂
I thought I was just going to watch a short clip. But man, he reeled me in. He is so funny. I want more please!
I’ve watched this routine several times and it never gets old. Makes me laugh/smile every time!
Dude, his jokes are awesome and the smile just seals the deal
my younger siblings go to school with his kids... had no idea he was a comedian till i saw him on here just thought he was a funny guy
Where does he live, just asking for a friend...😉😏
@@laserworkstv Why don't you take a seat right over here
Next time you see him, slip a stealthy "thanks for the parenting advice." :p
@Nolan Watts that's way cool!
@@laserworkstv @11:30 he says he moved from Chicago to the Suburbs of Chicago....
"This is why I'm leaving your mom. . ." 🤣🤣🤣
2020 BRING KEVIN BACK WHO’S WITH ME!?!?
"I got a splittin' headache an' you travelin'!"
LOL!
I love his concept on telling people what you do to tell your age 😂👍 so much truth!
"Im 2 fingers in the butt at the drs" 😂😂😂
This guy is hilarious. Killed it with no profanity. Great job!
33:06 No profanity? He dropped the N word. (granted I think it "slipped" and he was trying to keep it out)
@@jackfredricks6223 uh, I didn't catch that. It's a naughty word but not considered profane.
@@1purplerose Uh, profanity = blasphemous or obscene language. While I agree that it is not blasphemous...
go ask one of your black friends if the N word ('er', not 'a') is obscene. If you truly think that it isn't obscene/profanity, don't say "the N word" say the *actual* word, and in public. I dare you. Say it on the job, I'm sure your hospital would agree with me. Or, just admit that you missed it and it was a (major) slip up on his part.
Not considered profanity... pffft.
/rollseyes
@@jackfredricks6223 get off your high horse,buddy
@@jackfredricks6223 I didn't hear it at all??
This guy is one of the best comics I have ever seen. I have not laughed so hard in so long.
Paul Thompson me too 😂😂
From Steve Harvey to Kevin Hart, they all recycle jokes amongst themselves and this man is a breath of FRESH JOKES. Naturally funny!
@smoothcollected Who pissed in your Cheerios? LOL
Other than stealing a couple Dave Chappelle jokes.
@@travisfiedler4416 Which ones?
@@firstbloodwarrior3868 only black guy in the neighborhood, cop's name Johnson, Chip was Chappelle's friend, here he was buying coffee, etc
@@firstbloodwarrior3868 not exactly steeling jokes, but...
Why wouldn’t you get kale?
Cuz I don’t like the taste of fresh bushes.
Yes. Yes. I’ll be using this now.
I refer to the big bowls of Pho as "Twig and branch soup"
One of the best Drybar specials by far.
Him and Chad Thornsberry
He is the best I've seen so far. I havent watched a bunch though. I'd definitely pay to see him. If he came back to Illinois/ Indiana area
Agreed.
@@Anthony-uf3oz yes!
I would add Josh Sneed to that list, as well!
"Cul-de-sacs, that's your end game" just blew past that and people didn't even laugh lol.
"I don't get why you think the silent treatment actually punishes us" 😂😂
Then he does the fist bumps to different sections to the crowd, from the stage. Too funny.
That's why I holler until it gets fixed. Silent treatment is a reward (unless it means no contact for days lol) but then he freaks out - why are you so quiet?! What's wrong?? Some guys can't win haha.
You better buy my coffee or I’m going to have a cookout 😂😂🙄 I watched the entire video and loved it
He has the sexiest smile ever! Plus, he's hilarious.
10/10
reminds me of one of my old heroes. RIP Bernie.
Teo wow, he sure does. Both comedic geniuses.
I LOVE KEVIN BOZEMAN!!! I needed this tonight. Thank you.
itgetter9 me too
@@kirkwood512 me three. This guy killed it! Would love to see him live!
This dude is hysterical. 😂😂😂
*BRRRK! STUDY HARDER!*
I've seen this special countless times, that part still got me LoLoLoL. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's hilarious!! His life observations, timing and delivery is on point. Got me laughing out loud like that one lady up front.
Hahahaha HOLY CRAP. He's one of the most refined comedians I've ever heard!
He is hilarious! Snoring is just another way to say I'd rather sleep alone... Funny!
Kevin has a devastating smile! When he unleashes the full potency, it’s awesome!🥰. 🌈
This is the dirtiest clean comic I have ever seen and I love it. I wanna see more of him.
Outlandish McCandlish aaaaagreeeeed
Homescapes level 712
Outlandish McCandlish you put it perfectly.
Well who doesn't like to be clean to get dirty?!
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“Code 10, dis ain’t a drill” 😂😂😂👍👍💯
Mannnn that smile killed me!
I like him. 💜
I've watched a lot of Drybar and this guy is a cut above the rest.
Check Chad Thornsberry !
And Orlando Baxter!
@@Anthony-uf3oz that dude is hilarious! 😄
This guy is amazing. At 25 minutes in, that joke killed me and his reaction to the audience not getting the joke that well. All of it is awesome!
No one wants to be in the tub slippin on your ideas lol
True story
i read this right when he said it
Wish I could tip this man, feel like I should have paid and I wasn't even there!
I have to just EAT & not drink listening to him. I’ll burst out laughing & spit my drink out all over the room. I SERIOUSLY have to hit “pause” to take a sip. That’s how I’m able to type this now!
This man is hysterical with a beautiful smile!!!
This guy has the audience laughing so hard. He kills it. Very funny!
This guy is my favorite! I have watched this so many times and it’s always laugh out loud funny!
"Love will make you slash tires and burn down people's houses..."
*Random person screams WHOOO*
"Exhibit A..." 🤣
I love this guy! Brotha is snappin'!
Exhibit A!
"Exhibit A!" 😂
I loooooved this Guy talk about Great Job 😎💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾🤸🏿♀️ and Excellent Delivery .
"Who didn't pay they five dollas?"😂
I'm only 18 minutes in, and he's already made me cry laughing. SO good.
Kevin Bozeman is sneaky good.
Yep.."sneaky " is right! He's hilarious!
dennis: My own thought was, “He’s wicked good!” I can still feel my abdominal muscles, from laughing throughout his stellar set...What a good feeling that is!
he just leanin, makin jokes, chillin
"Sneaky sneaky sir"
The bad parent laugh 😹😹😹😹 this guy has me ROLLING
Does he not have the most beautiful diabolical smile?😂😂😂
Reading the comments and laughing even more!! All positive and reliving his jokes!! I am going to use the Drybar app and tip him!! He so deserves it!
I love how he isn’t afraid to talk about race and racism in front of a completely white audience. He really pushes the envelope, but so skillfully. He has some serious talent. Humor can really transcend all of our differences, and he proves that by being absolutely hilarious while talking about divisive issues. Dude is a gem.
Agreed
Its probably the last frontier - historically, the arts has remained the first place where the ice cracks, arts and sports.
"I'ma see you again, right?"
Had me rolling!
I laughed non-stop through this entire special!
His parental game is definitely A level!!
Man another win on this channel. This guy had so much good material.
There are times when a comedian makes a super controversial joke, but because they do it so well, people just gloss over it. He just said, that not only is child abandonment and divorce ok, it is the means in which you could create a hard working kid who might become successful in the future. Clean comedy yes...but brutal. I love it.
Weird that you choose this as the example when he did the whole 9/11 part though
You're taking it too seriously. Lighten up.
*Wrestle!*
@@gamereelsz my birthday is 9/11. That train left the station 20 years ago. If you haven't moved on jump already.
One of the first things I learned came from a quote by some Canadian I've forgotten the name of, but I'llnever forget his quote: "If you want to say something difficult, controversial or brutally honest to someone, make them laugh or they'll kill you." One of the unwritten rules of writing comedy.
He was really funny! I love these Dry Bar comedians but this one made me laugh out loud the most! Great stuff!
Check Chad Thornsberry !
That one lady loves his set
So do I 🤣
I understand
Kevin Bozeman. WOW!! success is YOURS! u rockt a mormon crowd in utah, keepin it REAL real, like it was 80s showtime @ the apollo. WITHOUT SWEARING?!? (showoff) u sir are a comedic master. masterful set! enjoy spreading the talent god gave u! i'm not ay comedian, but i am OBSESSED with comedy since i was very young child (70s). i know a great comedian when i hear one. prior mooney rock carlin murphy lavell monique chapelle… those r your peers. keep digging deep and dont cheat yourself.
I need more buttons to give this guy more thumbs up!!!!!
This man is genius personified
I am in love with Kevin Bozeman now! It’s one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen!! I know this is three years old but I’m gonna look for more of him he should be killing it he is so above average! Love you Kevin👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💖💕❤️💝💖
This man is really good super funny kept me entertained on the last stretch of my long drive.
Chuck i dont feel bad that ur such a dumbfuck
Clearly Chuck was having a bad day.. moving right along
O.m.g. I always secretly thought my son would be a serial killer .... He joined the Marines at least he is going to use this talent for good...lmao
😂😂😂
let me tell you, the armed services are full of psychopaths who realize that's a socially acceptable outlet for them to play with weapons and possibly get to kill somebody.
@@coyotepeyote when ever anyone asks why I joined the Army . I say to kill people . End of conversation.
@@coyotepeyote Absolutely! And, the minute they leave the military some police force can't wait to recruit them so they can take their psycopathy to our streets. "Serve and Protect". Got it.
@@burrengirl3409 that's mostly because there is a stigma towards hiring veterans. Serving your country is seen as a bad thing in our modern society. Police departments are one of the few options they have that will supply them with a livable salary.
That charmingly disarming grin of his...well, it charmed and disarmed me.
"Relax, some of my best friends are white!"
Guy is wicked funny!
I have seen this multiple times. Funny every time. Probably one of my favorites. 😆👍🏻
Have not laughed that hard in a long time. Omg this guy is amazingly funny
Brilliant!! Northface jacket. LOL
excellent bit
I just watched this again. Too funny!!!
Add one Nike and one Columbia one and you're set.
Love the $5 plane ticket joke.
The lady's laugh on the parrot joke is hilarious 😂 🤣🤣🤣
👏👏👏 Thanks again, DryBar, for more great comics and full-length sets!
Can we talk about these backdrops, though? 🤔
Carolyn Talbot Exactly. I thought, Last Supper backdrop in a comedy club?
Legos are getting almost as expensive as IPads
I was thinking the same thing!!!!
Single handedly control the property value...😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂
"your lack of diversity has lost you some laughs"
It's not racism, it's satire, and he does it well : )
Absolutely hilarious!!! My first time hearing this comic and will definitely search for more videos of him!
This guy is AMAZING. A Star!
So glad I saw this on you tube.
Fresh perspective, brilliant presentation. Need to see more of him.
He is very VERY cute! ❤ love that smile/grin! Saucy!😊
This brother is hilarious 😂 😂😂🤣 I need to see him on every platform
Hilarious 😂 & the lady in the audience is bringing it home!!! So true in all of material - Chicago, suburbs, kids, age, etc. Keep it coming!!!
A real talent So comfortable on the stage. I nearly choked on my cheese curls with "It's a drive-around."
Kevin Bozeman is really funny. Great job Kevin. ☺👍
I don't laugh at many comedians in general but this guy is genuinely great! Laughed my a$$ off from just about start to finish.