America's Next Top Simp

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  • You asked for it, so we’re … reluctantly delivering. It’s time to find out who has what it takes to be America’s Next Top Simp!
    This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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    CAST
    Courtney Miller: / co_mill
    Shayne Topp: / shaynetopp
    Spencer Agnew: / spennser
    Tommy Bowe: / tomeybones
    Ify Nwadiwe: / ifynwadiwe
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    Director: Kevin Rygg
    Vice President, Unscripted: Matt Raub
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    Segment Producer: Garrett Palm
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    Art Director: Cassie Vance
    Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
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    Art PA: Austin Barrett
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    Cam Op/Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
    Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
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Komentáře • 4,4K

  • @KindaCaitlyn
    @KindaCaitlyn Před 3 lety +5885

    Crying at the thought of someone getting an old hat from their deceased grandfather and adding wolf ears and fur to it

    • @adrianghandtchi1562
      @adrianghandtchi1562 Před 6 měsíci +27

      Well, let’s hope he was kidding for the bit.

    • @ShadowmaskHauntling
      @ShadowmaskHauntling Před 4 měsíci +69

      @@adrianghandtchi1562why? Not like the grandfather plans on using that hat

    • @B2Roland
      @B2Roland Před 3 měsíci +4

      ​@@ShadowmaskHauntlingit's giga cringe

    • @Max.x.x.
      @Max.x.x. Před 3 měsíci +16

      I have my papa's old hat and even just imagining adding wolf ears to it makes me laugh, ik my papa would too

    • @uyuyuyuya
      @uyuyuyuya Před 2 měsíci +7

      ​@@B2Roland ...cope?

  • @doctahhobo
    @doctahhobo Před 2 lety +4750

    I love how Tommy was genuinely uncomfortable during Spencer's meet and greet. He kinda forgot for a second this was a bit and was genuinely afraid of Spencer.

    • @Yellofriends
      @Yellofriends Před 4 měsíci +88

      The way Spencer put the fear in Tommy had me dying!

    • @renolta1365
      @renolta1365 Před 2 měsíci +25

      I was scared too tbh

  • @Jo_youwhatmate
    @Jo_youwhatmate Před rokem +2178

    I can just picture Tommy going internally "I know John D Bad has the most points, but for the sake of public safety and my own personal sanity, I can't let him win"

    • @LaMortDeLaMusique
      @LaMortDeLaMusique Před 8 měsíci +181

      John D Bad is the one that toed the line between simp and incel.

    • @kimmynyc8801
      @kimmynyc8801 Před 2 měsíci +18

      well it’s because nice guys always finish last

  • @TheSindustriesLtd
    @TheSindustriesLtd Před 2 lety +4447

    Shayne was doing comedy. Spencer and Courtney were doing therapy.

  • @hallieeramos
    @hallieeramos Před 3 lety +9656

    One could argue that Shayne was the best simp for refusing to stop simping for Lady Dimitrescu, even though it meant losing the competition.

    • @sameel3843
      @sameel3843 Před 3 lety +703

      A true simp stays loyal to his big booba mommy goddess, even when it may mean your own downfall. That is peak simp energy

    • @toninomatalone7323
      @toninomatalone7323 Před 2 lety +486

      Tommy said it himself. Sir Phillip might be the biggest simp of all, but that was his downfall. Unfortunately this is a competition and you have to apply to the rules of the judges.
      With that said John D was robbed.

    • @sameel3843
      @sameel3843 Před 2 lety +56

      @@toninomatalone7323 agreed. He should have won

    • @wolfdusk2537
      @wolfdusk2537 Před 2 lety +39

      WHO CANT LOVE THOSE BIG MOMMY MILKERS

    • @user-mz9xo3hx1h
      @user-mz9xo3hx1h Před 2 lety +49

      Everyone talking about dimitrescus milk jug but everybody forgets about the dump truck clarie had in darkside chronicles

  • @Jkdabomb10A
    @Jkdabomb10A Před 2 lety +3981

    Courtney was the most clever but Spencer was the most viscerally uncomfortable. And Shayne was adorable.

  • @leslieg108
    @leslieg108 Před rokem +6236

    I forgot how good this was. Spencer deserved an Emmy for John D Bad.

    • @sarahmorris4575
      @sarahmorris4575 Před rokem +120

      I rewatch this every several months and it is ALWAYS amazing

    • @tttyyy949
      @tttyyy949 Před rokem +30

      What did Emmy do to you?!

    • @-Nameless.
      @-Nameless. Před 8 měsíci +21

      ​@@sarahmorris4575omg I'm not the only one who is obsessed with this it had no right to be this funny 😅

    • @K.Dre_is_Undead
      @K.Dre_is_Undead Před 8 měsíci +16

      Honestly he deserves a comic strip where John just does Down Bad shit all the time lmao

    • @sagegreeeeeeen
      @sagegreeeeeeen Před 7 měsíci +2

      GIRL WHAT

  • @sunshineking1053
    @sunshineking1053 Před 2 lety +6639

    The most upsetting part is that you know for a FACT Courtney has experienced her character first hand and Spencer’s performance was so convincing I’m now terrified of him 😭😭😭

    • @Reulorics
      @Reulorics Před 4 měsíci

      I don't think anyone is surprised that she's spent her fair share of time with basic fuckboys.

    • @BRBonGiediPrime
      @BRBonGiediPrime Před 3 měsíci +123

      I'm uncomfortably attracted to his ability to glide on heeleys so effortlessly.

    • @PokeRedstone
      @PokeRedstone Před 3 měsíci +74

      Spencer dug deep into his middle school existence.

    • @LeniPeni
      @LeniPeni Před 28 dny

      I love Spencer so much he always makes me laugh and cry 😭

  • @snakesonthismondaytofriday1750
    @snakesonthismondaytofriday1750 Před 3 lety +10855

    John "Down" Bad is the ultimate Simp because he got the most points and still lost.

  • @antonrnik
    @antonrnik Před 3 lety +10595

    "I'm so sore from creating my own path"
    Tears ran down my cheeks, well done Dominic.

  • @LilSwinney
    @LilSwinney Před 2 lety +1097

    Shane is playing a character, Courtney and Spencer are playing people they 100% have met/know

  • @maddo1069
    @maddo1069 Před 2 lety +2136

    Ify: *Holding strong, committing to the bit*
    Spencer: *heelys into centre stage*
    Ify: *immediately breaks character*

  • @jaxonjordan4835
    @jaxonjordan4835 Před 3 lety +13963

    Spencer's character made me physically ill with how realistic it was

  • @heyoavacado1014
    @heyoavacado1014 Před 3 lety +6127

    Starting to think shayne wanting to be pegged by the tall vampire lady isn’t just his character lol

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 Před 3 lety +207

      relatable

    • @dameanjames1048
      @dameanjames1048 Před 3 lety +332

      Who wouldnt want to be pegged by the tall vampire lady

    • @goldybutters9269
      @goldybutters9269 Před 3 lety +58

      Not if you've seen his tik toks lol

    • @IndigoWolfTail
      @IndigoWolfTail Před 3 lety +163

      No joke, I watched a short compilation of all of Shayne's past "Beggin' for a Peggin!'"
      I died laughing when he brought it back today!

    • @tasajs9056
      @tasajs9056 Před 3 lety +5

      Haha he's so silly

  • @danielhiggins5907
    @danielhiggins5907 Před 2 lety +1612

    The look of pride on courtneys face after that building my own path joke says it all. She knows she struck gold there

  • @NatalleeK
    @NatalleeK Před rokem +872

    Spencer actually making Tommy uncomfortable was some s tier method acting

  • @jmunt
    @jmunt Před 3 lety +9282

    Courtney is *frighteningly* good at capturing the cringe energy of a 16 year old boy

    • @soupyy4783
      @soupyy4783 Před 3 lety +365

      When she said come here and did the “kitty stroke” 😂I DIED

    • @thatKole
      @thatKole Před 3 lety +257

      And mr bad represents the 29-35 year old cringe mamas boi

    • @cathuff5802
      @cathuff5802 Před rokem +46

      That was every 8th grade boy ever

    • @highluxpotato810
      @highluxpotato810 Před rokem +48

      Courtney was more like every single kid in grade 7 and 8 at my high school.

    • @JadesOfGrey
      @JadesOfGrey Před rokem +29

      I thought she was supposed to be Justin Beiber

  • @ginahungate2390
    @ginahungate2390 Před 2 lety +5830

    Shayne refusing to simp for anyone but lady D is the ultimate simp move

    • @pinkyxie2467
      @pinkyxie2467 Před rokem +21

      Ayo no comments? Guess I'm first. Howdy

    • @smolchild1057
      @smolchild1057 Před rokem +35

      Wow nobody is touching this comment. Guess the mention of lady demistrescu is to intimidating.

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 Před rokem +22

      @@smolchild1057 She makes me Scaroused

    • @gerardalrickracines8212
      @gerardalrickracines8212 Před rokem +15

      I thought he is satirically protraying Markiplier simping on Lady D.

    • @ginahungate2390
      @ginahungate2390 Před rokem +28

      @@gerardalrickracines8212 No I think lady D just has a affect on everybody

  • @thejustinwestra
    @thejustinwestra Před rokem +682

    The way Shayne’s “spit in my mouth” joke didn’t land is funnier than the joke itself.

  • @Melissa123465
    @Melissa123465 Před 2 lety +1138

    Spencer won when he addressed the judges directly in his introduction like he was on the bachelor with “Good morning, Kings.”
    Though the honourable mention of Courtney’s “Most girls won’t go for this, only like girls who aren’t like other girls would go for this” is an elite and overlooked line.

  • @aldendomino3523
    @aldendomino3523 Před 2 lety +7680

    "I'm so sore from creating my own path", is one of the funniest things a smosh member has ever said.

    • @tarunbaskaran558
      @tarunbaskaran558 Před 2 lety +18

      What does it mean?

    • @invalidopinion5384
      @invalidopinion5384 Před 2 lety +147

      @@tarunbaskaran558 exactly

    • @nhae0
      @nhae0 Před 2 lety +214

      @@tarunbaskaran558 imagine a person goes through life as if going through a jungle. There are clear paths in front of you, some longer, some shorter, where most people push through.
      You know those are easier to go through, but in the end you won't feel as rewarded for doing so.
      There are many parts of the jungle that are unexplored or barely touched, through which individuals can come across their desired paths, mostly making them up as they push through, which is obviously very exhausting work.
      It basically means "it's so hard to be original"

    • @tarunbaskaran558
      @tarunbaskaran558 Před 2 lety +8

      @@nhae0 Tnx

    • @ericafey8958
      @ericafey8958 Před 2 lety +14

      @@nhae0 respect

  • @greatwolffilms1
    @greatwolffilms1 Před 3 lety +4775

    I can’t express how accurate Spencer’s was. I’m literally being harassed by a boy exactly like John Down Bad

    • @lizzieandmocha1131
      @lizzieandmocha1131 Před 3 lety +347

      Oh you poor, poor thing. I've learned to just stop being nice to those guys and go straight to telling them straight-up you're not, nor ever will be, interested, and if they continue you will get the police involved. Fastest way to shut them down and stop that crap.

    • @656grunt
      @656grunt Před 3 lety +236

      Yeah my girlfriend is constantly being harassed by this one guy saying how much better he would be to her than me and we both read his texts and laugh but it's just...so sad the lengths these guys go to. She's tried shutting him down but he's convinced i'm "brainwashing her into rejecting his advances" like my lord man

    • @Slambot-iw9po
      @Slambot-iw9po Před 3 lety +18

      Harassed or flirted with? You can’t confuse the two.

    • @KittyyKhaos
      @KittyyKhaos Před 3 lety +165

      @@Slambot-iw9po most likely harrassed

    • @aspecttnd
      @aspecttnd Před 3 lety +137

      @@Slambot-iw9po those type of dudes are mainly harassment but they think they’re playing it cool 😂

  • @retroficient7730
    @retroficient7730 Před rokem +417

    Is nobody going to mention how Courtney gestured "Come here"? That was fucking genius lmao

    • @allou82
      @allou82 Před 18 dny

      I'm glad someone else caught that!

  • @Vanderyn
    @Vanderyn Před 2 lety +1088

    Every character was the ultimate simp in their own way:
    Dominic won the competition.
    Sir Phillip continued to simp for Lady Dimitrescu, even though it cost him the win.
    John D Bad got the most points, yet still somehow lost.

    • @crybaby-zo9fw
      @crybaby-zo9fw Před 8 měsíci +44

      nice guys always come last :(

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J Před 5 měsíci +1

      Faith in humanity restored.

  • @bluejai4212
    @bluejai4212 Před 3 lety +5556

    Spencer not winning was a tear jerker. I was rooting for you, John. We were all rooting for you.

    • @stacia114
      @stacia114 Před 3 lety +534

      Figures. Nice guys finish last.

    • @RammiDoesStuff
      @RammiDoesStuff Před 3 lety +184

      Same. I think his character was a much stronger and more accurate simp than Courtney's character

    • @dext1352
      @dext1352 Před 3 lety +174

      @@RammiDoesStuff and because the votes were actually on his part. Like courtney had at the end of the second challenge 26.69 points, spencer had 38. I have nothing against smosh i love all of them but i think someone can't do math

    • @RammiDoesStuff
      @RammiDoesStuff Před 3 lety +117

      @@dext1352 true!! I was so shocked cause it was pretty obvious that Spencer had so much more points

    • @brennuswhite1845
      @brennuswhite1845 Před 3 lety +87

      I was down bad for John, in terms of who I had pegged for the winner.

  • @KaneKyro
    @KaneKyro Před 2 lety +9195

    Based on the scores I’m surprised that John D Bad didn’t win, though, “I’m so sore from creating my own path” is the greatest line in Smosh history.

    • @jimbobsenpai3082
      @jimbobsenpai3082 Před 2 lety +20

      Why , I don’t understand it

    • @LessGo7921
      @LessGo7921 Před 2 lety +154

      @@jimbobsenpai3082 Exactly. That's what makes it so great

    • @jimbobsenpai3082
      @jimbobsenpai3082 Před 2 lety +2

      @@LessGo7921 ok

    • @micahlanders4975
      @micahlanders4975 Před 2 lety +143

      John D. Bad robbed

    • @bruhsset
      @bruhsset Před 2 lety +351

      Simps are never the first choice which proves that John D Bad is in fact the greatest simp

  • @davidb.brandon2552
    @davidb.brandon2552 Před rokem +845

    It is very, very hard to upstage Shayne, and both Spencer and Courtney did. Some of the best character work they've done

    • @gingerinajacket8519
      @gingerinajacket8519 Před 4 měsíci +55

      They all hit SO damn hard. Like Shane didn't take backstage on this, he was very much marching to his own drum, but they all brought their A++ game

  • @user_was_taken
    @user_was_taken Před 2 lety +1056

    I love how spencer was so good he actually made tommy uncomfortable

  • @brister7110
    @brister7110 Před 3 lety +2377

    while all the characters were great, spencer's portrayal of JDB was so painfully authentic and realistic, the way he carried himself and his mannerisms were spot on. i was shocked when he didn't win

    • @jordimelis4463
      @jordimelis4463 Před 3 lety +161

      I was shocked as well, for me it wasn't even close. Steven even had the hovering hand for the picture. Rigged!

    • @caitlynford3001
      @caitlynford3001 Před 2 lety +93

      Same especially bc he got a perfect 20 score for the meet and greet and Dominic only got an 11. I feel like the ending came outta no where

    • @wisppandemonium8106
      @wisppandemonium8106 Před 2 lety +50

      Same, John Down Bad was the perfect simp and I have no idea how he lost.

    • @cosmiceclipser3261
      @cosmiceclipser3261 Před 2 lety +59

      We should call for a recount! Jokes aside I truly felt Spencer’s performance was the absolute best with his consistency and lack of desperation his character stayed true the entire way through and I’ve met many simps who for the most part act primarily as he does in this skit...

    • @frostyfb7290
      @frostyfb7290 Před 2 lety +43

      John D Bad definitely won to me. He had the highest scores, and was scarily accurate. Reminds me of someone from my high school.

  • @dwizz4391
    @dwizz4391 Před 3 lety +4838

    Shayne needs an episode playing resident evil 8 in this character

    • @bigmastermind1
      @bigmastermind1 Před 3 lety +61

      THIS!

    • @catshay
      @catshay Před 3 lety +100

      watch markiplier’s playthrough it’s basically that

    • @PallasEquus
      @PallasEquus Před 3 lety +3

      We need this in our life right now XD

    • @gayjebus4079
      @gayjebus4079 Před 3 lety +2

      I need to see this now please

    • @nathanjohnpayne74
      @nathanjohnpayne74 Před 3 lety +12

      @Hector Jimenez Everyone with a shred of human decency wants some Lady D

  • @17cryptic17
    @17cryptic17 Před rokem +791

    The reason Courtney won is because hers is the comedic take of a simp. Spencer's simp was just... real. Just actually why we make fun of simps in the first place lmao

    • @Corsaka
      @Corsaka Před 2 měsíci

      hers was a fuckboy

  • @thewickedwoods8881
    @thewickedwoods8881 Před 2 lety +466

    Tommy screaming "oh no put it away!" had me crying.

  • @Camtrain1989
    @Camtrain1989 Před 2 lety +12751

    Shayne and Courtney obviously put a lot of time and effort into those personas.
    And Spencer just showed up to work.

    • @kafalotofeao462
      @kafalotofeao462 Před 2 lety +98

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @HeadphonesGal215
      @HeadphonesGal215 Před 2 lety +31

      IFNEOENDIENENHEVWVEODNBDBR

    • @joonkt90
      @joonkt90 Před 2 lety +565

      They called him in on his day off and he came running

    • @Camtrain1989
      @Camtrain1989 Před 2 lety +192

      @@joonkt90 you can tell he's come straight from harrasing some poor young women 😂

    • @burakbodur5605
      @burakbodur5605 Před 2 lety +164

      @@joonkt90 he’s wheeled in

  • @kevinomalley1090
    @kevinomalley1090 Před 2 lety +4134

    I feel like Shayne went for kind of charmingly funny with his character, but Spencer and Courtney had some shit they were working through...

    • @peter_parkour
      @peter_parkour Před 2 lety +379

      It was personal. They have dealt with these people 😂😂😂

    • @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513
      @nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513 Před 2 lety +213

      @@peter_parkour in Spencer's case he was dealing with himself

    • @SPKotN
      @SPKotN Před 7 měsíci +109

      Oh Shayne was working through something. Something we all feel about 9'6" Vampire women

    • @andjelabozovic7365
      @andjelabozovic7365 Před 6 měsíci +1

      what@@SPKotN

  • @misfitemily629
    @misfitemily629 Před rokem +383

    Ify so casually berating John D Bad about his Fursona is the height of comedy to me

  • @KVCunknown
    @KVCunknown Před 2 lety +444

    10:15 the way Courtney motions with her hand "come closer"... wow
    If you know, you know. Layers to this character man...

    • @andersoncoutinho7481
      @andersoncoutinho7481 Před 2 lety +33

      Jesus Christ I just noticed this

    • @NatalleeK
      @NatalleeK Před rokem +11

      Omg I just noticed that wtf

    • @-L.S
      @-L.S Před měsícem +1

      I saw this comment before that moment and was like "surely it can't be that bad" and then it was even worse than imagined

  • @CreoTan
    @CreoTan Před 3 lety +14015

    Courtney's was so _personal._ She has met this man. She has met him MANY times.

  • @Alyssaishunting
    @Alyssaishunting Před 3 lety +2724

    Courtney and Spencer's characters were both so accurate but in two completely different ways.. and Shayne's ... Accurate in many weird ways

    • @Naurfae
      @Naurfae Před 2 lety +198

      Courtney: The simp you meet at a club
      Spencer: The simp you find online
      Shane: The simp who tirelessly harasses one specific onlyfans creator

    • @commondirtbagz7130
      @commondirtbagz7130 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Naurfae oh like me!

  • @theatrefreak1995
    @theatrefreak1995 Před 2 lety +455

    Tommy’s utter horror of John D Bad tells me he has encountered this man too many times

  • @JetZV
    @JetZV Před 6 měsíci +151

    Courtney played someone she used to know.
    Spencer played someone he used to be.
    Shayne played himself.

  • @jackieli20
    @jackieli20 Před 3 lety +2398

    I can't wait for high schoolers to analyze Shayne's poems in their English classes in a few years

  • @jordanprice6457
    @jordanprice6457 Před 3 lety +1988

    I love that Shayne called Spencer's character a natural Lord Byron because Lord Byron was famous in his day for writing what was considered to be the equivalent of smut nowadays. It's comparatively downright child safe compared to some of the music popular today of course, but the fact that Shayne knew that about Byron really shows how well-read he is

    • @sanniichi_
      @sanniichi_ Před 3 lety +122

      Or shows how much dedication he put into this character which is just as amazing

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 Před 3 lety +62

      IIRC his college degree had something to do with psychology. Wouldn't be surprised if that came up in that degree track.

    • @XZacatakX
      @XZacatakX Před 3 lety +12

      Wow i'm watching a hole bunch of people do funny weird things on smosh and i'm still learning a bit of culture x)

    • @-xavier_rose-4599
      @-xavier_rose-4599 Před 3 lety +18

      Well, he has said before he loves reading. Maybe he's actually read some of Lord Byron's work before lol

    • @laurap.7636
      @laurap.7636 Před 3 lety +9

      That's not true. Lord Byron was not alive during the Renaissance, but during the Regency. It was not historically accurate at all, thought it was funny.

  • @Red_Ghost85
    @Red_Ghost85 Před 2 lety +664

    Spencer’s performance was masterful. The outfit, the heelies, the hover hand, just everything.

  • @jtbonilla7745
    @jtbonilla7745 Před 2 lety +210

    The fact that tommy experienced legitimate fear during JBD's performance is next level.

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Před 2 lety +4796

    The heelie-into-a-kneel all without eye-contact but specifically aimed/focused... slowly scooting and leaning closer, and _closer,_ and *CLOSER* without changing expression from their blank-faced nervous energy and being sort of unreadable. That shit is too potent. I goddamn KNOW this person, sadly.

    • @cup_of_chai4369
      @cup_of_chai4369 Před 2 lety +100

      dude same the only thing I would add is the one I know is also a history nerd (mostly ww2)
      I think that statement explains its self

    • @andyjebson4976
      @andyjebson4976 Před 2 lety +26

      @@cup_of_chai4369 as a history nerd I feel personally attacked.

    • @cup_of_chai4369
      @cup_of_chai4369 Před 2 lety +48

      @@andyjebson4976 I didn't mean that all history nerds were like that, I'm sorry that it came across that way. I was more implying that this person was constantly making jokes or saying facts about ww2 while slowly scooting closer and closer to you.

    • @andyjebson4976
      @andyjebson4976 Před 2 lety +66

      @@cup_of_chai4369 no its fine i was just joking and I'm painfully aware of the types of people you're referring to.

    • @cup_of_chai4369
      @cup_of_chai4369 Před 2 lety +7

      @@andyjebson4976 I had thought you were but you never know

  • @bisquino8289
    @bisquino8289 Před 3 lety +1991

    The milady character was truly astonishing, Courtney was too good at it, and I’m honestly worried about shayne

    • @Relaxationdecibles
      @Relaxationdecibles Před 3 lety +14

      Have you ever not been worried about Shayne?

    • @bisquino8289
      @bisquino8289 Před 3 lety

      @@Relaxationdecibles oh god what

    • @sameel3843
      @sameel3843 Před 3 lety +13

      Nah I’m not worried about him, because that character is a physical embodiment of how I’ve been feeling since RE8 came out, as a lesbian.

    • @bisquino8289
      @bisquino8289 Před 3 lety +1

      @@sameel3843 THIS

  • @angelicalicari8355
    @angelicalicari8355 Před rokem +162

    The evolution of Tommy's face during a joke is literally one of my favorite things in the Smosh universe (15:07, though there have been more extreme examples)

  • @kbroscoe
    @kbroscoe Před 8 měsíci +95

    13:12-14:38 particularly where Tommy exclaims “oh no!!” repeatedly is the best thing I’vd seen in years, followed by his exasperated “ok”. 😂😂😂😂🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @gabe2991
    @gabe2991 Před 3 lety +3551

    It’s a miracle that Spencer didn’t win. That was absolute top tier simpage

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy Před 3 lety +188

      I'm pretty sure he had the most points too but okay then.

    • @WillPill2002
      @WillPill2002 Před 3 lety +402

      Also, I feel like Courtney's character was wayyy more like a fuckboi than a simp. I loved her character but I would've placed him last in a simp competition😬

    • @Fiflaq21
      @Fiflaq21 Před 3 lety +113

      @@WillPill2002 Yep Courtney character was more of a Chad than simp.

    • @punusername3445
      @punusername3445 Před 3 lety +137

      @@WillPill2002 it's a simp archetype called "fuck boi wannabe" Is that one dude you see on TikToks like "my ex and i are still friends" And the girl is practically fooling the guy into thinking she is gonna kiss him

    • @syonaaggarwal3442
      @syonaaggarwal3442 Před 3 lety +96

      I think Spencer crossed the line from simp to straight terrifying, but he was my favorite

  • @michellemarlin1424
    @michellemarlin1424 Před 3 lety +1956

    Lmfao the face tommy made when Courtney said “I’m always edging” was shock, horror, and amazement all at once

  • @eclipse12822
    @eclipse12822 Před 2 lety +134

    Everyone rightfully giving Courtney's "So sore" a lot of love, but the way Spencer rolled in on his heelys genuinly gets me every time I watch it

  • @user-rz4kl4fv3d
    @user-rz4kl4fv3d Před 9 měsíci +75

    spence's characterisation had things that just rang true for me, from physical behaviours, like looking down all the time, to things he said, like being sensitive and able to protect. i also noticed he stayed in character even when not his turn. i feel like spence would be a good character actor.

  • @deburrito6882
    @deburrito6882 Před 3 lety +1860

    The way Courtney's "I'm so sore from creating my own path" made everybody react so viscerally, Tommy's panicking anytime the characters got too real, Spencer's heelies, Shayne's poetry, Ify's bursts into laughter, I'm losing it, this is one of the best smosh videos

  • @victoriayeager1311
    @victoriayeager1311 Před 3 lety +1534

    I literally gagged when Courtney did the "come closer." It's too accurate and painful to watch

    • @katspangler6336
      @katspangler6336 Před 3 lety +73

      when Courtney said "i'm always edging." lmfao

    • @Galiant2010
      @Galiant2010 Před 3 lety +67

      Beckoning with the middle and ring finger was a great touch, as well lol.

    • @demonseed360
      @demonseed360 Před 3 lety +22

      "Come closer", and then she moved over to him XD perfection.

    • @amyr9174
      @amyr9174 Před 3 lety +6

      @@katspangler6336 yes! She's so quick and on fire recently!

    • @wattsbatmansrealname9
      @wattsbatmansrealname9 Před 3 lety +1

      I was just scrolling to the comments to see if anyone else noticed that fucking had me dying laughing.

  • @davidchoi1949
    @davidchoi1949 Před rokem +181

    SPENCER MY KING, STAY STRONG. YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION TO EVERY SIMP EVERYWHERE.

  • @gavinlin6846
    @gavinlin6846 Před 2 lety +113

    Low-key expected to see a John.D Bad meltdown from losing. Would’ve been a great addition to portray how a simp reacts to not scoring the girl at the end 😂

    • @lizxu322
      @lizxu322 Před 3 měsíci +1

      It's almost like simps are synonymous with "nice guys"

  • @septiea
    @septiea Před 3 lety +3126

    Shayne's pegging arc is my personal favourite new development in the Smosh universe

    • @YanoshDanosh
      @YanoshDanosh Před 2 lety +32

      Ooooooooooooooooooo!

    • @lo0cid0o1e2
      @lo0cid0o1e2 Před 2 lety +5

      LMFAOOOUHOJKIDIDODJDKSJ

    • @faarismuhammad8361
      @faarismuhammad8361 Před 2 lety +1

      link to other times is mentioned?

    • @septiea
      @septiea Před 2 lety +29

      @@faarismuhammad8361 if you yt search "Shayne Topp pegging" the first two videos are compilations lmao I've been watching some older board af videos from this year and last and he's brought it up there too!

    • @zenendrahhernz1371
      @zenendrahhernz1371 Před 2 lety +6

      I feel like markiplier would be this for Lady D or ask Shane's character to help him write his own poems for his lady D

  • @michaelrumsey7932
    @michaelrumsey7932 Před 2 lety +3551

    Why do I feel like this was both Tommy's idea but also he's being held against his will

    • @adnelg319
      @adnelg319 Před 2 lety +179

      So Shayne on eat it or yeet it

    • @OmegaGuess
      @OmegaGuess Před 2 lety +133

      Proposed it and immediately regretted it.

    • @danielmacerin1518
      @danielmacerin1518 Před 2 lety +41

      this was actually a fan suggestion from the next top florida man comment section

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 Před 2 lety +14

      I mean, after those images Spencer showed? Yeah...

    • @captainkiwi77
      @captainkiwi77 Před 2 lety +9

      He probably out the idea forward, they revealed the people carrying out and now he’s just like “LET ME OOOOUUUUTTT”

  • @Yammenkow
    @Yammenkow Před rokem +88

    Spencer definitely got the biggest reactions from Ify (heely moment), Tommy ("art"), and the crowd (multiple shocked gasps).

  • @Insaneani
    @Insaneani Před rokem +56

    “I’m so sore from creating my own path”

  • @yourewrong154
    @yourewrong154 Před 2 lety +4738

    Spencer absolutely nailed the m’lady vibe holy shit. Easy winner. Courtney had a great character too though and she’s so quick. The edging joke was hilarious. And obviously Shayne’s dedication is admirable

  • @marcusdugger1667
    @marcusdugger1667 Před 3 lety +4464

    Not gonna lie I really didn’t think Ify was gonna break.
    Then the Heelys came.

  • @darwinjaevidavin8916
    @darwinjaevidavin8916 Před 2 lety +134

    Spencer making Tommy speechless is just the funniest thing.

  • @DrengrOfVidarr
    @DrengrOfVidarr Před 2 lety +94

    Ify's laugh when Spencer Heely'd in was probably the best and most genuine laugh I've ever seen 🤣🤣

  • @ek7713
    @ek7713 Před 3 lety +820

    Courtney: "Sounds kinda Beta to me."
    Spencer: "Ain't nothing wrong with that"
    *tips fedora at Tommy*

  • @spicymayo8950
    @spicymayo8950 Před 3 lety +734

    Shayne’s reached a level of simping for lady Dimitrescu that it’s bleeding into his characters lol

  • @Awes0m3n3s5
    @Awes0m3n3s5 Před 2 lety +83

    18:57 Courtney and Spencer dying in the background is perfect

  • @dbteepo86
    @dbteepo86 Před rokem +108

    This is one of my all-time favorites. Shayne, despite his best attempt, was outclassed by Courtney and Spencer, and it is worth!

  • @thangential
    @thangential Před 3 lety +2537

    do America’s Next Top Shayne Topp next

  • @oooCupcake11
    @oooCupcake11 Před 3 lety +1013

    Honestly not upset at Courtney winning because ”I’m so sore from creating my own path” had me literally wheezing

    • @user-uo6wv6vf6g
      @user-uo6wv6vf6g Před 3 lety +77

      overall I think Spencer should have won, but that line literally made me spit out my water and make a huge mess. also how is Courtney so incredibly manly

    • @nick1615
      @nick1615 Před 3 lety +19

      She didn't even attempt in the slightest to be a simp tho its a good character but didn't belong in this vid at all

    • @StarPlatinum3000
      @StarPlatinum3000 Před 3 lety

      I don't get why that's so funny

    • @evandill
      @evandill Před 3 lety +15

      That's fair, however I broke exactly like ify when it was revealed that spencer had Heelys, so imo it should have been spencer. Courtney's performance like... damn.

    • @brentos96
      @brentos96 Před 3 lety +10

      @@nick1615 I agree. Spenser was more simp while Courtney felt more f*** boi

  • @maxbulge1064
    @maxbulge1064 Před 2 lety +118

    Everything about this was great, but Spencer's 'meet up' with Tommy absolutely killed me. When he showed Tommy "art" I could not stop laughing after that. I was crying!

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom Před 2 lety +428

    15:08 Courtney: "I'm always edging."
    It took Tommy a good 3 seconds before that registered. You see it in his eyes. Sheer disappointment.

  • @AntonWongVideo
    @AntonWongVideo Před 3 lety +1624

    John D. Bad was CLEARLY snubbed. Don't worry, m'lord you're still a 👑KING👑 in my eyes...you're not like others...😘

    • @rebakedbeans8533
      @rebakedbeans8533 Před 3 lety +5

      Any word on what he said that got censored?

    • @danielhughes5932
      @danielhughes5932 Před 3 lety +6

      Def. How tf did Dominic steal that

    • @nuclearbastard
      @nuclearbastard Před 3 lety +19

      John's showing isn't for most judges, but it's meant for judges who aren't like other judges.

    • @CorvusCorone68
      @CorvusCorone68 Před 3 lety +1

      @@lemieuxueimel i think when he did that he was maybe channeling Michael Jackson

    • @Mattriarc
      @Mattriarc Před 3 lety +1

      Seriously tho lol It's all a game for fun and stuff but mathmatically there's no way Courtney's character could've won

  • @Karnivore187
    @Karnivore187 Před 3 lety +562

    I finally know what its like to be mad at a reality tv show. My man JDB got robbed, where do they even find these judges.

    • @joshdaniels
      @joshdaniels Před 3 lety +53

      I FEEL YOU, I think he didnt win because he got disqualified for being too vulgar. But it's definitely rigged nonetheless. Hoping he appears on simp all stars

    • @AltSunny
      @AltSunny Před 3 lety +16

      This is true. I was actually kind of upset since he was a walking reality

    • @diederpalland4375
      @diederpalland4375 Před 3 lety +8

      JDB was the clear winner, second place was sir simpnee for sure! How the F did dominik get to win this? Don't get me wrong, dominik was good. BUT not nearly as good as the other 2 contenders.

    • @westmccann6814
      @westmccann6814 Před 3 lety +6

      Wasn’t even a contest lol. JDB was the only one with real simp energy. Dominik was too MGTOW loser and it really overrode the simp energy. Sir Simpnee was solid but since that was basically everyone leading up to RE 8... less room to really get uncomfortable with it

  • @FLTG13
    @FLTG13 Před 3 měsíci +27

    Almost 3 years later and John D. Bad was still robbed

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n Před měsícem +1

      This and them not bringing this character back so far...

  • @gingerdude55
    @gingerdude55 Před 2 lety +49

    Ify's composure shattering as Spencer rolled up in those heelys lmao

  • @ala4sox02
    @ala4sox02 Před 2 lety +3960

    Dude that "edging" comment was so quick. So fucking funny.

  • @maxophilia708
    @maxophilia708 Před 3 lety +1392

    No ones talking about “ my god it’s Hermès himself” THAT IS SUCH A GOOD LINE

  • @ItsGazareth
    @ItsGazareth Před 2 lety +47

    As everyone else has said already. "I'm so sore from creating my own path" is absolutely legendary.

  • @lucasbillings7227
    @lucasbillings7227 Před 8 měsíci +31

    Tommy’s reaction to Spencer’s “art” is priceless!!

  • @audieelise2286
    @audieelise2286 Před 3 lety +399

    Spencer’s character was realistically the most accurate, I went to a high school called “Arts & Tech” and it was full of furry simps in fedoras exactly like this. Sooo many flashbacks.

  • @NigelGrab
    @NigelGrab Před 2 lety +2783

    Tommy's visceral reaction when Spenser showed him... *that* ... has me absolutely rolling

    • @pinkyxie2467
      @pinkyxie2467 Před rokem +1

      Wow no one wants to touch this comment.

  • @grantsnake
    @grantsnake Před 2 lety +28

    It kills me how uncomfortable Spencer can make Tommy with just body language he was no where near as close as Courtney was but Tommy still leaning away form him

  • @autumnnnnnnnnnnnnn
    @autumnnnnnnnnnnnnn Před 16 dny +4

    spencer was ROBBED 😭😭😭 when he came out with that skate i LOST IT 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @jedrzejdelegacz2529
    @jedrzejdelegacz2529 Před 3 lety +533

    it scares me how convincing of a boy courtney is, like even the voice

    • @reidshadowlegends4328
      @reidshadowlegends4328 Před 3 lety +15

      fr, I was reading the comments and got confused when everyone was talking about courtney it didn't even register

    • @morganc52011
      @morganc52011 Před 3 lety +3

      yessss

    • @CyberEJ
      @CyberEJ Před 3 lety +8

      Yup. A specific kind of guy, like this or like dameron. Courtney is REALLY good at playing them

  • @pickledpiss9522
    @pickledpiss9522 Před 3 lety +450

    I like how smosh has gotten so good that they feel the need to put a disclaimer reminding everyone that this isn't scripted and how much more talented they are then us

  • @theskyplanet2702
    @theskyplanet2702 Před 2 měsíci +4

    “Go. Get us demonetized .” *spencer heelies his way to hell*

  • @eslesss
    @eslesss Před 3 měsíci +5

    Courtney managed to perfectly capture those white boys in tiktok povs looking at you in elevators and closing doors. Like I cannot stop cringe laughing

  • @bifieri
    @bifieri Před 3 lety +298

    the Tommy and Ify hosting combo is actually chefs kiss pls pair these two more in vids

  • @sintro159
    @sintro159 Před 2 lety +2151

    “Thou art a goddess amongst men,
    a score of eleven on a scale of one to ten.”
    Beautiful, pure, majestic.

  • @AudreyAWeirdo
    @AudreyAWeirdo Před rokem +61

    Courtney made that character her whole persona and I'm still crying laughing over it 🤣

  • @mrmadmover
    @mrmadmover Před 2 lety +69

    Dude, Spencer killing it in these bits! He edits, acts and is a god-tier simp. Give this man a raise!

  • @meghannicole1474
    @meghannicole1474 Před 3 lety +659

    I wasn't ready for Spencer's Heelys. 😂

    • @stephg1459
      @stephg1459 Před 3 lety +38

      I wasn’t ready for Spencer’s anything!

    • @goose3465
      @goose3465 Před 3 lety +29

      @@stephg1459 every time he went up he was just somehow 10x worse and it gave me whiplash

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 Před 3 lety +3

      Apparently neither was Ify. Rofl.

  • @CastleBomb44
    @CastleBomb44 Před 3 lety +894

    18:49 "..begging you, please, to just wrap me up in a bow, perhaps on by balls, and just go to town. You can do whatever you want." I love how you can see Spencer and Courtney cracking up in the background when Shayne Bottom is saying that about Lady Dimisticule. hahahaha I love this episode so much

  • @teamcyeborg
    @teamcyeborg Před rokem +49

    Dominic has something so incredibly uncanny valley about him, like if I couldn't see Courtney under there I think I may be entirely terrified

  • @unhookedwings
    @unhookedwings Před rokem +46

    18:59 Courtney breaking character and having to just completely turn around kills me 😂😂😂😂

  • @martito1014
    @martito1014 Před 3 lety +283

    I love how the judges say "John Down Bad" with absolute seriousness

    • @vienna2051
      @vienna2051 Před 3 lety +4

      i don't get that joke, do you mind explaining it to me

    • @existentialghost8373
      @existentialghost8373 Před 3 lety

      @@vienna2051 His character is just a very serios furry

    • @martito1014
      @martito1014 Před 3 lety +2

      @@vienna2051 Have you never heard anyone say "down bad"?

  • @CyberEJ
    @CyberEJ Před 3 lety +1692

    Courtney has gotten better and better at this stuff, to the point that she's making Shayne and the whole set DIE with laughter.

    • @Bokmoh
      @Bokmoh Před 2 lety +54

      She's straight up hilarious

    • @scribbles1788
      @scribbles1788 Před 2 lety +96

      Her improv has improved so much since she started at smosh

    • @scribbles1788
      @scribbles1788 Před 2 lety +3

      @Ikarys lmao you’re right, I didn’t notice 😂

    • @syra1541
      @syra1541 Před 2 lety +1

      @@scribbles1788 fr!!

    • @moukhshiii7220
      @moukhshiii7220 Před 2 lety +1

      She's aight

  • @thirstyforh2o
    @thirstyforh2o Před 5 měsíci +43

    Spencer is the definition of “on all levels except physical, I’m a wolf *bark*”.😆

  • @whythenumber
    @whythenumber Před 2 měsíci +5

    Ngl John D Bad lives in my head rent free