Pete Holmes Had A Heckler At His Wedding Named 'Mom'

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  • čas přidán 10. 01. 2018
  • As a stand-up comedian, 'Crashing' star Pete Holmes has dealt with plenty of hecklers... but usually they aren't responsible for his existence.
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  • @conormackinnon4622
    @conormackinnon4622 Před 6 lety +583

    bring back the pete holmes show

  • @ashwhite3810
    @ashwhite3810 Před 6 lety +261

    Stephens reaction to “shes not a monster” was precious.

    • @Gymnopediea
      @Gymnopediea Před 6 lety

      except I don't think he got it. sadly.

    • @ashwhite3810
      @ashwhite3810 Před 6 lety +10

      Afaf Benhara well i think he did he “laughed hard

    • @monkfishmondfinsternis3162
      @monkfishmondfinsternis3162 Před 2 lety

      That reaction was very age appropriate.

    • @ChadMichaelSimon
      @ChadMichaelSimon Před rokem

      It's rare that a line really gets him like that. It's a delight when it happens.
      My wife would say, "And Fallon is the opposite. He hyper-reacts to every little thing the guests say, and it's annoying as hell." Ha. While I can't deny it, I think there's room for all of them.

  • @nathanwackett7625
    @nathanwackett7625 Před 4 lety +25

    pete holmes is the golden retriever of people. always a delight to watch him interview or be interviewed

  • @Squiggy2010
    @Squiggy2010 Před 6 lety +785

    Out of all the billions of universes, we are lucky to live in the universe where Pete Holmes is not a youth pastor.

  • @flipian86
    @flipian86 Před 6 lety +474

    “She’s not a monster.”

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 6 lety +10

      he got Colbert with that one.

    • @kakashiMEK
      @kakashiMEK Před 6 lety +5

      hahah that hit me hard.

  • @idontcare9041
    @idontcare9041 Před 6 lety +39

    "You know how I know? You're annoying now" LMAO

  • @mononoke721
    @mononoke721 Před 6 lety +42

    Pete Holmes is the bouncy, optimistic, fun-loving jokester we all could do with in our lives.

  • @harrisonmckinney7659
    @harrisonmckinney7659 Před 6 lety +227

    His political joke was adorable. Pete is adorable.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +111

    "She's not a monster".
    Amen.

  • @jesskidng
    @jesskidng Před 6 lety +254

    This guy is great

    • @feralfluid
      @feralfluid Před 6 lety

      He should have his own show ;)

  • @TurbopropPuppy
    @TurbopropPuppy Před 6 lety +224

    Just like tattoos, marriages take commitment, but both can be removed with lasers.

  • @TheGuindo
    @TheGuindo Před 6 lety +293

    Guys he's not talking about people who just don't want kids. He's talking about people who hate kids so much that they don't want _you_ to have kids because now they have to exist alongside them in public.

    • @TheEarlGreyHot
      @TheEarlGreyHot Před 6 lety +28

      Jesus, my brother is exactly that kind of person. he's gets angry when he finds out people are pregnant. It's pathetic

    • @KJnapalm
      @KJnapalm Před 6 lety +14

      I know a family who have six kids. They've literally had people walk up to them and furiously lecture them for having six kids.

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport Před 5 lety +4

      TheEarlGreyHot that’s messed up

    • @versnellingspookie
      @versnellingspookie Před 5 lety +3

      @@KJnapalm who would do that and why the fuck would you lecture people on having kids?

    • @Nzie
      @Nzie Před 4 lety +2

      The remarks are out of this world. I have a lot of sibs.... sometimes it was just a snide remark, sometimes they'd stand there telling parents and children that the world would be better without some of them. Also never people who actually know you-total randos.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 Před 6 lety +386

    It's like the old joke goes.
    "I can sort of understand getting married, but a _tattoo?_ I mean, it's so _permanent."_

    • @Newl777
      @Newl777 Před 5 lety +2

      statistically, tattoos last longer

  • @DavetheTurnip
    @DavetheTurnip Před 6 lety +47

    The first time Pete Holmes was on is my favourite Colbert interview. This was fun too. I hope he keeps coming back :D

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard Před 6 lety +4

    I taught the smallest smile game to my little sister who has anxiety to bring her down when she's having a moment and no lie, it works a good portion of the time.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před 6 lety +112

    Pete Holmes: Best Batman Ever! (Look it up).

    • @RiddlerFoto
      @RiddlerFoto Před 6 lety +1

      I'm honestly surprised there was no discussion about that. Would be awkward if they talked about that when his mom came (because of several clips... ehhh. okay).

    • @sheridanburton4532
      @sheridanburton4532 Před 6 lety +6

      Harvey Dent. Can we trust him?

    • @jessetorres8738
      @jessetorres8738 Před 6 lety +1

      Riddler Foto: Probably because that webshow ended years ago.

    • @RiddlerFoto
      @RiddlerFoto Před 6 lety +4

      Nolan's Batman series ended years ago, people are still talking about it. *shrugs*

  • @mimio008
    @mimio008 Před 6 lety +2

    Silly really is the right word for this guy. love it!

  • @BirchWeber
    @BirchWeber Před 6 lety +8

    lol the smallest smile game is a good one

  • @kenek629
    @kenek629 Před 2 lety +1

    Ever since I watched Pete interview Stephen at Paley Fest, I've been obsessed with their videos together. They have such great chemistry - it's adorable

  • @orph11c
    @orph11c Před 6 lety +6

    love this silly silly fun boy.

  • @BlakieTT
    @BlakieTT Před 6 lety +20

    Very fun interview. Clearly Stephen had the better smallest smile, though. ;)

  • @UCeagle79
    @UCeagle79 Před 6 lety +4

    I have always liked Pete Holmes and this was some of his best stuff. He still laughs and giggles a lot but he has really cleaned up and sharpened his act. He's definitely getting better and funnier! His skits on the Pete Holmes show and College humor are amazing!

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough Před 6 měsíci

      one of the few comedians that somehow makes it better when they laugh at their own joke. Normally I hate that, but it works for Pete 😂

  • @LucidRobYT
    @LucidRobYT Před 6 lety +3

    I love when interviews are given between legitimate friends and it's more of them just hanging out like this.

  • @WakandaSykes
    @WakandaSykes Před 6 lety +6

    Smallest Smile is amazing haha

  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 Před 6 lety +3

    These two get along very well and I enjoy it

  • @84Elenai
    @84Elenai Před 5 lety +3

    Crashing is awesome. Didn't expect that, it was a nice surprise. If you missed it, go and watch it right now, you won't regret it.

  • @similarsherbert
    @similarsherbert Před 6 lety +40

    THE PETE HOLMES SHOW NEEDS TO COME BACK

  • @Maniceureka
    @Maniceureka Před 6 lety +316

    My mother has run a daycare for children at home my whole life. I did not choose to hate kids, the hatred chose me.

    • @mimio008
      @mimio008 Před 6 lety +5

      Maniceureka LOL

    • @lukef9720
      @lukef9720 Před 6 lety +50

      Other people merely adopted the hatred; you were born in it, molded by it...

    • @roserapp8246
      @roserapp8246 Před 6 lety +1

      I Love your statement!

    • @logangomez4475
      @logangomez4475 Před 6 lety +4

      Children act that way because they were taught by their parents. Being a parent is a 24/7 job, not all people can do it.

    • @frankdrebin7949
      @frankdrebin7949 Před 6 lety +4

      No kids don't act that way because they were taught by their parents, they act that way because they are stupid.

  • @JesusPulledMeThrough
    @JesusPulledMeThrough Před 6 lety +1

    This guy is just so naturally delightful. I don't understand how.

  • @Abel1120
    @Abel1120 Před 6 lety +2

    Two happy souls, love it

  • @shunyaku7759
    @shunyaku7759 Před 6 lety +13

    If Stephen doesn't call Mike Pence a clear gummy bear on tv within the next 3 weeks, I don't even know what life is anymore.

  • @thiefofa1073
    @thiefofa1073 Před 6 lety +123

    Loved him in Badman - look it up on CZcams if you haven't seen the episodes.
    "Harvey Dent, can we trust him?"
    "WHERE ARE THE DRUGS GOING? [cough] [cough]"

    • @Ciphonn
      @Ciphonn Před 6 lety +6

      If you aim to give us a shot we'll riddle you..

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams Před 6 lety +4

      Helicopters?

    • @42smmoore
      @42smmoore Před 6 lety +3

      If i sleep, *I DIE*

    • @1sTEfFaniE1
      @1sTEfFaniE1 Před 6 lety +2

      thiefofa1073 OMG THATS HIM?! That's the best news I've heard all day

    • @mikesaler1038
      @mikesaler1038 Před 6 lety +1

      Also Batman is Obsessed with Sex is inspired comedy gold!!

  • @comedygeek
    @comedygeek Před 6 lety +36

    Gotta love Pete!

  • @MichelleHernandezcraftymaven

    The people who pick hating kids as a personality trait joke is SPOT ON. Who is this guy?looking him up.

    • @tannerstiverson
      @tannerstiverson Před 6 lety +6

      And the podcast “you made it weird” which he’s hosted for years.

    • @Pokarot
      @Pokarot Před 6 lety +3

      Sounds like someone has kids that knock shit over in the grocery store and doesn't like it when she's called on her bullshit.

    • @Pokarot
      @Pokarot Před 6 lety

      Mad that you got called out?

    • @MichelleHernandezcraftymaven
      @MichelleHernandezcraftymaven Před 6 lety +3

      I think you're the mad one random internet troll person.

    • @kiyomimcfarlane1304
      @kiyomimcfarlane1304 Před 6 lety

      Watch his interviews with John Mulaney and Kumail Nanjiani on the Pete Holmes Show. Those were amazing.

  • @nannerz1994
    @nannerz1994 Před 4 měsíci

    Nothing's better than Pete Holmes laughing

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Před 6 lety +160

    Hecklers, trolls, relatives.. tomato, tom-ah-to

    • @jamiegreig9699
      @jamiegreig9699 Před 6 lety +2

      I like how you spelled the toe-mae-toe sound as the normal word, and tom-ah-to out how it sounds

    • @Jaqen-HGhar
      @Jaqen-HGhar Před 6 lety +2

      Tom's a toe?

    • @thesadwolf
      @thesadwolf Před 6 lety +3

      So, uh, when are you gonna check that notification?

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc Před 6 lety +1

      the catcalls are coming from inside the house

    • @sirjester2008
      @sirjester2008 Před 6 lety

      New Message Tom’s auto repair

  • @LisaLisa-rl3pm
    @LisaLisa-rl3pm Před 5 lety +2

    They were quite funny together.
    The guy's mom sounds like a hoot!

  • @mutton_man
    @mutton_man Před 6 lety +165

    Harvey Dent, can we trust him?

  • @theman6297
    @theman6297 Před 6 lety +2

    Pete didn’t look like he was ready for his interview to be over lol

  • @wakeupandsmellthecoffee1626

    I love this. Please God let me marry a man like these guys.

    • @Bigolddragon
      @Bigolddragon Před 6 lety +1

      wakeupand smellthecoffee Well hello there..... I'll show myself out.

    • @BeppyCat
      @BeppyCat Před 6 lety +1

      You are in charge of that. Good luck!

  • @butidontwantachannel
    @butidontwantachannel Před 5 lety +3

    Loved him on Three's Company.

  • @Waltzhybrid92
    @Waltzhybrid92 Před 6 lety +10

    Pete Holmes isn't the late night Fallon we need but he is the one we deserve...that genuine laugh

  • @scottj719
    @scottj719 Před 3 lety +1

    It just hit me, When they do a Live Action "Three's Company" We have our Jack

  • @andrewyip3384
    @andrewyip3384 Před 6 lety +6

    Hahaha, I fucking love Pete.

  • @jeevithjerry6179
    @jeevithjerry6179 Před 5 lety +1

    Haven't seen Colbert laugh like that in a loooong time

  • @awake1251
    @awake1251 Před 6 lety +1

    That Mike Pence joke was fucking hilarious

  • @angryexgop6184
    @angryexgop6184 Před 6 lety +1

    lmfao this was excellent

  • @alecmcgrathofcanada9175
    @alecmcgrathofcanada9175 Před 6 lety +3

    He's 100% correct about A Colbert Christmas being the best Christmas thing there is. It's literally the only Christmas movie I own (except for Die Hard).

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat Před 5 lety +3

    Holy shit how did I miss this guy! He's really funny.

  • @beautybard
    @beautybard Před 6 lety +2

    The smallest smile game. One) I've adopted it for my little sister who has social anxiety... it makes her giggle and brings her out of her shell. Two) any time I feel sad I watch the last thirty seconds and cry laughing, and I've contributed to at least 45 views.

  • @advocacynaccountablity
    @advocacynaccountablity Před 6 lety +2

    SMALLEST SMILE!!!! LOL

  • @cassidiwatts6072
    @cassidiwatts6072 Před 5 lety +2

    I love his voice, he sounds like a more excited version of Adam Drivers voice😁

  • @lumen8341
    @lumen8341 Před 6 lety +11

    PETEY PANTS! :D He talked to me during his special in Austin but it was cut out, LOL. Great man.

  • @anna-majandersson6716
    @anna-majandersson6716 Před 3 lety +1

    He can still wear the suit he got married in two months earlier... Good for him... He didn't let himself go...😂 👍

  • @ploff9921
    @ploff9921 Před 6 lety +1

    Pete always makes me smile!

  • @622hfhjgv
    @622hfhjgv Před 6 lety +2

    Pete is so clearly in love at this moment

  • @moogamooga2100
    @moogamooga2100 Před 3 lety

    SMALLEST SMILE!! 🤣😂

  • @LuisofLosAngeles
    @LuisofLosAngeles Před 4 lety

    Youth pastor jokes on every Pete Holmes video 🤘🏼

  • @parsoumash
    @parsoumash Před 6 lety +8

    Pete Holmes must be John Ritters' reincarnation! Wow.

  • @tiffanyblack8755
    @tiffanyblack8755 Před 4 lety

    Fukn Clear Gummy Bear 😂
    I'm so glad I live in a world with
    Pete Holmes.

  • @NishitSoniYT
    @NishitSoniYT Před 6 lety +1

    He's brilliant! 😂😂😂

  • @blgarage9519
    @blgarage9519 Před 6 lety +80

    Goddamn, he's tall lol. Made Stephen look short

    • @omonyeakahome9174
      @omonyeakahome9174 Před 6 lety +2

      Capt. Bacon right? I had to go and check his height to make sure Stephen wasn’t like 5’5

    • @emiilyshe
      @emiilyshe Před 6 lety +11

      Colbert once again forgot to stay on the last step when they shook hands.

    • @richarddweckcomedy
      @richarddweckcomedy Před 6 lety +5

      Capt. Bacon 6 ft 6.

    • @dragon53777
      @dragon53777 Před 6 lety +1

      You know what that means...... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      Large shoes.

    • @warpspeedchic6932
      @warpspeedchic6932 Před 6 lety +1

      He’s a 6’6 chubby golden retriever

  • @triggerhappy6398
    @triggerhappy6398 Před 6 lety +12

    people hated to show for no reason. All because they thought he was faking laughter. At least he has a new show now

  • @rasheedatv
    @rasheedatv Před 6 lety +2

    smallest smile is brilliant

  • @chowe9
    @chowe9 Před 6 lety +82

    Sure reminds me of John Ritter

    • @anne-droid7739
      @anne-droid7739 Před 6 lety +11

      I was thinking the same thing. Miss him.

    • @kimberleightantardini5015
      @kimberleightantardini5015 Před 6 lety +2

      I TOTALLY AGREE!

    • @aaronstark5060
      @aaronstark5060 Před 6 lety

      It’s funny I come across this comment, because I’ve known about Pete Holmes for years, but that JUST hit me.

    • @pndrgn74
      @pndrgn74 Před 6 lety +2

      crossed with a young Val Kilmer

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 Před 5 lety

      The first time I saw him do stand up, I was like, is that Ritter's son?

  • @detritus10001
    @detritus10001 Před 6 lety

    In 96 i only knew caress me down as "the French tickler" song. Still an amazing tune.

  • @ThomasLien1
    @ThomasLien1 Před 6 lety +2

    Pete Holmes is great, always funny

  • @Chuck-PK
    @Chuck-PK Před 6 lety +83

    WOW what a cliffhanger! How SMALL is the next SMILE gonna be!? CLACK SOBSCRIBBLE TUH FIZZLE OOT!

  • @stessemand
    @stessemand Před 6 lety +2

    That game!! Smallest smile!

  • @austingregory4565
    @austingregory4565 Před 4 lety +1

    I’ve been watching a lot of Pete Holmes clips lately and was caught off guard by how tall he is compared to others

  • @MH-hv1gf
    @MH-hv1gf Před 5 lety +1

    This is the most animated I've ever seen Colbert

  • @nickipaisley5075
    @nickipaisley5075 Před 2 lety

    That smallest smile crap actually made me lol

  • @AvaValComedy
    @AvaValComedy Před 6 lety +1

    Smallest Smile is so great

  • @DUTCHswift
    @DUTCHswift Před 6 lety +1

    I fucking love this man.

  • @messed-upkid9877
    @messed-upkid9877 Před 6 lety +1

    This is so funny 🤣

  • @martinbygballe9795
    @martinbygballe9795 Před 3 lety

    Everyone who watched Stephen's Herman Cain campaign ad knows he is a master of extremely small (and slow) smiles

  • @veeeeeezy8256
    @veeeeeezy8256 Před 5 lety +1

    Smallest smile... gotta hand it to you Ben Holmes, it's a great idea.

  • @centurionk6643
    @centurionk6643 Před 6 lety

    "Harvey Dent, can we trust him???" Lol

  • @beccaantoine2116
    @beccaantoine2116 Před 5 lety +1

    Pete radiates sunshine ☀️

  • @ResurrectionRefuge
    @ResurrectionRefuge Před 6 lety +51

    How do you not love this guy?
    - An annoying person who thinks kids are annoying

  • @TomiOAT
    @TomiOAT Před 5 lety +1

    pete holmes is my spiritual animal

  • @momentomori6954
    @momentomori6954 Před 4 lety

    So refreshing

  • @SharamNamdarian
    @SharamNamdarian Před 2 lety

    Pete seems so grounded and happy here. So happy for him

  • @vuuvovuuv
    @vuuvovuuv Před 5 lety +1

    "mike pence looks like the clear gummi bear" sent me into a coughing fit hahhhfduisvn

  • @nhhv7
    @nhhv7 Před 6 lety +1

    The 'no kids' personality is so real. I have a friend who will bring up not wanting to have kids at any given moment.

  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 Před 4 lety +1

    The Mike Pence joke was really funny omfg

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 Před 6 lety

    His comments about people who don’t like kids is so true!!!

  • @johnb6457
    @johnb6457 Před 6 lety +1

    Pete Holmes, you’re a god damn treasure

  • @vmwindustries
    @vmwindustries Před 6 lety

    That was the best! The kid thing

  • @kisubags437
    @kisubags437 Před 6 lety +1

    Love Pete Holmes. So funny

  • @SaintNixon_
    @SaintNixon_ Před 6 lety +1

    Pete Holmes is one of my favorite Batman actors

  • @nhhv7
    @nhhv7 Před 6 lety +2

    Colbert;s ears go in different directions!!

  • @ChrisKoelsch
    @ChrisKoelsch Před 6 lety

    Colbert with the Fallon Desk slap at 4:12

  • @OneColdMonkey
    @OneColdMonkey Před 6 lety +1

    A little bit of Pete now and again sure is good for the soul.

  • @benjaminhawn
    @benjaminhawn Před 6 lety +1

    I love Pete Holmes

  • @dianewhalen9721
    @dianewhalen9721 Před 4 lety

    What a great guy👍

  • @someonesearching218
    @someonesearching218 Před 4 lety

    Pete's laugh lol

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 Před 5 lety

    That scene... I have to watch this show.

  • @helenomstreken7577
    @helenomstreken7577 Před 6 lety +2

    Pete crushed this!

  • @Seumito
    @Seumito Před 6 lety +1

    Never heard of him. Hilarious guy!